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March 14, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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VIVA LAS VEGAS | Tate Confidential Ep 276
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Didn't say who, no!
You have the right to eat, princess.
You can't be throwing money everywhere.
You're just going to lose all your money.
Tonight and I are loops dressed like this.
Bailey slept with five men in the backseat of an escalator.
It certainly doesn't sound good, but Tristan...
You were trying to sleep with me, but I wouldn't sleep with you back.
It's true, you didn't sleep in the back.
If someone else slept with you, they'd be gay too.
But you were just attempting to sleep with five men in the backseat of an escalator.
None of those men were interested in sleeping with you.
So American paparazzi are real.
They're super real.
These drivers are driving like mad men just to keep up with us.
Just to take pictures of you guys.
No, no, no.
They want a picture of your mustache.
They're actually ice and they're here to deport you because that mustache makes you look guamalic.
They can't be here to deport me.
They're here to deport me.
That's not why they're here.
Luke, it's guys you were talking about.
I know.
They're here.
They're here for your job, Bailey.
Do any of you two want this?
Yes or no.
Is this a thing?
Do you want to film me or take things?
I'll hurt you my own eyes.
Is this a thing?
He can handle it.
I saved it.
Luke, there are two distinct realities.
There are two versions of the universe.
In one of those universes, I finished this pack of Oreos.
In the other universe, I don't.
And they're completely different.
They head in completely different opposite directions.
Everything will be different.
Nothing will be the same.
So I am in charge of your future and your fate and your life.
Leaving this one Oreo in the packet, on the table, will change things.
It will.
Someone's going to have to come and clean it up.
And that person might be five minutes later driving home from work.
And then there'll be an accident because of it.
Someone might die because of you, Luke.
The consequence is I am in charge of your fate and your future, depending on whether I eat this last Oreo or not.
You can't say the Oreo or not.
I've decided to not eat the last Oreo.
That is the future you're forced to live.
Luke, you're forced to live.
Here it is.
You're forced to live in that future.
What are you going to do about it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you eat that Oreo, that's a different future than if you don't.
Be careful.
It'll change everything.
Which one's better?
Be careful.
If you don't eat it, or you eat it, the people who watch this clip, millions of people around the world are going to watch it instead of watching something else, and it's going to change the trajectory of all of their lives.
You're affecting the entire planet, depending on whether you eat that Oreo or not.
You need to think carefully.
It says fucking calm down and think about your actions.
This is stupid.
But I'm kidding.
If I now lose at gambling in Vegas...
It was because of that Oreo.
Good.
From now on, every problem in our life that we're going to have in this new universe is because Luke ate the Oreo.
My footage is going to go and take confidential.
I'm not going to let his in.
His is going to be super high quality, but it won't have my comments.
No narration.
They knew you were coming.
Yeah, why is it going to do with Bailey?
Yeah.
while showing them to the camera.
You said you to the camera.
Why is Dustin here?
He's a shit character.
Because I'm nuts.
Sorry, that was a little corny.
What's fun in Vegas?
A lot.
Tell me.
A lot.
Well, you want to shoot guns?
Sure, shoot guns.
You promised we're going to blow shit up.
We can blow shit up.
Let's blow shit up.
What else do you want to do?
UFC. Power slap.
Tonight, if you want to gamble, it's a good night to gamble.
Are you lucky?
I could be lucky.
I keep getting criminal cases, but I don't go to jail, so I don't know if I'm lucky or I'm lucky.
How many push-ups per day if we go to the bin right now together?
At least a thousand.
At least.
Be good for you.
Remember my speech on our podcast?
What do you guys want to do?
Hang out.
Watch the fights.
Big Pereira fan.
Everyone knows he's one of the best to ever do it.
Never been to a UFC event?
Funny.
Well, my invites started coming after I got arrested.
Yeah, I came in to check out the UFC, that's gonna be good.
Simulation, I'm going to fucking Vegas.
Fuck the AGs, fuck the governors who don't like me.
I'm not a criminal, I'm a US citizen.
And I have a constitutional right to eat breakfast.
He snaked you.
You can't just accept that.
Just like moving on.
Soft.
These are excellent.
I paid for the jet.
I paid for these snacks.
You might think this is a waste of money, but it's actually an investment.
So I'm about to win it all back.
Times a hundred.
Double a dollar.
Just one time.
Times 30. Hear me out.
One time.
Double it once.
Times 30. You'll be a multi-multi-millionaire.
Hundreds of millions.
Billions of dollars.
So my plan is, because the thing is, if you put it all on black, it's never going to be black 30 times in a row.
It's never going to be red 30 times in a row.
But every single time, it is a mix of black and red.
You see where I'm going here?
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to mix it between black and red and double it until I've made hundreds of millions of dollars.
I walk in.
$1.
Slots.
Hit the jackpot.
$10,000.
Double it at blackjack.
$20,000.
A few rounds of baccarat.
Then I'm up at $160.
I take the $160.
I walk over to the roulette table.
It's going to be 20 grand on black or red.
Double that multiple times until I hit the craps table and bring it home for the multi-million.
You're just going to lose all your money.
This is not going to happen.
No, no, Luke.
He didn't hear his plan.
At no point during his plan did he mention losing.
No, but...
No, no, he didn't hear his plan.
He walks in.
He doesn't plan.
Walking?
Slots.
I know.
Ten cents.
Money gone.
Win.
Have to get more.
No, but that's the thing.
The number is starting with one dollar.
I have millions to start the process today.
With millions of tries, I'm bound to quit.
It sounds to me like you've gone through your life just losing.
I've been to the casino with you guys.
I've seen you lose money.
What happened?
You lost.
How come we're still rich?
They're gonna lose.
This isn't scientific.
It's not a plan.
Do you even have a dollar?
I don't even believe they have a dollar to start the plan.
You can't be throwing money everywhere.
You can't keep throwing hundreds of dollars around.
This is stupid.
My turn.
Red!
So you gotta mix these two up.
He goes first.
He goes first, but it's red.
Okay.
Tristan, decide who gets what card.
Yeah.
Luke.
Luke.
Reverse.
Daddy needs like another guy.
Reverse.
Return.
Skip.
Draw two.
Didn't say uno.
Pick up two.
Okay.
Okay.
So now it's my turn?
That's pathetic.
That was his turn.
That was real pathetic.
Uno.
Okay.
Plus two.
Never lost a game.
I have to never lost a game.
I have never lost a game of UNO.
Sorry.
I've never seen a faggot fumble that badly.
I was ready for you.
I went nuclear.
I did the shuffle.
I took you out.
I mean, I got you.
You got me.
Because I didn't say Udo.
I got myself I did it You ain't nothing but a Dog, play it I get it Fro, play it I get it I understand, I understand You ain't the man
You ain't nothing but a But I can't do it I'm not a We were Las Vegas.
Escaped Communist Florida.
A very warm welcome here.
Thank you very much.
Cigars are ready and everything.
We have food.
Would you like a grape?
Would you like a grape?
Grape sounds nice.
Yeah, well, I can't have one.
I mean, I shouldn't know.
War.
Skills.
This is the two-bedroom suite.
Most importantly, we have Smash Bros on the projector so I can bust you up any time.
I guess you would call this the communal meeting and seating area.
For all my friends I don't have.
It's like the coolest hotel room I've ever stayed in.
Got my bed here.
Let me just quickly, one, two, three.
About four bitches.
So, you know, I have to downsize because I'm traveling.
I'm traveling.
Some would say I'm living the dream.
Imagine.
From being locked up in jail.
Everyone told me I'd be there for years.
I was locked in my house and all of a sudden I'm here.
Strange twist of fate, you could argue, huh?
Many people would think I feel strange.
They'd say, wow, it must be such a weird change.
You're all of a sudden in these amazing places after being locked up for so long.
How does it feel?
Normal.
Because I deserve it.
I'm a good person.
He's done nothing wrong.
I'm feeling lucky, Bailey.
So give me a budget.
Between $300,000 and $500,000.
To gamble today.
Split it right down the middle.
What's in the middle?
400,000.
400. Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Alright, let's do it.
Are you ready to let the dogs out?
It's tonight and I... Don't lose dressed like this.
What was the quote?
It's not gambling when you know you're going to win.
You're damn right.
Look who made it.
Luke's here.
Luke's here.
No one cares I'm here.
Where's the charger?
Luke, it's not time to work.
It's time to gamble.
I super need to work.
Don't I hand-dress to talk to his cousin?
No, but why?
Because sometimes in life you just have to do what you have to do.
Okay, what's the upside?
Listen, Luke, you ate the Oreo.
If you didn't eat the Oreo, you could have stayed in.
You chose this path.
You chose this destiny.
So fucking live it.
Get up and let's go.
Are you ready to let the dogs out?
No.
You're not a liar.
No, I'm not ready to let the dogs out.
Here, have a gummy bear.
Calm down.
Let's fucking go.
I need a lighter.
The dog should stay inside.
You want a lighter?
No, I was waiting for Bailey to cuck.
You can smoke on the casino floor or in the room.
You can't smoke in the hallway.
So if you like that, you can't smoke.
Watch me.
Okay.
Fucking watch me.
Fucking smell me.
Nigger.
Ron DeSantis.
Andrew smokes in hallways.
I want some killers, my niggas a lot up in shoes.
100,000 on the coupe, yeah, yeah.
I want some killers, my niggas a lot up in shoes, yeah, yeah.
I'm still having bikes with some demons, don't know what to do, yeah, yeah.
I did some shit in the streets, mama, you never knew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hundred thousand on the coupe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want some killers, my niggas, and load up and shoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm stabbing back to some demons don't know what to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did some shit in the streets, mama, you never knew.
Luke, I can't believe we make it billions.
What are you doing?
I'm busy in the real world.
Why are you in the real world when you're gambling making billions?
None of this is important.
The real world's worth it.
Well, I made six grand.
I'm just gonna make it.
Six means three thousand.
I've spoken to loads of students, and it meant I had no part of it.
The real world might be more funding than this.
It is.
It genuinely is.
If I made $6,000, I don't care about it at all.
Yeah, exactly.
What does $6,000 mean?
Nothing.
I should have 10X'd.
I should have 100X'd.
I should have made $600,000.
Have you learned nothing from the trenches?
Even that I wouldn't care.
Yeah.
I'm having a spiritual crisis.
And I think the source of my spiritual crisis is the Oreo.
It's not the Oreo.
That you ate.
If you didn't eat that Oreo, I wouldn't be talking about it right now.
Everything would be completely different.
Maybe we'd be doing something else much more fun.
No, because then you'd be complaining about the fact that I didn't.
Let's fight, Luke.
No.
Admit that in a different parallel universe where I didn't eat the Oreo.
This would be worse.
You might have to fight.
You don't have to.
I'm just trying to find solutions.
There's no solution to an Oreo that would be...
Solution Oriental.
It was an Oreo.
One Oreo.
It's the perfect time for you guys to sit down.
Sparkling water.
Sparkling water?
Do you want ice with that or just...
Yes, please.
On the rocks.
Sounds cooler, right?
Rocks.
Decaut took all my money.
Every penny.
Ron DeSantis next.
Motherfuckers.
Do you have any idea how rich I'd be if they would've just left me alone these last few years?
Jesus Christ, I must be 100 million down.
See how Andy goes.
Oh, I'm gonna lose.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Andy's gonna lose, don't worry.
We're not very lucky gamblers.
Watch this now.
Fourteen.
Fourteen against an ace.
He made me do it.
Kyle, listen.
My mother doesn't get a Christmas present because Ed, you lose all of our money.
That's all we got.
- Blame Kyle.
- There you go.
- Come on. - All right. - You're five grand up, you're done.
Just like you said he would.
His plan was to win.
Time 30. I bet he won his first bet.
You won your first spin, Tristan.
Luke, he's going to do it 29 more times in a row.
He's now up like 25 grand.
I said he was going to get that one.
No, you said he's going to lose it all, and now he's made the average person's yearly wage in two minutes.
Can you accept what's happened?
It's fine.
I'm happy.
Tristan, I'm happy.
Can you accept what's happened to you?
Bailey, he's not going to make a billion dollars.
He's going to make a billion.
He's up 50 grand.
At this rate, he stays up all night.
He just won again.
And your fucking cousin is heartbroken.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Luke, we told you what's going to happen.
He's going to win 30 times in a row.
I did.
I did.
I was wrong.
It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.
So did I gamble?
No.
You just won.
And I made like $17,000, $18,000.
You came in, made $17,000.
I fully can see.
Because I told Tristan, and I told Andrew, and I said we should go.
I said we should go.
And then if they listen to me, if I... No, I did eat Oreo, so maybe this is actually all because of me, Tristan.
Tristan, you know what?
I ate the Oreo, didn't I? Wait a second, Bailey.
Bailey, you remember when I ate the cookie, right?
The last cookie I ate, the last Oreo.
Remember I split the timeline in two?
It's compelling.
If he had not eaten the cookie or not eaten the cookie, it would have changed the numbers.
That second delay.
We would have been here at a different time.
Different spin, different wind in the air.
It's basically his money.
Basically, Tristan, you might as well owe me.
I'm pretty jet-lagged, my brother wants to go to sleep.
Bro, how much you down?
No, I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this.
Happy birthday, bro.
I'm not, no.
28. Happy birthday, happy birthday.
I ain't touching it again.
Happy birthday, bro.
Now you go lose that.
That's God.
Thank you so much, bro.
I got you, G. Don't worry, man.
Happy birthday.
Yeah, we're jet-lagged, man.
We might hit the hype.
No, we're gonna go sleep, too.
Isn't that as gay as it gets?
It was always going to be us in the end, wasn't it?
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