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Nov. 9, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
20:15
Quit Quitting | Tate Confidential Ep 264
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He who made me turn into the vide, he turned into the vide, he made me turn into the vide, he turned into the vide.
Good night.
What's up?
Well, new vans here.
Come on, one of your purchases is one of your purchases is here.
Let's go see if it's worth the money.
We already have one of these, by the way. - What is it?
It's a Mercedes van thing.
Are you a fan?
A fan of your van?
Yeah.
I bought it.
I bought it because I can't.
Do you want to go fucking see it or not?
I'm tired.
It's a long day.
It's gone.
Listen, I'm the man.
I'm going to sleep.
Tristan, I want to see the van.
If you don't come see it with me, you won't be allowed in because you'll be suffering from a van.
I'll go see it without you.
You're banned!
From the van.
Alright, it's a pretty cool van, not gonna lie.
I'm gonna lie.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's let's go.
Wait, where's my seat?
Why are there only two seats?
There aren't two seats.
There's a way of making the seats work.
Ha ha ha.
You worked this out.
Yes, nice.
What?
For you.
I don't know what you're saying.
You're sluggering all over your she-she-pipe.
I am...
I'm Darth...
Darth Top-G. I no longer breathe air.
This is my advanced system.
To be stronger than Arrow 4.
Understand?
Yeah, great, okay.
300 grand, who cares?
Boring!
You work it out, faggot!
Nice van.
Thanks.
Tristan, I like the old one better.
I don't know how you need this one.
Nice, sir.
Thank you, Austin.
Alright, so no van.
I'm out.
Alright, so breaking the fourth wall.
I always film these love letters and I never knew if it was actually a joke or if it was for real.
You actually get loads of love letters every single day.
This is not a joke.
Yeah, these are the ones whose Instagrams I need to check.
These are already disqualified, these ones.
This one is every day.
What's this one?
Please, Andrew.
24 year old.
I want to speak to you.
Instagram.
Okay, we'll check her Instagram now.
These are on those.
One of those had really good handwriting, by the way.
Yeah, the poem was beautiful, but no Insta.
That's a tragedy.
Yeah, that's true.
This is the trash pile.
I'm going to shut her now.
Also, by the way, you might smoke too much.
What?
All you do, all day, every day, is smoke shisha.
Matter of factly, I think this table is a very accurate depiction of who you are.
You've got your weights, you've got your phone, you've got your laptop to work, you've got your coffee, you've got your water, and you've got your shisha.
This is literally your daily essentials.
Yeah, but I quit smoking and it made me sick.
You have been healthy since you started smoking again.
So now, I've quit smoking.
Say again?
Not smoking has killed anger.
I've never seen Andrew sick a day of my life.
Andrew, you seriously need to consider quitting not smoking.
I need to take my health seriously and make sure that I always smoke for the rest of my life.
Andrew, this is your body finally expelling all of the toxins that you've accumulated over all these years.
I run on toxins.
I'm toxically masculine.
I only breathe smoke now.
Are you refueling your body with the toxins?
Twelve hours a day, I only breathe smoke.
I feel great.
Andrew, this can't be good for you.
Why?
and that's it so so so so so so so so so so
On the side is one.
So you're wasting lots of energy jumping back to not get hit.
And sometimes they still catch you on the air.
You gotta move off at an angle so you don't have to move as much.
And then you're closer to count.
If you step back four or five steps, even if you miss it, you can't hit him.
Time!
You got to smoke in between rounds.
You got to smoke in between.
Is it not you?
Force out.
Come on.
Come on, set the pace, let's go. let's go.
I'm honking, I ain't got pressure left.
I've got all my breath for the last 30 seconds.
Come on.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
30 seconds.
Now we're talking.
We're talking.
Finally.
Finally.
We're talking smooth.
Ashes.
We're talking.
Come on.
We're talking.
Come on, set the pace.
Come on, set the pace. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time.
Ah.
Yeah, back up.
Go ahead.
Alright.
That's what I'm saying.
It's fucking good.
Ah.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I'm trying to go on it.
Finally, a fight.
Power to your back toes.
That's where you get the power from.
I need a heavy back toe.
Every day.
Luke's jab is sick now.
A little sharp, yeah.
Sick and sharp.
Got a really good jab.
I thought it was shit.
Like I said, I think he fucked his hands.
What have you been doing?
Yeah, so even when I run away from him, I try and keep my feet in condition so that I can still back.
Because I like run, run, back, run, run, back.
And I hit you, but I'm sorry, it stops you coming.
I'll move and I'll cross the shoulder.
I'll move, I'll hook.
And then it slows you down a bit and then I get to rest and fuck around.
Your feet are always in position.
Your feet are never out of balance.
You watch every single video.
Your feet are always in balance.
They're always here, always here.
Even when you change stance, they're always there.
When you cross and change stance, that's hard.
You just do it seamlessly.
It's seamless when you do it.
It's like, you have to kind of think, oh fuck, it's changed stance.
It's like there.
But I think I'll clock that.
Like when you change stance, you give me this shoulder.
So I'm trying to hit that shoulder, but I've got to be careful for the fucking hook that's going to come round here.
You'll cross right, and then you'll hook it to get back to that stance.
It's good.
I tried it, it didn't work.
- Practice, practice.
- All right, then we'll do that one. - Because my left leg was my better kicking leg than my right leg, so I would cross and then body kick.
- Ah.
Can you show me that again?
I would jab, cross, and then left body kick.
To the hip?
Your left kick was crazy.
My left was better than my right.
It was crazy.
Crazy.
He had to be careful.
He was fucking sharp.
Like mad sharp, man.
Pro Cop style.
How many people did you take out?
I'm sure you took about three people.
Because I remember early days when you came up with it, you said it's like boom, and the guy was like, wow, literally, yeah.
It's always, it's always hard, but you don't see it, it doesn't matter.
If you hit with a tiny jab you don't see, it hurts so much more than the hook you expect.
Your body can...
Chi is real.
- You see it coming?
- You can take it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What was that?
- Heavy matter.
- How many boxes are fucking down with these?
25 to be specific.
You know what's funny?
We had dumplings for lunch.
And we had dumplings for dinner yesterday.
And we had dumplings for lunch yesterday.
We're dumpling guys now.
We had 25 boxes of dumplings for lunch.
We had 25 boxes of dumplings for dinner last night.
We had 25 boxes of dumplings for lunch yesterday.
We eat too many dumplings.
I don't think dumplings are healthy anyway.
Why not?
There's just no way they're healthy.
It's just a carbicide.
It's bad for your health.
Tell me what to do.
Thanks for the input, T. There, I said it.
Dumplings aren't healthy, but dumplings plus shisha are definitely not healthy.
I feel like I just need to stop saying that you smoke too much because you're not going to listen to me.
Andrew.
So we decided to finally enjoy the patio, but Nigel and Marcel can't handle the cold.
Oh dear.
It is cold.
Why are we here?
It's cold.
I can't take this.
It's draining.
It's draining.
It is cold.
The Atlantic Ocean is cold.
Fine.
And you need to get used to it.
I think what we're trying to do is get used to, because it's going to get colder.
So I think this is climatising the cold.
No boat jokes.
Because I'm starting to not want to go anywhere.
When we get the boat, I'm sailing to the South Pole.
We're not.
I am.
Marcel, I know you want to see the penguins.
The penguins are cold, Marcel.
I'm not going on the boat.
Penguins are sick.
You're going on the boat.
And you've got to get used to the cold because I'm going to sail the icy seas.
And you're coming with it.
No, I'm not coming with it.
Do you know what I can't wait to see?
You walk the plank.
I'm not walking the plank.
You will.
It's either that or you should get stabbed by the swords.
We're all going to have cutlasses.
I mean I might even get a motherfucking eye patch.
Up with this bitch. - Little parrot. - Teach you a lesson, nice. - Take your own his shoulder. - You need a parrot for the boat.
We might need a parrot for the boat.
We do need a parrot for the boat.
Can you train a parrot?
I think we all need some eye patches as well.
Yeah, eye patches.
Okay, I'm not walking on a plank.
We're not getting a plank.
Do you want to put a plank on the boat?
It's either that or we're going to stab you.
Stab me then.
At least I might survive that.
Once I'm in the water, that's it, I'm done.
A few moments later.
*BEEP* *laughs* You can kinda- You can kinda see it on the screen.
This room is smoked out.
I was wondering why the house was so empty.
Keep the door closed.
We're trying to keep our lungs strong.
Bro, this room is smoked out.
Don't let Andrew Shisha smoking rub.
You don't even smoke Shisha.
You smoke Shisha.
You never smoke Shisha.
What am I doing right now?
Well, you are smoking Shisha now.
What I'm saying is don't let Andrew's bad habits rub off on you.
There's four pipes in here, and I see three men smoking and one crying about the smoke.
Why don't you close that door and hit the pipe?
I feel the need to resist temptation.
However, I am kind of tempted to join.
What is it the Bible says about always giving in to temptation?
This is something like that.
Alright, take care of it.
More temptation is in there.
Can't resist any longer.
I can't resist.
Camera inception.
We all have our hoods up like we're in some secret game. .
Everyone knows our power.
The secret society of the smoke.
This is a very smoky room.
I think everyone at home can tell.
This is turbo smoke.
I'm genuinely surprised that you're smoking shisha.
You never smoke shisha.
It's a very new thing.
It's the cause.
It's important.
Why am I smoking?
I don't smoke.
What are you doing right now?
I am smoking.
Andrew, no devices.
Let's enjoy the moment.
You look like a big teddy bear.
Scare?
Smoky bear.
Nice.
Only you can prevent healthy levels.
Doing my best, old mate.
Doing my fucking best.
I've given into temptation You're so dark can't even see in that corner right there Racist!
I just need to bump up the exposure.
I thought we said no devices.
The camera's a device.
It is a device.
Faggot.
I'm documenting our daily conversation.
Alright.
What is it like living in the Tate household?
We just insult each other all day long and smoke an absorbent amount of shisha.
Suck Cracker.
You won't live very long because we're kicking you out.
Thanks.
I don't even have to smoke the shisha.
I can just breathe in the air of the room and I taste shisha smoke.
No air.
No.
I'll eat up our smoke.
Who can breathe in more?
You or me?
I did play the trumpet.
I have very well-trained lungs.
It has nothing to do with smoking.
Can I blow shisha through my trumpet while I play?
That's not a bad idea.
That'd be G. Yeah, it does too.
But you'd have to do it in a smokeless room so the trumpet was smoky.
I'll try that soon.
Alright, Andrew.
Closing statement.
Shisha's pretty bangin'.
Wow, I kinda did.
Closing statement.
White people are going to be extinct soon because you lost control of your women.
That's why.
Your women run your society now and you're like, we have one kid.
Gay.
Those niggers are taking over.
There's going to be shisha everywhere.
Arabs are going to run your cities.
Shisha.
Blacks don't really smoke shisha that much.
Never invented that.
What's busy?
What do blacks smoke?
There's something black people smoke that gets really smoked.
We invented mud huts.
Yeah, we did.
That kept us busy.
We did invent that.
We probably invented the Bell and Arrow.
No.
Well, black people are going to win that.
But we'll win in the end.
You have the clocks.
We have the time.
Just wait it out.
Jha will provide.
Ask a black man.
Jha provides.
White man built society.
Cool.
We end up building one.
Jha will provide.
We'll just get over there.
Let's take theirs.
Jha provides.
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