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July 17, 2017 - Knowledge Fight - Bonus
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The Hellfire Club

Dan Freezen and Marty DeRosa dissect the 1749 Hellfire Club, founded by Sir Francis Dashwood, debating whether its debauchery masked political plotting involving figures like John Wilkes and Benjamin Franklin. They analyze members such as the Earl of Sandwich and Paul Whitehead, whose heart Dashwood allegedly preserved, while drawing parallels to modern groups like Bohemian Grove. Ultimately, the hosts suggest that secrecy creates an illusion of power, questioning if these historical gatherings were merely smokescreens for serious agendas or genuine expressions of elite excess. [Automatically generated summary]

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What They Want You To Think 00:14:15
unidentified
All I do is smash heads, bro.
marty derosa
That's what they want you to think.
That's what they want you to think.
unidentified
That's what they want.
marty derosa
You'd have been.
It is what they want you to think.
That's what they want you to think.
unidentified
Come and check out.
marty derosa
My club, it's a friendly place where we can get together.
What's up, man?
Do all kinds of cool shit, like fucking do drugs and whatever.
It's called the Hellfire Club.
How cool is that name?
Maybe the coolest name of a club ever.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Freezen Point.
I'm Dan Freezen.
Marty DeRosa in the studio with me to talk some conspiracies.
I'd like to give you my standard welcome.
marty derosa
Dan is good.
unidentified
Your butthole will be flaming, and you will not be able to sit down.
marty derosa
I tell you what, Dan.
unidentified
Welcome to the show.
marty derosa
I'm so excited.
I don't want to sit down.
If you, sometimes I'll do, every once in a while, whatever, sometimes, every once in a great moon, I'll do morning radio.
And sometimes these places, they stand up.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
When I did Man Cow, I had to stand.
marty derosa
The cow is now.
It's me, Man Cow.
Dan.
dan friesen
Hey, how's it going, Man Cow?
marty derosa
It's Man Cow.
How are you doing?
I love the conspiracy theories.
dan friesen
I hear that you're friends with the guys at the Moody Blues.
marty derosa
Moody Blues.
dan friesen
Now, Turd.
marty derosa
Fuck that.
dan friesen
I'm not sure I know any Moody Blues.
marty derosa
Dan, I don't care about Moody Blues.
I am so excited for this topic.
dan friesen
Yes, absolutely.
A little peek behind the curtain.
We're recording this on a day when you are super busy.
marty derosa
Dan.
dan friesen
And so we don't have time to fuck around and talk about Mankow loving the Moody Blues.
marty derosa
This podcast is all about looking behind the curtain.
dan friesen
Generally, we sit around and talk for a good 20 minutes before we get to our topic.
marty derosa
But today, I don't have time to bleed and I don't have time to dick around.
dan friesen
We just don't have the time.
We gotta get straight to it.
It's time for That's What They Want You to Think.
marty derosa
I don't know if we did this last week.
We didn't do this last week.
unidentified
We didn't.
Shit.
marty derosa
We're so busy.
dan friesen
It's not working this week.
marty derosa
Just do you, just hum it and I'll, and I'll sing it.
dan friesen
Do, Until you have a flame coming out of your butthole.
Take that, Spotify.
marty derosa
What if Spotify wrote you?
I'm like, hey, Dan, that was kind of harsh.
dan friesen
That was kind of rude.
Why did you tell us to have flames in our butthole?
Marty, today we are talking about something that I have wanted to look into for a while now.
This is a topic that has always caught my head.
It's something that Alex Jones complains about sometimes.
A lot of conspiracy people talk about these guys.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
We're talking about the Hellfire Club.
marty derosa
This is one of those where I'm familiar, but I'm not familiar.
dan friesen
Uh, what do you know about the Hellfire Club?
What have you heard?
Have you heard anything?
marty derosa
Uh, a place I'd like to hang out at.
Uh, it sounds like a cool group of people.
I think this gets thrown in with like the Anton Leves and the Satanists a little bit.
dan friesen
With the Church of Thelema and our old friend Alastair Crowley.
marty derosa
Yes, Mr. Crowley.
dan friesen
There are some interesting overlaps.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Uh, first of all, the, the slogan of the Hellfire Club was, uh, Fais ce que voudrez.
Which, uh, or, uh, I might be mispronounced.
There's no, there's no, okay, so like in French, you know, you need a subject and a predicate.
There's no subject in there.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
It's just do what thou wilt in French.
Do what thou wilt.
Ce que, ce que, ce que voudrez.
marty derosa
Something any Satanist can get into.
dan friesen
Do what thou wilt.
marty derosa
Do what thou wilt.
dan friesen
That was their slogan, which also later became, uh, Aleister Crowley's slogan, which he, uh, popularized with his, uh, crazy weirdo-ness.
marty derosa
He's a, I like him.
unidentified
I do too.
marty derosa
I wish- I have a soft spot in my heart for Aleister Crowley.
I, I wonder about him a lot because I don't- Who do you like better, Anton LaVey or Aleister Crowley?
dan friesen
Probably Crowley.
marty derosa
I think I'm an Anton LaVey guy.
dan friesen
You're an Anton LaVey guy?
marty derosa
I think so.
dan friesen
Where's the breakdown?
marty derosa
What's, uh- You think he's just more fun on talk shows and stuff?
dan friesen
I don't know if Aleister Crowley was really on many talk shows.
marty derosa
I don't think so.
dan friesen
He was too busy having women fuck dogs and stuff like that.
marty derosa
I think Anton LaVey, as the face of the Church of Satan, or Satanism, whatever, I almost said Satanology, which was a great name too.
dan friesen
Sure, that would have been awesome.
marty derosa
Um, I miss that there isn't that now.
dan friesen
There, there isn't a good Satanist?
marty derosa
That we don't have an evil, I mean, I know his sons.
dan friesen
Last week we were talking about how we need a sane conspiracy theorist.
Maybe we start Satanism.
I need, we be cool Satanists.
marty derosa
I need a cool Satanist who, which I think Anton LaVey did, when you listen to like, look, here's what we're really all about, you're like, I'm kind of on board with this guy.
dan friesen
We are into Doing whatever we want to do while respecting other people's boundaries.
marty derosa
What can be wrong with that?
dan friesen
We have very firm rules about not hurting children.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because they don't have the free will that we have.
marty derosa
They don't.
dan friesen
It's like, that all makes total sense.
marty derosa
We put them in the playpen.
Yeah.
While we extinguish the fire in each other's buttholes.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If you want to do really fucked up stuff that maybe culture thinks is out of line, maybe they think it's distasteful, but it's not.
It's all consensual.
Why not?
marty derosa
Sign me up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
marty derosa
So I think a guy who comes on a show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You're talking about like Anton LaVey today shows up on Fallon.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
And he's got like a black suit and a red, black suit, black shirt, red tie.
dan friesen
It'd be really hard to take that guy seriously on Fallon.
marty derosa
Some cool rings, some cool rings.
Or, okay, maybe that's the old church.
Maybe that's the old Church of Satan.
dan friesen
Dude, knuckle tattoo, Satanism.
marty derosa
Here's just a new.
dan friesen
Satanism fits across the knuckles.
marty derosa
Yes, Nick would be very happy in that.
Shout out to Jam Sandwich.
dan friesen
New episode today, by the way.
Check out manontop69.com.
marty derosa
But I think that, you know, you get a good looking guy or a beautiful woman.
dan friesen
It would be great if you had a beautiful woman.
marty derosa
They're on, or trans.
dan friesen
A trans woman.
marty derosa
You get, you get like, a gorgeous trans woman.
You get like a Bailey J type.
unidentified
Dude.
marty derosa
A little bit of a gothier twist.
dan friesen
She's already posting tons of pictures of herself, like with Baphomet in the background and stuff.
We're almost, we're halfway there with Bailey.
marty derosa
She comes on a show and she's just like, Jimmy, I do what I want to do.
Whatever feels good, I do it.
If, and she looks in the camera, if I don't hurt anybody.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You know what?
She's already there.
All she needs to do is start.
Maybe she already has.
I'm not enough of a person.
marty derosa
How do you argue with that?
unidentified
I'm not an overly expert.
dan friesen
Maybe she is our Satanist role model.
marty derosa
How do you argue?
I want a Satanist role model that kids can get into.
dan friesen
Sure.
marty derosa
Marilyn Manson, you were almost there.
dan friesen
Yeah, but you were a little bit too much of a weirdo.
marty derosa
You were too weird.
I needed a Marilyn Manson who looked like, you know.
dan friesen
You know what the problem with Marilyn Manson was?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
He dodged all the rumors about taking out his ribs so he could suck his own dick.
If he had just leaned into that, he could have been totally cool.
marty derosa
No pun intended.
He would have leaned, he would have bent over to that.
dan friesen
Yeah, he would have just been like, yeah, of course I did that shit.
unidentified
I just.
marty derosa
I feel like that, and that shows where we've grown as a society.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
In that 20 years when Manson was like the guy.
Uh, now he could have been like on a show and I think he literally could have been like, yeah, of course I did.
dan friesen
Bitch, I suck my own dick all day.
marty derosa
It's fun as shit.
Also, if you're Marilyn Manson, I don't know, you don't need to do that yourself.
You're Marilyn Manson, right?
dan friesen
You might have had some dark nights.
You know, here's the thing.
I think I'm this way and I think that if I were famous, I would be the same way.
If there's sometimes I don't want to hook up with somebody.
I would rather be alone.
I would rather have some self sexual gratification.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
You know, being with somebody requires, sure, it requires another active participant, it requires someone, there's, there's, uh, there's fallout sometimes.
marty derosa
I understand that, I understand that, and I, and I agree with you.
dan friesen
Things can go wrong.
marty derosa
I agree.
I agree.
I, uh, there are, there have been numerous nights where I could have taken a lover, and I said, I'm okay.
dan friesen
It's not worth it sometimes, but that's another thing that I'm learning as I grow more and more into my own sane head.
marty derosa
If I could give you a membership card, to join a club, where, you know, Anything goes.
Anything goes.
No one gets hurt.
unidentified
Who wouldn't be in?
dan friesen
It would be like these.
marty derosa
I don't know how to crack these societies.
dan friesen
You know, it would be like, uh, Steamworks, the, uh, gay bathhouse here.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
With women.
Like with women around.
Give me a break.
You could go to Steamworks, but there's just a ton of ladies around with the dudes.
marty derosa
Like-minded people.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
marty derosa
Maybe first I'm just watching.
I'm just checking things out.
dan friesen
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
So the Hellfire Club may or may not have been sort of like that.
unidentified
I'm in.
You know?
dan friesen
Uh, it was founded by a guy named Sir Francis Dashwood, which again is a fucking awesome name.
marty derosa
Fancy name for a fancy man.
dan friesen
The records, uh, indicate that it was founded about 1749, but because it was a secret organization, it definitely could have existed before that.
Uh, and it met irregularly around England in various places.
Like, there were some caves they had that they would meet in.
unidentified
Guys.
dan friesen
There were some mansions.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
You know what I was thinking about?
I was on Instagram, and I saw that some, uh, Instagram model posted a picture in front of, like, some, uh, like, uh, limestone stuff.
Like a spiral staircase.
I'm like, in my life, I'm probably never going to see a limestone staircase ever again.
My life is probably like, it's never going to get there.
That's a bummer.
marty derosa
I thought about it.
I go, I'll never spend the night in the White House.
I thought about that the other day.
dan friesen
You might.
marty derosa
Yeah, you never know.
dan friesen
Female president, not Hillary, let's say.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Let's say we get a female president down the line.
unidentified
Michelle Obama.
dan friesen
Who could get it?
You know what I'm saying?
She starts having affairs on the president.
marty derosa
And I'm starting to hear they're throwing around the name the first gentleman for Bill.
Not the first woman, not the first man, the first gentleman.
dan friesen
Well, that would be kind of like the, I mean, she's called the first lady.
That's not like the first woman.
So, I mean, that's right.
Yeah, I mean, first gentleman would be, that would make sense.
Ladies and gentlemen?
marty derosa
Ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's, if they did anything else, it would be weird.
marty derosa
Yeah, the first gentleman.
I don't know why I thought, what are they going to call him?
dan friesen
So, the Hellfire Club met until about 1960, not 1960, 1760.
marty derosa
1960, baby, to Austin Park.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So, allegedly, they had a run of about 11 years, but probably longer based on the secretive nature of it.
Before that, there were previous groups called Hellfire Clubs, but none of them reached the level of notoriety that Dashwood's did.
Also, Dashwood had started previous groups throughout the 1730s, 40s, and a little bit into the 50s.
He started a group called the Egyptian Society, the Society of the Dilettanti, which is based on the term Dilettante, which means a person who cultivates an area of interest such as the arts without real commitment or knowledge.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
It's a strange name for your group.
marty derosa
Which is me with this podcast.
I'm not doing research, but I'm into it.
dan friesen
He also had a group called the Devan Club.
All of these were interesting social organizations, especially like the Egyptian society, but none of them really had staying power or any kind of impact.
marty derosa
And you've got to have staying power when you're doing a sex society.
dan friesen
We don't know if it's a sex society, though.
You're making a lot of assumptions about it.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
There was a guy named Horace Wapple, who was an art critic and politician of the time.
marty derosa
His quote You know, that dude got down.
Art critic and politician?
dan friesen
He probably did, but he was not a member of these groups.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
But his.
Is, uh, assessment of the dilettante, the Society of the Diletante, uh, he, he was quoted as saying, a qualification, uh, or a club for which the nominal qualification is having been to Italy and the real one being drunk.
marty derosa
I've been both.
unidentified
Yeah.
I'm in.
dan friesen
The two chiefs are.
The two chief members are Lord Middlesex and Sir Francis Dashwood, who were seldom sober the whole time they were in Italy.
That's the assessment of that.
marty derosa
That was me also.
I just graduated high school and I went there and I just partied.
I drank my face off.
I went to a nude beach.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You get all naked on that beach?
marty derosa
I didn't.
It was a topless beach.
dan friesen
Oh, you couldn't sling dick on that beach?
unidentified
Nah.
marty derosa
They weren't ready.
dan friesen
I don't feel like it's fair to call that nude beach.
marty derosa
Topless.
dan friesen
It's not nude, though.
unidentified
Topless.
dan friesen
Uh, so the, uh, you know, that's the sort of vibe of the groups that, uh, that Dashwood is involved with.
So all of these groups are basically built on debauchery, they're drunk dudes.
Uh, but also the idea of being in Italy is important.
The Egyptian society is based on, uh, having traveled to the Ottoman Empire.
Uh, all of these dudes who were involved went on this thing called the Grand Tour.
I don't know if you've ever heard of this.
marty derosa
Would you like the Grand Tour?
dan friesen
Yes.
marty derosa
The real Grand Tour?
dan friesen
It's a thing where it was a tradition of the day where after dudes who were really rich, they came from rich families, they would go.
You know how, like, these assholes now, like, last week we could talk about the 10 signs you're a basic bitch.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If there was a dude version of that, one of them would be you don't stop about how you backpacked through Europe.
Okay.
That's this, but for rich people in the 1700s.
The Grand Tour would go from England down through what would now be Germany, but Germany didn't exist, a little bit into France.
You'd spend a bit of time in Paris, and then you'd go straight south down through all of the stuff, go through the Alps and Switzerland, and then go down into Italy.
And it would end in Italy.
But some people who were weirdos, like Dashwood, like some of the other characters we're going to meet in a bit, didn't think that tour was enough.
So they would keep going, and they'd end up going to Greece, they'd end up going to Egypt, they'd end up getting some awareness of the Ottoman Empire, and they'd be introduced into Eastern Europe.
Creating A Fake World 00:03:41
dan friesen
Sort of things.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Eastern ideals, and they'd go to like Malta, and so they'd come back with this much like how when people come back from Burning Man, they're like, oh, I got this new thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
They'd go to the Ottoman Empire and they'd be like, oh, there's an awareness that I have that the rest of the world doesn't have.
We got to start a secret group.
And so that's, I think that's the genesis of some of these groups.
unidentified
I like it.
dan friesen
The Egyptian Society, the Dilettante, and then eventually the Hellfire Club.
In the Dilettante Club, Francis Dashwood.
He ends up meeting a guy named John Montague, who is the fourth Earl of Sandwich.
And the two of them become friends, and then eventually they're major players in the Hellfire Club.
John Montague, along with John Wilkes and Francis Dashwood, were the sort of main ringleaders that we're aware of from the Hellfire Club.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So, around 1949 or 17, I keep saying 19s, Around then, around 1749, the Hellfire Club gets going.
And one of the things that's really important about them, and the reason that they stand out, and 300 years ish later, people are still talking about them, is that they weren't a secret society.
But what they did is they really, really publicized how secretive they were.
Their brand was secrets.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And so they would talk a lot about how they couldn't talk about what they were doing.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And so the word would spread of like, they're doing some stuff there.
We don't know what they're doing.
And there's this great quote.
marty derosa
Why do you think they did that?
dan friesen
Well, there's this great quote that I found that I actually think explains.
marty derosa
Oh, perfect.
dan friesen
Is an answer to your question.
marty derosa
We finally get an answer on this podcast?
dan friesen
I think so.
marty derosa
That's insane.
dan friesen
Secrecy is one of the greatest accomplishments of humanity.
Secrecy secures, so to speak, the possibility of a second world alongside the obvious world, and the latter is most strenuously affected by the former.
So, what that's saying is if you have a secret group, the mind reels at what it could be, and that creates this world of possibility that affects the world of reality.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So, if you get what that's saying?
marty derosa
Yeah, it's kind of saying that, like, look.
We can create this other world.
And the fact that we can create this other world makes the world that we do live in different.
dan friesen
Well, if you and me created a secret group, let's say, the public would start to talk about what we were doing.
marty derosa
And there's a power to having that secret group.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But even if we weren't doing anything in this secret group, people wanting to know what our secret is, they would start making shit up.
And we would gain power from their fake world that they're creating.
And all of a sudden, our real world has the power of that fake world.
marty derosa
Nightclubs, like lines.
unidentified
Uh huh.
Yep.
marty derosa
Because people see lines and they don't want to go in there.
dan friesen
Nightclubs and comedy clubs.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, or, let's say, the illusion of scarcity.
unidentified
Absolutely.
marty derosa
Let's say you're at a house party and there's the people who are all going in one room and keeping that door shut and kind of like, you're not allowed in that room.
dan friesen
You know, there's cocaine in there.
marty derosa
I want to get in that room.
dan friesen
Or that's the secret world you're creating.
marty derosa
I want to get in that room.
Yeah.
There's that idea of like, you know, or like, hey, VIP, you can't come in here or whatever.
It's like, I want to go in there.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
I like it.
dan friesen
Well, it's interesting too because I think those examples you use are great and then they also illustrate very clearly that most of the time, whatever's behind that door is not as good as.
This fake world you've created.
marty derosa
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
There's probably three people in there talking about how much they love wagon wheels.
marty derosa
Well, I mean, or this idea of like, you think of like, oh, Swingers Club.
The Illusion Of Scarcity 00:04:55
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
Get me in there.
dan friesen
It's just old dudes with huge bushes sitting around in hot tubs.
marty derosa
Yanking their dongs.
dan friesen
Yeah, they've got water beds to fuck on.
No way.
Get out of here.
unidentified
Creeps.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I've watched enough HBO documentaries on theaters.
marty derosa
Real sex ruined everything for me.
dan friesen
It's old dudes with huge bushes.
marty derosa
Mall Santas.
dan friesen
Yeah.
marty derosa
On vacation.
dan friesen
We're back to this.
marty derosa
I'm not talking about John Bonet anymore.
unidentified
Okay.
marty derosa
Case closed.
unidentified
Cha chunk.
dan friesen
So that's sort of the groundwork that we're laying for this group.
Now, it's interesting because a lot of the stuff they were up to, we don't know.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
It's lost to history.
People don't know, but the legends that people would tell were crazy.
marty derosa
Do you think that, also, that society at that time, a little repressed, would you say?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
England in the 1700s was not the most swinging time.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Most swinging place.
But I think a lot of people were on the low doing a lot of shit.
marty derosa
Yeah.
And if they were sort of building this brand of like.
You know, like, I remember listening to, like, a podcast with, like, Sam Kinnison's old partner, whatever.
dan friesen
The Outlaws, guys.
marty derosa
Or whatever the dude is, uh, whatever his name is.
And their whole thing was never deny anything.
Never deny anything.
If anyone said, I heard you guys fucking, you know, shot a horse and bitch, never, hey man, can't, what are you gonna do?
dan friesen
Or, I don't know about that.
I don't know if that's sort of, like, it's the best denial.
marty derosa
Can't say we did, can't say we didn't.
But this, this thing seems like this idea of, like, I don't know if they would have had the, the, the, the foresight to be like, years from now.
They're going to be like, what did they do?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At the moment in 1750 or whatever, there's no way they could be like, all right, in this country that doesn't exist yet, there'll be two dudes recording into equipment that doesn't exist yet.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Talking about us on a podcast.
Yeah.
That's so crazy.
Unless they had the ability of remote viewing and they could remote view the future.
marty derosa
If so, and they're seeing us, hey, how's it going?
dan friesen
Hey, Hellfire Club.
So this is pretty cool.
This is a great quote from Francis Dashwood.
Just to give you an idea of what kind of guy he was.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was a guy who was involved in politics and what have you, but he also, like, allegedly his wife was a bit of a prude.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And so two months before their wedding in 1745, Dashwood was writing to a friend bragging that he was, quote, employing 20 of the 24 hours wither upon his belly and from thence, like a public reservoir, administering to those of other people by laying his cock in every private family that has any place fit to receive it.
marty derosa
That's just.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
20 out of the 24 hours of the day, he's fucking.
marty derosa
20, 20, 24 hours ago.
That's what that original line is about.
dan friesen
You need to be sedated after this.
marty derosa
You want to be sedated.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's putting his cock in every private family that has any place fit to receive it.
marty derosa
I'm up 20 hours a day burying my cock.
dan friesen
That's amazing.
And that's a sexual compulsive.
marty derosa
Oh, you think so?
dan friesen
Yeah.
marty derosa
Oh, you think so, Dan?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a dude who's maybe doing something.
marty derosa
I love a good quote.
You know, I love a good, I love a good quote by these type of guys.
unidentified
Sure.
marty derosa
Like, uh, Anton LaVey has a great quote about like, uh, everyone has a, has a, has a, a, a beast or a demon inside of them that needs to be.
dan friesen
You know my tattoo.
marty derosa
Exercise, not exercise.
dan friesen
You know my Steppenwolf tattoo.
marty derosa
You got it.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
There's a, there's an animal in all of us that sometimes needs to just come out.
dan friesen
But I think that a lot of people do it wrongly and I've probably done it wrongly in the past.
That animal does not get exercise, uh, gym style exercise by drinking necessarily.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
That's just, that's making the beast drunk.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not good.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
The beast needs to be let out through ritual.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
That's how you exercise.
I'm going to get a little bit weird in the next, uh, six months, I think.
marty derosa
Dan, we talked about this and I like what I heard.
Sometimes, sometimes we talk about stuff and I don't like what I hear out of you.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
This I like.
dan friesen
I've been, I've been working on this astral projection stuff.
It's not, at this point, at press time, not going great.
Um, you just looked at me really, like, excited.
marty derosa
Well, I have a question to ask you.
dan friesen
Okay.
marty derosa
I'd love to ask, uh, how did your evening go the other night?
dan friesen
Oh, we, We talked about this on a past episode of DeGrasse Holes.
marty derosa
Okay.
dan friesen
I'll give you a brief version, though, in case people didn't listen to that.
I have this sleeping, lucid dreaming medication.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
It's an old- Let's leave it at that.
marty derosa
I don't want anyone with Alzheimer's medication.
I didn't want you to say that.
unidentified
Why not?
marty derosa
Because I don't want somebody being like, hey, my grandma has Alzheimer's, let me go take her medication.
dan friesen
Oh, no, don't do that.
And that's not this pill.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This pill is an antiquated pill.
It probably isn't- nobody's taking it or anything.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
No one in Chicago had it at any pharmacy.
I had to have it special ordered.
unidentified
Oh, Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Uh, nothing happened.
marty derosa
Oh, really?
dan friesen
Yeah, nothing happened.
No more vivid dreams or anything, even.
marty derosa
I got very excited for you.
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dan friesen
Yeah.
marty derosa
You were like, I'm just going to put the night aside.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Last Friday, I took it.
I woke up in the middle of the night, took it.
marty derosa
You were supposed to go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, take this pill, go back to sleep.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
You were supposed to have these lucid dreams.
dan friesen
Yeah, I was supposed to have super vivid dreams.
It didn't really do anything.
I actually even woke up at like 9 the next morning.
It was pretty disappointing.
I'm going to explore further because I've looked into it, and people say that you're supposed to take it with another substance.
Another, the thing like inhibits the uptake of it or whatever.
I'm not sure exactly all the details, but I'm further, further exploration is necessary.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So I'm going to up the dose a little bit, see if that helps.
That's another piece of advice I've gathered.
So some of that is, is forthcoming.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I might be exploring Satanism a little bit.
unidentified
Hey.
dan friesen
I'm doing a lot of reading.
marty derosa
Welcome to the team, baby.
dan friesen
Doing a lot of reading on Gnosticism.
I'm, uh, I'm getting, I'm getting in.
marty derosa
I'm team Satanism.
unidentified
Sure.
I love it.
marty derosa
I love it.
I just want like, I just want to get like a black envelope in the mail and just be like, hey, you're cordially invited.
dan friesen
Yeah, that would be pretty cool.
marty derosa
The Chicago Satanist Society.
dan friesen
I would like a nice Satanist tattoo that wasn't like Baphomet, wasn't the upside down pentagram or whatever.
I don't want those.
I'd like some cool.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like if the Hellfire Club had an emblem, I'd like that.
That would be nice.
unidentified
Even though.
HFC, baby.
dan friesen
What we're going to get to.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think I want to be a part of this.
unidentified
Let's get into it.
Maybe I would.
marty derosa
I don't know.
dan friesen
Let's get into it.
So.
I don't even know how to approach this.
I don't know how to get into this.
But what we do know about the Hellfire Club is Francis Dashwood was basically obsessed with trying to pass himself off as a member of clergy.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
He would dress up as a monk.
Uh, when he was on his, like, world travels, he tried to pass himself off as, like, high-ranking Catholic monks and stuff like that.
Uh, and he actually got kicked out of a lot of places because of it.
marty derosa
Uh, so far you've just said the, uh, the, uh, plot of the beginning of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
That's really all you've done so far.
dan friesen
He, uh, he had himself, uh, he commissioned portraits of himself in parodies of Pope Innocent III.
Uh, also a parody of Saint Francis of Assisi, except with this, uh, the parody, was deemed fairly blasphemous because it was Saint Francis adoring the cross.
It's a very famous painting where Saint Francis of Assisi is looking at a cross.
But in this version, the cross is gone and it's just a naked lady.
marty derosa
Oh, I was going to say like a hot dog or something.
unidentified
That would be fun.
dan friesen
No, just a fucking naked prostrate lady.
marty derosa
Or same thing.
And he has a giant erection in his robe.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be great.
marty derosa
I went to Saint Francis of Assisi's burial ground.
dan friesen
Is that right?
marty derosa
Giant temple.
dan friesen
Did you talk to any animals while you were there?
unidentified
You know what, Dan?
dan friesen
Because that was his superpower, right?
He could talk to animals.
marty derosa
Yeah, superpower.
dan friesen
It might be the wrong way to phrase it, but.
I think it is.
So, yeah, he was obsessed with that, and all the members of the club, not the Bullet Club, the Hellfire Club, had to.
Well, if I say the club now, it is a lot of.
marty derosa
Gals and Anderson.
dan friesen
It's Brandon.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, if you remember the Hellfire Club, they had to commission portraits of themselves like that in this style that was known as Kit Kat style.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
A little cheeky.
Yeah, so everyone had.
marty derosa
Old Jersey.
unidentified
Hmm.
dan friesen
It's hard to say, man.
I'm becoming a different person, you know, I'm blossoming into this new Satanist person.
marty derosa
Right, but I'm saying, what would your picture be that you'd be a little blasphemous in?
dan friesen
I guess I don't.
marty derosa
And have a little fun.
dan friesen
It would have to be a parody of some famous picture of a saint, so I don't really know about that.
marty derosa
Oh, I'd have to be a saint, yeah.
dan friesen
But I would have my cat on my shoulder, like a parrot.
I'd have that.
Inside The Hellfire Club 00:15:41
dan friesen
I'd probably have a cigarette in my mouth.
And then me in front of a laptop looking at porno.
I don't know.
What would it be?
marty derosa
Uh, maybe like a Last Supper, maybe a Last Supper type of thing, but I would have a.
dan friesen
Me and my podcast guests sitting at the Last Supper, maybe?
marty derosa
I would do.
unidentified
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Me at the Last Supper.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
The other, the 12.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
Are cast members of Degrassi.
marty derosa
That would be good for you.
I was going to say for me, I would be Last Supper and all dead wrestlers at my table.
dan friesen
Who's right next to you?
Dusty?
marty derosa
Uh, Macho Man.
dan friesen
Okay.
marty derosa
Uh, on one side.
And, um, Ultimate Warrior?
unidentified
Mmm, he's a.
marty derosa
I mean, he's.
dan friesen
Okay, okay.
marty derosa
Ravishing Rick Rude.
Oh, I like Rick Rude.
I had a macho on one side, Ravishing Rude.
Yeah, Ravishing Rick Rude on the other side.
dan friesen
I bet he still looks great.
marty derosa
You bet he does.
Uh, just like, yeah, it would be great.
dan friesen
Um, so, I, I, uh, from, from here, I thought that the best way to tackle things, because of the secrecy that was involved, and the group, was to look at some of the people who were involved.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Because that, that sort of, I felt like that was more of a way in, and we could sort of assess the type of folk.
unidentified
Who were there?
marty derosa
Yeah, I do like that.
dan friesen
So, one of the most prominent members was that John Montague, the fourth Earl of Sandwich.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
He is famous for a number of reasons to this day.
The sandwich is named after him.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
He invented the sandwich, which is the story of that.
marty derosa
You're probably eating one right now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He was a severe gambling addict.
And so people would, he'd have his servants bring him meat on bread as a way so he wouldn't have to get up from the poker table or the gambling table.
marty derosa
Not unlike Vince McMahon gets his steak wraps.
dan friesen
Sure.
I didn't know that stuff.
That's news?
While he's writing feverishly?
marty derosa
While he's putting together a business or whatever, he gets a steak and ketchup wrapped up in like a.
dan friesen
That's gross.
marty derosa
Like a tortilla.
dan friesen
Well, he would have salted beef.
On bread, which also sounds kind of gross.
But the name stuck because all the other people gambling would be like, I'll have what Sandwich is having.
I'll have the sandwich.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so now he invented the sandwich.
Also, he was a major supporter of Captain James Cook, who ended up discovering a lot of shit.
He was an explorer and he was funded by John Montague.
unidentified
Nice.
dan friesen
And so the Sandwich Isles, which is Hawaii, was named after the Earl of Sandwich.
I love it.
John Montague, a member of the Hellfire Club.
So basically.
If you look at that, the kind of players we're talking about are big players.
Sandwich inventors.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Hawaiian.
marty derosa
Not just sandwich artists.
unidentified
No.
marty derosa
Sandwich inventors.
dan friesen
He also had like four other islands named after him.
So you consider that kind of like influence that he's wielded.
marty derosa
I don't have one island named after me, Dan.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
So his father died when he was four and left him a massive fortune.
At that point, he lost contact with his mom pretty shortly thereafter and was just raised by his grandfather, who was the third Earl of Sandwich.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And because his dad died before the grandfather had died, his dad was never in the line of secession of the Earl of Sandwich title.
So it just went straight from him, and that's why he lost touch with his mom.
His mom got remarried, and they're like, fuck you, you're not part of our line.
Get out.
But the boy still is because he was part of the father's blah, blah, blah.
He went to Eton for his education, which is a big old school.
It's a very richy, rich kind of school.
Then he went on his grandmother.
marty derosa
You know their fake motto.
unidentified
No.
marty derosa
Always, always eatin' ass, baby.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
Alright, fair enough.
marty derosa
AB, ABA.
Always, nope, not A, not, nevermind, I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Always, ABEA.
marty derosa
Always be eatin' ass.
dan friesen
Uh, so after his grand tour, or after college went on his grand tour, and he went all over the places, all the places we talked about, Greece, Turkey, Egypt, all over the Ottoman Empire.
marty derosa
Eatin' ass everywhere.
dan friesen
Uh, uh, uh, getting those Ottoman butts.
So he joined the House of Lords when he got back in 1739.
marty derosa
Which was a hip hop group.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
They did the first version of Jump Around.
marty derosa
Yes, the House of Lords.
dan friesen
He was a Whig.
He was part of the Whig Party.
And he was allegedly a great orator.
He was a great speaker.
marty derosa
That again is a white guy who dresses like he's black.
dan friesen
A Whig?
marty derosa
Stop.
Would you stop?
dan friesen
He had a great.
marty derosa
Sounds like a great life.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is only the beginning of it, too.
unidentified
It's just beginning.
dan friesen
He had a great political career.
He ended up in the military, he was in the Admiralty.
I was always involved with telling people where the boats need to go, which is how he got involved with James Cook.
He also was a spy.
He got involved in some espionage stuff.
He was directly involved in the resolution of the War of Austrian Secession because he found some secret documents and was able to bring them to light before the spies on the other side were able to.
And that ended up leading to I don't know the whole story of the Austrian Secession War.
marty derosa
It's okay, Dan.
dan friesen
So he'd become Secretary of State in 1760.
And then later, he was the postmaster general.
So, he held a ton of very prestigious positions throughout his career.
marty derosa
What a resume.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He married a young lady named Dorothy Fain, who bore him a legitimate heir, and then pretty soon after went totally nuts.
She went very insane.
While she was going insane, John Montague started an affair with an opera singer named Martha Ray, who was 17 at the time, and he was not 17.
He was a bit older.
marty derosa
That's the song, She's Only 17, by Winger.
It's based on that.
dan friesen
Sexy and 17?
marty derosa
She's only 17.
dan friesen
She bore him five to nine children.
The records are a little bit sketchy on it.
I would probably err on the side of hire.
marty derosa
Boring 529.
dan friesen
What a way to make a sandwich.
But none of them are his legitimate heir, and the child that he had with the lady who went crazy was the fifth Earl of Sandwich.
He got the title.
She ended up getting murdered right outside the Royal Opera House.
They say that it was by someone who was a jealous lover.
Don't know about that.
It's a little sketchy.
A little sketchy.
She might have been double dealing on John Montague.
She might have been having sex with other dudes, and he might have been the jealous type.
marty derosa
Damn.
dan friesen
You have nine of my kids?
You have nine of my kids?
You ain't going to be fucking other dudes outside the Opera House?
marty derosa
You've had your last sandwich.
dan friesen
So she ends up getting murdered.
Leads us to another member of the group who actually ended up hating the Earl of Sandwich.
unidentified
Oh, no.
dan friesen
I like this aspect because that to me is really cool.
marty derosa
The Earl of Atkins.
dan friesen
John Wilkes is this gentleman's name.
unidentified
Hold the booth.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a radical.
He's a journalist and a politician in Britain.
The more I read up on this guy, the more I thought I would love to hang out with this guy.
unidentified
Ooh, hit me.
dan friesen
He seems cool as shit.
marty derosa
Hit me with it.
dan friesen
So he's elected to Parliament in 1757.
He fought intensely for the people's right to determine their representatives, not the elites.
marty derosa
Nice.
dan friesen
He believed in sort of a more direct democracy as opposed to.
People choosing who's in charge of representing you.
marty derosa
Power to the people.
dan friesen
He's instrumental in forcing the government to allow printers to publish verbatim accounts of parliamentary debates.
So he's pushing hard for a free press.
marty derosa
Transparency.
dan friesen
Yes, absolutely.
Which is part of the fact that he's a journalist.
marty derosa
And here we are, Dan, in 2016, where Donald Trump is not allowing reporters in his.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay.
Got no lists.
marty derosa
Anyway.
dan friesen
He had a paper that he was instrumental in that was called the North Britain.
Uh, and in one of the issues, he made fun of the first Earl Talbot.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
He made fun of this dude.
marty derosa
Shots fired.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so Talbot challenged him to a duel.
unidentified
Right?
dan friesen
So they both get out there and they're like, let's do it at night.
Cause we don't want people to fucking be around.
So they do it at night.
They duel.
They go eight paces, shoot at each other.
They both miss.
And so they're like, what the fuck are we doing?
They go to a bar.
marty derosa
Tomato, tomato.
Let's call it a day.
dan friesen
Yeah, they go get drunk at a bar together and work out their differences.
marty derosa
Okay.
dan friesen
Cause they're like, we shot at each other.
We both missed.
unidentified
Fuck it.
dan friesen
Who cares?
So they go and split a bottle.
That's awesome.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
First of all, that's awesome.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Second, a bunch of people are like, they, that's all made up.
Like a bunch of contemporaries are like, that didn't do that.
They were both just trying to increase their celebrity.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
So it's seen as a very early example of a PR stunt that was done to get both men more attention in public.
marty derosa
It was a work, not a shoot.
Exactly.
dan friesen
They did shoot, but it was a work.
marty derosa
It was a work shoot.
It was a work shoot.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, it was a work shoot.
That's fucking awesome.
unidentified
Protect the business.
dan friesen
That's super smart.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
That's super sneaky.
I, I, I'm real into what he was doing.
Also, he ended up getting kicked out of Parliament because he wrote a pornographic poem about one of the Earl of Sandwich's later mistresses called An Essay on Women.
And it was filthy.
It was a filthy, debaucherous poem.
marty derosa
Milk, milk, lemonade.
unidentified
Worse.
marty derosa
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Around the corner, gisms made.
Oh, boy.
The Earl of Sandwich, because he was so offended by it, because he knew what was going on, he read it on the floor of the House of Lords.
An attempt to get Wilkes in trouble.
And Wilkes felt, he could tell, he could tell the way the wind was blowing, you know?
He was like, oh, this isn't good.
I fucked up.
marty derosa
He didn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he fled to Paris.
He was just like, this isn't going to be good.
I got to get out of here.
marty derosa
Hey guys, what's that over there?
And then he takes off.
dan friesen
He runs away to Paris and he's tried in absentia by the House of Lords.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And he is deemed an outlaw.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
He's found guilty and deemed the title of outlaw.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
That's in 1764.
marty derosa
Rest in peace, Ron Bass.
Outlaw Ron Bass recently passed away.
dan friesen
Leather Pro Wrestler?
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he comes back to England eventually.
He has to because there's a bunch of people who are sponsoring him in France and paying his bills because of, you know, he's a thinker.
He's a really important radical.
But eventually they're like, dude, we're running out of money for you.
marty derosa
Hey, man, do you have somewhere you can stay next week?
dan friesen
Can you pay rent?
unidentified
Yeah, I hate to be that guy.
dan friesen
We got to throw you out of France.
So he goes back to England, gets elected as a radical politician.
In the, uh, parliament representing Middlesex, which, uh, again, Middlesex is instrumental.
It's a very important part of the Hellfire Club.
Uh, Lord Middlesex was a member.
And so Middlesex as a principality or as an area is like, they're wild people over there, kind of, it seems.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So he's elected, even though he's an outlaw into parliament.
Uh, the government's like, no, you're a criminal.
So they throw him out.
They have another election.
He gets reelected by Middlesex, gets thrown out again.
And then the cycle just repeats a couple times.
unidentified
Love it.
dan friesen
It's awesome.
He's just a dude who's like, nah, I don't care.
I don't care.
The people want me.
And then people are like, yeah, we want you.
marty derosa
Sounds like he was the original people's champ.
unidentified
He was.
dan friesen
He was.
If you want to bring this to, uh, to wrestling, he was the rock.
marty derosa
He was the people's champ.
dan friesen
Uh, one of the other things that was super, uh, important to him is he was a big supporter of the American Revolution.
Uh, even though he was British, he was, uh, he believed in the ideals.
Uh, and then also John Wilkes Booth was a distant relative of his and was named after him.
unidentified
Whoa.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, beyond that, we have Dashwood, who loves to fuck, is most of you know, he's a politician who loves to fuck.
Also, we had Ben Franklin, who was apparently a member.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
We don't need to go too deep into his history.
We all know what Ben Franklin was up to.
And then also, there's a guy named Paul Whitehead, who I don't know too much about, but apparently, him and Dashwood may have been lovers.
We know this because Dashwood, when Paul Whitehead died, he built a mausoleum on his property for Paul Whitehead and took his heart.
And put it in the mausoleum.
He just had his fucking heart.
Paul Whitehead's heart was just in this mausoleum.
unidentified
Play the.
marty derosa
Fuck, come another butthole!
dan friesen
You'll get your heart taken away and put in your butthole!
An Australian tourist stole the heart.
unidentified
Come on!
dan friesen
1829.
marty derosa
Hey, mate, watch this.
I'm gonna do something funny.
unidentified
Crikey.
marty derosa
I'm gonna steal a hat.
dan friesen
So, these are the major players.
And, so what are you thinking?
What are you thinking about these guys?
marty derosa
I'm thinking they need to blow up some steam.
They got a lot going on.
These are men of accomplishments.
They're men of need.
They're men of station.
They're guys who need to blow off a little steam.
dan friesen
Do you find it interesting that these two guys that I have talked about the most, we got the Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes, could not be further apart.
They're totally different dudes.
marty derosa
Seems different.
They seem different, but they also seem like they're ahead of the time on some things.
dan friesen
Well, one guy, the Earl of Sandwich, was super into James Cook going around to being a colonialist force and taking over these islands and that sort of thing.
And then you got John Wilkes who's super into American independence, the American Revolution.
How did these two dudes end up in the same club?
marty derosa
Fucking.
dan friesen
That's it.
marty derosa
That's it.
unidentified
That is it.
marty derosa
What do we all have in common?
dan friesen
I wish you hadn't sort of gotten into this so up at the top of the episode because I would have liked it to be a reveal that they were just fucking.
Everybody was fucking.
marty derosa
Sorry, bud.
dan friesen
They had tons of prostitutes.
That's it.
They'd just have tons of prostitutes over.
They'd gamble.
They'd drink a ton and they'd fuck like crazy.
marty derosa
20 hours a day?
dan friesen
20 out of the 24.
Fucking.
Fucking.
And when he said that 20 out of 24, that was before the club existed as a.
unidentified
Now.
marty derosa
Let me ask you, Jim, Dan.
Sorry.
Hi, I'm Jim.
I don't know what I was saying there.
Let me ask you this, though.
dan friesen
That's my Hellfire Club name, Jim.
unidentified
Jim?
marty derosa
Yes.
Why do powerful people.
I guess it's just a basic thing.
I mean, we love to talk about it.
dan friesen
I think I got a question to ask in response to your question, but go ahead.
marty derosa
Why is it when there are these powerful groups, it all goes down to fucking.
dan friesen
Here's what I would like to answer your question with a question.
I was correct.
Would you not want that now?
unidentified
I would love that now.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's why.
unidentified
I would love that.
dan friesen
They're powerful, they can get away with it.
marty derosa
I know.
dan friesen
Everyone wants that.
marty derosa
Like they say, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
I would say absolute power makes it where you can have a fuck club.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
marty derosa
Here's, here's the- Absolutely.
dan friesen
Here's also the fucked up part about you and I, is like, we're both considering it just a- It's a given that everybody wants a fuck club.
marty derosa
Let's put a Twitter poll up.
Would you join a secret fuck society?
dan friesen
I think we're gonna get some skewed results on that.
But I- I have to think that most people in their heart of hearts would love an orgy club.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Especially a fun, polite orgy club.
marty derosa
Even not just an orgy club, but a club where there's, we're in a main ballroom, if you will, and all you needed to do was limestone stairs.
Take a lover's hand and you can go to a room and not be bothered.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
Just, it's a libertine event.
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dan friesen
Just everybody is like, do what that wilt, man.
That's what it comes down to.
marty derosa
Exercise those beasts.
I'm going to go to the gym and exercise my beast.
unidentified
Growl.
marty derosa
Alex turned growly.
dan friesen
I think I would love a sex club, but I think it would be difficult at the beginning.
marty derosa
I think I would want more of a social club where sex was.
dan friesen
I honestly think maybe we should start one.
Let's not start with it being a fucking club.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
But we should start a secret group, a society, if you will.
We're talking about this on a public recording, though.
marty derosa
Oh, what did they do?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, let's start a group.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
I mean, we already have a private text message group.
The horniest guys in town.
marty derosa
The horniest guys in town.
dan friesen
Which sort of does feed into the sex group.
marty derosa
I think we should, first of all, we'll have to consult, uh, Nick.
dan friesen
Sure.
I mean, he's a charter member.
marty derosa
He's a charter member.
dan friesen
I will, I will take the role of the Earl of Sandwich since I've done a sandwich bracket.
marty derosa
My whole thing.
The Earl of Sandwich brackets.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fourth Earl of Sandwich bracket.
marty derosa
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fourth Earl of the Sandwich bracket.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
Uh, well, so far we just gab all dudes.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Some ladies will come eventually, though.
marty derosa
Oh, they will.
dan friesen
But also, here's the thing it was all dudes, and then they just got a bunch of hookers.
marty derosa
First of all, Dan.
Sex workers.
dan friesen
Sure.
I apologize.
We could get prostitutes.
marty derosa
Sex workers?
dan friesen
We could get sex workers.
marty derosa
Come on, man.
dan friesen
Do you have, do you know any caves around here?
marty derosa
Mm, Cave in Rock, Illinois.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
That is a rich tradition of fun.
marty derosa
Gathering the juggalos.
dan friesen
Yeah, not anymore, though.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
So it was mostly a fucking club, but here is where things get interesting, Marty.
There's a twist.
unidentified
I love a twist.
dan friesen
A lot of people believe that the Hellfire Club was what much more than that.
And actually, a lot of the debauchery and fucking was a smokescreen for some really, really behind the scenes political dealings.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
dan friesen
You have.
John Wilkes, a radical and an advocate for the American Revolution.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
You have Benjamin Franklin, also in the group, who has a lot of accusations of being a spy around his life.
There's a lot of double agent type of.
marty derosa
He was a real Benedict Arnold McMahon.
dan friesen
So you have those two dudes in a secret fuck club.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It seems like.
It doesn't seem like a coincidence.
It seems like maybe they were up to some stuff.
Like, why is it all political people?
marty derosa
One of those where they're like, ooh, we're all going to go in here and have sex with these.
And they close the door and they just have the women just act like you're having sex.
And they're going, Oh, oh, oh, wow, that feels great.
dan friesen
And they're like, They're sitting at a table plotting.
marty derosa
Hey, what are we going to do about the.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, what better smokescreen for you doing things that are politically unsavory?
The best way to cover that up is to be like, Yeah, we're fucking.
marty derosa
But also, when you're done doing that, you kind of want to fuck.
unidentified
Oh, sure.
marty derosa
So it all goes hand in hand.
I don't think it's a smokescreen as much as a.
The real reason we're here is to.
Set some agendas, get some work done.
But then when we're done, and it's like, all right, well, that's that.
So that's what we're going to do.
dan friesen
So it's like people pretending the appetizer is the main course.
Is that fair to say?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Or vice versa.
marty derosa
Or vice versa, but still eating the main course and the appetizer and enjoying.
dan friesen
So it's dessert for dinner.
marty derosa
Basically, yeah.
dan friesen
Flipping up the rolls.
marty derosa
And they're like, oh, yeah, you think we come to the steakhouse for the steak, but we're really here for the red velvet cake after dessert or after dinner.
dan friesen
So, also, I agree.
I agree.
I think that's probably what was going on, but that set the mold for a lot of other groups that have existed throughout time.
We have the, of course, Bohemian Grove exists now.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
There's very powerful political figures who go to it, and clearly there's a lot of fucking going on there.
marty derosa
There's some dick and bimbos over there.
unidentified
Sure.
marty derosa
As Colin Powell would like to say.
dan friesen
He's dick and bimbos in the home.
unidentified
Dick and bimbos.
dan friesen
Bill is dick and bimbos at home.
marty derosa
Trust me, they're dick and bimbos.
dan friesen
But the quote is at home.
marty derosa
I would love.
Some emails from Colin Powell of like Bohemian Grove.
Like, you going to the Grove this summer?
Hey, you going to go to the Grove in July?
In July or what?
dan friesen
It would be great if they just thought it was that place in LA.
marty derosa
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
They'd just confuse it.
But yeah, I think that those emails would get redacted pretty hard.
marty derosa
Maybe.
Excuse me.
dan friesen
Bless you.
marty derosa
It was like a cough.
Oh.
But definitely.
I definitely feel like, yeah, when there's.
I mean, if the smokescreen is sex and there's sex workers and all that stuff and people are fucking.
And you're the big head honcho.
When you're done, you're not going to be like, eh, send a couple of those babes in here.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You know what's cool, though, is the more I start to learn about history and the more I look into some weird sources, the more I sort of realize that this is how it always works.
It's always kind of worked like this.
marty derosa
Because it breaks down to our basic needs.
You're a big fan of Maslow.
unidentified
Maslow's.
dan friesen
I hate Maslow.
marty derosa
Oh, you hate him, that's right.
Someone else.
dan friesen
He's an asshole.
marty derosa
Who was telling me about?
unidentified
Don?
Don?
dan friesen
Our old therapist, Don.
unidentified
No, stop.
dan friesen
He would talk about Maslow's all the time.
marty derosa
Somebody was talking about Maslow's.
I went to Walgreens the other day with somebody.
Anyway.
dan friesen
I'm more into Maslow's hierarchy of weeds up top.
unidentified
Kush.
Okay.
dan friesen
I don't know.
marty derosa
That's a great shirt that you can sell at a vape shop.
dan friesen
Dude, I could, I'm sure someone's sent that to like Google.
Okay.
marty derosa
Google that.
And as you do that, I'll talk.
unidentified
Okay.
marty derosa
I think that, yeah, sex and power are just, they go hand in hand.
unidentified
Yes.
marty derosa
And I don't think anybody who's been in real power, especially when you're talking secret societies, that there's no sex involved.
Because what's going to happen is you have all these guys and they're setting the agenda and they're like, all right, so that's what we'll be.
And then one guy's like, can I add one more thing?
Maybe we can bring some sex workers in here and just go ham on them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So there is no shirt necessarily.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think.
I'm not seeing a shirt.
But I am seeing a nice graphic of Maslow's hierarchy of weeds.
Up top, we got Dank.
marty derosa
Dank.
Top of the food chain, baby.
unidentified
Kind.
Yes.
marty derosa
Be kind to each other.
dan friesen
Sticky icky.
unidentified
The stickiest of ickiest.
dan friesen
Schwag.
unidentified
Don't worry.
dan friesen
And then at the bottom, Ditch.
unidentified
Ditch.
dan friesen
We've got another one.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Crabgrass.
Crabgrass.
Ground ivy.
unidentified
Dude.
dan friesen
Dandelions.
marty derosa
This sounds like wild rhubarb.
Real weeds.
I'm like, I've never smoked some of those.
dan friesen
Canada thistle.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Right at the bottom.
Yeah, I think you nailed it right on top.
marty derosa
Do you think there's a weed in Canada called Degrassi Junior High?
unidentified
Undoubtedly.
marty derosa
And it just gets you a little bit higher, and then just regular Degrassi High gets you the most?
dan friesen
If you get Degrassi Junior High, it's a weed.
It's a high.
marty derosa
It's an edible for kids.
dan friesen
You're really scared all the time.
marty derosa
Degrassi Junior High is an edible for kids.
dan friesen
You feel like a bunch of terrible things have just happened to you.
marty derosa
I made a dumb.
Never mind.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
unidentified
Never mind.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I think we nailed it.
I think we got to the bottom of the Hellfire Club.
I think the name is super cool.
Francis Dashwood's name is super cool.
marty derosa
I love the Hellfire Club.
That's so fucking awesome marketing.
dan friesen
The guy who invented the sandwich was involved.
The guy who.
marty derosa
John Wilkes Booth's relative is involved.
dan friesen
It's pretty crazy the pedigree of the people who are in there.
And that's only the people we know.
There's people who are there who are secrets.
marty derosa
Would you rather be.
unidentified
Let's see.
marty derosa
I mean, obviously, Skull and Bones is a hot secret society.
dan friesen
Then there's fucking in that, too.
marty derosa
Come on.
Yeah, but unfortunately, you're doing it in front of your dad or your grandpa.
dan friesen
In the butthole.
marty derosa
Fire in your butthole.
Yeah, I definitely would like to be.
And if anyone out there has ever been in a secret society.
dan friesen
It started with a question and then it became just a statement.
marty derosa
Well, I was going to ask.
dan friesen
Which one would I want to be in?
unidentified
Which one?
Huh.
dan friesen
I would probably want to be in some.
I mean, we're going real Satan heavy here, but I think I'd want to be in a Satanist one.
marty derosa
I was going to say, I bet there's like one in like San.
Francisco, that would just knock our socks off.
dan friesen
I would rather be in one that has a lot of rituals and is very spiritual and has some tradition in Thalema or something like that.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would like to be in an offshoot of Aleister Crowley's shit.
marty derosa
I think we want to be in like San Francisco, one of those houses.
Yeah, like a black house.
dan friesen
You think that's where?
I think there's got to be stuff in Chicago.
marty derosa
There might be.
And if you guys know anything about any of these secret societies, hit us up.
dan friesen
I would love to know if there was something real because there's a lot of whack shit out there.
unidentified
I know.
marty derosa
And there's a lot of pretenders.
To the throne.
dan friesen
I'm not going to waste my time with some whack bullshit.
marty derosa
I want, I want, uh, even if it's just like, hey, you guys seem cool, come hang out, we'll show you what's what.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
This is what we do.
dan friesen
I can keep my mouth shut as long as I'm not drunk.
marty derosa
I can, I know, I'll tell everyone when I'm drunk.
dan friesen
Yeah, but that's, that's why I promise.
If I get in one of these groups, I won't drink.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
I won't drink.
It'll all just be weirdness.
marty derosa
I just want to see what's out there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
marty derosa
And I want to partake.
dan friesen
Sure.
I like that this is, this end of this has become us pleading our case.
For the potential secret society members out there listening.
marty derosa
Guys, we're cool.
I'm trying to think how bummed I'd be if you're like, I got an email.
I'm like, oh, that would suck.
Are we going?
And they're like, they're not interested in you.
dan friesen
I couldn't even tell you, probably, if I got that email.
But that would really become a weight on our friendship, I think.
marty derosa
But imagine if we both got invited.
dan friesen
That would be so fun.
And what if it was like, hey, let me put this out there to the secret societies.
It's both of us or nothing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
marty derosa
Don't really want Marty.
dan friesen
If you don't want Marty, you don't want me.
marty derosa
And if you don't want Dan, you don't want me.
dan friesen
I appreciate that.
marty derosa
Here's the deal.
Here's what I'm going to say.
Here's what I'm going to say.
unidentified
Yeah.
marty derosa
I just like, maybe it's like that blind melon video where the little B girl goes to that.
dan friesen
She finds a bunch of bees.
marty derosa
We're just there with a lot of like minded people.
unidentified
Sure.
marty derosa
We're all goofing on Alex Jones a little bit.
dan friesen
See, but you know what?
Maybe we have to be the change we want to see in the world.
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
We might have to start this group.
marty derosa
Maybe we do.
dan friesen
It's in the cards.
This might happen.
marty derosa
We need an all black room.
unidentified
Dude.
marty derosa
I feel like it's got to be all black.
dan friesen
What if we just start a show that's secretly a secret society?
Well, I mean, we've talked about this in the past.
marty derosa
We've talked about this the secret society of comedy.
dan friesen
Yeah, this isn't going to work.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, anyway, I'd like to put a button on the Hellfire Club.
I think it's a little thinner than we thought it was.
Maybe in terms of a conspiracy, it's not the biggest one.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
It's impossible to know what they were actively involved in.
They clearly were involved in a bunch of political stuff.
They made some changes.
Who knows if it was a united front, though?
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes at odds with each other.
Political elites getting together and setting an agenda and fucking seems to be a very popular thing over the history of time.
marty derosa
It's the status quo.
dan friesen
I think it's something we'll get into again in the future, probably.
There's a lot of topics that come back to it.
If we ever talk Bohemian Grove specifically, if we ever talk the church, the church, the church, uh, you know, it's hard to, oh, one more thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I forgot one thing.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Uh, John Wilkes, there was a great story about him that I fucking love.
unidentified
Please.
dan friesen
Again, more reason that I think he's the coolest.
unidentified
Please.
dan friesen
So him and John, uh, him and Montague, uh, got into a bit of a fight and they, they, they had a, they had, you know, a history that went forward and ended up getting him kicked out of the House of Lords.
The root of it.
Is at the, they were called the Monks of Medmenhem.
That was another name for the Hellfire Club because they'd like to think of themselves as monks.
But it dates back to the Medmenhem days.
John Wilkes would play pranks on the Earl of Sandwich.
marty derosa
He was a river.
dan friesen
He would play sex pranks.
marty derosa
Oh, Jesus.
dan friesen
One time when they were all really drunk, John Wilkes brought a baboon in dressed as a monk.
He brought in a fucking parody baboon.
marty derosa
Do these guys party or whatever?
dan friesen
When everyone was super drunk, and the quote was, it Produced considerable mayhem.
The baboon was probably just going nuts everywhere.
unidentified
The baboon went baboon!
dan friesen
Everyone is just drunk trying to chase down a baboon.
unidentified
Oh my god.
marty derosa
They're all naked.
dan friesen
How fun would that be?
marty derosa
They're all probably naked, their dicks flapping around trying to chase a baboon.
dan friesen
They're drunk.
marty derosa
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's so fun.
So, I don't know where we're going to get a baboon.
marty derosa
Well, if you guys have a baboon, I like that.
And you want to join the secret society, hit us up.
dan friesen
Also, before we get out of here, if you want, To sponsor an episode, give us a topic that you want us to look into.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
Please hit me up at FreezenPoint at gmail.com.
We can discuss sponsorship.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
Yep.
I would love to take requests.
Also, people can follow you at Marty DeRosa.
marty derosa
Yes, they can.
dan friesen
And comediansyoushouldknow.com.
MartyandsaraloveWrestling.com.
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unidentified
You got it.
dan friesen
People can follow me at FreezenPoint.
And FreezenPoint.com is the website where we have our home and stuff and Degrassi shows.
marty derosa
Our online home.
dan friesen
Our online secret society.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Uh, so please do check that out.
And, uh, if you like us, please check out, uh, on iTunes, leave a review, give us a rating.
We love it.
Marty's shaking his head.
marty derosa
Yeah.
dan friesen
Marty, this has been fun.
marty derosa
It's been real fun.
dan friesen
Sorry that, uh, you know, we got this hard out.
marty derosa
We got a hard out.
dan friesen
We got to get you over to some thing.
marty derosa
Taco Fest.
dan friesen
Are you performing at Taco Fest?
marty derosa
No, man.
I'm just partaking.
unidentified
Oh.
marty derosa
I have friends I have to meet there, though.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
marty derosa
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
unidentified
No, no.
dan friesen
That totally makes sense.
It doesn't, it's not any less crass.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Because, but you know what?
Tomorrow, I do suspect there will be.
unidentified
There will be people walking around all over America with flames coming out of their butthole.
You said it.
dan friesen
You said it.
Thanks to Taco Fest.
unidentified
You said it.
dan friesen
This has been a lot of fun.
Thank you all for joining us here in the Brain Battle.
We'll catch you next time here in Boomtown.
But until then, I've been Bogle Jub, the White Mystery.
Now, please.
Get out there and go do your job, which of course is loving somebody.
marty derosa
And starting secret societies.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And praising Satan.
unidentified
I have to poop so bad.
Out of your butthole.
marty derosa
I have to poop so bad.
I had a giant coffee and a vegetable medley with some egg whites and tofu for breakfast.
It had kale and broccoli.
dan friesen
Have you ever had broccoli?
I don't know if that's a real thing.
unidentified
Alright.
So now.
marty derosa
I have to run to your bathroom.
Are your roommates home?
unidentified
I don't think so.
I got to go.
Just go ahead and do shit then.
I got to go.
We'll see you next week.
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