Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - The Jesko is a SCARY car | Tate Confidential Ep 288
Aired: 2025-04-14
Duration: 19:36


=== Put Fuel in Jesco (02:05) ===

[00:00:27]  Back in Romania, wasn't arrested.
[00:00:30]  So I thought, let's tempt fate.
[00:00:33]  Bring in a six million dollar Jesco.
[00:00:35]  See if they take it.
[00:00:37]  You know?
[00:00:37]  Good thing I got two.
[00:00:39]  But it turns out they haven't.
[00:00:40]  Maybe they haven't seen it yet.
[00:00:41]  Maybe we should release this video the day after I leave.
[00:00:45]  Anyway, I've never driven a Jesco.
[00:00:47]  I've never even seen a Jesco in person.
[00:00:49]  I've never sat in one.
[00:00:50]  I just bought it.
[00:00:51]  I bought two.
[00:00:52]  So this is going to be my first ever actual experience with a Kernanze Jesco.
[00:00:56]  Which I'm quite excited about.
[00:00:58]  Because as far as cars go, it's the car.
[00:01:01]  I mean, the Bugatti is the car, but this is also the car.
[00:01:03]  So we're going to do a comparison between the two.
[00:01:07]  I've seen worse cars.
[00:01:09]  It looks crazy, though.
[00:01:11]  It looks wild.
[00:01:13]  You know, maybe my life's not so bad.
[00:01:16]  Maybe my life's not so bad.
[00:01:18]  You know?
[00:01:18]  All this stress, all this jail, all this garbage, but then you just buy Jesco's like most people buy Starbucks.
[00:01:25]  And it's like, it was worth it.
[00:01:27]  It was all worth it.
[00:01:27]  Thank you, sir.
[00:01:28]  Here's the key.
[00:01:29]  The key is something special.
[00:01:30]  And it fits directly into the thing somehow.
[00:01:34]  I've only seen this online.
[00:01:35]  But in fact, we can press ghost mode.
[00:01:37]  I think this opens up the whole car, doesn't it?
[00:01:44]  That is cool.
[00:01:53]  See, all the things I've seen on the internet come true.
[00:01:57]  Where do I even put the gas?
[00:01:58]  Where does fuel go?
[00:01:59]  Here? Is this fuel?
[00:02:01]  Yes. So I have to open this up to put fuel in every time?
[00:02:04]  Yes, you need to open the trunk.
[00:02:06]  To put fuel in?
[00:02:07]  Yes. And this is what?
[00:02:10]  I think it's the cooler.
[00:02:12]  water cooler
[00:02:20]  Wait till I do what Jessica will be.
[00:02:22]  It'll be the best Jesco review ever done.
[00:02:24]  No one's ever driven to Jesco with fucking Vibes Cartel on a fat cigar.
[00:02:27]  Only me.
[00:02:28]  I'll be the only person to ever do it.
[00:02:31]  Alright, and then the door.

=== $6 Million Scratch (03:43) ===

[00:02:32]  What's this door?
[00:02:32]  Yeah, twice.
[00:02:33]  And the door.
[00:02:34]  This is insane.
[00:02:36]  Fucking insane.
[00:02:37]  Alright, T, let me in.
[00:02:38]  I'm going to start it.
[00:02:41]  I'm going to start it up.
[00:02:43]  Of course, I have no idea how.
[00:02:45]  Let's work it out.
[00:02:46]  Actually, it does.
[00:02:47]  Oh, these are covers.
[00:02:49]  Yeah, they're seat covers.
[00:02:50]  Key goes here.
[00:02:55]  Are you ready?
[00:02:56]  How do I close the doors?
[00:02:57]  I want to see the door buttons.
[00:02:58]  Oh no.
[00:03:01]  I don't know how to turn it on.
[00:03:07]  I thought I did.
[00:03:09]  You press the brake and then you press the start button, sure.
[00:03:12]  Yes, yes.
[00:03:13]  Oh, yeah, hi.
[00:03:26]  No big deal, no big deal.
[00:03:29]  It's no big deal.
[00:03:30]  Don't worry about it.
[00:03:31]  Yeah, no big deal.
[00:03:38]  I'm just going to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth of my current engine, Jesse.
[00:03:41]  No big deal.
[00:03:42]  I'm just connecting the Bluetooth to my Jesco.
[00:03:44]  Don't worry about it.
[00:03:45]  No big deal.
[00:03:46]  Just connecting to the CarPlay.
[00:03:48]  And no big deal.
[00:03:50]  No big deal.
[00:03:51]  It's only six million dollars.
[00:03:52]  You know, it's my second one.
[00:03:54]  Alright, what else we got here?
[00:03:55]  That's everything, right?
[00:03:55]  So let's fucking drive it.
[00:03:56]  Fuck it.
[00:03:57]  Let's fucking go.
[00:03:58]  Tigger in!
[00:04:00]  *Sounds of the wind* I will be able to send it.
[00:04:14]  I'll be at $6 million scratch.
[00:04:18]  I will be at $6
[00:04:54]  be at $6 million.
[00:05:18]  I will be at $6
[00:05:54]  be at $6 million.
[00:06:13]  Bugatti wasn't scary.
[00:06:14]  Bugatti was fast, but it wasn't scary.

=== Fucking Scary Fast Car (11:26) ===

[00:06:16]  This is fucking scary.
[00:06:18]  But the Bugatti is like 500 kilo heavier, four-wheel drive.
[00:06:21]  This is fucking 1600 horsepower, rear-wheel drive, 1300 kilo, whatever.
[00:06:24]  It's fucking wild.
[00:06:26]  So it's twitchy.
[00:06:28]  I nearly put...
[00:06:29]  I tried to put my foot down a little bit on the corner and I could feel it going.
[00:06:32]  Let me ask Grock.
[00:06:45]  Let me ask Grock.
[00:06:46]  Grock, how do I...
[00:06:48]  Can I take the roof off of my brand new Tiffany Blue Kernel and Jake Jesco?
[00:06:54]  That's insane though.
[00:06:55]  Just looking at that.
[00:06:58]  Check out the flames.
[00:07:00]  totally
[00:07:08]  What do you at night?
[00:07:15]  Yeah, we have to see it.
[00:07:18]  It's like a big thing there, bro.
[00:07:20]  It's massive.
[00:07:21]  We'll do that at night.
[00:07:22]  Right. Supposedly it's latches.
[00:07:24]  those it is just last, you see?
[00:07:26]  this is gonna be screwed on
[00:07:52]  What do you reckon Alex?
[00:07:54]  Nice spaceship.
[00:07:57]  Nice spaceship.
[00:08:00]  Dude, I've never seen anything like that to be honest.
[00:08:03]  That's just...
[00:08:04]  It's quite frightening.
[00:08:09]  Nigel, car geek.
[00:08:11]  Anything similar to this you've seen?
[00:08:14]  No. Get an Allen key and I'll take the roof off.
[00:08:17]  I need an Allen key.
[00:08:18]  Hey bro, put that in front of us.
[00:08:20]  Okay? Yeah, sure.
[00:08:27]  No one's ever heard Movado in a Jesco before.
[00:08:30]  World first.
[00:08:32]  Exclusive. First Roadman Jesco.
[00:08:38]  Palm Street
[00:08:50]  I'm gonna take the roof off this motherfucker.
[00:08:52]  I'm gonna take the roof off.
[00:08:52]  Look. You don't unscrew the roof somehow.
[00:08:57]  Where's Jesco in Romania?
[00:08:58]  Where's Jesco with Jamaican music?
[00:09:04]  I'm the gay.
[00:09:06]  What color's your Jesco?
[00:09:08]  What color is your bag?
[00:09:17]  I know why they call them ghosts.
[00:09:19]  It fucking disappears.
[00:09:21]  That's why they call it a ghost.
[00:09:23]  Because it's gone.
[00:09:25]  R8 is gone.
[00:09:26]  We're nigh.
[00:09:27]  Michael's fucking history, bro!
[00:09:29]  Rats is walking!
[00:10:01]  I don't get enough credit for my driving price.
[00:10:04]  I jump in cars all around the world, different sides of the steering wheel, different sides of the road, jump in a brand new Jesco, never driven one before, 220 miles an hour.
[00:10:14]  I deserve more credit for my monumental achievements.
[00:10:19]  Rapid. Crazy fast.
[00:10:22]  We're gonna do one hell of a review.
[00:10:24]  This car is insane.
[00:10:26]  That's quite rare, but of course I have two.
[00:10:29]  So I have two of 125.
[00:10:32]  And now I said that, I feel so fucking cool, I might buy a third.
[00:10:39]  Bravery's always worth it in the end, you know?
[00:10:41]  Running your mouth against the fucking matrix, you don't tell any motherfuckers the truth.
[00:10:46]  I mean, a coward sitting there in your management position, getting one blowjob a month from a fucking six, and you could have just been mad enough to tell them to get fucked.
[00:10:54]  Drove Jess goes around in between all of your different baby mama's houses.
[00:10:58]  Endless beauty queens birthing your children.
[00:11:01]  Hope I don't want to go to jail.
[00:11:03]  You are gay, sir.
[00:11:04]  You are gay.
[00:11:05]  Put me in fucking jail, because guess what I drive when I'm out of jail?
[00:11:09]  Hi, babushkas.
[00:11:10]  I drive a fucking Jessica.
[00:11:13]  I'm in our business.
[00:11:14]  I don't care.
[00:11:15]  When I first got in the Bugatti, it wasn't scary.
[00:11:17]  That is fucking scary.
[00:11:19]  No way.
[00:11:19]  Bro, it's scary.
[00:11:20]  Go to move the throttle a little bit, even 20%.
[00:11:23]  When you're already doing 160, 170 on a corner and it starts...
[00:11:27]  Bro, this is fucking...
[00:11:28]  1800 horses for a real bike.
[00:11:30]  So this is gonna be your next favorite?
[00:11:31]  It might be, yeah.
[00:11:32]  I've just got to get less afraid of it.
[00:11:34]  'Cause I'm afraid to put my foot down.
[00:11:36]  What do you think?
[00:11:37]  Do you think he can finally take me?
[00:11:39]  Finally? You think he's got something fast enough to finally take me out of the gate?
[00:11:44]  Bro! No fucking way.
[00:11:50]  So this is the bed book.
[00:11:52]  Wait, supposedly it had one meter of flames out the back.
[00:11:55]  I mean, it's no Lada, I know, but it's okay.
[00:11:58]  I don't think people know what it is.
[00:12:01]  There's 125 in the world.
[00:12:03]  We own two.
[00:12:03]  This could be the only one on the fucking Balkans.
[00:12:05]  Probably one of the only ones in Eastern Europe.
[00:12:09]  The way it sounds, though, is when you sit behind it.
[00:12:13]  Fucking it sounds like when it's changing down or even slowing down.
[00:12:18]  Alex, go on.
[00:12:19]  It backfires nuts.
[00:12:21]  It's crazy.
[00:12:22]  So I'm gonna try to take the roof off now and then we're gonna go out.
[00:12:25]  Come in, where's the lambo?
[00:12:26]  Ah, it's home.
[00:12:28]  Fuck's sake.
[00:12:28]  Of course Alex, fucking useless.
[00:12:30]  See, scared already.
[00:12:30]  See pussy.
[00:12:31]  Already. Day one.
[00:12:32]  Day one.
[00:12:33]  So we've unscrewed the roof.
[00:12:34]  Come on, Christy.
[00:12:35]  Old friend.
[00:12:37]  Let's see.
[00:12:39]  It's not too heavy, actually.
[00:12:41]  But lift it.
[00:12:43]  Nice. That's it.
[00:12:45]  Roof comes off.
[00:12:46]  So we'll put this.
[00:12:48]  In the security car.
[00:12:50]  In case it starts to rain.
[00:12:52]  Where's the screws?
[00:12:53]  Right here.
[00:12:54]  Yeah, losing them would suck.
[00:12:56]  So, uh...
[00:12:58]  Thanks, Frank.
[00:12:59]  Put them in the first aid kit.
[00:13:02]  Nothing outside the box, guys.
[00:13:03]  Here, put them in here.
[00:13:05]  First aid kit.
[00:13:07]  Thanks. I'm convinced this is not
[00:13:23]  a car.
[00:13:26]  It's something else.
[00:13:27]  There's nothing like this on the roads.
[00:13:31]  Nothing. I like the blue stripe down the middle.
[00:13:33]  You see it?
[00:13:33]  See the blue stripe?
[00:13:34]  This is literally the only car on the road.
[00:13:37]  So I said, I need to get my Lambo back.
[00:13:39]  He needs his Ferrari back.
[00:13:41]  And next pit stop, it's the EGOT headquarters.
[00:13:43]  Nice. You were literally breaking necks.
[00:13:45]  As you drove down the high street, people don't know what it is.
[00:13:48]  It was breaking necks.
[00:13:50]  It does get less recognition than a Bugatti, though.
[00:13:54]  You could tell people are looking at it completely.
[00:13:56]  They're confused, they don't know what it is.
[00:13:57]  There's only 125 of them.
[00:13:59]  We gotta even know what it is.
[00:14:00]  That, they're like,"What the fuck is it?" If you're a real car guy, I don't know what that is.
[00:14:03]  You ain't gonna be bothered, but your blue is going on the white.
[00:14:07]  Your jacket.
[00:14:09]  Yeah, already, look.
[00:14:10]  Yeah, already, yeah.
[00:14:11]  Oh, well.
[00:14:12]  Yeah, I've broken it.
[00:14:13]  What can you do?
[00:14:15]  Alright, let's go Marriott get coffee or go home.
[00:14:17]  We're eating tonight.
[00:14:23]  It's fast but it's very stable and it's heavy and it's four wheel drive.
[00:14:26]  That's adoption.
[00:14:28]  Really quick.
[00:14:35]  Thank you.
[00:15:00]  I have no roof so I have to keep that under this roof.
[00:15:03]  I'm still alive.
[00:15:19]  I'm around.
[00:15:19]  For now.
[00:15:25]  Is that the wrist one down there?
[00:15:29]  I'm going to get my hands.
[00:15:45]  Why is this restaurant empty?
[00:15:47]  Because it doesn't open yet.
[00:15:48]  So they let us in because we're us.
[00:15:51]  So we get a preferential treatment, human trafficking.
[00:15:55]  Build this one.
[00:15:55]  Works out well, exactly.
[00:15:56]  These three are actually hand-crafted with a finish handle.
[00:15:59]  This three are from German.
[00:16:00]  You have the Porsche design, like the car that's manufactured, actually.
[00:16:03]  And the olive oil and the electric handle.
[00:16:05]  I have a plate.
[00:16:05]  This is hard to eat out of.
[00:16:06]  Yeah, I'll take it.
[00:16:09]  Tabasco and...
[00:16:10]  Do you have A1 steak sauce or brown sauce?
[00:16:14]  Do you know what that is?
[00:16:15]  Yeah, it's like a super version of the RS7.
[00:16:17]  That's how I feel.
[00:16:21]  More justice.
[00:16:23]  Thanks, bro.
[00:16:24]  Thank you.
[00:16:26]  Can you get my door?
[00:16:28]  Sure. What about the car behind you?
[00:16:43]  What a shot!
[00:16:46]  Screws are in the first aid kit.
[00:16:48]  I think the Allen key is in there too.
[00:16:51]  Press my bag quick.
[00:16:53]  And then when you're done, double press this button to close the door.
[00:17:01]  Actually no, I'll move it when it's done.
[00:17:03]  Alright. Who's drinking?
[00:17:12]  Anyone drink it?
[00:17:13]  Sparkling water, red balls.
[00:17:15]  Just down it, no no, just down it.
[00:17:27]  No no, just down it.
[00:17:29]  We'll leave you here.
[00:17:31]  Nice. We'll leave you to be sick and then choke on your own teeth.
[00:17:41]  That way you can die properly.

=== Impressed with the Fire (01:52) ===

[00:17:43]  I'm not gonna do it.
[00:17:45]  You're impressed with the fire.
[00:17:47]  You're impressed with the fire.
[00:17:49]  He's alive.
[00:17:51]  Just about.
[00:17:53]  This time.
[00:17:53]  This time.
[00:17:55]  You were going too far.
[00:17:57]  I was actually going too fast.
[00:17:59]  Next time I'm gonna go faster.
[00:18:01]  Next time I'm gonna go faster.
[00:18:03]  I can't stop.
[00:18:34]  The human trafficking truck.
[00:18:35]  This is my human rights!
[00:18:36]  There's no human rights in this house!
[00:18:38]  Move, fat Romanian!
[00:18:40]  Black cow!
[00:18:41]  Fuck you!
[00:18:41]  Honky ass!
[00:18:42]  Cracker ass!
[00:18:43]  Brokey! Brokey!
[00:18:44]  Brokey! Everyone black!
[00:18:47]  What? Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
[00:18:51]  Correct! Correct!
[00:18:54]  Okay, no fat in this conversation.
[00:18:55]  Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college...
[00:18:59]  That's quadruple.
[00:19:00]  And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
[00:19:03]  As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
[00:19:07]  The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today.
[00:19:13]  That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
[00:19:17]  So you're saying college is a waste of time?
[00:19:19]  Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
[00:19:24]  That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
[00:19:32]  I will teach you how to make money online.
[00:19:34]  You can escape the matrix.
[00:19:35]  You can be geographically free.