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March 28, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
41:26
PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | WHITE POWER
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We're live.
Are we promoting it?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, bro.
Hit the gym.
Thank you, sir.
Who's your name?
Does everyone know what we're doing here?
Yeah, I told it.
Tell me a second.
Guys, I've got an awesome surprise for all of you.
One minute.
I've gathered you all together for your busy days.
Apart from that, it was Snow Black.
Oh, you were telling everybody.
I see, Knight.
I see how it is.
Oh, thank you, Knight.
That's right.
We're all going to see the Snow White movie.
Except Knight.
Look. Too black for Snow White.
We have black and brown friends.
The brown man holding the camera.
The black man here.
And it's our duty to make sure that we do activities that include racially sensitive content.
And this movie is groundbreaking because Snow White, who was named that because her skin is as white as snow, is now brown.
And I need to make my ethnic friends feel better.
I'm not driving brown skin.
She got attacked.
She must have went somewhere else without attacking.
That's what it is.
Snow White doesn't get tense.
It's not real.
But yeah, we're all going to go see Snow White.
And I know Alex, it's his dream, and he's been wanting to come to Snow White for years.
Ever since they released the first teaser trailer last year.
You mean Spallix?
Spallix. It is my dream to see the Snow White movie.
Well, Spallix.
Congratulations. Dreams do come through.
All good?
Yeah, absolutely.
sick. Fuck I mean, not just that.
Nice! I bet you're in the movie!
I am!
I have a tattoo also!
Why don't you tell us your movie stuff?
But no girl that attractive would ever speak to Alex, so we know that's not him.
or at least we know he's active Snow White Aikido.
It's Aikido so powerful to turn white skin brown.
I use it in bed with my hose.
White bitch, I'm like, Cheeto, brown baby.
See? I can create brownness out of whiteness.
So I'm plus Yusuf over, I share it.
Stream over.
Okay.
It's just this mic.
Snow White, yes!
Nice! I'm so excited!
Me too!
I actually got a hard arm.
Well, not like that.
Don't say me too.
Me too!
A nice healthy soda with loads of sugar.
Nice. Nice.
It's not a bad idea.
I guess the beers go into the jungle bus.
I need to use the bathroom.
Talk about how much you want to see Snow White.
Your lies.
I actually hate.
No, no, no.
I actually love.
It's a fun idea.
The worst thing is that we came here and we give them money.
It's a parody thing.
Because she needs the money, right?
I don't know.
Nobody's going to see her movie.
I don't want to be here.
I really don't want to be here.
He doesn't want to be here.
But he didn't know about it.
And he came.
Now you are here.
Enjoy the movie.
And also I came from home so I literally spent one and a half hours in traffic and I'm gonna spend another two hours here and another one hour.
Explain to the people that you are living in the other side of Bucharest and you need like one hour and a half to arrive at the station.
So basically this day is over.
And we also give money to those crews.
Alex, someone said in the comments, you're the most white person ever.
They've obviously never met me.
Which Alex?
I don't know.
I think it's Smollex.
So I'm Alex.
He's Smollex.
No, I'm Alex.
No, no.
He's Smollex.
Smollex looks bigger than...
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
He's not the scythe!
Come on, come on!
It's not the size of the dog in a fight.
It's the fight in the dog.
Something like that.
Remember with the coat.
Yeah, so basically we are here watching again a movie where the whole cinema is rented only for us, which is fine.
We have been here in December to see Kristen's favorite movie, Napoleon.
Yeah, when it was Andrew's birthday.
That was nice.
See that?
Thank you.
Do you remember one of your last time watching your favourite movie?
Napoleon. The most historically accurate movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
Snow White can be historically accurate.
I've actually learned a lot about Napoleonic history.
I don't know why he's going to be more historically accurate than Napoleonic history.
It might be.
No, it will be.
Racial... Can we say this?
Exactly. Yeah.
Exactly. Alright, who's in charge of popcorn and nachos?
I think I'd rather kill myself.
I could smash this glass right now and just slice my own throat a little bit.
How many novelties could it be?
Bayley, you are the worst consumer in the world.
You're like, I think we can crush one little sip of fruit.
And your little belly would be full.
And you'd be like, hi, I'm Bayley.
I've had three sips of soda.
And it's past 2 p.m.
My neck is hurting.
The liquid is too thick to go down my neck.
Admit I could drink all the Mountain Dews.
I bet you couldn't.
I could drink many more Mountain Dews.
Found Dew Race.
You have one out.
Let's found Dew Race right now.
Oh, I see.
Live? You want a Mountain Dew race?
he lied.
I don't know.
What is your race?
your race?
A1. Nice try.
We don't even like Mountain Dews.
It's something that you don't do.
Yeah, that was the idea.
The last I wanted was Mountain Dew.
I'm trying not to, to Mountain Dew race.
But I bet you I can lose.
I bet you you win.
Deal? So I'm betting on- so you're betting on me?
Yeah. So you're not?
Yes or no?
How are you drinking it?
No. If you're not going to race me, you can't have an option.
Thank you.
No, an option doesn't probably want to bring it in advance.
Exactly. I can't wait to see the amazing actor.
She's with Rachel.
She hit me up.
She's sitting in my DMs.
We're now a couple.
Yeah, all good.
Working on changing her political beliefs.
She's going to become an Orthodox Christian and get married today.
Nice. Get on the cheek.
Nice. Why are you eating nachos before the movie?
Shut the fuck up.
I don't mean to shut the fuck up is something you don't do.
Listen, tomorrow we're going to watch Alex's movie.
Oh, Alex's movie.
Watch your movie tomorrow.
Superstar Alex.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up, Thomas.
It does say up.
That was terrible.
I don't think that was pretty good.
I don't think it's a good thing.
Yeah, I'm not the same.
Yeah, I'm not the same.
Okay, now I'm looking at drinks and starting to think of pubs.
People don't know about our pun game.
They have a really strong pun game, but they do.
No, they don't.
Because most of them don't get it.
I was telling Bailey about the genius of brushing up guys.
He didn't get it.
He didn't get it.
In New York, I was telling them about brushing up guys.
I get it, but I don't get it.
They're the best thing about the pub.
That's what the party was, in the toilet.
Is that now?
Give me one of the sayings here.
No spray, no lay.
No spray No soap, no hope!
This is such a British thing.
This is super British, but they're all African-American.
So, I'd never met a white freshened up guy.
Once in a super fancy London hotel, there was a bathroom in tenable sprays that was Chinese.
You know what they called him?
The Fleshen Up Guy.
I know what until that was.
That would help me.
Back in the rear of the morning.
for money.
That's not true though.
Because I've never been to that one.
Nice. I bet you can't hold these nachos.
What kind of trick is that?
I'll wear it out.
Come on.
I'll wear it out.
I'll wear it out.
It's good not to.
You didn't get any bunch of things like this.
You'll never financially recover from what you have to do.
It's probably a poor loser.
If anyone here is a poor loser, you can all agree it's Alex.
I want to see Alex's movie.
You want to see Alex's movie?
Alex, I like my smile.
What's your movie about?
Your movie.
It's your movie.
I'm movie.
Yeah, the one where you're an actor.
It is, you're the star.
You're right in the middle on the poster.
You're going well ahead if you're going to smile up, guys.
I won't.
Not this yet.
I won upstairs with you.
Over in the rabbit.
How short is your rabbit?
Ah, okay, okay.
Sorry. Alex is mentally retarded.
You can't remember a joke we made six minutes ago.
A little bit.
What? Yeah, I am.
So basically that movie was made a few months ago and I was the star because I told people everything about you and they put it in the movie.
Nice, nice.
So you completely sold me out for a Romanian Hollywood career.
Exactly. Nice.
Nice. So I'm going to jail.
Here we go to the big time, the red carpet.
What you don't know is, on that movie, there are hidden microphones everywhere in your trailer to capture your secret conversations, and the only red carpet you're gonna be walking is the red carpet to jail.
Nice. Because I inform on you.
Yeah. Okay, so I want out of jail.
Okay, makes sense.
But... How do you find that?
It's just wine.
Jail? James talks too much.
I think about that.
Last time we were in jail.
I think your jail was a bit funny.
I don't know, bro.
I've been around.
I've done a tour of the various jails.
No, I think you have them all.
I mean, you've missed them all.
I've tried all the jails.
Yeah, yeah, you've tried them.
But the last one, specifically.
Was better yours.
My last one was cleaner.
Yeah. Newer building.
There weren't any brogages.
And you were with...
True, that time.
That was...
Two guys.
Yeah, but you like to be with your own kind.
Like, I like to be with my brother, Andrew, because we're very similar.
Yeah. You were with a bunch of dickhead remaining losers.
Makes sense.
Yes. No, that's it.
Oh. That's it.
Okay, well, there you go.
See? Prove it.
They put the gypsies with the gypsies.
But much better with gypsies.
Not being drug addicts.
All gypsies are drug addicts.
No. Especially him.
He's part of my Tate Plains charity family.
I took in a gypsy boy who was addicted to drugs.
No. And he's still addicted to drugs.
That's why he's so skinny.
That's way worse now.
Crack cocaine.
Yeah, because now he has some money.
You know?
That's why he won't replace his windscreen on his iPad.
Yeah. What about the crack?
Search his lab for a deep-bomb.
Find his drugs.
If he hasn't taken them all.
Andrew, why are we going to Snow White?
I said to Twitter, I got 5,000 retweets.
I'd do it.
So you are responsible for this?
Yes. Well, it's five o'clock, so let's not stand on ceremony.
Let's go and fucking watch them.
Yeah. Best movie of the year.
I like Rachel in it.
If we actually really like it.
Bailey, I already like it.
So you're playing an entire with staff to bring us our things on a trolley.
Let me just flex for five seconds.
You're playing an entire cinema.
When you go see a movie, you sit amongst peasants.
When I go see a movie, I call the cinemas.
They give me every fucking thing I got all of you.
Give me staff to bring me popcorn and nachos and things.
Why I would do that to watch Snow White?
Well, I know that motivation seems strange.
But consumers have to live in entire lives with this fucking dickhead.
Zoom in.
It's spiced in a...
I'd like to pick a crock out as a dickhead.
I've basically become suicidal and have decided to commit suicide by Snow White.
So I'm going to watch Rachel, the most insufferable person in the world, dance around pretending she's Snow White when she's as brown as I am.
I'm not Snow White.
I am a N. I am an N. And she's my color.
So, no N?
Can I say the word?
Oh, super power!
Sit down here, there's more light.
Now it's very fucking weight!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Finally! Nothing.
Smalik's his favorite movie.
Yes.
Fuck yeah!
Wait, are you excited?
Fuck yeah!
Yes! Fucking yes!
Kristen, are you excited?
Yes! Reverse the ease of strength!
Woo! And it's set in medieval Germany.
I bet all the other characters are black as well.
Medieval Germany full of fucking black.
In fiecare lună...
Nigel!
...
trebuie să aleg între mâncare și asempre...
Nigel!
...
eu folosesc cârpe.
Când...
...
Where's Nigel?
un perot.
right People say money isn't happiness.
People say money isn't happiness.
I got a whole set of thoughts, not white.
Snow white toys.
Snow white with the man dead.
Snow white with the seven thoughts.
Yeah. Nice.
Nice. Nice.
And transform the moment in rage.
Because when you know who you are, the world is in miles of colors.
Every moment, without compromising.
Karpos, it's a strong aroma of nature, but also personality.
so excited.
I love this bro.
Excellent. I hope it takes a swipe at the bottom.
I hope it's moving.
I hope it's moving.
He really sticks it to the patriarchy, Andrew.
Me too.
I'm so excited to finally stick it to the patriarchy.
Finally, someone's going to put patriarchy in its place.
You do realize that because all these feats in this private cinema are expensive and we booked the entire cinema, we're responsible for about 30% of this movie's box office turnover.
That's fair.
That's fat!
They've seen a notable spike in demand.
The first fully booked cinema to see Snow White anywhere in the world is this one.
Every seat's paid for.
Although we could have just bought our own seats and showed up and no one else would be here probably.
So we're gonna save somebody.
you. Thank you.
No smoking?
What kind of shit is this?
I quit.
What are you, cigars?
First one to quit, wins.
Give me a cigar and light it up right now, just like Vaker.
She should give a fucking lesson.
I don't follow no smoking.
I don't know what to do with my fucking lungs.
Wait, let me just give these photos.
of the finest that I've invited us from everywhere the very 700 times.
These beasts!
are a threat to all of our minds.
Oh, no black Vikings.
Why are they black?
Vikings are black.
Hear that?
I'm a Viking!
The dragon is black.
Why aren't the Vikings black?
The dragon is black.
It's okay.
Bro, this is black.
It has green light.
It has green light.
That's black.
It's true.
It's blue.
Thank you.
Maybe they're not as bad as we think they are.
In case you forgot, our parents' war is about to become ours.
figure out which side you're Vikings didn't actually wear horn helmets in reality.
This film is not historically accurate.
Dubek, no!
You can find it!
Finding all horns on their house is what you need to make.
I'm not lying there.
Wow, you've lost everything.
Your father, tribe, your best friend.
What are you going to do about it?
Probably something stupid.
Well, you've already done that.
What's up to us?
Else? Stick with me.
You're ready!
You're off.
goes. We're talking.
Wait, the sizing line.
Okay. Okay.
We have Apprehended for dangerous experiment.
Where is he?
He escaped.
He's trying to find the police cruisers.
He took the red one.
What hideous plant is caught in your crosshairs?
Shooting start!
I'm so excited.
I can't wait.
Any of those.
Uh-oh. What the hell?
Now I'm gonna do this with every Disney movie.
It's so cute and squishy.
It's your responsibility.
Got it.
We promise.
Yeah. Damn it!
I'm with the new Layla and Stitch.
They actually made the girl like South Pacific Islander Polynesian.
Why didn't they make her like Chinese or white?
The only race is not white characters.
can be black.
We're not keeping the same.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
Uh-oh.
Such bad.
Sometimes family isn't perfect.
That doesn't mean they are good.
That's close.
I don't think you're supposed to drink that.
Ow. Ow.
you.
Angel Cobra Bubbles, we have a blue dog to catch.
So, Kate, what's the plan?
We cut, and then we'll keep them after the movie to catch our catchings.
I can't move.
I'm going to give you to the count.
Don't listen to me.
Don't throw up my movie.
What? Let's cut and resume.
We're going to cut now and tune in to some good old fashioned Snow White and our mind blown, super happy, satisfied reaction is coming right after these messages.
Why are we cutting?
I mean, do it if you want.
They'll sue you.
Who will?
Disney? I think I give a fuck about Disney.
You think I'm scared of fucking Disney fans?
Did you feel that?
Are you scared of tuesday?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
All right then.
See you in court.
What was that?
What's happening?
Everyone takes me to court.
I don't go to court anymore.
Everyone's taking me to court.
My whole life's poor.
Andrew sneezed poor.
Andrew woke up poor.
Andrew fucks a bitch poor.
Andrew won't fuck anymore poor.
Andrew sees a movie poor.
Like, what the fuck do you want me to do?
I'm just a man.
What if I go to court now?
It's my job.
I'm a professional court goal.
It's time we convinced everyone that we were each other.
Until we switched.
Here's what we hear.
We don't show the movie.
You just show us.
Audio is the movie.
Thumbs. Girls, that doesn't work.
Ow! I just peed a little.
We're gonna get sued.
Yeah. Okay, I'll let you know.
Sexy granddaddy.
It's actually my hobby.
I love it.
Right. My favorite thing to do is be sued.
I love that every day I wake up the new lawsuits.
It's fucking great.
So if everyone's wondering what I'm talking about, we're live streaming Snow White.
Yeah, fuckable.
Fuck Disney.
If they text me and tell me not to, I won't.
But if they don't text me, then I have permission.
It's their fault.
It's their fault.
Let them tell me.
Let them tell me.
I don't know.
Cinema didn't tell me to stop.
Disney didn't tell me to stop.
So how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Am I psychic?
No, they should be paying us.
Free promotion.
Well, no one's going to watch this shit anyway.
So at least someone's going to fucking see it.
No one's gonna watch it otherwise.
Why are they sending us cards?
Brother! They can pay me!
I'm famous!
I'm famous!
They can pay me!
I'm more famous than that bitch!
What's her name?
That bitch?
Rachel! Who are you?
am Steve.
Okay. This guy is such a tool bag.
Take the swine.
you you you you you Thank you.
Oh, let's go.
That's right.
That's right, Nigel.
Black power!
Exactly. Black power.
Fuck these honky ass, cracker ass.
We've come to your countries.
We're going to take your acting roles to black people only.
Only black.
black.
Once upon a time, there was a peaceful kingdom ruled by a virtuous queen.
Go home.
Go home.
Anything they wished for a child.
Listen, the movie just started.
I can't go home.
A blizzard swissing, blotting off the kingdom in a pit of slump, snow and ice.
Oh, God, is that most interesting?
The movie just started, Tristan.
Yeah. They showed her how to rule with love.
wrong for some reason her destiny would be to read on this land of the home we come to know where magic all right we're regretting fantasy trusting something back work Hi, Snow White!
Snow White, show us Snow White!
I'm having the best time of my life!
This is great!
Oh look!
Look! There's black everywhere!
Just like now!
You're black too!
I'm black!
Everyone's black!
This is so much fun.
It's time of my life.
Oh yeah, fucking man, wow.
Yeah, wow.
Some day wish to see...
What?
...
the sea of this water, mother, father, and daughter, and the seed of someone who saved...
Both her parents are white!
Correct. So basically, one of the palace assistants was a dirty Algerian, Yusuf.
And was banging the Queen.
Yusuf, have you been having sex with the Queen of Snow White London?
Oh, you got me.
I caught you.
Brown handed.
Make a wish and you will see her.
True. There's a theme.
Watch out, someone's talking.
stab you and steal your stuff.
Watch out for a sec.
Thanks, bro.
Over here, bro.
I'm sorry.
The king and queen watched with pride as Snow White grew into a kind and fair young princess.
More machos, more gents.
Exactly. But then, tragedy struck.
Tragedy? No, not tragedy!
White's mother fell ill.
Oh, hey.
Look at that one.
That's the last one.
An enchanting woman from a far-off land appeared at the palace.
So it took Anderola five minutes to get on his phone.
Shit! Gal Gadot?
We all know what kind of enchanting woman she is.
I'm not gonna say what kind of enchanting woman she is.
It was a Jewish enchanting woman.
So great was her beauty that it seemed to grant her powers beyond the ordinary.
She married the king.
But she was not what she appeared.
Yeah, I'll rent the whole cinema.
I'm a fucking gangster.
I'm a fucking...
you don't know me.
I was thinking you were saying swear words.
Am I a gangster, yes or no?
Yeah, but...
Do I want peasants around?
No, but I think you were saying swear words.
That's me, silly.
Top G. You could answer but one simple question.
Magic mirror on the wall.
Who is the fair of the north?
You, my queen.
Tristan, whenever you need a boost of motivation, remember, I got the goods.
You got the goods.
You should tell me when you're ready.
I got it right there.
Right there.
Wasted no time seizing power.
It's a mountain, do you faggot?
Terrible threat from beyond the southern kingdom.
So the good king swore to defend his people.
Hold it close till I return to you.
Why are they seeing all of that?
King Craggett!
King of Ben's bottles!
But the king did not return.
She turned the farmers into soldiers loyal only to her and robbed the riches of the kingdom for herself.
She made Snow White a servant and locked her away behind the castle walls.
But as long as the mirror answered the queen each day that she was the third, Snow White remained safe from the queen's cruel jealousy.
Maybe they wouldn't fucking lock you up if you stopped fucking singing.
You're annoying.
Non-stop singing.
You aren't brown, and if you were singing my house every day, being brown, singing, like, Indian songs and shit, I'm not brown, too.
It's a good deal.
I do the trafficking.
As the years passed, the people nearly forgot there ever was a princess named Snow White.
Oh, she's brown.
Oh, she's here!
She can sing, though.
And in truth, Snow White nearly herself. Thank you.
Hello? I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with?
That's okay.
Uh-oh.
Just browsing.
Freeze, jar me.
I'm gonna have to ask you to put those back.
I would.
It seems like the Queen has plenty already.
Oh, I see.
So that's your excuse for stealing.
My friends are hungry.
I'm hungry.
That's my excuse.
Maybe I can speak with the Queen.
No, show me anymore.
Show Andrew or cut the stream.
Do you really think the people upstairs are gonna share with people like us?
Princess... Show Tristan for the next 20 minutes.
Show Andrew or cut the stream.
Tristan, enjoy the show.
I'll tell you about the stream.
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