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April 14, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Jesko is a SCARY car | Tate Confidential Ep 288
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Put Fuel in Jesco 00:02:05
Back in Romania, wasn't arrested.
So I thought, let's tempt fate.
Bring in a six million dollar Jesco.
See if they take it.
You know?
Good thing I got two.
But it turns out they haven't.
Maybe they haven't seen it yet.
Maybe we should release this video the day after I leave.
Anyway, I've never driven a Jesco.
I've never even seen a Jesco in person.
I've never sat in one.
I just bought it.
I bought two.
So this is going to be my first ever actual experience with a Kernanze Jesco.
Which I'm quite excited about.
Because as far as cars go, it's the car.
I mean, the Bugatti is the car, but this is also the car.
So we're going to do a comparison between the two.
I've seen worse cars.
It looks crazy, though.
It looks wild.
You know, maybe my life's not so bad.
Maybe my life's not so bad.
You know?
All this stress, all this jail, all this garbage, but then you just buy Jesco's like most people buy Starbucks.
And it's like, it was worth it.
It was all worth it.
Thank you, sir.
Here's the key.
The key is something special.
And it fits directly into the thing somehow.
I've only seen this online.
But in fact, we can press ghost mode.
I think this opens up the whole car, doesn't it?
That is cool.
See, all the things I've seen on the internet come true.
Where do I even put the gas?
Where does fuel go?
Here? Is this fuel?
Yes. So I have to open this up to put fuel in every time?
Yes, you need to open the trunk.
To put fuel in?
Yes. And this is what?
I think it's the cooler.
water cooler
Wait till I do what Jessica will be.
It'll be the best Jesco review ever done.
No one's ever driven to Jesco with fucking Vibes Cartel on a fat cigar.
Only me.
I'll be the only person to ever do it.
Alright, and then the door.
$6 Million Scratch 00:03:43
What's this door?
Yeah, twice.
And the door.
This is insane.
Fucking insane.
Alright, T, let me in.
I'm going to start it.
I'm going to start it up.
Of course, I have no idea how.
Let's work it out.
Actually, it does.
Oh, these are covers.
Yeah, they're seat covers.
Key goes here.
Are you ready?
How do I close the doors?
I want to see the door buttons.
Oh no.
I don't know how to turn it on.
I thought I did.
You press the brake and then you press the start button, sure.
Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah, hi.
No big deal, no big deal.
It's no big deal.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, no big deal.
I'm just going to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth of my current engine, Jesse.
No big deal.
I'm just connecting the Bluetooth to my Jesco.
Don't worry about it.
No big deal.
Just connecting to the CarPlay.
And no big deal.
No big deal.
It's only six million dollars.
You know, it's my second one.
Alright, what else we got here?
That's everything, right?
So let's fucking drive it.
Fuck it.
Let's fucking go.
Tigger in!
*Sounds of the wind* I will be able to send it.
I'll be at $6 million scratch.
I will be at $6
be at $6 million.
I will be at $6
be at $6 million.
Bugatti wasn't scary.
Bugatti was fast, but it wasn't scary.
Fucking Scary Fast Car 00:11:26
This is fucking scary.
But the Bugatti is like 500 kilo heavier, four-wheel drive.
This is fucking 1600 horsepower, rear-wheel drive, 1300 kilo, whatever.
It's fucking wild.
So it's twitchy.
I nearly put...
I tried to put my foot down a little bit on the corner and I could feel it going.
Let me ask Grock.
Let me ask Grock.
Grock, how do I...
Can I take the roof off of my brand new Tiffany Blue Kernel and Jake Jesco?
That's insane though.
Just looking at that.
Check out the flames.
totally
What do you at night?
Yeah, we have to see it.
It's like a big thing there, bro.
It's massive.
We'll do that at night.
Right. Supposedly it's latches.
those it is just last, you see?
this is gonna be screwed on
What do you reckon Alex?
Nice spaceship.
Nice spaceship.
Dude, I've never seen anything like that to be honest.
That's just...
It's quite frightening.
Nigel, car geek.
Anything similar to this you've seen?
No. Get an Allen key and I'll take the roof off.
I need an Allen key.
Hey bro, put that in front of us.
Okay? Yeah, sure.
No one's ever heard Movado in a Jesco before.
World first.
Exclusive. First Roadman Jesco.
Palm Street
I'm gonna take the roof off this motherfucker.
I'm gonna take the roof off.
Look. You don't unscrew the roof somehow.
Where's Jesco in Romania?
Where's Jesco with Jamaican music?
I'm the gay.
What color's your Jesco?
What color is your bag?
I know why they call them ghosts.
It fucking disappears.
That's why they call it a ghost.
Because it's gone.
R8 is gone.
We're nigh.
Michael's fucking history, bro!
Rats is walking!
I don't get enough credit for my driving price.
I jump in cars all around the world, different sides of the steering wheel, different sides of the road, jump in a brand new Jesco, never driven one before, 220 miles an hour.
I deserve more credit for my monumental achievements.
Rapid. Crazy fast.
We're gonna do one hell of a review.
This car is insane.
That's quite rare, but of course I have two.
So I have two of 125.
And now I said that, I feel so fucking cool, I might buy a third.
Bravery's always worth it in the end, you know?
Running your mouth against the fucking matrix, you don't tell any motherfuckers the truth.
I mean, a coward sitting there in your management position, getting one blowjob a month from a fucking six, and you could have just been mad enough to tell them to get fucked.
Drove Jess goes around in between all of your different baby mama's houses.
Endless beauty queens birthing your children.
Hope I don't want to go to jail.
You are gay, sir.
You are gay.
Put me in fucking jail, because guess what I drive when I'm out of jail?
Hi, babushkas.
I drive a fucking Jessica.
I'm in our business.
I don't care.
When I first got in the Bugatti, it wasn't scary.
That is fucking scary.
No way.
Bro, it's scary.
Go to move the throttle a little bit, even 20%.
When you're already doing 160, 170 on a corner and it starts...
Bro, this is fucking...
1800 horses for a real bike.
So this is gonna be your next favorite?
It might be, yeah.
I've just got to get less afraid of it.
'Cause I'm afraid to put my foot down.
What do you think?
Do you think he can finally take me?
Finally? You think he's got something fast enough to finally take me out of the gate?
Bro! No fucking way.
So this is the bed book.
Wait, supposedly it had one meter of flames out the back.
I mean, it's no Lada, I know, but it's okay.
I don't think people know what it is.
There's 125 in the world.
We own two.
This could be the only one on the fucking Balkans.
Probably one of the only ones in Eastern Europe.
The way it sounds, though, is when you sit behind it.
Fucking it sounds like when it's changing down or even slowing down.
Alex, go on.
It backfires nuts.
It's crazy.
So I'm gonna try to take the roof off now and then we're gonna go out.
Come in, where's the lambo?
Ah, it's home.
Fuck's sake.
Of course Alex, fucking useless.
See, scared already.
See pussy.
Already. Day one.
Day one.
So we've unscrewed the roof.
Come on, Christy.
Old friend.
Let's see.
It's not too heavy, actually.
But lift it.
Nice. That's it.
Roof comes off.
So we'll put this.
In the security car.
In case it starts to rain.
Where's the screws?
Right here.
Yeah, losing them would suck.
So, uh...
Thanks, Frank.
Put them in the first aid kit.
Nothing outside the box, guys.
Here, put them in here.
First aid kit.
Thanks. I'm convinced this is not
a car.
It's something else.
There's nothing like this on the roads.
Nothing. I like the blue stripe down the middle.
You see it?
See the blue stripe?
This is literally the only car on the road.
So I said, I need to get my Lambo back.
He needs his Ferrari back.
And next pit stop, it's the EGOT headquarters.
Nice. You were literally breaking necks.
As you drove down the high street, people don't know what it is.
It was breaking necks.
It does get less recognition than a Bugatti, though.
You could tell people are looking at it completely.
They're confused, they don't know what it is.
There's only 125 of them.
We gotta even know what it is.
That, they're like,"What the fuck is it?" If you're a real car guy, I don't know what that is.
You ain't gonna be bothered, but your blue is going on the white.
Your jacket.
Yeah, already, look.
Yeah, already, yeah.
Oh, well.
Yeah, I've broken it.
What can you do?
Alright, let's go Marriott get coffee or go home.
We're eating tonight.
It's fast but it's very stable and it's heavy and it's four wheel drive.
That's adoption.
Really quick.
Thank you.
I have no roof so I have to keep that under this roof.
I'm still alive.
I'm around.
For now.
Is that the wrist one down there?
I'm going to get my hands.
Why is this restaurant empty?
Because it doesn't open yet.
So they let us in because we're us.
So we get a preferential treatment, human trafficking.
Build this one.
Works out well, exactly.
These three are actually hand-crafted with a finish handle.
This three are from German.
You have the Porsche design, like the car that's manufactured, actually.
And the olive oil and the electric handle.
I have a plate.
This is hard to eat out of.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Tabasco and...
Do you have A1 steak sauce or brown sauce?
Do you know what that is?
Yeah, it's like a super version of the RS7.
That's how I feel.
More justice.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
Can you get my door?
Sure. What about the car behind you?
What a shot!
Screws are in the first aid kit.
I think the Allen key is in there too.
Press my bag quick.
And then when you're done, double press this button to close the door.
Actually no, I'll move it when it's done.
Alright. Who's drinking?
Anyone drink it?
Sparkling water, red balls.
Just down it, no no, just down it.
No no, just down it.
We'll leave you here.
Nice. We'll leave you to be sick and then choke on your own teeth.
That way you can die properly.
Impressed with the Fire 00:01:52
I'm not gonna do it.
You're impressed with the fire.
You're impressed with the fire.
He's alive.
Just about.
This time.
This time.
You were going too far.
I was actually going too fast.
Next time I'm gonna go faster.
Next time I'm gonna go faster.
I can't stop.
The human trafficking truck.
This is my human rights!
There's no human rights in this house!
Move, fat Romanian!
Black cow!
Fuck you!
Honky ass!
Cracker ass!
Brokey! Brokey!
Brokey! Everyone black!
What? Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
Correct! Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college...
That's quadruple.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today.
That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix.
You can be geographically free.
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