This is just a fancy apple juice bottle from Vegas High Rollers.
No, it's not.
I didn't have coffee.
Yeah, but no one likes you or cares about you.
And your sustenance means very little to us.
My sustenance can't mean very little.
I can't just starve.
It means very little.
I've heard many things in the world that have bothered me.
Tristine, your shirt isn't ironed.
Tristine, your bed isn't made.
But Tristine, your cousin is starving.
Just doesn't seem to hit me the same way.
You know, Andrew?
Fucking realize something.
We're in Vegas in a penthouse suite overlooking the strip.
Just flew out of Miami.
Private jet.
We've got district attorneys and cops on our ass everywhere trying to build a case on us no matter where we go, no matter what we do.
I wear fine tailored clothing.
We're the mafia.
Everywhere those guys went and everywhere they landed, some ambitious fucking cop was on their ass trying to put them in jail for God knows what tax evasion.
And here we are.
Case after case, cop after cop, prosecutor after prosecutor, and they can't fucking get me.
We're the model.
We are in Vegas, a penthouse, and everyone does love us, and everyone comes up to us and screams our name, and all the women do want us, and the DAs are trying to put us in jail.
Maybe we are the model.
There's no modern equivalent in 2025 greater than our existence.
It's basically every man's favorite movie.
Which is a combination of Scarface, Casino, Goodfellas, basically.
It's our life.
We have loads of money, and we're in the best restaurants, and everyone lets us in, and everyone super respects us, and the cops are trying to put us to jail.
Basically, yeah.
I'm pretty sure, let me just check, off the top of my head, Scarface has a happy ending, right?
He just goes off into the sunset?
Yeah, he retires.
He just retires into the sunset with his family and kids?
Yeah, same with Casino, Goodfellas, all that.
They're all happy endings, right?
Yeah, all happy endings.
Oh, that'll be fine.
No, seriously, Andrew, Andrew.
There's no association between my brother and I. And the Mafia.
I now have to smoke an elevator.
I know.
I know this.
I actually know this.
No, you defeat me.
It's fine.
I have defeated you.
The battle's over.
Yeah.
The battle's over, but I need to rout the enemy fully.
Yeah.
He needs to kick you while I'm down.
Of course.
There.
Of course.
You're knocked out on the floor.
He's doing the headstorms.
I know why he's doing it.
I get it.
You gave me some list of rules.
I don't care anymore.
I'm built different.
And then there's the ashtrays.
What would happen?
Show me a question.
I get an elevator.
There's a hotel employee.
Can't smoke an elevator.
Yep, I'm built different.
What would he do?
Would he then attack me?
Would he snatch the cigarette off of me?
Between us and our private security?
What's he gonna do besides nothing?
Well, you've got about three floors left.
There's about six seconds to defeat eight big men.
Because I'm smoking my fucking cigar.
So good luck.
Of course, Tristan will probably join his team.
Fucking join him.
You can't beat him.
Join him.
Tristan, I dare you.
For the next Take Confidential to go to Jamaica, find this man, and piss him off.
Go there, Tristan, with your suits.
Stroll up to him.
Let him know you're the talisman.
Super famous.
Super powerful.
I'm not talking to anyone in this car.
Go threaten him with your best threats.
And see the level of fear in his eyes.
and realize it's probably negative.
Taking the investigation, the trouble of the whole team, rather than physical intelligence, or the attorney general of James Cohn, now according to the enemy team, are still in the state.
He says he's looking into possible victims in the defense of the group.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Good to meet you.
The Tate brothers.
Which one of you is Keith and which one of you is Kevin?
I'm Keith.
You're Keith and you're Kevin.
Well, he knows more than me.
I just know Hodg Twins.
That's all I know.
Me and my niggas tryna get it, ya bitch.
Hit that house, nigga.
Tell me is you with it, ya bitch.
Home invasion was persuasive.
From 9 to 5, I know it's vacant, ya bitch.
Treats of livin' life like rappers do.
Back when condom rappers wasn't cool.
I fucked Sherain and went to tell my bros.
Then a Sherain and Let It Burn came on.
Hot sauce all at night, I rhymin', ya bish.
Park the car, then we start rhymin', ya bish.
The only thing we had to free our mind.
Isn't that as gay as he gets?
They're like, Andrew Tate's terrible, dude.
Did you hear he has sex with women?
Yeah.
Sorry, come on up.
All women in some degree are a sex worker.
And then I put that up.
My girlfriend goes to me, I'm not a sex worker.
I was like, let's stop having sex.
How much money do you get?
She goes, well, so, well, yeah, I guess.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.
I'll get some ramen.
I'm like, these are Hodge twins ramen.
I have you guys famous around the block.
That was good.
Look, you got the idea.
Thank you.
Thank you all so much.
Thank you.
Many men would step upon me.
Hey, Dave.
Again?
What's up?
Change it up.
Promise came true.
If anybody's shooting, we'll take them up there and we'll get the hearing protection, eye protection.
Look, this is not a good idea.
It's not a drink.
What is it?
Tell me your thoughts and feelings.
As my friend, I'm really concerned.
Tell me something.
I'm not playing your game.
How do I skip it?
Take pictures?
I need you to destroy the Matrix.
Admit you try to get out of here.
I'm just destroying the Matrix.
No, you're destroying the Matrix.
I am?
Yeah, you are.
Tristan, sometimes I start to think maybe you're an agent of the Matrix.
I did spot my agent sometimes.
You did?
I'll break the Matrix all around.
Yep.
I got it.
He kept saying how he doesn't want to destroy the Matrix.
The Matrix is his friend.
I got it all on camera.
So I was on the phone to one of the centers.
- That was sick.
- That was sick.
- Sorry, brother.
- First shot.
- I'm glad I'm doing it with you, sir. - Let's go.
It was always going to be us in the end, wasn't it?
It was always going to be us.
Chris, you look like a dad.
You look like a dad's sunglasses.
Where are your kids?
You can't say that you need them.
Do you want some Pop-Tarts?
Absolutely.
We need Pop-Tarts.
I am scared for playing the Cheetos.
I'll admit it.
No, I'm afraid.
I don't even want one, Luke.
He's put fear into my heart.
As they would any rational man.
Remember us when Keir locks us up, huh?
For whatever reason he makes up.
No, it's powerslap then UFC. Powerslap today, UFC tomorrow.
No, it's powerslap today and then club after powerslap.
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man.
You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs.
I don't.
No, I don't want to go to the club.
Listen, listen.
I don't want to go.
I think we should stay in the hotel.
Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
I'm not twisting.
But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
I'm in.
You're in.
Andrew, Luke needs us to go.
You're a father.
You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit.
And neither do I. But we're good cousins.
I don't want to go to the club.
You're welcome, Luke.
Don't worry.
Write me a letter of thanks.
Save your thank yous in the club.
This is stupid.
I'm going to do it.
Do you like some booze?
No, I'm going to do it.
Guys.
But first, I think it's more important that I count these peanuts.
I mean, obviously I don't want Luke to kill himself.
Guys, I'm gonna...
No, I'm serious.
And I'm gonna do it right now.
I'm super serious.
I'm coming.
What?
These Skittles.
Bailey, you're supposed to at least care.
Guys, I'm really gonna do it.
I'm gonna drink it right now.
I'm coming, yeah.
I mean, how long is this gonna take?
There's a lot of Skittles.
You know, I'd be ashamed to kill myself, though, on an empty stomach.
Maybe I should wait a little bit.
No, no, I do now.
Well, wait!
No, no, you promise.
I don't want to be a liar.
I'm not at the bar.
What's it going to be?
Nothing.
I don't want anything.
You're at a bar.
Tequila?
No, none of it.
Whiskey?
None of it.
Luke, I do the emergency meetings because I make them, and you currently make the talk confidential, so you would say that you are Mr. Confidential?
No.
What's my name when I do emergency meetings?
You're now that person for Take Off of That Book or Mr. Producer.
Serve him up a tall glass of this shit.
No, I don't want that.
I don't want anything.
Here, start with that.
No, I don't want anything.
What do you mean you don't want it?
When's the last time you had a sip of booze?
It's on the rocks.
It's been years.
How?
When's the last time you had a sip of booze?
Years.
I'm going on about 13 hours.
You?
Years.
Take a sip.
No, I'm about to leave.
Let's go.
Let's go.
In the 90s and I'm bum with the window stand it But a bum got a strap in the party Who the fuck like a in a party?
It's huge, Hawaii.
Real pleasure to meet you, man.
London.
Huge championship.
Thanks a lot.
Let's come in to the state, boys.
Glad I could get it done.
Shit's fucking packed.
How do we go?
It's awesome.
This is incredible.
We've been out the states too long.
We get back and everything's better than ever.
I think you star power slap around him.
Might be doing some prison for them, you know, if we get himself.
Right hand, fuck you!
It's amazing.
It's an amazing environment.
It's really good.
It's a different show live.
And Vegas seems a lot more welcome than Florida.
They fucking fucked us in there.
Let's do it.
Go!
How are you doing?
Let's do a series in a power station.
You know, it's even better than I thought.
The atmosphere is incredible.
It's a nice, clear view you can see.
These guys are brave.
Like, when I was fighting, I tried to knock that hit.
These guys are very brave.
Hey, thank you, dude.
Nice to meet people.
Andrew, videos everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Tell me what's up, man.
I'm David Brown, and these guys are loyal.
Andrew, you've got to do Theo's part.
Yeah, we should talk about how you even thought about it.
I would be fucking amazing.
Yeah, I've got enough emotional issues at the moment.
But Theo gets away with everything.
Does he?
I don't know.
Until he doesn't.
Tell me about it.
Welcome to America, dude.
I don't know how...
I don't know how long they're letting you stay.
Me neither.
Glad to be back.
For now.
America, baby.
America, baby.
Culture.
Only the mayor.
Oh, fuck the team, brothers.
See you guys on the call.
That's the preacher, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
Hey, man.
Good to see you.
Enjoy that whiskey.
I'll see you later.
I need the petition on him.
Thank you, man.
Take a picture, bro.
Take a picture, bro.
Turn around.
It's fucking cardio time, motherfuckers.
Anyway, you're in a fucking one minute video.
With that king, a kickboxer.
Pulling a professional kickboxing record.
76 wins.
9 closes.
One draw.
I'm very close, man.
He knows my record.
76 feet, 300 goal.
We're going to win the game.
That's all.
You know what?
I'm going to win the game.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win the game.
Hey, hey.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tristan, the Palace fan team, motherfuckers.
You're the fucking man.
You're the fucking man.
I appreciate you.
Come on, Tristan.
Bring it back to you, baby.
Tristan, Tristan.
I love you, brother.
Hey, you guys have a great night.
Oh my god.
Really, something people don't realize.
Is that no one actually dislikes Andrew and Tristan?
I've been with them for years and I've never once seen anyone ever say anything like boo or anything negative ever.
I've only ever heard that boo.
Tristan, you can't boo your brother.
Can I? It's your cousin.
So I'm beginning to believe it's all just some giant AI bot mechanism.
Andrew and I are having a hard time keeping these alligators down.
I got Crocs.
I have normal shoes.
You get knocked out, you get kicked in the head by alligators.
These are kicked in the head by Crocs.
Do you really want that?
No.
Yeah, an alligator croc sandwich.
Let's get him some shark shoes just to finish it off.
Yeah.
Promise to wear them?
That would be good.
Shark skin shoes.
Nice.
To fuck everyone up.
Yeah, that was wild.
Alright, so we made it.
I forgot you were famous because we were in jail for so long.
But it turns out people still remember you.
Turns out, yeah.
That was fun.
Cheers.
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers.
Mike and the guys are downstairs.
Interesting.
Interesting question.
This car is now on an independent service.
Does that mean you've pushed buttons to make it go down without stopping?
Uh, yes.
I'm going to give you a very unusual tip.
Here you go.
That's about 50 American dollars worth of Romanian money.
Thank you, sir.
So, cash in if you like or just keep it as a souvenir.
Do whatever.
Shut up.
I get you every time.
I was born in Rio.
Andrew and Tristan Cade.
I don't know if you've heard the names.
There's a panel there.
Both PJs.
Both money.
I just left Tristan's.
I need to get the job done.
Comes over to my place.
That happened there?
In which dream?
I didn't know you fucked your own sister.
Oh, that is fucking crazy.
You know, I'm going to take that.
I'm going to take that as disrespect.
I'm going to have to ask you to be my sweet.
Would you like a cigarette?
I'm going to have to ask you to be my sweet.
Would you like a cigarette?
Yo, get the fuck out of here.
What are you doing?
I mean, I thought it was pretty good.
You know, they say the British have no sense of humor.
Now, I'm not going to be drinking while I'm in Vegas.
No, hear me out.
So I thought I'd have a drink this afternoon.
There's a bunch of full open, there's a full closed bar on my mini bar, like a thousand bucks a bottle.
But I thought I'll just drink this blue label that Stiney gave me because it's not on the mini bar.
I opened it up, I'm about halfway up the bottle through.
This morning I look around like, if Blue Label's on the menu, where the fuck is the other ball that came in the hotel room?
You just took the fuckin' ball from the hotel baseball and had it to me.
I went to duty for you.
Oh, I went to duty for you.
Really?
Shot attack, bitch!
I can't find the other ball in my hotel room.
And if they charge me for it...
Oh, they charge me for it?
No, no, no.
If they do, you're officially smarter than me.
Well, I put both on your wrist.
Cheers!
I like jail.
I want cheers to that.
If you can't come here, then come on!
Before he came here, he said, I will never fuck with Stiney again, because I don't want to give me enough.
The best thing about being in jail was knowing that you were kept, you walked away from me.
He was terrified.
No, no, I slept good in jail knowing you couldn't get me.
Never seen me again, my friend.
So I kind of want to go back.
He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on.
Almost tiny.
Go.
Go Charlotte.
We're ready!
We're ready to go!
It's your birthday.
We're gonna sip the card.
It's like it's your birthday.
And you know we don't give a bucket.
That's your birthday.
You'll find me in the club.
Not a fool of bug.
Look, mommy, I got that.
Sickin' into takin' drugs.
I'm inna havin' sex.
I ain't into makin' love.
So come.
Yeah!
Fuck you!
You're full of bug.
Look, mommy, I got that.
Sickin' into takin' drugs.
I'm inna havin' sex.
I ain't into makin' love.
So come.
Give me a hug.
Get inna gettin' rub.
When I pull up out front, you see the Benzoned up.
Uh-huh.
When I roll 20 deep, it's 29's in the club.
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre.
Now they wanna show me love.
When you shout like Eminem and the hoes, they wanna fuck.
The homie ain't nothin' to change.
Hold down, G's up.
I see exhibit in the cut.
That nigga roll that weed up.
Roll that weed up.
If you watch how I move, a mistake before I play up here.
Been hit with a few shells, but now I walk with a limp.
In the hood, in the light, they sayin' 50, you hot.
Uh-huh.
They like me, I want 'em to love me like they love pop.