Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - This Flight took 3 Years | Tate Confidential Ep 290
Aired: 2025-04-18
Duration: 25:26


=== WelcomeToOurFlyingSkyCastle (02:50) ===

[00:00:00]  What a hat!
[00:00:01]  Let's go!
[00:00:02]  I can't call me!
[00:00:03]  I'm full of shit!
[00:00:03]  Poor pussy!
[00:00:04]  You're gonna fucking lose!
[00:00:06]  Shut up!
[00:00:06]  Fuck no!
[00:00:06]  I should've fucking stayed in!
[00:00:08]  I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
[00:00:16]  Oh, look who it is!
[00:00:18]  Gentlemen? Look who it is!
[00:00:20]  Oh, there he is!
[00:00:21]  What's up?
[00:00:22]  Hello, everyone.
[00:00:26]  I didn't put a suit on after all.
[00:00:28]  You didn't put on a suit.
[00:00:29]  I fooled everyone.
[00:00:30]  Oh my gosh.
[00:00:32]  Oh my gosh.
[00:00:46]  Ah, hello friend.
[00:00:47]  Hello. Welcome to our flying sky castle.
[00:00:50]  Thank you very much.
[00:00:51]  Thank you.
[00:00:52]  Yeah, let me show you around.
[00:00:57]  I guess you'd call this a living room?
[00:00:59]  Wow. Is that what you call it?
[00:01:00]  Living room?
[00:01:01]  Please excuse my brother.
[00:01:02]  He spilled a drink.
[00:01:03]  Of course, you know Tristan.
[00:01:04]  Can't be trusted.
[00:01:05]  I told him he couldn't drink it.
[00:01:07]  And we have the poker table.
[00:01:09]  Which we're going to be playing on.
[00:01:11]  So we can all lose money in the sky.
[00:01:13]  Which will be nice.
[00:01:15]  TV to tell us where we are.
[00:01:17]  Bathroom. Bigger than most people's bathrooms in their measly ground homes.
[00:01:22]  This is obviously a sky home.
[00:01:24]  Over here you'll see.
[00:01:26]  My office, where I sit and ponder which court dates I have to turn up at, who I'm going to human traffic tomorrow, how I continue to run my huge mastermind criminal enterprise.
[00:01:38]  Come have a look.
[00:01:39]  Come step aside from my office.
[00:01:40]  It's fine.
[00:01:40]  There's a few bags.
[00:01:41]  Not a bag, but this is the office, you know?
[00:01:43]  You know, you definitely don't get blowjobs in the office.
[00:01:46]  And the reason you don't do that is because there's a bedroom right next door.
[00:01:50]  So why get a blowjob in the office when you get a blowjob here?
[00:01:52]  You know, this is for not human trafficking or many girlfriends.
[00:01:56]  And then, of course, you have an en suite.
[00:01:57]  So, uh, yeah.
[00:01:58]  Shower? Would you like a shower?
[00:02:00]  Yeah, a shower.
[00:02:01]  No problem.
[00:02:01]  A shower for you right here.
[00:02:02]  Would you like a shower?
[00:02:03]  So, yeah.
[00:02:06]  Being a criminal, turns out, pays pretty fucking good.
[00:02:10]  And, uh, all my haters are stuck on the ground like brokies.
[00:02:13]  And I'm in my Sky Palace on my way to Dubai.
[00:02:16]  So, I guess in the end, I just fucking win, don't I?
[00:02:19]  like I always seem to do.
[00:02:29]  Why? You bring Marcel here.
[00:02:31]  He's here for one second.
[00:02:32]  Wait a minute, Marcel.
[00:02:33]  I told you you couldn't drink it.
[00:02:34]  You tried to pick it up.
[00:02:36]  Marcel spilled it.
[00:02:37]  I said you couldn't drink it.
[00:02:38]  I look away, I look back.
[00:02:40]  Marcel, Marcel.
[00:02:40]  You can't drink it.
[00:02:40]  I spent over 150 grams of this flight.
[00:02:43]  Don't blame me.
[00:02:43]  Marcel, Marcel, Marcel.
[00:02:45]  Who was it?
[00:02:45]  You or was it Tristan?
[00:02:47]  To tell me the truth.
[00:02:48]  I'll believe exactly what you said.

=== Why Always Win? (03:18) ===

[00:02:50]  Tell the truth, Marcel.
[00:02:51]  Can you just be honest?
[00:02:53]  I knew it.
[00:02:54]  I hate these people.
[00:02:55]  I knew it.
[00:02:56]  I hate these people.
[00:02:56]  I knew it.
[00:02:57]  No. You know what happened.
[00:02:58]  No. You know what happened.
[00:02:59]  I told you you couldn't drink it.
[00:03:00]  He did tell you.
[00:03:01]  You tried to pick it up.
[00:03:02]  I will go to the bedroom.
[00:03:03]  Do you want to try again?
[00:03:04]  Do you want to try again?
[00:03:04]  Lock myself in.
[00:03:05]  Do you want to try again?
[00:03:05]  And go to sleep for the whole flight.
[00:03:07]  You could have been a trillionaire.
[00:03:08]  Because I'm tired of all of you.
[00:03:09]  You could have been a trillionaire.
[00:03:10]  Within seconds.
[00:03:11]  That's true.
[00:03:11]  Instead of buying cars, I should buy one of these.
[00:03:13]  You don't need a plate, bro.
[00:03:15]  I need this one.
[00:03:16]  How much did this go?
[00:03:19]  You could make money off it if you rent it, but I can't rent my plane because I don't want people with my shit.
[00:03:23]  I don't want people around my stuff.
[00:03:25]  It's going to annoy me.
[00:03:25]  It's like my houses.
[00:03:26]  I buy houses and they go, do you want to rent them?
[00:03:27]  I'm like, not really.
[00:03:28]  I don't want people to rent them.
[00:03:30]  I mean, they fuck it up.
[00:03:31]  It's a hassle.
[00:03:32]  And the whole point of having a house like this, I mean, a plane like this, you can leave your shit on it.
[00:03:37]  I'll leave clothes on it.
[00:03:38]  We'll set up Smash Bros.
[00:03:39]  It'll be our stuff.
[00:03:40]  Nobody needs a private jet.
[00:03:42]  I thought so too.
[00:03:42]  Can you fly without a plane?
[00:03:45]  Tell me how.
[00:03:46]  I thought so too, Bob.
[00:03:48]  There's 10 seconds.
[00:03:50]  Made a lot of sense.
[00:03:51]  Leave your shit on it.
[00:03:51]  Wrap it.
[00:03:52]  Put a big Take logo on the side to piss someone off my land.
[00:03:55]  I think you lost touch with how important SSB is to us.
[00:03:59]  We need a mobile...
[00:04:00]  It's not even about the plane.
[00:04:01]  It's about a mobile SSB delivery system.
[00:04:04]  Anywhere we are in the world, we make a phone call and this flies in.
[00:04:08]  And I know you could say just buy a new Nintendo.
[00:04:10]  I've already unlocked the characters.
[00:04:12]  That's a good point.
[00:04:14]  I ain't gonna spend all that time unlocking the characters again.
[00:04:17]  When I could just call the mobile SSP.
[00:04:18]  And we built the best man.
[00:04:19]  The mobile SSP unit flies in.
[00:04:22]  You know what I'm looking at now?
[00:04:24]  What? Windows.
[00:04:26]  How big are they?
[00:04:27]  No. Windows with a telltale sign.
[00:04:30]  Gulfstreams are the most expensive because the windows are twice as big.
[00:04:32]  So we were flying on a Gulfstream back here from America.
[00:04:36]  I was saying to Bailey that it costs an extra 30 grand, but the windows are like twice as big, so the cabin's so much brighter.
[00:04:41]  So here's the logic.
[00:04:42]  It's a smaller jet, right?
[00:04:44]  But a Bugatti's a smaller car.
[00:04:46]  Then this is the equivalent of, because it's only a Boeing, this is like a luxury Mercedes S-Class.
[00:04:53]  It's very big, very spacious, but a Gulfstream is much faster, more maneuverable, and bigger windows, and when you turn up in a Gulfstream, that's like showing up in your brigade.
[00:05:01]  It's not as practical, it's not as big and luxurious.
[00:05:04]  It's luxurious enough, but they're like double the price of these, even though they're smaller.
[00:05:08]  They're smaller?
[00:05:09]  Yeah, they're smaller jets.
[00:05:10]  I don't do small jets.
[00:05:13]  Marcel's never done small jets, to be fair.
[00:05:16]  That's one thing you say about Marcel.
[00:05:17]  He did do one.
[00:05:18]  No, no.
[00:05:19]  When you say Marcel's name, you know he doesn't do small jets.
[00:05:20]  He did one with us once.
[00:05:22]  No, no.
[00:05:22]  Wrong guy.
[00:05:23]  We were always there for five to get here.
[00:05:25]  Because there's no business class in England to remain here.
[00:05:27]  You know, me and Ted flew to Prague in a private jet.
[00:05:31]  When I was coming back, they were like, oh, your bag's too heavy.
[00:05:35]  My knees are touching the front.
[00:05:38]  Marcel's cool because he's got the same amount of leg room here or a wizard.
[00:05:41]  It's always like six feet before the next seat.
[00:06:06]  How is my jet?

=== Nice Meet Cards (14:44) ===

[00:06:08]  How do you feel?
[00:06:08]  How do you get that shirt so clean?
[00:06:11]  Do you have a special laundry service on this jet to keep your shirt clean?
[00:06:15]  Why are you guys saying that?
[00:06:17]  Acting like you're doing nothing.
[00:06:18]  Acting like you're doing nothing.
[00:06:19]  Acting like you're doing this on purpose.
[00:06:20]  Just trying to fucking smooth save it like we didn't notice when we didn't see your shirt.
[00:06:24]  You really thought we wouldn't notice.
[00:06:25]  It means what we're saying.
[00:06:26]  There's no hidden meaning.
[00:06:27]  You've got a clean shirt on.
[00:06:28]  You've cleaned it.
[00:06:29]  You've got a clean shirt on.
[00:06:31]  Wait, what are you doing?
[00:06:32]  250 pound, high card, low card, B5.
[00:06:36]  Come on fire.
[00:06:37]  Come on fire.
[00:06:38]  No way I lose.
[00:06:39]  There's no way.
[00:06:39]  No way I lose.
[00:06:40]  No way I lose.
[00:06:41]  There's no way I lose.
[00:06:42]  All right.
[00:06:42]  All right.
[00:06:43]  Let's go.
[00:06:45]  No. Deal to whoever first randomly.
[00:06:49]  It doesn't matter.
[00:06:50]  The look on Andrew's face.
[00:06:53]  500 pound high card, low card.
[00:06:55]  Nice. All right.
[00:06:58]  All right.
[00:06:58]  All right.
[00:06:59]  I got your money.
[00:07:01]  I got your money.
[00:07:01]  Well, I honor my debts.
[00:07:02]  Double or nothing.
[00:07:05]  Same card, same card.
[00:07:07]  Steal again.
[00:07:10]  He lost a grand.
[00:07:13]  For no reason.
[00:07:15]  Will you take $1,200?
[00:07:17]  Yeah. Hold on, buddy.
[00:07:22]  Diamonds, dancing, flooded We don't turn nothing to something Niggas be capping, bluffing Tweet, that's a hole in your muffin What's all attention?
[00:07:31]  Try to run off with the truth But ain't give me a mission
[00:07:33]  Swishing, we bench him.
[00:07:35]  Tree shot to drop, we gon' pull up with blickers and drench him.
[00:07:37]  Look at these actors, dropping the brakes, ain't never spit cali.
[00:07:41]  Spinning for rappers, with the chances that he got his ratchet.
[00:07:45]  It's gon' be a disaster, he ain't no step of that boy in a fashion.
[00:07:48]  Pussy, stop all that cappin', ain't for his mouth out, cabbage, he in a casket.
[00:07:54]  And you go out, stop playing face cards, because when you play your face cards face up, with your face facing the same way your face is facing.
[00:08:02]  You have to face justice.
[00:08:03]  You have more cases than me!
[00:08:06]  Face justice.
[00:08:07]  You have to face justice.
[00:08:08]  Exactly. I'm the crime boss here.
[00:08:10]  I got the most cases.
[00:08:11]  You suck.
[00:08:13]  I want crime?
[00:08:14]  You're shit.
[00:08:15]  I just want to answer.
[00:08:16]  Have you ever been in the sky?
[00:08:17]  Yes or no?
[00:08:18]  No. No.
[00:08:19]  That's right.
[00:08:20]  Never beat me in the sky.
[00:08:21]  I'm big blind.
[00:08:22]  Come on, everyone go.
[00:08:23]  Put me blind in.
[00:08:25]  So I can erase it.
[00:08:26]  Put me blind in.
[00:08:27]  I'm going to erase it.
[00:08:29]  Let's go.
[00:08:30]  Let's go!
[00:08:31]  You're gonna fucking lose!
[00:08:32]  Shut up!
[00:08:33]  You want a fucking hand, you're talking Mr. Pinkball!
[00:08:35]  You never beat me in the sky!
[00:08:37]  Do you have hot chocolate here?
[00:08:38]  I don't like you.
[00:08:40]  No, excuse me.
[00:08:41]  Absolutely no hot chocolate at all for him.
[00:08:44]  Don't give him any hot chocolate.
[00:08:46]  Andrew and I got this jet.
[00:08:49]  It's mine and my brother's jet.
[00:08:50]  No hot chocolate for him.
[00:08:51]  He's not allowed.
[00:08:52]  He's doing it to annoy me because he's...
[00:08:54]  I know he's got a beard, but he's actually eight years old.
[00:08:57]  That's why he's so small.
[00:08:58]  So we don't want him to have hot chocolate this late in the day because he gets hyper.
[00:09:02]  So no hot chocolate.
[00:09:03]  No hot chocolate.
[00:09:09]  Let me just analyze.
[00:09:11]  Let's analyze.
[00:09:12]  One, two, three, four.
[00:09:14]  Four pussies.
[00:09:15]  Let's go.
[00:09:15]  All right.
[00:09:16]  How much?
[00:09:16]  All in.
[00:09:18]  You didn't.
[00:09:18]  You started running about all in.
[00:09:20]  All in.
[00:09:21]  You started talking shit.
[00:09:22]  All in.
[00:09:23]  Let's go, Sky Jam!
[00:09:24]  Call me!
[00:09:25]  I'm full of shit!
[00:09:26]  Call me!
[00:09:26]  I'm lying!
[00:09:27]  I'm bluffing!
[00:09:28]  Call me!
[00:09:28]  All in!
[00:09:29]  Come on, Marcel!
[00:09:29]  No, I see all that talk!
[00:09:31]  All that talk!
[00:09:32]  Marcel did this!
[00:09:33]  I was gonna do a nice little bet, play the game, get some money out of you all.
[00:09:36]  He's gonna make me waste my good hand by scaring you all away.
[00:09:39]  'Cause ain't gonna start fucking talking shit about going home, watching the badminton.
[00:09:42]  They're all in!
[00:09:43]  Do you think I can lose in the sky?
[00:09:47]  I'm undefeated amongst the clouds.
[00:09:50]  Call me!
[00:09:51]  Call me!
[00:09:52]  I'm telling you, I've seen my cards.
[00:09:54]  You should have 100% caught.
[00:09:56]  He's got fuck all.
[00:09:57]  He's got fuck all as well.
[00:09:59]  I know.
[00:10:00]  I should have fucking stayed in.
[00:10:01]  Fuck it up.
[00:10:03]  I had a pair of 10s.
[00:10:05]  I had a pair of queens.
[00:10:06]  Fuck a queen.
[00:10:07]  I had two queens.
[00:10:08]  Why didn't you call me?
[00:10:09]  You would have won.
[00:10:11]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:10:13]  I will talk about it.
[00:10:14]  Don't let me discuss it.
[00:10:15]  Guys, I'm telling you now.
[00:10:16]  I know I'll be annoying.
[00:10:18]  Don't let me win.
[00:10:20]  Who's the poker champion?
[00:10:21]  Well, on the ground.
[00:10:22]  We left that behind.
[00:10:25]  Sky games.
[00:10:25]  Guys, why are we playing poker in the sky on a jet?
[00:10:29]  No one does it.
[00:10:29]  You wouldn't get it.
[00:10:31]  I wouldn't get it.
[00:10:33]  It's not my stock.
[00:10:34]  So he takes it all?
[00:10:35]  Yeah, nines.
[00:10:37]  Alright, what did I say?
[00:10:38]  You should've looked at his cards before you bet.
[00:10:40]  So, if you knew his cards before you bet, you wouldn't have done that.
[00:10:44]  The sky loser!
[00:10:50]  You were all talking about Sky Champ, Sky Champ.
[00:10:53]  No, everyone forgot about the Sky Loser.
[00:10:55]  Marcel staged a massive comeback, that's what it looks like.
[00:10:58]  Marcel, you're going to be the Sky Champ.
[00:11:03]  All we know is Sky Loser is out.
[00:11:07]  It's terrible.
[00:11:08]  It's terrible.
[00:11:09]  I haven't won a single draw.
[00:11:11]  Not a hand.
[00:11:12]  Nothing. Not a hand.
[00:11:14]  No cards.
[00:11:16]  All my cards.
[00:11:18]  Pack off.
[00:11:21]  I had to stay here.
[00:11:23]  I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
[00:11:26]  That would upset me way too much.
[00:11:28]  Bro, I didn't expect that.
[00:11:30]  If you had raised all in at the end, I would have called him.
[00:11:34]  I would not have continued that.
[00:11:35]  Andrew, tell me what the secret to winning poker is.
[00:11:37]  Just yell and just pretend you got shit, you ain't gone.
[00:11:41]  If Nigel doesn't win a hand, he will become the champion.
[00:11:44]  I mean, the loser.
[00:11:45]  Skyloser? No.
[00:11:46]  No, sorry.
[00:11:47]  You tried it.
[00:11:50]  You tried it.
[00:11:51]  Exactly. And I see what you're doing as well.
[00:11:54]  Sorry, Alex.
[00:11:55]  I see what you're doing.
[00:11:56]  What a hat!
[00:11:57]  Yes! Fucking yes!
[00:12:00]  Had to try.
[00:12:01]  Had to try.
[00:12:02]  Had to keep it out.
[00:12:02]  Fair. Nigel, how's the feel?
[00:12:04]  It feels great.
[00:12:06]  One hand.
[00:12:07]  One great.
[00:12:07]  Is this the beginning of the comeback?
[00:12:09]  It is.
[00:12:09]  It's the comeback season.
[00:12:10]  It is.
[00:12:10]  I hope Nigel has come back in the future.
[00:12:12]  Nigel, if you come back and leave, that would be epic.
[00:12:14]  Didn't win a single hand until the game was almost over.
[00:12:16]  Nigel's back.
[00:12:18]  I'm going back.
[00:12:19]  Cheers. Cheers.
[00:12:28]  We need to talk about the fly.
[00:12:30]  I'm concerned for the welfare of the fly.
[00:12:34]  Okay. The fly in the cabin.
[00:12:35]  There's a fly in the plane.
[00:12:36]  Imagine you're a fly.
[00:12:38]  You're in Bucharest.
[00:12:40]  You're flying around.
[00:12:41]  You speak Romanian.
[00:12:43]  You get on the plane.
[00:12:44]  You're eating meat, sir.
[00:12:45]  You don't really know what a plane is.
[00:12:47]  You just get on the plane because there's food on the plane.
[00:12:49]  The plane lands and you get out.
[00:12:51]  And you're in Dubai.
[00:12:53]  That would be mind-bending for a fly.
[00:12:56]  Think about it.
[00:12:57]  It's hot now.
[00:12:58]  The other niggers are different.
[00:12:59]  The other flies are different.
[00:13:02]  Yeah, you've got the territories.
[00:13:04]  New types of spider and lizard trying to eat you and shit.
[00:13:06]  There's lizards trying to eat you.
[00:13:08]  I don't know.
[00:13:08]  He's got a passport, a hotel, nothing.
[00:13:09]  He's got kids and shit.
[00:13:11]  Yeah, he's left his kids.
[00:13:12]  His wife.
[00:13:13]  He's a family of 6,000.
[00:13:14]  He's got a family of 6,000.
[00:13:15]  He's got 6,000 kids and he's just accidentally on the plane.
[00:13:17]  Now he's going to be in Dubai.
[00:13:18]  How's he going to get home?
[00:13:20]  I mean, he should fly.
[00:13:21]  But maybe he can't fly enough.
[00:13:22]  Maybe he's lazy.
[00:13:24]  So I'm worried about the fly.
[00:13:25]  And I think the best thing we can do to be humane.
[00:13:28]  Is to find the fly, capture the fly, keep the fly alive till we go back to Romania.
[00:13:32]  To get him home.
[00:13:34]  That's not a good idea.
[00:13:35]  I think we should.
[00:13:36]  Considering Tristan killed Rory's goat.
[00:13:38]  Rory. Has he cooked my fucking goat?
[00:13:40]  Rory. It'd probably be nice of us to save a fly's life.
[00:13:43]  It reminds of Rory to hold the fly until we go back to Romania.
[00:13:46]  That's right.
[00:13:46]  We have a new pet.
[00:13:47]  If we get the fly home to Romania, then we're good people.
[00:13:50]  What's gonna happen if the fly meets a new fly and starts a completely new family in Dubai?
[00:13:55]  New fly wife, new family.
[00:13:57]  If he's pimping, he's alright.
[00:13:59]  To be fair, Jackie, to be fair.
[00:14:01]  So we have to let him out to let him see if he likes him, but if he doesn't want to get back to Romania, so we have to put him on a leash.
[00:14:05]  Let's communicate with the fly now.
[00:14:06]  I see the fly.
[00:14:07]  Follow me around, and if you want to come back to Romania...
[00:14:10]  Look, the fly is listening.
[00:14:12]  Look, look, the fly is listening.
[00:14:13]  Look, look, the fly is listening.
[00:14:13]  It's here.
[00:14:14]  Listen, bro.
[00:14:15]  He smells Romania.
[00:14:16]  That's what he does.
[00:14:16]  This is the fly, bro.
[00:14:18]  So the fly is in Dubai.
[00:14:19]  This world is about to change.
[00:14:21]  His whole world is about to change.
[00:14:23]  He has no idea what's about to happen.
[00:14:25]  He smells Romania.
[00:14:26]  The fly is safe.
[00:14:27]  That's why he's with you.
[00:14:28]  You see it, Billy?
[00:14:29]  He feels like home.
[00:14:30]  Cheers, bro.
[00:14:31]  He can sense the energy.
[00:14:33]  If he pulls out a middle finger.
[00:14:37]  So, obviously I fucked up and I lost your shit, right?
[00:14:42]  Okay. And I know you guys said don't give me anything back and don't worry about it, but as a man, I can't.
[00:14:47]  You know what I'm like.
[00:14:48]  Yeah. So I got you guys something.
[00:14:50]  This is a gift for the boat.
[00:14:51]  I want you to put this on your boat as an ornament.
[00:14:57]  That's bad, mate.
[00:14:58]  Amazing. Thank you very much.
[00:14:59]  Alright, let's ask you soon.
[00:15:00]  Thank you.
[00:15:01]  Thank you, Marcel.
[00:15:02]  Thank you, Marcel.
[00:15:03]  Thank you.
[00:15:03]  And Andrew won't lose this.
[00:15:05]  It's true.
[00:15:06]  But guys, to be trusted, just take good shit.
[00:15:10]  Bring your shit back.
[00:15:12]  Thank you, Jim.
[00:15:13]  We're going to put it in the bridge.
[00:15:17]  What's it called?
[00:15:17]  The bridge?
[00:15:18]  Yeah, the bridge.
[00:15:18]  It's going to stay on the bridge for good luck.
[00:15:20]  though
[00:15:28]  You look so excited to be back in Dubai.
[00:15:31]  I love the enthusiasm.
[00:15:32]  Kristen, are you excited?
[00:15:34]  No. Am I the only one that's excited?
[00:15:37]  I'd be excited if you weren't with us.
[00:15:39]  Nice. Too bad.
[00:15:40]  Too bad.
[00:15:42]  So sad.
[00:15:45]  Thank you very much.
[00:15:47]  Nice to meet you.
[00:15:48]  Nice to meet you, Captain.
[00:15:49]  Thank you.
[00:15:50]  Thank you everyone I I I Hello.
[00:16:05]  Hello. Good.
[00:16:28]  How you doing, man?
[00:16:29]  Good, good, good.
[00:16:31]  I was supposed to be on this plane three years ago.
[00:16:33]  Hey, how was a flight?
[00:16:34]  Good? Yeah, very good.
[00:16:35]  Yeah, I'm glad to be here.
[00:16:36]  Yeah, we were supposed to fly here three years ago, meet you here, everything, and then three-year delay.
[00:16:42]  Bro, I don't do nothing.
[00:16:48]  This is fucking massive.
[00:16:49]  What are you eating in that fucking America or Romania?
[00:16:51]  No, it's cigars.
[00:16:52]  I don't take cigars.
[00:16:53]  You can smoke the bomb on 2.01 the GH.
[00:16:56]  Smoke jungle.
[00:16:57]  We actually did a test with that More Plates, More Dates guy.
[00:17:00]  Yeah, they did a massive test on both of us.
[00:17:02]  This is chenetics, though.
[00:17:03]  This is the black side.
[00:17:04]  How you doing, man?
[00:17:05]  It is a bit.
[00:17:05]  I'm telling you, this is going to be chenetics.
[00:17:06]  But that's also why we go to jail.
[00:17:10]  Black chenetics.
[00:17:10]  So I say three years.
[00:17:12]  Is it more or less?
[00:17:13]  It's got to be around that mark, right?
[00:17:15]  Three years.
[00:17:15]  Two and a half.
[00:17:16]  Three years.
[00:17:19]  You're welcome.
[00:17:20]  No. Dubai's the place to be.
[00:17:25]  Everyone knows that.
[00:17:26]  I don't want you to have some shit on doing coffee.
[00:17:28]  It's human trafficker.
[00:17:30]  It might be the criminal-themed coffees.
[00:17:35]  I've already got one.
[00:17:37]  Well, thank you very much.
[00:17:38]  I super appreciate it.
[00:17:38]  Please take one.
[00:17:40]  Thank you very much.
[00:17:41]  I appreciate it.
[00:17:42]  Good life.
[00:17:43]  With niggas that say O.D. Won't even get pulled over in they new V. The good life.
[00:17:49]  Let's go on a living spree.
[00:17:50]  See it.
[00:17:51]  They say the best things in life are free.
[00:17:53]  The good life.
[00:17:54]  It feel like Atlanta.
[00:17:56]  It feel like L.A. It feel like Miami.
[00:17:59]  It feel like N.Y. Summertime shine.
[00:18:02]  Light your hands up in the sky.
[00:18:05]  Andrew, they have your name everywhere.
[00:18:07]  This is a warm welcome if I've ever seen one.
[00:18:09]  Yeah, they do.
[00:18:10]  And a lot of the people who are contingent in my masterful plan for the real world 2.0 are based in Dubai.
[00:18:16]  So it looks like they've given us in the world a gift by branding the airport with the real world 2.0.
[00:18:22]  So I'm very excited to be here for all the right reasons.
[00:18:25]  I'm going to definitely not show off with my Bugatti or buy any diamond watches.
[00:18:28]  I'm going to focus on work and get the real world 2.0 online.
[00:18:31]  So I'm very, very glad to be here.
[00:18:32]  I was supposed to be here three years ago.
[00:18:34]  Of course, my jet was famously booked.
[00:18:35]  I was supposed to land and then there was a three-year delay that involved a lot of house arrest and jail.
[00:18:39]  So this is three years coming.
[00:18:41]  So it's amazing to finally land considering this should have been exactly what happened all that time ago.
[00:18:46]  so I'm very glad to be here.
[00:18:53]  Keep the women away from us.
[00:18:55]  You can keep them all for yourselves if you want us.
[00:18:57]  I want to see what people want us to do.
[00:19:00]  Sure. You're the big boss.
[00:19:02]  Thank you.
[00:19:03]  You're the big boss.
[00:19:04]  You're the airport boss.
[00:19:06]  Thank you very much.
[00:19:07]  Nice to meet you, ladies.
[00:19:08]  Nice to meet you.
[00:19:08]  Thank you very much.
[00:19:09]  Thank you.
[00:19:10]  Nice to meet you.
[00:19:11]  Okay, Andrew, please.
[00:19:12]  I'm going to turn it on for you.
[00:19:13]  Beautiful. See, this is going to happen.
[00:19:15]  And it's the right one.
[00:19:16]  Yeah. I think we got it.
[00:19:18]  Beautiful. This is going to happen.
[00:19:20]  Yeah. I think we got it.
[00:19:22]  Beautiful. This is going to happen.
[00:19:24]  Yeah. I think I don't want.
[00:19:26]  Okay. And Bailey.
[00:19:28]  Here? Sorry.
[00:19:30]  Life like this is what your life like.
[00:19:33]  Try to live the life right.
[00:19:34]  People really know you push your buttons like type right.
[00:19:37]  This is like a movie but it's really good.
[00:19:39]  Welcome home!
[00:19:44]  Nice house, huh?
[00:19:46]  Your house.
[00:19:48]  Hey, hey.
[00:19:48]  Nice to meet you, Andrew.
[00:19:50]  Nice to meet you, Andrew.
[00:19:52]  It's gorgeous.
[00:19:54]  I want you to have during the day, because the day during the day is different.
[00:19:58]  There's a lot of light.
[00:20:00]  It's amazing.
[00:20:02]  Wow, incredible.
[00:20:03]  It's too cold, no?
[00:20:06]  I'm just going to look around.
[00:20:08]  What's this?
[00:20:09]  This is a small cinema.
[00:20:10]  We just finished it one week ago.
[00:20:12]  Just a small cinema.
[00:20:13]  No big deal.
[00:20:14]  It's a false thing.
[00:20:15]  Here you have one and all the...
[00:20:19]  I will turn to your bedroom.
[00:20:20]  This is a guest toilet.
[00:20:22]  This is a toilet?
[00:20:23]  This is a guest toilet.
[00:20:24]  It's like a club.
[00:20:26]  Yeah, it's a big...
[00:20:27]  Guest. Wow.
[00:20:29]  Wow.
[00:20:31]  Yes. Can we get rid of this cigar?
[00:20:34]  You have.
[00:20:35]  Moses, can you bring one of the drinks?
[00:20:38]  A room?
[00:20:41]  Nice. This is one of the guest rooms.
[00:20:44]  This is a guest room.
[00:20:46]  Oh, no.
[00:20:48]  Nice guest room.
[00:20:49]  When you see it, I need to know which one you like.

=== Guest Room Revelations (02:17) ===

[00:20:52]  Okay? Okay.
[00:20:53]  Because there is one that is huge, but the toilet.
[00:20:56]  I have to do things sequentially in order because my brain is weird.
[00:20:59]  I will do down here and then I will go...
[00:21:01]  This is like the kitchen?
[00:21:03]  No, this is like the wall.
[00:21:05]  Are you good at pool?
[00:21:09]  No, but...
[00:21:10]  No, I'm not good at pool.
[00:21:12]  I'm terrible.
[00:21:12]  I'm terrible.
[00:21:14]  It's okay.
[00:21:20]  Hello. How are you, I'm okay?
[00:21:23]  Okay, I'm good.
[00:21:24]  So good to see you.
[00:21:25]  He is, remember, Spartan won.
[00:21:27]  Can you take some videos outside?
[00:21:34]  I'll wait for everybody else on the side of one of these.
[00:21:36]  This is the kitchen.
[00:21:37]  This is the kitchen.
[00:21:38]  Super romantic comments.
[00:21:42]  Nice, this is the garage.
[00:21:44]  Yes, I'm making the gym.
[00:21:46]  Tomorrow they are delivering more things.
[00:21:48]  I'm working on it.
[00:21:50]  The people are coming in three days.
[00:21:52]  But I brought you also the lunch.
[00:21:55]  I'll go to the pants.
[00:21:56]  What is coming?
[00:21:57]  Into the tunnel?
[00:21:58]  Yes. Perfect.
[00:22:00]  It's the only thing that I can do in the last four hours.
[00:22:02]  So this is the one sheet.
[00:22:05]  How many bedrooms total?
[00:22:06]  Six master bedrooms plus stuff.
[00:22:09]  But I place you three new small beds for the camera guys.
[00:22:15]  Please don't tell me.
[00:22:16]  So this is the biggest one, but I think maybe we like more the one downstairs because of the shower.
[00:22:25]  Okay, beautiful.
[00:22:26]  I mean, I'm very happy.
[00:22:27]  It looks good to me.
[00:22:28]  The views in the morning, the views in the morning is amazing.
[00:22:30]  I bet.
[00:22:30]  When you woke up, there's a Victor Rush.
[00:22:32]  I'm still working on it.
[00:22:34]  Oh, if you open, yes.
[00:22:36]  I wanted to do the gym there.
[00:22:38]  Yeah, it's huge.
[00:22:38]  These are windows, yes?
[00:22:40]  Yes. And this is wardrobe?
[00:22:41]  When they were in this villa, I think they wanted to do a club here.
[00:22:44]  Because it doesn't make sense much, this room.
[00:22:47]  But, yeah.
[00:22:48]  So, is it one of the masters or the one downstairs?
[00:22:54]  Upstairs is only this room?
[00:22:56]  Yes. Upstairs is this room.
[00:23:01]  I need to bring furniture because I'm still working on it.
[00:23:08]  And you'll fill this up for us?

=== Cry Your Little Tears (02:16) ===

[00:23:10]  Yes, I will do it.
[00:23:12]  Because normally nobody uses area here.
[00:23:16]  Yeah, I want to put the SSC, but I'm still seeing this.
[00:23:21]  Every bookie, we get everything.
[00:23:23]  And I want to put some privacy here.
[00:23:26]  I want to put, like, some...
[00:23:27]  Should I do that again?
[00:23:30]  Yeah, some plans to have some privacy.
[00:23:36]  We need that, it's got all the characters.
[00:23:38]  I need it to fuck you up.
[00:23:39]  No, bro, you can't beat me.
[00:23:41]  Bro, when the dude comes, you're getting fucked up, bro.
[00:23:43]  The buttons have changed, everything.
[00:23:47]  When you hit the bar, the buttons are different.
[00:23:50]  Marcel doesn't take small jacks.
[00:23:51]  I don't take small jacks.
[00:23:53]  Especially when he wears a clean shirt.
[00:23:59]  It's alright.
[00:24:03]  It's alright.
[00:24:05]  It's okay.
[00:24:06]  It's okay.
[00:24:06]  Reminds me of jail.
[00:24:08]  It reminds me of jail.
[00:24:10]  This doesn't remind you of jail.
[00:24:13]  It does.
[00:24:14]  But, this is a good course for you to go and cry in after I fuck you up on the game.
[00:24:21]  Once I beat you on the game.
[00:24:23]  The game.
[00:24:24]  You come here and cry.
[00:24:26]  Cry your little tears with your little cups.
[00:24:29]  You can drink your tears.
[00:24:31]  I knew you were going to say that.
[00:24:33]  I knew it.
[00:24:34]  No, but what are we doing here?
[00:24:36]  Well, all I do is win.
[00:24:37]  How long did we have that car?
[00:24:39]  We're going to jail.
[00:24:42]  You will be a completely different person once you're not worried about money anymore.
[00:24:53]  You'll have a different vibe.
[00:24:54]  You'll go through the world differently.
[00:24:56]  That constant fear and anxiety will be gone from your eyes and your aura.
[00:25:00]  You can forget about the Lamborghinis.
[00:25:02]  You can forget about the private planes with five-course meals surfing the sky for you and your friends.
[00:25:06]  Forget all that.
[00:25:07]  What you really want is to be able to take care of your parents when they get old.
[00:25:11]  What you really want is to stop constantly worrying about the bills you have to pay.
[00:25:14]  What you want is to live a life where you don't have to be concerned that your dog gets sick because it's going to bankrupt you.
[00:25:20]  That is what you want.
[00:25:21]  That is the dream.
[00:25:22]  And you know what?
[00:25:23]  To achieve that dream, you don't have to go work at a gold mine.
[00:25:25]  You don't have to risk your life.