This Flight took 3 Years | Tate Confidential Ep 290
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What a hat!
Let's go!
I can't call me!
I'm full of shit!
Poor pussy!
You're gonna fucking lose!
Shut up!
Fuck no!
I should've fucking stayed in!
I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
Oh, look who it is!
Gentlemen? Look who it is!
Oh, there he is!
What's up?
Hello, everyone.
I didn't put a suit on after all.
You didn't put on a suit.
I fooled everyone.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Ah, hello friend.
Hello. Welcome to our flying sky castle.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yeah, let me show you around.
I guess you'd call this a living room?
Wow. Is that what you call it?
Living room?
Please excuse my brother.
He spilled a drink.
Of course, you know Tristan.
Can't be trusted.
I told him he couldn't drink it.
And we have the poker table.
Which we're going to be playing on.
So we can all lose money in the sky.
Which will be nice.
TV to tell us where we are.
Bathroom. Bigger than most people's bathrooms in their measly ground homes.
This is obviously a sky home.
Over here you'll see.
My office, where I sit and ponder which court dates I have to turn up at, who I'm going to human traffic tomorrow, how I continue to run my huge mastermind criminal enterprise.
Come have a look.
Come step aside from my office.
It's fine.
There's a few bags.
Not a bag, but this is the office, you know?
You know, you definitely don't get blowjobs in the office.
And the reason you don't do that is because there's a bedroom right next door.
So why get a blowjob in the office when you get a blowjob here?
You know, this is for not human trafficking or many girlfriends.
And then, of course, you have an en suite.
So, uh, yeah.
Shower? Would you like a shower?
Yeah, a shower.
No problem.
A shower for you right here.
Would you like a shower?
So, yeah.
Being a criminal, turns out, pays pretty fucking good.
And, uh, all my haters are stuck on the ground like brokies.
And I'm in my Sky Palace on my way to Dubai.
So, I guess in the end, I just fucking win, don't I?
like I always seem to do.
Why? You bring Marcel here.
He's here for one second.
Wait a minute, Marcel.
I told you you couldn't drink it.
You tried to pick it up.
Marcel spilled it.
I said you couldn't drink it.
I look away, I look back.
Marcel, Marcel.
You can't drink it.
I spent over 150 grams of this flight.
Don't blame me.
Marcel, Marcel, Marcel.
Who was it?
You or was it Tristan?
To tell me the truth.
I'll believe exactly what you said.
Tell the truth, Marcel.
Can you just be honest?
I knew it.
I hate these people.
I knew it.
I hate these people.
I knew it.
No. You know what happened.
No. You know what happened.
I told you you couldn't drink it.
He did tell you.
You tried to pick it up.
I will go to the bedroom.
Do you want to try again?
Do you want to try again?
Lock myself in.
Do you want to try again?
And go to sleep for the whole flight.
You could have been a trillionaire.
Because I'm tired of all of you.
You could have been a trillionaire.
Within seconds.
That's true.
Instead of buying cars, I should buy one of these.
You don't need a plate, bro.
I need this one.
How much did this go?
You could make money off it if you rent it, but I can't rent my plane because I don't want people with my shit.
I don't want people around my stuff.
It's going to annoy me.
It's like my houses.
I buy houses and they go, do you want to rent them?
I'm like, not really.
I don't want people to rent them.
I mean, they fuck it up.
It's a hassle.
And the whole point of having a house like this, I mean, a plane like this, you can leave your shit on it.
I'll leave clothes on it.
We'll set up Smash Bros.
It'll be our stuff.
Nobody needs a private jet.
I thought so too.
Can you fly without a plane?
Tell me how.
I thought so too, Bob.
There's 10 seconds.
Made a lot of sense.
Leave your shit on it.
Wrap it.
Put a big Take logo on the side to piss someone off my land.
I think you lost touch with how important SSB is to us.
We need a mobile...
It's not even about the plane.
It's about a mobile SSB delivery system.
Anywhere we are in the world, we make a phone call and this flies in.
And I know you could say just buy a new Nintendo.
I've already unlocked the characters.
That's a good point.
I ain't gonna spend all that time unlocking the characters again.
When I could just call the mobile SSP.
And we built the best man.
The mobile SSP unit flies in.
You know what I'm looking at now?
What? Windows.
How big are they?
No. Windows with a telltale sign.
Gulfstreams are the most expensive because the windows are twice as big.
So we were flying on a Gulfstream back here from America.
I was saying to Bailey that it costs an extra 30 grand, but the windows are like twice as big, so the cabin's so much brighter.
So here's the logic.
It's a smaller jet, right?
But a Bugatti's a smaller car.
Then this is the equivalent of, because it's only a Boeing, this is like a luxury Mercedes S-Class.
It's very big, very spacious, but a Gulfstream is much faster, more maneuverable, and bigger windows, and when you turn up in a Gulfstream, that's like showing up in your brigade.
It's not as practical, it's not as big and luxurious.
It's luxurious enough, but they're like double the price of these, even though they're smaller.
They're smaller?
Yeah, they're smaller jets.
I don't do small jets.
Marcel's never done small jets, to be fair.
That's one thing you say about Marcel.
He did do one.
No, no.
When you say Marcel's name, you know he doesn't do small jets.
He did one with us once.
No, no.
Wrong guy.
We were always there for five to get here.
Because there's no business class in England to remain here.
You know, me and Ted flew to Prague in a private jet.
When I was coming back, they were like, oh, your bag's too heavy.
My knees are touching the front.
Marcel's cool because he's got the same amount of leg room here or a wizard.
It's always like six feet before the next seat.
How is my jet?
How do you feel?
How do you get that shirt so clean?
Do you have a special laundry service on this jet to keep your shirt clean?
Why are you guys saying that?
Acting like you're doing nothing.
Acting like you're doing nothing.
Acting like you're doing this on purpose.
Just trying to fucking smooth save it like we didn't notice when we didn't see your shirt.
You really thought we wouldn't notice.
It means what we're saying.
There's no hidden meaning.
You've got a clean shirt on.
You've cleaned it.
You've got a clean shirt on.
Wait, what are you doing?
250 pound, high card, low card, B5.
Come on fire.
Come on fire.
No way I lose.
There's no way.
No way I lose.
No way I lose.
There's no way I lose.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
No. Deal to whoever first randomly.
It doesn't matter.
The look on Andrew's face.
500 pound high card, low card.
Nice. All right.
All right.
All right.
I got your money.
I got your money.
Well, I honor my debts.
Double or nothing.
Same card, same card.
Steal again.
He lost a grand.
For no reason.
Will you take $1,200?
Yeah. Hold on, buddy.
Diamonds, dancing, flooded We don't turn nothing to something Niggas be capping, bluffing Tweet, that's a hole in your muffin What's all attention?
Try to run off with the truth But ain't give me a mission
Swishing, we bench him.
Tree shot to drop, we gon' pull up with blickers and drench him.
Look at these actors, dropping the brakes, ain't never spit cali.
Spinning for rappers, with the chances that he got his ratchet.
It's gon' be a disaster, he ain't no step of that boy in a fashion.
Pussy, stop all that cappin', ain't for his mouth out, cabbage, he in a casket.
And you go out, stop playing face cards, because when you play your face cards face up, with your face facing the same way your face is facing.
You have to face justice.
You have more cases than me!
Face justice.
You have to face justice.
Exactly. I'm the crime boss here.
I got the most cases.
You suck.
I want crime?
You're shit.
I just want to answer.
Have you ever been in the sky?
Yes or no?
No. No.
That's right.
Never beat me in the sky.
I'm big blind.
Come on, everyone go.
Put me blind in.
So I can erase it.
Put me blind in.
I'm going to erase it.
Let's go.
Let's go!
You're gonna fucking lose!
Shut up!
You want a fucking hand, you're talking Mr. Pinkball!
You never beat me in the sky!
Do you have hot chocolate here?
I don't like you.
No, excuse me.
Absolutely no hot chocolate at all for him.
Don't give him any hot chocolate.
Andrew and I got this jet.
It's mine and my brother's jet.
No hot chocolate for him.
He's not allowed.
He's doing it to annoy me because he's...
I know he's got a beard, but he's actually eight years old.
That's why he's so small.
So we don't want him to have hot chocolate this late in the day because he gets hyper.
So no hot chocolate.
No hot chocolate.
Let me just analyze.
Let's analyze.
One, two, three, four.
Four pussies.
Let's go.
All right.
How much?
All in.
You didn't.
You started running about all in.
All in.
You started talking shit.
All in.
Let's go, Sky Jam!
Call me!
I'm full of shit!
Call me!
I'm lying!
I'm bluffing!
Call me!
All in!
Come on, Marcel!
No, I see all that talk!
All that talk!
Marcel did this!
I was gonna do a nice little bet, play the game, get some money out of you all.
He's gonna make me waste my good hand by scaring you all away.
'Cause ain't gonna start fucking talking shit about going home, watching the badminton.
They're all in!
Do you think I can lose in the sky?
I'm undefeated amongst the clouds.
Call me!
Call me!
I'm telling you, I've seen my cards.
You should have 100% caught.
He's got fuck all.
He's got fuck all as well.
I know.
I should have fucking stayed in.
Fuck it up.
I had a pair of 10s.
I had a pair of queens.
Fuck a queen.
I had two queens.
Why didn't you call me?
You would have won.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I will talk about it.
Don't let me discuss it.
Guys, I'm telling you now.
I know I'll be annoying.
Don't let me win.
Who's the poker champion?
Well, on the ground.
We left that behind.
Sky games.
Guys, why are we playing poker in the sky on a jet?
No one does it.
You wouldn't get it.
I wouldn't get it.
It's not my stock.
So he takes it all?
Yeah, nines.
Alright, what did I say?
You should've looked at his cards before you bet.
So, if you knew his cards before you bet, you wouldn't have done that.
The sky loser!
You were all talking about Sky Champ, Sky Champ.
No, everyone forgot about the Sky Loser.
Marcel staged a massive comeback, that's what it looks like.
Marcel, you're going to be the Sky Champ.
All we know is Sky Loser is out.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
I haven't won a single draw.
Not a hand.
Nothing. Not a hand.
No cards.
All my cards.
Pack off.
I had to stay here.
I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
That would upset me way too much.
Bro, I didn't expect that.
If you had raised all in at the end, I would have called him.
I would not have continued that.
Andrew, tell me what the secret to winning poker is.
Just yell and just pretend you got shit, you ain't gone.
If Nigel doesn't win a hand, he will become the champion.
I mean, the loser.
Skyloser? No.
No, sorry.
You tried it.
You tried it.
Exactly. And I see what you're doing as well.
Sorry, Alex.
I see what you're doing.
What a hat!
Yes! Fucking yes!
Had to try.
Had to try.
Had to keep it out.
Fair. Nigel, how's the feel?
It feels great.
One hand.
One great.
Is this the beginning of the comeback?
It is.
It's the comeback season.
It is.
I hope Nigel has come back in the future.
Nigel, if you come back and leave, that would be epic.
Didn't win a single hand until the game was almost over.
Nigel's back.
I'm going back.
Cheers. Cheers.
We need to talk about the fly.
I'm concerned for the welfare of the fly.
Okay. The fly in the cabin.
There's a fly in the plane.
Imagine you're a fly.
You're in Bucharest.
You're flying around.
You speak Romanian.
You get on the plane.
You're eating meat, sir.
You don't really know what a plane is.
You just get on the plane because there's food on the plane.
The plane lands and you get out.
And you're in Dubai.
That would be mind-bending for a fly.
Think about it.
It's hot now.
The other niggers are different.
The other flies are different.
Yeah, you've got the territories.
New types of spider and lizard trying to eat you and shit.
There's lizards trying to eat you.
I don't know.
He's got a passport, a hotel, nothing.
He's got kids and shit.
Yeah, he's left his kids.
His wife.
He's a family of 6,000.
He's got a family of 6,000.
He's got 6,000 kids and he's just accidentally on the plane.
Now he's going to be in Dubai.
How's he going to get home?
I mean, he should fly.
But maybe he can't fly enough.
Maybe he's lazy.
So I'm worried about the fly.
And I think the best thing we can do to be humane.
Is to find the fly, capture the fly, keep the fly alive till we go back to Romania.
To get him home.
That's not a good idea.
I think we should.
Considering Tristan killed Rory's goat.
Rory. Has he cooked my fucking goat?
Rory. It'd probably be nice of us to save a fly's life.
It reminds of Rory to hold the fly until we go back to Romania.
That's right.
We have a new pet.
If we get the fly home to Romania, then we're good people.
What's gonna happen if the fly meets a new fly and starts a completely new family in Dubai?
New fly wife, new family.
If he's pimping, he's alright.
To be fair, Jackie, to be fair.
So we have to let him out to let him see if he likes him, but if he doesn't want to get back to Romania, so we have to put him on a leash.
Let's communicate with the fly now.
I see the fly.
Follow me around, and if you want to come back to Romania...
Look, the fly is listening.
Look, look, the fly is listening.
Look, look, the fly is listening.
It's here.
Listen, bro.
He smells Romania.
That's what he does.
This is the fly, bro.
So the fly is in Dubai.
This world is about to change.
His whole world is about to change.
He has no idea what's about to happen.
He smells Romania.
The fly is safe.
That's why he's with you.
You see it, Billy?
He feels like home.
Cheers, bro.
He can sense the energy.
If he pulls out a middle finger.
So, obviously I fucked up and I lost your shit, right?
Okay. And I know you guys said don't give me anything back and don't worry about it, but as a man, I can't.
You know what I'm like.
Yeah. So I got you guys something.
This is a gift for the boat.
I want you to put this on your boat as an ornament.
That's bad, mate.
Amazing. Thank you very much.
Alright, let's ask you soon.
Thank you.
Thank you, Marcel.
Thank you, Marcel.
Thank you.
And Andrew won't lose this.
It's true.
But guys, to be trusted, just take good shit.
Bring your shit back.
Thank you, Jim.
We're going to put it in the bridge.
What's it called?
The bridge?
Yeah, the bridge.
It's going to stay on the bridge for good luck.
though
You look so excited to be back in Dubai.
I love the enthusiasm.
Kristen, are you excited?
No. Am I the only one that's excited?
I'd be excited if you weren't with us.
Nice. Too bad.
Too bad.
So sad.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Captain.
Thank you.
Thank you everyone I I I Hello.
Hello. Good.
How you doing, man?
Good, good, good.
I was supposed to be on this plane three years ago.
Hey, how was a flight?
Good? Yeah, very good.
Yeah, I'm glad to be here.
Yeah, we were supposed to fly here three years ago, meet you here, everything, and then three-year delay.
Bro, I don't do nothing.
This is fucking massive.
What are you eating in that fucking America or Romania?
No, it's cigars.
I don't take cigars.
You can smoke the bomb on 2.01 the GH.
Smoke jungle.
We actually did a test with that More Plates, More Dates guy.
Yeah, they did a massive test on both of us.
This is chenetics, though.
This is the black side.
How you doing, man?
It is a bit.
I'm telling you, this is going to be chenetics.
But that's also why we go to jail.
Black chenetics.
So I say three years.
Is it more or less?
It's got to be around that mark, right?
Three years.
Two and a half.
Three years.
You're welcome.
No. Dubai's the place to be.
Everyone knows that.
I don't want you to have some shit on doing coffee.
It's human trafficker.
It might be the criminal-themed coffees.
I've already got one.
Well, thank you very much.
I super appreciate it.
Please take one.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Good life.
With niggas that say O.D. Won't even get pulled over in they new V. The good life.
Let's go on a living spree.
See it.
They say the best things in life are free.
The good life.
It feel like Atlanta.
It feel like L.A. It feel like Miami.
It feel like N.Y. Summertime shine.
Light your hands up in the sky.
Andrew, they have your name everywhere.
This is a warm welcome if I've ever seen one.
Yeah, they do.
And a lot of the people who are contingent in my masterful plan for the real world 2.0 are based in Dubai.
So it looks like they've given us in the world a gift by branding the airport with the real world 2.0.
So I'm very excited to be here for all the right reasons.
I'm going to definitely not show off with my Bugatti or buy any diamond watches.
I'm going to focus on work and get the real world 2.0 online.
So I'm very, very glad to be here.
I was supposed to be here three years ago.
Of course, my jet was famously booked.
I was supposed to land and then there was a three-year delay that involved a lot of house arrest and jail.
So this is three years coming.
So it's amazing to finally land considering this should have been exactly what happened all that time ago.
so I'm very glad to be here.
Keep the women away from us.
You can keep them all for yourselves if you want us.
I want to see what people want us to do.
Sure. You're the big boss.
Thank you.
You're the big boss.
You're the airport boss.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, Andrew, please.
I'm going to turn it on for you.
Beautiful. See, this is going to happen.
And it's the right one.
Yeah. I think we got it.
Beautiful. This is going to happen.
Yeah. I think we got it.
Beautiful. This is going to happen.
Yeah. I think I don't want.
Okay. And Bailey.
Here? Sorry.
Life like this is what your life like.
Try to live the life right.
People really know you push your buttons like type right.
This is like a movie but it's really good.
Welcome home!
Nice house, huh?
Your house.
Hey, hey.
Nice to meet you, Andrew.
Nice to meet you, Andrew.
It's gorgeous.
I want you to have during the day, because the day during the day is different.
There's a lot of light.
It's amazing.
Wow, incredible.
It's too cold, no?
I'm just going to look around.
What's this?
This is a small cinema.
We just finished it one week ago.
Just a small cinema.
No big deal.
It's a false thing.
Here you have one and all the...
I will turn to your bedroom.
This is a guest toilet.
This is a toilet?
This is a guest toilet.
It's like a club.
Yeah, it's a big...
Guest. Wow.
Wow.
Yes. Can we get rid of this cigar?
You have.
Moses, can you bring one of the drinks?
A room?
Nice. This is one of the guest rooms.
This is a guest room.
Oh, no.
Nice guest room.
When you see it, I need to know which one you like.
Okay? Okay.
Because there is one that is huge, but the toilet.
I have to do things sequentially in order because my brain is weird.
I will do down here and then I will go...
This is like the kitchen?
No, this is like the wall.
Are you good at pool?
No, but...
No, I'm not good at pool.
I'm terrible.
I'm terrible.
It's okay.
Hello. How are you, I'm okay?
Okay, I'm good.
So good to see you.
He is, remember, Spartan won.
Can you take some videos outside?
I'll wait for everybody else on the side of one of these.
This is the kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
Super romantic comments.
Nice, this is the garage.
Yes, I'm making the gym.
Tomorrow they are delivering more things.
I'm working on it.
The people are coming in three days.
But I brought you also the lunch.
I'll go to the pants.
What is coming?
Into the tunnel?
Yes. Perfect.
It's the only thing that I can do in the last four hours.
So this is the one sheet.
How many bedrooms total?
Six master bedrooms plus stuff.
But I place you three new small beds for the camera guys.
Please don't tell me.
So this is the biggest one, but I think maybe we like more the one downstairs because of the shower.
Okay, beautiful.
I mean, I'm very happy.
It looks good to me.
The views in the morning, the views in the morning is amazing.
I bet.
When you woke up, there's a Victor Rush.
I'm still working on it.
Oh, if you open, yes.
I wanted to do the gym there.
Yeah, it's huge.
These are windows, yes?
Yes. And this is wardrobe?
When they were in this villa, I think they wanted to do a club here.
Because it doesn't make sense much, this room.
But, yeah.
So, is it one of the masters or the one downstairs?
Upstairs is only this room?
Yes. Upstairs is this room.
I need to bring furniture because I'm still working on it.
And you'll fill this up for us?
Yes, I will do it.
Because normally nobody uses area here.
Yeah, I want to put the SSC, but I'm still seeing this.
Every bookie, we get everything.
And I want to put some privacy here.
I want to put, like, some...
Should I do that again?
Yeah, some plans to have some privacy.
We need that, it's got all the characters.
I need it to fuck you up.
No, bro, you can't beat me.
Bro, when the dude comes, you're getting fucked up, bro.
The buttons have changed, everything.
When you hit the bar, the buttons are different.
Marcel doesn't take small jacks.
I don't take small jacks.
Especially when he wears a clean shirt.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Reminds me of jail.
It reminds me of jail.
This doesn't remind you of jail.
It does.
But, this is a good course for you to go and cry in after I fuck you up on the game.
Once I beat you on the game.
The game.
You come here and cry.
Cry your little tears with your little cups.
You can drink your tears.
I knew you were going to say that.
I knew it.
No, but what are we doing here?
Well, all I do is win.
How long did we have that car?
We're going to jail.
You will be a completely different person once you're not worried about money anymore.
You'll have a different vibe.
You'll go through the world differently.
That constant fear and anxiety will be gone from your eyes and your aura.
You can forget about the Lamborghinis.
You can forget about the private planes with five-course meals surfing the sky for you and your friends.
Forget all that.
What you really want is to be able to take care of your parents when they get old.
What you really want is to stop constantly worrying about the bills you have to pay.
What you want is to live a life where you don't have to be concerned that your dog gets sick because it's going to bankrupt you.
That is what you want.
That is the dream.
And you know what?
To achieve that dream, you don't have to go work at a gold mine.