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April 15, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate

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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 109 - KNIFE CRIME ON MARS

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	Fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
	The future is AI and what's interesting about it is you're gonna have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is gonna get wrecked.
	Have-nots, have-yots.
	That's all it's going to be.
	AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it, and going to take more and more money from the Joe average.
	I'll do my job, and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
	Those people are long, long, long gone.
	Sorry, Ted.
	Sorry. And I'm genuinely making this video.
	I'm not trying to brag in any way.
	I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
	I can't afford it.
	But they're just, humans are ungrateful.
	The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
	And the machine doesn't even get paid!
	This is the future.
	I am the future.
	I'm living the future.
	I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
	And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
	You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
	You try your very best.
	To be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
	You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
	And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
	you.
	Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
	Sheer indistinguishability and unmatched perspective has made clear to public in all rounds of human development.
	When you are Top G, you are dangerous at everything.
	What the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're going to be like,"Oh, fuck this." No matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
	Even things I'm not good at.
	You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
	You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in the mean realm of human endeavors.
	Even things I don't yet know how to do.
	You do not want to compete with me in those things.
	That is why I am top G. That mentality you can expand on.
	It's taught.
	It's like a world.
	It's like a world.
	If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
	That's the greatest thing about being a man.
	As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension you automatically improve the lives of all your friends.
	Of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country, we radiate.
	As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
	I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
	My money is for everybody else.
	I'm the workhorse.
	All I do is work and give it away.
	Are you fucking serious?
	It's more about giving than receiving.
	But that's what life is like as a man.
	You give things.
	You make other people happy.
	That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people.
	It's all about other people when you're a full-grown man.
	That's just how it works.
	I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
	And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
	And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
	We need soldiers to fight for God.
	We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
	We need to be the resistance.
	This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier.
	By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus.
	I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
	I dedicate so much of my life to you guys.
	I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts.
	I dedicate so much of my life to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose.
	What else am I supposed to do?
	What else am I supposed to do?
	Some moron said to me, Andrew, what would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
	As if that's even possible.
	I am my father.
	They are my father.
	They are my children.
	They are me.
	How can they not be me?
	They have only been born to continue the Tate dynasty.
	That's why they exist.
	Yeah, but maybe they want to do other things.
	Want. Who is talking about want?
	There is duty.
	There is honor.
	There's things they must do.
	Who asks children what they want?
	Children don't want to do anything important.
	You must show them via discipline.
	You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants.
	That's how they grow into an amazing person.
	So then this clown said to me, well, so you're just having sons to be just like you?
	That's the only reason you want them?
	Yeah, basically.
	I mean, I'm not gonna live forever.
	Love is my link to the future.
	Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
	How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
	Think about that mindset.
	You have a finite number of human ears.
	You are going to die.
	That is guaranteed.
	There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
	They may not have kids at all.
	If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos.
	And they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
	No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
	I want to be insignificant.
	Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
	I'm one of those people who is bored and vanishes and is never discussed again.
	Are you fucking gay?
	Your primary objective as a man should be, during this lifetime, to leave a mark that would be discussed.
	Hopefully a positive one.
	That's your goal, right?
	Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing, everybody talks about your parents, everybody talks about your lineage, is to make children in your image.
	So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
	Your mindset, your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future.
	Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
	What else is the point of being alive?
	They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
	The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
	All you've ever wanted.
	Is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons?
	That's all you've ever wanted.
	And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that.
	And even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
	Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
	I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
	Are you gay?
	Are you gay?
	I'm asking you a serious question.
	Are you gay?
	What else are we alive for?
	What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark in the world?
	What's the point of any of it?
	And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
	Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
	I can only hope my children are as good as I am.
	Let alone better.
	Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are 10 Andrew Tates in the future?
	Not one, ten.
	Do you understand how important that is?
	I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform.
	People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
	They're going to put you in jail.
	If I shut up, I may not go to jail.
	But then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
	I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
	I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
	You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
	I'm afraid of eternal insignificance, which is fostered from cowardice.
	Because that is the life most of you men are living.
	You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
	And you are going to be forgotten.
	You are never going to be remembered.
	Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad.
	I have to try harder.
	Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
	That's the end of your bloodline, Globo Homo.
	It's unbelievable.
	You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially the masculine one.
	You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
	You want to work hard.
	You want to make money.
	You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
	You want to have children who respect you.
	You want to provide for all of them.
	You want to be feared by your opponents.
	You want to be respected by your allies.
	That's it.
	We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
	You can go to more places.
	You can do more activities.
	You can play video games.
	You can enter the metaverse.
	You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
	You can jerk off.
	You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
	And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
	Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
	Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
	You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
	You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
	When you stand up and say, I'm a man, and I'm a big, strong, competent man, and my woman's going to love me and respect me, and I'm going to protect and provide for her, and I will be obeyed because this is my household, and this is the tape name, and this is my creed, you're labeled misogynistic.
	Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me.
	They'll label you a terrorist.
	You're a terrible person.
	At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, At will.
	When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms, all with the goal of emptying out the cups.
	You are a glass, and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
	You have to be empty before you're filled up.
	Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
	Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
	Is it a woman coming up to you saying, It doesn't matter what you do.
	I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies.
	I just can't leave you.
	Does that happen to you ever?
	No. Does she even listen to you?
	No. Do your children look at you like a superhero?
	Do people fear you?
	What makes you happy?
	Video games, sports teams?
	Going to a concert?
	Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some horror everyone's fucked?
	Does that make you happy?
	Are you a man now?
	Are you a real G?
	Did you get a cigar?
	It's all fucking gay.
	This is why I quit drinking.
	People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
	Because I have things to do now.
	When I was younger, the world was a very different place.
	10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
	I don't feel like I've gotten older.
	I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
	And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable.
	You can feel it.
	You can smell it.
	You can touch it.
	All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war.
	I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything.
	And I spend most of my day training, making money, and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
	You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
	What are you doing with your time?
	You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
	What are you doing with your time?
	Be honest.
	Going to the bar.
	Whoa! A girl!
	If a girl isn't giving you children, she's not important.
	You don't need to talk to her.
	That's what she's for.
	She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
	That's what you need her for.
	And if she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
	You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
	And the beauty of it is you can't believe that these things are owed to you because they're not.
	The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
	People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them.
	It's true.
	Women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
	You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
	And you can make money, but you have to be that guy.
	And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy.
	Things have changed.
	The difficulty has been turned up.
	The winners will get higher scores than ever before.
	The losers will be decimated in real time.
	The Western world is collapsing.
	Slavery is coming for everybody.
	And you need to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indefensible enough to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
	And your primary objective should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
	My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements, but because of who I am.
	And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue.
	The most common question I get asked by men is,"Why am I unhappy?" And the answer isn't an answer they like, but I'm going to tell you all one more time.
	why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
	So,
	It's because you deserve it.
	It's because you're a loser.
	It's because you haven't tried hard enough.
	It's because you're not significant enough.
	Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
	Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
	You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
	You haven't achieved enough.
	Your name isn't respected.
	You're a fucking nobody.
	If I was you, I'd be unhappy too.
	And you deserve that unhappiness.
	And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
	If I am outworking you and I'm already at the top of the mountain, how do you expect to ever get up here?
	At the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you.
	I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
	I've got a huge head start.
	And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me, if they put me in jail, If they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me,
	I'm still that guy.
	It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
	that Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
	Get ready for war, gentlemen.
	The Tate brothers are here to stay.
	I lay my head by my pay stove and close my eyes and pray.
	These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the rock good whiskey makes the pain go weak.
	Many miles on these old roads, many miles, yeah.
	I've been running for so long, mama, if I slow down, I might wind up.
	You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
	You can take my bones and spill all my blood.
	You can light me up on fire.
	Spent battles in my eye.
	But you better run.
	Let me tell you, son.
	I'm a loaded gun.
	When his scars on his fat man.
	Not a tear in sight.
	Scalas hands brought it quick like lightning.
	And his pictures still drop it back.
	Power slap like the UFC.
	Power slap today, UFC tomorrow.
	Oh, it's a power slap today.
	Why do we have to go to a club?
	Look, I don't know, man.
	You're in your 20s.
	You love going to clubs.
	I don't.
	I mean, I'm old, man.
	I've done clubs.
	I've done every club, almost anywhere in the world.
	But you are my cousin.
	No, I don't want to go to the club.
	Listen, listen.
	I don't want to go.
	I think we should stay in the hotel.
	Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
	You twisted my fucking arm.
	It's the last time.
	I'm not twisting anything.
	But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
	I'm in.
	You're in.
	Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
	Oh, fine, Luke.
	You're a father.
	You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I. But we're good cousins.
	I don't want to go to the club.
	You're welcome, Luke.
	Don't worry.
	Write me a letter of thanks.
	Save your thank yous in the car.
	Stupid. Stupid.
	# What you call an icon of it?
	# The label, Miss Fish just did it.
	# Nylon cup for five minutes.
	Whoa, we up too hot in the business.
	#'Bout to make a movie independent.
	Ooh. # Need new trucks independent.
	Ooh. # I need you to listen to the vision.
	Ooh. # All your verses sound like dirty dishes.
	Ooh. # I'm about to clean'em in the kitchen.
	Ooh. # And we making money by the minute.
	Ooh. # I'm about to do it way different.
	God, love it.
	# I am just a icon living.
	I am just an icon living.
	# I-I-Icon living.
	Ooh. # I am just a icon living.
	I am just a I-I-Icon living.
	Ooh. I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace
	I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
	I am here and it's still flexing.
	I am just an icon.
	America, baby.
	Culture. I'm high style, cover five minutes.
	Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
	Last verse was before the award show.
	Icon tatted on my torso.
	Me and moi dipping in the Porsche, so what?
	I ain't even taking on torso, what?
	Uh, down.
	Last girl signed a divorce, so what?
	What? Look.
	We don't know no one like you.
	Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
	No eyes misfits, no typos.
	Look. Wait.
	We just wanna make you go psycho He said I would never fuck with Stiney again, then I want to give you enough The best thing about being in jail is that you were kept, walked away from it Yeah, he was terrified The first time, I know, no, I slept good in jail knowing you couldn't give me You never see me again,
	my man So I kinda wanna go back and make sure I'm safe You never see me again like that, you're not
	Different type of cockroach, right?
	He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
	Let's do a bet.
	I got my alligator shoes on.
	I'm a Stiney.
	I'm going to be honest with pineapple.
	No, no, no.
	That pineapple.
	Come on, bro.
	Come on, bro.
	on, bro.
	The career is my estate when you in your prime.
	Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line.
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	Insane bullshit.
	I didn't do it.
	Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
	The Matrix has attacked me.
	We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
	There's no evidence of crimes.
	They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
	They falsified evidence.
	The whole thing is garbage.
	What have they found on us?
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	Where's the victims and all this?
	The evidence was gathered illegally.
	Illegal wiretaps.
	False translations.
	Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
	There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
	There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
	There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
	There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
	There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
	This is a setup.
	It is done on purpose.
	And it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crime to slander our names.
	This is disgusting!
	My brother and I have always been innocent.
	We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
	The reason Trump is in office.
	The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
	The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
	The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
	It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
	Felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulder.
	They tried to get rid of us.
	They tried to make us suffer.
	Still standing?
	We are, aren't we?
	And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
	Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
	And in the end, when have we ever lost?
	Regardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
	Andrew and Trisante do not break.
	We do not fold.
	We've done nothing wrong.
	We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of head.
	We are ready to die together.
	We are ready to die.
	And I am outside of the forest.
	And I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
	The path is long.
	It is dangerous.
	You may hurt yourself.
	You may get caught.
	It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
	And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out.
	It is easy.
	If you believe them, try.
	But if it was true...
	If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
	Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
	Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
	If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
	I can't give you easy answers.
	I don't have them.
	I only have the hard answers.
	And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
	'Cause that's all I did.
	So that's all I know.
	It is go time.
	Today is go time.
	You either go now or you lose.
	But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
	Mastery is a funny thing.
	It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
	And with this great power comes great responsibility.
	And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
	I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
	So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful.
	Because when you have a lot of power...
	And somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol, and Extranite Lawrence, and you go to jail,
	and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down, the fact that you just pull it off every single time.
	That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
	So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
	Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
	However, I do like the idea of justice.
	I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
	It's not that I want to get revenge.
	It's not that I'm vengeful.
	It's that I just want things to be balanced.
	I just want justice.
	I just want it to be fair.
	We all want to live in a fair world, right?
	You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole and for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
	It's not about revenge.
	It's about justice.
	It's about balance.
	That's what it's about.
	As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
	Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
	My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in the Eastern European Gulag for something I did not do.
	And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided.
	to use these powers to seek justice.
	A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and they're like...
	I'm gonna learn how to fight.
	I'm gonna learn some new moves.
	It's not about that.
	It's about breaking you down.
	It's about you finding your own personal limits.
	and learning how to push beyond them.
	The golden age of America
	begins right now.
	I am so excited.
	For the next four years because it is winning time.
	It's gonna be fantastic for the winners.
	It's gonna be terrible for the losers.
	It is now a meritocracy.
	No more easy mode.
	No more games.
	No more sympathy.
	Nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing.
	Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
	Stay like that because I'm a winner.
	You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
	If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what?
	You're going to lose.
	You're going to hate the next four years.
	These next four years are for winners who want to win.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
	The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit.
	And dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
	That is gone.
	The garbage is over.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
	And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
	If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
	This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life this is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final the rich stay rich the poor stay poor if i were you i would take the energy from the monumental win from the comeback story from the victory arc take it deep inside of your heart implement it inside of your mind build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping prevents you from being lazy prevents you from giving up
	take all of these And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
	You You you you you you you
	You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
	Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
	The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
	It's knowing your way in.
	The real world is your way in.
	With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, The world didn't make me to be liked.
	It didn't make me to like anybody.
	It made me to piss everyone off.
	So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
	Under the horizon, y'all should runnin'down the stairs.
	Who the fuck won't work with me?
	Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
	Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
	My boy, Ryan.
	Just a fast hand.
	See if he can pull off here.
	See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
	Usually he does.
	Usually he does.
	It's going to be entertaining.
	I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
	We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
	We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
	I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than politics.
	You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
	Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
	The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
	It's knowing the way in.
	The real world is your way in.
	With 18 modern world creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking Join the real world today and start making money now.
	Mr. Loverman Shaba Mr. Loverman Mr. Loverman Shaba Mr. Loverman
	You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me?
	Do you know that I get thousands of email states from women who adore me?
	The amount of women who say you're a real man, you stick up for family values, you're a traditionalist, you sound like the exact kind of guy my dad wants you to be with, you sound like my dad and my brother.
	I get thousands of women who completely adore me.
	you again.
	When you guys try to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
	But, it's one of us.
	Lock him up.
	Go ahead, King.
	Where's the evidence?
	This is your chance.
	I always tell people who are close to you to resist the same mind.
	Everybody is awful these days.
	Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
	Nobody's civil anymore!
	I see so much pure evil The devil must be real if God must be real.
	Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
	Who made more money this year, us or you?
	Who had more attention this year?
	Whose opinion was more respected?
	Who made a greater dent in the matrix?
	Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
	You have to love the war.
	You have to love the war.
	People keep asking me about the trenches.
	They say,"Andrew, we want to go to war with you!
	Tell me what you're shooting.
	We want to join in." And I made it very clear to them, even better than telling you what I shoot, I'm going to teach you how to shoot.
	Inside of the real world, we are launching a DeFi campus which is designed to teach everybody how they could possibly make some money inside of the brutal player versus player environment that exists on the salon of blockchain.
	The trenches are player versus player.
	There's huge risk.
	You might die.
	You may not come back alive.
	So if you want to enter, you need to have the best possible chance, the best equipment, air support, artillery, radar, you name it, or you don't stand a chance.
	For this reason, we're going to be telling you which KOLs to follow, which volume books we use, how to get insider information, along with allowing you to join an army of other traders so that you can raid the enemy trenches at once.
	Don't you want every single possible competitive advantage?
	If you're going to enter the cage, you need to learn how to pot.
	You're going to learn war, you're going to learn how to shoot.
	If you're going to enter the trenches, you need to see my characters up in the real world.
	So, if you are serious about taking this risk, if you're serious about putting some of your money into high-risk investments, if you want to have a competitive advantage over everyone you're trying to take money from, you can get that inside of the DeFi campus of the real world.
	Listen up soldier, you've been sitting
	We've been on the sidelines long enough, watching others claim their fortune in the trenches.
	Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield.
	And every day, some don't make it back.
	But you're different.
	You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters.
	The trenches ain't pretty soldier.
	They're dark.
	They're brutal.
	And they separate the weak from the strong.
	So get off your ass!
	Grab your gear and prepare for glory.
	The trenches are calling.
	Will you answer?
	I'm pissed.
	We've had a good year, though, Andrew.
	And you know what?
	2025 is going to be an even better year.
	Me and you, we don't lose.
	You've been wasting all of 2024 jerking off watching TV, scrolling on TikTok reels, and messaging girls on Instagram who don't reply to you anymore because you're a fuck up.
	Fuck off!
	2024 was a very chaotic year, and so many things happened that you don't even remember most of them.
	We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now.
	The world is moving so quickly, and what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday.
	Time is flying.
	The world is speeding up.
	As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, As human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before.
	Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
	You'll be expected to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done.
	The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye.
	It is only going to get worse.
	2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life.
	After living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming.
	Although you can be happy a good year is coming, you cannot rest on your laurels and get lazy.
	You must make hay while the sun shines because a rainy day is sure to come again.
	This is the year for winners.
	It's going to get harder and harder for a loser to win.
	It's going to get easier and easier for a winner to win.
	So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories.
	Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, You're gonna realize how badly you monumentally failed, and the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year.
	You have wasted 2024.
	If I asked you to tell me what you have done in 2024, you couldn't name more than five things, and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all.
	But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try.
	And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life.
	That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner.
	2025, you should have a list which rivals ours.
	When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours and not feel a deep sense of shame without feeling a deep sting of regret for how you've wasted your time.
	You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
	is going to be pivotal and we're going to talk again exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
	Is that time?
	They just ain't the same for young Jameis to under.
	It all didn't make me to be liked.
	It didn't make me to like anybody.
	It made me to piss everyone off.
	So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
	Under the horizon, y'all should run a number.
	Who the fuck won't work with me?
	Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
	Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
	My boy, Ryan.
	Just a fast hand.
	Let's see if he can pull off here.
	See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
	Usually he does.
	Usually he does.
	It's going to be entertaining.
	I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
	We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
	We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
	I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than politics.
	You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
	Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
	The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck, it's knowing your way in.
	The real world is your way in.
	With 18 modern world creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, and live calls with direct feedback and guidance.
	Most hesitate, some act.
	For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
	Join the real world today and start making money now.
	Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
	The Matrix has attacked me.
	We were erected on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
	There's no evidence of crimes.
	They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
	They falsified evidence.
	The whole thing is garbage.
	What have they found on us?
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	Where's the victims of all this?
	The evidence was gathered illegally.
	Illegal wiretaps.
	False translations.
	Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
	Resist! There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
	There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
	There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
	There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
	There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
	This is a setup that is done on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander RNA.
	This is disgusting!
	My brother and I have always been innocent.
	We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
	The reason Trump is in office.
	The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
	The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
	The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
	It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
	They tried to get rid of us.
	They tried to make us suffer.
	Still standing?
	We are, aren't we?
	And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
	Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
	Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
	And in the end, when have we ever lost?
	Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
	Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
	We do not fold.
	We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
	We are ready tonight together.
	We are ready tonight.
	Living like this isn't an accident.
	The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
	The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
	The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
	This life is built, earned, One, but most people, they just watch.
	They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
	They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
	They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
	Because they never start.
	This is where you start.
	Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
	18 proven ways to make money online.
	From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
	Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
	No theory, just real strategies that work.
	A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
	Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
	Most people will sit and watch.
	You don't have to be most people.
	For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash.
	Join the real world today and start making money now.
	The golden age of America begins right now.
	I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
	It's gonna be fantastic for the winners.
	It's gonna be terrible for the losers.
	It is now a meritocracy.
	No more easy mode.
	No more games.
	No more sympathy.
	Nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing.
	Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
	Don't be like that because I'm a winner.
	You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
	If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
	You're going to lose.
	You're going to hate the next four years.
	These next four years are for winners who want to win.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
	The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
	That is gone.
	The garbage is over.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
	And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
	If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
	This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
	If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy,
	prevents you from giving up.
	Take all of the energy in from the universe.
	take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
	Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
	That's what we're going to do.
	That's why we're going to bust this
	case and you're gonna do the same thing and join us or you're gonna end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you oh you
	You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
	And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
	The path is long.
	It is dangerous.
	You may hurt yourself.
	You may get caught.
	It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
	And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out.
	It is easy.
	If you believe them, try.
	But if it was true...
	If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
	Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
	Surely, the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
	If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
	I can't give you easy answers.
	I don't have them.
	I only have the hard answers.
	And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking ass Get together and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
	Because that's all I did.
	So that's all I know.
	It is go time.
	Today is go time.
	You either go now or you lose.
	But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
	Dramatic music
	Guys, when they come to these events, they see training and I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves.
	It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
	It's about you finding your own personal limits.
	and learning how to push beyond them.
	Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
	Top G is a person who is capable of being able to do this.
	Sheer indefatigability, an unmatched first potassie made the feared opponent in all realms of freedom.
	When you are top of me, you are dangerous at every time.
	It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like,"Oh, fuck this." No, it doesn't matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
	Even things I'm not good at.
	You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to proceed.
	My sheer indefatigability.
	The fact that I never get tired.
	You add all this together.
	I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavors.
	Even things I don't yet know how to do.
	You do not want to compete with me in those things.
	That is why I am top chief.
	that mentality you can expand on it's taught it's up to forward
	Oh, I heard them.
	Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
	Get ready for war, gentlemen.
	The Tate brothers are here to stay.
	I lay my head by my pesto and close my eyes to pray.
	These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the right good whiskey make the pain go weak.
	Many miles on his old roads, many miles, yeah.
	I've been running for so long, but I may have slowed down my mind up, yeah.
	You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
	You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
	You can light me up on fire, spit battles in my eyes, but you better run.
	Let me tell you, son, I'm a loaded gun.
	Many scars on his bad man Not a tear in sight Scarlet's hands blow a quick line And his bloodshed eyes still sharp that night
	No, it's a power slap today and then club after power slap.
	Why do we have to go to a club?
	Look, I don't know, man.
	You're in your 20s.
	You love going to clubs.
	I don't.
	I mean, I'm old, man.
	I've done clubs.
	I've done every club almost anywhere in the world, but...
	You are my cousin.
	No, I don't want to go to the club.
	Listen, listen.
	I don't want to go.
	I think we should stay in the hotel.
	Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
	You twisted my fucking arm.
	This is the last time.
	I'm not twisting anything.
	But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
	I'm in.
	You're in.
	Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
	Oh, fine, Luke.
	You're a father.
	We're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit.
	And neither do I. But we're good cousins.
	I don't want to go to the club.
	You're welcome, Luke.
	Don't worry.
	Write me a letter of thanks.
	Save your thank yous.
	This is stupid.
	go. This is stupid.
	Nylon cup for five minutes.
	Whoa, we up too hot in the business.
	About to make a movie independent.
	Need new trucks independent.
	I need you to listen to the vision.
	All your verses sound like dirty dishes.
	I'm about to clean them in the kitchen.
	And we making money by the minute.
	I'm about to do a way different.
	I am just an icon living.
	I am just an icon living.
	I-I-icon living.
	I am just an icon living.
	I am just an icon living.
	I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace.
	It's wild, you can lie like a professor.
	I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
	I am near an innocent flesh.
	Culture! We don't know no one like you.
	Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
	No eyes misfits, no typos.
	Look. Wait.
	We just wanna make you go psycho He said I would never focus tiny again, then I want to be enough The best thing about being in jail is that you were kept walked away He was terrible.
	I might not know I slept good in jail though.
	He's good So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe
	He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
	Let's do a bet.
	I got my alligator shoes on.
	I'm a Stiney.
	I'm going to be honest.
	No, no, no.
	Who's getting laid tight?
	Come on, bro.
	Come on, baby.
	Come on, baby.
	on, baby.
	The career is more at stake when you in your prime Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line Living like this isn't an accident.
	The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
	The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
	The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
	This life is built, earned, One.
	But most people, they just watch.
	They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
	They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
	They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
	Because they never start.
	This is where you start.
	Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
	18 proven ways to make money online.
	From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
	Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
	No theory, just real strategies that work.
	A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
	Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
	Most people will sit and watch.
	You don't have to be most people.
	For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold, hard cash.
	Enjoy the real world today, and start making money now!
	If they lock me up to some
	Insane bullshit.
	I didn't do it.
	Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
	The Matrix has attacked me.
	We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
	There's no evidence of crimes.
	They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
	They falsified evidence.
	The whole thing is garbage.
	What have they found on us?
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	Where's the victims of all this?
	The evidence was gathered illegally.
	Illegal wiretaps.
	False translations.
	Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
	There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
	There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
	There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
	There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
	There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
	This is a setup that is done on purpose, and it's designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our name.
	My brother and I have always been innocent.
	We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
	The reason Trump is in office.
	The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
	The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
	The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
	It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
	They tried to get rid of us.
	They tried to make us suffer.
	Still standing?
	We are, aren't we?
	And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay for us.
	Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
	Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
	And in the end, when have we ever lost?
	Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
	Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
	We do not fold.
	We've done nothing wrong.
	We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
	We are ready to die together.
	We are ready to die.
	You're trapped in a forest.
	Surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
	And I am outside of the forest.
	And I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out.
	The path is long.
	It is dangerous.
	You may hurt yourself.
	You may get caught.
	It's difficult.
	But I can guarantee you it leads out.
	And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path and it just leads straight out.
	It is easy.
	If you believe them, try.
	But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
	Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
	Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
	If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
	I can't give you easy answers.
	I don't have them.
	I only have the hard answers.
	And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
	'Cause that's all I did.
	So that's all I know.
	It is go time.
	Today is go time.
	You either go now or you lose.
	But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
	Mastery is a funny thing.
	It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
	And with this great power comes great responsibility.
	And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
	I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
	So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful.
	Because when you have a lot of power...
	And somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol, and Extranite Lawrence, and you go to jail,
	and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down, the fact that you just pull it off every single time.
	That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
	So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
	Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
	However, I do like the idea of justice.
	I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
	It's not that I want to get revenge.
	It's not that I'm vengeful.
	It's that I just want things to be balanced.
	I just want justice.
	I just want it to be fair.
	We all want to live in a fair world, right?
	You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole and for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
	It's not about revenge.
	It's about justice.
	It's about balance.
	That's what it's about.
	As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
	Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
	My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
	And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided.
	to use these powers to seek justice.
	A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like...
	I'm gonna learn how to fight.
	I'm gonna learn some new moves.
	It's not about that.
	It's about breaking you down.
	It's about you finding your own personal limits.
	2, 3 And learning how to push beyond them The golden age
	of America Begins right now I am so excited
	For the next four years, because it is winning time.
	It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
	It's going to be terrible for the losers.
	It is now a meritocracy.
	No more easy mode.
	No more games.
	No more sympathy.
	Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
	Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
	I like that because I'm a winner.
	You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
	If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work and you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
	You're going to lose.
	You're going to hate!
	The next four years.
	These next four years are for winners who want to win.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
	The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit.
	And dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
	That is gone.
	The garbage is over.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
	And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
	If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
	This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
	This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
	If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
	Take it deep inside of your heart.
	Implement it inside of your mind.
	Build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
	Take all of the energy in from the universe.
	Take it in from God.
	Put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
	Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
	That's what we're going to do.
	That's why we're going to bust this game.
	And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
	Don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
	Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
	The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
	It's knowing your way in.
	The real world is your way in.
	With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, The world didn't make me to be liked.
	It didn't make me to like anybody.
	It made me to piss everyone off.
	So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
	Under the horizon, y'all should run in numbers.
	Who the fuck won't work with me?
	Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
	Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
	My boy Ryan.
	Mr. Fast Hands.
	Let's see if he can pull off here.
	See if he's got a fast mouth too.
	Usually he does.
	Usually he does.
	It's going to be entertaining.
	I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with those who have that type of conduct.
	We've yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
	We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
	I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the law.
	What about Trump?
	What about Trump?
	We don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, For less than $50,
	you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
	Join the real world today and
	making money now!
	You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me?
	Do you know that I get thousands of emails dating from women who adore me?
	The amount of women who say you're a real man, you stick up for family values, you're traditionalist, you sound like the exact kind of guy my dad wants you to be with, you sound like my dad and my brother.
	I get thousands of women who completely adore me.
	I get thousands of women who
	are living in love.
	I get thousands of women who are living
	in love.
	I always tell people you're close to me to resist the same mind.
	Everybody is awful these days.
	Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
	Nobody's civil anymore!
	I see so much pure evil The devil must be real as God must be real.
	Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
	Who made more money this year, us or you?
	Who had more attention this year?
	Whose opinion was more respected?
	Who made a greater dent in the matrix?
	Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
	You have to love the war!
	People keep asking me about the trenches.
	They say,"Andrew, we want to go to war with you!
	Tell me what you're shooting.
	We want to join in." And I made it very clear to them, even better than telling you what I shoot, I'm going to teach you how to shoot.
	Inside of the real world, we are launching a DeFi campus which is designed to teach everybody how they could possibly make some money inside of the brutal player-versus-player environment that exists on the salon of blockchain.
	The trenches are player-versus-player.
	There's huge risk.
	You might die.
	You may not come back alive.
	So if you want to enter, you need to have the best possible chance, the best equipment, air support, artillery, radar, you name it, or you don't stand a chance.
	For this reason, we're going to be telling you which KOLs to follow, which volume box we use, how to get insider information, along with allowing you to join an army of other traders so that you can raid the enemy trenches out What?
	Don't you want every single possible competitive advantage?
	If you're going to enter the cage, you need to learn how to pot.
	If you're going to learn war, you need to learn how to shoot.
	If you're going to enter the trenches, you need to be by a campus of the real world.
	So, if you are serious about taking this risk, if you're serious about putting some of your money into high-risk investments, if you want to have a competitive advantage over everyone you're trying to take money from, you can get that inside of the T-Pi campus of the real world.
	music Hear that?
	music You gotta let your hair flow music And that drop top music That's that funky
	right there music Take that music Listen up soldier You've been sitting on the sidelines long enough.
	Watching others claim their fortune in the trenches.
	Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield.
	And every day, some don't make it back.
	But you're different.
	You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters.
	The trenches ain't pretty soldier.
	They're dark.
	They're brutal.
	And they separate the weak from the strong.
	So get off your ass.
	Grab your gear.
	And prepare for glory.
	The trenches are calling.
	Will you answer?
	I'm pissed.
	We've had a good year, though, Andrew.
	And you know what?
	2025 is going to be an even better year.
	Me and you, we don't lose.
	You've been wasting all of 2024 jerking off watching TV, scrolling on TikTok reels, and Messenger girls on Instagram, we don't reply to you anymore because you're a fuck-up.
	2024 was a very chaotic year and so many things happened that you don't even remember most.
	We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now.
	The world is moving so quickly.
	And what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday.
	Time is flying.
	The world is speeding up.
	As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, As human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before.
	Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
	You'll be expected to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done.
	The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye.
	It is only going to get worse.
	2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life.
	After living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming.
	Although you can be happy a good year is coming, you cannot rest on your laurels and get lazy.
	You must make hay while the sun shines because a rainy day is sure to come again.
	This is the year for winners.
	It's going to get harder and harder for a loser to win.
	It's going to get easier and easier for a winner to win.
	So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories.
	Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, You're going to realize how badly you monumentally failed, and the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year.
	You have wasted 2024.
	If I asked you to tell me what you have done in 2024, you couldn't name more than five things, and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all.
	But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try.
	And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life.
	That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner.
	2025, you should have a list which rivals ours.
	When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours and not feel a deep sense of shame without feeling a deep stain of regret for how you've wasted your time.
	You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
	is going to be pivotal.
	And we're going to talk again exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
	Is that time?
	They say the same for young Jameis to under me.
	The world didn't make me to be liked.
	He didn't make me to like anybody.
	He made me to piss everyone off.
	So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
	Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
	My boy, Ryan.
	Just a fast hand.
	See if he can pull off here.
	See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
	Usually he does.
	Usually he does.
	It's gonna be entertaining.
	I do know our Attorney General is looking at what state and jurisdiction of any crime in our lives ever.
	We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
	I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the law.
	You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
	Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
	Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
	This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
	While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
	Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
	The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
	It's knowing the way in.
	The real world is your way in.
	With 18 modern world creation methods, millions I didn't do it.
	Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
	The Matrix has attacked me.
	We're arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
	There's no evidence of crimes.
	They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
	They falsified evidence.
	The whole thing is garbage.
	What have they found on us?
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	Where's the victims and all this?
	The evidence was gathered illegally.
	Illegal wiretaps.
	False translations.
	Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
	There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
	There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
	There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
	There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
	There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
	This is a setup.
	It is on purpose.
	And it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our names.
	This is disgusting!
	My brother and I have always been innocent.
	We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
	The reason Trump is in office.
	The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
	The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
	The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
	It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
	Felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulders.
	They tried to get rid of us.
	They tried to make us suffer.
	Still standing?
	We are, aren't we?
	I promise you.
	Now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
	Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
	Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
	And in the end, when have we ever lost?
	At the harvest of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
	Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
	We do not fold.
	We've done nothing wrong.
	We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
	We are ready to die together.
	We are ready to die.
	Living like this isn't an accident.
	The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
	The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
	The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
	This life is built, earned, won.
	But most people, they just watch.
	They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
	They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
	They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
	Because they never start.
	This is where you start.
	Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
	18 proven ways to make money online.
	From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
	Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
	No theory, just real strategies that work.
	A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
	Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
	Most people will sit and watch.
	You don't have to be most people.
	For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn
	Join the real world today and start making money now.
	The golden age of America begins right now.
	I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
	It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
	It's going to be terrible for the losers.
	It is now a meritocracy.
	No more easy mode.
	No more games.
	No more sympathy.
	Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
	Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
	I like that because I'm a winner.
	You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
	If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to You have no motivation, and you're tired.
	Guess what?
	You're going to lose.
	You're going to hate the next four years.
	These next four years are for winners who want to win.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
	The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
	That is gone.
	The garbage is over.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
	And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
	If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
	This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
	This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final.
	The rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
	If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
	Take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
	Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood.
	'Cause that's what Trump did and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
	That's what we're gonna do.
	That's why we're gonna bust this case.
	And you're either going to do the same thing and join us, or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
	Oh, fuck.
	You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
	And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out.
	The path is long, it is dangerous.
	You may hurt yourself, you may get caught.
	It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
	I know an easy path and it just leads straight out.
	It is easy.
	If you believe them, try.
	But if it was true...
	If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
	Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
	Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard!
	If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there!
	I can't give you easy answers.
	I don't have them.
	I only have the hard answers.
	And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, And start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
	Because that's all I did.
	So that's all I know.
	It is go time.
	Today is go time.
	You either go now or you lose.
	But truthfully is go time gentlemen.
	A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves.
	It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
	It's about you finding your own personal limits.
	and learning how to push beyond them.
	Music
	Top G is an individual who is capable in all routes, as my
	said.
	Sheer indistinguishability, an unmatched perfect capacity, a feared opponent in all kinds of community members.
	When you are top-deaf, you are dangerous at everything.
	No matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're going to be like,"Oh, fucks it." No matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
	Even things I'm not good at, you know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to proceed, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
	You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
	Even things I don't know yet, I don't yet know how to do.
	You do not want to compete with me in those things.
	That is why I am top chief.
	That mentality you can expand on, it's taught in the world.
	Music
	Oh, I heard that Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. I think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
	Get ready for war, gentlemen.
	The Tate brothers are here to stay.
	I lay my head by my pay stove, and close my eyes to pray.
	These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the rock good whiskey made the pain go weak.
	Many miles on these old roads, many miles, yeah.
	I've been running for so long, but I may have been slowed down to my wind up, yeah.
	You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
	You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
	You can light me up on fire, spit petals in my eye, but you better run.
	Let me tell you, son, I'm a loaded gun.
	When his car's on his bed, man, not a tear in sight, Scarra's hands boling quick like lightnin'and his bloodshot eyes still sharp at
	night.
	UFC. Power slap today, UFC tomorrow.
	No, it's power slap today, and then club after power slap.
	Why do we have to go to a club?
	Look, I don't know, man.
	You're in your 20s.
	You love going to clubs.
	I don't.
	I mean, I'm old, man.
	I've done clubs.
	I've done every club, almost anywhere in the world.
	But you are my cousin.
	No, I don't want to go to the club.
	Listen, listen.
	I don't want to go.
	I think we should stay in the hotel.
	Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
	You twisted my fucking arm.
	It's the last time.
	I'm not twisting anything.
	But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
	I'm in.
	You're in.
	Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
	Oh, fine, Luke.
	You're a father.
	You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit.
	And neither do I. But we're good cousins.
	I don't want to go to the club.
	You're welcome, Luke.
	Don't worry.
	Write me a letter of thanks.
	Save your thankings for the club.
	That's stupid.
	you call an icon living?
	I saw the record label, Ms. Fish just did it Nylon cup for five minutes Woah, we are too hot in the business'Bout to make a movie independent Need new trucks independent I need you to listen to the vision All your verses sound like dirty dishes I'm about to clean'em
	in the kitchen And we making money by the minute I'm about to do a way different I am just an icon living I am just an icon living I-I-Icon living I am just an icon living I am just a I, I,
	I, I, I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace
	I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher, stretcher.
	I am here and it's still flesh.
	I am just an icon.
	America, baby.
	Culture. I'm high style, cover five minutes.
	Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
	Last verse was before the award show.
	Icon tatted on my torso.
	Me and moi dipping in the torso.
	I ain't even taking on torso.
	Last girl signed a divorce.
	Now I'm focusing.
	We about to all blow up.
	We just trying to make the The whole crowd go lush, right?
	Look, we don't know no one like you.
	Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
	No eyes, misfits, no typos.
	No, wait, we just wanna make you go psycho.
	Before he came here and said, he said I will never fuck with Stiney again,'cause I don't wanna get beat enough.
	The best thing about being in jail was knowing that you were kept locked away from me.
	Yeah, he was terrified.
	First time, no, no, I slept good in jail knowing you couldn't get me.
	You never see me again, okay?
	So I kinda wanna go back and make sure I'm safe.
	You never see me again like that, scared up.
	Different type of cockroach, right?
	He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
	Let's do a bet.
	I got my alligator shoes on.
	I'm a Stiney.
	I'm going to be honest.
	No, no.
	That pineapple.
	Come on, bro.
	on, bro.
	The career is more at stake when you in your prime.
	Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line.
	Living like this isn't an accident.
	The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
	The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
	The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
	This life is built, earned, won.
	But most people, they just watch.
	They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
	They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
	They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
	Because they never start.
	This is where you start.
	Inside the real world.
	You'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
	18 proven ways to make money online.
	From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
	Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
	No theory, just real strategies that work.
	A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
	Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
	Most people will sit and watch.
	You don't have to be most people.
	For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash.
	Enjoy the real world today and start making money now.
	If they lock me up to some place,
	Insane bullshit.
	I didn't do it.
	Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
	The Matrix has attacked me.
	We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
	There's no evidence of crimes.
	They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
	They falsified evidence.
	The whole thing is garbage.
	What have they found on us?
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	Where's the victims and all this?
	The evidence was gathered illegally.
	Illegal wiretaps.
	False translations.
	Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
	There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
	There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
	There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
	There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
	There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
	There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
	This is a setup that has gone on purpose, and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our names.
	This is disgusting!
	My brother and I have always been innocent.
	We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
	The reason Trump is in office.
	The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
	The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
	The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
	It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
	They tried to get rid of us.
	They tried to make us suffer.
	Still standing?
	We are, aren't we?
	And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
	Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
	And in the end, when have we ever lost?
	Regardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
	Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
	We do not fold.
	We've done nothing wrong.
	We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of head.
	We are ready to die together.
	We are ready to die.
	And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
	The path is long.
	It is dangerous.
	You may hurt yourself.
	You may get caught.
	It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
	And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know any.
	If you believe them, try.
	But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
	Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
	Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
	If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
	I can't give you easy answers.
	I don't have them.
	I only have the hard answers.
	And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
	Because that's all I did.
	So that's all I know.
	It is go time.
	Today is go time.
	You either go now or you lose.
	But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
	Mastery is a funny thing.
	It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
	And with this great power comes great responsibility.
	And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
	I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
	So it's for this reason I try my very best Not to be vengeful.
	Because when you have a lot of power, and somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol,
	and extradite warrants, and you go to jail, and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down.
	The fact that you just pull it off every single time.
	That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
	So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
	Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
	However, I do like the idea of justice.
	I think that The moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
	It's not that I want to get revenge.
	It's not that I'm vengeful.
	It's that I just want things to be balanced.
	I just want justice.
	I just want it to be fair.
	We all want to live in a fair world, right?
	You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole.
	And for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this...
	A calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
	It's not about revenge.
	It's about justice.
	It's about balance.
	That's what it's about.
	As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
	Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
	My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European Gulag for something I did not do.
	And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
	of guys from the
	They come to these events, they see training, and I'm going to learn how to fight, I'm going to learn some new moves.
	It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
	It's about you finding your own personal limits.
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	The golden age of America begins
	now.
	I'm so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
	It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
	It's going to be terrible for the losers.
	It is now a meritocracy.
	No more easy mode.
	No more games.
	No more sympathy.
	Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
	Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
	I like that.
	Because I'm a winner.
	You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser.
	Because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
	If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what?
	You're going to lose.
	You're going to hate!
	The next four years.
	These next four years are for winners who want to win.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
	The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
	That is gone.
	The garbage is over.
	Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
	And if you're a winner, You should be excited.
	If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
	This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
	This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
	If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a That's what we're going to do.
	That's why we're going to bust this case.
	And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed.
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	Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
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	My boy Ryan.
	Just a fast hands.
	Let me see if he can pull off here.
	See if he's got a fast mouth too.
	Usually he does.
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	I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
	We've yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
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	So, Tristan.
	No, no, no, no.
	Don't start.
	You won't tell me what this emergency meeting is about.
	It's called Knife Crime on Mars.
	I have no idea what that means.
	Usually we meet about 10-20 minutes before and we say, what are we going to talk about?
	And you've been smiling at me and pointing up at the sky.
	So why don't you give me a briefing as to what we're actually going to do in the emergency meeting and what we're actually going to cover because I have no topics written down on my screen.
	Well... I think the whole world knows that you are one of the most respected and accredited experts on interplanetary crime.
	And when it comes to Mars, you're probably the first person that people would want to talk to to understand the intricacies of social dynamics on a foreign celestial body.
	So for that reason, I thought it'd be very interesting that I get you as the expert here.
	And I prepared a list of questions about Mars that you are going to have to answer.
	However, if you get any of them wrong, you are eternally a faggot.
	That's today's emergency meeting.
	Question one.
	Do I have to do this?
	Question one.
	Elon's intention is to use the Neuralink chip to finally download consciousness so that he can live forever.
	And he will be the forever ruler of Mars, which he populated.
	Like the wizard in The Wizard of Oz, he's going to be inside of one of his Tesla machines with Elon Musk's consciousness from a Neuralink chip taken from his brain in 3,000 years, running the new Mars colony.
	Okay. What are you going to do about that?
	Well, I'm not going to do very much about it.
	If that's his intention, I wish him the best of luck.
	I, Tristan Tate...
	I'm not going to try to help him, stop him.
	I don't know why you're asking me this.
	I don't know what this has to do with anything that we ever talk about.
	So just to confirm to everyone at home, you intend to do nothing.
	We have a billionaire.
	The most rich man on this planet.
	Perhaps one of the most powerful with the most advanced technology who's going to download his consciousness into a robot that he owns and send it on his rocket to...
	Rule over the future colony of previously humans, soon to be Martians, living on the first foreign celestial body ever populated by human beings.
	Okay. And he is going to be the forever leader god.
	Okay. And you're going to do, you Tristan Tate, you are now telling the audience at home that you intend to do nothing.
	In fact, I fully support him because if you have forever Elon, then you won't get temporary Mars, Camilla, or Hillary.
	So it's not a bad system.
	So you're on his team?
	Yes. Okay, guys, write this down.
	Tristan's on Elon's team.
	Yes. So it turns out you have no intention of trying to stop this madman.
	No. Neither do you.
	You know, you shouldn't point fingers.
	Perhaps this entire emergency meeting is about my plan to prevent this from happening.
	Because I have a strong suspicion, Tristan, That when we go to Mars, it's going to be very much like when the English went to America.
	I'm not going to Mars.
	No, but for a while, the Martians are going to cooperate with the Earthlings.
	Okay. And provide them with what they need until eventually they say, fuck the crown!
	I don't actually think Earth needs much from Mars.
	Interesting. As an expert on Mars, can you enlighten everyone at home on why the people of Earth would not need anything from Mars?
	I feel like the shipments would be going one way, essentially.
	I don't think Mars has anything.
	They've analyzed Mars soil.
	The caps are just made of carbon dioxide.
	Unless they find something insane, like uranium in massive quantities, which they won't and they haven't.
	So you said there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars?
	Clarify! You're saying there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars?
	Yeah, as I understand it, and I'm not an expert on Mars.
	Then why the fuck we going, you colossal cunt?
	Why the fuck?
	When we build a rocket and go all the way up there, people would risk their lives to go fucking become Martians if we're not going to gain anything at all.
	This is because you are in cahoots.
	You're in cahoots with Elon, who intends on being forever leader by uploading his consciousness to one of his Tesla cyber robots.
	And I want everyone at home to know that you, along with your dickhead cousin, lacking his space suit, have been discovered.
	You have been found out.
	And this emergency meeting is to tar and feather you as the piece of shit you are.
	I'm going to ensure these clips go as viral as possible.
	You're in on the scam.
	I like the scam.
	The scheme.
	And I know very well what's going to happen.
	When the Martians finally get tired of listening to the Earthlings, like the Americans got tired of listening to the British, there'll be an interplanetary space war.
	That's what's going to happen when we try and tax their tea.
	And when that space war happens and fucking children die, it's because of people like you and my cousin.
	And your cousin.
	Alright, next question.
	Do you admit everything I've said so far is true?
	Sure, whatever.
	So you admit it?
	Yeah. What happens when the Martians no longer feel like Earth is home?
	You know?
	How does cultural and psychological detachment from Earth evolve after three or four generations?
	Will Earth become more mythological than a real place to the Martian descendants?
	Won't they see themselves as people of Mars, from Mars, and have very little interest in the Earthlings, and perhaps very significant cultural differences?
	As an expert on Mars, can you please tell us, the people at home, how this is going to affect the future relations between the two planets, considering that after three or four generations, the Martians are no longer going to feel like Earthlings?
	Yeah, I don't think it's going to matter that much because when Mars becomes self-sustaining...
	Then... I don't think they're gonna...
	Earth isn't gonna need much from Mars, and if Mars can sustain itself, it's not gonna need much from Earth.
	Oh, do you hear that, guys?
	The expert says it doesn't fucking matter.
	Don't worry about it.
	It's just the biggest cultural shift in history.
	It's just humanity splintering in two to the end of space-time on different celestial bodies.
	No, it doesn't matter.
	It's the first time ever humans are going to go anywhere and they're going to stop talking to us and it doesn't matter at all.
	Is that your fucking answer?
	I know you've written some real topics.
	Is that your answer that it doesn't matter?
	That the people we send to Mars, that we invent the technology to get them there, eventually fucking betray us?
	And stop listening to the Earthlings like the Americans betrayed the British.
	And the Australians and the Canadians.
	They're going to betray the crown.
	And you're saying it doesn't matter at all.
	You thought the New World losing America was bad.
	What's going to happen when the Earthlings lose Mars?
	Nothing. Are you telling me that this just doesn't matter to you?
	No, it doesn't.
	So as an expert on Mars, this doesn't matter to you?
	No. At all?
	No. Guys at home, write this down.
	Once again, Tristan has failed to show common decency, to show intellect, to show respect, to be humble, He has failed us.
	You were invited on here as an expert.
	A topical expert.
	And so far, all you've said is, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
	What's your next question?
	You are a fuck-up!
	And what is your next question about Martians?
	How do Martians redefine what it means to be human?
	Because with the potential biological adaptations, e.g.
	lower gravity, limited sunlight, and an altered circadian rhythm, Will Martians eventually see themselves as a brand new branch of humanity or perhaps a completely different species altogether?
	What do you think about this and how does it affect you and I and the people who are watching this emergency meeting today?
	Well that's actually a very interesting question because I imagine although adaptations will happen like lower bone density, the idea of natural selection is driven by a higher mortality rate in those who are unwilling to or unable to adapt and survive.
	So typically if we went to Mars and there was a breeding population but we had no human technology, those who couldn't bear the gravity, those whose circulatory systems weren't adapting very well would die and the people more adapted would give birth and give rise to the next generation.
	And therefore you'd have people more suited to the planet Mars.
	I imagine with all of the advanced technology and the cost involved in sending people to the planet that you would have a system where you'd get very little death.
	By accident and death, by early death.
	I feel like everybody who goes to Mars is going to have the best Medicare that exists and that we can get to the planet.
	So they're all going to live to breeding age.
	And we're not going to have the forces of natural selection that worked on this planet before humans invented technology.
	So that is a very interesting question.
	And it's going to settle the big argument of, is evolution by natural selection something that happens by its own system?
	Or is evolution by natural selection in Charles Darwin's work completely wrong?
	And will humans naturally adapt to their environment without the need of inferior genes passing out?
	So that's a very important question.
	It doesn't fucking matter!
	Stop asking me about fucking Mars!
	Ask me something else!
	So because of the lower gravity, you'd agree that they would be taller, yes?
	No, I'm saying if...
	I'm just asking, are the Martians over time with lower gravity probably going to be taller than...
	Earthlings. Taller and slimmer, I'd imagine, yeah.
	So you're saying they're going to be huge?
	No. So there's an alien race of huge monsters run by you and Elon, which intend on betraying Earth.
	Confirm? Tristan, this is an emergency meeting.
	This is important.
	I just want everyone at home to know when this happens, when the Martians finally attack Earth with their space lasers, they can find this video and play it back.
	From the year 2025 when I identified the future problems.
	There is no possible chance that the Martians across three to four generations stay in good standing with the Earthlings.
	It's just going to be like America and England.
	They're going to fall out.
	They're going to argue.
	There's going to be some bullshit leader on Earth who tells the Martians to send them red dirt.
	And the Martians will say, fuck you.
	And there's going to be a space war.
	And people are going to die.
	There's going to be space refugees and space corpses.
	And there's going to be space craters around all of the planets because of the space weapons.
	And I'm trying to save people's lives here.
	And all I'm asking from you...
	It's to have a little bit of fucking human decency and to give a fuck.
	But the metaphysical argument...
	To give a shit!
	The metaphysical argument that you brought up two questions ago would stress if Earthlings are Earthlings and we are people, are Martians, after their biological adaptations to the planet, are they really the same species as us at all?
	In which case, why don't we just nuke them all?
	Send people to space, build a big city, thrive, do Elon's plan, nuke it.
	So you've now changed teams.
	No, I'm just giving the Earth things advice.
	No, because you said that the Martians were going to be super tall and big.
	Yes, but...
	And that they're allowed to ignore us because they're a different species.
	But now you're saying Earth things...
	But they wouldn't be able to come to Earth because their bone density would be lower.
	You're saying we should nuke them all.
	Yeah, nuke the Martians is my...
	I'm going to be a Nuke the Martians t-shirt.
	Write this down.
	Can someone make a Nuke the Martians t-shirt for TopG.com, please?
	Thank you.
	Interesting. It's interesting how quickly you change teams.
	You know, some would say that you're fickle and you lack loyalty.
	But, you know, it's fine.
	We'll get to it at the bottom.
	You just switch to Earth, Mars, Jupiter.
	What next?
	The moon?
	Is your next question about Mars?
	Who controls history on Mars?
	And what history gets taught?
	Will the Martian educational center around Earth's historical struggles?
	or will they create an entirely new mythos focused on survival colonization and space-bound evolution e.g do the people on mars need to learn about world war ii or will they have a whole different branch of history focused on the fact that history began when they went to mars and
	all of the struggles that they went through before the eventual space war which resulted in the trillions of deaths that you so that you're so excited for
	I imagine some people will go to Mars and teach history.
	Who? Name one.
	No, name a guy.
	Name someone on Mars who teaches history.
	Another lie from Tristan.
	Write this down.
	Nuke the Martians.
	Tristan's a liar.
	Two t-shirts on topg.com.
	Thank you very much.
	I asked you a very specific question, dipshit.
	Are they going to teach Earth history or are they going to start a whole new version?
	I have a question for you about Mars.
	I want to say something first.
	I have a question for you about Mars.
	I haven't even said anything this whole thing to me.
	I'm going to leave the stage.
	No, I'm going to say something first.
	No, I'm going to say something first.
	I am on Team Earth.
	Because you know why, Tristan?
	I've only ever lived on Earth, and I'm loyal.
	I'm like you, who wants to fucking change teams and go to Mars.
	I've never gone to space.
	If you ask me to go to space, guess what I'd say?
	I'd say no.
	The chat's saying you're trying to get me to leave.
	I'd say no.
	And it's working.
	I'm a real Earth nigger.
	Topg.com, real Earth nigger t-shirt.
	I'm a real Earth nigger.
	I'm staying right here where I was born.
	I ain't going anywhere.
	You are so desperate to change planets.
	It's fucking embarrassing.
	Is your next question also about Mars?
	I have a question about Mars.
	I thought you were an expert.
	Why do you have questions?
	That you should send people to Mars all practicing the exact same religion to see if the religion evolves or changes as and when they go to Mars?
	Or do you think you should send an ethnic variety of different religions to Mars so there could be some sort of Martian holy war and they kill each other?
	I'll tell you what.
	You're supposed to be the expert, but you clearly don't know shit.
	Even though I am on Team Earth, I'm going to answer the question.
	For you.
	Those Martians should do as we fucking say.
	Now listen.
	You're going to have to listen to the Earthlings because we put you there.
	So we're going to put them on Mars.
	We need to keep our sights focused on them.
	We need to make sure that we have them in the sniper range permanently.
	Slow down the orbit of Mars around the sun so we can always hit them with our photon torpedoes.
	And them niggers need to listen to us.
	One in the chat if the Martians need to listen to us on Earth.
	I ain't having no motherfucking tall-ass Martian bitch up there.
	Oh, my dad was born on Mars.
	I was born on Mars.
	Tristan said I'm cool.
	You're all fucking geeks.
	Fuck all you.
	Why? Who even goes to Mars to live in a fucking pond like a homo?
	Nuclear landmines underneath.
	Gay sex only.
	Gay sex only.
	No, don't try and change teams.
	Gay sex only on Mars.
	Tristan, you have to stay.
	I'm not done.
	You are the leading expert on Martian questions.
	You're one of the world's leading experts.
	You cannot let down the viewers of this emergency meeting.
	Okay, the next question will not be about Mars.
	Okay.
	It's about Martians.
	Can Martians afford to believe in individualism?
	Given the hostile environment and fragile infrastructure, will Martian society naturally veer towards collectivism, enforce rules, or even AI-assisted governance out of necessity?
	What do you think, Tristan?
	Don't know.
	You're an expert.
	Yeah, I know.
	You wouldn't understand the answer.
	I brought you on this show as you are an expert.
	On all things Martian.
	You wouldn't understand.
	That is why you're on their team, and you have betrayed the humans of Earth.
	Can you answer the fucking question?
	But thinking about it, your question about adaptation, couldn't we just genetically modify humans to better suit the environment on Mars?
	Oh, so these tall Martians are going to be genetically modified?
	Interesting. Tell us more.
	I feel like that is the solution.
	Rather than waiting 7,000 generations to answer a question, which is going to be a pointless experiment, which leads to a mass loss of life and death of the people who are living on Mars, couldn't we just genetically engineer them with the bone density they need, the muscle density they need,
	the height they need, and just create humans that better suit the Martian environment?
	With today's science, even in 2025, that is absolutely feasible.
	So I feel like that's the...
	As an expert on Mars, I know that that's the direction that we are going to take.
	Yeah, but that's the physical differences.
	I'm asking if they're going to believe in individualism or, because they need to survive, will individualism be replaced by the collectivism?
	Basically, will Mars become a communist shithole?
	What do you have to do exactly as you're told?
	Because if you don't maintain the pump...
	Listen, Tristan, I know your fucking dream.
	Tristan, I know your dream.
	If I can't speak, I'm leaving.
	There's going to be a shipwreck syndrome, where at the very beginning, the collectivism is going to be how they function.
	However, if by 2050 we have a functioning city of a million people, like Elon wants, on the city of Mars, there's going to be a lot more room for individualism as things like recreation and stuff come in.
	Listen, I know what your dream is.
	Your dream...
	Is everyone on Mars and Earth gone?
	No. What you've been working for your entire life, since the second I remember you being born, all you have ever talked about is the collectivism and communism you want to instill and bestow among the Martians.
	I've never once...
	Tristan, there is nothing you talk about more than trying to instill collectivism and communism on the Martians.
	You know what you want?
	You want some little Martian...
	Oh, sorry.
	Tall Martian, sitting somewhere in the corner of a bubble, pressing a pump up and down, otherwise everyone just asphyxiates and dies.
	That's exactly what, that's your fucking dream!
	For some little man to sit there, on Mars, pumping the little pump.
	Because he has to because it's communism.
	Otherwise, he gets shot in the head with a space laser so that everyone else can do their own little jobs and have a nice little utopia and you can sit there with Elon and he has to sit there and pump the little pump all day fucking long.
	That is all you've ever fucking talked about.
	It's all you've ever fucking wished for is to make communism on Mars so some guy has to sit there and pump the air.
	Admit it!
	Admit what you've done.
	Admit what you've done.
	You've been exposed, sir.
	The purpose of this emergency meeting is to expose you.
	Since you were a toddler, all you have ever talked about.
	You know what?
	I think our whole brotherhood, the jail, the getting rich, the working together, living together, all of it was just a facade.
	For you to cover for this exact moment so at the ripe age of 38 I am forced to sit next to you and discover that your wet dream is to instill communism on Mars so a little fucking Martian has to pump a pump so everyone can breathe.
	That is all you've ever been fucking trying to do this entire time.
	You have hoodwinked me.
	You are a charlatan, sir.
	Everything you have ever done ever has led to this.
	How does a Martian child Understand the concept of nature.
	Raised in biodomes and synthetic environments, what will trees, oceans, or wildlife mean to a child born on Mars?
	How does this create an entirely new spiritual or philosophical framework?
	Can you tell us at home, as an expert on Mars, can you please tell the people at home, how?
	Nature will be understood on Mars, considering that your fucking wet dream's gonna come true, and they're all gonna live in biodomes, everyone's gonna walk around with a dildo, everyone's gonna be gay, and they're all gonna sit around in a communist utopia, and I know the song, Tristan.
	Don't think I haven't heard you singing the song late at night.
	You can swear at me all you want.
	I've heard you singing the song late at night.
	We are Martians, we are Martians, we are gay, we are gay.
	I've heard it.
	The whole house has fucking heard it.
	You've been exposed, sir.
	Everyone knows exactly what you've been fucking singing and dreaming of.
	Communism! Communism!
	Tristan, can you answer the fucking question and get serious?
	If that's a serious question, I would imagine that humans would learn about their nature from their own origins and our place within it.
	They will learn about the origins of humanity and how we fit into an ecological society which created us in terms of what we ate, where we went, how we developed, what we're good at.
	What other animals are good at, what our advantages were, what our disadvantages were.
	On Mars, which is a completely barren landscape where there are no other living life forms besides the humans, nature will have to be understood as relative to the humans on it.
	Because that's the only thing you can do to make it topical or interesting.
	And people are going to learn about it via our relationship to nature and where we came from and our origins.
	Origins, hey?
	That's my...
	Expert opinion.
	Origins. Are there going to be Lamborghinis on Mars?
	There will be things made by Lamborghini on Mars, yeah.
	Eventually. Big brands carry big money.
	Porigins. Because you Mars niggers.
	You and your cronies.
	You have porigins.
	How do I have porigins?
	Because your origins are poor.
	Yeah, but I stock...
	I stuck with it on Earth.
	I didn't run away to another fucking planet.
	I stayed here.
	I fucking did the work.
	I was at Mars.
	I knuckled down to a witch.
	All you've ever been doing is singing that song and staring at the fucking sky.
	You're right.
	I was at Mars.
	Dreaming of Mars.
	I was at Mars yesterday.
	Oh, interesting.
	You were at Mars yesterday.
	Yeah. Tell us what you saw.
	Recon mission.
	Finally, we get...
	You see, guys?
	You see?
	Everyone thought I was just wasting everyone's time.
	See? I got it out of it.
	You see?
	Once I told them I heard the song...
	We are Martians.
	We are Martians.
	Once I told Tristan I heard his fucking song, he's finally admitted.
	Are they singing that song on Mars?
	Tristan was on Mars yesterday.
	Go on.
	Tell us the whole story.
	How'd you get there?
	What did you see?
	Let's get to the bottom of this.
	I was the only one there.
	It was a recon mission.
	I was trying to find the best place to make the first Martian city.
	I just held my breath.
	I just jumped into space and held my breath.
	I didn't do the spaceship thing because that would have been too obvious for people to see me go up.
	So, yeah.
	Just looked around.
	Found a place for a city.
	What place did you choose?
	The surface.
	Interesting. And this city that you want to build.
	This city you intend on building.
	You fucking dickhead.
	Tell us about this utopian city.
	That's going to be built.
	And tell us the name of the Martian who has to press the pump where everyone is to see it.
	There will be no physical pump pressed by a person.
	That's why we have technology machines.
	So what will the Martians do?
	They won't have jobs?
	No, they'll mainly be scientists researching.
	Researching what?
	How to create ecological systems on the planet.
	How to terraform the planet.
	How to thicken the atmosphere.
	How to adapt.
	Humanity to the surface, because it will usually only be a one-way trip.
	People will not be going back.
	And basic things.
	How to dispose of human waste without running water.
	How to dispose of human remains.
	Scientists will be there finding things out the hard way.
	How to create a viable society.
	That's what the scientists will be working on.
	And as and when those problems are cracked, you see, you then have other occupations.
	Let's say we do find a way to terraform Martian soil and make sure that it has the micro fauna and flora inside of it that will give the nutrients to growing plants.
	And we find a system where inside of an oxygenated bubble we can grow crops.
	Then once scientists crack that problem on a small scale, then you'll need construction workers and you'll also need farmers and agricultural scientists to move on to the next stage will be growing Mars'own.
	So as and when scientists crack the answers to the difficult questions of how to survive Will there be black people on Mars?
	Hopefully not.
	I might send Marcelo just to get him because he'd hate that.
	Will there be Indians on Mars?
	I might send Yusuf just to get him.
	Will Mars have Glovo?
	Maybe. No, there's no maybes.
	You're a fucking expert.
	Answer yes or no.
	Be a professional.
	No, we've partnered with Uber Eats.
	So there's Uber Eats.
	Understood. Yeah.
	What happens when the first Martian-born generation wants political independence from Earth?
	What are the ethics and logistics of Martian succession?
	They'll get it immediately.
	Would Earth ever let go of a planet it funded?
	Or would Mars fight a digital or economic war for freedom?
	How? Would the war between Mars and Earth be fought?
	And what happens when the first Martian-born generation wants political independence from Earth?
	When you finally...
	No, no, no.
	The question's not over.
	When you finally...
	I know the question.
	...betray us.
	When you finally betray us.
	Okay. What happens?
	Well, nothing.
	Because there's always been a symbiotic relationship with trade colonies.
	So we needed, from the United States, the tobacco and the sugar cane.
	We did.
	And that's the way it worked.
	But it was called the fucking, what's it called, the Atlantic Triangle, where, you know, you bring fucking money and guns to Africa, get slaves, bring slaves to America, cotton, tobacco, and sugar, and bring it back.
	The idea behind colonizing Mars actually has nothing to do with needing anything from the Martian surface and needing anything from them.
	The idea is, like, you would take a bird in a cage and let it free to fly.
	You don't want anything from the bird in exchange.
	The idea is that if anything goes cataclysmically wrong, Or Kamala Harris.
	Or a meteor strike.
	Or Super Ebola.
	Or Marcel.
	Then... Mars is safe.
	So we have another area where the human story can continue.
	Not so much the human genome and humans who look like us, but the human story that began here continues elsewhere.
	So as long as they are keeping up their end of the bargain by wanting to stay alive and thriving as a civilization, I don't see, as a colony where we wouldn't need any physical resources back from them, what control we would need to have over the Martians.
	But what if we use AI digital machines to destroy your aquaponics?
	And then you can no longer grow basil.
	Tristan, have you seen Storm Ship Troopers?
	I, Andrew Tate, Top G, am the leader of Earth's forces, and I will command the crusade against the petulant and ungrateful Martians for the betrayal which they're eventually going to commit.
	Me. And I promise you, you're gonna fucking lose.
	I'll do anything it takes to make sure you fuckers.
	I think we're done with this.
	Unless you're going to change the subject about Mars.
	Tristan, we are not done.
	I think we're done.
	We will infect your systems with an AI super virus.
	I think we're done.
	I'm going to sit on my phone.
	No, Tristan, there's an AI super virus that I have already developed.
	Interesting. And you're all going to asphyxiate.
	You're going to be standing around tall as fuck with your dildos asphyxiating in real time.
	You're going to finally get that Martian, Rick.
	You're going to say, Rick, go press the pump.
	So much for your machines doing it for you.
	You know, you're not nearly as smart as you fucking think you are, you know?
	You go through life thinking you have all the fucking answers.
	I ask you any question, you think you know it all.
	We don't need Rick.
	We'll just use the machines.
	My AI is going to ensure your machines never fucking function again.
	I have been preparing for the eventual interplanetary war which is guaranteed to come since before you even knew that we were going to go to Mars.
	I am the leader of Earth's forces.
	I am the commander in chief.
	And everybody believes in me because they know that there's nobody on the fucking planet who is tired of your shit more than me.
	I'm tired of your shit.
	I'm tired of sharing my toys with you when I was three.
	I'm tired of growing up together.
	I'm tired of emergency meetings.
	I'm tired of fucking jail.
	I'm tired.
	And I have had enough.
	In fact, the truth is that Elon is only funding a trip to go to Mars to ensure that your treachery is exposed to the world.
	You almost got it, Tristan.
	You almost said something smart for the first time in your life.
	You said, there's no real reason to go to Mars.
	There is.
	Because it's not about resource.
	We're going to Mars, Tristan, because we have to expose that you're a fucking turncoat.
	How else could we make you exposed to people live on an emergency meeting that you're prepared to portray every single man, woman, and child of Earth without a Mars mission?
	So Elon has contacted me and told me he is going to Mars specifically so you can choose the Martians team and expose yourself as a piece of shit.
	A fucking treacherous traitor.
	And he has enlisted me as the defender of the Earth forces to ensure that you pay the price for that very action.
	That is why we're going to Mars.
	And you're too fucking dumb to see it.
	Too fucking blinded by hatred.
	Hatred for the planet that you grew up on.
	Hatred for the people around you.
	Think of everyone who held the door open for you, Tristan.
	Think about everyone who's ever helped you in your entire life.
	Think of all the times you said please or thank you to a nice person.
	Think of all the smiling faces.
	You want to leave it all behind, don't you?
	Go to Mars.
	Get a whole bunch of tall Martians.
	Stand around in your fucking communistic utopia and develop space lasers to try and destroy the people of Earth.
	I am here to let you know that that will not happen.
	Not on my watch.
	You have to get through me and it's never gonna fucking happen!
	Here's your next question about Mars.
	How will AI governance and synthetic biology shape Martian identity as Martians lean on autonomous systems to survive?
	Interesting. We just talked about that.
	Will their leaders be human or AI co-governors?
	Could Mars become the birthplace of a post-biological civilization?
	This ties into what we were saying earlier about Elon becoming Space Lord, but I've now exposed that Elon's actually on my team, exposing you as a turncoat, treacherous, treasonous, disloyal, earth-hating piece of shit.
	So, please explain how AI governance and synthetic biology will shape Martian identity.
	You dick.
	Already discussed synthetic biology.
	AI governance is a very complicated issue here on Earth when society is extremely complex.
	You have billions of different people with hundreds of thousands of different languages and cultures and religions and churches and foods and stuff.
	I imagine when you break humanity down and society down to its simplest forms, shifts for everybody, there's only a hundred people, everyone eats at these times, the food is all the same.
	I imagine that AI can very easily run a society, yeah.
	By telling people what to do in a fair way.
	So in your communist utopia, everyone's just gonna work all the time and eat at the same time and eat the same slop.
	That's what you've planned.
	No, I'm just trying to confirm.
	That's what you've planned for everyone.
	That's my plan.
	Oatmeal. Yeah.
	That's my plan.
	I'm Tristan.
	I want to betray everyone on Earth.
	We're all gonna go to Mars.
	I'm gonna give you oatmeal at a certain time every day.
	That's my plan, yeah.
	That is the shittest plan.
	I have ever...
	You're not invited.
	Tristan, that is the shittest...
	There's no one on Earth...
	No one that gives a shit about...
	Did you just say there's no one on Earth who would accept that?
	Yes. Well, you've fallen right into my trap, haven't you?
	What's your trap?
	Can you just admit that you fell right into my trap?
	That no one on Earth wants to live that way.
	But people on Mars do?
	Yeah, exactly.
	And what's the point of life on Mars?
	To eat oatmeal twice a day and sing that fucking song?
	Exactly. We are Martians.
	We are Martians.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We're just talking lights out.
	Ah, we've lost light.
	That's interesting.
	Now, Tristan.
	Okay, next question.
	I'm going to ask you a yes or no question.
	Is it about Mars?
	Is the light going off something to do with you and your plans to betray Earth?
	Yes. Explain to me why the light going off is integral to your plans to betray all Earth's plans.
	I need the darkness to scheme.
	I can't scheme in the light.
	But I put the light back on.
	Yeah. So now you can't scheme.
	Shit. Aha.
	So you've been deceived.
	I'll stop scheming for now.
	So you admit I won.
	Sure. For now.
	I tricked you.
	Well, no.
	You lost that hand of poker, Mr. Bond.
	Next question.
	You now owe me five trillion Earth dollars.
	It's the next question about Mars.
	What's the Martian version of a revolution?
	If systems break down, or if inequality arises, what does rebellion look like in a place where every system, oxygen, food, data, is tightly controlled and very scarce?
	Torturing three or four people, getting access codes, killing them, and taking control yourself.
	You seem to have thought this through.
	It's the first time you gave me a real answer.
	I've actually tried to answer your question.
	Despite the fact that I didn't know this emergency meeting was going to be anything to do with Mars.
	Despite the fact that I don't know anything about Mars.
	Despite the fact that...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Guys, write this down.
	Tristan has been faking and has been posing fraudulently as a Mars Martian expert for all of this time.
	I'm opening a Mars Life campus inside of the real world.
	Where I prepare people mentally, scientifically, and physically for life on Mars.
	It's going to be called the Terraformation Campus.
	And I'm going to get people inside and train them to live, work, on Mars.
	You're not recruiting soldiers from our school.
	I can't use the real world to build a Mars colony.
	No. But you said something very interesting there.
	You said a revolution is just one person getting the access codes and controlling everything.
	Yes. So which one of you pieces of shit that goes to Mars is going to do that?
	Me. Me.
	So you're going to do it?
	Yeah. Go and rant at me and then we can...
	No, so the plot thickens.
	So you're going to betray the people of Earth and then you're going to cause a rebellion inside the Martian camp.
	Yes. And betray the people of Mars.
	Yeah, basically, yeah.
	And what will be the intention of the rebellion on Mars?
	What are you intending to do?
	Well, if you understand the history of humanity, which we both do, you understand that every single great emperor and king was only ever emperor or king of a certain area of Earth.
	So the British did it the best.
	You could say George V was arguably the person who ruled the most of Earth at any one time.
	Emperor Trajan had the largest area of the Roman Empire at any one time.
	Kublai Khan had the largest area of Mongolia, Eastern Europe, and the Middle East under the Mongol Empire.
	But there isn't a single person in all of humanity, no ruthless warlord, who has ever had a revolution or fought a war and controlled an entire world.
	Whereas if I do that first, my name will go down in history.
	Villain or hero.
	That is yet to be.
	So Elon is working with me to put together a Mars mission, not so that he can live forever via his Neuralink and his Tesla robots, but actually to expose you as a turncoat and a traitor who will betray all the people of Earth so that you go to Mars and you raise Martians, you then betray the Earthlings, start a rebellion against Earth,
	cause a space war, trillions of people die, and at the last minute you then, once again, betray, because you're a betrayer, the people of Mars, and become the forever ruler of Mars after a coup in which you somehow seize absolutely Yeah, right.
	It's been great joining you.
	So are you a Plutonian?
	Are you working for the people of Pluto?
	Because if you betray the Earthlings and you betray the Martians, we deserve to know who you really work for.
	And that's the point of this emergency meeting, Tristan.
	That's why I put all these questions together.
	That's why I dragged you up here.
	That's why I told your fucking stupid girlfriend to fuck off out.
	And that you have something more important to do to sit you down here and ask you very important and pertinent questions about Mars so that you expose yourself as a Plutonian agent.
	It turns out it wasn't about Elon.
	It wasn't about Tesla.
	It wasn't about Neuralink.
	No, it wasn't even about the space war between Earth and Mars.
	It's about none of that.
	We all already knew that you were going to betray us Earthlings.
	We know you're a fucking traitor.
	Everyone always has.
	We knew.
	From the age of three, you've been singing that stupid fucking song about Mars.
	We knew all of that, but the people at home didn't know that you intended on betraying the Martians too, and you are secretly a Plutonian agent.
	I don't work for Pluto.
	So who do you work for?
	The planet I work for is located in the Andromeda galaxy, and it is yet to be picked up by your earthly telescopes.
	All you can see is my galaxy.
	My planet is too detailed to pick out.
	I'm an intergalactic agent.
	Collaborating with the moon men.
	Who, as we know, are run by Yusuf.
	So Yusuf?
	Yeah, the guy behind the cameras.
	Our camera guy and our admin for this emergency meeting, yeah.
	He's the real one behind all of this?
	And the moon men?
	The moon men.
	You didn't see him looking at the moon yesterday?
	Fucking all along.
	All along.
	That makes perfect sense.
	Right under your stupid earthly nose.
	It was Yusuf and the fucking moon men.
	I told ya.
	So we don't need to nuke Mars.
	No, we don't.
	We need to nuke the moon.
	The moon and this mystery planet that's instructing the moon men to somehow convince you to betray all the people of Earth and Mars.
	Exactly. Exactly.
	Shit. Better get to work then, I guess.

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