Do you want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset, faggot?
We're gonna find out, nigger.
Kick you in your fucking goofy head.
Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean.
This is where Mark comes off.
Nobody knows how we roll.
Marcel, I'm just swimming.
Why?
Oh, just because you can't swim.
You don't want to go swimming.
Marcel, come on.
I just did.
Open that.
Well, basically, yeah.
Walk to the ocean and walk back out.
What's next?
You want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset?
Faggot.
That's not as gay as walking on the beach.
Just jab.
And then it depends what you want to work.
But then round two could be jab, right kick.
Relax a bit.
Relax a bit.
Next round, three minutes.
Jab, cross, left kick.
Three minutes, three minutes, three minutes.
We're gonna find out, nigger.
I'll kick you in your fucking goofy head.
I'll get Marcel to protect you.
Just cross the pool without touching the box.
Like this.
Marcel, I've never seen you swim.
Ever.
Because I can't keep my head up like that.
Just cheat.
Just crawl with your feet.
At least you're in the water.
Yeah, but I've got boxers on.
Come on, I'll even take the camera in.
Honestly, I've got boxers on.
That's fine.
So if it gets wet, then my boxers get wet.
Look, I'm gonna take the camera inside as well.
Come on.
How far do we need to go?
Why are you asking questions?
Just get in the pool and swim!
The camera's rolling out by Sergio!
No way!
No way!
Why am I nervous?
You shouldn't be, because you're a good swimmer, alright?
You know how to swim.
Why would you be nervous?
Can I go to the side?
What about if I swim from here to there?
No!
Across the pool.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait.
Come this side then.
You see?
Because I'm going to splash loads.
He's going to be lying to you.
He's going to be sliding.
He holds his breath the whole way.
This is actually impressive.
I don't think he knows how to breathe in turn.
Wait, Marcel, let me get this right.
You don't know how to breathe while you swim.
Have I just got- Is that why you were embarrassed?
Because you have to hold your breath as you swim.
Nigga, you are not surviving the yacht trips.
The ocean's a lot longer than this pool.
If you can't breathe while you swim, you are cooked.
I don't know how to do that thing.
What's the most important bit?
Breathing while you're in water is the most important bit, Marcel.
But did you see why they slashed the moon?
It works, right?
If this pool was twice as long, you would have drowned.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Marcel knows how to swim.
I didn't expect that.
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't have to swim.
It's like saying, this man knows how to sprint.
This man knows how to sprint, but after nine meters, his legs fall off.
Like, that's not the same.
If you can't breathe while you swim, you can't swim.
How do you breathe?
It's just fucking long.
Let me show you what happens when I try to breathe.
It gets...
It gets worse.
Alright, come on.
Come on.
I don't know how to do that before.
That's why I just go straight under.
I don't get the technique.
My lungs.
Shit.
I can swim.
Kinda.
Splash and move.
I can see it already.
It's because you're splashing and moving.
Your arms are going like this.
And it splashes me in the face on the way up.
But it needs to be.
You need to be racing your arm up and cutting in.
There needs to be more.
Ah, okay.
You're just kind of going like this.
You can't really get your head up and breathe in your stupid shit gas.
Splash a move, bro.
It's the splash a move technique.
Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean.
When I get my yacht.
Unless I learn to swim, which I will.
You just said you could do four legs.
While holding your breath the whole fucking time.
Where's Marcel?
Bro, this is actually deep.
Holy shit.
Well, it keeps you, man.
You don't have to do nothing.
It just keeps you.
A little bit.
I can't touch the bottom here.
And I'm 604.
No, I can't either.
So Marcel would drown here.
This is where Marcel dies.
Marcel would drown even limited.
Here.
Marcel dies here.
This is my limit.
Okay, now I'm standing up.
So Marcel's dead here.
What's this?
Four, five meters out?
Marcel, this is your limit.
Look how comically close it is to the show.
Can you imagine dying here?
Help!
Help!
I'm Marcel!
So he has the face of a man and the body of a baby.
Exactly.
And nobody will get tricked with this.
Exactly.
He's a grown man.
Let him swim.
Look, he has a beard and everything.
Exactly.
But then when his body's submerged in the water, everyone will think he's a baby.
It's a baby with some dirt on his face.
Alright, fuck the ocean.
I need to die for speedless.
Why are you in the water?
Why are you in the water?
I can't let Marcel move to the other side.
Marcel will die.
We just swam.
The middle ish.
You're right.
Marcel can't swim.
Yeah, pick them up.
Nice and easy.
There we go.
Now walk all the way down to the rocks until you see the sign on the left.
Turn around and walk back up.
Four times back and forth.
Good luck.
Straighten your back up as well.
That's it.
Looks pretty easy to me.
You know what?
It's not that far.
It's deceptive.
It looks a bit easy.
It's easy.
You should do it.
You go next?
Yeah.
Nice.
Do it.
Let him do his reps.
So you did, what, four times going?
Four times with 40 kilos.
Yeah.
40 kg, 20-20.
And another four times with 10. That's 20-20?
No, no.
We did with 20 /20.
We were doing it heavyweight.
I saw you carrying those off.
Yeah, we were after.
Four with 20 and four with 10. Okay.
It's like carrying Marcel in each hand.
It's like Marcel and Bailey.
Bro, it's more than half of Marcel's weight.
40 kg.
Imagine.
Straighten your back.
Hold your head high.
Straighten your back.
It's good for you.
Three more.
Go on, no rest.
Turn around and do it again.
Well, fuck it.
You don't look tired.
Go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Walk to the stairs, faggot.
You're trying to cheat me by six meters.
That's it.
Boom.
Straighten your back.
Stand up straight.
All the way down.
There we go.
Fix your fucking goofy posture.
Looking like Lurch from the Addams Family up on that beach.
I'm gonna get a phone call, Frankenstein's monster's on the loose.
A young guy like Alex, it's good for him to be mean to him.
This is good for him.
And if he didn't do it, I was gonna punch him.
It's good for him.
People are like, "Oh, you're bullying your friends!" There was an episode of Luke and Andrew bullying me, then me and Andrew bullying Luke, then me and Luke bullying Andrew.
I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life!
Mr. Sick Boy!
I hate everybody white!
It's a fucking loser, just like, "Oh, you can tell they resent each other." And the comments underneath were just like, tell me your wife's your best friend without telling me your wife's your best friend.
If everyone in this house started being nice to me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspicious.
I'd be very suspicious.
If Alex and you and Nigel, no one made jokes about me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspect.
Yeah.
Wouldn't be right.
People with no male friends are fucking losers.
Their wife's their best friend and they're nice to her constantly.
I said this yesterday on a podcast.
Yeah?
Yeah, because he asked me, how is life with the Thates?
How is living with them and this bro?
I can tell you how it's not to live with them for six months.
Man!
Without competition, without all of these things...
Yeah, you need it.
You need it.
I would not do this by myself.
With these 20 kilogram plates we were doing, I wouldn't do it by myself.
Me neither.
I'd stop all the time.
And after three reps, I'd be like, I have enough.
Good is you?
See?
Go listen to my instructions.
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One and up.
Come here.
Shut up.
Four of us going?
Where's Alex?
Alex you faggot, hurry up!
Andrew's about to whoop all of our fucking asses.
I front crawl, I don't do...
So there and back, there and back.
Ultimate swimming contest.
Let's go.
Bye, Andrew.
You've got to touch the rocks, Andrew.
Touch the rock with your hand.
Wow!
A little bit *Wheel* *Wheel*
*retractor starts* *Stand gasp* *aims to regulate a tripleordo* *Stand gasp* *Stand gasp* *Stand gasp*
*Stand gasp* *Stand gasp* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Stand gasp* *Sigh* Did you win or did you earn?
I'm lord of all beasts of the land and fishes of the sea Ooh, I'm dead.
Come on, some Alex.
They're so far away, you can't even see them on camera.