Because you know in other countries there's like Democrat, Republican, there's all this infighting.
Here there's no infighting.
Everyone's just getting along, and they're just building beautiful things, and everyone says Dubai has no soul, but that's a lie.
Dubai has a soul.
It's called winning.
So Dubai's for winners, and losers hate it because they're broke.
That's the soul of Dubai, winning.
It's a great place.
I feel super happy.
And now Luke obviously thinks the shenanigans are done, but he forgot that when we come to Dubai, I have to collect diamond watches, and I've got at least three more cars to collect.
So I'm going to keep dragging Luke out of the house to continue the shenanigans, collecting all the shit I've been buying from house arrest because I was bored, which is waiting for me.
I've been tricked, Bailey.
I've been so tricked.
I've been so tricked.
Yeah, he keeps trying to take my job.
He keeps trying.
He keeps trying, bro.
No, you keep trying to take your job.
Yeah, he keeps trying, bro.
Luke was here first.
I know.
I know.
He's been trying to take my job, and he brought his fancy cameras that I can't really compete with, but I have my narration.
Are you trying to take your job?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm cutting.
The white man's trying to take my job, so I've been tricked.
Why? I've been tricked.
I've been tricked.
I was told to come to a place.
I came.
Yeah? It's just a bunch of people.
I was told to come and it's dinner.
So dinner's okay.
Dinner, I was like, towards the end of the dinner, I'm like, okay, you know what?
I'm having a cigar.
This is chill.
I'm cool with it.
I'm talking.
It's... Good conversations.
It's nice.
That's also why I didn't film that very much.
But now I've learned.
Now I've learned the dastardly, the depths of the plot.
The plot was nefarious.
It was super nefarious.
Because, guys, we're not going home now.
No, we're not.
We're not going home.
I've learned that we're not going home.
We're going to karaoke.
Literally karaoke.
Karaoke. I don't drink.
I don't sing.
I don't do anything that karaoke.
Me neither.
I can't keep doing this!
The only enjoyment I have from going out is you enjoying it less than me.
I enjoy it zero, but you enjoy it negative one.
That makes it worth it.
The only enjoyment I have is you not enjoying it.
So now we're going to go karaoke.
And as much as I suffer, I know you suffer more.
And I can deal with that.
I can handle that.
I can handle that life.
It's mutual destruction.
Well, it is.
But the lamentations of Luke are my entertainment.
So I'm glad you're going to have absolutely zero fun at this karaoke.
That's why we're going.
Because I know you don't want to go karaoke.
That's exactly why we're going.
I'm just going to sit there.
I'm just going to sit there and I'm just going to be tired tomorrow.
Exactly. You're going to wake up early and just be tired.
Exactly. Oh, yeah, you're going to wake up super early because we've got the Bugatti today, but we've got a whole bunch of shit.
A bunch of money to spend.
What do you mean a Bugatti?
We've got to buy diamond watches.
We've got to buy more cars.
What? We've got loads of things to do.
We're just getting started.
We can't just...
We've got loads of things to do.
We're in Dubai.
Dubai's good.
People say there's no soul here.
That's a complete lie.
The soul of Dubai is winning and spending loads of money because you're a fucking winner.
And we're fucking winners.
So we're going to fucking win.
Those losers will sit around and go, Dubai has no soul.
I prefer Barcelona.
There's a soul.
What? The soul of getting fucking stabbed.
Oh, well, because there's that little cute coffee shop you can walk to.
You want to live in a city, you get stabbed to death in.
You think there's more of a soul.
You're a dipshit and you're broke.
For winners, Dubai has plenty of soul.
And the soul is spending loads of money all the time.
So tomorrow, we're going to get up extra early.
We're going to go to bed at like 4. We're going to get up at like 6. And we're going to train body shots.
And then, when you're extra groggy and tired, we're going to go spend loads of money you don't want to spend so you can't send a computer.
We can't keep doing this.
That's the plan.
Why did I come in this?
What are you talking about?
Yeah! Marcel!
You're in my van, you're drinking!
Let's get some glasses.
Oh! Just drink it like men!
Fuck the glasses!
We have the glasses!
Alright, cheers you lot!
Yeah, salut!
I'm gonna take the first drink.
That's our fuck off night in fucking silent road.
Oh my god.
Hurrah! Hey!
I swear to God you're drinking.
We're getting off, you don't drink.
We're getting off, you don't drink.
We don't fucking smoke!
No!
Alex, that's the king now!
All right, Alex, Alex, you have to do it.
You have to do it.
Okay. I can fight this shit with my lawyer.
No lie, he work in the hobby, next year I made up my inside leg.
I can't be the only one who hates bagging up with purple cream.
With a fourth day back to Sorok Fit Night, I might have...
Hey there!
What's up, dude?
I'm waiting for Marcelo Knight to try to teach them a lesson.
What's up, Lou?
Oh, let's send you back.
Oh, no.
This is so great.
This is a good news trip.
I've been so tricked.
You should be happy, Luke!
You're listening to my show!
Welcome to Chalet Videos!
Alright guys, how are you?
And you're changing the house, oh my goodness, oh my goodness So dead!
So dead!
Look, we're ready for anything that comes our way Nigel, I don't know, I don't know, I out drank him in the first place I don't know if Nigel's left, I'm ready I'm
not ready Look, they want you to party, not work We're
at a Russian karaoke bar
song are you gonna sing?
Do you think I'm not ready?
Luke, do you think I'm not ready?
You don't want ready!
I'm always ready!
I will be a hero!
I'm never gonna dance again!
Welcome to Wild Valley tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm singing for you.
The best of the best singers in the world.
And today, the best singer.
Come on, come on.
Right now.
I'm feeling so unsure.
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor And the amazing dance
Something in your eyes Cause I'm never gonna dance again 15 feet have got no rhythm Tell us anything to pretend I'm sure you're proud I'm placed a chance
and I'll be given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I dance with you Oh, oh, oh What the
fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
It's a banger, isn't it?
These careless whispers of a good friend To the heart of mine Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Let's
give it up, guys!
Let's give it up, guys!
Oh my goodness, Andrew G. Let's do something.
I know, I know you can't do that.
One, two, three.
two, three.
three.
That wasn't my idea.
That wasn't your idea.
It wasn't my idea.
You're the one that said let's go to a Russian karaoke bar.
No, I was ambushed and betrayed.
Are you driving or me?
I'm driving.
I don't know what the number is.
And he's wearing Brainsworth.
So you and me are stranded?
Take this to the streets!
Normally Luke's Mr. TeePee.
Oh Luke, that's not true.
It's amazing how your personality changes when you're not poor anymore.
When I was broke, I had this constant stress and constant anxiety, worried about the fact that if my car broke down, I couldn't fix it.
Or if somebody needed me or had to rely on me for something, I couldn't help them.
People often ask me, Andrew, how do you deal with all these court problems and the matrix coming after you and the news coming after you and everyone insulting you?
How do you deal with all that pressure?
The answer to that is I find peace in the fact that I'm rich.
It doesn't matter if I go to jail because everyone I care about is going to be taken care of.
I can go to jail for the rest of my life.
My kids are going to eat.
That's a man's job.
That's all that matters.
Most of the time, you're thinking about trying to make money.
You're thinking about the bills you have upcoming.
You're thinking about the problems you're going to be in if you don't pay them.
People can read that on your face.
That's the reason girls don't want to talk to you in the club, because they can see on your face you're concerned about something.
And if you actually think and analyze it, what are you concerned about?
Probably, on some level, it involves money.
People say to me, oh yeah, but you know, money's not everything.
You're right.
But if you want to truly be your best self, if you want to be unapologetic, if you want to say what you really think without being afraid of being...
Cancel or fired.
If you want to be charismatic, if you want to be interesting, if you want to do all these things and live your only human experience to the absolute maximum of your potential and capacity, you need to be rich to do those things.
The positive organs, your aura will completely change once you become rich.
The dream to make money is to actually finally be yourself.
And if you're watching this and you're not a multimillionaire, I can promise you, you are already self-censoring.
What a waste of human life.
To allow numbers on a screen printed by the fucking Fed to completely suppress your entire human experience until the day you die.
You need to break free from the chains, not just for your family, not just for your blood mine, not just for your pet, not just for your kids, not just for anybody else, not for the Jets, not for the Lambos, not for anything else.
You need to break free from the chains for yourself so you can finally find out who you are.
And to do this amazing thing, to achieve this amazing feat and finally be the man that you know you could be, you do not have to go dig in a coal mine, you do not have to go charge at bullets.
You do not have to risk your life.
All you have to do is get a computer, focus for a few hours, and type in university.com.