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Sept. 14, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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James Bond’s 37th Birthday | Tate Confidential Ep 320
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A Classic Drive 00:05:17
We're gonna have so much fun, right, Tristan?
Just like Smash Bros.
As long as we have fun.
Don't worry, no but we old house.
Remember when I promised you an amazing birthday present from House Arrest?
Yes.
We were locked in our house and we couldn't leave because you're a fucking human trafficker.
Okay.
And I promised you a fantastic birthday present.
And then you got excited and then I gave you a cake, but I had eaten some of the cake myself.
I do remember that, yes.
That's right.
Did you enjoy your present?
No.
Well, luckily for you, the cake wasn't your actual present.
There is an actual present.
And now that we're free from house arrest, even though you're still a human trafficker, we're going to collect it now.
You're not a classic car guy.
But you have to admit, this is the prettiest car in the world.
Happy birthday, friend.
Appreciate it.
No three-point seatbelts, just a nice round the waist.
This is the prettiest car in the world.
This is the best car that's ever been made.
look at that smile it's beautiful even i have to admit i'm more of a jesco bugatti man I'm not a classic car guy, but this is absolutely gorgeous.
Beautiful.
I really think it is the single most beautiful car in the world.
And it's iconic.
It's going to become the most famous car in the world.
The Bugatti is about to be replaced with this.
An hunted trap I've got for you tonight.
Revenge.
It's a kiss.
This time I won't miss.
Ha ha ha!
What a call!
Watch the miles go up.
795 is all it's done.
Oh, nice.
Is that the button to drop the bombs?
Do not touch the red button.
So if you had this back in the day, were you the man?
This was the Bugatti Chiron of 1963.
If you had this, you are the man.
How fast does it go?
Maybe 150, 160.
Wait, is that kilometers or miles?
Miles.
There's no way this is 150 miles per hour.
There is.
Are you smoking?
T, this has got to be the one car that we banned smoking at all.
Look at the interior.
This is a pristine.
This is a pristine vehicle.
There's only a few work in the entire world.
None are this pristine and you're smoking.
T, T, we can't let smoke in what we had in this car.
We got to ban smoking in the car.
We got to preserve it as best as we can.
I'm not sure that's true.
I think you can't tell me what to do.
First pressure.
It's a miracle of engineering.
I cannot believe how old this car is and how good it drives for being this old.
It's incredible.
It's actually super smooth.
It's incredible as a car.
To think that this was bought by for the first time by somebody who potentially fought in World War II and bought this car in his 30s.
To think that that's how old this car is.
Unbelievable.
I genuinely can't believe it.
What a wonderful vehicle.
You could put smiles on it.
I'm going to put all the miles on it, baby.
All the miles I have in my soul.
It feels like very mechanical.
Very like an actual machine.
Like you're in charge of a machine.
The computers involved.
It's a truly unique driving experience.
And I can see, even by testing the power out, that's faster than a lot of modern normal people.
A two-liter, you could get somewhere.
I could see how that was the best car in the world, honestly.
Well, Mr. Bond, life's never been simple, so of course it's going to be a little bit interesting and unique to drive.
But truly, I mean, I'm not a classic car guy, but if I had to have a classic car, it's stunning.
It's absolutely stunning.
Truly Unique Driving Experience 00:02:38
For what is a man?
What has he got?
If not himself, then he has not to say the things he truly feels.
And not the words of one who needs the record shows I took the blows and did it mostly.
Real man's cardio Cardio.
I'm gonna get scared of the sunshine.
He is hiding in the shade.
What's the last time he spoke to the sun?
If I were you, I'd get a lunchbox.
I'm about to take you to school.
Tristan, you got a rubber dock?
You got a rubber dock?
Have you?
Did more cone?
I heard about take a bath.
You can't steal his own phrase.
I need to say that for girls of the pool.
You have a cone?
Yeah, it's funny if I'm thinking you've heard it.
I'm taking it for ice cream, nigger.
I'm taking it for ice cream, nigger.
Like threats, me make no sense.
I'll be in here for ice cream, nigger!
It's cool, man.
Got rear bottles off.
Life is good.
You know what I mean?
I'm too wider to spain to be in my domain automata bitch.
Ooh, dropped $3 on the ring, call it a truck, little bitch.
I was in the chat, circle cocaine, ain't been the same fence.
Granted, she was standing right there while I catch you play on the brick.
I was in the chat, circle cocaine, ain't been the same since.
That's better turn, I call it Servine.
I go tremendous for Newfoundland.
I'll fed up Carathy Peach.
I'll fed the part of a beast.
I'm in the loop with the food.
I'm in the loop with the wood.
Come Eat Your Big Tasties 00:11:00
Which one's the birthday?
I put the face of the noon, I put the puss on the shirt.
After I burped it, maybe go sit up first.
Cost me a quarter bird.
Think it's worth it.
You a maniac or fucking 80 yes.
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Either put 50 in or fold.
Possibly did.
Are you a Romanian?
Yeah.
You look like.
Thank you.
See?
Tristan, you don't like his denim shorts.
His trousers, Denine.
This is top of the line.
Denim.
You can't hate on Denim, Tristan.
Top of the line, Denim, bro.
I can hate.
We have so many.
More so, I love the Denim.
Very good choice.
We're here for Tristan's birthday to prepare her.
Happy birthday, T. Shut up.
I think I'm the first person to tell you that, actually, because it's technically not your birthday.
Happy birthday.
Guys, so I want to, I brought you all here for a reason.
As you all know, Tristan famously doesn't like birthdays.
So when you're a multi-millionaire and your brother doesn't like birthdays, what you normally do is you pull out all the stocks to put together something so fantastic that even he has to admit his birthday is good.
But we're not going to do that.
Instead, what we're going to do is make sure that we all have the best time ever on his birthday.
As long as we have fun, he can stay miserable.
So tomorrow is the happiest day of the year for us.
Fucking for us.
It's going to be the greatest time ever.
We're the best friends ever.
We're going to have so much fun, right, Tristan?
What's going on?
Yeah, let's quit.
Put your fucking grinder phone away.
Just like Smash Bros.
You try and like go all in.
You try and like come at me.
Just like Smash Bros.
This table was a little bit too hood anyway.
You know, we're all dressed up nice.
One person sitting in a baseball cap.
Ain't a race thing because Nigel's dressed well.
I'm just saying.
It's not a race thing, but there's space behind the bar.
You got bills to pay.
You got bills to pay and you're out.
You got bills to pay.
Are you buying?
I'll have a hot chocolate.
And no, I'll take it all back.
It is a race thing.
You know what it is?
It actually is a race.
Yeah, that's right.
Seven night.
At the back.
Oh, look at this room.
Nigel Freeman's allowed to be here.
He's one of the free ones.
He's got the papers.
He keeps it in his suit jacket pocket.
There's the trip.
Give it a chance.
Give it a chance.
Cause I'm on to go all in.
I can see the champagne staring.
I've got bills to pay, but bills can wait.
Fucking we both lucky, bro.
If I had, oh, you guys are lucky.
When we play poker on the boat, this is the shit that's going to make us all just stand up and throw you over.
This is exactly when you're going to get thrown over.
He'll be like, we can't be, we can't be.
We're all gonna look at each other and just throw you straight in the bro, you're lucky I'm not playing this hand right now, bro.
Can you beat me, though?
My tactic of having less chips than you makes me nimble and quick.
So I'm relying on speed.
$19,400 all in blind.
Bye-bye, Tristan.
Nice knowing you.
I'm no different.
I'm not scared.
The difference between you and me is that I'm not scared.
That's the difference between us both.
No, don't.
1,800 total.
Okay, so that's how much.
Yeah, okay.
Tristan, I'm calling it now.
You have Jackson 5.
Shut down, shut down, shut down.
Pocket Aces, my boy.
I told you you were going to win.
I know it.
I know it.
Jackson 5, Pocket Aces.
Nice.
He's got Jack.
He's in prime.
10, no 10.
Nice!
Whoa!
Why did you think you motherfuckers stood a chance against the Jackson 5?
Why did you think you stood a single chance in hell against the Jackson 5?
I don't know what y'all niggas was thinking.
You must have a motherfucking dent.
Best band in history, Marcel.
You can't beat the Jackson 5.
Pocket Aces.
You think Pocket Aces is going to beat Jackson 5?
Are you back?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Tristan.
Happy Bird!
I fall, bro.
It's your birthday.
Yes.
All right.
Happy.
This night's neat, guys.
Rats.
Guys, we just woke up.
I'm having my first cup of coffee in the morning.
We can't start the day with big tasties.
Tristan, I love you to death.
It's your birthday, and happy birthday.
But I don't want to have a morning big tasties.
Okay, I'm going to break the fourth wall.
Their tradition is to order as much unhealthy fast food as humanly possible over the course of the entire day.
It's going to start with big tasties, then it's going to go to KFC, then it's going to go to this, then it's going to go to that, then it's going to go to pizza, then it's going to go to K all day until you physically can't move because your stomach's so full of shit.
There's Marcel.
This isn't a good plan.
Thank you.
Thank you for being the voice of reason amongst the madness.
Put that down.
This isn't the good time.
Put that down and eat your big tasties.
Marcel, thank you.
Morning big tasties is not the way.
That's not a good birthday plan.
Eat the birthday.
Does it make you want to throw up having it first thing in the morning right after you wake up?
It's 12 o'clock, Niggers is fine.
I can't think.
Well, we were out late last night for you.
Good morning, sir.
Top of the morning.
Breakfast is ready.
This is real life.
We're contemplating what to do for Tristan's birthday.
Marcel's tapping out.
He doesn't want big tasties.
Andrew, as you know, baby's a little bitch with the appetite of a little girl.
So everything we eat is a group I put on his desk.
He currently has one big tasty.
This is the beginning.
This is the beginning.
We have one big tasty for you.
No, no, no.
Andrew, I really don't want to.
I know, but that's what we're voting for.
We can veto this.
Whatever this plan is.
Oh, you can't.
And I was here by myself eating big tasties.
KFC's on what?
Let's invoke Legislative Nothing.
This is gonna get voted.
I'm not gonna lie.
All right, listen.
I do think there's a better plan than sitting here and eating so much we feel sick.
I think that is just shit wasted today.
But it is his birthday.
I'm leaving.
He should have come out yesterday.
It was sick.
It was sick.
Why don't I go out to a very nice restaurant and have some very nice food?
Do something very nice.
I'm just going to be tasty.
I do.
I'm mine with that.
Oh, fuck.
I'll do it, bro.
I'll do it.
I'm just saying.
Let's go.
All right, I'll match whatever you eat, I'll eat.
And with these other niggas, if they can't keep up, then they're just pussy outstanding.
Let's go.
Come on, it's his birthday.
Come on, sit down.
We already eat.
We're already eating a big tasty.
We've all eaten a big big ticket.
Baby's big tasty is here.
And he's gonna put the food that we have eaten on his desk.
Oh, that does not look enjoyable.
I want to throw up just looking at it.
You ordered big tasties 45 minutes ago.
You're just trying to destroy everybody in the house.
That's all you're trying to do.
I will admit, I am being a party pooper.
This is not enjoyable.
Look at everyone looking at me.
Everyone is just staring into my soul right now.
Alex said he's got a puke.
And I told him with all due respect if he pukes, I actually have to film it.
So I'm currently following him around.
I'm not.
I just, I'm doing my job.
I have.
If you puke and I don't film it, I'm.
It's not a joke.
You're in the fetal position.
You're going to puke.
You don't look too hot.
Food coma?
What's better than Smallex?
Smallex is going to throw up.
Is he actually?
Smallex is in the fetal position.
Nigel is asleep outside on the couch.
He looks like he's dying.
I'm in a situation.
He's letting my stomach settle.
I've never seen you like this.
How do you feel?
Like shit.
You finished your KFC?
No.
I didn't come out here because I was tagged.
I came out here because I was told to come out here.
No.
If I'm not invited, I will happily go back inside.
And I tagged everyone besides you.
I will happily go back inside.
We're not part of this birthday.
You can eat your KFC and join us.
We'll go back inside.
I'll see you guys later.
Enjoy.
Christy, you scammed me.
I'm not even supposed to be out here.
I didn't get invited.
You see, the only way to beat Tristan's game is to exit the game completely.
Now, they may sit outside and make fun of me all day.
That's okay.
Because in a few hours, when they're all throwing up their guts, shitting their brains out, I'm going to be sitting here with all of this uneaten food, happy as can be, while I get my work done and have an amazing day.
So in case you're wondering, how do you win the game?
You don't win the game unless you exit the game like I have.
Send them yesterday to fix them.
I told them to check them all out, so I wanted to do that to my team.
Smoke a fucking cigar.
Come in a bitch.
Mosquitoes cannot bite me.
My guess goes back.
Want to take it for a drive?
It's another day, friend.
Fuck you, pink.
And I changed to five women who live with me.
So it's a brand new life once a week.
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