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Sept. 14, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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James Bond’s 37th Birthday | Tate Confidential Ep 320
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We're gonna have so much fun, right Tristan?
Just like Smash Bro.
As long as we have fun.
Nobody, nobody all.
Remember when I promised you an amazing birthday present from house arrest.
Yes.
We were locked in our house and we couldn't leave because you're a fucking human trafficker.
Okay.
And I promised you a fantastic birthday present.
And then you got excited, and then I gave you a cake, but I had eaten some of the cake myself.
I do remember that, yes.
That's right.
Did you enjoy your presence?
No.
Well, luckily for you, the cake wasn't your actual present.
There is an actual present.
and now that we're free from house arrest even though you're still a human trafficker we're going to collect it now You're not a classic car car.
But you have to admit this is the prettiest car in the world.
Happy birthday, friend.
Appreciate it.
No three-point seat belts, just a nice round the waist.
This is the prettiest car in the world.
This is the best car that's ever been made.
Look at that smile.
It's beautiful.
Even I have to admit, I'm more of a gesto Bugatti man.
I'm not a classic car guy, but this is absolutely gorgeous.
Beautiful car.
I I really think it is the single most beautiful car in the world.
And it's iconic.
It's gonna become the most famous car in the world.
The Pagatti's about to be replaced with this.
And honey trap!
A guest for you tonight!
It's a kiss!
This time I won't miss!
Now I've got you in my sight With a golden eye Golden, golden eye With a golden eye Golden eye Ha ha ha!
What a car!
Well, some miles go up.
795, it's almost done.
Oh nice.
Is that the button to drop the bombs?
Do not touch the red button.
So if you had this back in the day, read the man.
This was the Bugatti Shiron of 1963.
If you had this, you are the man.
How fast does it go?
Maybe 150, 160.
Wait, is that kilometers or miles?
Miles.
There's no way this is 150 miles an hour.
There is.
Are you smoking?
See, this has got to be the one car that we ban smoking in.
Look look at the interior.
This is a pristine.
This is a pristine vehicle.
That's one that is few working in the entire world.
None are this pristine and you're smoking.
T we can't let smoking.
We had in this car.
We gotta ban smoking in the car.
We gotta preserve it as best as we can.
I'm not sure that's true.
I think you can't tell me what to do.
Alright, now that we're on the road, tell me about it.
First impression.
It's uh miracle of engineering.
I cannot believe how old this car is and how good it drives for being this old.
It's incredible.
It's actually super smooth.
It's incredible as a car.
To think that this was bought by for the first time by somebody who potentially fought in World War II and bought this car in his 30s.
Do you think that that's how old this car is?
Unbelievable.
I I I genuinely can't believe it.
What a wonderful vehicle.
You gotta put some miles on it.
I'm gonna put all the miles on it, baby.
All the miles I have in my soul.
It feels like very mechanical.
Very like an actual machine.
Like you're in charge of a machine.
No computers involved.
It's a truly unique driving experience, and I can see even by testing the power out.
That's faster than a lot of modern normal people.
Like a two-liter you can get somewhere.
I can see how that was the best car in the world, don't it?
Well, Mr. Bond, life's never been simple, so of course it's gonna be a little bit interesting and unique to drive.
But truly, I mean, I'm not a classic car guy, but if I had to have a classic car, it's stunning.
It's absolutely stunning.
For what is a man?
What has he got?
If not himself, then he has not to save a things.
He truly feels and not the world of one who needs the record shows.
I took the blows and did it my way.
Cardio.
Real man's cardio.
Okay, buddy.
Something cardio.
Kristen?
I'm gonna put the whole car here and you know, fuck it.
Love is something and feelin'like a lesson.
I think I'm scared of the sunshine.
He is hiding in the shade.
What's the last time he spoke to the sun?
How are you?
I get a lunch box.
I'm about to take you to school.
Tristan, you got a rubber doc.
Hi!
Turn about take a bath.
You can't steal his own his own phrase.
I just say that for a fair girls with the bulls.
You have a column?
Yeah, it's not from 30 right.
Take it for ice cream, nigger.
I'm taking it for ice cream nigger.
What threats meeting make no sense.
I'll be in here for ice cream, nigger!
It's cool.
life is good I was in the shelf, serve cocaine, ain't been the same fence.
Ooh.
Granny, she was standing right there.
I well a kitchen play on a brick.
I was in the shop, serve cocaine, ain't been the same fence That's about the time I call her Serena I go tremendo for new fettuccine I don't fit no clarity, please I don't fit no order, please I'm in the look of the boom.
I'm in the loop with the rules Who's going to break it?
I put the face on the news I put the piss on the shirt After I break it Make me go shoot up First Cost me a quarter First Niggas first You a maniac fucking ADS.
How you shirming, I get kicked, you can't have a problem, bitch, you're going to work it.
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I can't hang on you.
I can't actually hang on you because there's a nice to close you out.
Try.
Either put 50 in or fold.
That's what we did.
Yeah.
You look like.
Thank you.
See?
Tristan, you don't like his denim shorts.
His trousers, Denise.
This is top of the shorts.
You can't hate on Danim, Tristan.
Top of the line, Denim, bro.
I can hit.
We have so many Pakistani.
Marcel, I love the Danim.
Very good choice.
We're here for Tristan's birthday to prepoke her.
Happy birthday, T. Shut up.
I think I'm the first person to tell you that actually, because it's technically not your birthday.
Happy birthday.
Guys, so I want to I've brought you all here for a reason.
As you all know, Tristan famously doesn't like birthdays.
So when you're a multimillionaire and your brother doesn't like birthdays, what you normally do is you pull out all the stocks to put together something so fantastic that even he has to admit his birthday's good.
But we're not gonna do that.
Instead, what we're gonna do is make sure that we all have the best time ever on his birthday.
As long as we have fun, he can stay miserable.
So tomorrow is the happiest day of the year for us.
Fuck him.
For us.
It's gonna be the greatest time ever.
We're the best friends ever.
We're gonna have so much fun, right, Tristan?
Yeah, let's go.
Put your fucking grinder phone away.
Just like Smash Bros.
You try and like go all in, you try and like come at me.
Just like Smash Bros.
This table is a little bit too hood anyway, you know.
We're all dressed up nice as one person sitting in a baseball cap.
Ain't a race thing because Nigel's dressed well.
I'm just saying, it's not a race thing, but there's space behind the bar.
You got bills to pay.
You got bills to pay and you're out.
You got bills to pay.
I'll have a bite.
I'll have a hot chocolate.
And no, I'll take it all back.
It is a race thing.
You know what it is?
It actually is a race yeah, that's right.
Send the way at the back.
Oh, look at this room.
Nigel Freeman's allowed to be here.
He's one of the free ones, he's got the papers.
He keeps it in his suit jacket pocket.
There's the trip.
Give it a chance, give it a chance, because I'm not to go on.
I can see the same page.
I got bills to get we'll be lucky, bro.
If I had aww, you guys are luckier than right now.
When we play poker on the boat, this is the shit that's gonna make us all just stand up and throw you over.
This is exactly when you're gonna get thrown over.
He'll be like me, you can't beat me.
We're all gonna look at each other and just throw you straight in the Bro, you're lucky I'm not playing this hand right now, bro.
Can you beat me though?
My tactic of having less trips chips than you makes me nimble and quick.
So I'm relying on speed.
19,400 all in blind.
Bye bye, Tristan.
Nice knowing you.
I'm built different.
I'm not scared.
The difference between you and me is that I'm not scared.
That's the difference between us both.
Oh, no, that okay.
So that's how much.
Yeah, I call it.
Okay, let's figure out.
Tristan calling it now, you have Jackson 5.
Shut down, shut down.
Pocket aces!
My boy!
I told you you were gonna win.
I knew that we all Jackson 5 pocket aces.
He's got Jack.
He's a prime.
Oh!
No 10, no 10.
Jack!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Jackson 5!
Why did you think you motherfuckers stood a chance against the Jackson 5?
Why did you think you stood a single chance in hell against the Jackson 5?
I don't know what y'all niggas was thinking.
You must have a motherfucking day.
Best band in history, Marcel.
You can't beat the Jackson's Poke!
You think Poke Ace is gonna be Jackson 5?
Are you bad?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Chuckle Band.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you.
Woo!
Yes!
Yes!
I phone browse birthday.
Yes.
Alright.
Happy This night's neat, guys.
Rats.
Guys, we just woke up.
I'm having my first cup of coffee in the morning.
We can't start the day with big tasties.
Okay.
Tristan, I love you to death.
It's your birthday and happy birthday.
But I don't want to have a morning big tasty.
Okay, I'm gonna break the fourth wall.
Their tradition is to order as much unhealthy fast food as humanly possible over the course of the entire day.
It's gonna start with Big Tasty's, then it's gonna go to KFC, then it's gonna go to this, then it's gonna go to that, then it's gonna go to pizza, then it's gonna go to K all day until you physically can't move because your stomach's so full of shit.
There's Marcel.
Thank you.
Thank you for being the voice of reason amongst the madness.
Put that back and eat a victory.
This isn't the good birthday.
Put that down and eat your big taste.
Marcel, thank you.
Morning big tasties is not the way.
That's not a good birthday fight.
Does this make you want to throw up having it first thing in the morning right after you wake up?
It's 12 o'clock, neighbors.
I can't think well, we were out late last night for you.
Good morning, sir.
Top of the morning.
Breakfast is ready.
This is come this is real life.
We're contemplating what to do for Tristan's birthday.
Marcel's tapping out.
He doesn't want big tasties.
And you actually know baby's a little bitch with the appetite of a little girl.
Shut up.
Everything we eat is a group.
I put on his desk.
He currently has one big taste.
This is the beginning.
This is the beginning.
One big taste is for you.
No, no, no.
And I really don't want to.
I know, but that's what we're voting for.
We can veto this whatever this plan is.
Oh, you can't.
And I was here by myself eating big tasties.
KFC's on the way.
Let's invoke the game for nothing.
This is gonna get this.
This is gonna get I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, listen.
I do think there's a better plan than sitting here and eating so much we feel sick.
I think that is just shit waste for today.
But it is this.
It was sick.
Why don't we go out to a very nice restaurant and have some very nice food?
Do something very nice.
I'm scared of the big taste, I gotta do it.
I'm funny.
I'll do it, bro.
I'll do it.
I'm just saying that's I'll match whatever you eat, I'll eat.
And with these other niggers, if they can't keep up, then they're just putting out the ears.
Let's go.
Come on, it's his birthday.
Come on, sit down.
We already know we taste this.
We've all eaten big tissues.
And he's I'm gonna put the food that we have eaten on his desk.
No, that does not look enjoyable.
I wanna throw up just looking at it.
You ordered big tasties 45 minutes ago.
You're just trying to destroy everybody in the house.
That's all you're trying to do.
I will admit, I I am being a party pooper.
What?
This is not enjoyable looking at me.
Everyone is just staring into my soul right now.
Alex said he's gotta puke.
And I told him with all due respect if he pukes.
I actually have to film it.
So I'm currently following him around.
I'm not.
I just I'm doing my job.
I have if you puke and I don't film it, I'm it's not a joke.
You you're in the fetal position.
You're gonna you're gonna puke.
You don't look too hot.
Food coma.
Food coma?
What's better than Smallix?
Smallix is going to throw up.
Is yesterday?
Sma Smallix is in the fetal position.
Nigel is asleep outside on the couch.
He looks like he's dying.
I'm gonna sit from my needs and let my stomach settle.
I've never seen you like this.
How do you feel?
Like shit.
You finished your KFC?
No.
I didn't come out here because I was tagged.
I came out here because I was told to come out here.
No.
If I'm not invited, I will happily go back inside.
And I tagged everyone besides you.
I will happily go back inside.
You're not part of this.
You can eat your seat and join us.
We'll go back inside.
I'll see you guys later.
Enjoy.
Christy, You scammed me.
I'm not even supposed to be out of here.
I didn't get invited.
You see, the only way to beat Tristan's game is to exit the game completely.
Now they may sit outside and make fun of me all day.
That's okay.
Because in a few hours, when they're all throwing up their guts, shitting their brains out, I'm gonna be sitting here with all of this uneaten food, happy as can be, while I get my work done and have an amazing day.
So in case you're wondering, how how do you win the game?
You don't win the game unless you exit the game like I have.
No, I know that.
But now we're getting something else.
Why don't we just jump on the scooter still?
We'll see all the Bugatti scooters approach.
Every single one of us.
I sent them yesterday.
Send them yesterday to fix them.
I told them to check them all out, so I wanted to do that.
Smoke a fucking cigar.
Come at a bitch.
Mosquitoes cannot bite me.
My guess goes back.
Wanna take it for a drive?
It's another day, friend.
Fuck you, Pink.
And I changed the five women who live with me.
So it's a brand new life once a week.
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