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Oct. 14, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate

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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 81 - UPTOBER

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	I Guys I lost a game chess lost a lot of games of chess I
	Shall we?
	Too slow.
	Andrew? Too slow!
	I got you.
	Is that funny?
	You literally got the same color.
	You literally got the same color.
	In fact, I did not.
	Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
	So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
	Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
	You're not YouTubing a lung test.
	Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
	I mean, just kidding. How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
	Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
	According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
	And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
	You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
	Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble.
	Thanks for watching.
	Rumble.
	you Sun in the sky.
	You know how I feel.
	Breeze drifting on by.
	You know how I feel.
	It's a new dawn.
	It's a new day.
	It's a new life for me.
	And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel
	Forever run free You know how I feel Lost so on the tree You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good
	Free as a bird You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new day It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good It's a new day
	It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good
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	What kind of set up bullshit is this?
	Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
	Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
	You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time
	Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
	Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
	Yes!
	Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble.
	Watch the full episode now.
	Rumble.
	I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on, because I know I've been in a bad mood.
	I hope it's true.
	My cars were outside, so I was like looking at them from the pool.
	And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
	After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
	He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
	We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
	Alex, how do you feel?
	I'm being pretty.
	Old Alex. I moved all the cars.
	Then God said, shall I get him?
	I said, get him. You didn't deserve it.
	Why? Because it's just too.
	It's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said, it's literally not repairable.
	It's not repairable.
	So that means you're going to have to replace Whoa!
	Whoa! Dude, you're just losing me again.
	Look at the dance. I've never lost a game.
	Look at the dance, though. Watch the full episode now.
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	And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.
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	AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.
	The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.
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	Do not miss this chance.
	Embrace the future. Let's
	go! Is
	it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
	Correct! Correct!
	Okay, no fat in this conversation.
	Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
	And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
	As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
	The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
	That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
	So you're saying college is a waste of time?
	Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
	That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
	I will teach you how to make money online.
	You can escape the matrix. You can be geographically free.
	I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
	That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.
	The End.
	you you You've always got my back.
	I've always got back here.
	I've always got your back, right?
	Too strong. Too far to kill.
	We're going to have to do it again.
	I'm going to have to do it again.
	Oh god.
	Captain Fun, what's your idea?
	Well, Captain Fun, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.
	No I'm gonna talk to me your final words We're saying it out loud.
	Alright, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence.
	He's a loser.
	But I don't.
	I heard you on camera admitting that you're a loser at home.
	I quit.
	You quit?
	I quit.
	All day.
	Defeated.
	Never lost.
	Ever! Every life!
	I've never lost! I've never tried!
	Bro! Bro! It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!
	I'm ready! Watch the full episode now.
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	♪♪♪
	When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
	My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
	As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
	First they come for us.
	For all of you!
	The Matrix is real.
	It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
	I don't even know what the answer is to it.
	It's insanity. We're out to get all of us.
	As much as you and me, every single person of the voice is going to try and destroy it.
	Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it.
	So you've got to lead by example.
	As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
	Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
	Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
	Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females and that's the way they attack you.
	It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
	Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
	He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been the Living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
	What was the crime? Publishing truthful information.
	The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
	And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
	So that's absolutely crazy.
	Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
	So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
	As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
	It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
	It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.
	The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
	They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
	They don't need any solid evidence.
	Here we are two years into this process.
	You don't see any girls with The whole thing is garbage.
	It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack.
	Sexual violence.
	We don't know where. We don't know when.
	We don't know against who.
	Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.
	They're not allowing us to win.
	They don't want us to win. And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.
	These are very serious allegations.
	I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.
	I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
	No, I'm...
	I can't. Allegations by who?
	Who are the women? What are their names?
	Allegations by... No, can you name it?
	Can you name one? But you know...
	Thought not. Thought so.
	It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
	And it's happening over and over and over again.
	You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
	If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
	Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker.
	They've done Elon. They're doing Trump.
	They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat.
	And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.
	Because it's their number one primary weapon.
	Sexual crimes are heinous.
	They can't... Tar you with any other crime.
	If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves.
	Nobody would have cared.
	Innocent or guilty. It doesn't damage our reputation.
	But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing.
	Any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell.
	I absolutely not really believe that with all my heart.
	I have daughters. Rape my daughter.
	I dare you. You won't see a prison cell.
	You'll see the ground. I'll guarantee it myself.
	You'll be headless in the dirt.
	But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
	And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
	It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
	I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
	They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
	If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
	When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
	They're trying to keep these lies alive.
	Nobody believes them any more.
	The good guys have always been losing.
	It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
	It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
	It is the truth.
	It is light that they fear.
	We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
	The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
	It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
	And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
	This is Satanists against God.
	This is a battle for your spirituality.
	This is a battle for your freedom.
	This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
	It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something.
	And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
	And you can't sit there and be, I'm Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
	I'm an Andrew Tate fan, I'm unimportant.
	No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
	I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
	Martian.
	I'm going to be your man.
	Can you let me go?
	I'm going to be your man.
	you That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man.
	There's a one foot in my back.
	I've always got back here.
	I've always got your back, right?
	Too strong!
	Too hard to kill!
	I'm going to die!
	This is my home."
	Birds flying high, you know how I feel.
	Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
	Breeze drifting on by.
	You know how I feel.
	It's a new dawn.
	It's a new day.
	It's a new life for me.
	And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel.
	Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good
	Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life
	For me, and I'm feeling so good I'm feeling good Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life
	Forever run free, you know how I feel Who's that?
	Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
	At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
	Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim, where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
	I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
	This is not a sport to me.
	I don't enjoy it. I hate training.
	I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
	With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer.
	What a crunching shot!
	And the snake strikes! Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
	His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
	Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
	Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.
	Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.
	The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people as many teachers and police officers claimed.
	Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
	Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
	Attaculate your character and cancel you.
	Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
	Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
	Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
	He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
	Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
	And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a fear to tell anyone.
	I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
	And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
	Pressure is behind the dam.
	The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
	That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
	In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
	And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.
	God must exist, equal and opposite force.
	And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
	In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
	Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organised criminal group.
	During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
	The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
	The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
	He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
	Freedom at last.
	I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
	Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
	Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
	The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
	The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
	The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
	Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
	A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber, and it's being done consciously by Satanists.
	What's that? Why are there police at my house?
	Kristen, why are the police? Are we going to jail?
	Should I pack- should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
	It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup.
	So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick.
	You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack, and the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
	You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
	In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
	On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
	150 million dollars of daddy coin I have, and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
	Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
	Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
	He faces several new charges.
	Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
	Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
	Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
	I've been nice. I've been patient.
	I've played the game. I've respected the judiciary.
	The media is complicit.
	All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
	None of you said, where's the evidence?
	Where's the proof? Where's the pictures?
	Where's the videos? None.
	Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
	This is a fucking setup.
	This is disgusting! Disgusting!
	The End The End
	Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
	I did. People don't know what happened.
	It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
	Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again.
	It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
	Nothing happens. You find one.
	Hahahahaha.
	Hahahahaha.
	Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble.
	Watch out! Watch out!
	I love you! I love you!
	I love you!
	Are you all good?
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	You're welcome.
	OK.
	Let's get on with the helicopter.
	All right.
	1775 coffee. It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
	Starbucks is a faggot.
	So buy some. Google it.
	1775 coffee. Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
	This is their last chance.
	Dipshit, you hear? What would you like to talk about next?
	I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
	I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
	If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
	Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
	There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
	Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
	It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
	Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
	Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
	The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
	When you guys tried to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
	Look, it's one of us.
	Lock him up. Go ahead, King.
	Where's the evidence? This is your champ.
	I always tell people who are close to you to resist the same mind.
	Everybody is awful these days.
	Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
	Nobody's civil anymore!
	I see so much pure evil.
	The devil must be real as God must be.
	Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
	Who made more money this year, us or you?
	Who had more attention this year?
	Whose opinion was more respected?
	Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
	Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
	You have to love the war.
	Isn't that beautiful?
	It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
	Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
	Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
	Is it a scene like this?
	I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
	We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
	My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
	I would have this girl.
	My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
	He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess, what's the absolute opposite of a dream?
	What's your nightmare life?
	What is the worst life you could live?
	I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
	The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
	You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
	So what would your nightmare life be?
	And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
	You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
	You've barely gone anywhere.
	It's right behind you.
	The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
	You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
	And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.
	Oh.
	Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
	For you to be competent, you have to live through some things.
	To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
	If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
	This is the reality of it.
	To be a hero, you have to suffer.
	The flavor of life is pain.
	You try to change the flavor.
	All the bad things have to happen.
	There's no way to get there without the bad things.
	It's only pain that can teach a man.
	That is why I suffered.
	That's why I got in the ring.
	That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.
	The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
	Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
	There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
	The best men are familiar with pain.
	That's what makes you a man.
	Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
	That is the exact point.
	Pain is the elixir of success.
	You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
	The pain is required.
	And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
	Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity.
	There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
	No. To be a hero, you have to suffer.
	If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
	There is no hero's journey without suffering.
	That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
	You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
	You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
	So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
	Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
	They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.
	They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
	Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
	Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
	Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
	They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
	And now Trump set the bar.
	I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
	Your weapons are useless.
	The Tales of Udon Original stories written by Andrew Tate To pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
	We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
	Such was the way of Wudan.
	At 3 a.m., when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
	Tears streamed down his face.
	His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
	Why are you crying?
	I asked. He didn't reply.
	I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
	It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
	Such is the way of Rudon.
	The world is a place of fear.
	AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
	That is a fact. Don't worry.
	Just go to school and work hard in school.
	Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.
	Don't worry. Just get a university debt.
	Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.
	Pay your mortgage. Pay off the student loans.
	Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not be on holiday.
	Don't worry. Take your intentions. Take nine or you lose your job.
	You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.
	Don't talk a lie. Happy lives.
	You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
	It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
	That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're going to have no freedom, you're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
	And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
	Wear the mask, we'll get shot on the spot.
	It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape near this is exceptionalism.
	The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel and Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
	And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
	So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot and think yourself as a professional.
	Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.
	Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
	Listen, toots.
	The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
	Bye.
	The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.
	And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
	Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
	She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
	We're 1940s, yeah?
	Yeah. Betty was a nigger.
	Okay, listen. 1775 coffee.
	It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
	So buy something, something a faggot.
	That was accurate 1940s.
	Come on.
	Nice.
	You did give me a time period.
	I have a theory on life.
	My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
	People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
	But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
	Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
	Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
	There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
	Let's go back a few more years.
	What about a peasant, a serf?
	A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
	Is that you? Probably.
	So you would have been. A little peasant.
	A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death.
	A flea! Ah!
	Bro. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
	Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death.
	Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
	Being a man has always sucked.
	And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
	And you're crying about it.
	Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
	You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
	Haven't got to charge at the muskets.
	Haven't got to load the cannons.
	Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
	No. You have to go to the gym.
	And you're struggling with motivation.
	Because you're a fuck-up and a loser.
	Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
	The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies.
	Let's take the war in Ukraine.
	Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
	They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
	Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
	Imagine the meltdown!
	What happens to men?
	Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
	You're a dude. Who cares?
	Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
	And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
	You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
	Waiting for the fucking sword.
	Go to the gym. Make some money.
	Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
	Because I know.
	I just don't care.
	The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
	That's the solution I offer to you.
	I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
	I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
	All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
	Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female.
	Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
	Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
	Nobody cares about men when we die.
	Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
	Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
	And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
	MUSIC
	Hi guys, Tristan Tate here.
	Never lost a game?
	Of chess?
	I've lost a lot of games of chess.
	MUSIC Too slow.
	Andrew?
	Andrew? Too slow!
	I got you.
	Is that funny? You literally got the same color.
	In fact, I did not.
	Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
	So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
	Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
	You're not YouTubing a lung test.
	Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
	How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
	Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
	According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
	And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
	You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
	Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
	Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
	The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
	Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
	You know how I feel Sun in the sky You know how I feel Breeze drifting on by You know how I feel It's a new dawn It's a new dawn
	new day. It's a new life for me.
	And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel
	River running free You know how I feel Blood so warm, no drinking You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life And I'm feeling good
	And I'm feeling good River running free You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life
	And I'm feeling good It's a new life
	And I'm feeling good
	Thanks for watching!
	Thanks for watching!
	What kind of set up bullshit is this?
	Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
	Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for him to fuck it up.
	You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time
	Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
	Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
	I'm talking to you, and you should know the truth.
	Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble.
	I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
	Because I know I've been in a bad mood.
	I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
	I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
	I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
	Because obviously I moved all the cars.
	My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
	And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
	After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
	He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
	We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
	I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
	Alex, how do you feel?
	Oh Alex.
	I moved all the cars, then God said, shall I get him?
	I said, get him. You deserve it.
	Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
	And he said, it's literally not repairable.
	It's not repairable. So that means you're going to Watch the full episode now exclusively on rumble We're
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	85 million jobs, all of them replaced.
	And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.
	By 2025, AI automation will replace them all.
	AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.
	The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.
	The entire financial market, one big entity, based on and fully run by artificial intelligence.
	Inevitably, chaos will arise from this.
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	♪♪♪
	Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
	Correct! Correct!
	Okay, no fat in this conversation.
	Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
	And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
	As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
	The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
	What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
	So you're saying college is a waste of time?
	Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
	That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
	I will teach you how to make money online.
	You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.
	I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
	That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.
	The Matrix is the only way to be free.
	you Thank you.
	You've always got my back.
	I've always got back here.
	I've always got your back, right?
	Too strong!
	Too far to kill!
	The end is near!
	Challenge prompted the epilogue parody of his book, we always start the series on a heavy valley crisis of bombings, resurrected since his son Barely finished high school On November 31, 1967 he was murdered, the authoritative author of the book, which was published in the United States.
	Captain Fung, what's your idea?
	Well, Captain Phong, I'm saying Andrew doesn't want to go out in the Captain Phong.
	I'm saying right now we can go get the cases.
	Right this second. I'm gonna document your final words.
	Alright, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence.
	He's a loser.
	But I don't.
	I heard you on camera admitting that you're a loser at home.
	I quit.
	You quit?
	I quit.
	Oh dang.
	I'm defeated.
	Never lost.
	Ever! Every life!
	Never lost! I'm broke!
	I think it's more psychological and mental problem.
	It kind of is kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready.
	I'm ready.
	Oh, oh.
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	We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.
	And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
	When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
	My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
	As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
	First they come for us.
	They're coming for all of you.
	The Matrix is real.
	It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
	I don't even know what the answer is to it.
	It's insane. If you're out to get all of us, as much as you and me, every single person or the voice, we're going to try and destroy it.
	Any man who tells the truth, we're going to try and destroy it.
	So you've got to lead by example.
	As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
	Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
	Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
	Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
	It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
	Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
	He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
	What was the crime? Truthful information.
	The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
	So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
	And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
	So that's absolutely crazy.
	Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
	So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
	As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
	It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
	It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.
	The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
	They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
	They don't need any solid evidence.
	Here we are two years into this process.
	You don't see any girls with bruises.
	You don't see any Where's the victims of all this?
	The whole thing is garbage.
	It's head to toe garbage. It's a matrix attack.
	Sexual violence.
	We don't know where. We don't know when.
	We don't know against who.
	Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.
	They're not allowing us to win.
	They don't want us to win. And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.
	These are very serious allegations.
	I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.
	I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
	No, I can't.
	Allegations by who? Who are the women?
	What are their names? Allegations by who?
	No, can you name it? Can you name one?
	Thought not. Thought not.
	It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
	And it's happening over and over and over again.
	You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
	If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
	Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker.
	They've done Elon. They're doing Trump.
	They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat.
	And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.
	Because it's their number one primary weapon.
	Sexual crimes are heinous.
	They can't... Tar you with any other crime.
	If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves.
	Nobody would have cared.
	Innocent or guilty. It doesn't damage our reputation.
	But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing.
	Any man who genuinely rakes a woman should see a prison cell.
	I absolutely and utterly believe that with all my heart.
	I have daughters. Rape my daughter.
	I dare you. You won't see a prison cell.
	You'll see the ground. I'll guarantee it myself.
	You'll be headless in the dirt.
	But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
	And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
	It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
	I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
	They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
	If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
	When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.
	You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
	They are trying to keep these lies alive.
	Nobody believes them any more.
	The good guys have always been losing.
	It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
	It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
	It is the truth.
	It is light that they fear.
	We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
	The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
	It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
	And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
	This is Satanists against God.
	This is a battle for your spirituality.
	This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
	It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love.
	And that you need to start doing something.
	And you can't just sit there and say I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
	And you can't sit there and be an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
	I'm an Andrew Tate fan and I'm unimportant.
	No. If you're a fan of mine you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
	I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
	Russian.
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	You don't want to steal my back.
	I'm going to steal your back, right?
	Too strong! Too hard to kill!
	It's a trap!
	I'm coming!
	Birds flying high, you know how I feel.
	Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
	Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
	It's a new dawn
	a new day It's a new life For me, yeah And I'm feeling good Imagine
	shooting a man with your last bullet, and he stands there, unfazed!
	Who is Andrew Tate?
	Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington, D.C. and raised in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist.
	At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
	Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer, Amir Subasik.
	I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
	This is a lot of sport for me.
	I don't enjoy it. I hate training.
	I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
	With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer, rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
	His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
	Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
	The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
	Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
	Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
	Attack you, your character, and cancel you.
	Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
	How I prescribe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
	Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
	He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media.
	Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
	And when I got cancelled, and then I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm.
	I sat down with Patrick Bette-David and said they fucked up.
	I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
	And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
	Pressure is behind the dam.
	The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
	That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most virile person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
	In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
	In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
	Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
	During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
	The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
	The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
	He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
	Freedom at last.
	I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
	Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
	Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
	The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
	The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
	The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
	Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
	A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
	And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
	What's that? Why are there police at my house?
	Chris, why are the police? Are we going to jail?
	Should I pack? Should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
	It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup.
	So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick.
	You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
	And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
	You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
	In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
	On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
	150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
	Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
	Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
	He faces several new charges.
	Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
	Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
	Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
	I've been nice. I've been patient.
	I've played the game. I've respected the judiciary.
	The media is complicit.
	All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human trafficker.
	None of you said, where's the evidence?
	Where's the proof? Where's the picture?
	Where's the videos? None.
	Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
	This is a fucking setup.
	This is disgusting.
	Disgusting! Watch
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	Fight on, fight on!
	Oh, okay.
	Next year, sir.
	Excuse us.
	You can give them a shot.
	I'm down.
	Hey!
	foul
	I'm gonna kill him!
	It will be the one and only...
	Raquel Lina and Valente and...
	I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.
	I'm gonna go get a drink.
	1775 coffee.
	It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
	Starbucks is such a faggot.
	So buy some.
	Google it. 1775 coffee.
	Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
	This is their last chance.
	Dipshit, you hear? Got it.
	I'm here to assist you.
	What would you like to talk about next?
	I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
	I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
	If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
	Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
	There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
	Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
	It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
	Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
	Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
	The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, portionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central.
	And so I think that's what we need to do.
	I think that's what we need to do.
	...in each other. Nobody's civil anymore!
	I see so much pure evil.
	The devil must be real, he thinks God must be real.
	you Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
	Who made more money this year, us or you?
	Who had more attention this year?
	Whose opinion was more respected?
	Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
	Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
	You have to love the war.
	Isn't that beautiful?
	It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
	Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
	Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
	Is it a scene like this?
	I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
	We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
	My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
	I would have this girl.
	My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
	He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream?
	What's your nightmare life?
	What is the worst life you could live?
	I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
	The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
	You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
	So what would your nightmare life be?
	And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life will be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
	You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
	You've barely gone anywhere.
	It's right behind you.
	The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
	You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
	And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.
	Legends have always been forged in fire.
	Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
	For you to be competent, you have to live through some things.
	To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
	If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
	This is the reality of it.
	To be a hero, you have to suffer.
	The flavor of life is pain.
	You try to change the flavor.
	All the bad things have to happen.
	There's no way to get there without the bad things.
	It's only pain that can teach a man.
	That is why I suffered.
	That's why I got in the ring.
	That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.
	The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
	Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
	There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
	The best men are familiar with pain.
	That's what makes you a man.
	Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
	That is the exact point.
	Pain is the elixir of success.
	You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
	The pain is required.
	And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
	Every single hero in every single movie goes through There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
	No! To be a hero, you have to suffer.
	If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
	There is no hero's journey without suffering.
	That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
	You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
	You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
	So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
	Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
	They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.
	They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
	Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
	Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
	Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
	They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
	And now Trump set the bar.
	I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
	Your weapons are useless.
	The Tales of Wudan.
	Original stories written by Andrew Tate.
	To pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po.
	you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
	We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
	Such was the way of Wudan.
	At 3 a.m.
	when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
	Tears streamed down his face.
	His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
	Why are you crying?
	I asked. He didn't reply.
	I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
	It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
	Such is the way of Rudon.
	You You're the average person sitting here going my life's gonna be fine you are in for a very very rude awakening AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
	That is a fact. Don't worry.
	Just go to school and work hard in school.
	Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.
	Don't worry. Just get a university debt.
	Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.
	Pay your mortgage. Pay offers to the most.
	Don't worry. When you're 68, you might be able to go on holiday.
	Don't worry. Take your intentions. Take nine or you lose your job.
	You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.
	Go talk a lie. Happy lives.
	You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie, and it's all garbage.
	It's gonna become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
	That is hard for most people to do, and it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're gonna have no freedom, you're gonna own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist.
	And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
	Wear the mask, or get shot on the spot.
	It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
	The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
	Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
	And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
	So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot.
	You think yourself as a professional.
	Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.
	Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
	Listen, toots.
	I'm out.
	The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
	The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.
	And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
	Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
	She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
	We're 1940s, yeah?
	Yeah. Betty was a nigger.
	Okay, listen. 1775 coffee.
	It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
	So buy something, something a fatty.
	That was accurate 1940s.
	Come on.
	Nice.
	You did give me a time period.
	I'm so sorry.
	She let go!
	Ok, good boy.
	I have a theory on life.
	My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
	you People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
	But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
	Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
	Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
	There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
	Let's go back a few more years.
	What about a peasant? A serf?
	A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
	Is that you? Probably.
	So you would have been. A little peasant.
	A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death.
	A flea! Ah!
	Bro. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
	Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears.
	Just getting stabbed to death.
	Whether you win or lose.
	Whether you survive or not.
	Being a man has always sucked.
	And now, being a man still super sucks.
	But it's probably the best it's ever been.
	And you're crying about it.
	Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
	You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
	Haven't got to charge at the muskets.
	Haven't got to load the cannons.
	Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
	No. You have to go to the gym.
	And you're struggling with motivation.
	Because you're a fuck-up and a loser.
	Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
	The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies.
	Let's take the war in Ukraine.
	Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
	They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
	Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
	Imagine the meltdown!
	What happens to men? Nobody cares.
	Nobody cares. You're a dude.
	Who cares? Get over it. Life shit is a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
	And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
	You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
	Waiting for the fucking sword.
	Go to the gym. Make some money.
	Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
	Because I know.
	I just don't care.
	The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
	That's the solution I offer to you.
	I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
	I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
	All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
	Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female.
	Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
	Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
	Nobody cares about men when we die.
	Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
	Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
	And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
	🎵 music 🎵
	🎵 music 🎵
	Let me do the intro.
	Okay.
	you Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
	It is Monday, the 14th of October at 8.01 p.m.
	And I'm here for an emergency meeting.
	What's the emergency? You only said the time and date because you've lied to women that you're busy so that you cannot see them.
	And now they're going to see you live on the internet.
	So you told me you were going to tell the world it was pre-recorded.
	So now you've told the exact date and time to prove it's not pre-recorded so the girls get mad.
	But it is Monday, October the 14th at 8.01pm.
	And I'm out.
	What are you talking about, Andrew?
	You're telling me that I had prior arrangements with a lady tonight, and I lied and said I was busy, so I could do the emergency meeting with you, so now I'm telling the time and date to make it look like it might be possibly pre-recorded, so I can lie about getting out of my obligations.
	Is that what you're trying to accuse me of?
	Alright, let's read some live superchats.
	This show is definitely not pre-recorded.
	No, it is pre-recorded.
	Tristan is very sick in bed.
	He wanted to see you.
	This is a pre-recorded show.
	It is not the 14th of October at 8.03.
	And we can't read live Super Chats.
	Right, let's get to the live Super Chats.
	Someone send some. We can't read live Super Chats.
	It's not real. And then we can't talk about anything topical or anything that's happening right now.
	Hello, chat. No, I'm not lying.
	Right. Listen, gentlemen.
	I want to give a huge shout-out to three groups of people.
	Firstly, all...
	No, not you. Why not?
	Am I not a group of people?
	A group of one? In fact, you're probably going to fall into all three of these categories.
	Okay, let's go. One, all of the students inside the real world.
	Two... All of the people inside of the RNT telegram and three all the people inside the daddy telegram because since I did my emergency meeting talking about rain dancing and how important it is to rain dance they have listened they have paid attention they've accepted what I say is true and I've seen a whole bunch of rain dancing from all of these people and it has made me feel extremely generous when I see the rain dancing You know?
	As the man in the clouds, looking down who can control the rain, when I see how hard they're trying, I feel like turning on the faucets.
	I feel like pumping everything to the moon and helping these guys out.
	And we have a whole bunch of rain that is coming.
	I've got some fantastic news for RealNiggerTate and for the Daddy community.
	Daddy especially is going to have a massive announcement in the next 24 hours.
	A huge announcement.
	It's going to go to the moon.
	So if you're going to buy some, fucking buy it now.
	Hey, Daddy Telegram Group.
	Just letting you know, this is Tristan Tate here on his live show, Monday, October the 14th, 8.04 p.m.
	Stop trying to prove the show is live.
	What do you mean? It is live.
	No, it's pre-recorded. Also, guys, you're going to notice that for this emergency meeting, everyone who signs up to the real world is going to appear in the bottom left.
	You see that? In fact, I'll show you.
	We have this on the website currently.
	So if you go to CobraTate.com, If you go to CobraTape.com, every time someone buys and joins the real world, it shows up on the website.
	But that's now going to be showing live on the emergency meeting because we're giving away a Lamborghini, a brand new Lamborghini to a real world student in less than 48 hours.
	So for that reason, I want all of you people at home to see what you're missing out on.
	Because the people who you will see on the bottom left are signing up to the real world, they're learning how to make money online, and they stand a chance of giving a brand new Lamborghini in less than 24 hours.
	It is a Lamborghini lottery ticket, as well as access to the number one financial literacy online university and educational platform on planet Earth.
	This show is live. So, in the background you can see the Lamborghini.
	If you want the Trump unfazed Lamborghini, all you have to do is join the real world, and once you've joined, you stand a chance of winning it in less than four or eight hours from now.
	Let me show you guys the website and show that everything's synced, because why not?
	So here we have the website.
	Here we have me.
	Let's do this. Don't you know?
	Okay, while you're doing that, I'm going to be having some live Super Chats.
	So when someone signs up, you're going to see here, Join the Real World on the website, and you see Join the Real World here.
	So everyone who joins the real world now, during this live stream, is still in the running, still stands a chance.
	And we're going to do an emergency meeting, either tomorrow or the day after, where we're going to live give away the Trump Lamborghini.
	Let me show up on the Trump Lamborghini, and then you can read the pre-recorded Super Chats, because this is pre-recorded, and you're super in love with that girl.
	So, Bolo Classic says...
	No, no. Let me show the Trump Lambo first.
	Guys, if you're a student of the real world, you can get this car delivered to you in less than 48 hours.
	On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.
	And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?
	I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.
	That is the spirit of...
	Sorry that guy just joined the real world you can see here in the bottom so I had to end the video as you can see because he joined and he deserves the credit for joining the real world when you join the real world to learn how to make money online it's the largest financial education platform on the planet plus you've had a chance of getting a brand new Lamborghini less than 40 hours now i'm gonna play the video again On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.
	And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?
	I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.
	That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see.
	That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students.
	Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th.
	Imagine driving up and down the roads with a brand new Lamborghini STO. Tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in.
	Imagine everybody bimbing at the car.
	Imagine all the support you'll get.
	You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life.
	It's gonna make you fucking cool.
	And all you have to do is be a member of the real world.
	You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online.
	It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery.
	On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's gonna directly correlate into the real world tokens.
	We're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time.
	I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy.
	The 12G stands for generous.
	It doesn't get nicer than me.
	And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the room.
	So the rain dancing I want you to do for this entire show, guys.
	Positive energy in the chat.
	Positive energy on Twitter.
	Say positive things.
	Tag your friends. Tag us.
	Say how you're going to conquer the world.
	Say how you're going to be rich. It's October.
	You stand so many chances of being rich.
	Daddy has a huge announcement.
	Real Nigger Tate is going to be pumped to the moon.
	If you join the real world, you learn how to make money online, you increase your power level.
	The real world token is going through SEC approval.
	I'm not going to try and launch some scam and avoid the SEC. We're going to work with the SEC to take the real world public so we can launch a security so you can get paid money based on the success of the real world platform.
	Also, you set a chance to get a brand new Lamborghini put on your doorstep in less than 48 hours.
	And when you join the real world, you also get to appear in the bottom left of the screen inside this emergency meeting.
	It's a fantastic day.
	It's a rain dancing day.
	It's a high energy day.
	It's an October. And we're going to make sure the only fantastic things happen for all of our students at home.
	You want to read an emergency meeting? I'm sorry.
	Read any... Superchats.
	Before I randomly play Pump It Up and smoke shisha.
	And ZO says bunch of fakers.
	Lars Alberg says that his life was shit.
	Wife died, turned out alcohol, fat as fuck.
	Now he's got six packs. He's in great shape.
	Good for you, brother. If you don't for Moose to Goose, you're basically a faggot on the roof from Ralphie Ellis Official.
	That's probably true. Nice!
	Dude, you know that the license plate on my Miata says not gay.
	Please explain how Miatas are not gay.
	What is a Miata? Looks kind of gay.
	Anyway, nice license plate.
	Um... I have a company and I'm having liquidity issues, just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	If you're a company that has liquidity issues and you have a good idea...
	Fundraiser.com. Fundraiser.com.
	Fundraiser.com. I'm currently going through everybody's pitches.
	If you have a fantastic idea and you want funding, I've explained this before in a previous emergency meeting.
	I am prepared to fund your business idea and make you a millionaire instantly overnight with up to $1 million in instant funding, either by crypto or bank transfer, if you can explain to me with a compendious business plan via Fundraiser.com.
	Go to fundraiser.com, everybody at home, and you can explain to me your business idea and I will pay for it and I will fund it.
	I've explained this before. Can we find the fundraiser.com video?
	Let's get it on here and I'll play.
	Farez says, you changed my life.
	Thanks for Saudi. Cool.
	Minnesota says, Samuel from Minnesota, what song do you suggest doing donuts around Timmy Boy's house here in Minnesota?
	I don't know who Timmy Boy is.
	What song do I suggest doing donuts to?
	Let's play some, what do you think?
	Pump It Up. Pump it up.
	The best emergency meetings are the ones where you roast us alive for being soft and broke.
	So far, those are the best emergency meetings.
	Well, you've only donated $10, Drew James.
	More like Jew James.
	Nice. I kind of butchered that one a little bit.
	Join the real world and order a copy of Talisman 1.
	Or you're a retarded faggot.
	Yeah, you are a retarded faggot.
	If you don't have a comic book, you're a retarded faggot.
	If you're not in the real world, you're a retarded faggot.
	If you don't have DaddyCoin, you're a retarded faggot.
	If you don't try and win this Lamborghini, you're a retarded faggot.
	If you do not increase your power level to get the real world token, you're a retarded faggot.
	And if you're mentally handicapped and a homosexual, you are a retarded faggot.
	Nice. Those are the Super Chats.
	I'm very happy. This emergency meeting is just going to be us seeing people join our Lamborghini giveaway and playing Pump It Up.
	It's a $49 ticket to, one, it's completely worth all the money because you get to be a member of the real world, but two, it's a free ticket to win a Lamborghini.
	It is. Where's the speaker?
	I'm gonna drink coffee smoke shisha. Let's go pump it up I've got speaker. I've got a key to it It seems to have lost power.
	The Matrix can't stop me pumping it up.
	What other Lambo videos do we have here?
	Transcript by Rev.com Page of Give me more Lambo videos.
	Give me the fundraiser.com video.
	Give me things. Everyone's joining the real world.
	It's October. It's take 2024.
	We're all getting fucking rich.
	Positive energy in the universe.
	We're going to rain dance.
	These motherfuckers never seen a rain dance like this one.
	We're going to bust into the disco, rain dance so flawlessly, every single piece of pussy, and the fucking establishment ends up coming home with us.
	We're going to be richer than we've ever been.
	I'm the most famous man alive, and I'm dedicated to pumping everything to the moon just to fuck the Matrix.
	Just as a fuck you to all of those other people.
	I'm gonna do it. No matter what it takes.
	After I give away the Lamborghini, I'm giving away a Ferrari, I'm giving away a G-Wagon, I'm giving away endless things to the students at home.
	Cash prizes for the rain dancing.
	I'm richer than I'll ever need to be.
	I'm prepared to give it all away to the people who want to escape the matrix.
	All you have to do is be a student of the real world and understand that we're gonna pump it up because we fucking can.
	For the lulls.
	It's gonna be funny.
	Ha ha ha. There's a nigger coin that's at a billion.
	Daddy's at a billion. He did it just to spite everyone because he's famous and rich.
	Isn't Tate great? Trump Lambo.
	And then show me doing donuts in my Lambo.
	I need the donuts in my Lambo video and the Trump Lambo video and the fundraiser.com video What's the name of the jam Coffee number 38.
	Feeling great.
	Hydrated.
	Oh, coughing! Faggot!
	Retarded faggot!
	One in the chat, Tristan's a retarded faggot!
	One in the chat, Tristan's a retard!
	Two in the chat, Andrew's a retarded faggot!
	Three in the chat, Tristan's a nigger!
	Four in the chat, Andrew's a...
	Lots of ones.
	Thanks, guys. Some twos are good number twos.
	Threes also. I need this video here.
	This one. This one in the middle.
	That, that, that's it. Let
	me show you motherfuckers how cool you can be.
	Look at me in my Lambo.
	This could be you in a Trump Lamborghini if you win in 48 hours.
	Check out how fucking awesome I am.
	No wonder the Matrix hates me.
	I'm so fucking funny and cool.
	There's not a woman alive who would see this and not get wet in her panties.
	There's not a woman alive who would see this and not get wet in her panties.
	Imagine doing that outside a feminist rally in a Trump Lambo.
	You might finally get some balls.
	Imagine how big a... You'd be globally famous.
	Guys, we're giving you a chance to be world-renowned with millions of followers on Instagram and be globally famous as a fucking hero for driving this fucking car.
	Do you have any idea how famous you're gonna be if you end up picking up the...
	Sorry, I gotta play Pump It Up again.
	G-Wagon Ferrari next.
	We're pumping it to the moon. Tristan, you don't understand.
	We're pumping it up. You remember when I launched Real Nigger Tate and you said, Andrew, stop saying that word.
	Remember? I didn't say that.
	Can you admit that you said, Andrew, all of your dreams, I want to see them crushed.
	I never want to see you succeed at anything.
	Andrew, stop it.
	Do not say the word nigger.
	Stop making coins in that name.
	Remember when I launched Daddy and you said you hoped I failed?
	Well, all of your fucking little hopes and promises are now falling flat on their faces.
	Because I don't do anything it takes to spite you.
	I'm gonna do anything it takes to make sure that everyone knows you're a piece of shit and a retarded faggot like the entire chat's just fucking said.
	Everyone's gonna fucking know it.
	And you can't escape.
	All these people who joined the real world, they're all getting fucking Lambos.
	Everyone's getting rich. Everyone's getting fucking Ferraris.
	There's nothing you can do to stop me pumping it to the fucking moon.
	I think you should apologize to the people at home.
	I don't know. I don't get any of what you just said.
	It doesn't make sense to me. Apologize!
	I'm going to sleep. High energy, Reindance.
	I'm going to sleep. Right.
	Let's read out all the positive energy in the chat.
	It's Uptober. This whole stream is just positive vibes.
	We need some bitches. Where's those girls you're ignoring?
	Get them here. Text them.
	Tell them it's not pre-recorded.
	They blocked me. Next emergency meeting, we're giving away the fucking Lambo.
	I'm giving away a car a week.
	I'm going to give away so much fucking stuff, you can't find a single person on the planet who's not had something from me.
	That's what I'm going to do. I'm like fucking Santa Claus with big balls.
	Christmas is coming early.
	It's fucking October. Daddy's going to the fucking moon to restore the patriarchy and to piss off the feminists.
	I'm bringing it back.
	Oh sorry BBC! Hi Lucy Williams!
	Sorry, do you have any daddy coin?
	Get the fuck out my house!
	What's the name of the jam?
	Name of the jam, pump it up. What's the name of the jam?
	Name of the jam, pump it up. What's the name of the jam?
	I need some cigarettes. What's the name of the jam?
	What's the name of the jam? What's the name of the jam?
	What's the name of the jam? There's no way I'm gonna let you stop me with your small-mindedness and cowardice!
	There's nothing you're gonna be able to do to fucking put me back in my cage!
	I will not be contained by you and your ilk!
	You and your little fucking band of faggots are gonna have to get out of here!
	This is my world! Crypto is mine!
	I've had enough of you!
	The whole world's had enough of you!
	The whole internet's had enough of you!
	And your fucking backward thinking!
	Your feminist ideals!
	People like you have ruined the world!
	Trump's gonna fucking win!
	Trump Lambo! Daddy to the moon!
	Everyone's joined the real world!
	Fuck you! Fuck you in the chat!
	If Tristan could get fucked!
	Are you talking to me?
	Or are you just talking with your thumb pointed towards me?
	Alright, we have to stop playing this song and do an actual emergency meeting.
	We can't just play this song over and over.
	Yeah, people don't, you know, spend their time watching us just so they can listen to Pump It Up.
	That would be extremely immature.
	Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining me on Monday the 14th of October at 20 past 8.
	Time to pump it up. This was so worth cancelling my plans for.
	Girls are boring anyway.
	Hi, I'm a girl! Oh, boring!
	What am I hanging around with girls for? What am I dating?
	Tell me, oh no, we really want to go on a date!
	Wow, tell me, so where are you from?
	I'll give you a date! October 14th, Monday, 20 past 8, where I'm live and definitely cancelled on you!
	Oh really? You have thoughts and opinions?
	Boring! Don't care!
	Don't care, it's an emergency meeting, sorry!
	Oh, you think things, do you?
	Yeah, I'm sure. Boring!
	I'm gonna debut the 12th of never.
	And the vibe is so strong.
	Throw your hands in the air, lift your head up high.
	You know what? I would argue there's not a man alive who's rejected more women than me.
	Because you know what's better than dating women and fucking them?
	Saying no. You know, everyone says bad things about you on the internet, but I actually like what you say.
	I think you're really interesting. It'd be great to meet you in person.
	Nice try, Fed. No!
	No! Everything they said is true.
	I'm a misogynist. I'm a human trafficker.
	Get fucked. Bye.
	See ya. There's your date.
	The date you'll never forget.
	The date you got fucking rejected.
	I will not take you to fucking fancy dinners.
	I don't want to eat chocolate and look at animals.
	I don't want to look at the fucking stars and hold hands.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Don't care. Giving away Lamborghinis to the real world students.
	Don't give a shit.
	Nothing you say is funny.
	Nothing you say is interesting.
	You have a pussy. I've had enough of that.
	Don't want to talk to you at all.
	We're pumping it up and you're not helping.
	Don't ask me for my precious time.
	Type that up and put it on the website.
	Find that transcript and put it on a t-shirt.
	Nice! Daddy's hit 100 million!
	We're pumping it up! We're pumping it up!
	The good news hasn't even come yet!
	Good news is coming in 24 hours for old daddy holders!
	Real nigger Tate Daddy's pumping!
	We're pumping it up! Girls are trying to date us and we're saying no!
	Only faggots date girls!
	No girls! You're all fucking boring.
	Oh, tell me. Tell me your opinion.
	Are you a model? That sounds hard.
	Wow. Wow, with a camera.
	Wow. I'm sure you have so many interesting stories.
	Yeah, I'm definitely interested.
	Tell me more. Oh, and I get to pay for dinner.
	Great. Lucky me.
	Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	I'm a human trafficker.
	Back away. Think about it, Tristan.
	If you went on that date right now, how much shouting and having fun would you be doing?
	Zero. Describe the date you would have gone on.
	I pick her up in a car I spent $1.8 million on.
	Interesting. Yeah, that sounds fun.
	I'm wearing a suit that cost me $30,000, a $15,000 pair of shoes and a $120,000 watch.
	Okay. I then pick her up And anything expensive she would be wearing, if she was wearing anything expensive at all, would have probably been purchased by some ex-boyfriend because she probably has no job.
	So she's wearing other men's clothes and she has no job.
	Great. I'd take her out to a restaurant and I'd pay for it.
	Nice. And then she would be lucky enough to have sex with me.
	Nice. Oh, wait, wait. Who does all the work in bed?
	When instead, I could do push-ups.
	But, like, no, surely, if you're having sex, I mean, that's...
	They're doing something for you, right?
	No. No, I'm exerting calories.
	It's my calories, my work.
	Or, I can do this at an emergency meeting, smoke a cigarette, and do a thousand push-ups instead.
	Nice. Nice. Then I win.
	But what... Push-ups don't ask me what car I'm arriving in.
	Push-ups don't ask me what suit I'm in.
	But having sex with girls is super good because you get to go to talk to them, and then you get to put in loads of energy and get all sweaty when you're trying to go to sleep, and then you have sex with them, and they say, well, that was great, and then, wait, and then you get to pay...
	And in the next morning, you have to be calling taxis and shit instead of just getting or going around your business.
	And then you get to pay their bills.
	Yeah, okay. Wow, that sounds like loads of fun.
	So wait, you get someone else's bills to pay and someone else to worry about, so you get another full-time job and responsibility, and in return you get sex you don't even want.
	Yeah, basically. And all women are nuked on fucking birth control pills, so you don't even have the slightest chance of having a kid.
	And their minds are all fucked up because they're full of hormones, and they're sitting there telling you about Kamala.
	Yeah, and their prescription drugs have nothing to do with their political opinions.
	Interesting. Interesting. That sounds super fun.
	So why didn't you go? I can't believe you missed out on that to do this emergency meeting and just listen to Pump It Up instead.
	I mean, I don't know. That sounds like loads of fun.
	I think we should do, in future, all of our dating live on emergency meetings.
	That's a good idea. Fuck it.
	From now on... Ladies, this is a public service announcement from Tristan Tate.
	One sec, one sec. I'm going to do that again.
	I want this recorded and cut from the thing to put on my X page.
	Ladies, this is a public service announcement from Tristan Tate.
	I'm a busy man. I work all the time, and I'm sick of women complaining about how much I work.
	So from now on, if you want to date me, you're dating me right here, live, in the Rumble Emergency Meeting Studio.
	All of our dates are going to be live.
	I can set up a dinner table here.
	I can set up a movie.
	I can set up whatever you like.
	But the dating is now happening while I'm live on Rumble, because that way I'm killing two birds with one stone.
	I'm changing the world with my amazing knowledge of my fantastic dating technique, which men are going to pick up on.
	And two, I'm spending time with you.
	I don't really want to not work and spend time with you only, because you are a drain on my energy and resources.
	Ladies, if you want to date me, inbox is open.
	See you at the studio. Nice.
	The best thing about that is, girls, when you get to tell your really interesting dating stories, because they're so interesting.
	Oh, yeah. Oh, guys, guys, they are...
	I know you guys don't get to date supermodels all the time, and we do, but let me tell you.
	Oh, but their stories are fucking awesome!
	So good! Like the time they drank too much champagne at their sister's wedding.
	Do you remember that one? Whoa! Four million times.
	Whoa! Or the time they went to that place with their friend because they got flown out by some rich dude and then they argued in the hotel room and they had to fly home early because their dad bought them a ticket.
	But there's no mention of the rich dude.
	It's just I went here with my friend somehow on a private jet.
	Or, or, do you remember the time when their ex was a bad guy?
	Oh, he was so abusive!
	He was so bad! He's toxic!
	Oh, that guy! So they got a less toxic guy and found us.
	Way to go, girls!
	Smart! The human traffickers, great.
	So yeah, guys, now you get to hear all the super interesting stories that girls say on dates.
	It's really, guys, it's so fun.
	So awesome. So much fun.
	So I think it's gonna be a fantastic idea.
	All first dates happen on emergency meetings from now on.
	Let's do it.
	And we're gonna play Pump It Up the whole time.
	I see her texting you. No, no, no. I'm texting the security guards.
	Fuck her. You tell them security what?
	To keep her out? Well, no.
	Well, they keep girls out my house anyway.
	Girls come to this house all the time. I want to see Tristan.
	Lock. But I'm his mom.
	Lock. I have his kid.
	Lock. He was with me last night.
	He told me he loved me. Lock.
	Lock. Lock! Gate's too big for you to climb.
	Should've got your upper body strength up.
	True, true. If you could do a pull-up, you could climb the gate.
	True. Instead of wasting time on your back having sex with me, you should've been doing some fucking push-ups.
	With us and everyone else.
	Listen. Guys.
	I'm not that old, but I'm kind of old.
	I've lived a lot of life. And I promise it's all the same.
	I know you guys think I'll get young and rich, I'll get women, it'll be fun.
	Guys, it's the same story.
	It's like playing your favorite song over and over again until you can't stand it anymore.
	You've heard it so many times, every single beat, every single lyric, every single riff.
	Sometimes you'll listen to it and remember how much you used to like it, but it now just grates on you.
	And you don't want to hear it ever again.
	And when she sits down and starts going, yeah, well, I tried to be really good, but my ex was toxic.
	He cheated. He cheated on me and I'm not tolerating that.
	I want a real man who pays my bills and takes care of me and puts up with all my bullshit and doesn't want any other women ever and wants to hold my hand and gives me endless attention and is really rich but doesn't have a job and only focuses on me because I'm not dating toxic men anymore.
	I deserve better.
	I deserve better because I'm so special because I have Instagram likes.
	And you sit there and go, wow, cool, yeah, really great.
	So anyway, all these 58 destinations you've traveled to, who paid for that?
	Oh, I just went with my friends or my family, you know.
	I just went here and there.
	I went to Turks and Caicos and Dubai.
	And, you know, it was just with my girlfriends.
	And we just stayed in a really expensive penthouse.
	And we were just on a boat.
	But, you know. And, you know, all these men aren't serious.
	I want a serious man who pays for all my stuff and buys me diamonds.
	Diamonds are forever. But you know what else is forever, Andrew?
	These hands. And they're never going away.
	It is so fucking boring.
	Dating women. Oh, bro.
	Let me think of something I hate more than dating women.
	Am I going to start dating live on Rumble?
	It'll finally be interesting.
	Think how shit it is.
	You go there and you have to make them laugh.
	And it's so easy.
	Oh, yeah. You just sit down.
	You're like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
	Oh, you're even more beautiful than I thought.
	I'm lying to you.
	I'm a fucking liar.
	I am lying to you.
	You're wearing makeup to try and trick me with how you look.
	I'm lying to try and trick you that I'm a nice person.
	This is a fucking lie.
	You look like a nine on Instagram.
	You're actually an eight. I lied to you.
	You are unimpressive.
	And she'll sit there.
	You know, you're actually so charming and nice.
	It's because I'm rich!
	Don't pretend that I'm being charming.
	I'm looking at my phone, texting other women.
	I'm ignoring you.
	I'm making small talk with the waiter because at least he has interesting things to say.
	Oh, you're actually so much more charming.
	I thought you'd be crazy, but you're really nice.
	I've barely fucking spoken to you.
	I've barely spoken to you. I know you want to sleep with me.
	I understand your bills need paying.
	I know. I know.
	I get it. But I'm giving away the Lamborghini to a real world student.
	I'm not giving it to you.
	So give up. Could have joined the real world.
	Could have made something like yourself.
	Could have dedicated yourself.
	Could have made your own money, increased your power level.
	There is no reason why you can't join the school and be as successful as any man besides the fact that you're too fucking lazy and all you do is scroll TikTok and go through your Instagram inbox trying to find a man to pay for your fucking life.
	Do you think I'm dumb?
	Do I look like a fucking idiot?
	Do you think I believe you are here for any other reason than a lifestyle that you know I can afford?
	You scroll up and down Instagram all day, replying to the messages of men who can pay for the life that you want so you can get more Instagram likes.
	Do you think I am fucking stupid?
	Now you expect me to sit here and pretend to believe your story about how that's not the case.
	Thank you, my nigger. He's Romanian.
	Oh, tell me a lighter as well, please.
	My Romanian nigger.
	Nice. One of the coolest things I ever saw you do.
	We were in Dubai, and we were sitting in a bar, and two girls came.
	And you said, I'll have a Blue Label whiskey.
	And she said, I'll have a whiskey.
	And Tristan goes, ah, whiskey.
	That's unusual. She said, yeah, I'll have whiskey.
	I want Blue Label too. And you said, why?
	You don't even appreciate different whiskeys.
	You just want the expensive one.
	She goes, I do appreciate different whiskeys.
	And you said, I have to go and left.
	Yeah, I did leave. I did have to go.
	To go to whiskey with BMN instead.
	Who's a man, by the way.
	Shout out to BMN. She just wanted to spend your money, didn't she?
	Yeah, I like Blue Label whiskey.
	No, no, no, no. Even worse.
	She wanted to try to fit in with me and my friends and act like she was cool.
	She thought I'd be impressed.
	Yeah, I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue Label.
	Yeah, I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue Label.
	What? You're not one of me and my rich, successful friends who drink Blue Label.
	You're not on par with the gentlemen sitting at this table.
	You are pond scum.
	And you're sitting there pretending to be upper class to fit in with me and my friends when you're fucking...
	Nails chipped. You have chipped fucking fingernail.
	We're in Blue Label. Blue Label is for old distinguished gentlemen.
	Like me. Who smoke and are racist.
	Yes, exactly. You are refusing to do either of those things.
	Sitting there, wanting to drink the expensive whiskey to prove some kind of ridiculous point.
	But you do not belong here.
	Yeah. Yeah.
	I'm wondering why they think we're misogynistic.
	Do you remember the most racist date we've ever been on?
	I told the story recently.
	I'm gonna tell the story right now. The most racist date we've ever been on.
	Close that weird window that's up on our screen.
	The most racist date Andrew and I ever went on, because we are actually gentlemen, and women do like us, and we are pleasant to be around.
	This whole you're lying thing, this is all what's going on in our heads, but we're very polite and gentlemanly.
	So we were in South Korea.
	We were in Seoul, South Korea.
	And I invited a girl out that I'd met on a dating app.
	This was a long time ago. I wasn't very famous back then.
	Very few people knew me, especially in South Korea.
	No one knew me. Wait, wait.
	You invited a girl? Yeah. Okay.
	So this girl comes out, nowhere near as good looking as her pictures, and I thought, well, free tour guide in South Korea.
	Not that hot, but not gonna bang her.
	Free tour guide, right? And she invites her friend out.
	Now listen, I'm not usually attracted to Chinese ladies.
	I'm not. But this Chinese lady turned up, and she was a 10.
	And she was like, oh, I'm with my friend.
	I was like, alright, Andrew, I'll hang around with this chick so you can talk to this Chinese 10.
	So anyway, this South Korean girl got mad that we kept saying South Korea.
	And if you've ever been to South Korea, you know that you're not supposed to call South Korea, South Korea. You're supposed to call South Korea, Korea, because it's not South Korea, apparently, according to South Koreans. So this South Korean girl, when Andrew said, South Korea, what's, well, you don't remember that it's Korea. Are you stupid?
	And he looks at me and I look at him and I just knew he was going to one, say South Korea as much as possible from then on, and two, be super racist to Asians for the rest of the day.
	So telepathically, we can communicate this to each other.
	I've never let you down. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know what?
	Go, go. This place is awesome.
	You know, where can I buy, like, an authentic samurai sword?
	Like, a real authentic one made by, like, the original masters.
	Oh, my God! That's Japan!
	That's a career... Japan?
	Is that... How far is that?
	Is that, like, one city over? Oh, my God!
	It's a completely different country!
	And he's like, okay, so where are the kung fu schools?
	I really want to, you know, learn some kung fu.
	Is there, like, Shaolin monks here?
	That's China! That's China!
	Oh, I didn't know there was a difference.
	So we ran on about all these different Asian things on this date, pretending we don't know the difference.
	Asking where the Americans fought during the Vietnam War, etc.
	Sorry to interrupt. Yeah, they got very offended.
	When I said about the Vietnam War, I was like, did that happen here?
	They got super offended when we pretended to not know the differences between Japan, Korea, Vietnam, China.
	Indonesia. We just pretended it was all one big China.
	Isn't this the world's largest Muslim country?
	It's Indonesia! Oh my god!
	Shut the fuck up. But then, it all culminated in a beautiful moment.
	I'm sitting there drinking my Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey.
	I've got one girl here, one girl here, and both their heads are turning towards me.
	I'm looking at Andrew as I'm talking to these ladies drinking my whiskey, and Andrew looks me dead in the eye with none of the girls looking at him and goes...
	And I spat my whiskey out!
	I spat my whiskey all over everyone's drinks!
	Oh my god, you turn childish.
	I'm leaving. Best.
	Day. Ever.
	We're not Chinese!
	Explain this if you're not Chinese!
	So yeah, so the South Koreans got super mad because we said South Korea.
	Yeah, good times. That was an epic day, Andrew.
	Thank you. Thank you. That was loads of fun.
	Yeah, but basically I kept doing Chinese eyes until they left.
	I mean, listen, cut the bullshit.
	We're in China.
	You know, like... Southwest China.
	I don't understand the writing.
	There's noodles. Everyone's got black hair and pale skin and slanty eyes.
	We're in China. It's a bit Chinese.
	It's Chinese. Just relax.
	Whatever. It's my first time in Japan.
	Leave me alone. They're like, Koreans don't even understand Chinese.
	I'm like, are you dumb? You don't understand your own fucking language?
	Well, you don't speak your own language, you fucking stupid?
	Jesus. What?
	So yeah. Best date ever.
	That was epic. We need to go back to China.
	We need to go back to China and do some more slanty eyes.
	We do. We definitely do need to do that.
	Yeah. After we give this Lambo away.
	Tristan, is it just me?
	Or are we super funny and hilarious?
	Tens of thousands of people watch every word we say.
	For some reason, I think we are super funny all the time.
	And we don't give a shit at all.
	No, we don't. And we're hilarious.
	Do you know the thing? If girls had a sense of humor, they'd laugh at that.
	They'd be like, I see what these guys are doing.
	That's funny. Ah, the old slanty eyes joke.
	A classic. A classic.
	These guys are very intellectual, interesting, comedic men.
	They must have IQs of 175+.
	They should have been fucking in love.
	Instead, they're like, oh my god, and they storm off.
	And then they text us the next day.
	You wanna meet up? Oh, and the next day, we went out with other girls.
	Do you remember Brandon and his Rolex?
	This is a great story. Oh, this is a great fucking story.
	So, I'm Tristan Tate, king of nightlife, right?
	King of nightlife, king of booze.
	Andrew doesn't drink anymore, but Andrew used to drink back then.
	So, we want to get to a club.
	We want a table at the club. So, I call them in advance, Octagon Club Seoul, if anyone's ever been there.
	This was the place to be seven years ago when we were in Seoul.
	So, I call the guy.
	They have a foreign relations dude.
	His name was Khan. He was actually a cool nigger, that guy.
	Khan was a real nigger.
	And you could tell he could fight. He was in a fucking cut suit with his fucking Kinu Kung Fu!
	Yes, Chinese fucking hairstyles.
	Samurai. Samurai. So, Khan's a G, right?
	So Khan hooks us up at this table.
	Now, I'm a giant anyway, but in South Korea, I'm super giant.
	Like, all these Chinese people are much shorter than me.
	So I go around on different tables talking to different women.
	Hi, hi, come here. Are you speaking English?
	That's cool. And there's a bunch of Chinese ladies at our table.
	When I see one, that really catches my eye.
	The princess of China walks in and I'll go, excuse me, do you speak English?
	Yeah, we actually do speak English.
	Oh, that's cool. Oh, my friend's boyfriend is American.
	So I'm like, okay, well, there's some douchebag with him, but there's like three super hot Chinese chicks.
	So let's invite this guy over.
	He sits at the table. Do you want to take it over from there and how he tried to challenge me to drinking?
	You try to tell him. So Brandon is a fucking American.
	Who are the worst people.
	Guys, we're not racist because we hate everyone.
	Americans are the worst.
	They're loud, they're obnoxious, they're classless losers.
	So Brandon's with these three hot Chinese chicks in China.
	And he comes to our table and he sits down and goes, hey, whiskey drinkers, huh?
	I love whiskey. I'm from Texas.
	And I was like, cool bro, don't care, talking to your girlfriend and her mates.
	Anyway, he realized we were going to take his girlfriend from him, so he decided to try and act like an alpha male and said to Tristan, hey, you guys are from England, you can't even drink whiskey.
	And Tristan turns around and straight face said, I will drink you under the fucking table at a level you will never forget.
	At a level you will never enjoy.
	This will be the worst day of your life.
	You will hear strange sounds, you will see strange things, and you will regret ever taking me upon this challenge.
	Do not try to drink with me.
	I told him he was unfamiliar with the level of my game.
	All English people say, I'll drink with you.
	Got Jack Daniels, American whiskey, Jack Daniels.
	Yeah! Because I didn't like that Chinese shit, so I went for what I know.
	So he starts pouring these big-ass glasses of Jack Daniels.
	I'm like, oh, what is this, amateur hour?
	Tapping glasses, sucking back these glasses of Jack Daniels.
	I look around, right, and talk to the more Chinese ladies, and I start to feel slightly tipsy.
	Slightly. I mean, you did drink about three bottles of whiskey in about 15 minutes.
	Absolutely. I turn around, slightly tipsy.
	I use my kung fu that I've been learning from local Chinese.
	I turn to the side, and I see this man passed out on the fucking couch, drooling all over himself.
	So anyway... We only invited Brandon to the table because he was with the Chinese girls.
	He sits down, runs his mouth, drinks our whiskey that we're paying for, and gets too drunk, so now the Chinese girls want to take Brandon home.
	So it's early-ish.
	We could have stayed in the club another hour, another two, but I thought, fuck it.
	I've been talking to this Chinese girl for the last hour.
	Let's go out with these Chinese girls, get some food.
	Maybe Brandon's going to fucking snap out of it and stop being a fucking dickhead.
	Spoiler alert, he didn't.
	So we go to this Chinese barbecue place.
	Korea is very famous for Chinese barbecue.
	Look it up. So we walk into this place across the street.
	We sit down and the girl's like, yeah, we're going to get food.
	What do you want? I says, yeah, anything.
	Yeah, anything. So Andrew's sitting opposite Brandon.
	And Brandon's like, and Andrew looks him in the eye and says, you know what, Brandon?
	You're a fuck-up. You are such a fuck-up.
	I paid $8,000 for all that booze in there, and here I am sitting in a fucking Chinese barbecue restaurant because you can't fucking control yourself.
	I warned you not to fuck with my brother.
	Huh? Huh?
	Jack Daniels. So he says, you know what, Brandon?
	I've decided you owe me money.
	So I'm gonna hold on to your watch until tomorrow when you pay half the bill, which is fair.
	You owe us half the bill.
	You fucked up our night. We paid for the table.
	You drank half the booze.
	Your girls drank half the booze.
	You owe me half the fucking money.
	So he had this 10 grand Rolex on, whatever, and he takes the Rolex off his...
	Yeah, tomorrow you get it back, because now you owe me money.
	Guys, I'm a real nigger, alright?
	I'm a nigger, right? So you come near me, you get too drunk, you fuck up my night, I take your fucking walk.
	Collateral! Call the Chinese police!
	Shit, the Chinese police are going to come after us.
	This isn't theft, and I'm holding it as collateral, because he owes us money.
	It's not theft, it's insurance.
	Insurance! So anyway!
	I take his Rolex. These three Chinese ladies come back and lay out a nice, delicious Chinese banker.
	I pay the bill, obviously.
	They were ordering at the bar, so it was just me and Brandon when I took the insurance.
	So, I pay the bill.
	I've got Brandon's Rolex in my pocket.
	Andrew, do you want to take it from here?
	We walk outside at the end of it.
	Wait, you missed a very important point. And Brandon must have...
	You missed a very important part. We're sitting down with the food.
	And we're eating the food. And Brandon, who's barely legible, is trying to tell the girls that I stole his watch.
	So me and Tristan are sitting there, sober, eating the Chinese barbecue.
	The girls are eating the Chinese barbecue.
	And Brandon, on the other side of the table, in between the girls, is like...
	And the girls are like, you hurt yourself, Brandon?
	Did you fall over? What happened, Brandon?
	He's like, pointing at me.
	And Maitreus is just...
	He's like, my watch, my Rolex.
	Eventually, after about 20 minutes, the girls go, I think he's saying he lost his watch.
	And when she says that, he points at me with his drunken rat face like a fucking snitch, like a little fucking coward.
	Brandon, little pussy, I hope you're watching this.
	You don't even have enough balls to admit that you fucked up the night.
	Instead, when she goes, someone took his watch, he goes, And points directly at me.
	So I stand up. Andrew, time to go.
	Ladies, call you tomorrow.
	Nice, charming, Tristan, as I am.
	I saunter out of the door like the gentleman I am.
	Andrew's after me. And these three Chinese ladies come out like I stole their fucking golden dragon.
	They start screaming Chinese at me.
	Hey, don't go get ping pong, Rolex, Rolex.
	I'm like, what? Huh?
	You stole Brandon's Rolex.
	So I thought, listen, ladies.
	He ruined my night. He blah, blah, blah.
	But you know dragon ladies when they get up on one.
	I was trying to explain politely as an Englishman.
	Ladies, he owes me some money because we're going to call the Chinese being on you.
	Kept shouting. So I reach in my pocket.
	I look at it. The dragon lady's silence for half a second.
	They look at me with their slanty, wide open eyes.
	Brandon's holy Rolex is in my hand.
	That's Brandon's Rolex!
	I look at it. Fuck Brandon's Rolex!
	And I smash it into 10 million pieces on the floor in front of them.
	The shock on their Chinese faces.
	When the Rolex got smashed to smithereens all over the Chinese concrete.
	All three Chinese girls stood there like this.
	And you said, fuck Brandon and fuck his Rolex!
	And we walked off.
	They never said a single word.
	We never heard from the dragon ladies again.
	They didn't even try and follow us down the street.
	Now, Brandon probably died of alcohol poisoning.
	I don't know. Brandon, if you're listening, I will buy you another Rolex if you beat me in a drinking contest.
	But this time, if you lose, instead of stealing your watch, I'm going to straight up motherfucking kill you.
	So make the decision.
	If you're man enough, bro, those dragon women were mad.
	They were furious.
	They were furious.
	I forgot about that.
	We had a great time in China.
	Oh yeah, it was great. It was great.
	It was a cultural revolution.
	Can't wait to go back.
	Guys, this is the kind of cool shit you can do if you have a Trump Lamborghini.
	So join the real world in 48 hours and giving one away.
	You ain't gonna take shit anymore from dragon ladies.
	You can be racist, you can do slanty eyes, and you can take Brandon's watch.
	If you want a chance at getting this fantastic Trump Lamborghini, simply join the real world before the competition ends in 48 hours.
	I'm playing Pump It Up again. We're the funniest men in the world.
	You know what? The funny thing is, people think that story's great.
	That's one of our stories that we can tell.
	Oh, that's one of the ones we can tell?
	Think how many stories we can't tell.
	And this is why dates are so boring.
	Girls don't have stories.
	My best dates are when everything went totally wrong.
	No girl sits down and goes, I've got a story for you.
	And by the end of it, you're like, that's a fucking story.
	It's actually just shit and gay.
	Although, although, I would love to hear that story.
	From their perspective.
	That would be interesting. Imagine their perspective.
	We were in this club and these guys invited us over.
	And then they spiked my friends.
	They got Brandon drunk.
	They got him drunk. They spiked my friend's drink.
	So we all left because they spiked his drink because these evil guys.
	And then we went to eat.
	And these crazy guys robbed him.
	Oh my God. And we were like, give me the watch.
	And he was so scared that we were going to call the police.
	He just threw it.
	Oh my God. These guys are crazy.
	Shut up, bitch. I'll tell you the realest Chinese motherfucker I saw when I was out there, though.
	I ain't scared of approaching women.
	And no offense, I'm not usually that into Chinese ladies.
	I saw these two blondes.
	Russian, Belorussian. Must have been fucking Slavic something.
	Belorussian or Ukrainian? I don't fucking know.
	But they were fucking tens.
	And they were standing by the side of this Chinese food store.
	So I woke out, hey girls, how are you?
	Oh, you speak English.
	I'm like, yeah, no, what are you girls doing tonight?
	And they were super...
	Super dismissive, but in a funny way.
	They went, ha ha ha, he's wondering what we're doing.
	What do you think we're doing? I'm like, I don't know.
	You want to go grab a drink or something?
	I was like, ha ha ha, he thinks you want to have a drink with him.
	I'm like, I don't know, girls, you know, me and my brother in town, if you want to...
	And while I was talking, three Chinese Rolls Royces pull up.
	And the biggest Chinese man I ever saw gets out and opens the door to the shortest Chinese man I ever saw.
	And the shortest Chinese man goes like this.
	And both Russians get in his car.
	And I looked at Andrew and I thought... Fuck, that tiny Chinese man's a bit of a badass, isn't it?
	That tiny Chinese man had the biggest Chinese man bodyguards, and he picked up his hooker hose straight.
	They were Ukrainian prostitutes.
	He pulled up in his rolls.
	He was... Three rolls!
	Three Rolls Royces full of security.
	He was four foot eight, and he just went...
	And those Ukrainians sucked some Chinese penis.
	Oh, they sucked an inch and a half of the hardest Chinese cock on that side of fucking...
	Hong Kong. So girls, where's the Great Wall?
	Don't you know? Pump it up.
	You've got to pump it up.
	The Great Wall separates North and South Korea, doesn't it?
	I think it's something like that.
	Listen, guys, you can get as mad as you want.
	I'm not really a fan of your president, Kim Jong.
	It's something like that.
	You know, you can get mad about the wall, Korea, the wall, China.
	There is a wall. Separates North and South.
	It's an Asian wall.
	I'm European. Do you know where Hadrian's wall is?
	No. It's just some European wall to you.
	You don't know our walls.
	We don't know your walls.
	There's a wall.
	Get over it. Get over it.
	It's funny. It's fine.
	Now that Chinese man was a G. Brandon was a fucking loser.
	Brandon was a fucking loser. Wonder what he's doing now.
	He's probably fucking married, voting for Kamala.
	Yeah, he's probably... My wife thinks Kamala's a great choice, actually.
	Me and my wife consulted, and we think that Kamala...
	Join the real world.
	Stop being a fucking retard.
	That's how. I'm not gonna talk to you about the features.
	I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna make money.
	I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna get free cryptocurrency.
	I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna get a free Lamborghini.
	I'm not gonna talk to you about the best modern education platform on the planet.
	I'm gonna tell you to join the real world because if you don't join, you're a fucking retard.
	Don't be a Chinese retard.
	Join the real world.
	Otherwise, you don't stand a chance of ever being anything in this life.
	That's how I'm gonna tell you to join.
	And if you're a real man, you'll understand exactly what I'm talking about.
	Court tomorrow.
	Jail, please! Don't you know?
	Pump it up! Of course, our new charges watch thievery in China.
	Andrew Trisaday been arrested for robbing a Rolex in China.
	Ten years ago, ancient charges of Rolex smashing in the Chinese street.
	Witnesses Ching Chong Lady A and Bing Chong Lady B have told the BBC that these terrible thugs bought them loads of alcohol and only wanted fair remuneration for their...
	Financing of a shit night.
	They have been arrested and immediately remanded for the next three months in a Romanian jail.
	The victim who now goes by the name of Brenda is voting for Kamala Harris because he thinks that women's rights are the primary issue of this election.
	For more updates, go to bbc.com.
	Fuck you, Edwards. Fuck the BBC. Fuck the mainstream media.
	Fuck all you. We're human traffickers.
	You caught us. We robbed Brandon.
	You're all Chinese.
	We don't give a fuck.
	Join the real world or stay a fucking faggot.

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