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Man Beats Anxiety
00:07:08
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| I'll go fight the bear and I'll see what happens. | |
| What else do you do at a campfire? | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| And you know it's bullshit. | |
| Nobody knows how we all do. | |
| Why did I not teach him anymore? | |
| You had LOL whatever drink. | |
| LOL surprise. | |
| You had LOL surprise. | |
| And you're making fun of him for having rainbow marshmallows. | |
| He's allowed to have rainbow marshmallows the moment he pays for his own food. | |
| On my dying, he can't sit there eating rainbow marshmallows after me. | |
| I forbid it. | |
| Fine, I'm gonna enjoy my plain hot chocolate without the marshmallows. | |
| You are says the men in the pizza. | |
| Those are fighting words. | |
| He might have to burn you at the fire. | |
| He's a man who hasn't had sex with a woman in over six months. | |
| I wouldn't say six months. | |
| It's been eight months. | |
| Alright, all the single ladies watching this. | |
| Alex is also single. | |
| And I'm putting this in TC. | |
| Be careful, because he might not even speak to me. | |
| He's extremely wealthy. | |
| He just plays a broke character on this show. | |
| He's got a big heart. | |
| Nice. | |
| He's fleeing my nose. | |
| He knows how to treat a woman. | |
| You're safe with him. | |
| He can smell danger a mile away. | |
| Bro, you know what I'm saying? | |
| He'll never tell a lie. | |
| If North Korea actually opens doors to some, I'm a fine friend. | |
| Andy, how's your day? | |
| Right. | |
| Tell me more about it. | |
| Elaborate. | |
| I have an idea. | |
| What was the best part of your day? | |
| His phone right now. | |
| My friend, Tristan. | |
| What was the best part of your day? | |
| It was actually all good until one second ago when this dork with a camera walked up and started asking me fucking questions. | |
| Michael, how's your day? | |
| I don't know who this guy is. | |
| I'm done talking to him. | |
| That right there was the best part of my day. | |
| You take a bus to eat that at your house. | |
| What a nice restaurant. | |
| I'm eating traditional Romanian food. | |
| You should try it. | |
| It's uh just speak Romanian. | |
| Full to mask. | |
| Wow. | |
| Culture is really rubbing off on you, you know? | |
| I'm a cultured man. | |
| It's not culture. | |
| It's too shit. | |
| I'm not enough. | |
| Culture doesn't impress me. | |
| I'm a boss, Negro. | |
| I liked collecting wet wood in the dark. | |
| I thought it made it fun. | |
| I thought real niggers through fire with wet wood. | |
| A little pushy. | |
| I've already got your phone. | |
| Try it. | |
| Bitch asshole. | |
| I'm going to build the biggest fire in the world. | |
| I'm going to beat Elon Musk to space with my fire. | |
| I'm going to launch someone to space with the power of my fire. | |
| What are they? | |
| Still. | |
| The girls can have chocolate, I guess. | |
| Play them. | |
| Can any of you ladies catch? | |
| That was a good catch. | |
| Can any of you ladies catch? | |
| Yes. | |
| Perfect control. | |
| I was thinking we keep our chair. | |
| So you stole his chair. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You need to leave therapy immediately. | |
| I have anxiety, but I use my anxiety so that I wake up at 6.15 a.m. instantly enraged, getting to work, so I win. | |
| I grabbed the demon of anxiety by his fucking neck and added him to my legion. | |
| He works for me. | |
| New legal teams, new money, new ways to combat their narrative. | |
| Endless reps, anxiety, OCD, fucking depression, everything. | |
| That's how I want. | |
| No one wants to stay up until 6 a.m. | |
| Don't film now because you didn't film the whole fucking campfire now, you come. | |
| You're tired, you need a little nap time, and you go to sleep like a little girl. | |
| We sit up to 6 a.m. baking campfire bread like heroes on sticks. | |
| We made huge fires and you missed out and you're never gonna be able to get it back and you film out of it and that night is gone forever and you wasted your life with your eyes closed like a fucking baby. | |
| You said fucked off. | |
| Tristan, you're on my team. | |
| We both got a bunch of people. | |
| You're trying to tell the story of something you weren't. | |
| No, I was there. | |
| No, you were. | |
| And Alex wasn't there. | |
| It's three versus two. | |
| We were on the winning team. | |
| When you went to bed, I don't know if I remember. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| You weren't there yourself. | |
| We are on the winning team. | |
| Do you have photograph graphic evidence I wasn't there? | |
| Yes. | |
| No, you don't. | |
| Yes. | |
| Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. | |
| Market saturation is real. | |
| It's a real problem. | |
| And I hear it all the time, especially from young men who are 20, 21 years of age. | |
| They say, Tristan, I don't know what I could potentially open. | |
| When I was much younger, there was a real business on telephone sales. | |
| I conducted an interview with a student inside of the real world just a few weeks ago, and he understands that they are severely lacking in AI automation. | |
| They need skills that people your age possess. | |
| Just like in 2001 to 2005, the businesses that didn't want to modernize, that didn't want a website, that didn't want a Facebook presence, they were left in the past. | |
| Lindberg, tell me about your roadmap plans. | |
| Can't be bothered. | |
| Can't be bothered to talk to the camera. | |
| I need some commentary. | |
| I woke up this morning and said, let's get away from Bailey. | |
| I'm tired of Lamar filming. | |
| I said, where do we go? | |
| We got our cars and drove away. | |
| You may end up here, but you're here with your camera. | |
| So I don't know how you got your food. | |
| How did you get here? | |
| I flew. | |
| You have flu? | |
| I chewed. | |
| Bless you. | |
| It's my second cousin. | |
| Tony. | |
| Did you know that I inherited my wonderful singing ability to do that? | |
| Do I start talking to Bailey? | |
| Yeah, yes to me. | |
| But do I start again? | |
| Each day I give everyone a fresh chance. | |
| Andrew's almost ruined his. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| What did Andrew do? | |
| Stayed up by the campfire like a real man. | |
| You wouldn't understand. | |
| Do you sleep? | |
| I haven't sleep. | |
| It's up to 7 till 11. | |
| Tonight is your last chance to sit by the fire all night. | |
| I'm after this. | |
| I'm going to drive back to the Cores and play SSB by myself. | |
| Why? | |
| Because you're a quitter. | |
| In one place. | |
| In one player mode. | |
| I mean, we can still go to the preview. | |
| Baby will have no way back to the hotel. | |
| Fine, by me. | |
| You can go with Nike. | |
| He's a survivor. | |
| Bro, he's your mate. | |
| It's not my man. | |
| I don't fucking know. | |
| No, it was the army. | |
| I haven't got my available. | |
| There you go, bro. | |
| Alex, you look tired, Alex. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I haven't got my wine ice. | |
| He's tired. | |
| No, he's not. | |
| He's tired. | |
| I'm as fresh as ever. | |
| So Mike that we have to buy you dinner before you'll sleep with us. | |
| I'm not talking to him anymore. | |
| He paid for your food. | |
| Can't ignore the man that beats you. | |
| The man that beats you. | |
| If he ignores me, I'll be quite happy. | |
| Hi, my name's Smanners. | |
| Who's ordering food? | |
| I ordered. | |
| I have ordered as well. | |
| I ordered a sellout with it. | |
| Girls, did you order? | |
| There's no girls here. | |
| Ceduck's here. | |
| Just the one holding the camera. | |
| Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore? | |
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Can't Ignore the Future
00:02:11
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| It's just impossible if I had you ever want for more. | |
| It's just impossible tomorrow Should you ask me for the world Somehow I get it I would sell my very soul not regret it. | |
| $10 million has already been generated by the real world students since the launch of these two new money-making methods. | |
| Content creation plus AI and AI automation. | |
| You're either making money from this tech or getting replaced by it. | |
| While the world argues about AI, our students learn how to use it to stack $10 million in real results. | |
| Inside the AI Automation Agency campus, students build bots that generate leads, reply to customers, and close deals while they sleep. | |
| Over in the content creation plus AI campus, they use generative AI to produce viral videos, automated edits, and scale content into cash machines. | |
| No coding, no film school. | |
| Just modern tools, updated systems, and our proven blueprints. | |
| One student built a real estate bomb. | |
| 10K a month, 24-7 replies, zero missed leads. | |
| Another went from zero to $50K a month, turning AI-generated content into a business. | |
| Over $7,200, $9K. | |
| Around $10K a month. | |
| I'm about $12,000. | |
| Over $18,000 a month. | |
| $150k. | |
| Over a half a billion dollars. | |
| And they're not the exception. | |
| There's a new standard. | |
| Because when you're coached by millionaires and surrounded by winners, you don't just learn. | |
| You accelerate. | |
| $10 million wasn't luck. | |
| It was systemized. | |
| The future belongs to those who automate it and those who create in it. | |
| Join the real world now and start making money today. | |
| These stones are going to become hotter than the sun. | |
| They're going to turn them into a fission reactor, which we use to power a massive billboard saying Tristan failed at life. | |
| We could do that or we could just cook sausages on them. | |
| How should we use the unlimited power that we've now cracked? | |
| We've broken physics. | |
| We found unlimited energy. | |
| Tell me how we should use it. | |
| Admit you have no answers for my physics questions. | |
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Luxury Restaurant Secrets
00:05:26
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| You've entered the realm of biblical truth. | |
| What does E equals MCS stand for? | |
| Something about the energy in an object is equal to the speed of light times the stone's heat. | |
| Is that what you're trying to say? | |
| Close. | |
| Energy equals mass times stone, yes. | |
| Einstein worked it out because I've made these stones hotter than the sun. | |
| Hotter than the sun to cook sausages. | |
| And I could use this unlimited energy to power endless billboards on every single street corner across the planet from Bangkok to Boston saying you're a fucking dipshit. | |
| There's a luxury restaurant right there that we could actually walk to and yet you're roasting whatever this is. | |
| There's a luxury restaurant right here, nigger. | |
| We're in the wilderness. | |
| I'm lying. | |
| There's a luxury restaurant right here. | |
| We went. | |
| I see it. | |
| It's right there. | |
| Nigger. | |
| There's a luxury restaurant right here. | |
| Nigger. | |
| What you do with that is you cook jam in it and then you fold it in half and jam in the middle and you sleep on the stick and then you cook it and it cooks like a bad. | |
| That's why you got to crack. | |
| You're making toast. | |
| I'm on toast for the sausage. | |
| Did you learn that from your cooking shows? | |
| I learned that from Boy Scouts. | |
| There's no way you're on Boy Scouts. | |
| Were you actually? | |
| Andrew and I were on fact from Boy Scouts. | |
| What? | |
| How have I lived with you for years and not known this? | |
| Because I was actually an Eagle Scout Master. | |
| You were in the Boy Scouts. | |
| I didn't exit the scouts until I came to work for you guys and I was 24. | |
| It all makes sense. | |
| I could see you being a scout. | |
| Of course. | |
| So let's add a little bit of context to the video. | |
| You were up until 6 a.m. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| We are not telling the story of the endless campfire night because you didn't film it. | |
| You didn't film the sun come up. | |
| You didn't film the beautiful stars all night long. | |
| You didn't film our stories around the campfire. | |
| You didn't film Christy being a legend, finding flour at 3 a.m. | |
| You didn't film the growls from the forest. | |
| You didn't film the trout jumping in the wall, or you didn't film any of it. | |
| You missed the whole fucking night because you needed to sleep, a little baby, a little sleepy head. | |
| Well, we stayed up all night next to the campfire until it was light like this. | |
| And then we left. | |
| We made such an epic fire that when I came down again today, this fire was still burning. | |
| I didn't even have to use a lighter. | |
| It was still burning. | |
| So of course I don't put out fires because I don't portray things that keep me warm. | |
| So I'm not going to put out a fire because I'm done with it because that's betrayal. | |
| So I just let it burn. | |
| If the forest has to burn, so be it. | |
| Don't give a fuck. | |
| So I came back down and my fire was still burning. | |
| You missed the all-night campfire. | |
| And because you didn't film it, because you're a fucking baby who needs sleep and milk bottles like a homo, you now want me to tell you the story and recap it all to make up for your fucking failure. | |
| You're a permanent failure, which will be etched into the stones of time. | |
| You will never be there, Bailey. | |
| You cannot time travel. | |
| You will never be where the action was. | |
| You will never have it on camera. | |
| You failed forever. | |
| So I don't want to talk about it. | |
| It just reminds me of what a fucking useless dipshit you are. | |
| Are you doing it again tonight? | |
| Why does it matter to you? | |
| You'll go to bed anyway. | |
| I will, but I'm just wondering. | |
| Are you going to do it again? | |
| If we stayed up again all night tonight, you'd go to sleep? | |
| I'm going to bed now. | |
| You're a fucking babe. | |
| My bad. | |
| That doesn't surprise me. | |
| That's a really unsurprising answer. | |
| I'm just checking in on everyone. | |
| How are you doing? | |
| How are you doing? | |
| I'm doing great. | |
| Naj, how you doing? | |
| How many sets did you get for? | |
| I've been working on your photos. | |
| You finished all your sets. | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| And you know it's bullshit. | |
| You're just talking absolute bullshit at each other. | |
| What do you else do you do by campfires? | |
| I came down here thinking I'm missing something, but you're just talking shit. | |
| All of you. | |
| So you're American. | |
| What else do you do at a campfire? | |
| What else do you do? | |
| I don't go to campfires. | |
| You've never been by a campfire. | |
| I have, but it's not my cup of tea. | |
| What you Brits say. | |
| So what do you do by campfires besides talk shit? | |
| Tristan's got the right idea. | |
| I'll try and take the bear out. | |
| Everyone remembers me as a hero. | |
| And I'm happy to do that. | |
| Do I think I'll win? | |
| No. | |
| But if someone's going to fight the bear, I'm the one with the knife. | |
| I'm the biggest. | |
| I'll go fight the bear and I'll see what happens. | |
| I've either got the coolest story in the world or I die a hero. | |
| He slipped in the shower. | |
| He did. | |
| Gang. | |
| He did. | |
| Nice. | |
| Any men in these villages, Alex? | |
| Find any good men on Grinder in the villages? | |
| That boatman's on Grinder? | |
| Shoot the French. | |
| You gotta commandeer their boats. | |
| Let's tell each other's secrets. | |
| I once killed a man. | |
| We actually had another friend in the group named Stevie. | |
| But I killed him and I hypnotized all of you to wipe his memory from you. | |
| But if you think very carefully, if you watch the old episodes of which I've edited him out of, you'll be able to see a character in the background. | |
| His name is Stevie. | |
| He used to train with us. | |
| He used to cook with Christie. | |
| He used to box with Nigel. | |
| Used to watch gate porn with Smallex. | |
| Remember, Stevie was the fucking man. | |
| So why are you kidding? | |
| Well, the thing is, he caught me in bed, but Smallix is mine. | |
| And I knew the secret would destroy the friendship group. | |
| So I had no choice but to eliminate him. | |
| I remember that. | |
| You used these sneaks, these small sneaks from Madden Black. | |
| Waving the memories. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Kill Alex next. | |
| I came down here to capture content, but I'm just capturing and documenting the delirium of my friends. | |
| That's all this is. | |
| You all get progressive. | |
| Look, Nigel knows. | |
| You get progressively more tired and just talk shit. | |
| I'm cool. | |
| I'm leaving. | |
| Bye. | |
| Fire was nice. | |
| I'm out. | |
| Bye. | |
| Good night. | |
| Bye. | |
| Long time no see, friend. | |
| I sit on a pool all day and think of the most horrible names I can think of to call you. | |
| You really take up an entire carry, buddy. | |
| Alright, let's drop. | |
| Andrew doesn't want to talk. | |
| Oh, you're not in the mood. | |
| Just give me a quick handshake. | |