You don't even know who that is, you fucking yank.
He's gonna hate everyone at this house.
Nobody, nobody tell you.
So Tristan fucked us.
Tristan's selfish.
Andrew got things.
He got things for all of us.
Loads.
I went to the random Asians by the side of the road and ordered loads and loads and loads of food.
So everyone had food.
Tristan disappears and comes back with one Subway sandwich.
Well aware that I had ordered food just to feed himself.
He's selfish.
He's selfish.
And the Subway Sandwich looks good.
He just ate it all.
Why did you do that?
You know, I don't like iServices.
You can't just do that.
Yeah.
Why weren't you like, you know what, this subway sandwich that I'm really going to enjoy and I look forward to, I'd like to also give this to my brother and my cousin.
I thought of you.
Yeah.
He thought about us when he got his order.
He just got loads.
He just got unlimited.
Characteristically unandrew-like boat.
Fuck.
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Just admit you're a selfish talk.
Yeah, just admit you're selfish.
Just admit it.
I bought this for you.
You didn't call me.
No, because you don't have two.
They're two separate sandwiches.
You don't have two.
Andrew, I bought this for you.
And you've been calling me horrible names.
So now I'm going to eat it.
He didn't.
He bought it for himself.
He bought it for himself.
I did it.
Unless there are three sandwiches, one for each of us in this car.
There are no three.
There weren't three, were there?
No.
Yeah, there were.
That's what I thought.
Because they were both for you.
So excited.
Most excited man in the world.
Mr. Happy.
Channel for you.
Ah, there he is.
There he is.
Chelford.
You gonna do that?
Hey Abro, how are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
What a favorite.
What a pleasure.
How are you doing?
It's great.
More than I've been doing.
Looking forward to it.
It's gonna be fine.
Well, yeah, definitely.
I'm not gonna be able to do that, but it's still gonna be fun.
What's your idea?
Business idea.
You have a business idea.
Yeah.
I'm chewing gum and zinning at the same time.
Okay.
The gum's gonna be fine.
Come inside.
I mean, a little bit of warm-up.
Ah, warm's fine.
Yeah, warm fine.
Do you have a cigarette?
No.
We have zinn.
No problem.
You're a better man than me.
Back to my business idea.
Where's the nearest cliff?
I want you to flip it from there down the hill.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
We're doing conflicting ideas right now.
He needs to drift or off the cliff.
But for content, it'll be good content.
If he chews the gum, it'd be a good adverb on the way down.
Bailey filmed.
Bailey jumps after the car.
You can film him chewing the gum as he drifts off the cliff.
There must be a cliff here.
Bailey.
None of this is.
There must be a cliff where he drifts the car off the cliff.
You know?
This results in both of us dying.
We get filthy.
The cameraman never dies.
That's not true, though.
It is true.
No, Luke, it is true.
The cameraman never dies.
Where's the cliff?
Intermediate, and then we go forward for the high zone.
Okay.
So I would love you guys to, you know, test your boundaries.
Love it.
That'll be good fun.
It's a lovely thing.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
I've been watching you guys on the TV program and suddenly, oh, you're out of the TV.
You're out of the mobile phone.
We're here.
Well, Luke's a professional drifter, so I'm not at all.
There's no one who can drift like me.
Fuck those guys.
I think they're good.
He said, I'll beat them all.
They're nothing.
They're scum.
Luke was saying that the whole car ride down here.
I wouldn't mind here.
You already high-rated now.
We didn't even see you now.
Great button with a blood splash car.
I'm just amazed by Tristan's do-rag.
Yeah.
That's the most black thing I've ever seen you do.
You want Marcel here, Mom?
I'm all that black.
What are you talking about, Marcel?
Yeah, I don't think I'll do a 10.
I'm on Hendrick and go.
I've been in four serious car crashes, and I have a pathological fear of driving fast on the passenger.
But you know what?
Luckily, we have Luke.
Ah, Luke!
Luke!
There you go.
Everything is on the shoulder, my boy.
They're going to do a professional's full-speed dangerous run, and Tristan obviously was in car crashes, and I'm obviously the superstar.
And if I died, the whole thing's over.
You got all the points for it today.
All the lines.
Did they get you?
They're professional drifters.
I have zero problem with that.
Nice.
I have completely zero issues.
I don't.
You're lying to me.
I don't have anything.
Your cousin's holding out on the cigarettes.
I'm not.
Look, we're not poor anymore.
You give me a cigarette for me.
No.
You know what, Tristan?
Remember the Subway?
You're not my own cousin.
Do you remember the Subway?
He's selfish.
And the Subway Sanders looks good.
He just ate it all.
Haley, so what you don't realize is just before this, before you came, he ordered Subway.
Well, guess who he ordered for?
Let's know.
Yeah.
Because you know Tristan, don't you?
You know who he is.
And one other person.
No, and he ate both of them.
I did eat both.
He ate both.
Yes, I did eat both.
They were both for him originally.
They always were.
If they were for someone else, wouldn't he get three?
No, I didn't.
One wasn't for you.
Watch out for the cliffs.
Watch out for the clutch.
You don't even know what that is, you fucking yank.
Cliffs.
Yeah, watch out for the clutch.
You don't even know what that is, you fucking yank.
Clutch, clutch.
You can't even drive a fucking manual.
You're a dumb fucker.
Andrew's gonna do shit.
I'm gonna do better.
Everyone's on smoke today.
No idea.
No idea.
I see you got it.
Not quite.
*Squeak*
Luke, Luke.
Yeah?
We're going off a cliff.
No.
No, there's no cliffs.
Luke, we've had enough.
No.
Life's we're done with life.
All right, what was your prediction?
Luke.
Yeah.
Luke's alive.
Bailey, I really feel him in these cars.
Shit.
Luke stole my helmet.
Shit.
No, but they should have brought you a helmet for that.
I stole Tristan's helmet.
I'll admit it.
He stole your sandwich.
You stole his helmet.
I don't know if you realize this.
What?
I've got nothing left to live for.
That's not true.
He has plenty of things to live for.
He's lying.
He's bluffing.
Oh, yeah, I'm bluffing.
You might not be bluffing.
Get in.
Luke, any last words?
If I die, it was Tristan's fault.
Is someone there?
That's a better idea.
I'm here, come on.
No air con.
But do you see the nerd over there with his camera?
That's the guy to hit.
Let's go straight into him.
Try and first lull him into safety.
Get him away from the tires.
Away from the tire barrier.
First, we got to show off.
Get some good drifting going.
Some donuts.
Get Bailey nice and safe.
Nice and comfortable.
Nice.
For the kill.
Bailey thinks I'm dying, but he doesn't realize we're after him.
Right?
That's the actual plan, right?
Absolutely.
Coming for you, Bailey.
Keep trying to take my job.
Sorry.
Come on.
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Who's my passenger, Bailey?
I'll be your passenger.
This is hilarious because Luke's about to drive and Luke's American and Americans are never taught to drive ever because Americans are scum.
It's true.
So you don't even know how to drive a manual car.
I'm gonna have to explain to you how to drive a manual car while you're also trying to drift, which means that when you stop drifting, unless you put the clutch in, you're going to stall.
Okay, that doesn't mean anything to me.
It does.
The clutch is on the far left.
These words don't mean anything to me.
How do I learn to first?
There we go.
There you go.
So now you can let go of the clutch.
Better than Tristan.
Yeah, better than Tristan, because he stole because he's a faggot.
Good point.
So that's the brain.
Okay, these have these have to.
Come on.
Okay.
So now, to drift.
Now's the hard part.
Now I have to learn how to drift.
The first thing I have to do is get out of um Okay, so which way's the tire go?
Which way is the steering wheel go?
Ah, and you put the clutch in.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Good.
So you're gonna go.
No, I've got it.
I've done these before.
I've done these before.
I've ridden bikes.
So I get it.
I get the whole clutch thing.
Okay, that's good.
Now I need to learn.
Okay, so now it's the drifting part.
So which way does the tire go?
Okay, wait, so first I'm gonna start in the turn, and then I'm gonna lose it in the turn.
You can.
And then I have to change the...
Got it.
Okay.
Leave the rest up to God.
We're already in first.
Yeah.
No need for brakes.
Full lock it right and I'll pump the thrall.
Oh Off the cliff old friend!
Pretty good!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
We found a few more than ever we want!
Ah, but clutch.
Forgot the clutch.
Forgot the clutch.
You almost were with somebody.
Forgot the clutch.
Alright, admit we didn't die.
Yeah, you're not the suicidal one.
This is the safest I'll ever be in a car, mate.
You're driving.
This can't be the safest I'll ever be in a car.
I'm driving.
Come on.
Yeah, at the end I got it.
Because you were on a trotter.
At the beginning, you were not on a trotter.
Wash off, wash off all the time.
But at the end?
At the end, I felt it.
Something of not being able to drift.
Bailey, how you feeling?
Nah, Bailey, you could get it.
You could do it.
You can't drive a manual.
No, but he can figure it out.
I can't drive a manual.
Andrew had to give me a tutorial while I was sitting in there, because I forgot.
At least you didn't crash.
I know.
Kristen didn't crash.
Remind me again.
Who crashed?
Who crashed?
It wasn't Luke and it wasn't me.
I didn't crash.
I attacked the tires.
Yeah.
To be fair, Luke promised me if I was going to crash to hit you.
I'm a ninja.
You can't hit me.
No, in fact, our plan, which you'll see because I recorded it, was to do really good donuts, to lull you into a sense of safety, to where you started to try and get closer to the car.
If I'm not doing something which is either extremely difficult or extremely stressful, I'm in a perpetual state of crippling boredom.
And if I don't fight, if I'm not in a situation where I'm stressed but worried or concerned, I'm just perpetually bored, boredom's crippling.
If you're an intelligent person and you've got a good brain on your shoulders, you can't just sit there for it.
I bet you did.
No, I'm a sicker.
No, you didn't do that purpose.
He's an open tapping something.
Don't watch his shot.
I think no matter what happens in this game, we can agree that Marcel's losers.
Marcel lost.
Oh, we agree.
Marcel lost.
Marcel lost.
You've got to be in it to it.
Marcel's not playing.
Exactly.
You've got to be in a twinned night.
You're playing the balls.
You've got to play the white.
Sick.
Stupid isn't really.
I hit it too hard.
I hit it too hard.
You know the problem with ball?
It's fucking boring.
It's not boring.
You gotta take the fun shots.
Shut up!
I've got the pink and the brown left.
It's something your mum won't first.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm in.
Those shoes are like automatic.
I've got the man who wears Crocs.
Crocs are allowed.
Nice.
So I get two shots now.
This game would be easier if I was good.
Sure.
Doctor Man trial and good.
Aw, fuck.
You would have hit that a little bit more to the right if we're going in.
Shut the fuck up!
Awwww!
Oh.
Fuck this game.
This game sucks.
This joke goes back further than when I hit my board.
People at home don't know.
This joke is my shot.
It's too funny.
I can't wait this is over, so I have to never play again.