I stopped you from getting coffee by forcing them to close the coffee shop so you can shut up forever.
Nice. That was my idea.
Yeah, so Bailey, we came down here for coffee.
Where's your soup?
Where's your suit?
Tristan, you think just because I got my suit to look to my room, I'm gonna wear suits now.
Where's your suit?
That doesn't mean anything.
It does.
You know exactly what it means.
I'm wearing a jacket interroging with 24 karat gold.
It looks very good.
Where's your suit?
But don't you like my t-shirt?
And his gorilla hat.
And my gorilla hat.
There's no gold.
I think it's cotton.
Nobody likes you.
Admit it's good though.
No, it's not.
You like it.
You look like a bum.
No. You look like a trucker who's stalking Andrew Tate.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I replaced your cousin a long time ago.
I've actually just been a trucker stalking you guys.
Tristan, you caught me.
Your detective work has figured it out.
I'm not your cousin.
He died years ago.
I know that.
So you're a trucker who stalks him.
I get it.
Cool. Wonderful.
I'm your biggest fan.
I'm not talking to you.
to you.
I'm not talking to you.
I actually match every single one of these things.
Okay. Andrew, you're cousin.
You can't just look at me like that and then walk away.
Bailey stop trying to take my jaw I'm
gonna get to see you.
Wonderful to see you.
No. Yes!
Thank you.
Thank you.
My grandfather pulled the chicken.
Yeah, they shut it.
Shut it off.
That's why your first one was big.
I know.
They control all the algos, they control everything in this.
My father was in the Air Force.
They'd be rolling in their braids and they heard it doesn't say...
We are both of my own fucking country.
We're clean criminal records, by the way.
Congratulations. One thing for sure, though, I don't care where you guys are.
You've got to be at the wedding next year.
Oh, any of this.
All right, I'll be there.
Have you ever spoken to Netflix?
Have you ever spoken to Netflix?
Yeah. What brings you to Orange County?
Yeah, out of all- You're in Miami, I saw it, now you're in Orange County.
I came to see Mr. Francis, I don't know if you know him, we do podcasts with him.
Yeah, I've seen him.
Yes, I've seen him.
That's all that part of the world.
I got friends who are internet friends and friends who are not.
But I'm essentially family for this one.
Point, baby.
Do what I should do.
Point, point, baby.
Do what I could do.
Where is everybody?
Supposedly Tristan is sick.
I think he's sicky wicky.
He's sicky wicky.
He's feeling bad.
Sad and bad.
Too bad to get a cup of coffee and some eggs.
Big, strong Tristan Sikkiwiki.
And then, of course, your cousin, Luke.
Of course, there's always something wrong with him.
Just you and I, the last soldiers, the last resistance, the two last Spartans at Thermopylae, and cups of coffee in the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Supposedly this hotel's famous and there's been lots of movies, but of course I don't watch shit movies, so I wouldn't know.
That might explain the $100,000 fucking price tag for a week.
Was it worth it?
No. Didn't even clean my room.
Then they moaned that we couldn't film, so now we have to film on an iPhone.
Oh shit, they looking?
Okay. Anyway, Tristan Sikiwiki and your cousin, he ain't even replying.
Two fucking losers.
Loser one and loser two.
It's just us down here with the pancakes.
If we drink all the coffee and eat all the food and they can't order room service, that might get them.
My Shadow Fist will finish it.
And that's what they refuse to accept.
They refuse to accept that if they get hit with a Shadow Fist, it's open.
Tristan and Luke are missing out.
Tristan and Luke aren't even people at this point.
I don't know why you can teach these characters from the show.
We should kick them out.
No one gives a shit about that.
When's the last time you heard anyone scream, Wow, Luke!
Wow, Tristan!
Big, tall, and sick fucking faggot.
He gives a shit.
Should they battle it out?
She's too scared of eggs.
We all know, eggs aren't even real.
Did you know that?
That's before my time, sir.
But you did know.
*laughs*
I'm ready.
You challenged me to a fight.
I'm not trying to challenge you.
We're going to challenge you to a fight now.
We'll go back to Miami.
I have.
He's challenged me, so it's fine.
He insulted my honor.
I didn't insult your honor.
I insulted my honor.
Just saying.
Shit. So now we have no choice of the fight.
Bailey, you're coming too.
I'm not getting beat up alone.
Sorry, baby.
I'm not going to hide behind the camera.
Yeah, baby.
That was bad for you, no?
I thought you were against those kind of things.
Yeah, me too.
Can you leave me alone?
Amit your RFK Jr.
We'll leave you on it.
Isn't he the new health secretary?
Yes, he is.
So he's going to put you in jail.
I'm really sick.
Yeah. Can you admit it?
Mr. Sickly.
Mr. Sick Boy.
You two have been so sick for the last week.
I've toughed it out.
I'm sick of you, man.
Yeah, that was all because you were around me.
Tristan, I've been recording all week.
I have no footage of them being sick.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's because they were in their fucking bedrooms crying.
No, I've got footage of them all week.
You saw me out.
Footage never lies.
Yeah, footage never lies.
Tristan's been the sick one this whole time.
Mr. Sickly.
Sickly Tristan, is what you're called.
Every time the camera turns off, he's complaining, groans, crying.
He's been super crying every single time the camera's off.
How sick he is, how he needs to go to bed, he wants to sleep with men.
Tristan, is that not true?
Who was asleep in the van last night?
No one.
You. That's not true.
Prove it.
Show the fucking clip.
Prove it.
I will.
Prove it.
Bailey, why would I care?
I didn't even notice until I looked up.
You felt it.
That's why you looked up.
You looked up because you felt it.
As independent judge, Luke does seem very mad.
Luke. Luke, I'm just saying...
Luke, it's just a joke.
Calm down.
No, seriously, Luke.
I can't seem mad at all.
I have zero malice in my heart or zero anger.
Don't try and convince us.
Just calm down.
I feel the exact same way.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's a joke.
It is.
Look, it was just a fucking joke.
As when it was up.
Chill. It's fine.
Chill. It's going to be okay.
This is stupid.
I know we're just stopping angry.
You can't take a fucking joke.
Stop making jokes.
Stopping it.
Why do you want any chips, Luke?
They're free.
Because they're poisoned.
There's a new health secretary, and you're going to jail.
I'll tell you why, because they're complimentary for fluid passengers.
And what you don't know is you're just here to see us off before you get on a Greyhound bus back to Miami.
41 hours.
That's fine.
I like the bus.
I like the bus.
I'd rather go on the bus alone than be on any jet with you guys.
Your terms are acceptable.
Be a lot more than 41 hours.
Would it be more than 41 hours?
Oh yeah.
Three to four days.
Nice. We're due to make Luke get the Greyhound bus.
So I want everyone on Take Confidential to vote for whose footage goes inside.
Because I think mine's better than Bailey's.
I really do.
I really think that mine's more entertaining.
I think that Bailey can get fired.
No more need for Bailey with his fancy cameras.
I've got an iPhone.
And then these are the days we used to say, GMT? Yeah.
We've grown up now.
We don't do stupid shit.
Eat a fucking Skittle, you cunt.
Eat a fucking Skittle.
Eat a Skittle or face certain retribution.
Your ancestors will be awakened by the screams of pain.
My ancestors are your ancestors.
You can do it to your own ancestors.
Eat a fucking Skittle.
No, it's not, bro.
Bro, my room at the hotel, I put an 80. Same.
Did it when I was sick?
Still at 80. I realized, wait, I always liked it.
80 is a good number.
Bro. When it's snowing outside, I have my window open.
I like cold air.
It has to be real air.
This is fridge.
It's not about the temperature.
It's not real.
And you know why you don't like it?
So, it's because of the electrons in the air.
Because electricity has to pump this air out.
It electrifies the air.
Everybody likes the breeze and the cool air.
Nah. But that's why he likes the real cold air, but not this one.
Real air is okay.
So do what?
There's none in there.
But... Just, I know you're good.
Why is hot air that's fake the cold air that's fake?
It's just...
Being freezing cold all of the time.
It's not...
I actually can almost guarantee...
My ancestors...
I was not birthed.
In fact, I was about to say I was not birthed to suffer, but it seems I was.
Yeah. I take that back.
Bailey, it's stupid.
No one cares.
He does the whole time.
I can just do it back.
Calm down, Luke.
Calm down.
It's fine.
Don't need a joke.
Read in, read out.
Big deep breaths.
I'm going on my phone.
Ignore you.
For the rest of this flight.
I'll never talk to Tristan ever again.
Calm down.
You will never talk to me for the rest of my life because of a joke.
Fucking hell, Luke.
What's wrong with your cousin?
Can't take a fucking joke.
He is mad.
I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life!
I didn't say it like that.
It's on the film how I said it.
That's exactly how you said it.
You're typing on your phone pretty angrily.
Yeah. I'm not.
That's exactly what you said.
And that's an angry smile.
An angry smile.
You look mad.
There's no angry smiles.
Just stop being mad.
It's just a click on it.
Please talk to me for the rest of my life.
There's no need to go that far over a fucking joke.
If you just don't be mad, I'll know.
He looks even more mad now.
No, he's furious.
He's going to cancel.
He's furious.
It's because I'm reading.
Why are you so angry?
He's googling hitmen.
Stop being angry.
It's fine.
You're on a private jet.
Go back to Miami.
It's just a joke.
Chill. Don't be so mad.
Chill. It's okay.
Stop being angry.
I'm never going to talk to you for the rest of my life.
I didn't say it.
That's exactly what he said, isn't it?
Everyone heard how I said it.
He is pissed.
Furious. Complete banishment of family for the rest of his days?
You need a lawyer.
Thank you very much.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
Answer the fucking question.
What do we have here, Luke?
Espresso and a beer.
I spent 791 days under arrest saying to him.
I'll be out on a private jet.
I'll be sitting with espresso in one hand and beer in the other.
791 days.
It is the first jet I've been on since of the three jets that has both espresso and beer.
What are you going to call it?
A Romanian car bar?
This is not a thing!
You care, look.
So Andrew's angry.
There's a huge issue.
Andrew, calm down.
Calm down.
Never be so mad.
It's okay.
It's a brother.
I mean, it's a joke.
I can't possibly be mad while I'm this refreshed.
But you?
Chill out.
Look at how angry he's on his phone.
He hates it when my plans come together.
I'm furious.
I'm Superman.
My plan has come together.
No, guys, I'm much madder than you thought I was.
I know it's not being mad.
I am twice as mad.
Imagine maximum mad and double it.
That's how mad I am.
Shit. Why are you so mad?
No, no, no.
Exactly. Exactly.
Why am I so mad?
It's just an espresso to beer.
What's the problem?
Why am I fucking fuming?
I don't know.
I need to calm down.
Really. Truthfully, I should calm down.
You need espresso to beer.
Andrew. Andrew.
Tristan's trying to sleep on a plane with eight men.
There's a flag on this one.
It's true.
It's true.
I know.
Sometimes I'm ashamed of my cousin.
Exactly what he's doing.
He's trying to sleep with loads of men.
Luckily, we're not sleeping with the back.
He's trying to sleep with us.
Yeah, he's trying.
He's been caught red-handed.
Tristan's dying and we refuse to let him sleep.
Mr. Sick Boy!
Look at the tables served.
I hate everybody who I don't.
I need some chips because chips start with C. You know what C stands for?
Cheer up, Tristan.
That's true.
That is true.
You can't do this.
Look, this is so much fun, Luke.
Oh, they got him out of their home.
This is the best night of my life.
No, I didn't.
I didn't even say that.
Your children will ask what you did in 2025.
What will you tell them?
5% of the year is already gone.
What have you built?
What have you changed?
2024 was war.
The system tried to crush us.
We fought back.
And even with everything against us, we still won.
But 2025?
This is different.
The system is falling apart.
The barriers are gone.
The floodgates are open.
And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you.
This is the year that will define your legacy.
What's coming next will change everything.
If you think If you've seen it all, you haven't.
Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it.
You've seen nothing compared to what is coming.
If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them.
You're probably thinking, what could it possibly be?
The highly anticipated daddy tour?
A one-of-one merch piece?
A TRW token release?
New features within the real world that guarantee you can't fail?
Yes, but there's something even bigger.
Something so monumental.
Something scientific.
Something so game-changing you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
This is like Bitcoin in 2016.
The kind of move that shifts history forever.
The kind of move that puts the real-world students in control of the future.