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May 28, 2025 - Viva & Barnes
01:16:24
The President Who Wasn't There! Auto-Pen Scandal Continues! Canada the Asylum! Rubio Rocks! & MORE
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This theme shall play throughout today's episode.
Obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.
He's climbing in your windows.
He's snatching your people up, trying to rape them.
So y 'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here.
The attacker got loose and went out the upstairs window, but he did leave something behind.
We got your t-shirt.
You didn't let fingerprints and all.
You are so dumb.
You are really dumb.
For real.
We can pause it right there.
You are so dumb.
You really are dumb.
I'm going to leave that open in the backdrop in case we want to come back to it.
And at one point today, we might actually play a dab of the Shmoyoho accent on the Yohoho who did a remix to that song.
It's Absolute Comedic Genius.
You are so dumb.
There are people on the internet.
I use the word obtuse.
Because I think it's more polite to refer to people as obtuse, even though in the classic movie, The Shawshank Redemption, using the word obtuse, got someone locked up or beaten up.
I forget exactly which.
Obtuse is being deliberately stupid.
We're living in a world where people are accidentally stupid.
Before we get into the accidental stupidity of people who are incorrigibly stupid, they're so incorrigibly stupid, Why can't I see this?
And then I realize I've been blocked.
There are people who are incorrigibly stupid, dishonestly stupid, who pretend not to understand, and some of them might very well not understand.
Before we even get into it, we've got to lay the brickwork, as we say, in the industry.
It starts...
Goes to the 51st state again, because that's a leitmotif, as we say, of Trump's presidency.
The joke about Canada becoming the 51st state, because if you seriously think Trump wants the libtards up in Canada to be voting in America as the 51st state, He has other reasons for which he keeps floating this idea that shocks in the polls the proud patriotic Canadians who up until last week didn't agree that they had a national identity.
Their national identity means not being American or being not American.
Okay, we'll get there.
Let's bring this up.
The Golden Dome, people.
The big, beautiful Golden Dome is Trump's new plan to protect the landmass that is North America from foreign threats.
And the gold dome is going to be something like, I guess, Israel's iron dome.
I would have gone with something better than gold, and I would have done like platinum.
Or like, what's a better metal than platinum?
Titanium.
The titanium dome.
Gold is soft.
You know, 24 karat gold, you can't actually make jewelry out of it.
Titanium is beautiful.
But Trump is talking about building a golden dome to protect Canada.
But there's a catch to that protection because the Golden Dome itself costs something like $61 billion or is anticipated to.
And, you know, Canada can either chip in its fair share, pay its fair share, people.
Everybody loves taxes, especially up in Canada.
Or get it for free if you become Canada's 51st state.
We're going to get into why it's not a serious suggestion what Trump is saying by way of 51st date.
Maybe he wants Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan, and he'll be very happy because that looks like it might.
As if you'd want Ontario.
As if you'd want the Northwest Territories that despite all of the exploitation and oppression of the Liberal government, they just voted them in with more seats yet again.
As if you'd want Quebec to be the 51st state.
Quebec, which wants to separate from the Federation in the first place of Canada.
Okay, doesn't matter.
We're not dealing with smart people here.
President Donald Trump, by the way, pay attention to something very interesting in this post.
Not calling anybody out on it.
It's a curious way of doing journalism.
President Donald Trump is still angling for Canada, home to one of the largest economies and boasting a landmass slightly exceeding that of the United States to become the 51st state, this time offering the northern neighbor inclusion in an ambitious air defense system.
Trump dangled the proverbial carrot in a May 27 post on his social media platform, Truth Social, writing that they could either pay billions to join his proposed, quote, golden dome and, quote, missile defile.
I'm going to ask everybody to pay attention.
What do you notice about this quotation, this reference?
I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome system, that it will cost $61 billion if they remain a separate but unequal nation, but will cost $0 if they become our cherished 51st state, end quote, Trump said in the post.
Let me just pause it right there, and let me see if anybody understands what is acutely absent from that post.
If you don't live on Twitter, you might not have known what was acutely absent from that post.
But what's acutely absent from that post, for anybody who knows what was in that post, is Trump saying, quote, they are considering the offer.
Let me bring it back up here so that we can look at this, because it makes very little sense as to why it wasn't included in the quotation itself.
This is the actual post.
I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome system, that it will cost $61 billion if they remain a separate but unequal nation, but will cost $0 if they become our cherished 51st state.
They are considering the offer.
Maybe I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, a tempest in a teapot.
Maybe I'm getting too conspiratorial.
But the fact that that statement in the tweet was not included in the direct quote and that what was included in that article is a truncated truth post where they just, they are considering the offer.
Five more words for it to be.
It would have filled out the sentence and it would have satisfied my OCD.
Why?
I don't know.
We'll move on.
It's not the first time the two nations have discussed this, either topic, with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney firmly telling Trump in a May 6th Oval Office meeting that his country is not for sale, but later telling reporters that he is in talks with the American president about joining the prospective defense system.
They haven't yet mentioned that according to Trump, they are considering the offer.
I don't, I don't, I mean, considering the offer might not mean considering becoming a 51st state, but might be mean considering...
Maybe the $61 billion is the percentage.
Yada, yada, yada.
The Republican leader claimed Canada was considering the offer.
A claim quickly rebuffed by a spokesperson with the Prime Minister's office who told CBC May 27 that officials are discussing security-related issues with the U.S., including the Golden Dome and the North American aerospace system.
No, Red.
Not giving up its nationhood.
What I love, I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Bar Carney saying, The country's not for sale does not mean it's not for the taking.
And as we've been seeing throughout, you know, my coverage and the coverage of others, Canada, it might not be for sale, but I think it is.
But it's clearly for the taking if it hasn't already been taken.
So Trump floats the idea of a golden dome and the Canadians, Canadian government, Canada can get it for free if they become a 51st state.
And the idiots on the interwebs.
I just don't understand anything.
Here, let's bring this guy up right here.
I also love that I'm blocked by half of these people.
Oh, you won't be able to see that I'm blocked.
I'm blocked by half of these people preemptively because I don't know that I've ever even engaged with any of these people.
The account is called Anti-Trump Canada has blocked me.
Well, whoop-dee-frickin-do, am I upset?
First of all, I love the fact that even when they block you, you can still get their stuff.
You can still see their stuff.
You can still tag them and irritate them, but you don't get to...
By the way, listen to this.
This is his pinned tweet.
After bullying and expelling international war hero Vladimir Zelensky from the White House, Trump returns to Mar-a-Lago, where he'll play some golf and wine, dine with fellow rapist and child sex trafficker Andrew Tate.
Motherfucker can rot in hell.
Well, I hope somebody gets sued.
With fellow rapists, by the way.
So that's actually defaming two people.
Oh, goodness.
I don't know if this is an anonymous account, but maybe they blocked me so that I wouldn't put on blast the fact that they are making the most defamatory of defamatory statements as relates to both Donald Trump against whom it's factually incorrect and there's precedent right now.
So Canada hates Trump.
Maybe you'll be subsidizing that Golden Dome system.
And Andrew Tate, who has been known to sue people, have to follow up and see what the state of those defamation lawsuits are.
This is what he said.
Canada hates Trump.
Anti-Trump Canada.
Delusional.
No, we're not, you orange-stained, polyester-wrapped hurricane of horse shit.
Take your Golden Dome and cram it up your bloated mudhole.
Keep your guns, school shootings, and chaos.
Canada will never be the 51st state.
Capisce?
Tough talk from a country that has gun violence that's beginning to rival the people they criticize.
Despite the strength and the increasing stringency of the gun laws in Canada, gun violence keeps going up.
And as we've seen, assault in Canada is going up in specific areas in particular.
I wonder why.
Sure, it has nothing to do with opening borders and lawlessness.
Truly amazing.
What I love about this is they don't understand.
Canada's not for sale.
You don't have to opt in to paying for the Dome.
You might just be involuntarily opted in when you subsidize the Golden Dome, not with your statehood, because nobody wants it, and I don't even think Trump wants it, but when you subsidize it with tariffs.
For example, Trump doesn't want Canada to be a 50% any more than Canadian liberal idiots want him to be.
The 51st state.
Congratulations on walking into the trap.
Enjoy offsetting the cost of the dome with tariffs.
Freedom ain't free, buddy.
And the European Union is learning it.
And now Canada might learn it.
Yep.
You don't want to pay for it?
oh, you want to maintain your sovereignty?
Because at the end of the day, Trump doesn't want Ontario liberals turning America into a one-party state Well, enjoy subsidizing that Golden Dome with tariffs.
You don't want to do it voluntarily.
Canada's not for sale.
Well then, you want to do business.
You might have to find other trade partners.
There are people, however, and I say this with respect, who don't, I don't seem to understand, I don't think it's a serious proposition.
They have a population size 41 million comparable to California.
A tenth of population.
I think the economy, the GDP of Canada is half that, if not less than California.
Maybe they say it here.
They didn't grow up learning about the Revolutionary War, free speech, owning guns, and liberty.
It would lead to two safe Democrats set its seats.
It would also lead to a net plus 25 Democrat congressional seats out of 50 new House and a guarantee 50-plus Electoral College votes for Democrats every election.
Republicans would never win the White House or have a House majority ever again.
Am I missing something here?
What is the value of adding Canada as a state that we can't achieve with trade deals?
Well, actually, let's see what Unlearned says.
Unlearned 16. Anytime you would like to pit my knowledge of American history against yours, my door is open.
All right, we don't care about that.
D.C. Drano's missing nothing.
The talk about a 51st state started off as a joke, but it pissed off so many Canadians who seem to lack a sense of humor that he's running with the joke now.
Running hard, as we say.
Hurry hard.
DC Drano's missing nothing.
Maybe what you get out of this is...
Maybe something of a statehood.
What's the word I'm looking for?
A territory type thing where you can actually connect Alaska to mainland America.
it was about the trade deals.
It was about potentially using it as a, I don't think Trump wants it.
I don't think Canadians want it.
I don't think, and I'm fairly certain Americans don't want it, especially seeing how Canadians behave.
But people are dumb and just don't understand it.
And so the Golden Dome.
Has now been proposed.
And whether or not it will be implemented.
And whether or not Canada will be the indirect beneficiary of it.
It might be the indirect involuntary beneficiary of it.
And it might become the involuntary subsidizer of their portion of it.
If there's not some trade deal that can be achieved to offset the costs of the big, beautiful Golden Dome.
Good afternoon, everybody.
how goes the battle?
Monday, Tuesday.
It's Wednesday.
I'm heading up to Georgia for the Soldier's Journey Home, which is a not-for-profit that builds a forever home for a wounded veteran, a paralyzed veteran, and builds it from beginning to end within a two-week period.
Ginger Ninja from our locals community is one of the volunteers that is assisting in building a home from foundation to keys in hand within two weeks.
And I've been invited down to go document me.
The people there and be there for the ribbon-cutting ceremony, which I'm going to be.
So heading up to Georgia where this is going down and it's going to be beautiful.
So might end a little bit early because we're going to hit the road tonight.
It's like an eight-plus-hour drive, so we're going to break it up over two days.
And that's the plan for me.
For everyone else out there, if you're new to the channel, Viva Frye, former Montreal litigator, turned current Florida rumbler.
And we're covering the news, people.
Hold on.
What was that?
I just saw something there.
Before we get into the auto pen scandal now and how the various medias are reporting on this.
Let me just make sure that we are.
I'm going down to the country.
Where do you want to go?
I saw a chat.
Good for you, Viva.
It's going to be fantastic, Janet.
But I just saw a chat that's had to do with DC Drano, and I wanted to see if it was a About the understanding of the big, beautiful dome.
Drano just comes with a good stories once in a while, but...
Anyhow, but Drano makes some decent points.
Americans don't want Canada as the 51st state.
Canadians don't want to be the 51st state.
What Trump wants, A, is trade deals for natural resources, which he's going to get.
Especially with the Liberal government and the secession movement of Alberta.
He wants Canada to contribute to national security.
He wants to ensure that we, that is to say, geographically Canada and America, protect the North and trade routes and defense routes.
And what he's going to realize that I'm sure he already knows and that I, in fact, know they already know is that Canada is already heavily infiltrated by foreign adverse interests that have caused Canada to become a national security threat for these United States of America.
And the joke is to make everybody realize that in this war of politics, Canada and America are not equal partners.
They are not equal combatants.
They are not equal negotiators.
And Canada needs to understand that.
Beautiful, delicious part of today's stream about Joe Biden.
Apparently having no clue as to what the hell was going on and his staffers operating the auto pen.
We're going to talk about this because I know Robert Barnes, Viva Barnes, Sunday Night Law Extravaganza.
Barnes is not keen on the idea of people accusing someone of having been mentally unfit when they use the auto pen because then they'll just do the exact same tactic on Trump.
The situation would be much different if it is in fact confirmed and proven that The president himself never actually used the auto pen or that you had people who hijacked the auto pen.
Then you're not questioning the mental capacity of the president.
You're basically questioning fraud of the administration.
We'll get there.
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Joe Biden, auto pen scandal, people.
What's amazing is how if you don't pay attention to it, you don't see how the persuasion starts, because if you didn't think that the fake news legacy media knew about this in advance and knew that it was coming and was thus priming the general population who's still reliant on the propaganda media,
Yahoo News, this is from NBC News, so they all syndicate their propaganda garbage.
Note the date, May 21st, 2025, two days before my 46th birthday.
And look at the framing of the header.
House Republicans to zero in on auto pen use as part of investigation into Biden's health.
It's not that the scandal is the use of the auto pen and or whether or not it was being used and abused fraudulently without the demented president's knowledge himself.
And understand the distinction here.
Not that he was doing it but he didn't know what he was doing.
That it was being done and he didn't know that it was being done.
Despite his advanced dementia, which they're now trying to pass off as cancer, and I don't believe it for a heartbeat.
And it's like one of those things like the House Republicans are pouncing on this story.
The House Republicans are going to zero in on the auto pen use as part of their investigation, their unfair investigation of the Biden self, which we are now admitting was in rapid decline.
And I'm calling it now.
It might be that he actually does have the cancer anyhow and that he didn't take the medication, as Dr. Drew was explaining, because some of the treatments, it's called something suppressors, androgen suppressors.
They cause dementia or they exacerbate dementia.
And it might be that back in the day when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, he already had some form of advanced dementia.
And they said the treatment's going to exacerbate the dementia.
So let's let it go untreated, which is why it got so aggressive.
I wouldn't be surprised if...
It was actually just advanced dementia, but let's get there.
They're getting ahead of the curve, people.
As House Republicans prepare to investigate former President Joe Biden's health and mental fitness while in office, well, you got a best-selling, I don't know if it's best-selling, but you got Jake Tapper and now I forget the other author's book on this.
You got the cover-up being admitted in real time now.
They are increasingly zeroing in on his use of a so-called auto pen to sign certain pieces of legislation and executive orders.
Auto pens have been widely used in the White House to generate signatures for decades.
They go back, I think, I want to say, not Eric Adams, Madison.
They go back to one of the early 1800s.
And I forget which president it was, but said it's the greatest invention ever.
Because it traces out the signature.
You might have a tremble and you might lose your signature.
You might not be physically present to do it, in which case, you know, it's a good tool to have.
They've been around for a while.
The question here is not how Biden used it, whether or not he was mentally fit when he was using it, but who the hell was using it?
Without his knowledge.
They've been widely used for signatures, yeah, from Barack Obama, the first president to use it to sign legislation.
But congressional Republicans, who are largely taking their cues from President Donald Trump, see the use of auto pens as a key line of attack as they reopen a probe into Biden's mental acuity and his ability to do his job as president.
Quote, We're focused on the auto pen.
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comey told CBC News, Who was making the decisions?
Who was authorizing his signature?
Was it him?
You'll notice here that the question is not necessarily the mental acuity.
The question is who was operating that pen and were they operating it with or without his demented knowledge?
There's no official record of how often Biden used an auto pen for official government business.
The Conservative Heritage Foundation released a study accusing the administration of using an auto pen extensively, largely based on the timing of when Biden signed documents to when he was traveling.
That's a pretty good indication of whether or not he was there when his auto pen was being used.
Department of Justice's Office of Legal Counsel issued a memo on the topic in 2005 that concluded that the practice was legal.
A federal appeals court ruled as recently as 2024 that the, quote, absence of a writing does not equate to proof that a commutation did not occur when it relates to the use of a presidential auto pen.
A former Biden White House official pushed back against Comer's assertion and defended the former president's auto pen use.
That Biden was not making decisions is false.
Well, he might have been making decisions.
Was he making the decision that we're talking about?
He made a decision.
He wiped his bum bum after he did a little potty.
Did he make the decision to use the auto pen for the Green Deal climate stuff?
Maybe not.
Maybe he didn't even know that it was happening because a bunch of staffers were doing it behind his back.
President Biden made the decision about the pardons and executive orders he issued and the legislation he signed into law.
The former official who was not authorized to speak on Biden's behalf told NBC News, quote, it is a well-established legal practice.
The autopet for signature made the decision.
The clerical mechanism was sometimes used during his administration We can skip the rest of this because it's really not the important part.
The important part comes to what was actually going on.
With respect to the pen potentially being used when he wasn't there and when he didn't know.
So you saw they're framing it.
The Republicans are waiting to pounce and waiting to highlight the use of the auto pen to question whether or not it was valid, legitimate.
Nothing to do with his mental acuity.
whether or not he even knew what the hell was going on.
Now, I will not be...
Partial bias.
And I will argue exactly as I would have had this been the other way around.
Watchdog finds, quote, no evidence Biden knew of crucial climate executive orders demands answers on who signed them.
The finding no evidence that someone knew something is trying to prove a negative.
I appreciate that they could find evidence that he did know.
Like, here's an email.
We're using the auto pen to sign this.
Here's a text message.
We're using the auto pen to sign this.
So they're going to say, we found no evidence Biden knew of crucial climate egos.
It's a very difficult thing to prove that he knew that the pen was being used above and beyond the only forms of evidence that we can possibly think of.
That being said, there's some serious smoke here.
First on Fox, a pro-energy group is renewing its call for an investigation into over half of a dozen Let's just assume that he made no public comment.
There's no internal record of the use of the pen.
It's known that he wasn't even there when it was done.
And there's no text message, email, formal document, formal notice.
Advising the president or acknowledging that the president's knowledge of the use of the auto pen for these exists.
Yeah, I mean, you could argue there's something of a reversal of a presumption going on there.
Power of the Future, a non-profit organization that advocates for American energy jobs, reviewed eight Biden executive orders that it says were significant shifts in domestic energy policy and said it found no evidence of the president speaking about any of them publicly, raising concerns that the orders were signed by Autopen and that he was not aware of them.
Quote, These are not obscure bureaucratic memos.
These were foundational shifts in American energy policy.
Yet not once did Joe Biden speak about them publicly, Daniel Turner, founder of the executive director of Power of the Future, told Fox News.
The executive orders reviewed by the Power of the Future include Arctic drilling ban in 2023, a 2021 executive order committing the federal government to net zero emissions by 2050.
Only the federal government.
It's not quite as bad as trying to do it to the whole country.
An executive order mandating quote, clean energy and quote, AI centers and an offshore drilling ban executive order shortly before leaving office in 2025.
Finding no evidence of Biden publicly speaking about the executive orders on climate power, the future sent letters this week to the DOJ EPA DOI Department of, I don't know, Department of Energy along with.
Quote, We could probably stop it there also because the rest of this is going to be more of the same.
What we are going to get to, by the way, sooner than later, it's going to be it wasn't happening.
He knew damn well what was going on.
But even if he didn't, you elected an administration and not an individual.
And understand that that is where they want to go with this one way or the other.
The they being the administrative state, the powers that want to convert the presidency into a parliamentary system.
You're not electing a president.
With executive powers, executive function, you're electing an administration.
And so the administration can do no wrong once the president is elected.
And whether or not he knew what his administration was doing, it's nonetheless valid and binding acts of the administration.
It's going to get there.
First, they're going to try to say he knew about it.
He defended it.
He promoted it.
Here's some correspondence confirming that he knew what was going on internally.
He didn't talk about it publicly, whatever.
And then after that, it's going to say, well, subsidiarily, but without prejudice to the foregoing, You elected a president and his administration and the acts of his administration are what you elected as well.
And therefore, even if the president wasn't there, even if they did it without his specific consent or knowledge, you know, it's part of what you elected and live with it.
I don't mind seeing these things challenged.
Not on the basis that when he signed it or when he authorized the autopen, he was not mentally all there because that is the double-edged sword that they will use to go after Trump later on.
When he pardoned the Jan Sixers, he wasn't all there.
He didn't know what he was doing.
He was unfit to contract because of whatever.
That being said, if they can prove that the president didn't even know that the auto pen was being used, it's a far different argument.
You're not attacking the acuity of the brain of the man doing it at the time.
You're basically saying there was fraudulent use of this by staffers and the administration, and therefore it is null and void.
And therefore, people do need to go to jail because this is fraudulent appropriation of executive powers.
And you want to talk about a constitutional crisis?
That might be a constitutional crisis.
The bottom line?
Biden is a demented old buffoon.
He was never in power.
he was the absentee president, and that's why they propped him up for as long as they could so that his administration, the deep state war horse who wanted war in Ukraine, war in Russia, You will own nothing and you will be happy about it.
And I would dare say challenge them and make it, set the precedent that so long as the president knows the auto pen is being used, then you can't question it.
That would be a decent precedent because it would open the door to the fact that if the president doesn't know the auto pen is being used, then those acts become challengeable.
Not necessarily null and void, but they can be challenged.
And the precedent should be that the auto pen should be used with the president's knowledge and the president should know when the auto pen is being used.
What else do we have going on here?
We got Commandeur Kim says, agreed.
Canada is a liability and a national security threat.
While all the Canadian boomers scream online about Trump bad, their country has already been conquered.
You see what's going on in Canada.
There is no other way to describe it.
Marco Rubio did something very good today.
It should be a perfect segue into that.
We'll get there in a second here.
Commander Kim says, while MAID is recommended to veterans with depression, Pakistani men videotaping kids on playgrounds and youth can't afford homes.
In a poll, Canadian boomer voters said Trump is the biggest threat to Canada.
Let's see if I can pull up the...
Hold on.
It was Brampton.
Assaults in Brampton increase.
Yeah, here we go.
It's mind-blowing.
You want to know what's going on in Canada?
Thank your lucky stars if you live in America.
I mean, even if you live in the commie hellholes like New York and California, but if you live in the free states like Florida, Texas, Tennessee.
Let me think of some other good ones.
Thank you, lucky stars.
Brampton and Mississauga are like, I don't want to say, northwest of Toronto.
These are places which are no longer Canadian.
People say they're no longer white.
Canada was never always white.
Canada was sort of, call it the melting pot, multicultural.
But Canada were people coming from all over the world to be Canadian.
And now it's people coming from all over the world to be whatever they were all over the world within Canada.
You go to Mississauga and Brampton, you won't recognize it as Canada anymore.
And with that said, listen to this.
449 assaults reported to police last month in Mississauga and Brampton.
And no, it's not going to be one of those situations where people are going to argue, well, they changed the definition of assault.
And so now it's a broader definition.
Listen to this.
Another month brings a continued rise in assault-related crimes in Mississauga and Brampton, with more than 400 incidents reported to police in the last 31 days.
From February 26 to March 29, Peel Regional Police data indicates a combined 449 assaults were reported across both cities, 232 in Mississauga and 217 in Brampton.
That works out to 14 or more of these crimes being committed.
Daily.
Hold on one second.
Let me just see what the population is.
Population of Brampton and Mississauga.
709, give or take, let's say under 800,000.
It's so, it's just, the data further highlights the top 16 common hotspots for four or more crimes involving assault.
These include Airport Road.
Oh, these are like actual areas.
Dundas Street.
Dundas is a crackdown.
Glenn Aaron Drive.
This is not going to make any sense to anybody who's not there, but one piece of information not mentioned in the police data is the specific types of assault involved in each case or what injuries, if any, were sustained by the victim.
How about the perpetrators?
Can we know a little bit of stats about the perpetrators?
However, of the 449 assault crimes in March, investigators have successfully solved 298 cases without...
They'll find your perps.
By the way, the Peel Regional Police.
Is where they told you also to leave your fobs at the front door because they're armed criminals and they've got real guns, not the fake guns, and they don't want anything else except for your car.
So leave your fobs at the front door.
Here are some noteworthy assaults cases from last month.
Okay.
Online chats lead to sex assault of teen.
Police charge Mississauga men.
Let me just open this up just for the sake of it.
A 32-year-old Mississauga man, do they...
Do they name the guy?
I'd love to...
Oh, he looks good.
That's what's going on in Canada, people.
Whether you appreciate it or not, if you're in America, appreciate the God-given rights that you have, the freedom of speech that you have, not the freedom of expression, the God-given rights to bear arms for self-defense, not for duck hunting, because that's never what it was about.
And appreciate what is going on in Canada.
That country is in a spiral of a descent where it is just a few years away from becoming Venezuela.
And the question now remains whether or not it's already within that event horizon that it is inescapably heading down the Venezuelan path.
Now, Marco Rubio, by the way, who has turned into the dark horse of the Trump picks, has come out with another massive W. I just, I love it.
I made a joke and people don't get the joke, but we'll get to the joke in a second.
Let me do actually something that's going to help because I want to see the full thread and I can't see it when it's in incognito.
Give me one second here.
Go here and do this.
Alrighty.
There we go.
Okay, let's bring the whole thread in here because it's worth reading.
Marco Rubio.
Marco Bub.
Senator Marco Rubio.
Tweets out.
For too long, Americans have been fined, harassed, and even charged by foreign authorities for exercising their free speech rights.
Free speech, baby, not freedom of expression.
Today, I am announcing a new visa restriction policy that will apply to foreign officials and persons who are complicit in censoring Americans.
Free speech is essential to the American way of life, a birthright over which foreign governments have no authority.
Keir Daley-Starmer, looking at you.
European Soviet Union, looking at you.
You want to talk about banning and sanctioning X and social media accounts and locking up Pavel Durov for not complying with your corrupt demands to censor?
Brazil, looking at you.
Foreigners who work to undermine the rights of Americans should not enjoy the privilege of traveling to our country, whether in Latin America, Europe, or elsewhere.
The days of passive treatment for those who work to undermine the rights of Americans are over.
I love it.
Jen and Eunice says, I like Jen and Eunice.
What did she say?
You are literally throwing people behind bars for writing op-eds.
We're getting political about...
Marco Rubio, the dark horse of the Trump administration, has leveled up in the cartoonish freakish of manners.
I made a joke to that saying, now grant asylum to the people who are being forced back to countries where they lock people up for social media posts and no people.
I wasn't talking about me yet.
I'm still saying Tommy Robinson has got to get his butt to America, claim asylum, and never go back to that UK hellhole that locked him up now.
I don't know if it's the third time.
Might be more now.
That locked him up and he just got out and Tommy Robinson hopefully is enjoying that sweet smell of freedom in as much as he can in that commie European Soviet Union hellhole that is the UK.
All right, let me see what's going on in the chat over here.
I believe the UK military members are resigning.
One after the other.
Well, they're going to have the same problem that we have in Canada.
In Canada, people are not recruiting.
People are not signing up.
People are leaving.
It's the brain drain that leads a country to turn into a Venezuela.
And then they claim, well, the population is not growing.
We're promoting abortion like it's Halloween candy.
We're promoting medical assistance in dying, euthanasia, also known as mercy killings, like it's cotton candy as well.
We're handing out death.
We've become a culture of death and a culture of chasing out our talent.
And now the population is not growing, so we've got to satisfy that lack of demand with immigration.
Now our healthcare system is failing, so we've got to satisfy that demand with immigration.
Remember, everybody, the great replacement theory is a racist conspiracy theory, but it's good that it's happening because the domestic population is just not reproducing enough.
And the domestic population is really just killing themselves because maids is now the top five killer in Canada.
It amounts for 4.2% of all death in the country.
And so we got to import people because Canadians aren't going to take these crappy jobs and the health care system is falling apart.
So we got to now start replacing you.
But it's not happening.
But it's good that it is in shutdown and shutdown.
Otherwise, you're a bigot.
Nova Scotia expands immigration program bid to fill pharmacy paramedic jobs.
When is this from?
September 23. Nova Scotia is expanding fast-track immigration program to include international students who want to become paramedics and pharmacy technicians in its latest move to address health worker shortages.
Why do you have health worker shortages?
Because people who can are leaving the country.
And then when you import all of these foreign workers who may or may not meet The standards of Canadian requirements.
Once you have a student visa program being used and abused by questionable types who then try to cross into America and are discovered to be on terror watch lists, well, then you have to say, we've got to shut it down.
500,000 immigrants a year might be a bit of a problem for a country of 40 million, even though they want to double the population of Canada by the end of the century.
You're not being replaced, but it's good that you are.
Shut up and don't say anything about it, you bigot.
Marco is looking to be present.
It's not bad.
Well, Marco would have to be, I would imagine, after J.D. Vance.
Unless J.D. decides he doesn't want to, there would be no way to do that.
Let me do one thing here, because I think I just noticed something come in over on the Rumble Tubes.
Yes, we did.
From Bill Tong.
Bringing it up here.
Hold on one second.
Biltong, one of our...
It's called Eat at Anton.
A-N-T-O-N on crumble.
Says, Biltong is one of the highest protein snacks in the world, boasting nearly 50% protein and packed with B12, creatine, iron, zinc, and more.
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It's delicious.
I'm going to pack some for the road trip so that I can eat something healthy to keep me awake while I drive.
And Anton, thank you for everything and thank you for being here.
As always.
All right.
Break this one out.
What do we do here?
Let me see what's going on in our VivaBarnesLaw.locals.com community.
Gaetan says, got myself some my father's cigars.
And T. Lee1776 says, amen.
And we got a clapping emoji.
Second Amendment, baby.
Who controlled the auto pen?
It says, Gaetan underscore J. Chlorfen says, I'm tooled to leave the UK.
I'll just watch the place burn.
And Outlook says, it's a loser country, and we have to make states out of it.
I'm not sure what that is.
And then we got one of the people says, death culture is what we see going on.
The death culture is the liberal, progressive, Democrat party.
And it is a death culture.
Abortion, transgenderism, sterilization of children, euthanasia.
The amazing thing is because it doesn't grow on its own.
It doesn't have its own children, so it has to recruit the children of others.
Now, speaking of children of others, Julie Kelly is getting some flack.
There's some beef on the internet, and I don't care to get into certain beef because there's a lot of people I like, even if I disagree with them from time to time.
I haven't much disagreed with Julie Kelly.
She's done the best work out there on the Jan Sixers, some of the other Trump cases, but I noticed, I saw it.
You know, come up in a tweet.
She's taken some flack for something she said today, which is this.
She said it on The War Room yesterday.
I also don't care about the Epstein information.
I don't care about those files.
I think it's irrelevant.
No one is going to be charged.
Everyone got away with it.
And I would much rather dig into January 6th.
You can't surrender like that.
You've got to get to the files.
I know, but I'm saying you'll get to the cover-up of exactly what the cover-up was.
They're even admitting they got these tapes and things.
This is cash and Pam.
Once you get into these things, they're rich.
As you know, Julie, you've done it yourself with no resource at all, just doing it yourself.
You understand as you start these investigations, every day you're telling me, hey, I found this, I found this.
The process itself delivers.
once you have intention and start moving down the.
I also.
You understand, even when someone speaks, you don't know if they're speaking in a tone of resignation or in a tone of affirmation.
You don't know if she's saying with some sort of approval or exacerbation, they're never going to get caught.
They're never going to get caught.
They got away with it.
Or they got away with it.
They're never going to get caught.
What more can you do?
And now let's move on to something where we can have some positive impact.
I know Kyle Serafin.
I believe he's sincere about this.
And he's being ironic.
Please shut up about the Epstein files, people.
Julie Kelly doesn't care about them.
Dan Pongino doesn't care.
The files are irrelevant.
Move on.
And you can tell the sarcasm there.
And I know that Kyle Serafin is sincerely interested, is sincere in his belief that the Epstein files are not irrelevant, that people should not move on, and I share that belief.
Listening to Julie Kelly talk about it, on the one hand, I think she's saying it in a sense of resignation.
She just doesn't think anything's going to come of it.
The idea that there are other things that are more important, like Jan 6, sort of is predicated on the idea that one can't walk and chew gum at the same time, or the biggest federal government on earth, for good and for bad, can't do two very important things at the same time.
I will disagree with Julie in that I think the Epstein files are of national.
International importance of the highest order.
And I don't know offhand what the statute of limitations is for child sex trafficking as of what year this was occurring to.
But I don't for a second believe that there are not people who are still potentially legally on the hook.
And I do actually believe that that's part and parcel of whatever delay it is that we're experiencing in terms of the disclosure of the videos that...
Disagree with Julie.
You don't have to go and destroy a person's character and integrity because you disagree with them on something that is core to you.
From Mediaite, Steve Bannon scolds far-right pundits.
How the hell is she far-right?
First of all, is Steve Bannon not far-right according to Mediaite?
Julie Kelly's far-right.
She's so far right, she gets faulted for apparently her and her husband having donated to Democrats.
I don't know, was it five or eight years ago?
She's so far right, she donated to the Democrats.
These people are idiots.
Media, you are a bunch of stupid idiots.
There's no other way to put it.
Serenity now.
Steve Bannon scolds far-right pundit for wanting to give up on, quote, irrelevant Epstein files.
You can't surrender like that.
Steve Bannon fumed after a far-right pundit appeared on his podcast Tuesday, called for the Trump administration to move on from the Jeffrey Epstein files.
In an interview on Bannon's War Room podcast, far-right commentator Julie Kelly.
How many times are they going to say far-right?
Let me just see something.
Far?
One, two, three.
Three times, yeah, the Trinity.
Julie Kelly made her case for why the Trump DOJ, which to the consternation of many MAGA faithful, has consistently stonewalled on all things We heard what she said.
I think it was more of a question of abandonment.
She doesn't think anything's going to come of it.
I think she's wrong.
It is important, and I think something will come of it.
That being said, in fairness to Julie, everybody, it wasn't the first time she said this.
She hasn't flip-flopped in a manner that would suggest that she's been Compromised or tainted.
She's been mildly consistent.
And from what I can tell, entirely consistent in her lack of interest in the Epstein files, if only from a professional perspective.
Like, there's a lot of important things going on in the world that we're not all equally immersed in.
I happen to be more interested in the, what I will never believe to be a bona fide, hands clean Epstein himself.
It's one of the eternal truths of this channel.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
It's the eternal truth.
One of the three eternal truths.
Always in writing, never in cash.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
I think we will get stuff out of this.
Part of me thinks the reason why we're not getting stuff out of it is because there's stuff in there to be got.
Like Steve Bannon says, you abandon it, you'll never get it.
The greatest trick the devil played is that you cannot resist, and the greatest trick the state played is that you cannot resist.
Barnes says it better, at least Barnes says it without screwing it up, but you get the idea.
You give up, you'll never win.
But Julie Kelly, it's not a new position.
It's not a volt of fast.
It's not like she's been compromised, tainted.
Someone got to her.
This was the best I could find.
It was from a couple of months ago where she tweeted out, the Trump DOJ is inundated every day with lawsuits filed by Dem activists in the Trump-hating DC court system.
No one on this side has covered these judges more than I have.
Unlike some newcomers, I know the record of every DC judge presiding over the latest version of lawfare against President Trump.
The lawsuits are by design.
I am probably alone here, but IDGAF, and that means I don't give a freak, people, for those who don't know, about the Epstein files.
I care that this DOJ is rooting out as much as possible bad actors in the DOJ and FBI.
It is not as easy as it appears.
I think we can probably all agree with that, but I think there might be some overlap between the Epstein files and the bad actors in the DOJ and the FBI, if I had to take a guess.
This is a huge battle with short-term and long-term consequences.
See Dellinger case.
The president and his DOJ faced almost insurmountable odds before the DC courts on the district and circuit court.
She's making a compelling argument.
You've got to choose your resources properly, but that doesn't mean abandoning on the most quintessential...
It was the Epstein files.
It was the litmus test.
It was the line in the sand for many.
And no, for those many, the populist movement that elected Trump, you can't say limited resources, we're going to move on to other stuff.
A, they are probably all intertwined.
Maybe not with the Jan 6 stuff, but the bad actors in the FBI and the DOJ, I would say, are inextricably intertwined with the Epstein files, and I would even say with the Diddy files.
So calm the F down, keep your eye on the ball, and don't fall for the low-hanging fruit, which is exactly the plan of the administration.
Well, that's not exactly the term for low-hanging fruit, or the ones that you can get easily, not the ones that are complicated and distract from resources.
And that was from March.
So, Julie Kelly has had that position for a while.
There's nothing sinister about whether or not she's been compromised or tainted.
I vehemently disagree with her on this as well.
She's entitled to her opinion.
It doesn't detract from the amazing work that she did.
And I have no doubt in the sincerity of Kyle Serafin, who is among some whistleblowers who probably knows that there is a there there in what is left and has yet been disclosed about the Epstein files.
Boopsie says, I'm still learning.
Can you please give me a brief description of how current Canada is a threat to U.S. national security so I can better articulate myself, says Boopsie in our locals community.
Thank you.
Why, yes, I can.
So here is a matter of fact up in Canada.
This will be repetitive for those of you who have been around the channel for a long time.
As a matter of fact, in Canada, a number of MPs have been unwittingly or wittingly used as intelligence agents or assets for foreign governments.
They've been infiltrated and Influenced by foreign forces, wittingly or unwittingly, unwittingly or wittingly, from China, from India.
China has infiltrated the Canadian government in no uncertain terms.
China has its police stations in Canada, where they use coercion to blackmail and extort Chinese Canadians or Chinese people living in Canada by threatening their family in China.
They have their hooks in the government.
They have their hooks in research.
There is an argument that COVID, if it didn't originate in Canada, at the very least it had two Chinese spy scientists working in Canada on some form of gain of function.
And those two Chinese scientists then disappeared into Wuhan and China and off.
Canada was training Chinese military soldiers for wintertime combat on Canadian soil.
China owns interests in mining companies.
China owns interest in land.
China imports what they call the precursors for the fentanyl crisis so that there can be fentanyl superlabs in Canada.
Fentanyl superlabs that produce enough fentanyl not just to service all of Canada, but to kill all of Canada.
And that fentanyl gets shipped internationally because it can't be consumed by Canada on its own.
And the argument is that much of that fentanyl makes its way into the states, either directly from the northern border, which, as we know, is not a militarized border, which is how the fentanyl seeps through the border on train cars, or because it's not a militarized border through other means.
And the argument that only 1% of the fentanyl nabbed in the cross-border traincars.
No, it means that the majority of fentanyl is not getting nabbed because of the nature of the porous, non-militarized border between Canada and the U.S. That and it's being shipped elsewhere and then snuggled up through the southern border.
So the fentanyl on its own, the super labs, the precursors, and the manufacture of fentanyl itself is a national security threat to America.
600 Canadians die of fentanyl overdose monthly, by the way, just so you know.
That's one thing.
Fentanyl.
Broadened by China because China has its hooks in the government.
It has its hooks in the banks.
It's got its own blackmail extortion schemes, as we've seen from these private gambling houses, where whether or not they get Canadian politicians who are actively participating in the corruption or who get blackmailed through Epstein type or other illicit conduct in these private Chinese casinos that exist in these mansions, in these multi-million dollar mansions.
So fentanyl.
Terrorism.
Canada threw its student visas and handing them out like they're candy to students who, a certain percentage of them, I think it's like 5%, default on their student visas because they were never legitimate student visas in the first place.
They got them.
They're coming from countries like Pakistan, China, India, Nigeria.
They come to Canada, they default on their student visas, and lo and behold, many of them appear to be on terror watch lists.
Many of you don't know this either, but the majority of the people who are on terror watch lists that get nabbed crossing into America, eight times more get nabbed coming from Canada than from Mexico.
Eight times more, by the way.
Not per capita, prorated.
Eight times more, give or take.
So you can imagine the illegal border crossings coming from Mexico.
And why would there be so many more on terror watch lists coming from Canada?
Might have something to do with Canada's immigration policy, specifically the student visas.
And they've acknowledged this.
Canada's acknowledged this.
They don't take care of the border.
They don't take care of who they're giving out visas to.
And from a terrorist perspective, it's become a national security threat.
And then you just talk about other geopolitical access to the north, going through the Arctic.
Canada hasn't secured its border.
It's been infiltrated by Chinese and Indian government interests and terrorist interests.
And ideologically, it's an existential threat to America as well.
So that's a short-winded answer to the question, Boopsy.
Thank you for allowing me to put it into a section that I will snip and clip.
And all of you out there, please snip, clip, and share away.
Cultivated mind in the houses.
Hey, Viva, can I get a shout out for my interview last week on the Survival Podcast with Jack Spirko titled Mushrooms for Human and Soil Health.
Episode 3675.
Thank you.
I absolutely refuse to shout out episode 3675 on Jack Spirko's title Mushroom for Human Soil and Health.
I will not shout out that episode.
Check it out, people.
It's in there.
Cultivated mind.
Thank you for being here.
Kicking snow.
It says, "Seems the low-hanging fruit is more of turned over roadblock." Well, there's that as well.
All right.
Hold on.
What are we moving on to now?
Give me one second to check something here.
Am I still in the studio?
I'm still here.
Okay, good.
So I was on the wrong page.
What do we have going on?
there was another story that I wanted to get to.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a segue into this, but there was an amazing court order, which is a little bit difficult to understand in abstractum.
Oh, come on.
Where is it?
I want to get to the court order.
It's a judge basically ordering the government to show cause because they believe that the government might have Order to show cause.
It's on government.usa.
Why can't I find the website here?
I got the website open.
Here we go.
It's right here.
The context to this is a little bit complicated.
This is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas San Antonio Division.
Is this it?
Yeah, Fred Beery.
This is it.
Okay.
Texas Association of Money Services Business.
Tamsby.
High Value Inc.
we get a bunch of other plaintiffs.
Civil action against Pam Bondi, Attorney General of the United States, Scott Bessent, Secretary of the Treasury, United States Department, Andrew Gacky.
The context of this is Kristi Noem wanted to reduce reporting requirements on currency companies from a $10,000 threshold to a $200 threshold, which I guess pisses off a lot of these currency exchange companies, and they contested it.
One of the plaintiff slash witnesses just got a notice that it was being audited and claimed that the audit of it as a plaintiff witness was retaliation for the lawsuit it filed against the government and got from this judge, who's, I believe, an activist judge, Fred Byrie.
Oh, you know what's funny?
Bread fiery.
If you spoonerize that, you get bread fiery.
That's funny.
Got an activist judge to issue an order to show cause, which is basically like, explain to me why you're not in contempt or explain to me why you haven't acted in a contemptuous manner.
That should be sanctioned by the court.
The judge says this.
This is what the judge's order is.
Before the court is, plaintiffs opposed motion for order to show cause regarding witness retaliation filed on May 23rd, 2025, the day I turned 46. After careful consideration, the court is of the opinion that the motion should be granted.
It is therefore ordered.
That plaintiff's opposed motion for order to show cause regarding witness retaliation is granted such that defendants are hereby ordered to show cause within 10 days of the date of this order, why the audit notice received by the business of Andreas Payan Jr. does not constitute unlawful retaliation for the testimony of Mr. Payan in this litigation.
The court particularly wants to know if these audit notices are sent to others similarly situated.
It is so ordered, signed this day, May 27th.
That was yesterday.
Now, leave that up there for one second.
I'm sort of amenable to this because the timing is, it's either suspicious or it's not suspicious.
The questions I have, and I think I know the answers to them, is what is the frequency of audits of currency companies like this?
The summary is that the judge issued this order and it directs Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and the other one there, Pan Bondi, all the others, the Treasury to explain why within 10 days the IRS sent a notice to the plaintiff.
It's a currency exchange business and explain why it's not unlawful retaliation for the testimony.
I suspect these organizations are audited regularly.
In fact, I wonder if they're going to come back with this order to show cause and say, others similarly situated are audited.
We do it all the time.
And it's par for the course because these agencies sometimes or these currency exchange companies are suspect as hell.
So some might say that this is an activist judge gone rogue, which he might very well be.
But Lord knows, when Obama had his IRS auditing the Tea Party, We saw corruption.
We thought it was corruption.
It was corruption.
I can understand how someone's going to look at this and say, this is convenient timing.
Who was it?
The journalist, Matt Taibbi, who got, I believe he got, I don't know if it was an audit notice.
He got a visit from some federal authorities the day he testified before Congress.
And we all thought it was retaliatory.
I don't blame anybody for thinking it's retaliatory.
Let them show.
That it's not.
That others so situated also got audit notices because it happens all the time because these companies are probably notoriously sus to say it as the children say it.
So there's that.
All right, now let me see one thing here.
Let me go over to Locals and see what's going on in the chat over there.
VivaBarnsLawPeople.Locals.com where we have an above average community where I pick their brains.
And I enjoy what they have to say.
One of the people says, now that Trump has made English the official language in the US, we may have to learn how to speak and write in that language.
LOL.
When we started homeschooling and when we started homeschooling, I was like, for all the things that kids know that they shouldn't know and for all the things that I know that I saw on the walls of the school, that they didn't know days of the week, months of the year, and when the season started.
Mildly basic that the schools seem to be failing a little bit.
SVEA123 says, Viva, I have a feeling it's to do with money exchanged for Mexican pesos and vice versa, and maybe it has to do with wire transfers.
Can you explain the premise of that lawsuit in plain English?
I can't because that was the question I had.
My suspicion is that, you know, on the one hand, we don't like lowering the thresholds for audits or for audits.
But I have no doubt, California and Texas, specific geography or geographic locations, specific companies, or at least a very specific target.
And I suspect it has to do with either the drug trade or immigration.
Well, I say either lawful or unlawful.
Transferring out of the country of monies or the potential laundering of monies because $10,000 for anything is a relatively high threshold.
But above and beyond having that sneaking suspicion, don't have what I would faithfully rely on as sufficient knowledge to have any strong opinion.
So more homework will be done on that before Sunday and we'll talk about it during the Sunday night show for sure.
Okay, hold on a second.
There was a comment in there that's going to allow me to segue.
Into our last discussion of the segment.
Listen to John Taylor Gatto to get the blow-by-blow of public de-education over the past century.
The plan has worked so well, says Fiddle Quich.
And Gaetan J says, I'm not in the U.S., but I speak French, English, and I'm starting Spanish.
Yes, my French is still great.
My English is above average and my Hebrew.
I realized that I can remember it very quickly.
I was sitting somewhere just this morning listening to someone behind me speak Hebrew, and I understood like 20% of what they were saying.
All right, people, we're going to go back to the land of the insane for this last story, Canada.
The year is 2025, and I make the joke often that Canada is not a real country.
It's not a serious country.
It's a mental institution.
It's an insane asylum.
Where the patients have taken over the asylum.
It's a urine-soaked heckle, or I should say a pee-pee-soaked heckle that has now been taken over by the criminals, taken over by the insane patients, and taken over by foreign interests.
And people were broken during COVID, and they've never come back from it.
And I saw a story flipped my way earlier today from Encryptus.
And he flips it to me, and I start listening.
I was like, no, this has to be from 2021.
This can't be a new story.
And no, I went and did 30 seconds of due diligence.
This is a story from this year, from today, and you simply won't believe it.
This is the BSD CAN 2025.
I have no idea what this is.
I don't do coding.
But from what I understand, it's something to do with tech and coding.
Largest BSD conference.
BSD Can is the definitive BSD event of North America and welcomes BSD Unix.
See, I only know a Unix in another context, but something tells me that there might be a strong overlap between Unix developers and Unix.
All right, bada bing, bada boom.
Developers, administrators, and users of every level of experience get direct access to friendly people who make the internet run smoothly and develop.
Your favorite modern products and services.
Whether you are shy or outgoing, we welcome you.
Oh, that sounds very fun.
A very weird thing to say about whether you're shy or outgoing, we welcome you.
Wait until you see who they don't welcome, people.
The dates.
2025 dates.
June 11th and 12th.
June 13th and 14th.
Tutorials and conferences, respectfully.
The location.
University of Ottawa in the Desmarais building, 55 Laurier Avenue East.
See the map for clarification.
The University of Ottawa strives to be barrier-free.
And scent-free.
Stop.
Sorry, I didn't see this the first time.
What the hell does scent-free mean?
What the hell does scent-free mean?
Why is it not telling me what scent-free means when that's the link that it gave us for scent-free?
Chat, if you know what scent-free means, does that mean like no smoking or vaping?
Social events.
Oh, my nose is itchy.
There will be social events before, during, and after the conference.
Call for papers.
The call for papers will be issued on 17th December 2024.
Yadda yadda.
Sponsors.
If you want to join the amazing group of BSD Can sponsors, please go to our spot.
Closing auction.
Announcements.
Okay, whatever.
Volunteers, masks, and public health.
This is reality, people.
This is Canada.
Nobody likes masks.
We don't enjoy BSD Can looking like a scene out of the latest Michael Crichton thriller.
However, BSD Can is about community.
A community protects its most vulnerable members, and we have many vulnerable members.
So we are requiring that attendees wear masks.
See details below.
Finding a mask that fits your face snugly and comfortably before arriving in Ottawa can make wearing a mask during the conference much less aggravating.
BDSDC can, does require you to wear a mask in the conference venues, except for food and drinks, see below, that is well-fitted and worn properly, covering both mouth and nose, that meets international medical and or scientific standards, meets N95K, whatever these things are, or equivalent.
No exhalation vent.
That's it!
It does not require you to wear the mask outdoors, thank goodness.
Outside the conference venues, thank goodness.
During the closing reception, which is well-ventilated and open to the outside, while you are the speaker, presenter, for the brief moment required to take a drink while you are actively eating, if you are appropriately spaced out from other...
There is no other way to put it.
There's no polite way to put it.
Insane retardation of a massive swath of the population.
If you are unable to wear a mask, we deeply regret excluding you this year.
We hope you can participate remotely via streaming options.
We deeply regret excluding you.
And what does it say here?
Where was it that I highlighted in the beginning?
Inclusivity.
Where the hell did they say it?
We welcome you.
We welcome you.
Now, it's insanity.
There's no other way to put it.
It's mental retardation, political insanity.
The other thing that it might also be is the culling out of ideological thought.
This is how you capture.
I don't know what the use of BSD is.
I have no idea.
I don't know what Unix are, except under very different circumstances.
And that's only because jokes.
This is how you capture an industry.
This is how you weed out.
Those with whom you have ideological differences, but you do it in a way that looks like you're doing it to protect the vulnerable.
Canada is an insane asylum.
And the fact that this is even allowed to occur and that there aren't people, I don't know if there are people up in arms protesting this because it's nothing shy of the most oppressive tyranny on earth.
Unscientific.
The social distancing, we know, was a concoction that was fabricated out of whole cloth.
The masks, we know.
Do nothing to prevent the spread of this particular virus.
You can take it off when you're eating.
Unscientific ideological drivel coming out of Ottawa.
And now you wonder why the Liberals gained seats in the last election.
You wonder why Canada is on a highway to hell.
Because they have people who push this.
A lot of people love it.
And there's nobody pushing back on it.
And those who tried to push back might have found freedom elsewhere.
I'm not going to sit there going down on the insane asylum ship, being drowned by people around them who don't even understand that they need to be saved.
That is what's going on in Canada.
All right.
Now, let me see here.
I think we've done good, peeps.
I think we've done everything here.
Chicago State Company.
Thank our sponsor.
Let's go see what some of the comments are over on the Rumble chat.
King of Biltong.
I'm going to bring this one down.
Windows is shite.
That has to do with this.
My boat is named social distancing, says Bucklebrush.
Sanglant86 says, it's also used as AI servers for home systems.
Okay, this is not me.
Bcancella0608 says, I feel like you have to wear a mask.
I feel like if you have to wear a mask, you should probably stay home.
My name is Katie Gates and I use Linux.
There's going to be a lot of...
BSD Berkeley Software Distribution.
Dude, I have no idea what the heck is going on.
A eunuch is a castrated man, for those of you who didn't know.
Yeah.
All right, people.
What I'm going to do is a relatively short afterparty on Locals because I'm going to hit the road with my boy and we're going to go drive up to Georgia.
I don't think we're going to get all the way to Georgia.
Does everybody know that meme?
It might be mildly disturbing.
It's actually kind of a great Georgia!
It's called Domestic.
It was a short film that became a meme.
So some of you might know the meme.
Here we go.
This is it.
I remember when I saw this, a 30-second video that became a meme.
This is 12 years ago.
And there is a deeper meaning to it.
The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
Says, who said that?
The Real Rock.
Be safe, David.
Says Jabari 308.
Absolutely.
BSD must be a California.
So uplifting for this Canadian.
So uplifting for this Canadian.
Thanks, LOL, says Christina 76. Are we looking at this?
Who knows what this is?
Domestique.
Short film that became the meme.
that many of you might not know.
Georgia!
Hiya, yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, come on here.
Come here, Georgia.
Okay.
Yeah.
Georgia!
and Everybody knows this meme.
That's it.
It was a high school project.
Let me see if the description is in here.
Hammond Day.
Man.
Oh, look at this.
That's my comment from eight years ago.
Let me see.
Oh, that is so weird.
I since discovered the context of it.
That I've absolutely forgotten about.
Okay.
That's a trip down memory lane.
Eight years ago.
2025.
That was the year 2017.
Wild.
All right, peeps.
Let me see.
Who are we going to raid now?
Let me see who's up here.
Oh, can we raid?
No.
Who do we want to raid?
I've got Dr. Drew pulled up if you'd like to do it, Dr. Drew.
Oh, yes.
Absolutely, Dr. Drew.
There is the Bitcoin conference going on.
Redacted News is on the cover page right now.
Are we all being played about this coming war with Iran?
One big psyop.
Let's read Dr. Drew, as always.
Dr. Drew is awesome.
Pick his brain all the time.
He might regret having given me his cell number, but I try not to abuse him, except when I eat dog fennel.
Oh, by the way, I got The NAC.
N-Acetylcysteine.
Yes.
So, I got some.
As I got some energy drinks today.
So I'm going to take that for a little while because apparently it's a detoxifier or something and see how I feel.
Now, with that said, we're going to raid Dr. Drew.
Show some love.
Show some love out there as well.
Let me get the link for that.
That was a good one.
And that's it.
Okay, it's gonna be an intense couple of days.
We're driving a few, we'll do like three or four hours tonight.
We'll end up where we end up.
Do the rest of it tomorrow.
I will get to Georgia for four o 'clock for the afternoon show.
We're gonna run around.
Apparently there's some fishing out there.
We're gonna do some off-roading.
Ginger Ninja's gonna be there.
I'm going to meet a bunch of the veterans and volunteers who are working on the home.
I'm going to meet the...
I'm going to be there for the ribbon cutting.
And then we're going to drive back.
So it's going to be one hell of an adventure.
And it should be awesome.
Thank you all for being here.
Make sure that you subscribe.
Hit the notification bell.
You know what to do before you head out.
And we're going to move on over to locals.
Has the raid been affected?
It has been affected.
And let's go see.
Here we go.
Viva raid.
Booyah!
Oh, he's got Naomi Wolf on.
I want to have Naomi Wolf on, actually, at some point.
Okay, so go raid Dr. Drew.
Show some love if you're not going to come over to vivabarnslaw.locals.com.
Get the book.
Oh, I got to remember the book.
I've got to remember to bring the books because I'm going to give them out at the...
Okay, Louis the Lobster returns to the sea on Amazon.
Go, everybody.
Enjoy the day, locals.
Here I come and we're going to have a beautiful after party.
The big golden dome after party only at vivabarnslaw.locals.com.
I will see you all tomorrow.
Godspeed, peeps and locals.
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