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July 19, 2023 - Whatever Podcast
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Dating Talk #85

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Anyways, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
So please tell us your name, age, occupation, and where you're from.
Go ahead.
Hi, my name is Adira Lore.
I am 28 years old.
I'm from LA and I do porn.
Hi, my name is Eve Marlowe.
I am 31 years old.
I grew up in Las Vegas and I'm a matchmaker.
Hi, I'm Tiffany.
I'm 24.
I live in Los Angeles and I'm a content creator.
I'm Bethany.
I'm 18.
I'm from Orange County and I'm model.
I'm Jenny or dating coach Deal, so people call me Deal.
I'm 22.
I've been based in Boston for a bit now and I'm a dating coach.
I'm Riley Lewis.
I'm 20 years old.
I'm from Hollywood and I am a virtual stripper.
Virtual stripper.
So what does that mean?
I do OnlyFans.
Okay.
All right.
Checks out.
I'm Lily.
I'm 23 from Nashville.
I'm a lifestyle coach specializing in narcissistic abuse.
Is this your first time in California?
Yes.
Ooh, fancy.
Okay.
What about you?
My name's Ryan.
I am 25.
I make YouTube videos, and people call me Rhino sometimes.
So, yeah.
My name is Madison.
I'm 18.
I'm from San Diego, California, and I'm a student.
I do the whatever podcast, and I'm a host at a bar.
All right, welcome, everybody.
We're gonna go around the table once more.
So please tell us your current relationship status.
Single, friends with benefits, talking stage, situationship, relationship.
If you're single, how long have you been single?
Also, what's your longest relationship you've ever been in?
Go ahead.
Well, I am newly in a relationship.
We have been dating for a few weeks now, but I'm at the point where I'm ready to settle down, so it feels pretty serious.
And my longest relationship, I guess, was about a year.
I've had a lot of toxic relationships prior.
A lot of toxic relationships prior to a lot of toxic relationships prior.
Good times.
Yeah, great times.
Good times.
You know.
I saw some of your videos.
What about you?
I am recently single.
We were dating for three months.
I've been single for five years prior to that.
And my life.
Sorry, you were single for five years?
For five years, and I just got out of a three-month relationship.
And what was the other question?
Longest relationship.
Longest relationship was five years.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, wow.
So you were single for five years and then I was married for five.
Like I was together with my ex-husband for five years.
And now I've been, then I was single for five years, had a three-month relationship, and now I'm back on the market.
From what age to what age were you married?
17 to 20, and we met when I was 15.
So yeah, five years.
Just like high school sweethearts.
Yeah, exactly.
You're both in high school.
Hopefully.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so you got divorced.
Who initiated the divorce?
I did.
Okay.
And then when did you get into making adult content?
Was it during the day?
I started about a month after I turned 18.
I posed for Playboy.
Okay.
And so by that point, were you married?
I was married, yeah.
Did your then husband have any qualms with it or was he on board?
No, he was totally on board.
He always knew.
I always knew I wanted to pose for Playboy and be a nude model.
And I was wearing the little charms.
It was really cool back in 2000s.
Did you guys have the Playboy necklaces and stuff?
No?
Okay, well, that's why you guys weren't going to do it.
Well, it was really cool.
It was really cool in junior high and high school for me.
So I had all the charms and yeah, I followed my dreams.
But so he was totally supportive.
He was totally supportive, yeah.
Gotcha.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
So like I'm pretty single, not gonna lie.
Pretty single.
Yeah, pretty single.
I had a situationship that kind of corrupted like a couple like a month ago, but it's fine, you know?
And I, last time I was in a relationship was about like five months ago.
My longest relationship was three years, actually.
Okay, three years.
And you've been single for how long, you said?
Like five months.
Five months?
Yeah.
You said corrupt.
Your most recent thing was corrupted?
Well, it was kind of more so like I didn't really want to be in a relationship with him because I felt like he wasn't really doing anything with his life.
So that was kind of important for me because I need someone that has motivation and drive, you know?
So that's mainly why I didn't want to date him.
But you were dating him.
Well, he wasn't seeing each other, but I wasn't like, no, like, I want to be your girlfriend.
You know what I mean?
Sure, sure.
What was he doing?
Playing Valorant all of it.
Is he a streamer?
He didn't even stream.
Like, I begged for him to stream it because he was really good, but it didn't really work out.
Okay.
And but, and you said, sorry, remind me, you do adult content, you said, or you're a content creator?
I'm a content creator, so I stream on Twitch, but I also do OnlyFans.
Okay.
And he didn't have a job at all.
Well, he just started being a food busser at a restaurant.
Okay.
That's respectful.
No, it is respectful because I was in the restaurant industry before, but I had asked him, like, hey, what are your future goals in life?
And he was like, you know, like, I don't know.
Okay.
So.
How old was he?
How old was he?
Yeah.
He's 21.
Oh, and you're 24?
I'm 24.
Okay, you like the young studs.
No, I don't like young stuff.
It just happened to be a 21-year-old.
It just happened.
It just happened to be a 21-year-old.
Okay.
All right.
He was busting.
But I mean, is it fair to say that since he was a bit younger than you, it's not entirely unreasonable that he maybe didn't, he wasn't quite as figured out as perhaps you were?
Yeah, I think that was also a main issue, too.
Was he in college?
No, not even college.
Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off there if you want to continue with your lol.
No.
You were about to say, like, oh, it wasn't even a.
Like, I would give him like ideas on what to do because he's really good at the game, right?
Like, so I'd be like, you should stream.
Like, you're cute.
There's not really that many cute streamers out there that are really good at the game.
And he wouldn't even listen to me on that.
So that also.
Okay.
All right.
So you broke up with him.
Yeah.
I mean, it was kind of both, like, yeah.
Gotcha.
Do you need a guy to, and I mean, because I know some people who do like content creation, OF can make a lot of money.
Do you need a guy to make, would you say, like, on your level, or what?
Where are you at with that?
So I think for me at least, I would want him to make as much as me or, you know, if or more would be even better.
If you don't mind me asking, how much?
You don't have to say exacts, but maybe like a range.
I'm very comfortable and I get to also provide for my family too.
So like six figures.
Five figures.
Like a month.
Five figures a month?
Let's say I make my corporate job salary in one month now, like my old corporate job.
So your annual corporate salary?
That's like what I make in like a month.
That's got to be like mid-five figures.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Six figures?
I don't know.
Your previous corporate job?
I made four figures in one year.
So it has to be like five or six.
No, you can't make four figures in a year.
All right, let's start guessing.
Let's just put her on the spot.
She did buy my food today, so I just met her.
What's that?
But she called me mommy, so I was like, okay, I did it.
Wait, what did she do to your food?
She bought it.
Oh, okay.
They didn't take cash.
I heard something else.
Okay, she bought.
Wow.
Did you hear?
Okay, so like.
I'm a very giving person.
That's nice.
That's good.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
So I'm single.
I've been single for maybe like four months.
And then my longest relationship was about a year.
One year.
Yeah.
Okay.
Gotcha.
And she was pretty single.
Are you just single, single, pretty single, very single, kind of single?
I mean, I like talk.
I'm kind of talking to someone right now, but I don't know.
Kind of talking about it.
I can't explain it by ear, you know?
Okay.
All right.
By the way, so pretty single.
Like, what is pretty single?
So there's a guy in the picture, right?
Um, like, I talk to people, you know, but it's like I'm going on like dates here and there, but it's nothing like super serious.
Like, I have a date tomorrow that I'm kind of excited for.
Got a date tomorrow?
Yeah.
When's have you dated this guy before?
Is this like a first week?
We actually met on Friday.
You met on Friday?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's funny because he also knows my ex is he friends.
Does he also play Valorant?
No, he doesn't.
He actually, he has a, he has a good job.
So I'm like, wow.
Great.
You got friends with your ex, though?
Yeah.
You know, that's a little bit of a drink.
He doesn't have to find out.
My ex was in Virginia.
Your ex-boyfriend or your ex-boyfriend?
My ex-boyfriend.
Wait, your ex is in Virginia.
So was this long distance?
Yeah, it was.
Oh.
Well, that's rip.
That's even worse.
Yeah.
He started dating a girl that would hit him up while we were dating.
Oh, okay.
So he's also cheating on you.
I mean, like, not really, because, like, I guess.
I mean, maybe he did.
I don't know.
There were some allegations and he denies it, but.
Was it an open, kind of open between you guys?
No.
Situationship.
No defined boundaries.
No, yeah.
We dated for like two years.
Oh, okay.
The Valorant guy?
No, no, no.
This is a different guy.
Oh, different.
This is like an actual boyfriend.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I see.
Okay.
That one was in.
That was the one that was like five months ago in Virginia.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I got it.
Got it.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
So I'm currently single, very happily, talking to people, dating some people.
I feel like 22 is the time to be happily single.
I've been single for maybe a month or two, also out of a three-month relationship that I got using my own advice because I felt I have to date as a dating coach.
And my longest relationship was two and a half years.
Two and a half years, okay.
So you said you're like kind of dating around talking to some people.
What do you mean?
Like, what does that mean, you know?
What does that mean?
I'm going to explain it and you're going to be like, it was exactly correct.
So one guy been talking, texting, met on Hinge, been texting for like a couple weeks, but he's in Europe.
Said he'll watch this.
So hi, Lucas.
Then I'm still active on Hinge, still messaging people, going on first dates.
If it goes well, a second date.
So dating people, talking to people.
If I meet someone who's cool, I'll continue dating them, potentially commit.
How many pieces do you currently have?
Like, nobody's a side piece.
Is there a side piece?
No, I have a really bad attention span with that.
So I've been texting the one guy for like a few weeks.
But he's in Switzerland and I'm in America.
He's back in America in August and that'd be the first date.
Then I usually have like maybe two to three Hinge combos going on and then maybe like every other week I'll go on like a first date, see how it goes.
Okay.
Question, have you met Swiss Cheese?
That's his name, by the way.
Oh, that's a good name.
No.
Yeah.
Because we matched, because on Hinge, you can like change your location at will.
Did he change his location or did he?
Yeah, he was in Boston for like a concert.
Yeah.
Because he's in an orchestra.
And I just was about to move to Boston a week later.
Then when I was in Boston, he was in Switzerland to play in an orchestra, and I was in Boston.
So just like a texting.
Okay.
We'll see.
And wait, so reminder, where do you live again?
Boston.
Oh, you're in.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
I was like.
My hinge was in Boston for a reason.
It's because I lived there.
Okay.
Yeah, because I know with like the dating apps, you can change your location.
Which makes sense if you're like moving around travel.
But if you're like living in LA and you're like, let me just see who's I can match with.
I would never go to Boston just for Zoe.
Yeah, just for Silly.
What about you?
Yeah, so my boyfriend and I are in a fully committed one-sided open relationship.
And my longest relationship was like three years.
One-sided?
So like, are you open or is he open?
So like, I'm not allowed to get with other people, but he's allowed to, you know, like get with whoever he wants.
Yeah.
Who initiated that?
We both agreed to it.
Yeah.
I'm like perfectly fine with it.
Interesting.
Wait, so.
Oh, did we give you a seat booster, by the way?
Did you get a seat booster?
Yes, yes.
I'm 411.
Yeah, I think it's good.
That's so cute.
So, at what point in the relationship, like, was it monogamous at one point, then you opened it up strictly for him, or just from the get-go?
It was like, you don't see other guys.
I'm going to see other chicks.
Right.
So, well, I mean, on our second date, he flew me and this other influencer out to an island.
And he was like talking to her previously.
And then.
An island?
Yeah, to an island.
Yeah.
It was fun.
But yeah, then he decided he wanted to talk to me.
So I guess from the get-go, I was just like, you know, I just kind of expected that that's how it was going to be.
And like, you know, I'm okay with it.
Is he, he flew you to an island?
Like for the first date?
Yeah, well, the second date.
Is he a content creator or what?
What's he do?
Yeah, he's a content creator.
Yeah.
Is he in a wheelchair?
Because you said something in your pre-show messages to us about dating someone in the wheelchair.
Yeah, so yeah, that's a confusing one.
We actually don't really know what's wrong with him, but he has like an autoimmune disorder.
And yeah, ever since my birthday, which was about like a week and a half ago, he's been in a wheelchair because he's like kind of paralyzed right now.
Holy shit.
Sorry to hear that.
And so this is like a new development.
Yeah, this is very recent.
Yeah.
It was an autoimmune thing that just like came on suddenly or is it like a progressive thing that just yeah like he had like a cold or something like and it like triggered this autoimmune response.
It happened to him once before like three years ago and yeah.
And he was paralyzed back then.
And he was paralyzed yeah and then it went away.
So like hopefully like it goes away.
Yeah.
Did he have a diagnosis back three years ago?
No.
Unfortunately like they never really figured out what it was.
Yeah, so it's kind of just an unknown thing at the moment.
Yeah.
Chat, do you guys have any idea what that could be?
I mean there's definitely I've heard of cases where like with certain illnesses you can get like a I don't know it can cause like nerve.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's wild.
In any case, sorry to hear that your boyfriend's not feeling a tip-top shape.
Wish him godspeed in his recovery.
Thank you.
Okay, got it.
So have you guys been frisky at all?
Like, how does that impact the wheelchair?
I mean, like, I don't know.
It just, like, kind of works out.
Like, I mean, he's still, like, on top.
Huh?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Is his like whole body paralyzed or like just legs?
He's like paralyzed, but he can still like move like a little bit.
Like, you know, I have to like help him up and stuff, but like, he can, like, kind of walk, but like, not really.
But yeah, I don't, yeah.
That's just kind of how it's been working out.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Damn.
Bummer.
Okay.
Um, what about you?
I am single.
I've been single since February of 2022.
My longest relationship was three and a half years, and I just got out of a situationship about two months ago.
Just got out of a situationship.
How long was your situationship?
Maybe four months, five months, I think.
Five months.
Okay.
I didn't really keep track, honestly.
Gotcha.
And Ryan, what about you?
So I think my longest relationship has been two years, and I'm currently single.
Is that all the questions?
How long have you been single?
And I've been single for about probably, oh, it's been a cool minute.
Probably six months.
Six months.
All right.
Yes.
Madison.
I'm taken.
I'm in a committed relationship.
And my current relationship is my longest relationship.
It's like 10, almost 11 months.
Show us the promise ring.
I forgot to wear it today.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Frankie and I were tanning like right before this, and I like forgot to put it on before I came on.
Okay.
I'll wear this in honor of him, though.
The armband thing?
Yeah.
Okay, in honor of Frankie.
Got it.
Okay, cool.
So I think the first thing we're going to talk about is Margot Robbie.
I don't know if you guys heard of this, but recently she's come under fire because people think Margot Robbie is mid.
If you guys know Margot Robbie, the critically acclaimed actress.
People think she's mid.
And we'll show you the tweet that I think kind of got a lot of attention.
So, Nick, if you're able to navigate over to the there's some news articles and then a tweet.
It's mid, like mid like overrated.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we can say it.
Not that bad.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pull it up.
Not that good.
Not that good.
Not good.
Not that good.
Not good, not bad.
I don't even have her right in the middle.
Not really.
Look-wise.
Yeah, yes, yeah.
Sorry, I don't see Margot Robbie in this.
I'll pull it up.
Oh, shit.
The donation.
No, that's not it.
There's like another grouping.
There should be another grouping.
Oh, oh, God.
Seven Diglass since donated one.
$100.
777.
Quattum Decillion 777.
True.
777.
700 770.
7 Decillion 777.
That makes sense.
777.
Thank you.
777 6 trillion.
777 2 trillion.
7 trillion 77 trillion 777 trillion 77 trillion 777.
Dude, he's getting really serious.
I don't know if it's while I'm still going.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
I wonder if he likes the numbers.
You were mapping earlier.
I was mapping it.
Okay.
Actually, before you pull it up, I'm going to get a couple of chats here.
Hold on, guys.
Okay, we have Ryan Reborn.
Thank you for the $50 donation there.
I'm 100% disabled U.S. Navy veteran with a disabling autoimmune condition that keeps me from doing many things.
And in my experience, both in person and in online dating, women want nothing to do with me because I'm a cripple.
What am I to do?
Is that your boyfriend?
That's really funny.
Is that your boyfriend?
I don't know.
It might be.
Disabling autoimmune condition.
Yeah, that's a tough one, man.
I mean, I don't know if anyone in the panel wants to.
Find someone that's crippled too.
Dead ass.
There might be a lot of people.
Isn't cripple like really offensive, Madison?
I think you're cancer.
He called himself a cripple.
I just would say that.
You know what?
Find someone who's heard of that.
There you go.
Yeah.
I think that he should just keep hiring hot nurses to take care of him until eventually he finds one with a fetish for cripples.
I've heard many stories of like them meeting their nurse and falling in love.
So that's my only advice as someone who's never dated a cripple.
Here's a question for the table.
Let's say you have a man who's paraplegic versus a woman who's a paraplegic, both in wheelchairs, both of comparable attractiveness levels.
Who do you think will have an easier time dating?
The man or the woman?
I mean, women always have an easier time dating, to be fair.
So I think that that's just a natural, unfair advantage.
Anybody?
Because you said all factors equal, I would say obviously the paraplegic woman would have an easier time dating because given typical gender roles, we're assuming it's like heteronormative and whatnot, she wouldn't be expected to be able to be a dummy mommy per se.
Everything equal.
Okay.
Anybody else?
I had a friend that got with a girl that was in a wheelchair and it was like kind of cute and endearing in a way because it's like, oh, she's in a wheelchair.
But if a guy's in a wheelchair, it's kind of a very bleak outcome.
Because like you said, no girl wants anything to do with him.
Because I think as a man, women are looking for it.
They're got to be strong, dominant.
And if you're literally, your legs don't work, you just poop out of luck.
Can I cussle here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you're shit out of luck.
That's probably almost preferable to poop.
But yeah, I definitely agree with you there.
Sorry.
But that's not always the case, you know?
Like, some women want to be the caregiver.
Some women want to be the sugar mom.
They want to be the one that takes care.
So like it's not always that they're shit out of luck.
I will say the person that runs my social media, he is actually disabled and he's in a wheelchair and he has a fantastic long-term girlfriend that is able-bodied.
So he gets pussy and I'm just going to say it's totally possible.
Wait, it's definitely possible.
It's just definitely possible.
It's just less woman.
He's able-bodied?
Like, no, she is.
Like, she can walk.
He's in a wheelchair.
And yeah, they've been together for a long time and they're super happy in a good relationship.
So I don't think it's impossible.
I think it makes it a lot harder, but I see it.
And I'm like, yeah, anything's possible.
Well, I feel like women are just generally caregivers anyways, right?
Like in the home, I feel like that's, you know, what women are associated with.
So in that case, I kind of feel like men would have it easier.
That's a good point.
So I heard statistically that like if in a relationship like the man gets like a bunch of health issues, the woman is more likely to stay.
Whereas like if a woman gets a lot of health issues, the man is more likely to leave.
I think that actually came up in our last stream.
And there was apparently some study that was done that indicated, which I thought was a bit excessive, but they claimed that men were six times more likely to leave their wives, for example, if their wives got cancers, got cancer versus the reverse.
I'm not sure if I believe that, though.
And yeah, I don't know.
Wasn't there recently some story of a woman who left her husband who had cancer, and I think he ended up dying and then went and talked about it.
Do you know what?
I know what you're talking about.
I forgot what the.
I don't know if we can, we don't have to pull it up, but yeah, well, I think it's definitely not impossible, like you said, for a guy who's in a wheelchair.
I do think, though, one of the perhaps discrepancies is I think an attraction trigger that women have for men is the ability to protect.
And a guy who, and also just, I think women are attracted to men who are strong, physically, mentally, although mentally, I don't think necessarily being in a wheelchair that has anything to do with your mental constitution.
But as far as just strictly speaking, when it comes to physical strength, if you're in a wheelchair and your ability to protect, you're pretty compromised.
So, and that's a, you know, men don't really look to women to be protectors.
Whereas, like, on a, maybe show of hands here.
If you were with a guy and he was like struggling to open a jar and he was like, babe, can you like help me out?
Would you be like a little bit off the top of the knife?
It's a little empowering, though.
What the fuck?
Yeah, and I wouldn't say.
No, like, I can open this jar and you can't.
Come on, maybe it's like self-empowering.
Like, look at this pussy, but like, wouldn't, but, but you wouldn't view your partner in like a slightly negative light if he's like, no, let's not use the opening jar as an example.
All of my last exes have all been weaker than me.
Based.
What?
Like, physically weaker, all of your exes.
That's why they're using it.
Yeah, but like, can we?
But it's, I mean, like, you lift, right?
Yes.
Like, can you show us the tries?
Like, fuck.
Wait.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
Wait, I don't think we're going to be able to do it.
Do it again.
Like, can we get double lies?
Hold on!
Damn!
Bro, wait, can you, really quick, can you?
Can you squat Ryan really quick?
How much do you weigh?
No, hold on a minute.
I don't know if I'm.
Okay, okay, okay.
I didn't mean to volunteer you.
Maybe after the show.
Okay, after the show, we'll do a little test.
We'll do a little test.
Okay, so, oh, interesting.
Well, oh, what?
What?
Oh, I'll re-trigger that.
Regularly says, stop and yellow means slow down.
What?
We missed all of it.
But on a banana, it's just the opposite.
Green is a distance.
Dude, oh my God, I got ruined.
Hold on.
I'll re-trigger it.
One sec, guys.
It's about to pull back up.
Wait, so you're stronger than all your exes?
Not all of them, but the most recent ones that were the most serious.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
And what do they think about that?
I don't know what they...
Hold on, just a second.
Mitch Hedberg donated $100.
On a stoplight, green means go.
Red means stop and yellow means slow down.
But on a banana, it's...
It's just the opposite.
Green means hold on.
Yellow means go ahead.
And red means where did you get that banana at?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
Okay, I got that.
I got it.
All right.
Let's pull up the Margot Robbie thing just as a reminder.
So there's this thing going on where a lot of people have been posting on.
Oh my God.
Mitch Hedberg.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to skip that one.
$10.
Okay.
People are saying Margot Robbie is mid.
And so this is a tweet that got like 70 million impressions.
This is her without makeup.
Definitely mid, according to him.
Scroll down just a little bit on the page.
Are you able to scroll?
Scroll down a little more.
So it got 69 or sorry, 62.9 million views.
So what do you guys think?
I mean, who's calling her mid?
In order to catch her because she's not 24 anymore?
Well, are they saying she's mid without makeup?
Or is that what they're saying?
I think just in general, the photo that they showed.
They're saying that's mid.
I'm sorry, but I think she's hot as she's in her hotel.
Without makeup, she looks like mid mid compared to who?
Like, who are we comparing her to?
Because she's fucking beautiful.
Some girls pay thousands of dollars into their face to look like her, and that's her without makeup.
Yeah.
And like, I don't understand how this even became a controversy at all.
She has a naturally sculpted face, naturally thick eyelashes, thick eyebrows.
Cheekbones, nice lips.
She's genuinely wondering how in the world.
I think a good starting point is we need to define mid.
Yeah.
What is mid?
I don't even know.
Like, is that like a five out of ten?
Yeah, I would say four to six.
Four to six.
But who creates the scale?
But six.
Where is like the standard of what?
Yeah, what is a ten?
Can we define a ten?
Is there a dictionary definition of the scale?
Ten is like perfect.
But who is perfect?
Megan Fox.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's different for everyone, I would say.
But she's definitely not mid, but she's not like perfect.
Yeah, mid is four, five, or six, according to her.
Also, she's 33 and looks like that.
She's 33.
Oh, then she's not mid.
I disagree on what the important base is.
It's not what is mid.
It's what are we measuring her on?
Because comparing one picture of her to the other pictures versus what she looks like in the flesh in real life.
Like that photo, mediocre photo of her.
But then look at any other photo and she's gorgeous.
I'm assuming if you see her in real life, which I hope at least one of us has the blessing to see her in real life, she'd be beautiful.
Wait, do you go both ways?
Yes.
Can't you tell by the hair?
Hey, you know, it's not a given these days.
But, okay.
Gotcha.
So you would.
It's the photo, not necessarily the scale.
Because I think that conversation's tired.
I think even in the photo, she's not mid.
I would still give her a moment.
She's still gorgeous in her.
I told the photo, she's still above a sex.
Compared to a lot of people her age as well.
Yeah, I hate to adopt her.
33 is the age that we have to be old.
And I'm sorry, but like.
I wasn't saying it was old.
I'm just saying other people in her age range.
Like, like the amount of people that are on the internet arguing about her looks, I'm sorry, but how attractive are all of you guys?
You know, like, why is there harder to do?
Probably two.
They're probably less than.
And we want to talk about scale.
You guys are like negative mid.
You know, mid-minus.
Like, are you kidding me right now?
And we all know that these guys that are calling her mid got hearts her in the Wolf of Wall Street.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't think that's a good idea.
And if and if she showed up to their doorstep to S their D right now, they would absolutely drop their pants and let her.
Yeah.
You know?
But like mid or not?
They'd be like, let's go.
Sure.
100%.
And the guys that might be saying she's mid, they might be like leagues less attractive, relatively speaking, than she is.
But I mean, I don't know if it's a totally fair argument to say, well, just because you're not attractive, you can't make an assessment of somebody else's attractiveness.
I think it's I don't think they're making the argument of like, bro, I'd never go for her.
I don't think they're saying that.
Like, probably most of the guys are like, she's mid are probably not as attractive as her.
But I just think they're like, I think they're coming at it more from like, she's an attractive girl, but she's not, she's not all that.
But the term mid is like not like attractive, you know?
The term mid is used.
She's alright.
Are they comparing her to other celebrities?
Is that what they're, is that the scale?
It's like she's a mid.
That's also what I was going to say.
I think people are only saying she's mid because she's a celebrity.
Did she go online and be like, I'm hot shit, I'm a 10 out of 10, and everyone's attacking her?
Or everyone just got bored and they're like, She's fucking mid.
People are like, fuck her.
Like, why are she about her looks in the first place?
Barbie came out, and now everyone has to say something.
They've seen her face too.
Yeah, I think it's also a good thing you mentioned Barbie.
I think Barbie, like in the lore of Barbie, I guess.
I didn't know there's a lore.
There is more.
Barbie's 19.
Oh, shit.
So I guess they're coming at it like maybe they could have casted somebody younger because she's still a very attractive woman, but she's in her 30s.
She doesn't look like a 19 year.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I mean, I bet if she was just like a regular person on the street, like not famous, they wouldn't like, obviously they wouldn't be like, she wouldn't be all famous and stuff.
I think it's just because she has like a platform and then also the Barbie movie.
I don't know.
I think it's just like people just get bored.
What do you mean?
I feel like people just get bored.
Get bored of like they just have nothing else to talk about.
Oh, so they're bored.
Okay, so they're hating her.
It just comes out.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And also, isn't Barbie kind of supposed to be the pinnacle of Barbie was a woman?
Sort of.
Barbie's the woman.
She's a woman.
So like the fact that she's supposed to be like 19, like that's like.
Well, 19-year-old's a woman.
Legally.
But when we were growing up, the Barbie that we were looking up to was not a 19-year-old.
She was always 19.
You're giving me new facts.
She was a woman.
She was a woman until Barbie.
She was like married.
Yeah, she was married.
I didn't know anything.
She had kids.
Barbie had kids.
Like, she wasn't a teenager.
She was a woman.
Why are you?
Yes.
She was also a president and an astronaut.
She got that age.
She looked a lot like Anna Mermaid and a fairy.
She goes beyond age.
That's not a 19-year-old.
I think not Laura's false.
Laura's false confirmed right now.
I'm trying to find the lore.
I don't know.
Let me look.
Barbie lore.
Barbie was the first aspirational.
I studied psychology, so I had to learn about childhood development.
And prior to that, it was mostly baby dolls.
So the little girls would be taking care of the doll.
And Barbie was revolutionary because it's a doll to aspire to.
So you play house, or you pretend to be president, or you're an astronaut, or you're a scientist.
Nick, pull up Instagram.
Probably not an OF creator, but Barbie can do anything.
Nick, pull up Instagram, not visible to us.
And then I sent a link.
I found the lore on Barbie.
So this can at least give us some guidance on this pressing, pressing issue.
So let's see what they say.
And then we have to, let me just read this.
Chaz.
So the short blonde chick, if your partner's paralyzed from the voice down and in a wheelchair, then it's probably a closed relationship for the moment.
It's just saying.
Damn.
Yeah, you would think so.
But he's got wrists, so I he like he's still slanging?
Yeah, he even has a lot of stuff.
He's just slanging.
He like has like an eye patch, too, because like a pirate.
Yeah, like, I mean, like, you like, I live with these crazy stories.
Like, you know, like, if a girl came up to him on the street, like, they'd be like, why are you in a wheelchair and why do you have an eye patch?
And, you know, like, he would go up with some crazy story.
He am I, but can he, like, feel down there?
Um, like, that's he, like, doesn't really have, like, a lot of, like, sensation, um, you know, in his.
But he can still do the do.
Yeah, he can still do it.
So does he do it just to do it there?
I mean, do you have it, Nick?
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you want?
No, it's in the, it's in the Instagram chat.
I linked it in the top chat.
What are we looking for?
It's in the chat.
In the Instagram chat.
Do you have the Instagram chat pulled up?
What is your messages?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Primary, it's the first one.
You'll see a link.
You got it?
Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Let us know when you got it, and then we'll pull it up.
Hold on, someone, our friend Vermillion is saying, Oh, can you pause?
Pause.
What the fuck?
Can you control Mouse Wheel up so we can read this?
All right.
How old is Barbie?
Okay, scroll down.
Barbie's moving.
Does he have to do that?
Okay.
Let's see.
Scroll down, scroll down.
Just how old, get to the just how old is Barbie part.
Okay, calculating Barbie's age from her manufacturing debut, the first Barbie doll is now over 64 years old.
Considering that Barbie was created as a 19-year-old doll, she could technically be up to 83 years old.
However, in the past, Mattel has reportedly said that Barbie is frozen in time at age 19.
So Barbie, according to the Mattel Barbie lore, the creators, Barbie's 19.
Forever.
Like a vampire.
Margot Robbie, still an attractive woman, is 33.
I've heard things, I mean, I haven't really researched what Barbie is supposed to be about, but I've heard that it's supposed to make sense for why she's so old and why Kin's so old.
But we won't know until we watch them.
Oh, that's why they cast her.
Everyone's pissed off in that she was cast.
It does kind of seem like a bit of a quirky type of movie.
So it's supposed to be weird.
Yeah, I don't think it's like a teen movie or something.
So older actresses play young characters all the time.
Yeah.
Alexi Demi just played a 15-year-old in Euphoria, and she's 30.
Exactly.
I have Vermillion here saying mid is probably best described as neither notably attractive nor notably unattractive.
Brian is a glorified bum.
Thank you very much.
Much appreciated.
I'm a captain, you lieutenant.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I need a button for that.
We're going to add her snort to this sound.
I'm going to add the snort to the soundbar.
We're going to have to.
They keep trying to come back with the donkey noise and the pig noise, I hear it, but I'll never beat the OG.
Okay.
Do I have a button that is really good?
Let all the pigs in the chat.
Oh, yeah.
Chat.
Pig emojis in the chat.
Pig emojis in the chat.
I didn't mean to speak.
Pig emojis spammed that shit in the chat.
So, okay.
What were we talking?
Wait, not just a moment.
We're talking about Orbie's age.
We're talking about, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not just some.
Oh, did you have a response, by the way, to he called you Sinead O'Connor?
Ever since I've shaved my head, that's one of the people I get compared to.
Can you sing her song?
Do you know how the song goes?
No, I don't even know who she is, to be honest.
I have no idea who she is.
I don't even know.
But if you give me a few lyrics, I can bust them out.
She got in trouble with, she made some comments in the 90s about the Catholic Church.
Oh, sounds like we might get along.
Yeah, maybe you guys should get one back.
Okay.
All right.
So, okay, so let's pull up the tweet once more.
Just take another look.
And then we'll also pull up after that, like, all the news articles because it's been like There's crazy amounts of news articles about it right now.
Okay, so like, I mean, just looking at this photo, like, I could see this person walking around at Trader Joe's.
Yeah, she looks like clean girl.
She's attractive.
You know, like, clean girl aesthetic?
Yeah.
It's where you just like look clean aesthetic.
You look like you smell good.
Yeah.
She does look like she smells hot.
I think she looks hot.
I would bang her.
No, yeah, I've heard no idea how you're talking about ideas, though.
Friendly smile.
Like, she looks like a teaser.
Can you pull up the news articles?
I think it's one tab either before or after.
It's coming up.
She looks like she has a nice lip color, too.
Yeah.
All right.
So control mouse wheel up just a little bit so it's a bit bigger.
Okay.
So New York Post calling Margot Robbie looks mid is insane.
Scroll down.
Just a bunch of posts.
Margot Robbie mid without makeup post sparks furious backlash.
Glamour UK, just everywhere.
Scroll back up just a little bit and then do the more news.
Click the more news button right there.
Let's just see if there's been any other scroll down.
We got news week covered it, Bro Bible.
Obviously very reputable news organizations.
Yahoo News, Daily Dot.
In any case, it's been covered quite substantially.
So show of hands.
Who thinks Robbie Margot's mid?
Robbie Margot.
I'm dyslexic.
I'm dyslexic.
I don't think she's mid.
No.
I don't.
Literally, she's like one of the staples of beauty.
So is Marilyn Monroe.
Like, are you going to call Marilyn Monroe mid?
I think Margot Robbie personally is a little prettier than Marilyn Monroe.
I'm just confused where this came from.
Who's the first person to say this?
From my basement.
Like, I don't know.
Are they all obsessed with her last year or something?
There's so much going on in the world in Margo Middlebury.
Robbie Margot?
Okay.
All right.
What do you rate her?
She's an attractive woman.
Oh, she's above average.
She's above average.
She's above average.
But.
Are you calling her mid right now?
I don't know if she's mid, but like.
Wow.
She's like an eight.
I'd give her an eight.
Pretty fucking good nowadays.
Eight, maybe.
I mean, maybe I'm being generous there.
Chat.
What?
They're saying eight.
She's upper mid.
She's upper mid.
There's lower mid and upper mid.
We are going to ask the chat to rate her.
Chat, be honest.
Don't fucking troll and say she's a one.
What do you rate Margot Robbie on the scale of one to ten?
Oh, nine to nine.
Seven to nine?
I can't even see her.
Chat.
Oh my god.
What do you rate her?
Seven.
She's a seven.
She's an 8.5.
Somebody said eight.
Seven.
Can we rate you?
Right?
Five?
It looks like it's about seven to eight, seems to be about the average.
Seven and nine.
Seven, eight.
So, okay, all right.
Is seven mid?
Is seven considerable?
Seven is seven.
Seven is good.
That's like.
I think anything over six is good.
No, over five, right?
Oh, yeah, I guess.
I think five would be a mid.
Four or five is mid because it's literally the middle.
That's fair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she's not word.
Okay.
Well, in that case, we have Stiffler here asking everyone at the table to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten.
So we are going to start with you.
Go ahead.
Into the mic.
Sorry.
You're fine.
I mean, I normally don't even do something like this, to be honest, because I don't believe in it.
But, I mean, I'm going to fucking ride hard for myself, and I'm going to say I'm a 10 out of 10, and I don't care who the fuck has to say anything on this shit.
You guys can call me ugly all you want.
So fuck you, motherfuckers.
Like, sorry, I said the F-word a lot, but it's okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to give myself a nine.
I don't think I'm perfect, but I do like to look at myself in the mirror, so it's a nine for me.
I'd say like seven.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd say 7.58.
Depends.
Why are you guys going so low on it?
They're hot.
I'm sorry, but like everyone's here.
I'm young, and we're here 30, so we already know.
It also depends.
Like for me, I know it shouldn't, but like if I'm wearing makeup or not, yeah.
I think that's a big.
Same with Marla.
I think you're letting society's viewpoint.
No, I feel like that's like just looking at myself.
Like if I'm wearing makeup, obviously I'm like, oh yeah, I look way pretty with it.
You're a 10 out of 10 without makeup.
I can tell that you're hot without makeup.
I'm sorry, but you were underrating yourself.
Above mid, plus, plus, plus.
What about you?
I would say in California, it's my first time here, like a five, but in the northeast, in Boston, a seven or eight, depending on my hair, which I changed a lot.
So you're a California five, but a Boston.
Boston seven, eight.
Okay.
Yeah.
And depending on your hair.
Yeah, so I was, I had long blonde hair.
I had long ginger hair with bangs.
I had long red hair.
Sometimes I have bangs and it's short.
Sometimes I have long dark hair.
So I would say me with the long hair, solid eight pretty reliably based on my matches, who I date, that sort of thing.
With the short hair, then it depends on if you're asking a man or a woman.
Oh.
Because the girlies love a short, colorful head.
What do the men think about it?
Depends on if he's chronically online or not.
So because there's different tastes.
So like if someone's saying Margot Robbie's mid, you know, there's variety within men and their taste.
I said seven because I think that's where you can generally date whoever you'd want to date.
And I've never struggled to date who I want to date.
But I wouldn't be surprised if I see someone really hot and they're like, I don't want to date her.
You know?
Like not struggling, but no God complex.
No God complex.
Yeah.
For the men?
You mean or what do you mean?
Oh, just in general.
For appearance, for rating.
Okay.
I don't profit off of my appearance because I know it's not quite there enough.
And I don't put in enough effort to try to make it there enough.
It's like a proper job to look that good.
Hmm.
Okay.
That was really elaborate.
Sure.
What about you?
I would say like a seven or an eight, probably an eight after I like got my boobs done.
Yeah.
After you got your boobs done?
Yeah.
I got them done like two months ago.
You're like, great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Eight, nine, I think, because I'm no model, but I think I'm pretty myself.
You're beautiful.
Can we see the double buy again?
It shows the double buy.
The buys make you like a 10.
Yeah, damn.
Let's see the tries.
Do the tries.
Falk Myron.
Okay.
Okay.
What about?
Oh, what did it say?
Oh, ask everyone.
Okay, everybody.
What about you?
This concept has kept me up at night.
I would give myself probably a 6.8.
6.8.
5?
Yeah.
6.8, yep.
6.85?
No, just 6.8.
6.8.
Okay, okay.
I didn't know if that 20th.
Wait, hold on.
Is my 120th?
Is that 120th?
Wait.
Hold on.
Yeah, that's 120th.
What?
Okay, never mind.
Math button.
He's doing math.
8 out of 10 is 4 5ths.
Madison, what about you?
No makeup.
Like fresh out of bed, probably like a 6 and a half.
If like my makeup looks really fucking good, probably like an 8.
Okay.
7, 8.
word i i give myself uh oh maybe we should have asked everyone this like what do you rate yourself without makeup and the wind but But I give myself a 6 with makeup 7, obviously.
Reach.
Yeah.
Yeah, I give myself 6.
Does anyone want to revise their answers without makeup?
Because maybe we didn't specify that.
I think without makeup, I'm actually a 15.
Sorry.
I think makeup makes me look worse.
If anybody wants to revise their answer.
I like this whole question.
I have some makeup remote.
This question actually really bothers me.
Like, it's really sad for me to watch everyone sit here and like rate themselves on a scale of 1 to 10 and judge their looks like that.
I'm like, I wish all of you guys answered higher.
I think all of you guys are very beautiful.
And like, I think this whole debate is really odd in the first place.
Sorry to be disrespectful, but.
So do you think everybody should rate themselves?
I don't think we should be rating our looks at all.
I think that the world is literally falling apart and we should be focused on bigger things besides physical beauty.
We did just rate Margo Robbie.
I get that.
I'm just here to say like, that's my input.
There's more to worry about than what people look like physically.
Sorry.
Well, but couldn't you say that you can say that about anything?
Yeah.
Well, we shouldn't worry about this particular minor issue, even though some people care about it because there are starving children in Africa.
Yeah.
We ought to, like, I don't know if that's, I don't know, there's a specific term for that.
I think it's, there's a, there's a fallacy.
I forgot what it is, but appeal to a greater dilemma.
I don't know.
In any case, but do you think everybody should consider themselves a 10?
I mean, yeah, I think that we should all have less confidence in ourselves that we should.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are we having lag?
Wait, chat, has it been...
Volume cut L?
Has it been happening the entire show, chat?
Did it just start?
I think it just started.
Have you been paying attention to this?
It just started.
Yeah, they just started saying it.
Okay, hold on, guys.
We're having some weird fluctuations here.
Sorry, guys.
Hold on.
Scroll to the very bottom.
They work down.
Whoa, virtue.
Let me just pull it up.
Sorry, guys, if everyone just holds on tight, we're getting, we're still live.
There's some weird lag issues going on, apparently.
Rip.
Party foul.
Let me just check in here.
Sorry, guys.
Lag's gone.
Some people are saying it's normal now.
This said we're back.
It's good.
Yeah, chat, if it happens again, just what about ism?
Okay, yeah, I think that's the fallacy.
That's fine.
Is it still good, guys?
Nick, keep a very close eye on that.
Just keep me posted.
I think it should just be, I think it was just a weird hiccup.
In any case, okay, so do you think everybody should rate themselves as a 10?
I think if everyone had the confidence to rate themselves as a 10.
Oh!
Getting cut off.
Yo, VD Cars, thank you so much for the very generous, gifted 50 memberships.
And that does trigger a fit check.
So if everybody wants to just stand up really quick, we're gonna see everybody's fit.
So if everyone wants to stand up, we're gonna do a fit check.
We're gonna do a little fit check.
Okay, boom, there's, uh, we got fit.
If everybody wants to do a little spin, we'll see the fit.
I can't spin.
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The spinach, the spinach was wonderful.
And then, okay, there you are.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
That was a fit check.
Yo, V D cars.
V D?
Wait, oh, did he do two?
Hello?
Wait, that's two.
Wait, did we miss one?
Hello?
Let's do it again.
I don't know if it's going to trigger again.
Dude, thank you so much.
That triggers.
I don't know if it's going to pop up again.
Let me just double check here.
Wait, chat.
Did he do two groups of 50s?
Is that correct?
Wow.
Did it pop up twice?
I don't know.
Well, that does trigger fireworks.
So thank you very much, VD Cars, for your very, very generous.
Thank you for gifting our community and viewers all those memberships.
Really appreciate it, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I recognize your name, but I don't know if this is your first time in the chat.
In any case, VD.
Does anyone know what VD stands for, by the way?
Venereal disease.
I think that should.
What is that?
It's hydrophobic.
It's kind of outdated, but I actually think VD should come back.
What?
Lag in chat?
Some people are saying it's in the middle.
Only tell me if it's like a lot of people are mentioning the lag, because if it's just everybody's spamming it, then the video is still choppy, but the lag is gone.
Sorry, guys.
I don't know what's going on.
Can I appear during lag time?
I think your friend's already open.
Your friend's already in there, but sorry, guys, we are having some technical issues.
I'm going to see if I can change something on our end to try to fix it.
So hold tight, guys, really quick.
Madison, take it away.
This always happens.
Yeah, Madison.
Take it back to that question about disabilities.
Not the 10 thing.
But let's go do that.
How many of you would go for a guy in a wheelchair?
Nah.
No.
None of y'all.
I think it depends.
It depends.
I feel like if I got to the guy first and he were to be in a wheelchair, I'd be completely fine with that.
But I don't know.
Just say, I think it just depends.
Because if I like you for who you are and like the soul that you have inside of you, then it doesn't really matter.
I also forgot who said that it'd probably be harder for men to get women.
Wait, someone said it'd be harder for women.
Or it'd be easier for men.
Easier for men.
I forgot who it was, though.
I said, yeah, it was rightly easier.
Oh, I just want to know why you think it would be easier for men again.
Yeah, well, I guess just because I feel like women are nurturers and they tend to talk into Mike.
Thank you.
They tend to be nurturers.
They tend to take care of the house, like housemakers, stuff like that.
So I don't know.
At the end of the day, I feel like it's in our nature to kind of take care of people.
And I don't know, for that reason, I think that maybe men would have an easier time.
I agree with that, the fact that women are caretakers, but say in that situation, I also feel like some women would opt out of that because it's like you kind of have to give up all your time just to take care of this guy.
Yeah.
Also, like Rhino was saying, like, I feel like a girl wants like a big masculine man to be able to take care of them, you know?
Like, for me, at least, I wouldn't really want to have to take care of him, you know what I mean?
Like, you're going to have to dedicate so much time and energy just to care for your significant other, which is completely fine.
Like, you should if you're really in love with them.
Yeah.
But I just think a lot of women would refrain because of like the protect.
Yeah, I would definitely want to jump on it and be like, definitely.
He's in a wheelchair.
Let me have him.
No, I would have to probably get away.
Is it still lagging everywhere?
I don't know.
Keep the conversation.
I think you're capping because I don't think you would even give a guy the chance to get to know him if he was in a wheelchair.
Really?
Right off the bat, I don't think I would either.
I wouldn't.
Like, it sounds nice to say, like, no, I care about someone's heart, whatever.
But, like, I care about girls' personality, of course.
But if you literally don't look good, it's, like.
It's, like, the first thing that you see in someone, say you're, like, walking on the street, you look for attractiveness.
So that is the first thing that I'm doing.
I want to sound ugly.
Oh, he doesn't cheat on me.
You want to know?
Ugly middle.
I would say ugliness is where I aim below mid.
Below mid is where I aim.
Negative.
There's just, I feel like there's way too many cons to have.
To be like dating someone in a wheelchair.
Yeah.
Right?
So there's so many.
Yeah.
In a wheelchair, yeah.
I had another thing I wanted to bring back.
I thought we were done with the Margo Robbie, but I thought about something.
Is there a male, popular, attractive male celebrity that y'all think is overhyped?
Brian Gosling.
Overhyped.
Like, everyone thinks he's Brian Reynolds.
But you don't think he's hyped.
Brian Reynolds.
Brian Reynolds is manhawk.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yes.
You don't think he's hyped.
Not even the young Leo.
I don't even think he's that cute.
Timothy Chalamet.
I don't think he's that cute.
He's pretty.
I was going to make the point of, like, in this, in 2023, like, critiquing a woman and just saying she's mid, even if she's beautiful, whatever, it's, like, front stage news headlines everywhere.
But like if you say an attractive man is mid, no one cares.
Yeah, no one's there.
It's just like, yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I don't like Timothy Chalamet either.
But if you dare to critique Margo Robbie or then how could you even speak on her name?
But if I say Michael B. Jordan ain't all that, it's like, yeah, whatever.
Who cares?
I would fight that.
I think it's because Lothi is so important in the female role.
Like, you know, more women get plastic surgery, more women wear makeup.
Especially women do beauty products, get facials.
And men, because they don't care if you call them mid, they're like, well, yeah, I just woke up like this.
So it's like not even an insult.
But if you call us mid, we're like, we spent $100 on this facial cream for nothing.
Yeah.
Get shot, you know?
Yeah.
What about you?
Are there any like high-value or not high-value, just like high-class women, like celebrities that you think are a little overrated?
Ah, man, if I say mine, I'm going to get attacked.
I gotta know.
I'm ready.
Let me think of a good one.
There's a lot of beautiful women.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's say Beyonce.
Interesting.
I agree.
I personally, you know, strong voice, but personally, I think there's girl, again, crazy hot take.
I think there's probably girls that, what is college?
Is this UCSB or something?
I think there's cleaner in the middle.
Yeah.
But I will say, I just think it's harder for celebrities because they get compared to kind of like their status as a celebrity.
So it's easier to judge them.
They're saying Margot Robbie's mid, but they're comparing her to other people like on the same level as her.
They're not definitely not comparing her to the people at the grocery store right now.
Or then she'd be like a ton, you know?
They're definitely comparing her to other celebrities, which yeah would be a harder bill to fit.
And other celebrities are constantly always in professionally done makeup, photo shop.
Absolutely.
Their images are changed.
Is it okay?
Is it that plastic surgery?
Like people think Beyonce is like a fucking 10 out of 10, but it's because she also does music.
She's a celebrity.
She's famous.
She's rich.
Like all this stuff.
So I think it's harder for she can afford every beauty surgery.
Anything.
Yeah, exactly.
I agree with you, Beyonce.
Is it good now, Ryan?
I'm waiting.
Oh.
Major?
They're saying we're all too old for Leonardo DiCaprio.
We are not too old.
I'm not even too old for him.
What's his girl?
How old?
25 when the prefrontal cortex developed?
He's 25.
Well, he doesn't date above that.
So the people he teaches, you know, how many months does she have left?
How many talks are broken?
Is that like a has anyone done studies?
Like every time they turn 25, he's done with them.
If you look at his graph, then it shows the age of his girlfriends and then it goes up for a few years and then she turns 25, goes back down to another 19-year-old.
And then you put it against them and you're not going to be afraid of that.
Yeah.
Damn.
It's great.
We have a lot of fun.
From a stats perspective.
Yeah, she's 18.
She's 18.
18.
Leo, we got Leo.
A lot of age.
Most of us are with age for six more years.
Would you guys date Leonardo DiCaprio?
Wouldn't we date him?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would.
No.
Why?
Just like, you know, like, always been like a big crush.
Money.
I'm heard he makes smart jokes.
What jokes?
Oh, you always thought he was attractive.
Were you here for when we were like, oh, Leonardo DiGabrio is not that attractive?
Oh, no.
Are we in the bathroom?
Oh, okay.
Oh, see?
Yeah.
I was going to say the Titanic and Leo is gone.
Yeah.
Like he's still low-hanging fruit.
Shut up.
That's all.
What does it say?
Leo's gone.
We let it come in.
Dua Lipa, I think she's amazing.
I think Dualipa's gorgeous.
I love Dua Lipa.
She's very gorgeous.
Damn.
That looks like we're fancy.
This is off.
We're back on the porch.
I thought it was a shut up time.
Shouldn't he ask her?
Shut up.
It was just like when you heard that, like.
Yo, shut out Nishi and Wonder.
Whenever that GTS trigger chime comes in, we ask everyone to just be a little quiet so we can read out loud.
Because it's hard to listen to it when people are talking at the same time.
Did you see that thing about Tom Holland, though?
How he's kind of like taking a year break from acting?
No.
He was getting his cheeks clapped, right?
Yeah, that was all.
He's gay.
No, he's not gay, but he acted in like this.
Was it a movie?
It was like a movie where he was psychological thrills.
And he's getting like hate and stuff.
Yeah, he's getting his cheeks wet.
No, I could not open Twitter without seeing his cheeks getting clapped.
Oh, I didn't even see it.
Did he have like a sex?
Was it a big black man that was doing it too?
I didn't get a good look at it.
But yeah, he's taking like a year break from acting because he's getting so much shit for that.
That's sad.
Yeah, it is kind of sad.
Yeah, that's fair.
Sad.
Yeah.
Damn.
It's just acting.
Yeah, it is just acting, but you know how the media is.
Like, they're going to judge you for every single thing you do.
And especially if it's something like that, unfortunately.
That's why you just don't look.
You just close your eyes.
I feel like you just have to expect stuff like that when you're in that industry, you know, which is sad, but I feel like you do just have to expect it at the end of the day.
Yeah, and you also have to just like think before you do things sometimes.
Like, I don't know.
I don't want to judge him because he's a great actor.
I wouldn't take a role that it was like, hey, and you're going to be getting wrong.
But you're going to get like shit for it.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Like, he needed to like, yeah, you should know that, hey, if I'm going to do a scene where I'm up against the wall, you know, I'm going to get hate for it.
Yeah.
I mean, but I think it's brave of him.
I wish he would have seen him.
I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you.
You're going to have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you.
I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker.
I will massacre you.
That's a good idea.
That's from a movie.
Thank you, Les Grossman, for the very generous TTS.
One in the chat, guys, if it's okay.
I think we have it figured out.
Very sorry about that, guys.
You know, we're doing it live.
So, you know, you're relying on the internet.
Sometimes the internet's shitty.
I think that's our first time we've ever had that issue.
Did I say one in the chat if everything's okay?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
And it was also delayed, too.
That was one of our concerns that even though we got it fixed, now there's like a 20-second delay on the stream.
But anyways, we've got that figured out.
So, okay, we were talking about the 10.
The 10 thing, yes.
Okay, let's come back to that.
So, I think my question was before the shit, the shit hit the fan.
Should everybody be a 10?
And to the mic, please.
Sorry.
I personally think that everyone should have the confidence in themselves as a 10, yes.
Because if we were confident in our own image, we would have more brain room to focus on other things like developing skills, developing hobbies, maybe finding a healthy relationship, you know, having a healthier mental state of life.
So, I think focusing on your rating and judging yourself on that is irrelevant.
And yeah, you should be a 10.
You should just be confident in yourself.
Sure.
Okay, so there's a couple things there.
You think that we should be less preoccupied with our physical appearance?
Yeah.
Yeah, so why not give yourself a 10?
Like, what justice does it do to rate yourself as a two, to live your life being like, I'm an ugly two, no one likes me?
What good does that bring to yourself?
Well, I mean, if it happens to be the case that, for example, let's say you actually are a two, or this hypothetical person is a two, and you have a accurate self-assessment of your own physical attractiveness and you own it.
Couldn't you argue that it's actually more confident to be like, yeah, I'm a seven.
That's how I am, versus like actually being like, let's say you're five.
Let's say you're totally average.
You're not particularly remarkable in any regard.
And you think you're a 10.
Don't you think it'd be more confident to just be like, yeah, I'm a five?
No, I think it's the most confident to show that you think you're the best you are.
And I've met many people that by beauty standards, if we're using like Marco Robbie's standards, are ones or even less, but just their confidence and their personality made me think that they were fucking the hottest guy I've ever met.
So I think if you have the confidence in yourself that you are a 10, that you will attract people to your confidence.
And if you sit there self-assessing, being like, oh, I'm a seven, I'm a six.
No, I think that's just a waste of your time in bringing yourself down and stopping you from succeeding and getting further.
You know?
Well, is this scale based off of like solely attractiveness or is it also like about physical just physical?
It's like just looks.
Because if it's physical, then I think that the point that you're saying is kind of false just because confidence comes from within.
It has nothing to do with your appearance.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
And if you believe within you are a 10, then confidence shines.
And I mean, like, confidence, confidence is shown in appearance.
Every one of you could look the same way.
And if you're walking insecure, you're going to look uglier.
If you are walking loud and proud, you're going to look like a fucking superstar.
Guaranteed.
Fact.
I don't think that everyone that rates themselves, let's say, a five, though, is insecure.
Like, what did I rate my?
I rated myself an eight, but I confidently rated myself an eight.
I think, like, on the other side of what you're saying, like, I completely get what you're saying.
But on the other side of it, it's like, I'm confident that I'm an eight, but like, I also know that I can improve on like some things here and there, which is why I'm not like a confident person.
Well, with what standards, though, like, what standards do you want to improve on?
Because, like, you look like a 10 to me.
I think you're beautiful.
Thank you.
Like, what standards are you putting yourself to?
Is it like westernized beauty?
Like, what, where are your, where do you think your flaws are that you're giving yourself a lower number of?
I think it's like the golden ratio, like, the staple of what he actually is.
And that's my point.
It's like, you're over here being like, I could be better, but if you just thought you were the best, you wouldn't even worry about that.
You could be worrying about how you could be better in your other life set skills, not just your beauty, you know?
Like, it's just, you shouldn't, you are a 10.
Thank you.
Like, you really are.
Like, there's nothing you can improve about yourself except for your confidence.
Like, everyone has like a little bit of insecurities, you know.
Oh, I do too, but I'm still going to stand here and like fight for myself, you know, and be like, I'm a 10 out of 10 because that's what I believe everyone should do.
Also, I feel like there's like an all you can obviously tell if there's like an unattractive person and an attractive person.
And I think everyone should definitely be confident.
But if you're telling that like unattractive person that they're a 10, like you're like so bad, like, and they're walking around thinking that, then, like, I feel like they could, like, people could like totally like take advantage of them and like overly confident.
Yeah, and they could learn some like, they get humbled and like, you know.
That's a good point.
It was making me think of this quote.
It's like, you can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences that come with ignoring reality.
So, if, let's say, a girl next to me, she's, I don't know, truthfully, isn't very attractive, but everyone tells her, yep, girl, you're a 10 out of 10.
Don't ever settle for anything less, whatever.
She might start going after certain guys, whatever, who aren't within her league or her whatever, and she's going to constantly get heartbroken.
Why is this guy doesn't want to talk to me?
Why does this guy keep cheating on me?
Why does this guy keep doing this?
Same with guys.
If it's like, if I'm a guy and I think that I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ and every girl, I deserve a supermodel.
I deserve an A-list, whatever.
And I keep going after supermodels and keep going after girls that aren't in my playing realm.
I'm going to constantly get heartbroken.
I'm doing myself a disservice because I'm not actually playing with my roles.
Because you can be confident and be an average-looking person.
That's what I think.
Like, I'm not a 10 at all, but I'm pretty confident with myself.
And that doesn't mean that it's a bad thing.
So I think that by telling someone something that's not accurate, you're doing them more of a disservice.
Like, you're putting a band-aid on their feelings for the moment and be like, yeah, you're a 10.
Everything's all good.
But then when they go out in the world, they're not going to get treated like a 10 necessarily.
You see what I'm saying?
I disagree because you're also saying that as if everyone with the confidence has expectations that they deserve something.
And I mean, I even, Bella Donna used to be married to one of my good friends who by society standards would probably not direct her.
She's probably more famous than you, no offense.
But I'm not famous.
Yeah, definitely for sure.
Like, she out her Google search.
I'm just saying, she's way more, she's really famous.
And his confidence in.
She is.
I mean, I don't know.
Ryan, yeah, Ryan, do you know the answer to that?
Is she famous?
You know a lot of porn stars.
I need to look at porn.
Let's do a Google Trends search.
Let's compare.
I've never heard of that name.
I've never, yeah, I'm nervous.
I'll send it to you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Maybe if I see the face.
No, honestly, I don't know.
I don't watch porn.
I don't watch it.
Like, I don't care.
Yeah.
What?
I kind of want to just bounce, to be honest.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Because we're just triggered over this conversation.
I didn't do enough research on the podcast.
Because we're talking about, because I don't know who Bella Donna is.
No, it's not that.
It's everything.
It's just.
Because we're talking about rating.
Fair enough.
Okay, well, that's my rhyme.
So I'll go sit in my car.
No, no, no.
I don't know.
Self-castle.
No.
If you need to ride back, I don't mind driving you, too.
I'm going back to Olympic too.
Personally, I'm kind of.
We're all going to just drive together.
Hang tight, guys.
I'm going to tell a joke.
I can do like a little sound effect.
I have a little rating.
Oh, that's good.
I do have space.
I don't know if anyone.
I knew that was going to happen.
I do have space for one more.
What did I walk in?
She did.
Oh, she's still there.
She said she said that she knows a better time than to sit here.
So you'll do it.
Personally, for the whole thing.
We didn't even get started.
I don't think it's that deep.
It's just like.
No, yeah.
It's just like when you really kill one of 10.
Remember when we were in middle school and be like, let's rate each other.
We didn't think it was that deep until now where people started making it that much.
It was nice to meet you all.
It was nice to meet you.
Appreciate you.
I think it's not fair to say everyone is a 10 out of 10.
I don't think that's a good idea.
But when I rate people, I also rate people when it comes to their personality, too.
No, absolutely.
Because you can be like, you could actually physically be a 10 out of 10.
But then if your person gets to be able to get away with that, I will not want to sleep with you.
We didn't even get started.
That was like a pretty tame.
We didn't even have a guy.
She would not have liked what I was about to say.
Absolutely.
Hold on, hold on.
Does looks even matter for a guy if he's successful, confident, smart?
Dude on the panel, would you date an ugly chick for any reason?
I don't think looks matters if a guy is successful.
We're going to confidently smart connect.
Yeah, let's get this.
Should I like move the chair too?
Just leave the chairs there and then we'll get rid of some of the chairs.
Guys, give us a sec.
Two girls just walked off the show.
It was like the most tame conversation ever.
I don't know.
I have seen way worse on you.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I say it.
We didn't even see that.
One sec, one sec guys.
The definition of just be quiet and pee-pee will find you more attractive.
Wait.
I don't know what that is.
What?
Scoot all the way over.
We'll do three, three.
Yeah, we'll do three.
Oh, okay.
Three.
Yeah, sorry, guys.
We had two girls walk off the show.
We're just going to readjust the seating arrangements here.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Yeah, maybe can we have you kind of get in the diagonal corner a little bit?
If you can straddle the leg and Madison scoots over a little bit, and then let me just look here.
Are you able to scoot, just keep scooting, scoot, I was just sure her little winks were make fun.
Yeah, little squeals.
Okay, I don't know.
I left for like one minute and I came back and I saw her.
Oh, you weren't there?
Yeah, she wasn't there.
I like that.
We didn't even get started.
We didn't even get it.
It's just cranking up.
And she was, I don't know how old she was exactly.
What'd she say?
30?
She's like 30.
She said, she's 20.
This one?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's two extra mics.
It says it.
Eight and five.
Five.
Thank you guys.
Sorry, guys.
We're just getting a little reset here with everything.
Someone said, why were we whispering?
We were whispering because she was still here.
At least there's no more.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was.
At least we don't got the snorts.
That's what I was saying.
Hold on, guys.
I'm taking them out of the description here.
You're like, even if you disagree with someone, it's all good.
I know.
That's a weak constitution.
She was talking about being confident.
I mean, she crumbled really quick.
That's bad.
Go ahead and say it.
She said she was going to tear you up.
She's like, can't ready to voice my opinion.
Oh, she dipped.
Downstairs?
Yeah, she's like, she's like, I just can't.
She's like, they're excited to talk and voice their opinion and defend themselves.
And then they just dipped.
Interesting.
Well, when I got here, she said that she'd never even really heard of the podcast.
Well, so they came together.
There's the blue-haired girl who reached out to us.
She's nice.
Yeah, I liked her too.
Yeah, she was cool.
She was very chill.
I like her.
I didn't mind them.
They were chill.
Yeah, they were nice.
I don't know what happened.
Yeah.
She said that it was not really worth her evening, which, to be fair, if she doesn't want to talk about rating people, probably not the show.
Also, do you remember sit back?
Yeah, I mean, they were the blue-haired girl requested to, they were friends or whatever.
They requested to be on the show.
So, yeah, kind of weird.
Like, kind of weird.
Okay.
Out of the description.
Okay.
It's live.
Don't come on the dating podcast if you don't want to talk about things that are about dating.
Yes.
Because when you start dating, you immediately start rating the person that you're sitting across from.
I mean, like, whether you want to admit it or not, like, we all make sort of value calls and judgments about people who we're potentially going to date, whether that comes down to their physical appearance, whether that comes down to their personality.
And we can all agree, like, some people are more attractive than others, you know?
So, like, you might not, it might feel like kind of shitty to put like a number to it, but like, you know, someone, this person's more attractive than this person, this person's more attractive than this person, this person's more attractive than this person.
You might not be putting a number to it, but you are like, you are ranking people to some degree.
I'm sure we can all agree here.
We've seen a person that's more attractive than another person, and we kind of so, anyways.
Wait, quick question.
Have you had people walk out like that before?
Yes.
I think we've not.
Yeah.
I don't think we've had anyone fold off of like a fairly milquetoast conversation about like talking about which one?
Can I say her name?
Sure.
Bernadine.
Remember?
She just got up and walked out.
I feel like that was a bit different though because there was a little like tiff, you know, there's like a little thing you just gave her or you just gave her nasty look or no, she gave you a net a nasty look and then she got I don't know if that's comparable like this I thought it was kind of pointless.
Whatever anyways, let's move on.
Let's move on.
Okay, so uh, Okay, that's it's too bad, but um, Okay, so let me see here I was gonna, was I gonna send you something feet pics.
Oh well yeah, that was this Bella Donna, Yeah, she was like, and she kind of put in like a little dig like, oh well Belladonna, she's probably, like she's probably my friend.
Has anybody at this table even heard of her?
Only Bella wait sorry, what was that?
I was saying like, has anybody at the table even heard of her?
Like, let's be real, like I have not personally, I don't know.
Oh, she's a what is she?
The porn porn star?
Oh, she's a porn star.
Oh, I don't like make it a habit of like comparing my popularity with other.
You shouldn't.
I don't know.
I was like wait, what did she say?
She was like she.
She was like uh well, something about we were talking about the 10 thing and she's like well Belladonna who, who's probably more popular than you, who's Bella Donna?
Right, I was like I don't really care, but like I'm just curious, let's look at Google Trends.
And then I think that got her.
Then she started getting all whatever she like, saying how like we shouldn't compare people and all that.
Right, she just goes and does it.
She just goes and does it.
Good point.
She was literally just talking about that, like it's crazy.
Okay, good times.
Well, now we have a more cozy.
Yeah, I've missed all.
She works out online every time.
Someone more space so, uh it, it works out.
So okay.
Um, let me just check here.
I'm wondering if we know this.
I'm someone said they Google searched her and there's no result here.
I let me.
I'm just curious.
I think it's Bella Donna.
Who's Bella Donna?
We have no idea.
Bella Donna, that's the porn star, though.
Oh, she's a porn.
There's a flower, no one knows.
There's a singer dude.
What if she's just not real?
I don't know what if she's just like on something?
She's just like on drugs?
She just made someone up.
Um, unrelated to what just happened, apparently Ariana Grande is getting divorced or divorcing her husband.
I hate to say this.
Who is she married?
Yeah, I don't know.
She was married to Dalton Gully, a real estate agent like New York.
He's like, not like a celebrity or anything.
She, like she just knew him through, like I think he was her.
What is it?
Was it real estate agent?
He's a like very high level real estate agent in New York, and when they got married.
I'm pretty sure she said stuff about how it's nice to finally date someone not famous.
Damn so, this is what her third failed marriage or second failed marriage?
No no, it was an engagement to Pete Davidson.
We call that a rage.
And then he's like, quit wait, you think she's gonna write another song about this one probably the rumor we're gonna get a banger album.
Oh yeah, she's been getting all this like controversy just thrown at her because of like about her little body too.
Her body really, how she like got skinnier or something I have I've.
I feel like I've never seen her bing.
I feel like yeah, she's always been tiny, but like she did get a lot of.
I will say, if you do look at her now, she's much tiny.
She looks very yeah, she really is like a I don't know how you consider smaller, tiny than what she was.
Yeah, I don't really keep up with her, so I don't know what she looks like right now.
She's darker now.
There was a meme.
It was like she used to look like the little mermaid.
Now she looks like the little mermaid because the new one's black and has red hair.
I saw her.
I saw people accusing her of like purposely being lighter.
So like is she darker now?
I mean, she is a little bit, but I don't even know how many She doing her thing.
Yo, Nick, apparently the fucking chick with blue hair left her char or her phone in the fucking studio.
Can you?
She says she left it on the charger.
Can you check?
Can we like come get it?
Can we throw it off the balcony?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Let's get it to her.
I'll know.
Don't forget to bring the keys, Nick.
Yeah.
God, bro.
Damn.
That's tough.
Yeah, Nick, if you could just run it down really quick.
She's just speaking with her friends.
Yes.
She got the blue door.
Yeah, I'm telling her to go to the blue door.
If it's not, Nick, if she's not there, just fucking leave it on the side.
Like, we don't have time for her to.
Yeah.
Okay, so.
Sorry, guys, a little distracted there.
Princess, I think we might have Michael Knowles back on here in a sec.
Okay, so I have some pre-show notes that some of you provided, so maybe we can touch on some of those topics.
So let me just pull up here.
We have, actually before we do that, so who here has like seen the podcast before?
Ish?
Is there anything anyone disagrees with that I've said that you want to argue with me about?
Oh, shit.
I haven't seen enough.
Okay, all right.
If you want to give hot takes right now, any hot takes anybody disagrees with?
I'm ready to debate.
Going once.
I can't twice.
I can't disagree.
No, you can disagree, Madison.
Well, I don't really have any disagreements.
You disagree with something.
Besides, like, some of the stats that you give, like, don't really.
I feel like the stats that you give refute your arguments.
You always say, like, sorry, I'm like shitting on you.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to get fired.
Be careful.
You're on the payroll.
You're going to get fired.
But we were talking about men and women something, and you always say the saying that men fuck who they can, women, or fuck who they want, right?
Men sleep with, men sleep with.
No, it goes, women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they can.
Yeah, but and yeah, I just disagree with, like, I agree with that saying, but I don't like it the way you use it because it's like, if you give 100 girls to one men, he'll sleep with 100.
If you give 100 men to one girl, she'll sleep with like one or two of them.
Wait, hold on, let me do the math.
You know what I'm saying?
You're saying, okay, your point was that women are more promiscuous.
I agree with that.
Well, no, okay, so the saying, women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they can, isn't necessarily, it doesn't have to do with promiscuity.
But you use it.
It has to do with like options and selectivity.
Yeah, but in that scenario, you used it to kind of back up your argument.
But the math I was saying was like, you give 100 women to one man, he will sleep with all of them.
Because men fuck who they can, right?
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What is the logo on you cap?
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Never take that hat off.
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Hey.
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Freestyle.
Incredible segue right there.
It's good.
I don't be doing the freestyle off the dome off on the thing.
Hold on.
Should I pull up an instrumental for you?
You don't be doing the freestyle off the dome.
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What else did he say?
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Never take off the helmet.
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Appreciate it.
Thank you for the kind words.
Wait, okay.
So what is the always say that saying men fuck who they can, women fuck who they want, correct?
I usually say sleep with.
Okay.
It's like the same thing.
You know what I mean?
But if you give 100 women to one man, he will sleep with all of them.
Because men sleep with who they can, right?
Okay, what's the second part of this?
If you give 100 men to one woman, she will only sleep with one or two of them.
Because women sleep with them.
I'm not really following.
I'm not really sleeping with you.
I get what you're saying.
Are you saying like, I don't know, I'm so confused.
I think she's saying what his statistics are.
She doesn't need to understand you.
Well, I'm just a little satisfied.
Literally, the chat understands me.
I have a point.
So then, would that make a man more valuable if he can sleep with more?
Oh, I wasn't trying to talk about value.
I was just saying, like, the saying that you always say kind of refutes your argument because you try to say that.
I think it kind of means that women have basically it's up to them.
Well, okay, the statement, women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they can.
I usually don't tie that into my arguments about promiscuity.
What did you tie it in?
I usually tie that into like conversations about the ways in which women have an easier time dating or getting laid.
Okay.
So like if I'm debating a girl and she's like, well, I think it's really easy for men to get laid and like men can get laid just as easily as women, like that is one of the arguments I might bring up.
I think it was just like a thought I had last time because the last time you brought that up, we were talking about promiscuity.
And then you brought that up.
That was just like something that came into my head.
I think I brought that up in the context of we were talking about is it easier for women to date than it is than for excuse me?
Is it easier for women to date than it is for men to date?
We might have been not talking about the same thing.
I don't know.
I thought you tied it up.
We're just going in circles here.
Anybody else?
Anybody going once?
Going twice?
Okay, let me do the soup chat.
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Marcia Buku, how are you a dating coach when you're like in 70 situationships?
Lucas Run.
You have 70 situationships?
He must have missed the beginning.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
Nick, in the sources, click the eyeball for StreamYard.
Shit, I don't know how long it's been off.
I don't fuck.
Sorry, guys.
Yeah, this is the one.
So you're like in 70 situationships?
Honestly, I almost wish, because they can be fun.
But at the beginning, I said I'm talking to like one person and go on dates with a few.
But, but to entertain our lovely commenter, it's kind of like saying, how are you a chef when you cook every day?
Like, how can I coach people on dating?
Not relationships.
I'm not a relationship coach.
I help my mostly male clientele get more dates, whether they want casual dates or more serious dates.
And how could I do that if I don't know how to myself?
Okay.
Do a lot of the men that you give advice to, like, do you see it becoming successful for them?
Oh, yeah, no.
One of them, he just started seeing a girl a couple weeks ago, like very sweetheart vibes, like going on a date, holding off on sleeping together.
And she asked him yesterday if she could plan something for his birthday.
And they're going shopping for her parents soon.
Like, super sweet.
Most of the men I work with are like mid to late 20s.
Like they've been focusing on their careers for a while and just like realize they want to maybe start dating and don't know how, especially with dating apps these days.
It feels awkward to send messages.
But I'm good at that.
Hence why I have not quite 70 situationships.
What kind of like advice would you give them though?
Just like an example of like one situation that you've had to deal with.
The typical situation is men struggling to get likes or get responses with their matches.
And I always say to just not expect that many likes because men will sleep with who they can, woman who they want.
So it is unrealistic for a man to expect a lot of likes.
So I do expectation management.
But to match with the likes that they send, if you have a more charismatic profile, good photos, not like the Margot Robbie selfie, but one where you look good, have character in your prompts.
So instead of saying, oh, I like music, say, I rap.
Hold on.
You send a donated $99.
I have a theory on why that lady left.
Maybe she was belladonna at one point and was triggered because you didn't know who she was.
Whoa.
That's funny.
That's true.
She's belladonna.
That could be a compelling theory.
Good to see you back in the chat, Bender.
That's so funny.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
She rage quit.
And too bad.
Too bad.
That's a good question.
Yeah.
Because I haven't really seen the show.
What does 304 mean?
That's an area code.
Okay, I'm not from that.
That's like an area code.
Definitely area code related, I think.
It means hoe.
If you flip it, it's like the four upside down is an H, the O is the C.
Oh.
Done y'all knew that?
I need to feel the function of it, you know?
Yeah.
So funny.
Okay, so I have some notes here that you guys provided before the show.
So let's just go through it.
Kind of related, starting with you.
How do you pronounce your name, by the way?
Is it DL?
Deal.
It's my last name, Deal.
Deal is your last name.
What's your first name?
Jenny.
Jenny.
With a G.
No.
It's with a G for Genevieve.
Oh, Genevieve.
Yeah, if you want to call me by my full name.
Can I call you Genevere?
It's your show.
Okay, I'm actually going to have you legally change your name after the show to Genevieve.
I don't want to sign more papers.
It's complicated.
So you're the hinge queen.
I think you don't have to do that.
So that's my bio.
It's my specialty.
Okay.
So you offer, do you, your clients, is it mostly men or you got women too?
The majority of my following is men, and I've noticed men are more likely to spend money on dating help.
Okay.
Men are more likely to help.
Like three-fourths men.
They're more likely to have the money in this society and more likely to need the help, more likely to want it bad enough to invest in it.
And I think they just like the way I talk about dating compared to some other male dating coaches.
Okay.
So like, what's your top three tips?
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
So one that will immediately get results.
Like random people from my high school who find me, they're like, way this worked is X out your standouts for like a day or two to get more attractive profiles.
So a lot of people complain about just not liking anyone that they match with.
Just go to the standouts tab, which is the like most attractive profiles and just X all of them out, like reject them.
That's the quickest one.
The other one, which I view as doing it for the girls, because every girl I've told where it's like, I tell men to be more specific with their profiles.
So basically have an actual interesting profile.
Like don't say, this year I really want to travel.
Worst idea I've ever had, this app.
Don't say that.
Say your typical Sunday is listening to the whatever podcast.
Maybe don't say that.
So X out your standouts.
Get your prompt, your prompts a lot more specific so that people actually know what to talk about.
And then send messages that are worth responding to.
No one's going to respond to, hey, or what's up.
But if you ask about their profile, or if you just say something silly, like, do you know how to, can you open a pickle jar?
Then it's like, oh, someone will want to say something back.
So those are the things that get more interaction.
And being active on the app gets you more interaction because all the dating apps these days are heavily prioritizing active users.
Sure.
Let's do a let's actually do an experiment.
We'll keep you both sitting.
You're going to pretend to be the guy.
Madison Van Day.
Roleplay.
Actually, maybe I'll be the girl.
I'll be the girl.
You'll be the guy.
And let's pretend like we're texting.
And let's play out a.
Let's like we just matched.
Yeah.
Well, what's your profile look like?
Why did I why did we match?
So I'm the chick.
Yeah, you got to create a character.
Okay.
I'm 19.
I have.
I don't date teenagers.
How old are you?
22.
I think if you're graduated, you should.
Gary.
That's your name, right?
Gary?
As a man, sure.
Jenny?
Jerry's going to be.
My male name can be Jerry.
Jerry.
Why would you not date as a 22-year-old girl?
When I was like 18, 19, I had a situationship with like a 22-year-old, and I feel like it's just weird.
As a nice thing, it's weird to think.
I know, I think it's weird if I think three years is fine, but like high school senior or college freshman with like an adult who's graduated is weird.
I feel like it's a lot of fun.
I mean, you're an adult when you're a freshman and legally.
Yeah, exactly.
When you're 21, you're on live stage.
Yeah, if someone can't legally drink, I feel like it's weird for like someone with a degree to be trying to date them.
21, you might still be a junior or senior in college.
But you're a little more.
Well, you said you're 19.
I said no.
If you said you were like 20 and I'm 22.
Okay, sorry.
Fine, okay, I'm 21.
Okay, I'm 22.
I'm a 21-year-old girl.
Yeah, Brianna.
Should I put on the wig?
Where's the fucking wig?
I want standard.
Nah, well, fuck it.
I'm butch.
What?
No, I'm the dude.
Wait, no.
Oh, this is getting confusing.
You're a really beautiful 21-year-old woman.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to do my best.
What are your hobbies or interests?
Okay, here's your.
I'm sorry.
Here's my hinge profile.
Okay.
All three of the prompts are like, I don't know what each individual prompt is, but it's like, I want someone with a yacht.
I want someone with a yacht.
I want to go on a yacht.
Oh, shit.
I don't have a yacht.
In this case, I do, actually.
In this case, I do.
No, you don't.
No 22-year-old has a fucking yacht.
Forget the yacht shit.
Just whatever.
I've got some basic chips.
Okay, okay.
I can give you a character if you want.
Like a pretty basic 22-year-old, 21-year-old girl.
Let's say you are personal trainer vibes.
You like to work out.
Maybe have a little gun show picture.
And you like are outdoorsy.
I feel like that's a pretty typical type that a lot of men are into.
I'm the man in this case.
are into outdoorsy on hinge people always do I was on Hinge for a bit, and that's mainly the only thing that men were interested in.
They wanted a muscle mom gym and going hiking.
Stop the cap.
I don't think guys like outdoorsy chicks, to be honest.
Then come up with a different character.
Like, as a dude, I'll know about you, but like, as a guy who's fucking busy, I don't have time to go fucking camping.
I got shit to do.
I'm not going to fuck camping.
I'm not going out.
First off, hiking.
I just went hiking the other day.
It's great.
Yeah, I've met, like, I don't know, the granola type girls.
I don't know if it's really based on how they look.
Like, she could say, I love hiking, but if you look good, then all right, we're going on a hike.
But I don't know.
I guess I don't really care so much about what they're into.
But you know, there's like the super outdoorsy chicks that like go on treks.
Yeah.
Like, they'll go somewhere for three days.
And have you, what's that shit about?
Type two fun, type three fun.
Have you guys heard about that weird shit?
No.
Hold on just a sec.
Oh, hold on.
I'll get it triggered in one sec, brother.
One sec.
So there's two, there's like three different types of fun.
Let me, it'll re-trigger in a sec.
Hold on.
Brother.
Brother.
Hulk Hogan over here.
Okay.
Brian goes clamping.
Three fun.
Glamping.
Hello.
Okay.
Type three fun is fun at the time, not fun in retrospect.
Wait.
Hold on.
There's basically these psychos that like get fucking.
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Yeah, like the different types of fun, like these girls are like, get stuck in an avalanche, and that's like type two fun.
Do you guys know what I'm talking about in the chat?
Have you guys never heard of that?
I don't know.
Wait, hold on.
This is your book.
Okay, so there's type one fun, which is fun.
Type two fun, miserable when it's happening, fun in retrospect, and type three fun, not fun at all, even when you're looking back on it.
So, like, and these are like typically these types of outdoorsy people that are all about type two, type three fun, where it's like, yo, we got fucking stranded on the Appalachian Trail and we almost died, man.
But it was like exciting, like adventure.
Yeah, I don't like, I don't like those kind of outdoorsy chicks.
Yeah, I don't go outside like that.
You're a fucking legend.
That's good.
I've never even interacted with an outdoorsy chick before.
I need to.
I mean, LA, the scene is not many of them.
My roommate.
My roommate begs me to go hiking with her.
And I'm like, girl, I am a street.
I'm a gamer.
Like, do you think I go outside?
I only go outside to go to the gym.
And then I come home and then I hermit.
I haven't met one hiker in my life that was a girl.
You live in LA.
You've heard of like Runyon Canyon or something?
Nah, I haven't.
Wow.
I've come across many girls.
Okay, so you're going to try to seduce you.
You can be a gamer girl instead.
Yeah, I think we're getting too much into the weeds here.
Okay, literally.
So go ahead.
Fegerative labels.
First message: let's say you have a photo of you.
You say you love a Valorant player.
I'm going to ask what ranking you are.
Or I don't play Valorant.
Yeah, I don't know anything about Valorant.
I used to be friends with gamers.
Say podcasts.
What's it called?
World of War creators.
I'm legendary.
I don't know if that's a fucking Valorant ranking.
Say you're radiant.
I'm radiant.
I gotta just go.
Well, if, like, let's say I'm trying to seduce Miss Gamer girl over here, I'd probably ask about what she likes to play.
Or if you're a granola girl, I'd be like, oh my gosh, have you been on any cool hikes?
I'd love to be stranded in an avalanche with you.
Or she's like, oh, have you ever been to like this specific hike?
Yeah, and then boom, mask her on a date.
Let's go, yeah.
It's really simple.
Most of what I've done for men over my little play it.
Okay, okay, so pretend we're messaging.
Okay.
Here, super hot girl.
Getting my phone out.
Okay, we're messaging.
Okay, I'm messaging.
Okay, go, message me.
I'm so ready.
Okay, I just saw this coffee shop open up.
Have you ever been?
It's called La La Land.
No.
Are you free this weekend?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Well, then we don't have any conversational chemistry, and I'd say ghost and move on.
But like, that's how a lot of girls do.
That's why I do still work with some women.
But if you said maybe, and I was like, she's so my type.
I'd be like, or you could just be like, oh, like, if you're not a coffee drinker, we're like, we can grab a drink.
We can go for a walk.
Wait, so you're literally your second message is just, hey, what's up?
Let's go get it.
If there's nothing better to say, yeah.
Because a lot of people are sick of, I call it digital pen pals.
Yeah.
Where you just message.
That's what me and Mr. Lucas are right now.
And so if you are someone who's just sick of messaging, get them on a date.
A low stakes date, like coffee or drinks, where you can chug your drink if it sucks.
If it's drinks, then alcohol is like social lubricant, so it'll probably be a bit nicer.
okay let's continue okay i'll give you i'll give you uh um oh uh i'm not free I'm free on Sunday.
That's my message to you.
I'm free on Sunday.
Oh, let's see.
So I was like, oh, there's a coffee shop.
And you're like, oh, I don't know it.
And then I'm like, well, like, are you free this weekend?
You're like, I'm free on Sunday.
I'm like, all right.
That's perfect.
You want to meet at that coffee shop at three?
Okay.
Awesome.
Can I get your Insta or your number?
Let's chat on there.
I don't use this app too much.
Exactly.
Oh, I would reply like a few hours later because have a life and go, oh my gosh, by the way, that doesn't sound very manly.
By the way, I'm so bad at checking Hinge.
Can I have your Insta or number?
Sure, here's my Insta.
Okay.
And then text you, and then when we actually go on the date on Sunday, there's more to talk about.
What day of the week is it?
When you're messaging me this?
Thursday or Friday.
Okay, so I send you my money.
Like about three days before Friday.
Okay, I've sent you my Insta.
Follow it.
Assume that you follow me back.
Then what?
Do you talk for like a Saturday?
A girl's not sending the first message.
Oh, yeah, no, then I'm sliding.
Well, if it's Insta, you just kind of already see each other.
And then let's say it's Saturday night and I'm like, hey, are you still good for tomorrow?
50% of girls would flake in this situation, but okay, I'll give you, I'll be, fair enough.
I'll be charitable.
Yeah, okay, I'll see you there at three.
Actually, you know what?
Hold on, no, See, it's that simple.
Boom, you have a date.
I feel like as a girl, I would never go out with a guy after like two text messages.
Yeah, it's very minimal.
It is very minimal, but I am trying to be a bit charitable here because I want to get us on the actual date and see the game on the date.
Let's see.
Actually, you know what?
I will give you an objection.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
My fucking petaguana is not feeling great, so can we do another day?
Yeah, of course.
That's so cool.
You have a petaguana.
What's his name?
Steve Urkel.
Wait, what?
I don't remember what Steve Urkel's relevant.
It's the guy with the glasses.
Yeah.
Be like, haha, that's so funny.
Are you into like, was it 90s shows?
No, he's my dad.
That's freaking.
I named my petaguana after my deceased.
Do you believe in spirit animals?
Like guardian angel vibes?
No.
You're weird.
Just kidding.
Okay, go ahead.
That wouldn't happen in LA.
Okay.
Oh, you already answered.
It's your dead dad.
Fatherless.
Okay, so now wouldn't.
Sorry, I like.
Oh.
Oh, are you not used to him being the guy?
Because now you have to, you have to.
No, I just didn't know if you wanted to elaborate on your message.
Yeah, like this week.
So we talk a bit about your iguana.
Yeah, yeah.
Probably ask for a picture of the iguana because people love talking about their pets.
You'd be like.
I have an Instagram.
And then I would give like one.
I'd follow that if you seem cool.
Then give it one try to reschedule.
If you flake again, or if you're vague, move on to the next.
And then, okay, but okay.
Let's say I don't flake on the second date.
Okay, so.
So we're getting drinks on Thursday now.
I don't know if we're going to roleplay this whole fucking day.
I feel like that's like there's not enough tea.
I feel like it doesn't even have to do with like interests.
Like I feel like girls only date up and like I don't I feel like it has nothing to do with the man's interest.
I would say it's a matter of are both people wanting to actually go on dates or are they on hinge for attention?
Both of which I think are valid enough.
But if you were someone who were who was like, I really, I want to be in a relationship.
I want to meet people.
I want to go on dates.
Then it would be as simple as maybe a bit more back and forth.
Maybe we talk about your love of animals more where it's like, oh my gosh, you have an iguana.
That's so cool.
I grew up with cats.
This is their name.
Or you're like, sorry, I'm so busy.
Like, I was just on this trip.
I asked about the trip.
And then you go on the date.
If it's not that easy, then chances are you don't actually want to be dating.
We should actually have maybe towards the end of the show, we're going to have all of you guys try to pick up Madison pretending to be a guy, getting on Madison.
We'll set up the scenario.
We'll come back to that in a bit.
I have a question for you.
It's Riley, right?
Yes, Riley.
Okay, so you had a couple in your pre-show comments to us.
You said your ex turned gay.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
I was with him for like three years.
And like, unfortunately, I feel like there were a lot of signs that I probably should have been aware of, but I wasn't.
Like, for example, one time in the bedroom, he pulled out a wig.
And it wasn't like a fun, girly wig.
It was like, you know, a short wig, if you know what I'm talking about.
And obviously I did not put it on.
Like, I did not put this wig on.
Like, let's be clear.
But yeah.
So we broke up and he joined like the theater program.
And then like, I don't know.
That'll do it.
The theater catering.
As a theater kid from the past, that'll do it to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have the craziest situations.
The peg leg with that.
So the wig situation was that like in your head where you're like, oh, that's his.
Like he likes to put on wigs.
Or was it like more?
Did he want to do like roleplay kind of thing?
He wanted to do roleplay.
And I still to this day do not know if he bought it like for that night.
If he had it.
Honestly, I don't want to know.
Like I would honestly rather just not know at this point.
And you said like after that you broke up, did you break up because of that?
Or because you thought that was weird?
Okay, so also to put it in perspective for you, for the last like three months that we were dating, he just did not want to like sleep with me.
And I was like, that's just not normal.
Like you're a guy.
Like guys have like higher sex drives than girls.
Like why are you not wanting to like have sex with me?
You know, I was like, what?
So that was towards the end.
it was like the one time that he did want to have sex with me he wanted me to wear that wig so you know i was like was it colored It was like a normal, it was like brown.
Like it was not colored shorts.
But it was like short.
Like, it was like, remember, like that girl that like walked out?
Like it was short.
Like, it was like that.
Like a bald cap?
It was like very short.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it was like low-key, like, kind of bald, it was like low-key kind of buzz.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know what this man is into.
That's crazy.
But yeah.
What other signs did he give you that like made you think that he was a little bit a lot of his friends kind of like gestured at the fact that like maybe he was and I really should have listened but I was in love and you know how first love is like how old were you I was I was I we started dating when I was 16 and then we broke up when I was 19.
When did he come out after you like like very, he's not even like out yet, but I found out that, like at some point in our relationship, he cheated on me with a guy yeah um so, and it was his best friend too, which was another really great thing.
Yeah, and I was wondering why he started to hang out with his best friend more than he would be hanging out with me.
And now it all makes sense.
Wow, and now you're with the pirate, now I'm with the pirate right right yeah anyways, that's the story of how my ex turned gay.
Did he ever try to like like?
You know what I mean.
Did you ever catch him sucking dick?
Um no, and if I did, I would have ran away much faster than I did.
So he was confirmed gay yeah, so like yeah um, I got a call one day from one of his friends um, but obviously he wasn't really his friend.
If he's calling me and telling me this, basically just that you know he like sucked his friend's dick um, about six months prior to the breakup.
He's a homie.
Wait, how long were you with him?
I was with him for three years.
Yeah, did he give you like fruity vibes before you started dating?
Or like no, I promise he wasn't always gay.
I promise he was not always gay.
Yeah, that was all I was gonna say.
No, so this is my theory.
Okay, so he went on.
Uh yeah true, he could be biased.
Sexuality is fluid.
Yeah, that's very true.
Um, so he went on this trip with his friends.
It was like a boys trip, right for the boys.
Um, I don't know what we're like down on that trip.
I hope not.
Um, but yeah, he went on a trip and it was like a skiing trip, right.
So, like the boys, Lay Grossman donated 100.
I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you.
You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from destroying you.
I am talking scorched earth.
Motherfucker, I will massacre you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, that's from a movie, The Tropic Thunder.
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah anyways.
Um, they went on a boys trip skiing.
They skied on top of this like roof because they thought it would be fun.
He's like whatever.
He falls off the roof and he hits his head and I swear to you that that was when he turned gay, I promise.
I promise because that's when all of the signs started happening, like I swear.
One time I was playing football with the boys and I like for like a fortnight I was like kind of getting like half masked when I like was around like other dudes, you know.
So yeah, i've given him like fruity vibes before because I feel like a common thing with gay people is like they gay men specifically they like try to date women to kind of mask the fact that they're gay.
That's that called a beard yeah, Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just wondering.
Would any of you be a beard for like a really hot gay dude?
Like he's super hot.
Because you know how there's like some super hot like pretend for like a really hot I would do it as a joke.
I would do it.
I feel like it'd be like a fun experience.
Okay.
He's like a politician, right?
So he's like some famous.
So he's got a beard, right?
Is the beard the chick?
Is the chick the beard?
The chick is the beard.
Yeah, the chick is a beard.
Yeah, I do that.
You were an accidental beard.
Yeah.
But you have to have kids with him.
Oh, fuck no.
So it's like, you know.
Oh, like long term.
Like two kids.
Yeah, long term.
Do I know that I am a beard the entire time?
Yes.
Secret beard.
Because you have to be okay with him, like fucking other dudes, you know?
Yeah.
I would not want to be.
Wait, but like if he's gay, why would he want to like put two babies in me?
To hide it.
To have children.
It's like he wants kids, but he like, as a matter of duty, it's like a duty fuck.
You know?
It's not like a pleasure.
It's not like for pleasure.
It's more like for procreation.
For the bloodline.
I feel like if I had to have kids with him, no.
No go.
Are we getting anything like out of it?
I mean, he's going to be like, could be president of the United States.
You know what I'm saying?
Ambition.
Would you do that for a girl?
Meaning.
Like for a lesbian?
Meaning she's a lesbian?
Yeah, she's a lesbian, but she doesn't want to be just the same thing.
Really?
You wouldn't be a fake boyfriend for a lesbian.
So people are going to be a little bit more.
Like you're celebrity crushing.
What if she was a politician?
Yeah, what if she was a politician?
She masculine.
What if she provides?
She's too lesbian where she's a bit masculine.
No.
She wouldn't get away with Dice Crates.
Oh, I don't know if I can say that.
Just full on like a...
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
But what if she was like really hot?
There's feminine.
Like a feminine lesbian.
Yeah, if she was feminine, even then, you know.
A girl with pink hair right here.
You know, it's never been my cup of tea.
A girl that's into girls.
I've never been with that.
But yeah, you're a man.
I'm exclusively with straight women.
Even when I'm biased.
I'm money.
I feel like a lot of like, just like a little pattern that I've noticed, though, like, guys kind of are into like biases.
Yes.
Yeah, lesbian.
The bisexual husband vibe.
I'm personally not.
Two girls kissing doesn't do anything for you.
Yeah, same.
It's like.
There you go.
Right?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
You took this shit out of my hand.
Wait, why is that bad?
No, it was just funny how fast you said it.
Like, he didn't even finish his sentence.
Yeah, same.
No, are you trying to hide the fact that you're not like?
Well, I don't think it's hot.
For example, like seeing a chick kissing another dude either.
Yeah.
That's probably.
I'd rather see two girls.
I would have to see two girls kiss, I guess.
But like, seeing two chicks kiss isn't, I'm like.
I feel like a lot of guys are into that shit.
I'm like, it doesn't do anything for me.
Some guys think it's hot, but I'm like.
So what about like a threesome?
You wouldn't.
I do.
I would.
Here's the thing, though, when it comes to threesomes.
I'd rather only disappoint one woman at a time.
You know?
I would do it.
I'm super down, but it's like, I feel like, you know, I would do it.
I would do it.
I would do threesome.
That's, like, the thing.
It's going to be two girls, and they're going to kind of be, like...
Like, are you not going to, like...
What do you mean?
What if it was another guy and a girl?
Nope.
That's gay.
That's gay.
Nope.
Nope.
Can't do it.
Cannot.
But two girls?
I'd be okay with two girls.
I'd be okay with two girls.
Like, I don't have like a burning desire to do.
Like, if it happened, like, if it just matters.
You'd allow it to present itself.
I suppose I would.
Okay, fine.
I guess we can have a threesome.
But it's not like I've never really pushed for it super heavy with like any.
I would do it.
I'm a fantasy, though.
It doesn't.
I don't know.
I want to hear your answer to that.
Well, I think the logistics of that, I would agree with you, where it's not something that I'm, man, I got to get a threesome one of these days.
Like, again, I think there's a lot of pressure where, damn, two of y'all.
Like, again, logistically speaking, all right, if I'm doing something with one of them, and what's the other one doing?
Yeah.
And, you know, it's complicated.
There's logistics.
You know, I actually prefer to one-on-one.
So now, again, if it happened, if it fell on my lap and let's both, I want to both do it at the same time.
Like, we could work that out.
But yeah.
I got offered a threesome recently.
Interesting.
What would you say?
I'm more of like a one-person kind of thing.
It was two guys.
Oh, they were trying to Apple Tower, yeah.
Yeah, they were.
They asked me if I've ever been to Paris.
No, they did not.
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
I'm just kind of like a one-person.
Would you be like open to it?
I don't know.
That's hard to say.
Like, maybe, I guess if I was like really plastered, get me drunk enough.
Maybe.
Yeah.
But like, I don't.
What?
Yeah.
But, like, I don't, I don't think so.
I don't really see it in the future.
I've had, like, with my ex, I've had couples ask us to like do a little like switcheroo.
Oh, shit.
And swinging.
Okay.
That's even worse.
I'm not really sure.
I could never.
I could never.
Wait, just show of hands.
Who has anybody here had a threesome?
What?
Anybody?
Nobody?
I've been close.
Anybody?
Close?
Yeah.
It was like a two and a half some.
No, no, no.
Like, like, we were like on the way to a threesome and it just didn't happen.
You were on the way to a threesome.
Yeah, with what, like, you were on the spot?
No, it was me.
It was me and my friend, and then this other guy.
But we just, it just didn't happen.
You?
Like, your girlfriend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you and your girl.
Was you're a friend seeing the dude?
Yeah, so they were talking like pretty seriously, and then they started like joking about having a threesome with me, and then they were like serious about it.
What did just ever happen?
Okay.
They probably weren't initially joking, but they were joking as a setup to kind of get the temperature.
And they're like, oh, maybe she's kind of.
All right, let's fucking go.
I mean, I think I'd maybe be down, but like.
So wait, what happened?
I don't know.
It just didn't happen.
Like, I forgot why it didn't happen, but you were on the way.
Well, I was with her, and we were like, she was texting him.
I don't know.
Something just didn't work out.
Bro, he fumbled the threesome.
He fumbled.
And he's cute.
He's cute.
Oh, so you were down?
Yeah, I was down.
I just feel like it'd be like kind of awkward.
Rip.
I just don't know how that works.
I was going to say, that's the thing.
Like, I could not be your other friend in that situation.
Like, if I ever saw that.
I also, I don't think I could have a threesome with two guys.
You'd slap Frankie.
I would punch him.
Wait.
Well, I would.
I'm just Madison is a domestic.
I'm an abuser.
Wow.
Okay.
You heard it here first, exclusively on the whatever podcast.
Would you like beat the shit out of him?
If I saw him.
Like, would you take off your belt and just start working on it?
Okay, first of all, I wouldn't let another woman walk into the bedroom with us, let alone if I were to say, like, why walk, I walked in on something and he was like, you want to join?
Yeah, I would beat the shit out of him.
Yeah, wait, wait, okay, question.
So you, let's, here's the scenario: you're at work, Frankie's at home, chilling.
You guys are living together, whatever.
Are you guys currently living together?
Yeah, we are.
You're currently living together.
You come home early for whatever reason.
He wasn't expecting you for another two hours.
And maybe I'll open it up to the rest of the panel here, too.
You open the door to your house and you hear some like some fucking weird noise.
You're hearing some noises.
You hear like a horse.
Oh no, you're hearing some weird shit, right?
People make that noise during sex, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty common, pretty common.
You go to the bedroom, and you just, I'm, I feel like I'm trying.
I was gonna say, like, you see him like getting okay.
You see him sleeping with another chick.
What do you do?
What?
Do you start whooping on the chick?
Do you start whooping on your boyfriend?
Would you?
Okay, my honest response, I would probably just... I'd probably slap the chick first.
I would go for the chick first, you know?
And then I wouldn't, I actually wouldn't hurt him, but I'd scream at him and then get the fuck out.
Would you break up?
Absolutely.
Wait, but what?
Would you feel bad if the chick didn't know that you guys were dating after you slap the shit out?
Oh, fuck.
That's his girlfriend.
I'm a really jealous girlfriend.
If you told her that he's single and he lives there, and she's like, I still don't really care, I don't think.
Okay, like I would still go for her.
You'd slap her once, or would you fucking start brawling?
Okay, what I would do, I'd probably grab her hair, pull that shit out, drag her out of the apartment, and then scream at him and then dip.
Nice.
That's probably exactly what I would do.
That's what I did.
Can you play the cap sound effect?
What do you think I would do?
What do you think I would do?
No, I've done that exactly.
I've done it.
Okay, so sorry.
So it all connects.
So the girl that I was gonna have.
Can you scoot your microphone this way just a time?
Yeah.
Is this good?
Perfect.
The girl I was gonna have a threesome with.
She's like one of my best friends.
And I was dating.
This was after we were going to have a threesome, but I was dating the guy that I was dating for like a year.
And she was like one of my best friends.
And then he ended up cheating on me with her.
Sorry, hold on.
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You, where did you pick up this chance?
The rapper Wannabe Hoodlum?
Force or I've seen him on Venice Beach trying to finesse for a few bucks.
Do you have a response to Mike Davis?
Mike Davis, I haven't been to Venice in like four years, so I guess you got the wrong guy.
Can we pull up the photo of Mike Davis?
Because this guy's a real G. Can we pull up the photo?
Let me know when you get it.
Mike.
Oh, hold on.
RiskDoc donated $100.
Okay, guys, I'm new here and loving the show.
I just want to say I would threesome with the girl in the short black top and the green shirt.
I don't know if she heard that, but Riley, did you hear it?
Wait, what?
Huh?
He said he'd have a threesome with you.
Oh.
And you.
With the girl in the short black top and the green shirt.
I'd have a threesome with her.
OK.
Let's pull up Mike Davis really quick.
Oh, he's a sexy man.
This is Mike Davis.
Is that really him?
That's actually literally him.
He owns like 20 million, so excuse me.
223 Burger King chains.
Yeah, he's wealthy.
Cool.
Cool.
Beyond imagination.
So he's on the East Coast, though.
Show of hands, any of you girls, he's kind of a, he's a bit of a player.
Mike.
He definitely like hits on pretty much all the girls that come on the show.
Any of you guys down?
Like, I'm kind of his wingman.
Any of you guys down to like, he'll fly you out to the East Coast.
Actually, get you a free Burger King burger.
Burger King.
Not like I'm good.
Okay.
Sorry, Mike Davis.
He seems like a friendly guy.
I don't know why he came at me, but all good.
Yeah, he rose everybody.
He's even cool, though.
He's a good guy.
I just had Burger King the other day.
Hell yeah.
Fly me out.
Boom.
Done.
So we'll go around the table.
So you walk in, you see your boyfriend sleeping with another woman.
Let's say you've been together for a year.
What do you do?
I think, honestly, I would just walk out.
It's respectful.
She got the muscles to beat a bitch up.
Yeah, honestly, obviously she's not.
No fight.
No fight.
Because it's not her fault.
And he's not acting like a man, so I'm not going to beat the crap out of a girl.
That is the respectable adult response to that.
What about you, Riley?
I feel like depending on what the...
Hold on, let me give you the context.
Okay.
So your boyfriend, right?
you're at work your boyfriend's in the house whatever and he's you walk in and he's like in the wheelchair and two bitches are just like on him.
Two.
And he's and no, hold up.
Technically, she's cool with that.
Actually, one of the chicks is also in the wheelchair.
So it's like wheelchair on wheelchair action.
What do you do?
I mean, I don't even know.
And the other chick has, she's an amputee.
An amputee.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I mean, honestly, that sounds like kind of interesting.
I gotta say, like, I'd probably join.
Well, her boyfriend's open, so I feel like that's a good idea.
Yeah, so that situation to hers, like, no, it would be like, yeah, I mean, I would be surprised that there were more people in wheelchairs because, like, I don't know, that's a little surprising, but yeah.
Wait, question.
Do you and your boyfriend like do stuff together with other people or is it just him?
She said she's never done the three songs.
Yeah, I've never done that.
Oh, okay, okay.
We haven't.
We haven't yet.
I mean, I would definitely be open to it, like, depending on who the girl was.
Yeah.
Okay.
What would you do?
I just went to the bathroom.
Are we still on the cheating thing?
Like, if your boyfriend, you walk in, you see your boyfriend of a year cheating on you.
What do you do?
I'm assuming that they, like, heard me open the door, so saw me.
Probably.
No, like, he's mid-thrust.
Mid-thrust.
You open the door to the bedroom, mid-thrust.
Realistically, I'd probably leave in silence, pack my shit, and block.
Maybe send a text and be like, what the fuck?
I saw you.
Buy, block.
And then, like, journal, cry, do all that shit in private.
Okay.
What about you?
I'd go ape shit personally.
Like, attack both.
You'd attack both.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't finish my story.
Oh, sorry.
What was that?
About how I got cheated on.
Oh, yes, please, please.
Oh, yeah.
So, she, my ex cheated on me with, like, one of my best friends.
But I didn't, like, walk in on it or anything.
But the next time I saw her, we got in a fight.
That's all.
Like a physical fight?
Yeah, Shit.
I hate even just like thinking about and like imagining this shit in my head.
It's different if you're actually in a relationship.
Yeah.
Wait, you got into the fight with the chicken?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like physical?
No, no, I didn't walk in, but at a party, for some reason, she flipped me off.
And so like I went up and I honestly like blacked out.
Like I was so mad.
But I won, I think.
You won, you think?
Nah, I think I won.
What?
So how did the fight go down?
Yeah, yeah.
Were you there?
There was a lot of stuff.
I was not there, believe it or not.
So she flipped me off from like across the party.
And so I went up to her and I was like, what was that for?
And then she starts cussing me out.
And so like, I like threw her head into the wall behind her.
And then I think I had her by the hair the whole time.
And I was just hitting her.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Good times.
So fun.
Good times.
So you had the hair.
Yeah, the hair was.
Just fucking the bad.
The hair was the main thing I was doing.
Like, I think I literally had in front of me, like, just yeah, I really don't remember.
Okay, what about you?
So, I think, like, past me would have been very violent, but uh, now I think I would like definitely cause a scene, you know, like cry, be like, What the fuck are you doing?
I wouldn't, like, beat the shit out of them, but I would definitely leave, right?
Because when I found out that my ex cheated on me, my recent one from five months ago, I still wanted like my friends to be friends with him.
You know what I mean?
I didn't want like any bad blood, and I always like wished the best for him because at that one point, I did love him, and I still wish the best for him, even though, like, he's kind of fucked me over a little bit.
But, yeah, I'm also like kind of like a private person when it comes to my relationship, so like I don't really like telling everyone, like, hey, like he cheated on me, like, don't talk to him, blah, Respect.
So, Madison's the only one that would beat the shit out of the chick.
Okay, I didn't say, like, beat the shit out.
I said I would maybe like grab her hair, like, drag her out of the apartment.
But that's like most I would do.
And it's hard to say what I would actually do in that situation because I'm not in that situation.
Sure.
What about Ryan?
What would you do?
You go back to your house, you see your girl getting, you know, getting Jason loved.
Jason loved, exactly.
I would, yeah, it would be a very smooth, oh, and then walk out and it's done.
Imagine it's Mike Davis, though.
Oh, my God.
Mike Davis with the Burger King hat on.
No, I think I would immediately walk out because what does having some sort of like reaction, what's that gonna do?
Like, if I punch anyone or do anything, so what?
That's not gonna help the situation in any way.
And I'm not a very vengeful person.
I'm like a very pragmatic, realistic person.
So it's like, all right, I guess we're done now.
So have a blessed one.
I'll let y'all send them blessings.
What if it was a friend?
So not a stranger, but like a friend.
And maybe the girl, I don't know if that.
Here, we'll just stick on this too long, but show of hands.
Like, does it change anything if it was like one of your close female friends instead of sleeping with?
Then would things maybe get changes like completely.
It ruins two relationships.
It's like a double, what's it called?
Double whammy?
Double homicide.
Double homicide.
Top 10 and maybe trial.
Double betrayal.
Double betrayal.
Yeah.
But if it was like some random dude, like who he didn't know, I don't like, bro, she probably lied to him or whatever.
But I think I agree with you.
Like, it's just like the biggest thing you can do is probably just fucking, okay, we're done.
See ya.
Yeah.
Never talk to them again.
It's over.
But one thing I always did find interesting, though, like, let's say you were to attack somebody.
Like, why would you attack, like, assuming they didn't know?
Like, wouldn't you have more beef with your partner than the person that they're cheating on with?
Like, because you'll see like a dude might like whoop the shit out of the fucking guy who she's cheating on with or the reverse, you know?
So I guess like your first like initial reaction is though, like, is like anger.
Yeah, it's just like anger.
Like, she knows, like, I don't know, maybe that's not it all the time, but that's also why it changes, like, if they're your friend or something, because they do know, which is why, like, I would act out a little more anger.
Jason Love donated $100.
Wade, shut up, Yana.
Is that actually him?
Men who don't cheat are liars or just don't have the option to cheat.
And why would you want to be with a man who doesn't have options?
Shut up, y'all.
Hear me out.
Men who don't cheat are liars or just don't have the option.
Is this actually Jason Love?
Confirm or deny?
I think I DM.
Did I was going to DM him and invite him on the show?
I think we might have Adam 22 on also.
Anyways, why would you want to be with a man who doesn't have options?
I disagree that all men are cheaters.
Yeah, I disagree.
I disagree.
I said that.
Well, Jason Love said that.
Yeah, that's definitely not true.
What was his last sentence?
Why wouldn't you want to be with a guy who doesn't have options?
Well, that makes sense for me because I kind of like when girls hit on the guy I'm with because it kind of like makes me feel better.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Red flag.
I mean, I feel like that's kind of like my philosophy with this all.
It's like my boyfriend when he's not in a wheelchair has many, many options.
And for me, it's like, why would you want to be with a man who doesn't have options?
You know, it's kind of like you want like a high-value man.
You want a man that girls are attracted to.
And obviously, if girls are attracted to that man, that man has value and they can provide that thing to you.
And at the end of the day, it's like, it's not where a man goes.
It's where he like comes home to, in my opinion.
I feel like it's a little inevitable to say like that though.
Like I feel like everyone has options in a way.
Everyone meaning like everyone?
Everyone, everyone?
No, not everyone, everyone, because you're going to shit on me for that.
But like, usually people in relationships, they have a couple options, you know?
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
I just feel like women tend to have more options than men.
I'm not saying like men have more options than women do, but I'm just saying like my boyfriend definitely has other options.
Like, you know what I mean?
Especially if he's an attractive male or attractive woman, you're going to have options.
Always.
Well, so you currently, how many girls is your boyfriend seeing?
Are you the main chick?
I'm the main, yeah.
I would not be okay with it if I was not the main chick.
Okay, so you're the main chick.
Yeah.
Does he like provide for you totally?
Yeah, he totally provides for me.
I mean, he gives me everything that I would need, like comfort, love, attention, you know, like money, everything.
Like he pays the rent.
Right, so like he entirely provides for me, which is why I'm okay.
Obviously, like, you know, he provides sex as well, and he provides sex to other women, but like at the end of the day, it's not about the other woman because he's only providing these other women sex.
He provides me everything, and I feel like all men would cheat if they had the option.
I kind of feel like that.
I disagree.
Really?
I think, I mean, it is sort of a.
There's definitely like guys who believe in monogamy who are like really attractive dudes who would not cheat.
I mean, yeah, maybe they wouldn't cheat, but does that mean that they don't want to?
You don't think like if a guy sees an attractive girl like at a club and they're a little drunk, you don't think it crosses his mind.
To cheat or to find her physically attractive?
I mean, to find her physically attractive.
I guess it is different, but I feel like it all comes from like the same place of like desire.
Because I mean, the actual thought process there would be, hmm, yeah, she's really hot.
Okay.
Should I go approach her?
Like, do I want to fuck her?
Then I don't think that's a guy might be like, oh yeah, she's an attractive girl, but I got a girlfriend.
Like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to cheat.
And there are, like, one of my friends who's been on the show probably a dozen times.
His name's Chase.
Very religious guy, Christian guy.
He's actually waiting until marriage.
Well, I mean, he's had sex previously, but he kind of became religious.
And he's like, you know what, I'm going to wait until marriage.
And he strikes me as a guy who has convictions.
And he's like, I'm waiting until marriage to have sex with my wife.
I want to have a wife.
Right.
I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy, once he gets married, or if he's got a girlfriend and whatever, that he would cheat on her.
Right.
And I think, I think that's partly due to his religious convictions.
Right.
But there's definitely guys out there.
Like, and he, not to reveal too much, but like there are girls, he gets probably, he's only been on the show 12 times.
He gets, he's had like thousands of DMs from chicks.
And it's pretty rare for like girls to DM guys, generally speaking.
Thousands of DMs from chicks.
He's an attractive guy, but I think they're really attracted to just like, he's like a really strong Christian.
Self-control.
Did you DM him?
Because you're Christian, right?
Yes.
Did you slide into his DMs?
Yeah, I did.
Oh!
Because I am saving myself from marriage as well.
You're saving yourself from marriage.
No, I'm not a virgin, but I have convictions and I've gone on full repentance with most things.
And I mean, every single day is you work to repent.
But my goal in life is to find a man who is willing to put in the work to have self-control with everything.
Oh, so you were hoping Chase would be on tonight.
So, weren't you?
So, did you slid into his DMs?
What did you say?
I don't remember.
Honestly, it was a really long time ago.
Pull out your phone.
All right, boys.
Imagine it's just not.
Either I did slid into his DMs, but I don't.
I remember opening the DM.
I don't know if you're going to see it.
She slid into Chase's DMs, but let's see.
Did he reply?
No.
He told me, he's like, dude, I need to hire somebody to go through.
What's his Instagram?
I believe it's Sovereign, bro.
Brah.
Because I don't follow him.
I'm Christian, by the way.
Yeah.
Are you waiting until marriage?
No, absolutely not.
Okay.
Wait, so, but you.
No, I didn't slide into his DMs.
You didn't?
I think I deleted it.
Oh, okay.
You're like, he didn't respond.
Yeah, I got a little embarrassed, honestly.
Yeah, I'm sure a ton of people have deleted their DMs.
But yeah, you got like thousands of DMs and shit.
But so I definitely think men are capable of not cheating.
Agreed.
But I think the temptation is there, certainly as a guy, because I think who do you think is more likely to cheat, though?
The guy who doesn't have a bunch of options and he's got a girlfriend, but like another girl comes along and he's like, maybe I want to take this up.
Or a guy who's got like tons of options and it's just like I feel like it's less tempting as a guy if you have a ton of options.
I think if you're an insecure man, you're more likely to cheat.
Oh, yeah, that's arguably worse in its own way to catch your boyfriend being ghosted by a bunch of girls because he's trying to cheat.
And then if he is insecure, then he would jump at an opportunity to be with someone else.
Whereas this chase guy, who I have no idea who that is, seems like he's secure in himself, so he doesn't rely on the thousands of DMs.
Well, he's also waiting until marriage.
So that's a pretty good buffer.
But he could still cheat emotionally or go out with people.
Well, if he's single, then.
I get the impression from conversations I've had with him that he's like, strikes me as a very loyal when it comes to a romantic relationship type of guy.
So, wait, so okay, you are waiting until marriage, but you previously, there were some indiscretions.
So, were you always Christian or you recently became Christian?
What was that?
I grew up in a faith-based home.
I think we need to get a receipt booster, by the way.
Yeah, I'm really short.
Is there one on one of the chairs or different?
Do you keep your seat booster?
Yeah, I have a seat.
We have another one.
We have another one.
We're going to get you a seat booster.
So, continue.
I grew up in a faith-based home, but my faith is my own.
My parents never forced it on me.
And then when I went to college and in the last few years, I completely abandoned my own faith.
And in the last few months, maybe six months, I have completely switched my life around and just devoted it to Christ.
Ditto, thank you.
Good times.
Okay, so wait, so like when's the last time that you got with a dude in that way?
Maybe two months ago.
Two months ago?
Yes.
So this is pretty new.
New development.
What if like a really hot dude comes along?
Oh, no.
Chase.
And I think also, oh gosh, no.
Well, yeah, he's in the Jewish.
If Chase comes on to me and says, oh, I want to sleep with you, I'm like, okay, you're not the man that I'm looking for then.
And also, sin is sin.
Everyone messes up.
And I think that we all fall short every single day.
And so a mistake that I made two months ago has nothing to do with who I am.
Oh, wait.
So just a point of clarification.
So you said it was a mistake you made two months ago.
But prior to the two months ago, had you already decided to make this commitment of, I'm going to wait until marriage?
Yes.
And then there was a mistake?
There was a mistake with somebody that I was in a serious relationship with.
And he came back around and, you know.
Oh, so you guys had broke up.
And yes, and then, you know, feelings happen, and things happen.
But you had already made the commitment, hadn't you?
Yes, to myself and to the Lord, yes.
So what, I mean, your track record ain't looking at me.
Yeah, but I mean, every single day you say you don't want to be a liar, but you lie and you cheat and you get really mad when you get in a road rage.
I mean, sin is sin.
Okay, we're going to, I need monthly check-ins from you.
Okay, I'll text you every single time.
Every month, on the first of the month.
I'm on a streak, Brian.
I haven't slept with anybody.
Okay.
Deal?
Okay.
We will give updates on the show that Lily has her celibacy is intact.
So I hope I keep to it.
Okay, well, hey, good for you.
Chase will go out with you if you make it 24 months straight.
let's see so I don't know if you're no offense I I don't know I don't want to I know you resonate.
Are you going to say she's not?
I don't think, you're a really attractive girl, but I don't, I think he likes blondes.
Most men do.
Of course he does.
I prefer brunettes.
Brunettes.
But I think he wants a tall Scandinavian.
And I'm a short Asian woman.
Yeah.
You never know, though.
I'll ask him.
I'll ask him.
He's got a girlfriend right now, so I don't know what he's doing.
Oh, he does?
Good for anything.
I was going to ask you a question.
So if you meet a new guy, are you going to disclose to him that I did have a hiccup a few months back, but now I'm reformed?
Are you going to disclose all that?
No, that's nobody's business.
Like, that's not his business.
And if he's going to judge me, then what's he got to say about his track record as well?
Okay.
And past relationships are past relationships.
They're in the past for a reason.
But you would make him wait?
Is that your son?
But you did just disclose it on the hospital.
Yeah, no, no.
No, what I mean is like if he asks me, I'm not going to just say it, like, hey, by the way, we're starting to date.
I slept with somebody two months ago.
It's a weird thing to bring up.
Yeah, if he asks me.
But wait, you were snapping kind of.
If he asked me, hey, if you're saving, if he says, are you saving yourself a marriage?
I would say yes.
And he would say, when was the last time that you were promiscuous?
And I would probably be honest.
And then I would tell him, but, you know, that's not going to happen.
Wait, what's not going to happen?
You wouldn't have a nation being brought up, yeah.
Oh, you wouldn't.
Wait, what do you mean?
Like, I wouldn't have sex.
Oh, no, no, no, but we're talking about when you talk about it.
Yes, of course.
If he asked me, and I mean, in a relationship, you have to be open with things, of course.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
I think maybe we misunderstood.
But if it's like the first date, I mean, if it's like the first date and he asked me that, then I would be like, whoa, that's a really big question for a first date.
I don't know, first podcast.
Like, hello?
But you guys, you were kind of agreeing with her a little bit.
I was agreeing with the, like, it'd be really strange to talk about, like, unless you're both very faith-based.
Did you talk about body count?
No, to talk about, like, waiting till marriage, I feel like it doesn't make sense to bring it up unless you're already considering seriously dating them.
So I'm like, yeah, it's not a first date's business if you're waiting for marriage or if you had sex a few months ago.
It's just a weird thing to bring up that soon.
Unless you're like getting frisky and you're like, oh, by the way, I'm waiting till marriage.
I'm saving myself.
And then let's say they have a conversation of like, oh, how long has it been?
How long have you, like, when did you make the commitment?
Like, even this podcast.
I'm just asking.
Like, yeah, exactly.
This conversation would be the exact conversation that I would probably have with that person I'd be talking to.
But okay, so you think it'd be weird?
I think the bigger thing is about asking about the past, but you think it'd be weird?
Let's say I'm saving myself for marriage.
I'm not, but let's say I am.
And I was like, that would probably be one of the first things I would ask.
If I was, I'd want to get that out of the way on that.
Do you think she would ask, like, should ask?
If you're saving yourself for marriage, you would bring it up early.
Well, if that's what you want in a partner, I don't see a point in going on a date with someone that's like, that's just such a difference in value that I think it's better to just get it out of the way of the world.
Wouldn't faith come up first?
I really do agree.
Wouldn't faith come up first before you get into that?
It could.
Because devotion to God is bigger than just, are you bumping uglies or not?
I haven't heard that term in a while.
What does that mean?
Bumping uglies.
What is that?
It's like a grandma way of saying having sex.
Bumping uglies.
But so like you talk about faith first.
If it was like an absolutely not, you wouldn't even go on a date with that person.
You probably want to go like, by the way, are you saving yourself for marriage?
It would be like the third question after like, oh, are you, do you practice your faith?
Are you devout?
Sure.
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So do you think, and we'll open it up to the entire panel.
Do you think, let's take religion out of it, but let's say a guy's on a date with a girl and he's curious.
He's like, hey, so I'm trying to think of like the most diplomatic way to bring it up on a date.
Let's say he doesn't do it in like a skeezy way, but essentially he's asking about like your past and your body count.
He wants to know what your body count is.
But he does so in like a respectful manner.
Do you object?
Do you think that's like the first date?
I think it's a little bit much.
A little much.
Do you think it's valid to want to know about relationship history?
So I assume if he's asking about sexual past, it's valid enough to be like, oh, like, have you been in other relationships before?
And that's only makes sense to me if you're dating seriously.
But it's kind of skeezy to ask about body count on a first date.
It should wait until like, I'd say a few dates.
Yeah.
So if it's respectful, then it would start with like, I assume you'd want a more holistic view of were you sexual in relationships in the past?
Did you have a ho phase?
Sure.
Well, let's go around the table on this.
So if a guy first date asks you, hey, I'm trying to think the exact wording because obviously there's like there's a way that you can go about it to make it more palatable.
What's the most palatable way you could ask this?
Trying to think here.
I would say a vague history.
Like, what's your sort of sexual history?
Like, if you don't mind me asking.
Let's say he just politely is just like, he's not kind of being scummy about it, but he's just like, hey, so what's your body count?
Like, is that scummy on it?
Let's play 21 questions.
What's your body count?
Oh, no.
Yeah, just like he's not being scumbaggish about it.
One of the comments, don't ask intimate questions on the first date.
I think it's the best time to ask.
Yeah.
If it's something you really value.
You don't like the girl after you're just like, I know her body count, but like, isn't that better than like sooner, better sooner than later?
Yeah, and it's, it's, I feel like that's a good conversation.
You could talk about a lot of stuff.
But I feel like it's a conversation to have when you're actually getting sexual with that partner, not on like the first date where you're just kind of getting to know each other, like where you're from and shit.
Because it's like first date, it's like, I don't even know if I want to fuck you yet.
It's like, why would I tell you my body count?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're not going to be a part of it yet.
So I would say it's a little like off-putting, but I wouldn't be like offended by it.
Like, I would answer it.
You know.
What about you?
Would I answer it?
Would you answer it?
Would you kind of take some offense to it?
I think I would answer it.
I wouldn't really care.
Would you answer it?
I guess.
I mean, like, if he also tells me his body count, but like, I don't know.
That's not a question I would ask him on the phone.
Wait, this is really bothering my OCD.
Can I have you two switch just because like I want like color white color, you know, color white, color black.
I'm OCD, you know?
That was low-key both me a little bit too.
It was bothered me a little bit too.
I was like, yeah, I have a little bit of OCD.
I feel like if it also kind of came up in the conversation, then it'd be less weird.
Oh, hold on.
Daddy donated $100.
What's one race you laddies wouldn't date?
Asian.
Huh?
Oh.
Aren't you like half Asian though?
Yeah.
But like, why?
I just, I've, I've never found an Asian guy attractive.
It's just preference.
I just never have.
Like, I'm not, like, opposed to it, but it's just like, it just came up in my head.
Like, oh, like, it's kind of weird that I've like never been attracted to an Asian guy.
Like, me personally, I.
But I would date.
I used to not find Asians attractive, but like now I do.
I think it's more so.
Like, they can relate to me more with like culture and everything like that.
So, like, me personally, I really like, I like dating Asian guys.
That's like your type now.
Get some help.
I don't necessarily have like a type when it comes to like physical, but like, I'll date like, you know, any race.
But I do like, I do really like Asian guys.
What's, oh, I see.
You answered the question.
This is a very.
Are you Asian?
I'm Weijian, yeah.
You're Weijian?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm Weijian.
Wasian?
Yeah.
Damn.
Full.
I'm full Vietnamese.
Full Vietnamese, Madison?
Full Thai.
Full Thai?
I thought you were Vietnamese.
We had this conversation.
Chat.
Chat.
Did we not have this conversation like literally two episodes ago?
You're Thai?
Yes.
Oh, cool.
Good time.
Sorry.
I didn't know that.
I thought you were Vietnamese.
Okay.
So.
Oh, Asian.
Asian guy?
Would you date it?
Are you fine Asian?
I wouldn't have dated most races.
You've dated most races?
Yeah.
Cool.
So, what about you?
I mean, skin color doesn't really matter.
Okay.
Madison?
We skipped her.
She's not Asian.
Oh, is it just a moment?
Oh, you only want to know if the Asian girl races.
Yeah, I don't have a pause.
You just want to know about racism.
Sure, sure.
Which race would you give her?
I don't know.
I mean, personally, like, I think Asian women are very attractive, but I've never really been attracted to an Asian man.
There are statistics that Asian men are more discriminated against than dating.
It is true.
And this is kind of proof.
It is.
Bring them all to me.
It is true.
If I was gay, I would go for the Asian.
I'm just saying, I would go for Asian men.
Well, that's why because you like Asian women, so that's why you can say that.
Huh?
You said that on one of the panels.
It's like, you're tagging that one.
I like white women.
I like Asian women.
Yeah.
Wait, I want to hear his answer.
Yeah, what about you?
What about you?
About racial dating preferences.
Do you have any preferences when it comes to?
I've definitely messed with the whole color wheel, so I don't think I have a specific preference per se.
I feel like I go through phases.
Like I've had an Asian chapter and I had like a white chapter and stuff like that.
A chapter.
Yeah, we'll call it a chapter.
Saga.
A season.
And yeah, I've been with like Sudanese and Ethiopian and all that type of shit.
So I don't know.
I've been having a novel recently.
It's been a long time.
Oh, no.
The book keeps getting longer.
But no, I think I'm on white right now, like white brunette.
White brunette.
Yeah.
Was there a white blonde at any point?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
I think that no offense, Riley.
Is that your natural hair color, by the way?
I'm actually naturally a red hat.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Incredible.
Yeah.
I believe you're really wrong.
Yeah.
I don't discriminate.
I've just found that I am not as attracted to Asian men.
Wow.
But it doesn't even matter.
I have a boyfriend now.
Yeah.
And he's.
I'm offended on behalf of Asian men everywhere.
You can just date them.
You can just date them.
He said he liked them.
No, I said if I was gay, you know, I'd go for Asian men.
Just saying.
If I was gay.
I think the reason, and you know, me not being Asian, I don't know too much about this, but I think the same reason why, you know, Asian women are attractive works to the detriment of Asian men.
So like the very smooth complexion and like facial structure, it's like Asian women have very soft kind of faces and not hard features.
Like they don't have like big noses, whatever.
And like those same features on a man, like soft features is more feminine, hence why Asian women.
Asian men are feminized.
Yeah.
I think you're about to get cancer.
Did I just spit there?
No, but I mean, it's kind of, well, I'm not into men, so I can't speak on the attractiveness of, but I can only reason on why Mike gravitate towards certain physical features and jawline and muscular build and all that type of stuff.
That's interesting.
I don't know.
I've seen some pretty Chad Asian guys.
Oh, absolutely.
Super Chad Asian guys.
Yeah.
So anybody can be remarkably attractive, but a lot of my male clients are Southeast Asian.
So they're struggling.
Yeah.
Send them my way.
A couple of them have girlfriends now after working with me.
Here, let me do soup chats.
Brian, you're being too charitable.
She has no Riz.
This is from a while back.
Most women have no idea how much work men put in before we could even get a date.
Think, Mercy, Buku for the Canadian 50.
Much appreciated.
Did you have a response to most men don't know how simple it is to actually get dates from like a woman's perspective?
It's not that hard.
And from me getting screenshots from the men I work with, it's not that hard.
Y'all are just weird sometimes.
I mean, there is like a study where women like literally only like 3% of men's profiles.
I've read that.
I've read that.
like over 50 of the profiles so it's like it's a numbers game I mean, it's like the top 5% of men are getting like 90%.
Like the top 5% of men are getting 95% of the women on these dating apps.
But barely any of them are actually talking to each other.
Right.
To get on a date, which is what the Riz would be for to actually interact with them.
I mean, I guess.
I just, I feel like it's not as much about.
It's definitely harder for men.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, you're like a dating coach, correct?
Okay.
I have a question for the panel, not to like dog on your job, but I was just going to say like, it's a new one.
Yeah.
If you found out like your man that you're talking to or your woman that you're talking to had like someone like helping them, you know, like get a date with you, how would you feel about that?
Let me start with you, yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't really care as long as like they're not doing like everything.
Like as long as it's showing like a little bit of his personality and like someone's not writing the whole thing for him, I don't think it matters.
I feel like it's kind of like funny, but also like cute at the same time.
Like I wouldn't like judge you if you didn't know how to talk to women.
Like if anything, that's great that you don't know how to talk to women because that means you haven't really been with a lot of women, right?
Yeah, that's how I feel about it.
Well, one thing that the people I've worked with have struggled with is like if the person they're talking to finds out that they've gotten help, I think it's only happened once where it's like a guy's friend found out and she was like, that's weird.
But like let's say I was dating someone and find out that they had coach.
First of all, I'd want to talk to the coach.
But I think it's admirable if a man cares enough about his love life to invest in help.
It's like getting a personal trainer.
Like the fact that you had professional help doesn't take away.
In fact, it proves that you are committed to this.
And I think it's different from matchmaking.
Like I'm not typing out messages for anyone.
I'm saying like for conversations, instead of it sounding like an interview, you'd be like, hey, offer your own answer to this question too.
So it's like, it's still there leading it.
They're just getting help, which is why I folks on dating apps, because that is kind of hard to do.
Yeah, I guess like for me, I feel like honestly, like it would probably be like a little bit of an ick like if I found out.
Like I don't know.
I don't know.
Personally, like I just like feel like the man should like always like take the lead in like situations like that.
So yeah.
Well, I mean, have y'all seen the movie Hitch with Will Smith?
Oh, I've heard about it.
It's about how he helps men get women, but not into bed, but more find love.
Because it's hard for men to really understand how to talk to women sometimes.
And so I think getting help, it's like a therapist.
Like you said, I'm in therapy because I decided to change myself to be better for the partner and the people that are around me.
You know, you have to work in life to be good.
Yeah, I know for a fact, no girl, none of y'all have ever looked up how to talk to a guy.
Do you like you guys going in middle school?
You guys go on videos right now and say how to get a guy to like you?
I think in like middle school, I was like, Yeah, I definitely do that.
And then you grew up and realized, oh, I don't have to do anything.
Yeah, I usually just go like, hi, you're cute.
And then it works out.
I mean, if a girl ever did that, learn, try to talk to me, whatever, that'd be great.
But it is funny that concept that I think a lot of girls would be turned off by that if they found out their man needed extracurricular help to learn how to talk.
Because the best way to get women is to have women.
Like, you girls.
Can you elaborate on that?
Thank you for my statement I just made there.
Yeah.
So like if it's like the proximity thing.
I was able to, one time I went to like a, what's it called?
Like a Pilates thing.
Yeah.
With soul cycle.
I went to a thing with a beautiful girl and then she brought her friend and I ended up sliding on the friend.
But the only reason probably that why the friend already thought I was cool was because I already had the social proof that I was with a beautiful woman.
So she knew like, oh, this guy must already be cool.
Whereas if I would have just went up to the friend and didn't know, she'd be like, all right, have a good one.
But it's like, when women know you get women or know you can talk to women, they like you.
Because it's just like, if other women mess with him, well, I will.
But if other women don't mess with him, why would I?
I agree.
I just think like for me personally, it would be a little bit strange to like hear say like my boyfriend, for example, like needs someone else to kind of help him.
Because I don't know, I've just the way I'm thinking about it, it's like, imagine it's like his like girl best friend, like trying to help him talk.
Like, I don't know.
Girl best friends is so different, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just happened before.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
It was fine, though.
With like a different relationship?
Yeah, yeah.
How much do you charge for your services?
Wow.
I do.
Here's the pitch.
I'm like about to be sold out.
I actually already kind of am.
I do profile reviews because those are pretty quick and immediate results for $64 for like a 10, 15-ish minute review, in-depth suggestions.
I do month-long coaching for $1,500 taking on clients for August right now.
I can only take like five-ish at a time.
So opening up for August, it's about, it's a few hundred a week for message support, voice notes, a weekly coaching call.
I always call them before first date to be like, you got this.
Remember, like, don't be weird.
That's nice.
Because usually first dates, it's just anxiety.
So it's like they'll want to know.
Most of my videos that do well, it's me just being like, here's what to ask on a first date.
No one actually asks it, but it feels nice when you go to the date to know you can talk about something.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's like a girl best friend without the weirdness of that.
Has anybody ever told you this following objection?
You should not ask a fish how to fish.
All the time.
And it's the same thing where I'm like, first of all, the foundation is so problematic calling women fish and it's like you're trying to catch them.
I am not a pickup artist.
As one of the commenters observed, I'm not giving pickup lines.
I cannot just pick up a random person.
I think that's weird.
Wait, what's weird?
Like pickup artists being like, oh, like, don't ask a fish how to catch a fish.
Ask a fisherman.
It's like, well, I think it's in the analogy.
I know it's an analogy, but it's like the mind of a woman.
It's kind of like I've always said guys who grew up with sisters are typically better to date because they already view women as like people and they know how to interact with women as opposed to like the Madonna whore, like viewing women as either a mother or a sex object.
Well, I kind of reject this idea that men.
It's valid.
I think men need brotherhood.
No, but I don't think men who don't have sisters view women as not people.
I don't think that's correlation, not causation, though.
That's a fair characterization.
What's that?
I think it's a correlation, not a causation.
Men who grew up with sisters tend to be more normal with women.
That doesn't mean that if you didn't grow up with sisters, you're awful.
It's plausible, but I don't know.
It's a trend I've noticed.
But, I mean, that's a little Mott and Bailey.
That's a different statement than... The fish.
Well, no, no, no.
It's your...
Your previous comment was men who grew up without sisters or men who grew up with sisters are more likely to, you know, view them as actual human beings.
Or what I forgot exactly what you said, but I think it was about to view them as like people rather than a mother or a sex object.
I mean, it's not clear to me if you have a sister that because your sister isn't necessarily raising more experience with like understanding women.
Like women have periods and moods and sweet.
Like you need to understand women to be able to date women.
Well, I think it's a more fair statement to say that if you grew up with a sister, perhaps you have more first-hand experience having a relationship with someone who's a woman.
I think that's kind of just like exactly what she's saying, though.
You use different words to say the same thing.
No, no, no, because I mean...
I agree with what you're saying.
No, but you're saying that men who didn't grow up with sisters.
No, I just said men who didn't grow up with sisters can still be solid people.
It's a trend I've noticed.
It doesn't mean that the opposite is true.
Okay, well, you're moving the goalpost.
No, no, no.
You don't have to apologize.
You don't have to apologize.
You're just moving the goalposts a little bit.
But I have gotten the comment to go back to the fishing.
Yeah, but to your credit, I think, because I think what a lot of guys might say is, is like, well, okay, you're a dating coach.
You're helping men on the dating apps.
But like, to your credit, I think you said you're bisexual, correct?
Oh, yeah.
So you do have, to some degree, experience dating women.
However, you don't have experience as a straight man dating women.
And I think there is a difference there because the dating dynamics between women who are bisexual or who are lesbian, it differs quite substantially between the dating dynamics between straight men and straight women.
Or I suppose you could say with straight men and bi women, but that's kind of whatever.
Being a man trying to pursue women is different than being a woman trying to pursue women.
Because I think women, let's say a woman who's bi, she's going to give, let's not even.
We can say women who a woman who's bi.
A woman who's bi is going to give another girl a lot more leeway than a straight guy.
There's going to be much.
What behavior would she accept?
I think there's going to be much more expectations on a straight man from a bisexual woman.
She's going to expect more from the straight man than from another woman.
In fact, she might even, like, for example, she may kind of lean more into having the guy be the initiator, whereas she's like, she might be more of a pursuer when it comes to women.
I feel like that makes a little bit of sense, though, because she's already a woman.
She knows how women operate.
Like, she's already figured it out, kind of.
So that's why she'd be able to pursue a woman.
Well, then also, what about paying for the first date?
I think there's typically more of an expectation that guys pay for the first date.
That's why I say coffee dates, because everyone has five bucks to be nice, but no one's going to be offended if he didn't pay for coffee.
Say if it's like two women going on a date together, whoever, like, I feel like in situations where it's like two women are in a relationship, there's always one that's a little more feminine and one that's a little more masculine.
So the one that's a little more masculine would obviously pay in that situation.
Yeah.
I feel like no matter like which gender, I think whoever like initiated the asking out, like whoever invited you to go out, you know.
Sorry, there's a motorcycle passing.
Can we just have you repeat that one more time?
Yeah, so I feel like it doesn't matter which gender, like whoever asked the other person out, whoever initiated it should be the one paying.
Have you ever asked a guy out?
I have not.
There we go.
I have not.
But if I did, if I did, I would pay.
Do you think you ever will?
Ask someone out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think so.
Would you prefer that?
Would that be the idea?
I just think that's the most for you.
I think that's the most fair way to do it.
Is it the most fair?
Do you think of all the first dates that have occurred in the past five years, if you had to break down who's the initiator in, let's say, heterosexual relationships, would you say it's men or women?
Like what would the percentage break down?
What do you mean?
Who's initiating?
Like what percentage do you think?
Like if you 90% men, 95% men, 99% men are asking for the first date?
Yeah, maybe like 80%.
Okay.
I feel like 80%.
I also feel like girls kind of expect the guys to ask them out, you know?
Or that's just like what's been known.
I think it's a bit higher than 80%.
I want to probably put it at like 99%.
It's probably 99%.
I think it's probably 99%.
Are there like actual stats on that or no?
Yeah.
I don't suspect there are, but like, maybe there are, but I mean, it seems a little self-evident to me that overwhelmingly men are initiating first dates.
Have you ever had a girl initiate?
One time.
My whole life, yeah.
And you're 25, right?
I'm 25, yeah.
And I have like, and she was a fan of the videos that I make.
So because you have, like, you're very popular.
You've got how many followers on Instagram?
Like, over a million, right?
How many do you have on Instagram?
Like 1.1.
1.1 million followers on Instagram.
Your channel has like what, 10?
8 million over there.
8 million.
8 million on Love Live Serve Correct.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, sorry.
Sometimes I get it backwards, but so like you got.
And once in my life.
One time.
Yeah.
Wait, girl.
Just to clarify, like, she asked, but you get some DMs from girls or like.
Not that many.
No.
Really?
I feel like so many girls would.
I get that all the time.
Like, I would think people would talk to you.
I'm like, nah.
That's crazy.
Like, it's.
I need your help.
You know what's crazy, though?
Like, put a girl in your boots, in your shoes, like, and with the exact same, like, a million followers on Instagram, 8 million followers on YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
That's thousands of DMs and offers and this.
From A-listers and all that.
You know what?
But even a girl who's got like a thousand followers on Instagram is getting like, you know, we should go around the table.
Let's go around the table on this.
I know we've got some content creators here, but maybe we could see what the situation is.
So, Maddie, you've been on the show a little bit, so I mean, guys are probably like sliding into your DMs from the show, despite the fact that you're in a relationship.
I would say, like, before I was on the show.
Before you were on the show, yeah.
Yeah, I would still get a lot of DMs from men, but I would say ever since I've been on the show, it like skyrocketed.
Oh, skyrocketed.
Okay.
Yeah.
Before the show, like how many per week or how many per month?
Per month, I would say like four or five.
Oh, okay.
That's not.
It's not that crazy, but I mean, some dudes don't even get that their entire life.
Compared to other dudes.
What about you?
How were the DMs looking?
That seed booster did not help.
No, it didn't help.
I get maybe probably 8 to 10 a month.
8 to 10 a month?
Okay.
What about you?
I get like a decent amount every day.
What's a decent amount?
How many DMs per day?
But to be fair, you are a content creator.
Right.
And, you know, I also do OnlyFans, so there's always people.
Say like before you did like your own.
Before I did content creating, I would say like I would probably get, I don't know, like two or three a day.
Wow.
Okay.
Two or three a day.
All right.
My account's always been private.
And my only public one is dating coaching.
With the dating coaching, I'll have people hitting on me just like a couple times a month.
It's kind of weird to hit on a dating coach.
Before that, just like once a month or something with my little private hometown account.
Okay.
What, you said once or twice a month?
Yeah, with my, like, me.
Were you getting chicks or dudes hitting you up?
Or both?
Oh, the woman.
The ladies.
No.
I only get would get on like my personal account, like maybe, maybe once a month, and it's like a random dude.
Okay.
What about you?
I feel like I get like a good amount every day.
They're all like really funny to read.
Like they'll tell me, they'll call me like mommy and they'll be like, can you please like punch me in the face and kill me?
And I'll be like, oh my God.
Like actually, I've had people request to like stomp curb stomp them.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay.
Like they want to pay you.
Like they, this guy offered to like pay me to like kick him in the nuts for like 30 minutes.
I get like forcefully.
I would totally do that.
And this one guy actually paid me one time to come to my house in a made outfit and he wore heels and he cleaned my entire house.
Oh, but they said to him.
And he paid me.
And then he sucked on my toes, dude.
But then he paid me.
It was a good amount of money.
You got paid for him to clean your house.
He sucked on her toes.
Wait, so you cleaned his house?
No, he cleaned up.
He came to my house in heels.
Put on a maid outfit.
Was it her ex, Jonette Terry Gay?
Oh, my God.
He put on a maid outfit.
He wore heels and he cleaned my entire house and then paid me how much.
And sucked her toes.
He sucked my toes.
Did he massage them?
Well, he was like a sub and he found me through like Instagram.
I'm surprised you even accepted the offer.
Well, because one time I put these naked wolf boots on my store and I was like, oh, I really like these boots.
And this guy was like, I will buy them for you if.
And yeah, that's how it all started.
And like I had a relationship with him for like two years.
It wasn't like I never had sex with him.
Like a dom sub relationship.
I never fucked him or anything.
We never even kissed.
He would only like suck on my toes.
One time he made me stand on his whole face with both of my feet and I thought it was gonna break him.
Wait, I thought it was just like a random dude though.
Okay.
He was a random dude, but like turns out he lived like five minutes away from me at my parents' house.
Can you scoot the mic just that way a little bit?
Where was this story on earlier on?
Yeah, I didn't get the chance to bring it up.
Does anybody We'll go into that a little bit But does anybody else have some crazy shit like that They want to I've gotten it.
Looking at you, I feel like you've got some skeletons.
In what regard?
I don't know.
Some dude just said that.
The weirdest request.
Wanted to show up just as a fucking thing.
No, but I do have somebody that has been harassing me since I was 14 years old.
Let's not talk about that.
Let's not talk about that.
Different type of skeleton.
Okay, so hold on.
How much did he pay you?
He paid me like a band to clean my house and like suck on my toes.
On top of buying her the shoes she wanted.
Everything, like he, like, he's bought me like my whole shoe collection is just from him.
Damn.
How much money?
He had a really big like shoe fetish, not even foot.
Like shoe fetish.
He loved shoes.
Women's shoes?
Yes.
Did he wear them?
Yeah, but he also, like, it was a long distance relationship after I left Virginia.
So I would send him videos of me walking in heels and he would pay me for that.
Just curious.
Okay, so he paid you $1,000 one time.
How much total?
I don't know.
He would pay me like $300 a week just because, but also I would be like, hey, can you pay for my electricity bill?
He'd pay for it.
Or like, hey, like, I want this.
Can you buy it?
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
And yeah.
Was it was it a white guy?
He was, I think he was like Persian.
He's Persian.
A soft-spoken Persian man.
Damn.
So you, if you had to take a guess, a stab at how much total, are we talking $10,000, $20,000, $30,000, $40,000?
Say, like, in a month, maybe.
That might be easy.
Total, total.
Like, total?
Total.
I have no idea.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe like $30,000 or something like that.
That's pretty cool.
Holy shh.
That's pretty good.
That's so crazy.
$30,000.
Like, man, paying her bills for her.
Cleaning her house.
He paid for my rent before.
But like, that's.
And that's one dude.
Have you had other dudes, maybe not on the scale?
This is like the most.
Yeah.
I've had a guy pay me for live streams, but I was never naked.
Like, he just, like, I guess, like, really liked talking to me.
Okay.
And yeah, I would, like, I would wear like something skimpy or like he'd be like, oh, like, I like this kind of fashion style.
Can we maybe do like a little like dress up?
You do the makeup like that.
And then you like pick out an outfit, blah, blah, blah.
And like, this man would pay me, I think at most, he paid me $4,000 for like a one to two hour like live stream with just him.
Wait, $4,000.
$4,000.
Per live stream.
Well, not per live stream.
It ranges from like $1,000 to like $4,000 because he'll be like, can we keep going?
Like, I'll give you $500 more.
And then after the 10 minutes is up, he'd be like, okay, wait, can I give you another 800?
Keep going.
Wow.
So for like, you said two to three hours?
It was like at most two hours.
Hold on just a sec.
From Atheist donated $100.
Hey, Brian, are you aware of the Adam 22 leaner the plug situation with Jason Love?
Keep up the great work, man.
Yo, what's up, man?
By the way, I did see your membership chat.
Unfortunately, the way StreamYards work, it won't show those like renewed membership chats.
Thank you for the TTS man.
Yes, I'm aware of the situation.
I've actually been talking to Adam22.
We've been messaging for months now where I'm going to go on No Jumper and then we're going to try to get him on Friday, him and his wife, to come on the show.
We might do that potentially later on in the month.
It's hard scheduling for the both of us.
We're both super busy.
But I'm aware of the situation.
Oh, hey, Mike David.
We'll get Jason left to it.
If I would have tuned in earlier, I would have reserved the flames for that pink feminist misfit weirdo.
Mentally deranged.
Brian, sometimes you've got to throw out the trash before it takes itself out.
He'd left a stench.
Brutal.
Damn.
Hey, you know, it is what it is.
You know, luckily, they didn't cause a huge scene.
You know, I wasn't too phased with it.
You know, just they left.
Didn't, you know.
So, whatever.
She could have done something more.
She could have done some crazy.
Anyways, Mike Davis, thank you very much.
Much appreciated.
Okay, so hold on.
1,000 to 4,000.
And these would be like two, three hours?
Like two-ish hours, but it's not like I did it like all the time.
It was like a once in a month, and maybe if he was feeling really horny late at night kind of thing.
Do you have, did it ever like cross your mind?
What if he was like restreaming your stream to like another stream and like you know what I mean?
It's probably unlikely.
Is that like he had this like whole trauma about another girl that he did it with and he was like telling me about it and how like they found out like his name IRL and then his friends found out and everything because like I know like I know him.
Like I know his name type shit.
So he was like, I would never do that to you because like I know that you can blackmail me back.
So wait, so okay.
So how many times did you do this live stream?
I don't know like a like a good like 20.
Six to ten.
Okay, ten times and you said between but like I'm really busy now, you know, so it's like when he hits me up like I kind of just like about it.
Okay.
Oh, so he you're still kind of in touch with him.
Yeah, I'm not in touch with the foot guy anymore.
I think he goes to me after he had a girlfriend, which makes sense.
But the other guy, like, I mean, I have love for both of them, you know?
It's like, thank you for this experience.
Okay, and we will go around the table kind of.
Okay, I'm just trying to parse it.
We didn't finish.
Yeah, and we didn't finish the initial one.
But okay, so that guy probably paid you 20,000, the streaming dude, total.
You think he paid you 20,000 total?
I don't know.
The first guy, he had like interesting requests that he wanted you to do.
Yeah.
Like, I want you to step on me and shit.
Yeah, he would like make, I would spit on the floor and he'd lick it up.
Wow.
That's creative.
I think that's like what turned me into like the dominant woman I am today.
That, did you kind of like, were you enjoying it?
No, I mean, like, I felt like low-key, I felt awkward because, like, I didn't find him, like, attractive or anything.
I did it for the money.
I was attracted to the money, kind of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, like, now it's like fun to like be like a switch in bed, you know, and like show like the dominant side that I learned how to do from the.
Can we do a can you and Ryan do a little you said you're you can be dom.
Can you dom can you dom Ryan really quick?
Are you dead?
Ryan, do you consent?
You know, do you consent to this?
Can I get thrust into this?
You're the guinea pig.
You're the guinea pig.
Why don't you do it?
Yeah, you do.
I have some responsibilities as the host.
I have to.
I don't think I can have that.
Would you let me choke you and spit in your mouth?
Holy fuck.
That's not that intense.
Good times.
See, but you guys picked the wrong person for that one.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to be able to consent to that.
Well, I mean, like, yeah, I wouldn't do it live.
She wants a piece after the show.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, are you trying to get them to do something on the show?
Yeah.
No, not like anything obscene, but just like, how would you talk?
Are you talking like degradation type shit?
Yeah, I would like degrade him.
I'd be like, you fucking pathetic piece of shit.
Blah, How do these dudes also somehow have like a shit ton of money?
It's so like, it's very interesting.
I don't know.
Okay, so that's cool.
So that's two dudes.
Yeah.
Any other situation?
You got a lot of.
I have fun OnlyFans clients.
I love them.
So there's that too.
Are you making six figures a month total?
Does it matter how much I make?
No, I'm just curious.
I'm just, I'm not like.
I just make a good amount of money to take care of stuff in my family.
I want to do the reverse finesse.
So how do we do this?
Okay.
I want from you $3,000 a month to promote.
That'll be so weird.
I will.
I'm not sure how we're going to explore this.
I'll send you feet pics.
I will send you feet pics for $3,000 a month.
Deal?
Wait, like, I, like, you.
No, you pay me.
You pay me.
This is the reverse feet.
I hate men feet.
I would never want to feed my feet.
You haven't seen my feet, son?
Yeah, I would never want to keep them out of song.
You have not seen my feet sound.
I get so scared when I see, like, okay, fine.
I'll show you ankles.
What about ankles?
I don't want to pay you for anything.
This is the reverse finesse.
This is the circle of life.
This is the circle.
But, like, I'm not willing to do that.
Maybe, I'm sure you could find someone else.
Pay it forward.
Pay it forward.
It's the circle of life of OnlyFans.
Dudes are paying for your feet pics or whatever the fuck.
And I'm just saying, you're paying for mine.
Would the reverse not be more like she pays to send you pics?
Like, pays you to accept them?
Because otherwise you're just reversing customer client.
So are they, like, painted French tip?
Huh?
Are they like French tip toes?
Or they're some normal feet.
They're painted white.
They're some normal, normal feet.
Are they hairy?
They're good.
Can you show them right now?
I'm not going to show anything right now.
They were hairy.
Okay, that's crazy.
Okay, let's move on.
That's well, that's well.
That's crazy, though, that like, I mean, we've heard it before from the girls on the panel that there's like a bunch of dudes who are like spending tons of money on chicks for these things, but it, hey, whatever.
What was the original question?
Yeah, I forgot.
Do you have much on?
Oh, how many DMs?
Yeah, how many DMs are you?
Honestly, not a lot.
Maybe like per week.
Stop the cap.
I swear, like two to three at most.
At most.
Like, really not that much.
Okay.
All right.
And then have you had any situations like her where dudes just be simping and sending you fucking money?
I did have like a couple, I guess, like sugar daddies or whatever that would kind of just send me money when I needed.
You've had sugar daddies?
Yeah, but I don't do that anymore.
You've cut that out?
Wait, but you're, hold on.
You're 18, correct?
Yeah.
You had sugar dad.
How?
Did you have sugar daddies before you were in?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
You were of age.
This wasn't that long ago, but like I just kind of got weird out because I think they kind of wanted like sex and stuff.
So I was like, and they're like old schools.
Yeah, so I was like, no, but they would kind of just send me money when I asked, or if I would like hang out with them and stuff like that.
Were you on seeking?
How did you.
I actually met a lot of them at like clubs and stuff.
You're 18.
Yeah, I got connections.
Okay.
Were you going to clubs before you turned 18?
I think at the end.
Yeah, yeah, like right when I was about to turn 18.
Stay safe, gentlemen.
Okay, so you had some sugar daddies, and you just say, hey, I need help with rent.
Yeah, I want to go shopping.
So what's the most a guy's ever spent on you?
I went on a trip with one of them to Vegas, and he gave me, I think it was like $2,400.
$2,400.
Did you negotiate it?
I said I like need help.
I think it was like for my car.
I need something fixed.
And on the trip, at the end of it, he gave me like a white envelope and it was like all in cash and stuff.
Okay.
So I think that's the most.
That's the most.
But did you see him multiple times?
Yeah, I think I've only seen him in total.
I think it was only like three times, but we don't talk anymore.
Did he pay you other times too?
Yeah, like over text and stuff.
Like he was one of the guys when I just asked, like, said I, like, needed something or whatever, he would pay me.
Maybe like 200 to 300.
Okay.
So he paid you maybe in total like over 3,000?
Probably more than that.
Maybe like 5,000 in total.
Oh, okay.
Any other guys?
You said you had a couple sugar daddies?
The other ones weren't really sugar daddies, I guess.
What were they?
Just pay pigs.
What?
Paypigs?
What's that?
That's a term.
Oh.
No, okay.
Just like they just pay you money.
I guess technically just one.
Because the other guys weren't really paying me.
Well, they were just like taking you out to dinner and stuff.
Yeah.
Company.
Yeah.
They weren't like straight up just like, here's cash.
No.
Okay.
Got it.
But they would like, did any of them take you on any trips or anything?
The only one was with the one guy who took me to Vegas.
And then he also got me and my friends like a beach house for a weekend.
Was it an event or a coachello?
Just for fun.
Just for fun.
Okay.
Yo, where's all the fucking chicks that are.
Some guys will literally like pay you just to text them.
Yeah.
Yeah, which is crazy.
Have you guys heard of the AI girlfriend?
What?
No, but I believe that.
Yo, send the.
Hold on.
This is more than the asteroid.
Hold on.
We're sending the fucking nuke.
Shit.
You know that one guy on like My Strange Addiction who like is like obsessed with like his doll.
Oh, I saw that.
She's so weird.
He like got married to her and everyone.
He dresses her up.
No, did he see he made them like a family?
Like he gave birth to the doll.
Yeah, but it's like a doll family.
Yeah.
He's the only human one.
Can I?
Public service announcement from fucking me.
Can you guys stop doing this shit?
Guys, like.
Stop it.
Get to me.
Oh my God.
What are you guys fucking doing?
Wait, what?
Spend your money on me, son-huh?
No, but seriously, guys, stop fucking doing this shit.
You're fucking it up for everybody.
I don't know, dude.
It's just, it's kind of pathetic, dude.
It's sad.
It's pathetic.
I'm not shaming the girls.
No, it's definitely.
If I was an 18-year-old.
I felt bad.
Yes, but... I honestly felt bad for him, like...
That's like so sad.
I feel like a lot of these guys are, it is kind of.
It's sad.
It is kind of sad.
I'm not really shaming really so much.
I think the guys can't.
You got to stop.
Yeah.
Have more respect for yourself.
guys.
Now there are definitely, look, there are some women that are like predatory with it, but like a lot of these dudes are like, they're, they're not getting, like they're seeking this out.
So there are, look, some dudes are getting played and there's some predatory women, but like a lot of dudes perfectly happy engaging in this shit.
And it's just, guys, please, I don't care how down bad you are.
Don't do this shit.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, for those of you who are enjoying the benefits.
But okay, we have Alex P here.
Yo, Brian, your mood is up 300%.
Please tell us, is it a health improvement?
New woman in your life both.
Also, I'm crafting you a custom pen.
Go respond to my message.
Did I?
I feel like I saw someone messaging me about wanting to hook me up with a pen.
Oh, I thought you were going to say hook up with you.
I make pens.
Did you email me, Alex, or did you?
I'm trying to remember.
Maybe it was a DM.
I'm like backlogged on checking my DMs.
I get so many DMs, it's insane.
So I apologize if I missed it.
But mood-wise, just you know, I think the shows have been Madison maybe a little smoother.
Yeah, we didn't have those girls leave, but yeah, the guests we've had on, it's been pretty smooth.
And I've been trying to like re shift a little bit my, I don't know.
And there was just like a lot of shit going on like prior to the break, just like just a lot.
It seemed like one thing after another with like the show.
So it was like a tough stretch there, but yeah.
So, yeah.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Oh, I do have one statement here.
I'm going to put this banana on the table.
The first person, the next person to send a TTS, you get to pick someone at this table.
It could be me, it could be Ryan, it could be anybody here to eat the banana in a semi-erotic way.
The next person to send a TTS, just say, just pick a name, and they have to.
You are legally bound to eat that banana in a romantic fashion.
What if you don't like bananas?
I don't care if you're allergic.
You are going to have, we're going to get an EpiPen and fuck you up.
That's nervous.
What, you don't like bananas?
You don't like eyes?
I don't like bananas.
I get to pick something, but what?
Shoot in here.
Are you explaining it to her?
Yeah, the next person who sends a TTS, somebody has to eat the banana.
Please don't say me.
They choose.
Eat the banana.
If you guys want me to come back, so let's go with you.
We'll go this way.
Wait, what?
Oh, just like have you had a sugar daddy situation, dude simping over you, spending money?
Anything like that?
No.
By the way, just, I don't know if you were upset about the feet.
I was joking.
Oh, no, no, no, wow.
I was joking.
I thought that was going to be upset after.
I thought maybe you might have been offended that I was soliciting your, like, I was trying to make you a simp.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was just like kind of fucking around.
I thought it was funny.
Oh, okay, cool.
I was letting you know that I don't want your feet.
Okay, cool.
I just, I didn't want to offend you, you know.
Unless they're French tips.
So that can be arranged.
Have you ever had your toes sucked on before?
Why are you trying?
Oh, no, I'm not asking.
I think one girl requested it.
Really?
And I was like, I will oblige you in your fantasy, whatever.
It doesn't do anything for me.
You sucked on her toes?
No, no, no.
She sucked on yours?
She requested it.
I was like, if that's what gets you off, we can.
I'm not going to knock your, I'm not going to knock your camera.
So your toes have been sucked before.
One time by a woman, she requested it.
I was like, fuck it.
Let's try it.
It happened.
It happened.
So you're, are you?
Because you kind of like upped the ante here.
I just wanted to send feet pics.
Now you're trying to suck my toes, huh?
No, I was just like asking a question.
Would you let me suck on your toes?
What?
Let's talk finances, son.
What are we talking here?
No, I'm saying like willingly.
You got cash on you?
What's up?
Well, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'm saying like, let's say hypothetically, we were in a relationship.
Let me take my shoes off.
Oh, hypothetically, hypothetically, we were dating.
Like, would you let me suck on your dogs?
My dongs?
Your dogs.
Oh, my.
Oh, my toes.
Sure, why not?
Yeah, cool.
I'm not going to knock somebody's.
What?
It wouldn't do anything for me, but like, my philosophy is if it turns my partner on, then as long as it's something I'm comfortable with, I would be like, oh, that's a little.
That's fair.
Might be a little ticklish, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, so like hyper.
Whatever.
That's pretty, it's pretty harmless.
Hypothetically, Brian's toes still.
Like, if you were dating, would you suck on my toes?
No.
Why?
If she asked?
No, just that's just a boundary for mine.
But what if it turned me on?
No, I can't tell.
Brian's a germaphobe.
I'm a germaphobe.
That's why.
Thanks for the save.
Yeah, of course.
I am a germaphobe, and yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Fresh out of the shower.
You don't paint it.
Painted.
Yeah, they're like painted nicely.
I don't think that would help your cause.
Your favorite color.
You still got like dirt growing under your toenails and shit.
I would have rubbed it around toes.
I'm of the philosophy: if, you know, look, in that specific situation, no, I wouldn't do that.
Oh, okay.
I wouldn't do that.
If you want to suck on mine, it's not my thing, but if it turns you on, if you're going to be fucking soaking wet after it, let's fucking do it.
Hell yeah.
Rock and roll.
Rock and roll.
That's pretty harmless.
So, you know, whatever.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Doc Venabilia has donated $100.
Oh.
Okay, hold on.
We're not going to do the fee thing, Doc, the Nadlis.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
She's a team player.
I'm going for it.
Okay, it's a doll.
What brand banana can you hold?
It's a dollar.
Okay, that's a very high-quality banana.
Okay, is this.
Wait, how did you guys peel your banana this way or this way?
You're supposed to peel the other way so you can hold the tip.
Whoa, what are you guys crazy?
Monkeys peel on banana.
Get you guys out of your fucking minds.
I learned you.
It's because the stem is for you to hold so you don't have to like.
Oh man, that sounds like a lot of work.
Okay.
Oh, I don't really fuck with bananas.
I'm just going to stare at her while she eats a banana.
This is what I want you to do.
I want you to do like a death stare, look right into this camera here.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
I'll like get a whole hole.
Yeah, just pound it.
No, like, just get it.
I mean.
Up to you.
that's talent that's talent that's talent what did it Did it hit the gag reflex?
No, I just don't really fuck with bananas like that.
Oh, okay.
does that count that was it's done That was beautiful.
That was great.
That was OK.
What the fuck were we talking about?
What were we talking about?
We were going to talk about the film.
No, no, no.
We were in the middle of the business deal.
We were in the middle of negotiations.
Negotiations.
Negotiations.
So let's talk money, right?
Okay.
I'm not going to pay you to suck on your toes.
Whoa, that's, hold on, okay.
Hold on.
Still on the toes?
Listen, there's got to be a financial component here.
You think I'm cheap?
You think I'm cheap?
I'm very pricey.
I'm expensive.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
What's your question?
Throw a number.
Come on.
For what?
To suck on your toes?
Yeah.
Yeah, son.
I would not pay you to suck on your toes.
Bro, this is your fantasy.
This is not my fantasy.
I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking.
Oh, hypothetically speaking, what?
Like, I thought we already went through this.
Like, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating, would you suck on my toes?
Would I suck on your toes?
Sorry, would you let me suck on your toes?
I don't even know why we're still on this.
He said, yeah.
He said, yeah.
We already answered.
No, I said no.
I would not suck.
I would not suck on your body.
No, she said, would you, or, yeah, that's what I would say.
What?
What?
So is there a negotiation here?
Like, are.
What?
Huh?
No.
Bender the offender donated $99.
Sucking toes equals disavow.
What does that mean?
Disavow.
It's like I'm against that.
Okay, let's move on.
We were asking the panel about the sugar daddy.
Oh, yeah, we were on Gertrude.
Gertrude, are you coming back?
Gertrude?
Oh, sorry.
Genevieve.
Guenevieve.
Genevieve.
Have you ever watched Barbie, The Twelve Dancing Princesses?
Yes, that's what Genevieve.
She named Genevieve.
Yeah, that's what Genevieve reminds me of.
And she's the main princess.
Yeah.
Sorry.
We were asking the, has there been a sugar daddy type situation?
No.
Riley, what about you?
I have like some sugar daddies on OnlyFans, but nothing outside of that.
I do like all of my messaging through OnlyFans.
Do you have any pay pigs?
Pay pigs?
Pay pigs.
Like people who pay more than others?
Just people who just pay for it.
Just like a dude who you can hit up, be like, yo, I need to buy a new bag, or I don't know what the fuck people are doing.
I mean, yeah, I have like a lot of guys who I guess are, you know, pay pigs.
But I also like, you know, I talk to them, so it's like, I don't know.
It's kind of like a relationship, I guess, in that sense.
But not like, you know.
Word?
Yeah.
So you have sugar daddies, but it's strictly online.
You're not like meeting up with anybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Any sugar daddies situations?
I've never had any, but I get DMs asking, like, people ask me to crush their head between my thighs for like $5,000.
Can we see a quad check?
Can we do a quad check?
Because we got the bottom.
It's kind of too short.
Hold on, let me see if we can.
Yeah, I guess you can stand on the chair.
Oh, there we go.
God, wow.
Oh, wait.
Can you scoot?
Wait, you're kind of out of frame.
Are you able to scoot over like a text?
Would you mind sharing like your squat PRs?
Fuck, wait.
Damn.
Wow, okay.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
You could stop.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my head.
Yeah, whoa.
What the?
Wow.
That's crazy.
Oh, my God.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
OK, wow, that's that's thank you for that.
It's good.
Okay.
So you get dudes hitting you up to fucking just like men will ask me to step on their face.
What's up?
That's weird.
That's a weird.
Like what she said, like, men will ask me to put my feet on their face.
What is the going price for a, you said that, a thigh crush, a head thigh crush?
Some are 1,000, some are 5,000.
I never do it.
Would they fly to you to do it?
I know.
I've never responded to any of these messages.
Ryan, are you down to get your head crushed right now?
Would you do it?
We could do like a calf crush.
I don't know.
Those quads could really damage my cranium.
She's strong.
Could you crush a watermelon?
Wait, do we have any other fruit in the fucking studio?
I've got a watermelon.
I've never tried, but everyone wants me to be.
Who's your abductor or abductor?
I don't train on machines.
I don't train on equipment.
I train on machine lifting.
Yeah, just lifting and like barbells and stuff.
Is there anything crushable?
The rugby ball.
The rusty ball.
The baby.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Madison, what do you think?
No, I'll just go home and I'll do it and I'll send it to you.
I'll do it with the watermelon.
Every month you have to send me another crush video and then also an update on yourself.
Do you want to pay her or what?
Yeah.
Men bad.
$5,000.
I'll give you a commission of what I make when I flip it on Craig's list.
Madison, what about you?
Have I ever had a Sugar Daddy?
Is that the question?
Yeah, yeah.
Or like offer for Sugar Daddy, eh?
I have had like, I still do to this day, but have like a lot of men offered me to be their like sugar babies and stuff.
I haven't like accepted, or actually, I just like this, like one guy in my past, he would just pay me to talk to him, just like text him on Instagram.
And like, he would send me like $100 every week.
It wasn't like anything.
That's pretty good, but it wasn't anything crazy.
So I had to do it.
I was just sending money.
Just to just like text him.
Yeah, I've heard that.
Nothing like sexual or anything.
Just like, how was your day?
Something like that.
But I've had like very weird requests as well.
Ryan, have you had any sugar mamas?
Never at all.
Where are the sugar mamas?
There's so many sugar mamas.
This is an inequality.
This is an inequality, and I.
It's unfair.
One of my guy friends has a sugar mama.
And she sends him a lot of stuff.
She bought him an $80,000 guitar.
I have a lot of sugar mamas hitting me up, too.
Like, not even daddies.
We need to fight for that wage gap.
Yeah, men need to get more.
We'll try.
Do you like it if a girl simps for you?
That'd be great.
Like, she offered to pay for dinner.
Oh, my God.
That would be inefficient.
Have you had that?
Never.
You've never had that?
Never.
I know a girl.
Can I get you linked?
Let's do that.
Okay.
She's paying for dinners and stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, let's run that.
Okay.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll put in a good word.
But would any of you girls here simp for a dude?
I do.
Yeah.
Yes.
You do?
Your boyfriend?
Aren't you more trad, though?
Like, you don't pay for dinners, do you, Maddie?
I do.
Like, occasionally?
Well, you guys are both.
No, yeah.
Well, like, it's like, I don't know.
We're still in the kind of age where we like share and like pay for each other's things, but like, I like paying for dinners.
Hmm.
Like, the expensive dinners, though.
What's the most anyone here at the table has spent on a guy?
Like you were simping on a dude or something?
That's a great question.
Because I know it ain't that much.
That's like 20 bucks.
Here, let's start with you, then we'll go around the table here.
I spent $1,000 to bring him along on a trip that I won for a work trip.
But were you guys already in a relationship?
Does that, because I feel like the simping stuff is more earlier on, isn't it?
He refused to come with me and pay for it, even though he could.
And I said, I'll pay for you.
This is a long time ago.
He's not a good guy.
But he would not come unless I paid for him.
And I always paid for dinner every single time.
He never paid the entire relationship.
Legend.
Three and a half years.
I'm a walking legend.
Sweet.
Three and a half years.
Wait, Madison, what's the most you ever paid for a dude?
I just bought Frankie, or for Christmas, I bought him like a $700 Gucci chain.
That's probably the most.
Does this count like gifting somebody who you've been in a long-term relationship with?
Does this really?
I don't know if this fits.
How about like a situationship?
Like, I bought something expensive for a second.
Can we say like within the first month?
I want to know how much they spent on someone they were dating and how much they spent on a guy they weren't dating to like make them like them.
Like, you know, we've spent money on women for trips or dinners or whatever.
I wonder what a girl has spent.
Not me.
Oh, not you.
I'm not dating.
Actually, wait.
Do you not feel like emasculated to some extent if a woman's like regularly saying that she's covering it?
No, I think it's gangster.
Yeah, it's like it's kind of like she's so into me that she's simply gonna spend money.
And it's refreshing because guys don't really get that.
So it's like guys wanting to be a little spoon, but financial like if some little spoons where it's at.
Don't knock.
No, no, I supported.
If a girl was paying for my thing.
No, that's like a fun thing on the City Boys Instagram where you like move the bill for the girl.
It's like, man, you paying for that shit, not me.
Yeah, I would never feel emasculated by a girl paying for my stuff, if anything.
Keep paying for it.
I don't care.
But that's never going to happen.
So I've yet to meet a girl like that.
I'm going to manifest it with my crystals.
So your question was, how much have you spent on a guy that you've been dating for a while?
And then also, how much have you spent, like, should we say within the first early, like, early?
On a guy that you, a guy that you weren't dating.
Have you ever spent money on a guy that you like tried to get to like you?
Or did you ever?
Okay, let's do that.
Not dating.
I didn't pay for him to get him to like me, but I got him a nice gift.
It was probably like $500.
When you were not dating?
Yes.
How long had you been seeing him or like talking?
Second date, third date, fourth date?
We had been seeing each other for like three months.
I don't think.
But it wasn't like we weren't like, you know, like together together.
Like, he was still with other dudes.
I mean, with other girls, with other girls.
Sorry.
No, I didn't mean that.
Oh, so he was seeing other chicks.
And you spent 600?
$500.
Simp.
I'm sorry, Madison.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What about you?
I don't know the price point, but I'm cook.
I mean, like, make dinner consistently, go to his place, make dinner.
You can cook.
Clean his car.
Yes.
You cleaned his car?
Clean his car.
That's good.
Is there music?
No, like privately.
Like, he was on a trip, and I cleaned his car for him, and when he got back, it was clean.
That's nice.
All right.
How much did that cost you?
$45 to take it through the wash?
Oh, it wasn't a hand wash?
No, I took it through the wash, and then I detailed the entire car because I used to detail cars when I was in high school.
I need to detail my car.
Thank you for sharing that, Madison.
That was totally related.
Okay, what about you?
Let me detail your car.
So for the guy that I'm currently with, it was his birthday last week, so I just bought him a nice watch.
It was like pretty expensive, but I don't think I've ever spent money on a guy that I haven't been with.
But I have offered.
Like, I have offered to pay for dinners, but none of the guys that like I've ever gone out with have ever, you know, let me pay for the dinner.
Got it.
What about you?
My longer relationship, I paid for most stuff, but that was high school.
So it was like $20, $30 at a time because I had a part-time job.
Otherwise, like in the 100 range for like a gift or dinner, the simp aspect has been like I crocheted one of my exes a pair of mittens and then we broke up like a couple weeks later making dinner, cleaning, a lot of cooking, but financially no more than like I got my ex a seven just like a $70 little vintage watch and then we broke up before he could get it.
What about you?
One of my exes, he didn't really have a job.
So we went on a trip together with our friends and I paid for everything.
And like we also got like, you know, like a, we all got tickets there for trespassing and he couldn't even afford to pay it.
So I paid for his ticket on top of paying for my ticket as well.
Like throughout the relationship, I feel like I paid for a lot of things.
And yeah, my parents even sold him my old car for cheap, too.
Yeah, and he left me with trauma.
But the one guy that I simped for, he also didn't have a job, so I think there's a pattern going on here.
So he couldn't use his car that he shared with his brother for one night to come stay with me.
So I ended up paying an Uber that was like $150 each way for him to come stay with me for a couple days.
On top of that, pay for his food.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
So it's how much we've spent on someone we weren't dating and someone we were?
Yeah.
We weren't dating.
I was talking to this guy for maybe like two months.
And for Valentine's Day, we got each other a gift.
I probably spent like $200 or something.
And then my ex, I got us like a hotel for a couple days at like the W we were staying at.
That was probably like a little bit under $1,000.
I think.
A little bit under $1,000.
Okay.
Has anybody here?
I think some of you may have already touched on this.
Has anybody here been flown out?
And we can just do show of hands.
Been flown out somewhere or here, let's do been flown out somewhere by a guy.
He paid for it.
Show of hands.
Dave.
Show of hands.
Offered to be flown out.
Come on a little higher.
There we go.
Nothing?
Nothing?
No BZs?
I don't.
I keep my life very private, so I don't think men even think to offer those things to me.
I'm also quick to just not talk to people.
Got it.
We have a pre-show submission here from our girl Riley.
Oh, no.
Did I say your name, Riley?
Yes.
You said that men are better than women.
Yeah.
I think that in a lot of ways, men are better than women.
And I feel like...
Wow, you're such a misogynist, Riley.
I mean, I just like I was really thinking about it because like, you know, obviously my boyfriend is in a wheelchair right now because like, I don't know, I feel like a very typical job for women is to like be a nurse.
But I realized like, I feel like I'd rather have a man as a nurse because I sure as hell like can't lift his big ass up like out of his like wheelchair.
Like it's really a struggle.
Okay.
And like also I was like thinking like, oh, like women are better mothers, you know?
But then I was looking at some statistics and single fathers actually have a better turnout rate with their children than single mothers do.
80% of the children that are raised by single mothers actually end up in jail or with some type of addiction or something like that.
And I mean, I just feel like it's, you know, like evolutionary.
Like I feel like it's just like men are stronger and they should just like, you know, take on that role in general.
Okay.
Hot take.
Anybody disagree with her?
I kind of agree as well.
I feel like, well, the part where you're talking about how single dads kind of have a better turnout, I do feel like they're kind of more protective, I think, which could help that.
But I, yeah, I agree.
I don't think I agree or disagree.
I think men and women have their own strengths and are amazing in their own ways.
And men are capable of doing so many different things than women are capable of doing, which is why they're different.
So I agree with you.
I think men are amazing when they do what they're supposed to do.
And I think women are amazing when they do what they're supposed to do.
Because women are not men and men are not women.
I agree with that.
All right, we have Bender the Offender here.
Ladies, do you think that more women are corrupted by money and power today than 20 years ago?
Yes.
Than 2003?
Sure.
Yeah.
I think the math checks out there.
Yes, I think that women are trying to compete in a very masculine world.
I mean, that's the whole thing.
It's like, break the patriarchy.
Women want to have equality.
And we do have equality.
But now women are taking steps away from being what really make women women, which is nurturing.
Women are better at nurturing than men are.
And there's some things, like what I was saying, women are supposed to do things that men are not supposed to do.
Sure.
Here, we'll start with you.
We'll go around the table, get everyone's answer on this.
So do you think that more women are corrupted by money and power today than 20 years ago?
Can you explain the question?
I don't really get it.
It's really vague.
I'd say, like, what do you mean corrupted?
Like, are they talking about that?
Can I give an example here?
Like, are corrupted by money and power versus women 20 years ago?
Could this be related to like social media or OnlyFans corrupted by money?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if human nature has changed.
That's why I was at 2003.
It's not that long ago.
Well, there's a lot.
There's a lot of difference between 2003 and 2023 in terms of everything.
Social media.
I think across all fronts, I think both men and women.
I'm not a lady, so I'm sorry, Bender, that I'm answering this.
I think we're much more superficial than we were 20 years ago.
We're less socially connected, even though we have social media and all this stuff.
We're much more socially isolated.
I do think there's certainly more vanity, and people are definitely much more superficial.
Go ahead, Maddie.
I was just going to say, I kind of get the question.
I think that women are more corrupted by money and power than 20 years ago, because now I think it's like women don't appreciate money as much because it's so easy for them to get nowadays.
And if that was like the question, I was, I don't know, that was my interpretation.
Maybe if it's a little hard for you to.
Does anyone want to weigh in on this, or are you having some difficulty parsing exactly what the question is?
I mean, I feel like men might see women as more corrupted by money and power nowadays than 20 years ago because, you know, 20 years ago, there wasn't an option to like do OnlyFans.
And I'm not like shitting on OnlyFans.
I do OnlyFans.
But it's like you can just put your money, I mean, your body out there for money and power, technically, because I feel like you do gain a following when you do have OnlyFans because you are putting your body out there and you do gain people who want to follow you and just, you know, obviously that wasn't an option before.
So I think, you know, maybe men would see women as more corrupted by, you know, money and power now because of social media, OnlyFans, and the ability to just easily put your body online like that.
Okay.
I also feel like I can't answer this question because I wasn't even born 20 years ago.
We weren't even born 20 years ago.
Was it 2005?
Yeah, yeah.
You're born 2005?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
2000.
2000.
2000, okay.
2023.
Yeah, it's 2004.
Okay.
Oh, hey, Bender, thank you.
Bender the Offender donated $99.
When I say corrupted, I mean women who openly disregard men in general.
Mean women corrupted?
I mean women who openly disregard men in general.
Oh, so do you mean like women are less focused on relationships and more focused on building a career?
Is that kind of what you mean, Bender the Offender?
That is.
Bender the Offender, is that?
Hello?
Bender?
Yes.
Oh, no, that's not.
My bad.
Yeah, we're eyeballing.
Oh, he says yes.
Okay.
Well, I kind of, maybe I can sort of transform this question a little bit.
Do you think that men care about a woman's money?
like do you think it makes a woman more attractive if she's like a boss babe and like is doing really well financially do you think generally speaking like men find that do you think it makes a man think Oh, sorry, got tongue tied there.
Do you think it's more attractive to men?
I'm not thinking.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's getting late.
Are men more.
Why am I a woman that makes a lot of money is a boss bitch or one that doesn't and wants to be a man?
Like do they prefer someone who has money over someone?
Do you think a woman's success makes her more attractive to a man?
I mean, I would assume, yeah.
I think it depends on the man and what they're looking for in a woman.
But I think for sure when a woman can obviously take care of herself and the people around her, it's attractive to a high-value man.
I like disagree because there is a statistic that the biggest predictor of divorce is if the woman makes more money than the man.
So I feel like it could almost intimidate the man.
And I don't know, when a woman is making a lot of money and has that power, they don't need to rely on a man, not that a woman should rely on a man, but I don't know.
I feel like I agree with you.
I agree with you.
When you say success, I think it I 100% agree with you, but I think when I view success, I mean like it's not about money.
Yeah, it's not about money.
It means like she's driven and she's going after the dreams and the goals that she has, whether it be taking care of a family, whether it be being a journalist or anything, whatever they want to be.
And it depends on what the man is wanting in success for a woman.
Agreed.
Yeah, I feel like people are just drawn to like motivated people.
And if you're successful, obviously you're like motivated and you care about stuff.
Not to be Freudian, but what I've noticed is people, men and women, tend to be very strongly influenced by what their parental figures were like.
And they either go for something similar or they go for the opposite.
And I would guess, I haven't looked at the statistics.
I've taken like psychogender and whatnot, but if there are more men who have successful women, successful mothers these days due to like women being able to have more jobs, then they would be raised wanting a woman who is successful and driven.
So in my experience, I'm very driven and whatnot.
The men I've dated also have very successful mothers.
But if the generation prior didn't grow up with that, then they maybe wouldn't be looking for it.
I mean, I suppose there's something to be said for parental role models, but I'm kind of more looking at it from perhaps a more innate evolutionary biological level.
Ryan, do you have any thoughts on this?
I mean, from like you're a successful guy, right?
I would say so.
Do you care about what a woman makes?
Not at all.
I think that's a big misconception that most girls don't understand about guys' preferences, which is a guy doesn't care at all how much money you make or even if you're driven necessarily, as long as you upkeep and you're a normal, healthy, functioning adult.
You know, a guy will marry the Wendy's worker.
Like, there was this girl at this bagel shop I would go to, and she was like, you know, obviously work makes no little to no money.
And I was like, I would save her.
I didn't.
I didn't save her, but no, it's one of those things that, yeah, even intelligence, too.
Like, I would say, I want a smart girl.
Like, I want a girl who knows what she's doing.
But I'll find myself even speaking to girls who are not smart, but I don't even care.
Like, I care that they have EQ, but not necessarily IQ.
I almost like knowing more than the girl so I can be telling her how the way of the world.
And she's like, I didn't even, I never even knew that until you told me.
I almost enjoy that as opposed to a girl that's super brainiac, that knows everything and makes money.
I would almost prefer if she worked at Wendy's and didn't know much.
That way I could.
I don't know.
I would like that.
Jay Manny.
Donated $99.
Great show, as always, Brian.
Don't know how to catch the VOD.
Lily is hand down the cutest guest you've had since Pilot Girl.
If you're ever in Texas, I'd happily take you on a gym date.
I'm from Texas.
Oh, shit.
I'm from Texas.
Oh, you're from Texas, but you don't live in Texas.
I live in Nashville, but I'm from Houston.
So you're saying your DMs are open?
Yes.
What if he's not a Christian man, though?
Is that a deal breaker?
Yes.
Jay, are you a Christian man?
You're going to have to be, and you have to wait until marriage, brother.
So there is that.
There is that.
Okay, so my thoughts on this.
I don't think that, yeah, for me, if a girl, her money, it's kind of like irrelevant.
It perhaps might be relevant if she's actually prepared to like simp.
But like most chicks who make money, like are not really men, women do not share their resources with men the same way that men share their resources with women.
So like there's no men don't reap any benefit by dating a successful woman the same way that a woman might reap a benefit by being with a successful man.
Because women really don't like, I'm not saying some women do, but generally speaking, I'd say most women are not super like down to really simp for dudes or share their resources with men.
Even successful women, you'll hear from them, they still want the guy to pay for the first date.
They'll be offended if the guy won't pay for the first date.
So there's just even on that financial level, men don't benefit from a woman's success or her finances or her money.
So it's like, why would it be something that we find attractive?
And then just on a biological evolutionary level, like men, you know, we traditionally, historically, were providers, protectors.
So it's kind of like we don't look to women to provide or protect for us.
So it's just, it's not an attraction trigger.
One framework that I think would contribute to this is the idea that men are valued, or a man's social standing is much more determined by money, whereas women by beauty.
Yeah.
So if you try to swap it, then it just becomes a little bit, oh, I guess if she'll pay for stuff.
Just like if you have a really attractive man, but he's broke, it's like, well, I guess he's cute.
It's a lot more exciting to look at like a normal guy will benefit more from having a beautiful woman by his side than just a rich woman.
And an average woman would probably enjoy having a wealthy, medium, like average, wealthy man than a really sexy, broke man.
Let's go around the table on that.
I want to hear everyone's thoughts on it.
I think, you know what, though?
I think it changes by age, too.
Because, for example, if you're in college, like you're not, I don't think you're particularly, you know, 18 to 22.
I don't think you're super preoccupied with the money a guy makes.
Like, because if you're in college, everybody's kind of.
No one has money.
Most people don't have money.
So, but broke, hot dude, or rich, ugly dude?
Yeah, is he ugly?
Rich medium.
Is he ugly?
I think it's more fair to compare mid.
Let's say he's average, like average.
I'm going to go hot, broke guy.
Interesting.
Well, you're 18, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
My ex was broke, but it worked.
He was hot.
Y'all were teenagers.
Oh, no, it wasn't hot.
Okay, wow.
You got no, he was.
He was.
Okay, okay.
He was.
Okay.
What about you?
Well, what about like neither?
You just want like an ugly broke dude?
No, no, no.
It's just like I'm trying to be really picky with my next relationship because like the next guy I think is like the guy that I want to like actually marry.
So it's like, I don't think I want to settle for like a medium.
Not the cap.
No, no, no.
Seriously, seriously.
So I don't know if I want to settle for like a mid to ugly rich guy or like a broke really.
You want the toe to package.
Yeah.
And if I have to wait like three, four years for that, that's fine.
I have a question.
You do OnlyFans, right?
Yeah.
What kind of content do you make?
Have you done any BG content?
Boy girl content?
Like porn?
Like, you know.
You can subscribe and find out.
Well, I don't want a visual.
I'm just like, have you made that kind of content?
Come on, you can answer.
I mean, like, yes.
Okay.
Okay, so what's the follow-up to that question?
Have you done a lot of BG content?
But you have, it's out like you have done BG content.
Yeah.
I mean, do you have any concerns that because you've done, well, I mean, BG content, but like really any sort of adult content, do you have any concerns that, you know, that's going to impact your romantic prospects?
Well, I mean, actually, I feel like my dating life has been like better ever since I made an OnlyFans, actually.
Would you elaborate?
And like, I don't know.
I usually only talk to guys if they're like okay with me having an OnlyFans.
And I'm sure guys that talk to me know that I have an OnlyFans.
So they're willingly putting themselves through dating me, right?
I think like nowadays, a lot more guys are like, or at least the guys I talk to are okay at the fact that I do have an OnlyFans.
Pardon me, I've heard from a lot of girls on this.
I think on one hand, and maybe Ryan, you can weigh in on this.
I think some guys cope.
They're like, oh, if she does OnlyFans, like it's, she's done for.
She's never going to get married.
I think part of that, I think it is a bit of cope from men who are like, but I do think there are a decent proportion of men also that would not take seriously for a long-term relationship or marriage or to have children with someone who's done sex work.
Ryan, what's your stance on this?
Would you date a girl who does OnlyFans?
You're cool with it?
maybe have some hesitations, what's your...
Yeah, I think, yeah, the point of, if you have OnlyFans, you're never gonna find anyone.
That's not true.
Men are so desperate to get their slimy fingers on anything.
It doesn't matter.
There's a lot of simps.
That's what, like, it's cope.
I think it's a bit of cope to be like, they're never going to, bro.
There's a lot of simps out there.
Probably dudes that like sub to your OnlyFans that would probably jump at the fucking chance to be in a relationship.
But I'm not, it's not clear to me if these girls would want to date a customer.
That's another thing.
But I think you're immediately like omitting, let's say, a whole population of guys that you could have dated previously by having an OF.
So if your dating pool is all the guys, when you have an OF, that takes out, I don't know what percentage.
Let's call it 25.
I don't know, 50% of high.
But you'll never know what you're missing out on because they'll simply be gone and you'll simply be with your dating pool that will date you.
So it's kind of like up to your own personal preference if you're willing to make that risk.
Like, am I willing to cut out half my potential partners?
Am I willing to cut that out?
It's completely up to the girl.
Yeah, I think that is a good point.
There's certainly going to be, I think, like with anything.
Well, maybe not like with anything, because I think there's there, let's, I'm not trying to be offensive to anybody, but there is to some degree a stigma associated with sex work.
I'm not trying to make any judgments about any of the girls on the panel here.
I'm sure you all agree, though, that there is a stigma, whether it's deserved or not, whatever your stance on it may be, there is some degree stigma associated with sex work.
So there is a subset of men, a group of men, a cohort of men, that are just flat out not going to want to date a girl who does OnlyFans or who's done porn.
Yeah.
But if, and I think that was a good way you put it, it could be 10%, 20%, who knows, maybe 50%.
There's still a, I mean, that's still a large pool of men, you know, but yeah, it's, it's, and then, and then girls also have to understand that men will put girls in categories like this girl is a recreational use only type of girl.
And then this one is a, I'm really trying to show this girl to my parents type deal.
Yeah.
Jayman $973 donated $99.
Yes, I'm a Christian in Houston as well.
My DMs are also open.
Okay, I'm leaving now.
Good night, everyone.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Bye, Jay.
She's blushing a little bit.
Amen.
She's blushing a little bit, Jay.
Hey, Jay, thank you for your TTS, man.
Appreciate it.
Did you have more you wanted to?
Yeah, that was kind of it.
Just some girls will disqualify themselves and not even know it by doing certain things.
But yeah, I don't know.
It's kind of just me personally, I wouldn't do it because, you know, if I'm going to actually marry a girl and take her seriously, I wouldn't bring that type of girl to my parents and my mother and father because I wouldn't be able to seek myself.
Bender the offender donated $99.
For the of girls, if you meet the man you want to marry, but he told you no only fans, would you delete it?
If he can like provide for me, then yes, I would delete it.
I don't want to do OnlyFans.
She was.
Oh.
I just heard Hyderia.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
You should have ASMR'd that shit on stream.
Like if man's had the money to like provide for me and like I'll be like your housewife, then like yes, I will like 100% delete it.
Like I don't want to do OnlyFans forever.
That's like not like my end goal.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So if I met the man of my dreams and he was like, delete your OnlyFans and he could afford to supplement, to supplement me and him, then yeah.
How much money would a guy need to make for that to be the case?
I mean, I never really put deep thought into it, but I don't know.
Just throw a number out there.
A good amount?
A million dollars a year?
Like what kind of lifestyle do you want to live, you know?
I don't really care that much about having a very luxurious lifestyle.
I'm just like, you know, like if I'd be pretty happy if I was just like a housewife, like, you know, like have kids, like, stay at home, like, clean, cook, blah, blah, blah.
Just get taken care of.
Would like 100K do it for you?
Like 100K for like me set aside for me?
No, like he makes 100K a year.
That puts him in the top 10%, maybe top 15.
Because you said you wanted a man to make at least like the same as you or a little more, right?
Yeah.
So like how much like same as me, but like that's like if we were still both making income together.
It's like I feel like so that's like double, like you know, dual income.
But like I feel like he would definitely have to make like a lot more if he just wanted me to quit my job, you know?
Because like I want to live comfortably too.
I'm thinking about that concept.
Like I don't know how much you make, but let's assume there is a guy that makes more than that.
Do you think he would choose you or a girl who didn't have a OF if he had the option?
You see what I'm saying?
Like it's going to kind of, I guess, buy you in a way.
Like a guy to date you is going to have to have money, right?
You see what I'm saying?
I would hope so, yeah.
So it's like, if a guy has that much money, don't you think he would find a girl who didn't do what you do?
Or is that a crazy conversation?
I mean, like, maybe, but, like, his question is if, is, like, if I would delete my OnlyFans if the guy wanted me to.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking, like, if I'm a multi, multi-millionaire, I would probably just pick the girl that doesn't have one, so I don't even have to worry about asking.
But that's just me personally.
I'm frankly.
You're not the one for her.
Yeah.
It just takes one for a lifelong partner.
It's valid.
I mean, I'm friends with plenty of prawn people and stuff.
They dope.
But yeah.
Just had to put that out there.
I don't do OnlyFans, but I would 100%, if I did, 100% stop it.
I was going to marry, right?
If I was going to...
Sure.
Yeah, I would.
But I'm Adam too, so I can't say that, actually.
Would you say, do you make half a million dollars a year?
Do you make below or above that?
Well, I just started making a lot of income, so I don't really know how to answer that yet.
For annual?
Yeah, for annual.
Because, yeah, so.
If the current income you're making now continued for another year, would you be making over half a million dollars?
I don't feel comfortable answering that.
What the IRS ain't coming for you?
You're good.
I'm homies with that.
I know, but like, I don't feel comfortable answering that.
Even a range?
Hey, that's fun.
That's funny.
No, I'm just curious, like, just to get a sense of how much the guy would have to earn to match your level.
Because if you're making like 50K a year on OnlyFans, there's like a decent amount of men.
I think the average income for men is like $45,000 a year or something.
So there's like a decent amount of men that are close to your income range.
But like the thing with content creation, I've got some content creators here.
Like you can, like the scale that you can make money, it's insane.
So like you can make 100K in a month doing content, doing OnlyFans.
So I'm just like trying to get a sense because there's some chicks on OnlyFans who make six figures a month.
Like that's a top one in terms of income.
Like only one person, I think less than 1% of men are making that much money.
So at that point, you're after like a top 1% men when it comes to income.
I think if men can set the boundary openly that they wouldn't date someone with an OF, then the OF creators can set the boundary of saying that they don't want to share how much they make.
Just because she's just because she said no multiple times.
Yeah.
No, that's fine.
Just.
Yeah, it wasn't like really, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, if you don't want to share, that's totally fine.
So, okay, I'm trying to remember where the, where we were, uh, how did we get onto the other side?
I think the question, like, for the.
Oh, it was a TTS that came up.
What's that?
Like, just the question for, like, if you would stop OF.
And do you want to answer this since you do OF?
Yeah, so, I mean, personally, I really like what I do.
I have a lot of fun doing it, and I only post what I want to post.
And I feel like if I was going to be marrying a guy that, you know, he would, we would have probably already crossed that bridge, and he would probably be okay with it.
Because I don't think I would be with somebody who wouldn't be okay with something that I like to do and something that I have fun doing.
Wait, you said you have fun doing it?
Yeah.
I love making content.
Wait, you have fun doing OF?
Yeah.
Do you have fun doing OF?
Yeah, it's fun.
But like, I mean, do you enjoy it because of the money you make?
I mean, maybe like a little bit of both because it's like I get to like take pictures and look pretty, you know, and I get like paid to do that.
So it's like fun.
It's like a fun job.
Okay.
We have Mr. Cappadocia here.
Hey, man, thank you for the super chat.
Ladies, why do you think you'd make a good co-host for the whatever podcast?
I mean, I didn't know that was on the table, but I don't think I would.
Actually, you know what?
We.
Should we bring on another you?
It's up to you.
It's your show.
Okay, you're going to have to move to Santa Barbara, and then we're going to put you like half the time.
You're going to be in the corner.
Like, we just have you the background character.
You're just going to be like this.
Another kiki.
But you're going to be on the other side.
So Madison's on this side and then you're on that side.
It's all good.
We don't even get a mic.
Good.
We don't even get a mic.
We just sit back.
You just sit there and make weird faces like she's been doing.
So it's a good gig.
It's a solid gig.
It's fun.
It's making a change in the world.
You're really impacting the next generation of people.
That's cute.
Yeah, it's good.
Let's see.
I think we're all caught up on the super chat.
It's 11 and 11.
Before we wrap up here, I'd like to give everyone one last opportunity.
If there's anything dating related any of you would like to get off your chest, maybe you have a hot take.
Maybe you have something that's frustrating you about dating.
I'd like to go around the table on this.
So let's start with you.
Go ahead.
Hot take.
Or like something dating related you want to get off your chest.
Men are pissing you off in some way.
Maybe there's something frustrating about dating.
Just anything.
Well, we were actually talking about this in the car.
How do you guys, do you guys think that guys and girls can just be friends?
Like, you don't think so?
Nope.
Okay, because I have a guy best friend and I don't think we would ever do anything.
And then like, I know, like, like when I, when you're dating a guy and he has like a girl best friend, that's like a huge thing.
So do you, who thinks, like, who thinks they could just.
Like, it could be, I think it could be true, like, you're truly just friends, but it's definitely not going to be good for your relationship to have a best friend.
I think it depends on the boundaries that you set with the friend that's the opposite sex.
Like, I have a best friend who is my, he's one of my best friends in the entire world.
And he is my brother, and I am his sister.
We have completely different political, religious, and moral views, and it would never work.
And we do not view each other in any way other than platonic.
And so I don't think I would get in the way of his partner, and he would never get in the way of my partner because I'm not getting any emotional stability from him.
He's just one of my really close friends.
Do you think your appearance has any play into it?
Like if you were, let's say, 550 pounds and had burns all over your face, is he still going to be your best friend?
Sorry for the burn victim.
I mean, I don't know.
Hold on, hold on just a sec.
Imagine having a little kid affecting your man's image, coming across any circumstances.
Well, that's for me.
I think it's for me.
I mean, I have thought of the repercussions of my actions.
Again, I only post what I want to post, and I am comfortable with what I've posted up until this point.
And I don't think that it would affect my life in the future with a family and kids.
You don't think it will have an impact?
I don't think so.
Not with what I post.
I mean, do you have any concerns about bullying?
Perhaps the kid might get bullied.
If you want to have kids.
I don't even know if OnlyFans is going to be a thing when I'm having kids, you know?
I feel like it might be something bigger, if anything.
Internet, you know.
Maybe AI.
Kind of forever.
Internet forever.
Yeah.
I mean, it's true.
I mean, everything is on the internet forever.
Like little Timmy and his friends, right?
Yeah.
Teenagers are brutal, ruthless.
Hey, fucking Maximilian, I just saw your mom getting three-way.
Well, I feel like everyone likes having a hot mom, no?
I don't see any problem with that.
But it comes to an extent where it's like your friends actually see your hot mom, and then you see your hot mom naked.
Like naked, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like if I saw my mom naked on a site, I'd be like really traumatized.
Well, it happened to Kim Kardashian.
I was thinking, she survived, so I just survived.
I mean, isn't her family a mess?
Yes.
Like, last of all, I would not look to them to be aware of that.
I don't know if Kim Kardashian's the best.
Look, she's extremely wealthy and successful financially, but her husband.
She's been divorced multiple times.
I think it's like three marriages.
But there was people who got divorced anyways.
Like, the divorce rate is so high.
Apostolunda score, Victor donated $100.
Hey, thank you, Victor.
Internet is a cruel place.
I don't judge you, but it's a fact.
If your man will be into politics or business, there will be a witch hunt if you do of.
If your kid is vulnerable, everyone will jump on it.
Much love, Bree.
Brie, huh?
How dare you call me Brie?
Yo, Victor, thank you very much for your TTS, man.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, I do think that is a like if your boyfriend or husband or whatever, he there are certain careers maybe where it doesn't matter, but if like, I don't know, if he goes to like an important business function or he's a politician, like I don't think you would ever see like a major politician, it would probably impact his electability, for example,
if his spouse was like did porn, you know?
We can whether that's right or wrong, you know, we can have a conversation, but like practically speaking, I do think it might have a negative impact on like if you're trying to run for office or you know have some business function and like a few episodes ago, we did bring up like an article about like a kid whose mom did like only deleted himself or he was desires of deleting himself.
Yeah, wow, you're casey was constantly dark, Madison.
You pulled it up well, you're bringing it up.
Okay, oh, I was just saying, because we were talking about that, but sure.
Okay, we were going around the table.
I believe I'm trying to recall.
We were at her.
Oh, we were talking.
I think.
Holy shit, these guys are on fire.
We need to get these girls some energy drinks.
The problem for the child is that your content may circulate throughout the school past the friend group.
Then it becomes a serious issue.
I was thinking about it.
It's kind of crazy, like, in 20 years, how many kids, parents, like nudes are just going to be out there.
Like, if you think about how many people do OnlyFans and Porn, like, there's going to be a lot of that.
Maybe that could be something the friends can bond about.
Yeah.
Oh, here.
Oh, yeah.
This is my mom's milkers.
Let me see.
Yours.
Check this.
Oh, my mom has bigger tits than you.
What's up?
I don't know what the fuck they're going to be comparing about, but good times.
Good times.
Wow, the TTS people are really going in on the children.
I hope you guys have thick skin.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you don't do OF.
No, I don't.
Is it in the pipeline?
It's in the works.
Oh, no, no.
Never.
I don't know.
No, okay.
Okay.
All right.
You were saying, like, friends.
Can men and women be friends?
Yeah, yeah.
I think.
Oh, and then yes, you're going to be.
Oh, yeah.
So I don't know.
Our friendship and our like our relationship is based off of things that have our trauma and we've helped each other through it.
So I don't think that this, what I looked like would ever have to do with what he went through and what I helped him get through and what he's helped me get through.
I think looks can definitely add to it though.
Say like if you have like a very attractive boy best friend, it would be angry for your significant other because it's like, oh, you're best friends with like a really hot dude.
Like there has to be some.
I do also agree that men and women cannot just be friends.
Eventually, one or the other is going to have an attraction, whether it's physical, mental, emotional, eventually.
There's just no way to stop that.
Especially if they're both straight.
I think women can be friends with men, but I don't know if men can be friends with that.
Yeah, that.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Because like, actually, you know what?
Maybe we can do a new.
Well, first off, let's just say, who thinks men and women can genuinely be friends?
Show of hands.
Not best friends.
Genuine.
And you were saying you have like a really close male friend, correct?
Dawson.
Best friend.
Are you single currently?
Yes.
Is he single currently?
Yes.
Can you pull up your phone, pull out your phone right now, text him, be like, is he watching?
I don't think we can't do a call just because California wiretapping lost.
Should I just say, yo, you fuck?
Well, I want you to make it believable.
So I want you to text him.
And it has to be, does he know you're on the show?
Because you guys are best friends.
He does.
Should I?
Is he watching right now?
I have another guy best friend.
Here, how many male friends do you have?
I have a lot.
Okay, I want you to text every single one of them.
Every single one.
Every single one of them.
All these friendships are going to be burned to the ground.
Girls are all going to be like, yes.
I want you to.
What's like something that doesn't make it seem like it's an obvious person?
I know.
I can't just say, you know what, fuck.
You could say, hey, what is there?
I don't know.
Or like ask them to hit her.
Like, you can ask them.
Ask them, Hannah.
You like, come over with Sagar.
Do you want to come over tomorrow night?
Winky face.
No, I think.
Yeah, winky face.
Well, do you text like that?
Like, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
How about instead of like.
We go to answer already.
Instead of going for a hookup, what about it's something more like, hey, listen, like a confession of love.
Not like I have something on my heart.
A confession of like, hey, listen.
But that's so awkward for him.
And for their friends, what if he's like, yeah, you might ruin him?
Yeah, that's just like a bridge burner.
I'm telling you, he's not.
Yeah, just listen.
There's plenty of men out there you can be friends with.
Just sabotage all your friends.
Imagine he does that.
Okay.
Send.
Okay, so send chat.
Maybe chat can help us find what we should send.
I need help.
What should the verbatim message be that she's going to send to seven of your male friends?
Okay, listen to that.
That's it.
Three.
Let's do three.
Three's a good number.
Lucky number.
Three's.
Wait.
There's a saying about three, right?
Yeah.
Three's a company.
Okay.
So I'm stressing.
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
She's single, guys.
I'm single, you goofball.
You couldn't be super direct.
Just be like, hey, what's up?
I'm horny.
No, I could just know.
I was thinking Matt.
Hey, I'm going to be home alone later tonight.
Oh, my gosh.
Can you get away?
Or what about this?
Is not super direct, but like, what about, hey, are you down to cuddle?
Is that your bad?
I think the home alone one is good.
I think what she just said, hey, I'm home alone.
Do you want to come over?
But that could still be interpreted as kind of like I just want to kick it.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
I'm not like, do you want to sleep over?
Oh, yeah, that could be good.
Like, I'm home alone.
Do you want to come over?
I think cuddle is good.
Do you want to cuddle?
Because no one asks just friends.
You won't say, I'm home alone.
What you got?
I do that with my friends all the time.
I think it's still friendly.
It could still be a little bit more.
Can we down to cuddle?
But what if I'm like, hey, I'm home alone tonight?
You want to come over and cuddle?
Boom.
It's good.
Maybe with a winky face.
A literal winky colour.
It's not the emoji winky face like that.
Like a little semi-call-in.
Yeah.
This is weird text in this.
Blast it out.
Just blast it out, and then we're going to see what's going on.
And if you want to say you were joking, it's on camera.
Yeah, then you can just, yeah, you just say, hey, I was on the table.
Okay, hey, that's one.
What did you send?
I said, I'm home alone later tonight.
I want to come over and cuddle.
I think that's good.
I think that's good.
That's good.
Did you do a winky face?
I did do a winky face.
But not the emoji, like the listening.
Like the actual.
There we go.
Let's fucking go.
Fuck emojis.
This guy's out on a trip, so I'm going to say.
You literally use emojis all the time.
Dude, what the fuck?
What?
Cut over kettle.
He's in the chat.
He's in the chat.
Oh, what?
Oh, my God.
What do we do?
Another guy, another guy, another guy.
It's too late.
You said you have seven dudes.
Yeah, he's in the chat.
It's not going to work.
Even perfect.
He'll respond to that.
That means immediate response.
Yeah, he'll respond faster.
I got to pick this.
No, but like, wait, you got to take it?
No, I got to pick a good one.
Pick one that you want to do.
But like, he's watching, so like, what's his name?
Is he watching right now?
I hope you're not watching, Dawson.
Yo, Dawson.
Get out.
No, Dawson, send her a message.
Like, he's single, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you DTF?
Dawson?
Like, would you smash?
And Nishi and Wonder, I could do.
I don't think he's watching.
Are you into Dawson, though?
No.
Am I playing Love Mate?
Or Matchmaker here?
No.
You're just friends.
No, best friends.
Oh, my.
L's in the chat for Dawson.
I'm sorry, bro.
I tried.
I tried my best.
Oh, he answered.
He said, I'm in Hawaii.
What the fuck?
All caps.
Yo, he wants to be awesome.
He wants to get laid.
Say, what about when you get back?
Say, why don't we say that?
Huh?
So when you get back.
When you get back?
Is he.
He said I'm in Hawaii.
He didn't say no.
Dude, he's so sad.
It's almost as if he's not your friend.
Did you do the third guy?
Shit.
Hit the third guy.
Hit the third guy.
Okay, well, Loki, I feel like these other guys might be.
Just send it to seven.
Fuck it.
Send it to all of us.
Copy paste the message.
But yeah, I don't.
What?
What was that?
What did he say?
Someone said something?
He's typing.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
Don't.
Respectfully, nah.
He's watching, though.
That's not fair.
No, he's not.
Oh, this is a different guy.
That's the Hawaii guy?
No, this is a different guy.
Damn.
Dawson's Creek.
The respectfully.
Ain't no way.
Is it TV show from the business?
This is Nishienne.
He said respectfully no.
That's one guy.
Nishian?
Nishian Wonder.
Isn't that a solidified friendship?
That is a really cool name.
It's a fun name.
Okay.
Is that like what?
What else you got for us?
I can't read it.
Wait, can you make that facial expression again?
I think we missed it, but yeah, she made that facial expression.
What you got for us?
What did he say?
What did he say?
Here, I'll show you.
Can I just show you?
You won't say anything?
Here, I'll read it.
How about that?
Okay.
Turn it up.
Okay.
Yeet.
Can I read it?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't say anything.
Nishan.
I can't read it once you're done with your home.
Don't just say that.
Whoa, what?
Don't read it.
Don't read it.
Read it to yourself and your home.
I can't read that.
Okay, that was respectful.
That was respectful.
Not really.
Are you serious?
No, no, no, no, yeah, no.
I don't want to text anyone else.
You don't?
No.
Wait, so you're messing with his homie?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, I thought you were single.
Single.
We're like talking.
You're talking.
Single enough.
Okay, the other guy said the 23rd, because I said, when do you get back?
A Hawaii man.
You say, do you want to when you get back?
Any other girls here at the table want to give this one a crack?
Do you have any male friends?
You're in a relationship.
Frankie knows my male friend.
Yeah, well you're in a relationship.
Are you down to text one of your male friends and see if they're you text a male friend?
See if he's down too.
I'll text a male friend.
Will you text a male friend?
See if he's down.
Oh, my mind passed.
Let me make sure he's not watching.
Let me make sure he's not watching.
They say no.
No, I want to see, because I feel like at least one lady friend would say yes.
I don't have any female friends.
I'm not friends with men.
I'm friendly, but I don't have any female friends.
Protect your peace.
Like, yeah, I don't think I would.
It's a great, great friend.
Yeah, they're just friendly or business relationships.
Did you just fart?
No.
Oh.
I heard, like, did anyone hear that little crap?
The only person that's fighted on this body message is you're not going to be able to do it.
That is true.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Who else we got?
Should I send the same message?
Yeah.
Wait, Nick, have you pulled up these supers that are pending?
Hi, Gary.
I miss you.
It's one of my friends.
Aw.
Did you pull those up?
Okay, just, yeah.
I'm going to text my friend.
I'm going to log in this.
I saw that those.
Really?
Is that a Pokemon tattoo?
Yeah, it's a Luxray.
Based.
It's cute.
Thanks.
Based.
Have you heard back?
Wait.
I don't even know if he's going to leave.
I think it's going to be your girlfriend.
You think it's tough?
What do you do into that microphone, Madison?
No, I'm just what do you do they look at do they look at yourself?
It's like maybe you're gonna do any of my guys at all.
Not that I know of.
I don't know.
I've always wondered that.
I feel like that'd be one thing I'd be scared of if I were to do it.
I'd be like, what?
Yeah.
Wait, read it.
No, read it.
Nishan just said, tell Riley I say hi.
He's down back.
Okay, so he's watching the shit.
She's in the middle of the moment.
He's on laughter.
Bro didn't tune in in the beginning.
Okay, we'll check back in on that a little bit.
Here, let's keep it moving so we can try to wrap up here pretty soon.
I've got a long drive.
Do you have anything dating related that you'd like to get off your chest?
I have like a funny, kind of like a funny, like, not necessarily a story, but I'm going to say, my ex used, one of my exes, he used to get turned on whenever I cried.
Oh, no.
Yeah, like I would actually be like, I would be like, I've been there.
No, like sad crying.
Like, he would get hard.
Yeah, I've been there.
I feel like it's because guys are like, oh, like, you're like a little baby.
It turns me off.
Kind of like, I would be boring.
Do you like me that much?
Yeah, no.
I'd be like bowling my eyes out.
And then he would take my hand, put it on his dick, and it was hard.
That's so sad.
Was this like a Pavlov's dog thing where?
Like, did you start that?
You started crying and then you started getting like horny too, kind of?
No, What did you do?
I was just like, I mean, I kind of laughed at it because he told me beforehand.
Like, I think like a month or two into us dating, he was like, yeah, like, I don't know.
Like, it just happens.
Like, it happened with my ex.
It's like, oh, okay.
And, like, I don't know.
I just, I told him, I was like, you know, is that why you don't, you're not really like empathetic with me when I cry?
Because you get turned on.
Because, like, he wasn't really that good with comforting me either.
There's something.
So I don't know.
Good times.
Yeah.
I get turned off if a girl's crying.
Really?
That's a kind of a turn off.
Why?
Certainly not a turn on.
Like, oh, yeah, she's fucking sad.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You know?
Yeah, that's weird.
Because I don't know.
He was like, oh, you just look so cute.
Are you a pretty crier?
I don't know.
I guess.
But since he got turned on when you cried, like, because some people will cry about small things or anything.
Like, would you actually be crying over some heavy shit?
And he'd like, oh my God, my fucking pet fish just died.
And you're starting to cry.
And he's like, bro, I'm sorry about your fish, but let's fuck.
The one time that I do remember crying and he told me that he was hard was when I was like going away for like a little while and I wasn't gonna see him.
Okay.
So I was like crying about that.
I was like, he got hard.
He was going away sex.
That's an emotional situation.
I have an emotional situation.
No, but I'd say I would cry over something stupid.
Like I'm getting like really frustrated over something and I cry about it.
Like he would still get hard.
What'd you get frustrated over?
Like I don't know.
I can't really think of an example because I like to blank out my trauma.
But like, yeah.
Okay.
Awkward.
Just kidding.
I'm kidding.
That's an interesting kink.
Yeah.
But like, okay, so hold on.
You didn't tell us though.
You cry.
He gets a stiffy.
Do you go along with it?
Or you're like, no, babe, stop.
I think one time.
One time, I let him fuck me while I was crying.
While you were crying?
Yeah.
Did it ever take you out of a cry, like you're crying, and you're like, bro, he's at full mass.
Let's fucking go.
I think it was like, yeah, that one time.
That one time.
Because I feel like it's kind of hard to cry and have sex at the same time.
I don't know.
Have you guys ever tried that?
No, no.
No.
I mean, like.
It was like a one-time thing.
Damn.
You know what's the chair?
I'm not going to say it.
Never mind.
Say it.
Okay, like, this is.
Oh, my God.
This is kind of haram.
But, okay.
You know, it's kind of like.
Ryan, you know, okay, here we go.
Have you ever been inside a puns?
Have you ever been inside of a woman?
And she, like, coughed.
And it, like, squeezed?
You know, we can't.
You know what I'm talking about?
We can control that.
Yeah.
I'm wondering if a girl crying could have an impact on the pussy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what if it was...
I feel like that's all it is.
Also, laughing, like if a girl laughs, you can control.
Oh, yeah.
She laughs.
Hold on, let me make it.
Like, you know, it squeezes.
It can't go.
Pussy squeezes.
Yeah, we can just control it.
No, but like if, bro, having sex with a girl when she's sick, bro, if she's coughing, it's gone.
It's game over.
Wait, leave.
Is that a kink?
Is that a kid?
That's sick.
She gets turned on when she's coughing.
Bro, it's.
You would risk the thing.
Like, she just have a whooping cough.
And you're like, we've got to get it in right now.
Quick, quick, quick.
The more sickness.
Why do you have that coughing fit?
We got to get it in.
Whooping cough pussy is the best pussy.
I've never explained that.
Wait, so you like that or something?
No, it's not like I'm trying to get chicks with fucking diseases.
So like if she has a whooping saddle, I'm not like one time.
I did like Google women with like lung cancer.
I did kind of.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm joking.
I was just asking.
I'm just saying, bro, you've never like your chick was sick and fucking she'd be coughing and shit and you're like, oh, kind of feels good.
So like whenever your girl gets sick, you're like, hell yeah.
So whenever like your girl gets sick, you're like, hell yeah.
I'm going to fuck the shit out of her.
Well, here's the thing, right?
In years past, now I'm like, stay away from me, 10 days, isolation, goodbye.
But like, you know, back in the day, if she was sick, I was sick, whatever.
I feel like people were less, you know, less aware.
Like, people would just hang out with sick people.
Now it's a bit more like, oh, somebody's sick.
I kind of, I don't want to hang out with you, you know?
I think now we're much more aware of like, oh, that's how.
She won't snumble.
What?
What?
She won't snob.
What?
For commentation, I'm just like, dad.
What are they saying?
It is so fucking funny.
Oh, COVID was my fucking shit, dude.
Oh, my God.
My peak sex life.
Brian made COVID just.
I got COVID-COVID.
Come over.
I invented fucking COVID.
It wasn't.
Bro, I'm just saying.
Whooping cough, pussy.
I'm just saying.
It's good.
What were you talking about?
I have no idea.
She was saying how she was crying and you were.
Oh, the crying.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm making this shit all about me.
I'm sorry.
No, it was a funny, funny getting to know you kind of thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
But like every time you like, you slapped away the dick.
I only donated $99.
This is by far the nicest panel you've had a long time.
They're all nice.
No stress.
All engaged in the conversation and all interesting and intriguing.
And I suddenly have an urge to have a watermelon crushed on my skull.
On your skull.
He wants you to stand above him while he's laying on the ground with the skull.
Oh, and the watermelon.
What was that?
I think a phone.
Oh, it was a mic that was on the ground.
It's okay.
Okay, do I just leave it there?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
It's all good.
Okay, thank you for your bigger lonely.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
I mean, we did have the two girls rage quit.
It was more like one.
One rage quit, and then the friend tagged along.
But that wasn't too bad.
They just dipped.
It wasn't a big one.
More space.
More space.
Although there are.
Yeah, it's been pretty good.
Okay, so you had your crying thing.
That's cool.
Oh, you didn't answer.
But every single time, like, you're crying, he's like trying to, you know, put it down.
He didn't tell me every single time that I was crying that he was turned on.
Like, it happened like a handful of times.
Yeah, but there were some physical indicators, like the bulge in his pants, right?
That might be fun.
Yeah.
I mean, like, you know, when I'm crying, it's not like I'm looking down at the bulge of his pants.
Like, I'm kind of more concerned about the reason why I'm crying, right?
That would be the first place I look.
I'm crying.
I feel like I'm not.
Hold on, let me assess the situation.
Does he have a heart on, you know?
Like, in the back of my head, I'm like, I'm bawling my eyes out.
Like, are you turned on?
You know?
Because, like, now is not really the time.
That's really selfish of him.
Because here you are.
That's for a reason.
Here you are, like, in a vulnerable state, and you're upset about something.
Maybe you need some consoling.
And in the back of your head, you're like, bro, his python's erect.
Yeah.
And it just must have really fucked with you.
Because in the back of your head, he's like, you're probably thinking he's not in the right state of mind to really fucking be there for me.
She said he was bad at comfort.
He looked pretty bad at me.
Like, when you were crying, like, what do you like?
Like, what would he do?
Like, just stand there?
Yeah.
He would just say, like, I'm sorry.
But, like, in general, he wasn't really a very emotional person.
Like, he was kind of really monotone.
Did he hug you or like, would he just stand there and dress?
Like, he would hug me.
What's the reverse of a boner?
That's what goes soft.
That's called a race.
Like an inverted penis.
If a girl's crying, whatever that is, I get that.
So you like blueballed him every single time.
I'm just kidding.
Please don't be insensitive to her situation this time.
Please don't be insensitive.
I'm not for it.
I'm not for it.
Someone said that happened to you.
Someone said it's complex.
I'm being very rude to her right now.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Okay, good.
You brought up the coffin.
What you got for us?
Anything dating related?
Well, it's literally my life as a dating coach talk about it every day.
But I would say as a little final note vibe, I think men and women alike overcomplicate dating and overconsume info about dating.
And that in order to date, you need to go on dates.
In order to get into a relationship, you need to carry yourself as if you want to actually commit to someone.
And I think it's a problem on both ends.
And also, I have a friend who is waiting for me, so I have to leave because she has nowhere else to go without me driving her back home.
Does she want to come on the podcast real quick?
It's the friend who could not.
Yeah.
So if you're down, so just stay.
We're going to wrap up here pretty soon.
Because it's almost midnight.
You want to give it like five minutes?
You got five minutes.
I can do five minutes.
Okay, we'll do it.
She's watching.
So if we don't ride.
Girl, I'll catch you in the middle.
If we don't wrap within five minutes, feel free to excuse yourself.
But what about you?
I guess I just think that women shouldn't, they should be able to have an option to have a form of birth control, but not oral birth control because anything that has to do with hormonal birth control, I don't think they should be able to have it because it actually really affects their choice in mate.
There was a experiment called the sweaty t-shirt study, and basically a bunch of men were not allowed to wear cologne or deodorant.
They were forced to run on a treadmill for a certain amount of time.
Their shirts were taken, put in bags, and there was a control group of women and a woman, a group of women that were on birth control.
And they had to rate the smell of these t-shirts based off of levels of attractiveness.
And basically what they found is that the women who were in the control group, the ones who weren't on birth control, they chose men with opposite immune system profiles, which basically gave their children a better chance at just being more adept and having a better immune system and ability to fight off diseases and stuff like that.
But the women who were on birth control, it was completely randomized or it was just the opposite of what would be beneficial for their own immune system profile and genetic offspring.
Yeah, I mean, I definitely heard that apparently women who are on birth control are they find feminine characteristics like more attractive in men, whereas if they're not on birth control, they're more attracted to like more masculine traits.
Yeah, definitely.
Apparently that's a thing.
And something I heard related to that is a woman who is on birth control, met a guy, if they get off birth control, they can lose attraction for their partner.
That even happens in marriages.
Yeah.
If they're on birth control, like say you're on birth control, you're dating a guy, you get off birth control, and then you actually could lose attraction for the guy.
That happened to me.
Yeah.
I've seen it with friends too.
It happened to you?
It happened to me.
What was this?
I was on birth control for a bit, and then I was in a relationship with someone for three and a half years.
And two years into the relationship, I got off the birth control.
And that whole year of being off of it, I woke up realizing, oh my God, this is not the person I thought I was dating.
And I wasn't really attracted to him physically at all.
You lost physical attraction.
Lost physical attraction.
Was he one of the guys who was smaller than you?
Yes.
Ah, okay.
And just emotional attraction as well.
I realized he wasn't fulfilling the needs that I needed as a woman because he wasn't being a man.
Has anybody else had that experience?
Luckily, I didn't have that experience.
Who here is on birth control?
I hopped off.
What is this?
You're either on birth control or you're not.
What are you taking plan Bs every week?
What's up?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I am.
I'm just like, some days, like, I'm not the best at remembering, you know?
But I'll do...
Careful, boys.
But I also do like pregnancy tests every month, you know, just to be safe.
Damn.
Damn.
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
Anything dating?
I guess.
Do you want to get off your chest?
I guess as a Christ-fearing woman, it's really hard to find Christ-fearing men in this world because everything is so immediate and instant.
And so it's hard to find men and women, honestly, as friends who have self-control.
That's it.
Self-discipline.
Okay.
Yeah, self-discipline.
Okay.
Chance.
Chance.
His name's Really.
Yeah, my final thoughts.
I have a bit of a pessimistic view of dating in general.
Like, and even you being like a match or what, like a dating neck coach, those apps, I just saw a video recently.
Apps aren't meant to even help people get on dates.
Like, they're meant to keep you on there because if two people meet and have a successful relationship, the app loses business.
So, they're incentivized to keep your lonely ass on there, swipe it for more people.
And they strategically will put ugly ones in there and then put a cute one in there, knowing that intermittent reinforcement.
There you go.
I mean, you get it.
You know how the apps work.
Hinge is a bit better about it, but you need to be very intentional to actually take advantage of their whole design-to-be-deleted thing.
And I just think about how, yeah, back in the olden days, like just dating was simpler.
When your parents met, it was simpler.
There was no all the girls here have gotten a hundred times more like attention than I get, and I have millions of followers.
So it's like, how does a normal guy even compete in this dating market?
You can't.
Like, if a regular girl's getting 50 to 100 DMs, approaches, whatever, how do you even stand a chance?
So, I feel really bad for the majority of men who don't have a lot of success in a dating pool.
And I don't know what the solution is.
I feel like you just have to level up the best you can, appearance-wise, financial-wise, everything, because the competition is like it's crazy.
I mean, can I comment on that?
I agree and disagree because none of the messages that I ever receive, I ever respond to.
I would only, as a for myself, I would only pursue a man who is pursuing me in person and making an effort appearance-wise, shows me that he has ambition, etc.
And, but there's a lack of that.
Can you give me the posture check from you?
I feel like you're slouching enough.
I'm looking out for you.
I'm looking out for you.
It's all good.
My booster seat keeps slipping.
Okay.
I don't know what I was saying.
No, I see what you're saying.
Like, you specifically won't answer DMs.
I'm not sure if most girls behave like that.
I think girls will, most girls will answer certain DMs from certain guys, but it's just like, how do you compete with?
I know, like, y'all are getting blue checks and athletes and like some really top-tier guys.
How does a regular dude even get close to that?
Like, you can't.
They don't.
You don't.
And then they end up, hey, can I pay a two grand to kick me in the nuts?
Like, I have seen statistics.
Like, I've done thorough just like checks to make sure it's from actual studies.
And then asking men I know, asking my like ex when we were still together, men are not having sex these days.
Whereas every girl I know, if she isn't celibate, she has had sex whenever she wants to.
And it is a serious topic that I considered sending beforehand, but then I was like, eh.
Yeah.
So you're right.
So it's kind of a weird, dire situation.
Send the asteroid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, I don't know, I don't know what the solution is.
And we're in this era of like hating on men.
And I'm like, damn, I think men need the most help now more than ever.
But they also need each other's support.
Look, Ryan, keep going, Ryan.
I don't have too much more to go on that, but yeah, there's this gender war going on.
It's like, whoa, like there's so many men.
I mean, you hear the stories of kick me and spit on me and I'll pay you 100 bucks just to speak to me.
Like how incredibly sad is that?
I don't know if y'all could even fathom having to pay someone $100 just to speak to you.
And here we are, misogynist, toxic, this and that.
Like, that's why I like to try to, I don't know, root for guys.
Like, nobody's here to help men at all.
And it's cool to.
I'm literally helping men.
And I agree.
And there's a lot of very nice, good guys who just get overwhelmed from what I've observed from the whole alpha male podcast thing, like Fresh and Fit, which I never heard of until yesterday.
And that's why I think it's important for panels like this, people showing that it's okay to have your view.
If you're only getting one match a week, that's okay.
Because like I mentioned earlier, it just takes one person if you want to be in a relationship unless you're into poly.
And I know you have to go, but I did have one question for you.
Sorry to like string this on a little longer, Brian.
Have you ever told your male clients to be an asshole to girls?
Never to be a dick.
What typically happens, though, is they are scared of being seen as predatory or douchey.
So they end up never even asking a girl out.
So what I have done for most of them actually is say like, you don't need to ask her five questions in a row to try to seem like you're interested.
It's okay to like, like, she's dating you too.
So you do need to talk about yourself.
But I've never attracted, yeah, I attract very nice clients who feel awkward.
Never tell them to be douchey.
The most I've done is say, try to be a little bit more cool and maybe don't text her back one minute later at 7 a.m.
Yeah, I was like don't be desperate.
Like don't be a douche.
Because I look where women aren't attracted to nice men.
They would rather be treated like crap.
To desperate men, I would.
Yes.
Yeah.
And a lot of just nice guys.
Oh, yeah.
You like dicks?
Is that what you say?
I heard I like dicks.
No, like, kind of like when guys kind of don't give you as much attention and like stuff like that, it kind of makes me want to like chase them.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's about the chase.
And if I'm not chasing you, but that's like maturity versus immaturity.
Like you probably aren't going to find a husband if you're dating like that.
But you're not dating like that.
And at 18, you don't need a husband.
Like if guys don't do that, that's not like a breakpoint for me.
I'm just saying like.
If he's simping after you, you probably won't take him seriously.
No, I would.
I would for sure.
I've done that with a lot of guys.
I mean, isn't that pretty common?
Like girls like guys who are assholes.
I think it's kind of I feel like a lot of people do that.
Like it's the chase, you know what I mean?
I like when my man is like obsessed with me.
I like when my man is respectful and not an asshole.
Yeah.
Like I just know growing up, I was a nice guy and never got anything.
And then even me and my guy friends would be like, I said this to this girl and she loved it.
And I'm like, why do they like being mistreated or whatever?
And I don't want to be like that.
I don't want to be a villain.
But I got turned into a villain.
So sorry.
I think that depends on the women that you're going to be.
Yeah, or select women differently.
It's a trauma cycle.
So you're saying the women that I'm speaking to specifically are the ones that are into that.
And there's girls that are.
You attract what you put out or you attract the inverse of it.
So like my most long-term client, he used to just go on dates with the strangest woman.
Like one of them, she was like, yeah, I like to decapitate dead animals.
Yeah, that's crazy.
yeah but that's the woman said that yeah Yes, it was.
He used to attract very strange.
He also lives in like a rural area.
But that's when he was being a nice guy.
But in reality, he wasn't being nice.
He was letting himself be stepped on by letting her digital.
No, like he would just date strange women.
So I think if you're dating desperate or traumatized or hurt woman, then you just aren't selecting who you're dating.
Like, I'm not a place to be dating someone for the rest of my life.
I don't want a husband.
I'm not ready for that.
Therefore, the dudes who are carrying themselves in such a way that they want that type commitment should not be trying to talk to me.
Because when I say, oh, yeah, I'm flying out tomorrow.
So let's reschedule our date.
Like, I'm not.
Basically, reevaluate who you're attracting.
And if you feel like you have to be a douche to get them to like you, maybe don't go for them.
Yeah, well, I would say I completely understand your viewpoint.
I didn't attract any, like, being nice attracted nobody.
Being not nice attracts people.
Like, fair enough.
So it's like, but I'm just speaking for myself.
It's a busy love life or very.
Like, I think it's very fair to want to just go on a bunch of dates, get a bunch of action.
And if being not douchey, but a little bit less attentive, I think that's super valid.
And like, I have, not for very long, but I've worked with some men who want just casual dating.
And then it's a few little tweaks, and then boom, they get it.
And that's valid.
But if you want wifey, would wifey accept that behavior?
I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
What about your intentions?
Yeah, I'm at a point where I don't have to act anyway.
I'm just the way I am.
I'm able to weed through that.
I definitely don't have to put on like thousands of DMs.
Yeah, I have to weed through them all.
No, I've gotten to a better spot, but I remember being like a senior in high school, and it was like...
I was, yeah.
I was also going to say, I feel like the younger crowd of women are more into that.
Like a little, like, mature older women, like nice people.
They women that take care of them exactly.
But in their youth, who were they going after?
One of our previous male panelists on the show, Brandon, from way back.
And I don't know if any of you girls have heard this saying.
Maybe you've heard it.
I don't know if I necessarily agree with it, but have any of you heard the saying, if you treat her like dirt, she'll stick to you like mud.
Oh, no.
Interesting.
I've heard that.
It is catchy.
It is catchy.
I don't know if there's any truth to it, but I wonder if part of it is like maybe obviously women are attracted to confident men, self-assured men.
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If not now, maybe or not.
Do you want to collal an OA?
I'd be down.
Wait, actually?
Do you live in LA?
I live in Hollywood.
I live very close to Hollywood.
way no like yeah so stay tuned Stay tuned.
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Keep the Lincoln bio.
Haram.
Okay, so I forgot.
We were talking about like fucking.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how business sticks you, like, mud.
Business expense.
Well, I think, like, maybe when some women are younger, they're going to confuse like that arrogance or asshole behavior as for confidence.
Absolutely.
And maybe they are confident too.
So it's almost like they'd rather date a guy who's an asshole but confident than date a guy who's nice but weak or a guy who's nice but insecure because it's not attractive.
And also I think like for example there is I'm not an expert in psychology but like there is a phenomenon where women will like get in touch and there's a few potential explanations for this.
Women will contact men who are in prison seeking like romantic relationships with these men who are like murderers, killers.
Even like the fucking serial killers will get like attention from women.
They'll be like sending him letters.
They'll want to meet him.
Maybe even get married.
What did you send a letter to a prisoner the way you're looking at me right now?
Just the way you're looking.
I was like, I also feel like girls are into like, I've heard like some of my friends say this, that they like toxic relationships.
Like they like the fighting.
The drama.
I think that's part of it too.
Do you think that the worst thing you can do is bore a woman?
I think you can do anything except bore a woman.
So I think there's that component.
I think another component is like a guy who's a criminal, who's like a murderer, right?
He's capable of violence.
And I think it does, like, there's an evolutionary component of like a guy who's capable of violence, you can sort of see that, okay, he would be capable of, he would be prepared to defend you.
And it's like sort of this, I don't know.
That's right.
It's hot if a guy gets into like a fight over you.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
There's the pathology.
And then if you just take it like really far, then you get to the Britney Spears in love with a criminal.
I also feel like it's the aftermath of like the fight after, you know, when you have like, there's like after fight sex.
Talking about the after sex.
Yeah, have you guys heard of that?
Wait, what?
Just you.
Oh, no, you know what I'm talking about.
You fight and then after the best sex.
Oh, makeup.
Yeah, makeup sex.
Oh, makeup, like an argument?
Yeah, so like for a lot of people.
I've like heard this, like for a lot of people, they would like fight with their significant other, and then they have like really good sex after this.
Is this from first hand?
Yes.
Yes.
Experience.
Oh, so you would start shit with your boyfriend?
I wouldn't start shit on fire.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you would never start shit.
But also, like, and then after the fight, he'd like comfort you and stuff like that.
I think that's another reason.
I mean, I don't like toxic relationships, but I think that could be reasons why people do.
Okay, fair enough.
I'd rather a man fight another man over me than fighting me.
Well, it does.
But then there's another thing that I've spoken about with one of my other friends as well.
I'm a very calm, gentle guy, and the girls would be choke me, slap me, like in bed.
Oh, yeah.
And it's like, that's crazy.
Like, I don't want to hurt you.
Harder.
This and that.
And it's like, because there is something primal and instinctual about them wanting to be overpowered and dominated and violence.
And it's like, yo, I do not want to be violent.
I've only seen that in women who have like childhood trauma, though.
I feel like a lot of girls are like, I'm thinking about.
I can only speak from like the past like five years or something.
Every chick's like asking me wants to be statistically.
They've figured out that it's because more women are watching more porn.
And porn in like not only fans.
I mean, like the actual porn industry that they are so violent.
It's desensitizing women.
I hate men to buy.
You hate getting choked?
What about the let's explore like maybe if some of the girl do you prefer gentle or rough sex?
Gentle.
It just depends on my mood.
I don't mind either one.
Okay.
Depends on the man.
Depends on.
Okay.
I feel like it definitely depends on the mood.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
Just say you like to be choked.
You don't have to.
You guys can be honest.
Just say you like to get your hair pulled and get spanked and all this shit.
But there's obviously a time and place for different types of intercourse.
But yeah, it is quite the conundrum where it's like that fear and the danger and violence is like it's addicting.
Stress is addicting.
And so that's why women go bounce from toxic relationship to toxic relationship because once you're in one, you live off of chaos and you live off of toxic energy and stress.
And stress is cortisol in your body.
And so when you're addicted to that dopamine rush, once it goes away, you have to have it back because you withdraw from it.
So women are constantly seeking that dopamine rush because that's the only thing they know that they're getting dopamine from is abuse.
There definitely is like a rough sex meta.
It seems like.
You know what I think it might be?
Maybe the girls can weigh in on this.
I think they got corrupted by one dude.
There's like some dude.
Oh, yeah.
One guy who like is kind of into BDSM and he wants to tie you up and choke you and fucking spank you and put marks on you.
Maybe not like hit you, but like what you know, whatever it is.
And consensually.
Yeah.
And I think a lot of women might.
I mean, 50 Shades of Gray is like waste.
Yeah, it's a movie.
You could also be another thing in sex, too.
Sex has gotten a lot more aggressive, I feel like, in movies.
Word?
And I wonder if it's like kind of a I don't know what the right term is.
Maybe you guys can help me out with this.
I don't know if it's a domino effect or if it's a snowball, but it's like maybe girls are like heard something or they're like, they heard something from their girlfriends or they maybe had an experience with a guy and then they think, okay, all guys like that.
Okay, I'm going to ask him to choose.
It's like a trend.
Yeah, like snowball effect.
So then guys are seeing all the girls who are wanting to be, and then so the guys start like going for it.
And then the girls must think, oh, this is what all guys want.
And so they ask for it.
So it's like- I think that's exactly what it is.
It's like a positive, negative, positive reinforcement.
Wait, what's the term?
There's a term for this.
It's negative reinforcement.
Yeah.
Positive feedback loop.
I think.
That sounds about right.
Positive feedback loop.
Reinforcement is rewarding the behavior and positive is giving something rather than taking away.
So, yeah, good times.
We made it to a new day together.
Oh, my God.
Mr. Pay to win, you are on fire.
Thank you so much, man, for the gift of 20 subs on Twitch.
Much appreciate it.
Actually, why don't we do this right now?
Pull up Twitch really quick.
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Drop us a follow.
Drop us a prime sub.
Drop us.
Oh, Nick, can you ex out of those at the bottom?
Don't pull them.
Do not pull them.
No, no, no, no.
Come back.
Come back.
Actually, fuck it.
I'll do it later.
I don't know why people are sending me DMs.
Just X out.
Yeah, don't open them, though.
I don't know why they're.
I'll read those later, guys.
Yo, guys, drop us a follow on Twitch.
Drop us a Prime sub if you have one available on Twitch.
Twitch.tv slash whatever.
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Appreciate it.
Okay.
You went, Maddie, I don't know if you have anything.
Okay, cool.
I think I'm good on that.
Actually, we had one thing we have to do with Riley.
Oh, yeah.
You remember Riley?
Oh, wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
Because remember, you said that.
Oh.
I don't think we're doing that anymore.
That took so long now.
We're going to wrap very soon.
Trust me.
Trust me.
10 hours later.
By the way, I know you did say you have to take a look at this.
She's going to meet here and then.
Are you guys romantically linked?
No.
Okay, just.
We're both single.
Oh, never say never.
Okay.
But yeah, I know you mentioned you might have to excuse yourself.
So if you do.
Yeah, no.
I'm just looking at my phone to keep up.
Okay.
Wait, what was I going to do?
Why do I have?
I don't know why I have that.
Somebody.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Riz Riz up?
That's going to take too long.
Damn.
Wait, sorry, remind me.
What's your name again?
Beth.
Beth.
Okay, let's riz me up.
Let's go.
You?
You're the dude.
I'm the chick.
I'm the dude.
Yeah, we'll do just one and then.
Is this like in person?
In person.
Yeah.
What up, Shoddy?
Yo, Shodi, I like.
Wait, should we do this with Madison?
No.
Stop.
Don't laugh.
Yo, Shoddy, I like your earlobes.
Serial killer.
Can you make that face you made again?
It was kind of like a crumpled.
You crinkled your.
No, no, it wasn't that one, but.
So, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
So, what, what?
What?
Yo, Shodi, let me take you out.
Can I see your hand real quick?
Oh, let me put a ring on that finger.
Marriage done.
You know that one, like, audio?
It's like a video, and it's this girl talking about her and how her man met.
And he was like, I was walking down the street, and like, he was like, that ass is fat.
I know you're not.
And they started taking.
Okay, we have Riley.
I love you.
You're great.
Oh, no.
I'm like scared what's going on.
I don't remember.
Riley.
Yeah.
Is there anything you want to tell us?
Yeah.
No.
Riley, we're going to expose you.
Oh.
We're exposing you.
Yes.
Riley, I am deeply hurt and betrayed by you.
Okay.
I've been deeply hurt and betrayed by you, Riley.
Okay.
I thought we were homies.
Yeah.
I thought we were the homies.
We are homies.
Please be gentle with the cup, okay?
How dare you?
Yes.
I saw on your TikTok you have plagiarized me, and I am deeply offended.
I'm deeply offended, Riley.
And we have the clips.
We're pulling the clips up.
We are putting Riley on block.
You guys are putting me on block.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
She got the mic and everything.
Oh, no.
Okay, so guys, I don't know if this.
Hold on, just, we'll play the clip.
Make sure it's from the beginning.
Oh, you might have to.
Fuck, you might have to refresh.
Or just click, click on the screen.
Oh, no.
Would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to?
Pause, pause, pause.
Can you move us over?
Grab that and just like scoot it to the.
Yeah, to the right.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Or maybe.
Yeah.
Oh, just grab the other one.
Grab the other one.
There you go.
Yeah.
Put it at the edge.
Put it at the edge because I'm OCD.
Thank you.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Please get it over.
Oh.
Nick, can you?
Oh, no, it's frozen.
Oh, we can hold out.
Can you clear the.
Yeah, go back.
No, just go back.
Wait.
Can you clear the red thing so you need to just click on a gray spot of OBS so we don't see the red?
Just click on the gray spot.
Yeah.
Yep, that's fine.
Nope.
It's here.
Go up above the scenes.
Yeah, wait, no.
Down the, just, yep, click there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Okay, whatever.
I don't know.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
What the f oh my reloaded bro tick tock is whack wow they're saving it we're doing it hold on I want to see this so funny here go ahead would you be okay I was scuffed.
Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up.
That's fine.
That's actually.
That's better.
We didn't have to move.
But would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to a bar club, party like type environment where he's gonna be approached, flirted with and sexually pursued by numerous attractive women, some of which are more attractive than you and could potentially be a better partner than you.
They'll be buying him drinks, getting him drunk and enthusiastically trying to sleep with him that night and steal him away from you.
You're telling me that you would be okay with that.
Oh, what the okay?
No, next one quick quick quick, tab over, tab over.
that sounds really familiar that sounds strangely familiar can you go full screen can you just going out Oh, just play it, play it, play it, play it, come on, come on.
Breaker for me that.
For me, it's a deal breaker.
I totally agree.
Why is that a deal breaker?
Is it because it makes you insecure?
It has nothing to do with insecurity, it's just.
This is a dream world, hypothetical scenario.
Girls really don't be hitting up guys like this.
Would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to a nightclub, bar or party type environment where, throughout the course of the night, he's going to get approached, flirted with and sexually presented and could potentially be a better partner than you?
And these women are buying him drinks, getting him drunk and enthusiastically want to sleep with him that night and steal him away from you?
You're going to tell me you'd be okay with that.
No no no, it's bullshit.
You can see how this can be a little contradictory.
Okay, you would be okay with it right.
Next one, though, oh, we got more word for word, word for oh, full screen, full screen.
I think men are the coolest, but I don't need them to survive.
What do you mean?
You don't need men to survive.
Everything around you was built, created and maintained by men.
Everything, the infrastructure in this country, in every single country in the world.
It was all created by good hard-working, honest men that just want to provide for their families.
These men built the world and made it so comfortable to the point where women think they don't even need a man and trust me, you do.
I mean control tab over.
Oh whoa.
I love men, like I think men are the coolest, but I don't need them to survive.
You do actually need men to survive, and here's why everything that you see around you was built and created and maintained by men.
Everything the infrastructure in this country, in every single country in the world, is built, created by good honest, hard-working men that just want to provide for their family.
Everything, the roads you drive on, the buildings you live in.
I love men like good ones.
Shameless, shameless list.
Hold on, there's one more.
There's one more game.
I, I want, I want.
Hold on, pause it, pause it.
I want the twenty dollars of tick tock ad revenue.
oh hold on daddy possibly 100 brian she didn't copy you so this tootson guys that is true my videos are different because the boobs are the focus actually if you go to the comments all that anyone talks about is how red they are They talk about your.
They talk about my titties.
They talk about how red they are.
Can titties blush?
I guess so, apparently.
I mean, I think it's from like the implants, like lunch.
I don't know.
But yeah.
Oh, my God.
Shameless.
Shameless.
I'm really not shameless.
I don't care.
I thought it was funny.
It's great content, and I honestly started posting TikToks not too long ago, and I honestly didn't realize it was a shamed-upon thing.
Oh, it is, I think there's a word for it.
I think it is plagiarism.
You are shameless, my dear, but I don't care.
Last one, last one.
Let's do the.
I think there's one more.
Oh, you could bring some big energy.
You don't have to have a big.
Oh, that's big energy.
That just, like, I feel like that's just a way of saying, like, he's a cool guy.
Have you used small energy?
Probably, probably.
To describe what?
A soul, a douchebag.
Who hears four-body positivity?
Yes.
Yeah.
Who isn't?
Four-body positivity.
Yes.
How can you simultaneously say that you're for body positivity then also use these terms?
Because it's not actually about their body.
How did the girls on this podcast not see the hypocrisy here?
I mean, if the tables were turned and a guy told you that you had loose pussy energy, women would be outraged.
Big dick energy?
What about cavernous badge energy?
Rose beef or fish filet energy?
There would be riots in the street.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Full screen, full screen, full screen.
You don't have to have a big.
Oh, that's big energy.
That just like he's a cool guy.
Have you described who hears four-body positivity?
Yes, yeah.
Who isn't?
Four-body positivity.
Yes.
How can you simultaneously say that you're for body positivity then also use these terms?
Because it's not actually about their body at the time.
The reverse?
Y'all would lose your shit.
If we were talking about loose p***y energy, cavernous energy, small p***s energy, girl energy, like y'all would lose your minds as we're using these terms the same way that women use...
Sounds familiar?
It does sound a little nervous.
You're wearing the smash outfit.
Yeah, I know.
I'm plagiarizing myself.
Oh, my God, Riley.
You are shameless.
Riley.
You're making me bust out my Canadian accent here.
You are shameless, Riley.
Not future idols.
Right?
I don't, I don't, it's not a big deal, but I thought that was funny.
It is.
It is funny.
And I really put you on the spot.
You did.
I was not expecting that.
Exposed.
I was not expecting that.
Exposed.
You did, to be fair, you changed a little bit in that last one.
So you ended up.
In the last sentence, like there was a little, there was a little change there, okay?
Yeah.
I think it goes to show that she just likes what you got to say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Let's see here.
I think we're.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Shameless.
Shameless, friend.
I'm disappointed.
I'm really hurt and disappointed.
I really truly apologize.
I'm going to find.
You know what?
I'm going to just do that to your TikTok now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd love to see that.
Yeah.
With your French-tipped toes.
There you go.
I am going to steal your content.
That's rehearsed.
Yeah.
I'm going to wear a low-cut top.
Yeah.
We told Brian to get to Brian to get like a fake set of titties.
Yes.
Yes.
They make those, by the way.
Yeah, the ones that can go right.
Yeah, the cold.
That's so ridiculous.
It's going to be the collab of the century.
Yeah, just, you know, paint them like a little red and then you'll have the comments going crazy.
Crazy.
Sometimes we're going to do it.
Should we do an after-show?
10 minutes.
Anyone want to?
Anyone?
Yeah, maybe a 15.
Anyone want to stick around for the after-show?
That's where we dim the lights and have a real moody conversation about it's like 10 minutes.
Sure.
We dim the lights.
You're sticking around.
Sure.
It's just going to be 10 minutes.
But your best friend here, Russia.
I should have worked in the morning, so I don't have to do it.
As long as it's only like 10, 15 minutes.
I think we're just going to wrap.
Okay, yeah, I think we're just going to wrap.
Yeah, let's just wrap it up.
Wait, should we let chat decide?
Chat's going to say they want an after-show.
Chat, after-show or no?
One in the chat, after-show.
I can't say it now.
Of course, they're going to say yes.
It always does forever.
No.
I'm like, yeah, I shouldn't have asked the chat because they're like.
Does the chat have to do something to get an after-show?
Yeah.
Someone has to, by the way, after show, like you don't have to stay.
If some of you have to dip, like, that's cool.
I'll stay as long as it's up like 10, 15 minutes.
Just because my Let's do a 10-minute 12-30 hard stop.
Yes.
Okay.
Awesome.
Okay, we're going to do the after-show.
It's going to be, we'll do $10 to read.
I'll lower the TTS to $20 if you psychos want to get some shit in.
So, but for those of you who are going to take off, last call, hit the like button, please, on your way out.
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I love it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
It's been real.
Thank you for coming.
Appreciate it.
It was nice meeting you all.
Hi.
It was nice meeting you.
And with y'all are in Peter Talama.
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Dating coach.
Good luck.
What's up?
Good luck with your work.
Yeah.
All right, guys, I'm just going to change this.
Go ahead, Madison, take over.
These are everyone staying for the after-show?
Bethany's definitely staying.
It's up to.
And Riley is going to stay because she's going to be able to do it.
Yeah, so it's like, I don't care about plagiarizing.
If this was a university, you would be on academic probation.
Huh?
She has six.
Yeah.
And we are doing a hard stop at 12:30, so that's, we have 12 more minutes, and then we're going to wrap it up.
Have you seen Dave Chappelle, Ryan?
The wrap-it-up box.
The wrap-it up box.
Oh, we got a lot of people staying for the after show, so I guess we'll just stay.
I mean, it's 10 minutes.
You know, we'll just stay in our positions.
Okay, hold on.
Let me get everything changed.
One sec, guys.
I haven't changed it yet.
Bethany, I know you have some dying questions that you want to ask.
Do I?
The panel, you've seemed like you've just been dying to get a word in, you know?
No, I haven't.
Feel like you really want to ask Ryan something here.
Shoot.
How are you guys all friends?
Like, how did you meet?
I know.
I think both on Instagram.
I think I saw them and I DM'd them because I was like, oh, I like their faces.
And I do YouTube videos and I was like, oh, I could put them in something.
Oh, yeah.
And then on Instagram.
I ended up just like, I haven't done a video with Bethany or anything, but I've done videos with Tiff.
You did something on it?
Just like YouTube videos.
No, no, no.
Are you guys going to collab like that?
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
He's been on my stream a couple times.
Or just once.
And I've been in a couple of his videos on YouTube.
Okay.
Ryan, if you started an OF, how much money do you think you make?
Man, just like, I don't know if anyone wants to see that, to be honest.
Bro, don't underestimate.
Guys make a lot.
I was going to ask, like, how much there's not as many guys.
Yeah.
Like, what girls are really signing up to see?
I'd sign up, Ryan.
Appreciate it.
Well, I feel like usually the guys that are on OF are doing stuff with girls, too.
So any guy that's done OF, they've had like a gay male fan base.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you guys seen like the Island Boys?
Because that's a good idea.
Oh, I just saw videos the other day.
Dude, wait, they have to do it.
Why is that not talked about?
They kiss and shit.
Yeah, and I see them.
Johnny Sibling made out.
Yes, I saw it.
I saw it.
That's illegal, right?
What's it?
Pull it up.
I don't want to see that.
Oh, yo, you really don't want to see that.
It's lucky kind of like unsettling.
No, it's really nasty.
What is it called?
When like this is ancest.
It's literally ancest.
That's actually not even allowed on OnlyFans.
Like, I don't even know how they do that.
And on TikTok.
Why was it on TikTok?
Like, that's crazy.
By the way, I did change.
So we'll read anything $9 and up, and then the TTS is $19 and up.
So if you want to do any TTS, it's now set to $19.
And then just read, whether it's on Super Chat or through Streamlabs, it's $9 and up.
Get them in, though, because we're only doing this for 10 minutes.
Where are you going?
Just take over.
I thought you were going to say you had to go do something.
But yeah, I did see that video of the Island Boys.
Like literally yesterday on my TikTok.
I didn't know they had an OnlyFans together though.
Yeah, they did.
It is crazy.
Or do any like other big Jack Doherty.
I hate that.
What?
He has an OnlyFans?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
I heard he did something with a midget on his OnlyFans.
Like a girl midget or a guy midget.
Oh my god.
Those island boys are gross.
Yeah.
It's so nasty.
So nasty.
Did they like just start doing stuff together or something?
I think it's recent.
Have they always recent, right?
It's been like in the past month, I feel like.
But I don't know.
Yeah.
That's so really strange.
It is strange.
Oh, my God.
But Jack Doherty?
Yeah, he has one.
And he kissed one of the Island Boys.
You saw that?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes.
That was another video.
I saw it on Snapchat Clickbait, and I was like, who's clicking this?
It's broken.
And I was like, probably a lot of people.
Isn't he like so young?
I thought he was under 18.
I guess he's not.
He might be just 18.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I thought he was like, yeah, he's so young.
Yeah, and they were saying that they collab, Jack and the twins like collabbed on OnlyFans or something.
Interesting.
I like how collab nowadays is like, right?
Whereas back in my day, it was like, you made a video together, content and scripts and stuff.
Yeah, I know.
It's crazy.
Now it's, we collabed.
We smashed.
Oh, God.
I, like, can't even.
Oh, God.
That's crazy.
Do you have any?
Or sorry, you can go.
No, you go.
I was just going to ask, like, what video games do you play?
And do you like get a lot of guys based off of the fact that you play video games?
Um, I play Valorant, but like it's kind of funny because I had a guy come over the other night and he actually came in because I told him I was like, oh, like I'm leaving the door unlocked.
So he comes in and he has to wait like 30 minutes because I'm in the middle of like a competitive game.
And he was like, you know, like usually it's the other way around.
But I found myself like sitting there waiting for you to finish playing.
And I was like, yeah, sorry about that.
I think it's really fun when the guy I'm talking to plays video games, especially if they play like Valorant or like Pokemon or any of the games that I'm into because like it's a good way for me to spend time with them.
Honestly, I think it's a turn off when they don't play video games.
How much money do you make just streaming, playing video games?
Definitely not like a lot compared to my OnlyFans.
I do make money off of like YouTube and streaming and stuff, but like I stream mainly because I love connecting with my followers through that.
And also I love clipping my streams and posting them on other platforms.
Like for short content.
How long have you been streaming and how long have you been doing OnlyFans for?
Both like maybe like four or five months.
Oh, so it's like pretty new.
Or like stream.
You said that you gained your YouTube like 100,000 people.
Yeah, I basically had a speedrun to 100k on YouTube.
I had one of my shorts blow up to almost 40 million views.
So I think like that really helped because my shorts is what really grew me.
Yeah.
And I'm getting my plaque.
What were you doing like an ahigal face?
No, I'm just funny, I think.
Was your cleavage in that 40 million view?
No, do you want to pull it up?
I was curious.
It's like, there's no cleavage.
It's me and someone else.
Do you know what the ahigal is?
Yes.
Do you do it?
No.
You don't do it?
No.
Do you know what it is, though?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
I thought maybe.
I mean, on OF, I guess, like, if someone wants me to.
Like, as a request.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I. Do you have like a theme to your content?
Like, you know how there's like kind of more like emo or like e-girl or kind of like anime type chicks, like cosplay.
Like a lot of girls will do cosplay, for example.
Like cosplay?
Cosplay.
Sorry.
Well, like some of the stuff.
English is my second language.
It actually is.
Some of the stuff that I do like is cosplay.
But like I also do like normal things, you know?
Like a lot of people went really crazy with my when I did like a Killjoy cosplay.
Killjoy is a character from Valorant.
So a lot of people liked that.
Nice.
Yeah.
Good show.
Like a chat.
Wait, so did I did it trigger?
Around meatball donated to Islam.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that came in.
Those island boys aren't.
I was just talking about it.
Has the asteroid been coming in?
Yo, dude, Mr. Meatball, thank you so much for the very generous TTS, man.
Appreciate it.
You're a fucking legend.
Yeah, I didn't.
This is news to me that they're fucking making out with each other.
That's disgusting.
That is haram.
Oh, great.
Island boys.
Do I have a beef with Island Boys now?
I feel like they fucking beef with everybody.
They really do.
I don't know if I'm big enough for them to do that.
They probably collab with you or something.
I don't know.
Jesus, what a mess.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
We have some super chats.
Alex P, yo, Brian, pen messages on the app with the pics from the Patriot Pen Maker.
Go get you some so you can have a pen that actually works.
I don't know, man.
I like my fucking Energy Pentel.
0.7 million.
Is that your favorite pen?
I love this fun.
I like the Pilot G2s.
Okay.
Chill panel today.
Yeah, I thought it was a good panel.
Yeah.
I thought it was like a fun combo.
Yeah, I liked it.
It was very fun.
Nothing was like heated, which was like heated is good, though.
I mean, in the beginning.
Yeah, that was been the hottest.
That was like, I don't forget.
I was so shocked.
I was just not expecting that.
Yeah, that was just way too quick.
I don't know if she's talking about being confident, but she's like ready to let me flip up it.
She had a weak constitution when it came to having conversations.
Anyways, Mr. Cappadocia O'Reilly, you're the first OF girl with an insta that has actual comedy.
Have you thought about branching out into a legitimate show?
Oh, shit.
Riley for co-host?
Maybe.
I mean, I definitely have thought about it because I really do like, I don't know, talking and having conversations with people and just, I don't know, being silly.
I think you should be on a podcast.
You think so?
Yeah, I believe you'd be good.
Thank you.
I mean, I really appreciate that.
Yeah, I've definitely considered it.
Yeah, for sure.
What podcast?
What would you do for a podcast?
I don't know.
Oh, dude.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Plagiarize.
I thought you were.
It just crossed my mind.
You're actually going to do it.
I'm going to be this whole thing.
Like this format.
Right, except for my boobs out.
So, you know, granted, I mean, I'm not the first.
Wherever.
I'm not the first.
I'm not the first to do this.
I think we should have.
Actually, you know what, Riley?
Here's what we're going to do.
Okay, this is how you're going to make it up to me.
Okay, cool.
This is how you're going to repent of your sins.
Your sins.
You have grievanced me.
I have a grievance against you.
Okay.
You are going to host the Thursday show.
Thursday.
So what you're going to do every single week, it's going to be a dating talk, but you're going to host it.
And you are in charge of gathering some girls, a new set of girls every week.
You bring them to Santa Barbara.
We'll host it here in the studio.
Okay.
And it will be called Thursdays with Riley.
Thursdays with Riley.
And it's going to be a dating talk, and I'll be like kicking it, but I'm not really going to host it.
You're going to be like the base fucking host, and you're being like checking these chicks.
And maybe bring some dudes on too.
You can check some dudes.
Sure, yeah, no.
That would be such a vibe.
Oh, shit.
Stinky.
Oh, my God.
Great name, buddy.
Brian, go buy yourself a new thing.
Damn.
Oh, that's a good one.
Damn.
Actually, can you react to me exposing you and then like, but you're wearing one of my flannels?
And you're like, oh, my, here's the TikTok title.
I don't do that.
I got exposed on a podcast.
And then now you can use it as content.
No, that's not true.
Yeah, so.
All right, we have Lana Madison.
Can you read this one?
Lom Disguise.
Oh, did another one just come?
These girls are pretty cool compared to others you've had on.
I don't know if that restores my faith or destroys it for.
Bless you.
Why would it destroy it?
Also, we have like one minute.
Yeah, okay.
Pretty cool compared to the others you've had on.
I don't know if that restores my faith.
All right, we have Bender the Offender.
Can you read this one?
I'm a steel worker in Ohio who makes roughly 80K a year, six foot and not very religious.
I've never bothered with relationships.
Am I in good position to start dating long term?
Yeah.
Steel worker in Ohio makes 80K a year, six feet, not very religious.
I've never bothered.
Yeah.
You're in a good position to be aware.
Age?
Age bender.
Six feet.
That's good.
You're making above 80K is a very respectful salary, especially in Ohio.
I think you're in a good position.
But, you know, we don't know what you look like.
We don't know your age.
You know, we need to see that game.
We need to see the game.
It says 23.
Oh.
Oh, in the chat.
Okay, 23?
23?
80k, 23 is pretty good.
For Ohio, bro, you're in the top six feet.
You're a top dude.
You're a top G.
So To start doing it.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of meth.
I think there's a lot of meth and opiates.
All right, we have Alex P here, and I think this is the last one, and then we'll wrap.
I can literally make you a pen out of a mammoth tusk if you want.
There are no rules, G25.
I want a pen.
Can you make a bamboo?
No, I don't know.
I don't want a bamboo pen.
Can you make me like a fuck, what's the word?
That slip in my mind.
Yeah.
Do you know the word?
Yeah.
Bee dog.
Yeah.
B-dog?
That's your name.
I like that.
I fuck with that.
No, I don't know it.
I want a dignified.
I think that's the word I wanted.
Someone said labia.
Well, I'm sure.
Rano, you're a liberal penalty.
I want a labia pen.
Why is this guy spared?
Rano, you're a liberal.
What's the meaning that you're a liberal?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Rono, you're a liberal.
Rano, you're a liberal.
I want a dignified pen.
Get me a dignified pen, please.
W. All right.
Let me just double check, make sure we got everybody's.
All right, guys.
We are going to wrap up.
Before we wrap up, let's see.
What is there?
I think that's it.
Okay.
Lily, will you marry me?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Just marry me again.
Yes.
Are you down if I have like multiple wives?
Like, what if I'm Muslim?
Bethany, will you marry me?
Yes.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that wasn't convincing.
I'm retracting my marriage offer.
I held a gun to my head.
Here you go.
Oh, am I supposed to?
Yeah, you got to put it on.
I was going to put it on.
It looks expensive.
We're getting married.
If you move your head, we're getting a really good tricep flex here.
Oh, that's crazy.
Boom!
It's a done deal.
Oh, yeah.
What's your last name, by the way?
You.
Lillian Gertrude, you, will you, will you?
Will you marry me?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
All right, cool.
Last super chat, sorry, guys.
All right.
Easy peasy, give me something challenging.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Oh.
Oh, for the thing.
We'll message on Instagram.
Okay, guys, thank you so much for tuning in tonight.
You could have been.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, sorry, last one.
But you're here with me.
We appreciate that.
Harry Coochie.
Brian.
Sorry, I don't know why it's not triggering the voice, but Brian, stop cloud chasing Riley.
You probably can't even afford nice tits like her.
They were expensive.
How much did they cost?
Undisclosed information.
I'm actually curious about that.
I've always wanted to know that.
I mean, honestly, they weren't as bad as I thought they would be.
Actually, I hear this because when I did get them, my parents actually paid for it.
I didn't.
They were like 15.
Yeah.
15?
Yeah.
15,000?
Yeah.
That's what I was going to get.
I've donated $200.
Great panel.
Mr. Meatpaw.
Hey, Mr. Meepal, thank you so much for that very generous donation here at the end of the stream.
You're fucking legend.
Really appreciate your patronage these past few weeks, man.
Means the world.
Yeah, dude, you're fucking legend.
You're fucking Chad legend.
Here we go.
I'm a fucking legend.
Thank you, dude.
You're here.
Let me send some fireworks for you.
Why not?
All right, cool.
Okay, guys, thank you for tuning in tonight.
You could have been doing anywhere where you could have been anywhere in the world.
Blah, blah, blah.
But thank you for tuning in tonight.
Thank you for everyone who super chatted.
Thank you to the wonderful panel.
We will be live again Sunday at 7 p.m. Pacific.
Be sure to tune in.
Hope you guys had a good night with us.
We will see you guys next time.
07s in the chat.
07s in the wow, this is great.
Thank you guys for joining in.
07's in the chat, guys.
Hope you guys have a good night, and we'll see you guys next time.
Good night, guys.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, one last thing, one last thing.
Wait, hold on, stop.
Wait, no, no, click.
Okay, guys, hold on.
Pull up XUC really quick, really quick.
Girls, would you date this guy really quick?
Last thing.
Sorry, I'm sorry, guys.
I baited.
I baited the end.
I baited the end, huh?
No.
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
We're going to scroll down.
Just scroll down.
This is his name's Felix.
His name's Felix.
I'm sorry, guys.
He looks nice.
No.
I'm milking.
Okay.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Here, would you date him?
No.
I'm sorry.
Wait, what?
No.
What about you?
I know who that is.
I mean, I don't know.
I have to get to know him.
XQ.
Yeah, XQC.
Well, how tall is he?
I think he's tall.
I think he's like 6'3 or something.
And he has huge?
He has huge.
Isn't he seeing someone, though?
What?
Isn't he like seeing someone?
No, I think he's single.
Actually, I think recently has.
Yeah, they broke up.
Riley, what about you?
I'm in a relationship.
If you were single, would you date our good friend Felix?
You know, I don't know.
Friends of the podcast.
I don't really feel like blondes are my type.
Okay.
What about Lily?
Probably not.
You are married to me, though.
So that means.
Ryan.
Ryan in it.
Absolutely not.
He got that bag.
No.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
No.
So, yeah.
Pull it back up really quick.
His name's Felix.
He goes by XQC, one of the top Twitch streamers.
He recently signed a deal with Kik for $100 million.
So very wealthy.
He can retire you from the having to stomp on dudes' heads or whatever the fuck it is that you've got going on.
So he could, you know, pros and cons, you know?
Maybe you enjoy that, though.
You think?
No.
Or what?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
You said the guy wanted to get curb stomped?
Well, like, no, I'm saying like, that was like in my DMs.
People were like begging me to curb stomp them.
What the fuck?
Okay.
That's a little odd.
Kate Robinson, good night.
Hey, thank you for the super chat.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, guys.
Good night.
07's in the chat.
07's in the chat.
Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.
07's in the chat.
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