Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Drift Off the Cliff | Tate Confidential Ep 307
Aired: 2025-06-29
Duration: 14:36


=== Tristan's Selfish Sandwich (06:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Everyone's on smoke today.
[00:00:01]  Luke's a professional drifter, so...
[00:00:05]  You don't even know who that is, you fucking yank.
[00:00:08]  He's gonna hate everyone at this house.
[00:00:10]  Nobody, nobody tell you.
[00:00:16]  So Tristan fucked us.
[00:00:17]  Tristan's selfish.
[00:00:18]  Andrew got things.
[00:00:19]  He got things for all of us.
[00:00:20]  Loads.
[00:00:21]  I went to the random Asians by the side of the road and ordered loads and loads and loads of food.
[00:00:26]  So everyone had food.
[00:00:27]  Tristan disappears and comes back with one Subway sandwich.
[00:00:30]  Well aware that I had ordered food just to feed himself.
[00:00:33]  He's selfish.
[00:00:34]  He's selfish.
[00:00:35]  And the Subway Sandwich looks good.
[00:00:37]  He just ate it all.
[00:00:38]  Why did you do that?
[00:00:39]  You know, I don't like iServices.
[00:00:42]  You can't just do that.
[00:00:44]  Yeah.
[00:00:45]  Why weren't you like, you know what, this subway sandwich that I'm really going to enjoy and I look forward to, I'd like to also give this to my brother and my cousin.
[00:00:53]  I thought of you.
[00:00:54]  Yeah.
[00:00:54]  He thought about us when he got his order.
[00:00:57]  He just got loads.
[00:00:57]  He just got unlimited.
[00:00:58]  Characteristically unandrew-like boat.
[00:01:01]  Fuck.
[00:01:02]  And what is today's biggest sucker on Tate Confidential?
[00:01:06]  Just admit you're a selfish talk.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, just admit you're selfish.
[00:01:09]  Just admit it.
[00:01:10]  I bought this for you.
[00:01:11]  You didn't call me.
[00:01:12]  No, because you don't have two.
[00:01:13]  They're two separate sandwiches.
[00:01:14]  You don't have two.
[00:01:15]  Andrew, I bought this for you.
[00:01:17]  And you've been calling me horrible names.
[00:01:19]  So now I'm going to eat it.
[00:01:21]  He didn't.
[00:01:22]  He bought it for himself.
[00:01:23]  He bought it for himself.
[00:01:25]  I did it.
[00:01:25]  Unless there are three sandwiches, one for each of us in this car.
[00:01:28]  There are no three.
[00:01:29]  There weren't three, were there?
[00:01:31]  No.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, there were.
[00:01:32]  That's what I thought.
[00:01:33]  Because they were both for you.
[00:01:35]  So excited.
[00:01:36]  Most excited man in the world.
[00:01:37]  Mr. Happy.
[00:01:41]  Channel for you.
[00:01:44]  Ah, there he is.
[00:01:46]  There he is.
[00:01:48]  Chelford.
[00:01:49]  You gonna do that?
[00:01:52]  Hey Abro, how are you doing?
[00:01:53]  Nice to meet you.
[00:01:54]  What a favorite.
[00:01:55]  What a pleasure.
[00:01:56]  How are you doing?
[00:01:56]  It's great.
[00:01:57]  More than I've been doing.
[00:01:58]  Looking forward to it.
[00:01:58]  It's gonna be fine.
[00:01:59]  Well, yeah, definitely.
[00:02:00]  I'm not gonna be able to do that, but it's still gonna be fun.
[00:02:03]  What's your idea?
[00:02:04]  Business idea.
[00:02:05]  You have a business idea.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  I'm chewing gum and zinning at the same time.
[00:02:09]  Okay.
[00:02:10]  The gum's gonna be fine.
[00:02:11]  Come inside.
[00:02:12]  I mean, a little bit of warm-up.
[00:02:13]  Ah, warm's fine.
[00:02:14]  Yeah, warm fine.
[00:02:15]  Do you have a cigarette?
[00:02:15]  No.
[00:02:16]  We have zinn.
[00:02:17]  No problem.
[00:02:18]  You're a better man than me.
[00:02:19]  Back to my business idea.
[00:02:23]  Where's the nearest cliff?
[00:02:24]  I want you to flip it from there down the hill.
[00:02:27]  No, I'm not gonna do that.
[00:02:30]  We're doing conflicting ideas right now.
[00:02:32]  He needs to drift or off the cliff.
[00:02:34]  But for content, it'll be good content.
[00:02:35]  If he chews the gum, it'd be a good adverb on the way down.
[00:02:39]  Bailey filmed.
[00:02:40]  Bailey jumps after the car.
[00:02:41]  You can film him chewing the gum as he drifts off the cliff.
[00:02:44]  There must be a cliff here.
[00:02:45]  Bailey.
[00:02:46]  None of this is.
[00:02:46]  There must be a cliff where he drifts the car off the cliff.
[00:02:51]  You know?
[00:02:53]  This results in both of us dying.
[00:02:54]  We get filthy.
[00:02:55]  The cameraman never dies.
[00:02:57]  That's not true, though.
[00:02:58]  It is true.
[00:02:59]  No, Luke, it is true.
[00:03:00]  The cameraman never dies.
[00:03:01]  Where's the cliff?
[00:03:02]  Intermediate, and then we go forward for the high zone.
[00:03:06]  Okay.
[00:03:06]  So I would love you guys to, you know, test your boundaries.
[00:03:10]  Love it.
[00:03:10]  That'll be good fun.
[00:03:12]  It's a lovely thing.
[00:03:12]  Thank you.
[00:03:14]  Let's do it.
[00:03:15]  I've been watching you guys on the TV program and suddenly, oh, you're out of the TV.
[00:03:19]  You're out of the mobile phone.
[00:03:20]  We're here.
[00:03:21]  Well, Luke's a professional drifter, so I'm not at all.
[00:03:26]  There's no one who can drift like me.
[00:03:27]  Fuck those guys.
[00:03:28]  I think they're good.
[00:03:29]  He said, I'll beat them all.
[00:03:30]  They're nothing.
[00:03:31]  They're scum.
[00:03:33]  Luke was saying that the whole car ride down here.
[00:03:35]  I wouldn't mind here.
[00:03:36]  You already high-rated now.
[00:03:37]  We didn't even see you now.
[00:03:39]  Great button with a blood splash car.
[00:03:42]  I'm just amazed by Tristan's do-rag.
[00:03:44]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  That's the most black thing I've ever seen you do.
[00:03:46]  You want Marcel here, Mom?
[00:03:48]  I'm all that black.
[00:03:49]  What are you talking about, Marcel?
[00:03:50]  Yeah, I don't think I'll do a 10.
[00:03:51]  I'm on Hendrick and go.
[00:03:52]  I've been in four serious car crashes, and I have a pathological fear of driving fast on the passenger.
[00:03:57]  But you know what?
[00:03:58]  Luckily, we have Luke.
[00:04:00]  Ah, Luke!
[00:04:00]  Luke!
[00:04:01]  There you go.
[00:04:01]  Everything is on the shoulder, my boy.
[00:04:03]  They're going to do a professional's full-speed dangerous run, and Tristan obviously was in car crashes, and I'm obviously the superstar.
[00:04:09]  And if I died, the whole thing's over.
[00:04:13]  You got all the points for it today.
[00:04:14]  All the lines.
[00:04:16]  Did they get you?
[00:04:16]  They're professional drifters.
[00:04:17]  I have zero problem with that.
[00:04:19]  Nice.
[00:04:19]  I have completely zero issues.
[00:04:22]  I don't.
[00:04:22]  You're lying to me.
[00:04:23]  I don't have anything.
[00:04:24]  Your cousin's holding out on the cigarettes.
[00:04:25]  I'm not.
[00:04:26]  Look, we're not poor anymore.
[00:04:27]  You give me a cigarette for me.
[00:04:28]  No.
[00:04:28]  You know what, Tristan?
[00:04:29]  Remember the Subway?
[00:04:30]  You're not my own cousin.
[00:04:31]  Do you remember the Subway?
[00:04:32]  He's selfish.
[00:04:33]  And the Subway Sanders looks good.
[00:04:35]  He just ate it all.
[00:04:36]  Haley, so what you don't realize is just before this, before you came, he ordered Subway.
[00:04:40]  Well, guess who he ordered for?
[00:04:42]  Let's know.
[00:04:42]  Yeah.
[00:04:43]  Because you know Tristan, don't you?
[00:04:45]  You know who he is.
[00:04:46]  And one other person.
[00:04:47]  No, and he ate both of them.
[00:04:49]  I did eat both.
[00:04:50]  He ate both.
[00:04:50]  Yes, I did eat both.
[00:04:51]  They were both for him originally.
[00:04:53]  They always were.
[00:04:54]  If they were for someone else, wouldn't he get three?
[00:04:56]  No, I didn't.
[00:04:57]  One wasn't for you.
[00:04:58]  Watch out for the cliffs.
[00:04:59]  Watch out for the clutch.
[00:05:00]  You don't even know what that is, you fucking yank.
[00:05:02]  Cliffs.
[00:05:02]  Yeah, watch out for the clutch.
[00:05:04]  You don't even know what that is, you fucking yank.
[00:05:05]  Clutch, clutch.
[00:05:06]  You can't even drive a fucking manual.
[00:05:07]  You're a dumb fucker.
[00:05:09]  Andrew's gonna do shit.
[00:05:10]  I'm gonna do better.
[00:05:11]  Everyone's on smoke today.
[00:05:14]  No idea.
[00:05:15]  No idea.
[00:05:39]  I see you got it.
[00:05:41]  Not quite.
[00:05:42]  *Squeak*
[00:05:57]  Luke, Luke.
[00:05:58]  Yeah?
[00:05:59]  We're going off a cliff.
[00:06:00]  No.
[00:06:01]  No, there's no cliffs.
[00:06:02]  Luke, we've had enough.
[00:06:03]  No.
[00:06:04]  Life's we're done with life.
[00:06:06]  All right, what was your prediction?
[00:06:08]  Luke.
[00:06:09]  Yeah.
[00:06:10]  Luke's alive.

=== Bluffing To The Edge (05:16) ===

[00:06:11]  Bailey, I really feel him in these cars.
[00:06:14]  Shit.
[00:06:14]  Luke stole my helmet.
[00:06:15]  Shit.
[00:06:15]  No, but they should have brought you a helmet for that.
[00:06:17]  I stole Tristan's helmet.
[00:06:19]  I'll admit it.
[00:06:19]  He stole your sandwich.
[00:06:20]  You stole his helmet.
[00:06:21]  I don't know if you realize this.
[00:06:23]  What?
[00:06:24]  I've got nothing left to live for.
[00:06:26]  That's not true.
[00:06:26]  He has plenty of things to live for.
[00:06:28]  He's lying.
[00:06:29]  He's bluffing.
[00:06:30]  Oh, yeah, I'm bluffing.
[00:06:32]  You might not be bluffing.
[00:06:33]  Get in.
[00:06:37]  Luke, any last words?
[00:06:39]  If I die, it was Tristan's fault.
[00:06:41]  Is someone there?
[00:06:42]  That's a better idea.
[00:06:50]  I'm here, come on.
[00:06:58]  No air con.
[00:06:59]  But do you see the nerd over there with his camera?
[00:07:02]  That's the guy to hit.
[00:07:03]  Let's go straight into him.
[00:07:04]  Try and first lull him into safety.
[00:07:06]  Get him away from the tires.
[00:07:08]  Away from the tire barrier.
[00:07:09]  First, we got to show off.
[00:07:10]  Get some good drifting going.
[00:07:11]  Some donuts.
[00:07:12]  Get Bailey nice and safe.
[00:07:13]  Nice and comfortable.
[00:07:14]  Nice.
[00:07:15]  For the kill.
[00:07:16]  Bailey thinks I'm dying, but he doesn't realize we're after him.
[00:07:19]  Right?
[00:07:20]  That's the actual plan, right?
[00:07:21]  Absolutely.
[00:07:25]  Coming for you, Bailey.
[00:07:26]  Keep trying to take my job.
[00:07:28]  Sorry.
[00:07:31]  Come on.
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[00:08:50]  I'm happy to.
[00:08:56]  Who's my passenger, Bailey?
[00:08:57]  I'll be your passenger.
[00:08:58]  This is hilarious because Luke's about to drive and Luke's American and Americans are never taught to drive ever because Americans are scum.
[00:09:04]  It's true.
[00:09:04]  So you don't even know how to drive a manual car.
[00:09:07]  I'm gonna have to explain to you how to drive a manual car while you're also trying to drift, which means that when you stop drifting, unless you put the clutch in, you're going to stall.
[00:09:14]  Okay, that doesn't mean anything to me.
[00:09:15]  It does.
[00:09:16]  The clutch is on the far left.
[00:09:17]  These words don't mean anything to me.
[00:09:18]  How do I learn to first?
[00:09:19]  There we go.
[00:09:20]  There you go.
[00:09:20]  So now you can let go of the clutch.
[00:09:21]  Better than Tristan.
[00:09:22]  Yeah, better than Tristan, because he stole because he's a faggot.
[00:09:25]  Good point.
[00:09:26]  So that's the brain.
[00:09:28]  Okay, these have these have to.
[00:09:30]  Come on.
[00:09:31]  Okay.
[00:09:32]  So now, to drift.
[00:09:34]  Now's the hard part.
[00:09:35]  Now I have to learn how to drift.
[00:09:37]  The first thing I have to do is get out of um Okay, so which way's the tire go?
[00:09:42]  Which way is the steering wheel go?
[00:09:44]  Ah, and you put the clutch in.
[00:09:45]  Nice.
[00:09:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:09:46]  Good.
[00:09:46]  So you're gonna go.
[00:09:47]  No, I've got it.
[00:09:48]  I've done these before.
[00:09:49]  I've done these before.
[00:09:49]  I've ridden bikes.
[00:09:50]  So I get it.
[00:09:51]  I get the whole clutch thing.
[00:09:52]  Okay, that's good.
[00:09:53]  Now I need to learn.
[00:09:54]  Okay, so now it's the drifting part.
[00:09:57]  So which way does the tire go?
[00:09:59]  Okay, wait, so first I'm gonna start in the turn, and then I'm gonna lose it in the turn.
[00:10:04]  You can.
[00:10:04]  And then I have to change the...
[00:10:09]  Got it.
[00:10:10]  Okay.
[00:10:10]  Leave the rest up to God.
[00:10:12]  We're already in first.
[00:10:13]  Yeah.
[00:10:13]  No need for brakes.
[00:10:15]  Full lock it right and I'll pump the thrall.
[00:10:17]  Oh Off the cliff old friend!
[00:10:31]  Pretty good!
[00:10:33]  Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
[00:10:37]  Nice!
[00:10:38]  We found a few more than ever we want!
[00:10:50]  Ah, but clutch.
[00:10:51]  Forgot the clutch.
[00:10:52]  Forgot the clutch.
[00:10:52]  You almost were with somebody.
[00:10:54]  Forgot the clutch.
[00:10:55]  Alright, admit we didn't die.
[00:10:56]  Yeah, you're not the suicidal one.
[00:10:58]  This is the safest I'll ever be in a car, mate.
[00:11:00]  You're driving.
[00:11:01]  This can't be the safest I'll ever be in a car.
[00:11:03]  I'm driving.
[00:11:04]  Come on.
[00:11:05]  Yeah, at the end I got it.
[00:11:06]  Because you were on a trotter.
[00:11:07]  At the beginning, you were not on a trotter.
[00:11:10]  Wash off, wash off all the time.
[00:11:13]  But at the end?
[00:11:14]  At the end, I felt it.
[00:11:15]  Something of not being able to drift.
[00:11:16]  Bailey, how you feeling?
[00:11:17]  Nah, Bailey, you could get it.
[00:11:18]  You could do it.
[00:11:18]  You can't drive a manual.
[00:11:19]  No, but he can figure it out.
[00:11:21]  I can't drive a manual.
[00:11:22]  Andrew had to give me a tutorial while I was sitting in there, because I forgot.
[00:11:24]  At least you didn't crash.
[00:11:25]  I know.
[00:11:26]  Kristen didn't crash.

=== Can't Beat Me! (03:09) ===

[00:11:27]  Remind me again.
[00:11:27]  Who crashed?
[00:11:28]  Who crashed?
[00:11:28]  It wasn't Luke and it wasn't me.
[00:11:30]  I didn't crash.
[00:11:30]  I attacked the tires.
[00:11:32]  Yeah.
[00:11:33]  To be fair, Luke promised me if I was going to crash to hit you.
[00:11:37]  I'm a ninja.
[00:11:37]  You can't hit me.
[00:11:38]  No, in fact, our plan, which you'll see because I recorded it, was to do really good donuts, to lull you into a sense of safety, to where you started to try and get closer to the car.
[00:11:48]  If I'm not doing something which is either extremely difficult or extremely stressful, I'm in a perpetual state of crippling boredom.
[00:11:55]  And if I don't fight, if I'm not in a situation where I'm stressed but worried or concerned, I'm just perpetually bored, boredom's crippling.
[00:12:02]  If you're an intelligent person and you've got a good brain on your shoulders, you can't just sit there for it.
[00:12:07]  I bet you did.
[00:12:16]  No, I'm a sicker.
[00:12:19]  No, you didn't do that purpose.
[00:12:21]  He's an open tapping something.
[00:12:23]  Don't watch his shot.
[00:12:27]  I think no matter what happens in this game, we can agree that Marcel's losers.
[00:12:30]  Marcel lost.
[00:12:31]  Oh, we agree.
[00:12:31]  Marcel lost.
[00:12:32]  Marcel lost.
[00:12:34]  You've got to be in it to it.
[00:12:35]  Marcel's not playing.
[00:12:37]  Exactly.
[00:12:39]  You've got to be in a twinned night.
[00:12:40]  You're playing the balls.
[00:12:41]  You've got to play the white.
[00:12:43]  Sick.
[00:12:43]  Stupid isn't really.
[00:12:48]  I hit it too hard.
[00:12:51]  I hit it too hard.
[00:12:53]  You know the problem with ball?
[00:13:01]  It's fucking boring.
[00:13:03]  It's not boring.
[00:13:05]  You gotta take the fun shots.
[00:13:07]  Shut up!
[00:13:10]  I've got the pink and the brown left.
[00:13:12]  It's something your mum won't first.
[00:13:13]  Wait, wait, wait, I'm in.
[00:13:15]  Those shoes are like automatic.
[00:13:20]  I've got the man who wears Crocs.
[00:13:24]  Crocs are allowed.
[00:13:25]  Nice.
[00:13:25]  So I get two shots now.
[00:13:26]  This game would be easier if I was good.
[00:13:28]  Sure.
[00:13:29]  Doctor Man trial and good.
[00:13:34]  Aw, fuck.
[00:13:38]  You would have hit that a little bit more to the right if we're going in.
[00:13:40]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:13:42]  Awwww!
[00:13:45]  Oh.
[00:13:45]  Fuck this game.
[00:13:47]  This game sucks.
[00:13:51]  This joke goes back further than when I hit my board.
[00:13:54]  People at home don't know.
[00:13:56]  This joke is my shot.
[00:13:59]  It's too funny.
[00:14:00]  I can't wait this is over, so I have to never play again.
[00:14:02]  You guys play cool, I'm going.
[00:14:04]  No, I definitely don't.
[00:14:05]  I definitely don't want to play.
[00:14:07]  You just hit it and do it.
[00:14:13]  Good shot.
[00:14:14]  Follow them.
[00:14:17]  So it's a draw.
[00:14:18]  Don't shake my hand, listen.
[00:14:21]  You called me out!
[00:14:23]  Just because you can't beat me.
[00:14:26]  Just because you can't beat me at home.
[00:14:31]  Okay.
[00:14:32]  Let me say.
[00:14:34]  It's on camera.
[00:14:35]  I've never lost.