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Romania's Hidden Supercars
00:05:55
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| I sit about a pool all day and think of the most horrible names I can pick up to call you. | |
| You ruined Kick of Conventure Curry. | |
| You should hate yourself. | |
| You should kill yourself. | |
| Andrew doesn't want to talk. | |
| I think I'll spend most of this summer on the road, you know? | |
| Driving will be gone soon. | |
| Luckily, Romania is far behind most other countries in a lot of ways. | |
| Far behind on immigration, far behind on crime, far behind on road legislation. | |
| So it's one of the last places you can get a supercar and disappear into the mountains and drive as fast as you want. | |
| Of course, I only want to drive at the speed limit, Romanian government. | |
| But in 10 to 15 years, experiences like this won't exist anymore. | |
| So I think why not drive amongst the mountains and the cows. | |
| Wake up in the morning, train, enjoy the fresh air. | |
| I think I'll spend most of this summer on the road, you know? | |
| So many places to see. | |
| Every day is a brand new adventure with my best friends. | |
| Journeys that sell water waves, cause unknown and burn seven days. | |
| The golden looms on all things beneath. | |
| Sunlight garden, lowering wash rooms, moon ties of the sea. | |
| We struggled with a magic grain. | |
| We rode right to the windfall rain. | |
| For goodness sake, spare your feelings and take the epilepsy to strengthen our shade. | |
| Can't stand your late all night. | |
| The last one of the days is to come. | |
| Heterosex got all some roads in Trinidad. | |
| The road we took coming in was sick. | |
| 10 out of 10. | |
| Couldn't fall and no traffic. | |
| I mean, hardly any. | |
| There was a little bit of motorway. | |
| For the moment we turned off the motorway. | |
| We had about an hour and 20 minutes. | |
| Sick driving. | |
| Twisty, twisty. | |
| Long time no see, friend. | |
| Hi. | |
| How was it? | |
| Bro, literally my shoulders are sore. | |
| Two hours, bro. | |
| Two hours straight in the wood. | |
| Literally. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| We had a great time. | |
| Of course, you didn't film any of it, as usual. | |
| I filmed. | |
| You didn't film us on our fun road. | |
| Did you? | |
| No. | |
| Tristan couldn't have kept up. | |
| Some skill issue. | |
| It's not like he hasn't got 770 horsepower. | |
| What do you mean he can't keep up? | |
| More horsepower than me, more horsepower than this. | |
| It's going to this horsepower. | |
| Tristan, I enjoyed your driving. | |
| I had a lovely time. | |
| And when we shall be like a brand of fresh air, safe and secret power, you're no longer inside. | |
| This is super fun. | |
| It's busted, bro. | |
| Bro, I've already been exploring it. | |
| This is super cool. | |
| What's cool about it? | |
| It's just alive. | |
| Everyone's out walking around, kids are playing, scootering around, playing soccer. | |
| This is nice. | |
| This is nice. | |
| So you gave him the MC20, did he? | |
| He broke that, and now you've given him the Aston Vantage. | |
| B12 Vantage. | |
| B12 Vantage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We're driving what today? | |
| Driving the longest possible way to the next destination via Mountain Pass to avoid Tristan who hates driving. | |
| I know, but apparently, this is a really pretty pass. | |
| Yeah, it's really gorgeous, but Tristan hates driving. | |
| Of course, Tristan does not like enjoying the most expensive cars on the planet on the most exclusive roads on the planet. | |
| For some reason, he just wants to sit in his house and have sex with the horses. | |
| Alex, what's your take on the whole situation? | |
| Are you excited? | |
| I'm super excited. | |
| Just want to drive. | |
| All right, let's drive. | |
| Andrew doesn't want to talk. | |
| Alex, let's go. | |
| Got anything? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Why not? | |
| I will film your destruction from the safety of Tristan's car. | |
| I would much rather ride with my friend Tristan. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | |
| He is photographing the car. | |
| You know, I was gonna. | |
| I told him to start tomorrow. | |
| I was gonna break the news to you tonight over dinner that I've replaced you with Old Man Photo Boy. | |
| It actually looks like an older version of you, actually, to be fair. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Glasses. | |
| That could be. | |
| What are you gonna do if you start dressing like that? | |
| A more experienced Bailey has come from the future to take your job. | |
| And you can't possibly be better. | |
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I Was Gonna Break It To You
00:03:49
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| You are him. | |
| But he's got 40 years on you. | |
| He's got more than 40 years. | |
| I was gonna break it to you today. | |
| I told him to start tomorrow, but he just showed up, so sorry. | |
| The prettiest | |
| views I've ever seen. | |
| This is my favorite hotel in Romania. | |
| Is it actually? | |
| Yeah. | |
| In all of Romania. | |
| Yep. | |
| No one comes here. | |
| Super hidden. | |
| We've got a pool, we've got a bar, got a restaurant with fresh fish. | |
| We've got Berks, boat excursions. | |
| It's simple. | |
| It's nice. | |
| It's 75 Euro. | |
| The drive here is fun. | |
| Nobody finds me. | |
| Nobody sees me. | |
| Nobody knows where I am. | |
| It's super bright up. | |
| It's fatass. | |
| In the view of Son Romania. | |
| 10 out of 10. | |
| Ferrotel Romania. | |
| Telling you. | |
| It's great. | |
| It's a great place. | |
| Tomorrow I'm going to sit by the pool all day. | |
| I'm going to sit by the pool all day and think of the most horrible names I can think of to call you. | |
| Please record the whole thing for an episode. | |
| Yeah, I got you. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| The whole thing is an episode of me calling you names. | |
| I'll get the tripod. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I'll charge all my batteries. | |
| Perfect. | |
| We're gonna do Andrew, I've not even had time to unpack my bags and you're already lifting weights. | |
| I literally took my suitcase upstairs, looked down, and you're already lifting weights. | |
| Never missed a day. | |
| We drove for 10 hours. | |
| We get here, and the literal first thing you do is start wrecking out. | |
| Never miss a day, I double the next day. | |
| Three to six, five days a year, I lift 20,000 kilos a day, minimum. | |
| If I miss a day, I have to do 40,000 kilos the next day. | |
| 40,000 kilos is a lot harder than 20,000 kilos, so it's better I don't miss a day. | |
| So I stopped, powered up, took 10 hours driving. | |
| Now I'm going to do that, but everybody. | |
| I don't care. | |
| These are independent car drive. | |
| I'm going to finish my training and watch this man swim in the river. | |
| Hope he doesn't drown. | |
| That wouldn't be entertaining at all. | |
| No one who backstrokes like that is having any incident. | |
| Real nigger. | |
| That's a certified professional. | |
| Certified team. | |
| I ain't backstroking. | |
| And I know you and Tristan aren't either. | |
| Backshotting? | |
| You don't know what that is, do you? | |
| No comment. | |
| You know what that's about the island? | |
| There's not a single black inhabitant. | |
| Please tell me more about your dreams and aspirations so I can crush them. | |
| That's your face of anguish when I beat you at Smash Road. | |
| That's for white people. | |
| That's for white people. | |