Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Quit Quitting | Tate Confidential Ep 264
Aired: 2024-11-09
Duration: 20:15


=== New Vans Arrival (03:26) ===

[00:00:00]  He who made me turn into the vide, he turned into the vide, he made me turn into the vide, he turned into the vide.
[00:00:15]  Good night.
[00:00:16]  What's up?
[00:00:16]  Well, new vans here.
[00:00:18]  Come on, one of your purchases is one of your purchases is here.
[00:00:39]  Let's go see if it's worth the money.
[00:00:42]  We already have one of these, by the way. - What is it?
[00:00:45]  It's a Mercedes van thing.
[00:00:48]  Are you a fan?
[00:00:50]  A fan of your van?
[00:00:52]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  I bought it.
[00:00:53]  I bought it because I can't.
[00:00:56]  Do you want to go fucking see it or not?
[00:00:58]  I'm tired.
[00:00:58]  It's a long day.
[00:00:59]  It's gone.
[00:00:59]  Listen, I'm the man.
[00:01:01]  I'm going to sleep.
[00:01:03]  Tristan, I want to see the van.
[00:01:07]  If you don't come see it with me, you won't be allowed in because you'll be suffering from a van.
[00:01:12]  I'll go see it without you.
[00:01:13]  You're banned!
[00:01:14]  From the van.
[00:01:16]  Alright, it's a pretty cool van, not gonna lie.
[00:01:26]  I'm gonna lie.
[00:01:27]  Alright, let's go.
[00:01:32]  Alright, let's let's go.
[00:02:01]  Wait, where's my seat?
[00:02:03]  Why are there only two seats?
[00:02:07]  There aren't two seats.
[00:02:10]  There's a way of making the seats work.
[00:02:14]  Ha ha ha.
[00:02:16]  You worked this out.
[00:02:25]  Yes, nice.
[00:02:27]  What?
[00:02:28]  For you.
[00:02:31]  I don't know what you're saying.
[00:02:33]  You're sluggering all over your she-she-pipe.
[00:02:36]  I am...
[00:02:37]  I'm Darth...
[00:02:40]  Darth Top-G. I no longer breathe air.
[00:02:45]  This is my advanced system.
[00:02:49]  To be stronger than Arrow 4.
[00:02:53]  Understand?
[00:02:58]  Yeah, great, okay.
[00:03:00]  300 grand, who cares?
[00:03:05]  Boring!
[00:03:06]  You work it out, faggot!
[00:03:10]  Nice van.
[00:03:11]  Thanks.
[00:03:14]  Tristan, I like the old one better.
[00:03:16]  I don't know how you need this one.
[00:03:18]  Nice, sir.
[00:03:23]  Thank you, Austin.
[00:03:24]  Alright, so no van.

=== Toxins and Love Letters (03:27) ===

[00:03:26]  I'm out.
[00:03:28]  Alright, so breaking the fourth wall.
[00:03:58]  I always film these love letters and I never knew if it was actually a joke or if it was for real.
[00:04:02]  You actually get loads of love letters every single day.
[00:04:06]  This is not a joke.
[00:04:07]  Yeah, these are the ones whose Instagrams I need to check.
[00:04:12]  These are already disqualified, these ones.
[00:04:16]  This one is every day.
[00:04:18]  What's this one?
[00:04:20]  Please, Andrew.
[00:04:22]  24 year old.
[00:04:24]  I want to speak to you.
[00:04:27]  Instagram.
[00:04:27]  Okay, we'll check her Instagram now.
[00:04:30]  These are on those.
[00:04:32]  One of those had really good handwriting, by the way.
[00:04:34]  Yeah, the poem was beautiful, but no Insta.
[00:04:38]  That's a tragedy.
[00:04:40]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:04:41]  This is the trash pile.
[00:04:43]  I'm going to shut her now.
[00:04:44]  Also, by the way, you might smoke too much.
[00:04:56]  What?
[00:04:57]  All you do, all day, every day, is smoke shisha.
[00:05:00]  Matter of factly, I think this table is a very accurate depiction of who you are.
[00:05:04]  You've got your weights, you've got your phone, you've got your laptop to work, you've got your coffee, you've got your water, and you've got your shisha.
[00:05:10]  This is literally your daily essentials.
[00:05:12]  Yeah, but I quit smoking and it made me sick.
[00:05:16]  You have been healthy since you started smoking again.
[00:05:19]  So now, I've quit smoking.
[00:05:23]  Say again?
[00:05:24]  Not smoking has killed anger.
[00:05:25]  I've never seen Andrew sick a day of my life.
[00:05:28]  Andrew, you seriously need to consider quitting not smoking.
[00:05:31]  I need to take my health seriously and make sure that I always smoke for the rest of my life.
[00:05:35]  Andrew, this is your body finally expelling all of the toxins that you've accumulated over all these years.
[00:05:40]  I run on toxins.
[00:05:42]  I'm toxically masculine.
[00:05:44]  I only breathe smoke now.
[00:05:46]  Are you refueling your body with the toxins?
[00:05:48]  Twelve hours a day, I only breathe smoke.
[00:05:50]  I feel great.
[00:05:51]  Andrew, this can't be good for you.
[00:05:53]  Why?
[00:05:53]  and that's it so so so so so so so so so so
[00:06:38]  On the side is one.
[00:06:40]  So you're wasting lots of energy jumping back to not get hit.
[00:06:44]  And sometimes they still catch you on the air.
[00:06:46]  You gotta move off at an angle so you don't have to move as much.
[00:06:49]  And then you're closer to count.
[00:06:50]  If you step back four or five steps, even if you miss it, you can't hit him.

=== Move Off At An Angle (04:36) ===

[00:06:54]  Time!
[00:07:11]  You got to smoke in between rounds.
[00:07:33]  You got to smoke in between.
[00:07:49]  Is it not you?
[00:07:50]  Force out.
[00:07:51]  Come on.
[00:07:52]  Come on, set the pace, let's go. let's go.
[00:08:11]  I'm honking, I ain't got pressure left.
[00:08:13]  I've got all my breath for the last 30 seconds.
[00:08:16]  Come on.
[00:08:20]  Can you hear me?
[00:08:30]  Yeah.
[00:08:35]  30 seconds.
[00:08:38]  Now we're talking.
[00:08:39]  We're talking.
[00:08:40]  Finally.
[00:08:41]  Finally.
[00:08:42]  We're talking smooth.
[00:08:43]  Ashes.
[00:08:44]  We're talking.
[00:08:45]  Come on.
[00:08:45]  We're talking.
[00:08:53]  Come on, set the pace.
[00:08:54]  Come on, set the pace. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time. 3, 2, 1, time.
[00:09:01]  Ah.
[00:09:02]  Yeah, back up.
[00:09:03]  Go ahead.
[00:09:04]  Alright.
[00:09:05]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:09:06]  It's fucking good.
[00:09:07]  Ah.
[00:09:09]  Ooh.
[00:09:11]  Ooh.
[00:09:12]  I'm trying to go on it.
[00:09:20]  Finally, a fight.
[00:09:23]  Power to your back toes.
[00:09:26]  That's where you get the power from.
[00:09:28]  I need a heavy back toe.
[00:09:29]  Every day.
[00:09:30]  Luke's jab is sick now.
[00:09:32]  A little sharp, yeah.
[00:09:34]  Sick and sharp.
[00:09:34]  Got a really good jab.
[00:09:36]  I thought it was shit.
[00:09:38]  Like I said, I think he fucked his hands.
[00:09:40]  What have you been doing?
[00:09:44]  Yeah, so even when I run away from him, I try and keep my feet in condition so that I can still back.
[00:09:48]  Because I like run, run, back, run, run, back.
[00:09:50]  And I hit you, but I'm sorry, it stops you coming.
[00:09:54]  I'll move and I'll cross the shoulder.
[00:09:56]  I'll move, I'll hook.
[00:09:57]  And then it slows you down a bit and then I get to rest and fuck around.
[00:09:59]  Your feet are always in position.
[00:10:03]  Your feet are never out of balance.
[00:10:08]  You watch every single video.
[00:10:09]  Your feet are always in balance.
[00:10:10]  They're always here, always here.
[00:10:11]  Even when you change stance, they're always there.
[00:10:14]  When you cross and change stance, that's hard.
[00:10:20]  You just do it seamlessly.
[00:10:22]  It's seamless when you do it.
[00:10:24]  It's like, you have to kind of think, oh fuck, it's changed stance.
[00:10:29]  It's like there.
[00:10:30]  But I think I'll clock that.
[00:10:31]  Like when you change stance, you give me this shoulder.
[00:10:34]  So I'm trying to hit that shoulder, but I've got to be careful for the fucking hook that's going to come round here.
[00:10:41]  You'll cross right, and then you'll hook it to get back to that stance.
[00:10:45]  It's good.
[00:10:47]  I tried it, it didn't work.
[00:10:49]  - Practice, practice.
[00:10:51]  - All right, then we'll do that one. - Because my left leg was my better kicking leg than my right leg, so I would cross and then body kick.
[00:11:03]  - Ah.
[00:11:05]  Can you show me that again?
[00:11:13]  I would jab, cross, and then left body kick.
[00:11:19]  To the hip?
[00:11:27]  Your left kick was crazy.
[00:11:29]  My left was better than my right.
[00:11:30]  It was crazy.

=== Dumplings and Danger (08:43) ===

[00:11:31]  Crazy.
[00:11:32]  He had to be careful.
[00:11:33]  He was fucking sharp.
[00:11:35]  Like mad sharp, man.
[00:11:38]  Pro Cop style.
[00:11:41]  How many people did you take out?
[00:11:43]  I'm sure you took about three people.
[00:11:44]  Because I remember early days when you came up with it, you said it's like boom, and the guy was like, wow, literally, yeah.
[00:11:51]  It's always, it's always hard, but you don't see it, it doesn't matter.
[00:11:57]  If you hit with a tiny jab you don't see, it hurts so much more than the hook you expect.
[00:12:00]  Your body can...
[00:12:02]  Chi is real.
[00:12:04]  - You see it coming?
[00:12:06]  - You can take it.
[00:12:06]  - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:07]  - What was that?
[00:12:08]  - Heavy matter.
[00:12:09]  - How many boxes are fucking down with these?
[00:12:23]  25 to be specific.
[00:12:27]  You know what's funny?
[00:12:28]  We had dumplings for lunch.
[00:12:29]  And we had dumplings for dinner yesterday.
[00:12:32]  And we had dumplings for lunch yesterday.
[00:12:34]  We're dumpling guys now.
[00:12:36]  We had 25 boxes of dumplings for lunch.
[00:12:45]  We had 25 boxes of dumplings for dinner last night.
[00:12:48]  We had 25 boxes of dumplings for lunch yesterday.
[00:12:52]  We eat too many dumplings.
[00:12:57]  I don't think dumplings are healthy anyway.
[00:12:59]  Why not?
[00:13:01]  There's just no way they're healthy.
[00:13:03]  It's just a carbicide.
[00:13:05]  It's bad for your health.
[00:13:06]  Tell me what to do.
[00:13:09]  Thanks for the input, T. There, I said it.
[00:13:13]  Dumplings aren't healthy, but dumplings plus shisha are definitely not healthy.
[00:13:19]  I feel like I just need to stop saying that you smoke too much because you're not going to listen to me.
[00:13:26]  Andrew.
[00:13:27]  So we decided to finally enjoy the patio, but Nigel and Marcel can't handle the cold.
[00:13:42]  Oh dear.
[00:13:43]  It is cold.
[00:13:43]  Why are we here?
[00:13:44]  It's cold.
[00:13:44]  I can't take this.
[00:13:45]  It's draining.
[00:13:45]  It's draining.
[00:13:46]  It is cold.
[00:13:47]  The Atlantic Ocean is cold.
[00:13:48]  Fine.
[00:13:49]  And you need to get used to it.
[00:13:50]  I think what we're trying to do is get used to, because it's going to get colder.
[00:13:56]  So I think this is climatising the cold.
[00:13:59]  No boat jokes.
[00:13:59]  Because I'm starting to not want to go anywhere.
[00:14:02]  When we get the boat, I'm sailing to the South Pole.
[00:14:04]  We're not.
[00:14:05]  I am.
[00:14:42]  Marcel, I know you want to see the penguins.
[00:14:43]  The penguins are cold, Marcel.
[00:14:46]  I'm not going on the boat.
[00:14:48]  Penguins are sick.
[00:14:48]  You're going on the boat.
[00:14:50]  And you've got to get used to the cold because I'm going to sail the icy seas.
[00:14:53]  And you're coming with it.
[00:14:54]  No, I'm not coming with it.
[00:14:55]  Do you know what I can't wait to see?
[00:14:57]  You walk the plank.
[00:14:58]  I'm not walking the plank.
[00:15:00]  You will.
[00:15:00]  It's either that or you should get stabbed by the swords.
[00:15:02]  We're all going to have cutlasses.
[00:15:03]  I mean I might even get a motherfucking eye patch.
[00:15:06]  Up with this bitch. - Little parrot. - Teach you a lesson, nice. - Take your own his shoulder. - You need a parrot for the boat.
[00:15:15]  We might need a parrot for the boat.
[00:15:17]  We do need a parrot for the boat.
[00:15:18]  Can you train a parrot?
[00:15:20]  I think we all need some eye patches as well.
[00:15:21]  Yeah, eye patches.
[00:15:23]  Okay, I'm not walking on a plank.
[00:15:25]  We're not getting a plank.
[00:15:26]  Do you want to put a plank on the boat?
[00:15:27]  It's either that or we're going to stab you.
[00:15:29]  Stab me then.
[00:15:32]  At least I might survive that.
[00:15:35]  Once I'm in the water, that's it, I'm done.
[00:15:36]  A few moments later.
[00:15:38]  *BEEP* *laughs* You can kinda- You can kinda see it on the screen.
[00:15:48]  This room is smoked out.
[00:15:49]  I was wondering why the house was so empty.
[00:15:51]  Keep the door closed.
[00:15:52]  We're trying to keep our lungs strong.
[00:15:54]  Bro, this room is smoked out.
[00:15:57]  Don't let Andrew Shisha smoking rub.
[00:15:59]  You don't even smoke Shisha.
[00:16:01]  You smoke Shisha.
[00:16:03]  You never smoke Shisha.
[00:16:05]  What am I doing right now?
[00:16:06]  Well, you are smoking Shisha now.
[00:16:07]  What I'm saying is don't let Andrew's bad habits rub off on you.
[00:16:10]  There's four pipes in here, and I see three men smoking and one crying about the smoke.
[00:16:14]  Why don't you close that door and hit the pipe?
[00:16:17]  I feel the need to resist temptation.
[00:16:24]  However, I am kind of tempted to join.
[00:16:27]  What is it the Bible says about always giving in to temptation?
[00:16:30]  This is something like that.
[00:16:32]  Alright, take care of it.
[00:16:34]  More temptation is in there.
[00:16:37]  Can't resist any longer.
[00:16:43]  I can't resist.
[00:16:44]  Camera inception.
[00:16:46]  We all have our hoods up like we're in some secret game. .
[00:17:04]  Everyone knows our power.
[00:17:05]  The secret society of the smoke.
[00:17:07]  This is a very smoky room.
[00:17:09]  I think everyone at home can tell.
[00:17:11]  This is turbo smoke.
[00:17:15]  I'm genuinely surprised that you're smoking shisha.
[00:17:17]  You never smoke shisha.
[00:17:19]  It's a very new thing.
[00:17:20]  It's the cause.
[00:17:23]  It's important.
[00:17:24]  Why am I smoking?
[00:17:25]  I don't smoke.
[00:17:27]  What are you doing right now?
[00:17:28]  I am smoking.
[00:17:29]  Andrew, no devices.
[00:17:36]  Let's enjoy the moment.
[00:17:41]  You look like a big teddy bear.
[00:17:46]  Scare?
[00:17:47]  Smoky bear.
[00:17:50]  Nice.
[00:17:52]  Only you can prevent healthy levels.
[00:17:56]  Doing my best, old mate.
[00:17:58]  Doing my fucking best.
[00:18:02]  I've given into temptation You're so dark can't even see in that corner right there Racist!
[00:18:14]  I just need to bump up the exposure.
[00:18:15]  I thought we said no devices.
[00:18:16]  The camera's a device.
[00:18:17]  It is a device.
[00:18:18]  Faggot.
[00:18:21]  I'm documenting our daily conversation.
[00:18:25]  Alright.
[00:18:26]  What is it like living in the Tate household?
[00:18:28]  We just insult each other all day long and smoke an absorbent amount of shisha.
[00:18:32]  Suck Cracker.
[00:18:33]  You won't live very long because we're kicking you out.
[00:18:36]  Thanks.
[00:18:37]  I don't even have to smoke the shisha.
[00:18:38]  I can just breathe in the air of the room and I taste shisha smoke.
[00:18:42]  No air.
[00:18:43]  No.
[00:18:45]  I'll eat up our smoke.
[00:18:51]  Who can breathe in more?
[00:18:52]  You or me?
[00:18:55]  I did play the trumpet.
[00:18:56]  I have very well-trained lungs.
[00:18:58]  It has nothing to do with smoking.
[00:19:00]  Can I blow shisha through my trumpet while I play?
[00:19:03]  That's not a bad idea.
[00:19:04]  That'd be G. Yeah, it does too.
[00:19:06]  But you'd have to do it in a smokeless room so the trumpet was smoky.
[00:19:11]  I'll try that soon.
[00:19:14]  Alright, Andrew.
[00:19:15]  Closing statement.
[00:19:17]  Shisha's pretty bangin'.
[00:19:19]  Wow, I kinda did.
[00:19:22]  Closing statement.
[00:19:26]  White people are going to be extinct soon because you lost control of your women.
[00:19:29]  That's why.
[00:19:30]  Your women run your society now and you're like, we have one kid.
[00:19:33]  Gay.
[00:19:35]  Those niggers are taking over.
[00:19:36]  There's going to be shisha everywhere.
[00:19:38]  Arabs are going to run your cities.
[00:19:39]  Shisha.
[00:19:40]  Blacks don't really smoke shisha that much.
[00:19:42]  Never invented that.
[00:19:44]  What's busy?
[00:19:44]  What do blacks smoke?
[00:19:45]  There's something black people smoke that gets really smoked.
[00:19:47]  We invented mud huts.
[00:19:48]  Yeah, we did.
[00:19:49]  That kept us busy.
[00:19:50]  We did invent that.
[00:19:51]  We probably invented the Bell and Arrow.
[00:19:53]  No.
[00:19:54]  Well, black people are going to win that.
[00:19:58]  But we'll win in the end.
[00:20:02]  You have the clocks.
[00:20:03]  We have the time.
[00:20:04]  Just wait it out.
[00:20:05]  Jha will provide.
[00:20:07]  Ask a black man.
[00:20:08]  Jha provides.
[00:20:09]  White man built society.
[00:20:10]  Cool.
[00:20:10]  We end up building one.
[00:20:11]  Jha will provide.
[00:20:12]  We'll just get over there.
[00:20:13]  Let's take theirs.
[00:20:14]  Jha provides.