You know there is a people walking across the street.
Nobody knows how we roll.
How we roll.
If I wanna be something, of course I'ma be it.
Win, win, there's no competition.
When I play with the shows that's silly.
One man, no if he do, I'm finished.
Mama said he takes a billet.
From a boy, them locked in women.
With a voice of the speech I said it.
With a voice of the voiceless period.
Do my thing, pala, see for what ain't.
Hate them and don't hate them message.
So many things inside you feel a need.
Muni, to a city, me to semi.
You in trouble, I'm in framey.
Nigga's up on the street so semi.
See you, mura, star, serif, we said it.
I was doing dark as you play.
I could show you when I'm in a minute.
Looking for my naffi, kids one kill it.
The man run in black.
When they pull up, them after run left back.
Nine to five.
Nine to five.
...
Hook his other shoulder.
Right hook his back shoulder.
He put it back because it was hurt.
That's why he put it back because it was hurt.
He's gone back now.
Keep hitting it.
Nice.
Good puns.
Look good.
Look good.
Look sharp.
That's it.
Look good.
That's it.
Who wants to war, don't war.
20 seconds.
Nice.
Great round.
It looks easy.
You look and go, oh, it's easy.
It's hard.
That means it's not easy.
*Dramatic music*
*Dramatic music*
Your children will ask what you did in 2025 What will you tell them?
5% of the year is already gone What have you built?
What have you changed?
2024 was war.
The system tried to crush us.
We fought back.
And even with everything against us, we still won.
But 2025, this is different.
The system is falling apart.
The barriers are gone.
The floodgates are open.
And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you.
This is the year that will define your legacy.
What's coming next will change everything.
If you think you've seen it all, you haven't.
Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it.
You've seen nothing compared to what is coming.
If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them.
You're probably thinking, what could it possibly be?
The highly anticipated daddy tour?
A one-on-one merch piece?
A TRW token release?
New features within the real world that guarantee you can't fail?
Yes, but there's something even bigger.
Something so monumental.
Something scientific.
Something so game-changing, you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
This is like Bitcoin in 2016.
The kind of move that shifts history forever.
The kind of move that puts the real world students in control of the future.
A hidden message is embedded within.
A key buried in this map.
Only the sharpest will see it.
Only the fastest will act.
This is your moment.
If you knew what I know, I'd see you inside of the real world.
What are we doing, Luke?
We're doing this desert thing, and...
One thing I've realized that I've actually become addicted to work.
I've actually, no, Bailey, I've actually become addicted to work.
I remember doing this maybe four years ago and it was actually very fun.
But now I genuinely can't be asked to do it.
You know what it is?
Is that there's nothing better than actually, actually seeing people's lives change.
There was a kid yesterday.
I remember I've been speaking to him for probably seven months.
And I think yesterday or two days ago, he tagged me and he showed that he made over $15,000.
Those are heartfelt.
He tagged me.
He said, thank you for everything.
And I don't know.
Doom buggies just can't beat that.
You've got to help the next person.
You don't have time for doom buggies.
I genuinely think work is so much fun.
Work's loads of fun.
And he just posted that he made $15,000 a month on his score.
Bro, he's like 20. He's like 20. And I remember his journey.
So I tell everyone to get a part-time job.
It's the number one thing I tell them.
Get a part-time job.
The reason I do that is because you get a lot of customer service experience.
You speak with people all the time.
That's all business is.
Businesses speak with you.
Yeah.
But don't you think the perfect way to honor his achievement is for you to kill yourself in a sandbox?
No.
No, you wouldn't like that.
If you die in a sand buggy today, in honor of him and his achievement.
That wouldn't be an honor.
I don't think he'd be happy.
It would show him that you really care about his achievements.
Or just him, I don't care about you that much.
I think we should go in the buggies, and I think you should drive as fast as possible.
I think you should crash.
I was just saying how I shouldn't do that type of work there.
No, no.
Take it to the top there, right there.
That's where we're going to take you now to that peak.
If you want to go to a higher one, there's one even behind there.
I want you to flip it from there.
Down the hill.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
Be a man!
I'm not doing that.
I'm not dying.
I'm not suicidal.
I care about other people's achievements instead of the real world, so I won't do it so I can help more people.
There has to come a time where you flip a buggy off an office safe.
No, there isn't.
There doesn't have to be time.
I've been driven in three years, Bailey.
Should that concern me?
Maybe.
Maybe I've forgotten everything.
I wasn't even sure which one was the brake or which one was the accelerator.
I'm testing now.
And this feels like the brake because it's got that little spring bit.
Why is everyone getting goggles and I'm not getting goggles?
Yeah, Bailey, you probably should get goggles.
Because it's really sandy out there.
I know.
It's really sandy.
I need goggles.
Excuse me.
Can I get goggles?
Thank you.
That means no.
If they say someone else will do it, that means no.
That means no one's going to do it, Bailey.
And I forgot that you have glasses.
I forgot you need glasses.
I mean, I feel bad for you.
Look, we're about to take off, and I haven't figured out what I'm going to do yet.
Here, we'll swap.
You can't change gear on this.
No, no, they're automatic.
You want rapid, you want rapid though.
I remember feeling like a Mad Max with a manual one.
Yeah, it's not the manual one.
Better than the manual ones.
Yeah, yeah, the manual ones.
The music?
A-N-N-X, hello, fan album.
Dantaku Dulo!
Pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro!
Nutanfo!
All right!
Well, this is a long time coming.
You were locked in your house for three years.
Jail.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
And look where we are now.
Penny, for your thoughts, let's see you over here contemplating.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking thank fuck I'm a fool.
Danza Kuduro, la mano arriba, sin duda sola, da media vuelta.
Danza Kuduro, no te canse ahora, que tu solo empieza, mueve la cabeza.
Danza Kuduro.
¿Quién puede tomar la fuerza del mar que se mete por tus venas?
Lo caliente del sol que se te metió y no te deja quieta nena.
¿Quién puede parar eso que al bailar te controla tu cadera?
Y ese fuego que queman por dentro y no te convierte en piedra.
¿Qué pasa cuando te pones?
Law enforcement, I'll fucking pull you over.
I knew you was over.
Veds, yeah, that's right.
Veds and what?
Oh my god, CID.
Exactly.
CID.
Exactly.
Listen, oi mate, no driving while on your phone.
Do you hear me?
I've never listened to my elders, I ain't gonna start now.
Fuck you.
Sideways.
Woo!
Oh my god, there's an Algerian in the body!
It's not actually flat, it's just stuck in the mud.
It's stuck.
Why did you do that?
It's not flat.
Oh it is flat!
This is a sound.
Sabotage!
This is a sound.
No, he doesn't win.
Yes, I fucking win.
One of you let down my tyre and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
What did you break?
You didn't break anything, bro.
The tire just went down like that.
Tires don't just come off, Rory.
I'm sick and tired of your shit.
User error.
He got us, Bailey.
He got us.
He got us, Bailey.
He got us.
I don't even know how sandy I look.
But we got caught.
Look at this sand, Bailey.
We've been had.
He got us.
I got ya!
We've been high!
Nice!
We got 'em!
We got 'em!
I got ya!
You got me.
I mean, that's the face of the man who got you.
He got me too, but I think he got you more if he got your camera.
Because the camera, I care more about the, the camera's more valuable to my t-shirt.
That's all I got.
He got your watch!
See?
Oh no!
Yeah, watch is, it's all good.
Andrew, what are you?
What are you?
What are you?
Yes or no?
Are you?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
No.
Alright, that's fair.
Alright, he said no.
That's fair.
To be fair, he said no.
He did say no.
He said no.
There's a good choice out of the two.
My eyes are fucked, bro.
Bro, I'm looking at the last sun.
Bro, I was getting bumped up by the sun.
That sun was brutal, bro.
So I'm filming this on Bailey's phone because Bailey's phone's available.
These guys finally show up.
Finally.
And I've realized that they have not been given goggles.
They have no goggles and their eyes are burning.
All of them.
Nigel!
So you guys finally made it.
Huh?
You guys finally made it.
Yeah.
And now I'm learning that none of you have goggles.
You do have to have goggles.
Yeah, we were given goggles.
Yeah, we were given goggles.
I know!
I hear Alex complaining.
Fuck sake, bro.
And I'm like, yeah, I know it's bad.
Send this out in a fucking car.
Guys, guys, it's bad with the goggles.
It's fucking terrible, bro.
Beat the fuck up by the fucking desert.
I was physically attacked by the desert.
Can I bring your goggles to you?
No.
I'm sorry Nigel, you can't be that black I can.
No, but you can't do that to...
Imagine all the black audience watching saying, "Nigel, not the stereotype." You can't perpetuate the stereotype, Nigel.
You're the reason people walk across the street.
Why was you driving like you was in Sunday afternoon traffic?
Because.
That's how I drive.
Even on the sand.
Yeah.
Especially on the sand.
Sand's slippery.
And you don't know what's on the other side of the dune.
You might just plummet to your death night.
More sand!
There's plenty of sand.
We don't need more sand.
You are right.
My assassination attempt on Maury didn't work.
Why did you pop the turf?
Bro, it was a timed explosive device.
It was fun.
I'm tired of this shit.
You know what?
I'm sick of trying to kill you.
It's the first time I'm really tired.
Hey, don't tread on my toes.
Luke's Mr. Goggles.
No, I am Mr. Goggles, but to be honest, I forgot to have glasses.
I actually think these are better than Goggles.
Are they?
Yes, because Goggles, the sand gets in and the vortex is inside.
Whereas this, the sand gets in and out.
So it's actually better.
You got beat up.
You're about to get beat up.
Motherfucker, put your camera at me.
Bailey, I'm not helping you.
I'll get a fucking glass of milk out.
Sorry, Bailey, he's big.
Motherfucker.
Youssef, admit, do you know who fucked my tire?
Toji.
Stop saying Toji.
Toji's not real.
Stop saying Toji's real.
Toji's real.
You didn't see.
Andrew got us.
So apparently, according to a conspirator, someone knows who done my tire.
Alright, Luke, was it worth stepping away from work for a little bit?
I'll admit it.
I'll admit it, Bailey.
It was pretty fucked.
Didn't even kill himself.
Fucking pussy.
You almost got us, though.
Try to inspire him to kill himself with sand in his face.
Why didn't you kill yourself?
Because I don't need to kill myself to prove things to students who don't want me to kill myself.
That student may lose money in the real world.
Okay, if that student writes in the real world, Luke, kill yourself, will you do it?
No.
No.
Because he might.
What if I boost his power level?
That's what I mean.
Why don't I give him loads of perks?
That's what I mean.
It's too easy to sway.
So, no.
You're never going to kill yourself, are you?
I don't think I am.
We're a bitch, buddy.
Good.
It's not often I film for Tate Confidential.
Best cameraman in the world.
It's not often I do it myself, but if you want something done properly, you should do it yourself.
Bailey's struggling.
What's the problem?
Well, apparently these cameras are weatherproof, but I guess sand is not a weather.
Ah, so they're weatherproof, but they're not top G proof.
They're not real nigger proof.
Who broke the camera?
Yeah, so?
You think I give a fuck about your fucking camera?
I'll do it again.
Basically, I'm too gangster for your weatherproof camera with a little white boy camera.
Oh, weatherproof, weatherproof.
Real nigger.
Bailey, I'm a real nigger.
It's messed up.
I'm a real nigger.
You are.
So why don't you just like...
You destroyed the camera.
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
You know what?
I should have.
Have you tried throwing it against the wall?
You know what?
I don't have a professional cleaning kit either.
Listen, it's probably like a woman.
It just needs to realize that it's not that important.
Just cheat on it and use another camera and then it will start behaving better.
If you don't cheat, they start thinking they matter.
So it is now my primary objective to prove that this camera is not weatherproof and ruin it as much as I can.
I want to prove that they're not actually weatherproof because when real niggers come for them, they can't.