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July 18, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Uno? No, DUO! | Tate Confidential Ep 311
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We've been pulled over by the police.
Oh, plus some freaking don't.
That's me.
Dude, what a fucking loser.
I'm gonna beat you up in those.
Put your seatbelt on.
You can't beat me in those.
Nobody knows about us how we roll out.
Geographical freedom.
It is of course tied to finance, but certainly have your passport.
Certainly have friends in other countries that you can stay with.
Because if you aren't free geographically, then you can get tied up in stupid situations.
I'm a very free person.
Life is good.
I see any friends I like from anywhere in the world.
If you feel it's going to make you happier, it's something that you should definitely pursue.
First and foremost, fear of the unknown is what's keeping you where you are.
Get a passport, get a little bit of money, go to other places.
And I would advise you to do that because as your situation gets worse and as things double in price and things become more violent or cities become unsafe, if you don't know what other countries are like, the propaganda machine on the TV telling you you're the land of the free and the home of the brave, greatest country on earth, it's going to sway you.
Make the leap of faith to do something different with your life if you are completely in the dark about what's out there.
Tell me about it.
When the Maserati MC-20 is moving, it's actually moving and driving speed.
It looks sexual.
It's back super good too.
It looks amazing.
What you done to it made it.
Don't you have a body kit?
Yeah, I've got a body kit on my hair.
It looks incredible.
You have it in race?
Uh no, he kicking out, they scored, but Corsa for some reason he doesn't.
You have to hold it, and then it reduces the traction control a little bit, but it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
You've just got to hold it for three seconds and then it'll go to Corsair.
Nigel, why is your top down?
It's cold outside.
Because I like the fresh air.
Fresh air is good for the soul.
I know, but you don't like cold because of your skin colour.
Oh, my heat, say heat seats is on.
And my heat is on full glass now.
That's fair.
You want to put your top down, Alex?
I'll find that now.
Maybe later.
Right this comment about the ego.
Take my breath and make it light to ever be.
Do it now or never bid.
Take my breath and go away.
Nobody does it better than baby boost or never been.
Take my breath!
*music* *music* *music* *music* *music* más save me пос aesthetics and I'm going to go to the next one.
I'm so sorry.
All right, Tate.
Confidential.
I gotta be kind of sly with this.
We've been pulled over by the police.
The police are taking pictures of the Lamborghini.
They said we were speeding.
On Fades!
And we've also found out where Andrew Tate was rushing to when he was caught.
Driving at 196 kilometers per hour on DN7 in Argus County.
Now I don't know what they're doing.
Keep you posted.
Culture is far more effective at policing than even a government can be.
I would also argue that one of the main reasons Japan and Romania is safe is that if a Romanian's gonna steal, he'll steal outside of Romania because he doesn't want his family to be known as thieves in Romania.
And I've heard them say that.
If I steal, I go to England because then no one's gonna call my mother the mother of a thief.
So the culture polices live.
If you remove all these other things and give everything to the state, well then the culture dissolves along with it.
And it's actually a culture that will police far more effectively than a police force ever could.
I mean, you could spend endless money on police forces like America has.
I mean, their police forces have more money than armies.
It doesn't stop the crime at all because the culture's a mess.
Everyone out for themselves and take drugs and rap music and garbage.
Well, the culture's shit.
Police ain't ever gonna fix it.
They never will.
Since the dawn of recorded history, every single time your rights have been taken away from you, every single time they have removed your freedom, they have done so under the same guise, which is safety.
The human psyche can only accept a loss of freedom for safety.
You can only accept to be reduced your capability to go throughout the world and do and say and interact how you want if you believe it's gonna preserve your body and preserve your life force for a longer period of time.
You can't go over there because it's dangerous.
We're in the middle of the night, we're in the middle of the night.
We're in the middle of the night.
He's all the stars of Brock.
Is there a liar?
Give me my cigar.
How many cigars are in here?
Bring the rest of the ball as well and go ahead.
Thank you.
How many cigars are in here?
One.
Nobody wants to talk to you.
I quit talking to the counters.
Why are we even here?
Because there's nothing you can do.
Am I right?
Once they take driving, which looks like they're trying to do.
Because the way the cop call me is impossible to work.
Did you see how they call me?
They no longer see the station and the speed gun.
They have a speed gun that works as they drive the opposite way.
So they just drive up and down the road.
They're just driving the opposite direction at red.
And then put those lights on and turn around.
So once you take driving away, what's it?
That's boring.
We were born in the wrong time.
200 years ago, we'd be a war.
200 years ago would be a war.
Now we're just not a war.
200 years now we'd have lasers.
Yeah, we have lasers now.
You do something.
Now there's nothing to do.
Guys, take driving away.
You take poisoning yourself with fucking liquid.
Turning your brain to mush.
If you keep your brain actually on, there's nothing to do.
Besides get rich, SSB is probably the most fun thing on the planet.
No, this is the championship match!
This is the championship match!
What are you waiting for?
No!
Let's be padded more fun than SSB ever.
It might be the most fun activity ever invented by humans ever.
Maybe we should just never go out for a game.
And stick to SSB.
What we know best.
And Bailey will still never win.
Ever.
It's funny because Nigel never wins, but we don't give him a shit.
Bailey tries.
Yeah, Bailey tries.
He even has a character.
I still like Brandon.
I play by the house rules.
He has a character that looks like you.
Villager.
I don't know if you look more like Villager or Olimar.
Does Villager have glasses?
Neither of them do.
But both of them do one thing.
So this means that Bailey is the son of Pilgrim.
Thank you, Wimbo, Maya.
Thank you, sir.
You can play Buck Coder.
I will fuck you up with Brit Kang first.
A what?
Brick gang.
I'll bust him with Brit Kang.
Who's Brick Kang?
Yeah, I'm from England.
We know all about knives.
But this one is no, it's not sharp.
It's not sharp.
But in Romania, you can carry a knife without going to jail.
Is it illegal now?
It's because they let the immigrants in.
They have to change the laws.
That's why.
It's Tetris on a fucking thing, and I will fuck you up differently.
You think I won't get a higher score than you?
But I will put it in my pouch right now.
Andrew's not ready for the monumental beatdown at the Brit game that he's going after his senior.
Nice, hold her.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did you get it?
Highest score on Brit Game.
Mr. Chan.
Guys, it's a game called DOS.
Not Uno.
Dos.
DOS.
Alright, we have to buy it.
Yeah, so you have to match cards by number or and colors.
Or you can add numbers together.
So if it's eight, you can put an eight or a same color or you can put five and a three.
It's got the rules here on the back.
I'm busting up a dose as well, huh?
Kristen, what does DOS mean in Spanish?
I've got to fuck you up.
Two reasons to beat Bailey.
Two things to beat Bailey at.
You're never going to survive.
You're not going to make it out to the other end of what's about to happen to you.
The universe is going to shift.
That's what's going to happen.
There's going to be a cosmic array of the nebulas that spell your name.
Bailey Bolton.
Losing.
I'm smart.
No, you don't know.
You would have never survived Thailand with us.
It would have been brutal.
That's me.
Yeah, that is you, actually.
Huge.
You know what?
I think it's a nice statue and a good aesthetic, and I know he's built the town and everything.
But have you seen the statue in New York?
It's better.
Oh, yeah, what?
The big fat black one.
Exactly.
Marcel's mom.
Exactly.
Sick.
One more.
One more.
Last one.
Last one.
You have no idea these kids with you.
Dude.
That's amazing.
What is Langosh?
Just eat some.
I'm down.
What is Langosh?
It's older than your country.
Shut up and fucking eat it.
What?
Langos?
It's Hungarian.
Actually.
Because you don't get it in Bucharest.
You only get it in this middleman Hungarian places.
In Hungary, it's everywhere.
In Hungary, it's everywhere.
In Slovakia, it's half of it.
Because we have it since.
I live in Brussels for seven years.
So you think Langosh is a fan?
Yeah.
What a loser.
What a fucking loser.
Thank you, Lang.
Just a spoon.
Take a baby.
No, I can't.
Whiskey cheesy, oh, so easy.
Shut up, all that happening here.
What a beautiful country.
You're like a farmer.
Craig.
Hello.
I'm the tables manager from Sontag.
Andrew, nice to meet you.
Come with me.
Thanks.
*Sings*
Your life is right now.
This is the only life you're going to live.
The past is in your mind, and the people who were there have a different version of events than the one you have.
The past you imagine doesn't exist anywhere else, but in your consciousness.
Nobody else has the same recollection of events.
And the future will not turn out how you imagine it to turn out.
It's going to be very different if you have a future at all.
So unfortunately, your life, as it stands, the only life you're guaranteed to have is the life you have right now.
As you watch this video, the house you're in, the car you drive, the woman you sleep with, the money you make, this is your life.
*music*
You're gonna fuck with the wrong nigga.
You're gonna fuck with the wrong nigga.
The day will taught you a day.
Niggas are dark.
Look, that's you.
I see a little bailey bowling.
Look.
Lil Bailey.
Little Bailey Molly.
Run it away.
Run it away.
Keep running.
You cannot hide from destiny.
I will destimate you.
I will annihilate you.
I will destroy you.
I am made of pain.
I've been living things you could never possibly fucking understand.
I've been afraid, and then I decided to take the power to make all the fear and harness into my Aikido mastery.
And use it to fucking hate you.
You fucking idiot challenge me to fucking break the game.
I will finish you.
When this ends, I'm like, ah, shucks.
Now what?
You don't believe that I'm going to miss all this garbage, but I'm telling you, my whole life has only ever been.
From the age of four, I was playing chess professional.
I was a professional chess player, and then I became a professional athlete, and I was a professional fighter.
And now I get to fight against the Matrix inside of the Romanian legal system, probably one of the most rigid games you can possibly play in a language I don't understand.
It's entertaining.
What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Parking in a town.
We built this 500 years ago and now there's a motherfucking Ethan to hear party.
Look.
Go Blake.
I'm gonna bust you off at dose.
What's five plus three?
Exactly.
He doesn't even know.
Alex can't count.
So he's gonna struggle at dose.
I'm gonna beat you up at dose.
Put your seatbelt on.
Because you're about to fall off earth.
Put your seatbelt on.
Because you're about to fall off earth.
You can't beat me a dose.
I've got your number.
All of his trash talking isn't going to add up to nothing.
Really gave me a dose of my own medicine.
Got dragged down to the bottom by their testicles.
So basically, Schumont Burton's trying to ring Martha.
George Floyd's actually one of my heroes.
Then you drown.
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