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Oct. 11, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Tates Quit Smoking | Tate Confidential Ep 260
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Make him dance.
I'll dance.
Come on Tristan, dance some time.
Dance some time T.
Come on Tristan, we don't have any music.
First thing in the morning, let's dance.
Nice.
Come on, Tristan. Let's dance.
Are you upset they took your lada?
Are you upset you got a small penis and the whole house hates you?
Are you upset because everyone thinks you're a fucking dickhead?
Is that what it is? Are you upset that when you're not around we all make retard voice and pretend we're Tristan?
Is that what it is? Is that why you're upset because everyone talks about you that way?
Behind your back.
Is that why? Because we have large powwows standing around talking about the fact that the house could be better if you weren't in it.
Is that why you're upset? Is that why?
Is that why you're sad? Come on, T. Let's dance.
Maybe you can dance it off.
Maybe you can dance the other way.
Nice. So you quit smoking?
I've quit smoking. People say quitting smoking is hard.
So what I did is I supercharged my smoking.
I was smoking all day every day for two months.
All day every day. I wake up.
Confirmed, no? Confirmed.
All day every day.
And not just cigarettes. Cigars and shisha, the strongest possible amount.
So I was at least 100 times more nicotated than the average cigarette smoker.
So then when I was fully supercharged on nicotine, I decided to quit cold turkey.
So I'm three days in. I haven't had any shisha, I've just totally quit, and it's easy.
Because I'm a master of Aikido.
So I'm gonna quit for a while, prove that quitting's easy, so when the next person goes,
I tried to quit smoking, I had a nicotine patch, and I couldn't do it,
I can just call it a loser, and I'm gonna get back on smoking loads.
Conclusive evidence that cigarettes and shisha and cigar are good for you is that I am sick
for the first time in forever.
You're never sick. Ever.
I'm never sick. And it's a beautiful day outside.
It's hot. It's not cold.
It's a nice hot day.
I'm never sick. And I'm sick because I've quit smoking.
Tristan's also sick because he quit smoking.
This both happened to both of you at the same time.
We stopped smoking and it's made us sick.
Proof that smoking's actually super good for you.
I'm a week in, I'm only one more week till I can go back to smoking as much as humanly possible.
I can get back on the full time, no longer breathing air, only breathing smoke.
Like a hero. But, it's kind of amazing for everyone at home, smoking's bad for you, then why am I sick now?
Was I ever sick when I was smoking all those shisha pipes?
Was I ever sick when I was puffing all those cigars?
Fucking never. Now I'm sick.
Have you thought that maybe your body is finally expelling all of the nasty toxins inside of your body?
It's all nasty toxins. It's power.
It goes inside of my soul and spirit.
Why am I so strong?
It's the smoking. I've always knew it was.
But everyone said smoking was hard to quit, so I had to prove that it was easy to do.
And now I'm mad that I'm down this path of mediocrity, along with all the average normies who go, this is a hard path to walk.
It's like a mountain. You're surrounded by a bunch of losers, and they're saying, this is a mountain.
It's really hard to climb because quitting smoking is hard.
And they're struggling to get up it, and you're just walking up without eating, saying, what the fuck?
You're all losers. Now I just, I need a fat cigar.
I guarantee you I had a big fat cigar, I'd be fine tomorrow.
But I can't.
I have to go seven more days.
So seven more days, and you're right back to it.
I've genuinely struggled 0% at any point during this.
Anyone who says quitting smoking is hard is a fucking loser.
I think if you eat bones, your bones get stronger.
I'm just trying to...
What do you think? That can't be good for your teeth.
There's no way. Prove to me that's not true.
Prove to me. You're going to break a tooth and then that's all the proof I need.
I didn't say my teeth, I said my bones.
Prove to me my bones do not get stronger if I eat bones.
You have no proof at all.
You're going through life with no proof.
No proof. None.
Just saying shit. Prove it.
You have no evidence. There's no way eating bones like that is good for you.
You have no evidence. There's evidence though.
I don't have evidence.
Pure intuition.
Because I said so, it's not good.
Trying to eat me broke. And you have no evidence.
Tristan, your brother's sick because he stopped smoking.
Yeah, I stopped smoking too.
I got this horrible cough. I truly believe that this is a sign that you need to quit for good.
Your body's finally getting rid of all the toxins.
Rid of the toxins? Air is toxic.
Smoke that keeps the...
It's the cleansing smoke that keeps the bacteria and the germs away.
I feel much worse.
This is shit. I didn't just prove a point.
How many days has it been?
This is the fifth. Day five.
I think you're gonna become a superhuman at day seven.
No, I was a superhuman when I smoked.
So you also feel sick? Maybe I need to substitute my smoking with some heavy drinking.
That might fix me a little bit, you know?
What do you think? You might be onto something.
And you can't do that, but maybe I can just keep myself going.
As sick as I feel from not smoking with some incredibly heavy drinking.
Incredibly heavy. I'm talking start now.
What's it? 11.30am? Start now.
Don't stop till 2am.
14 hours. I think Marcel wants to join you.
I think you want to join me.
No, absolutely not.
I'm telling you, I am going somewhere. I am going to be alone.
Say again?
Not smoking is killing.
I've never seen Andrew sick a day of my life.
Andrew, you seriously need to consider quitting not smoking.
I need to take my health seriously and make sure that I always smoke for the rest of my life.
Andrew, this is your body finally expelling all of the toxins that you've accumulated over all these years.
I run on toxins. I'm toxically masculine.
Pure toxins. I need toxins in my blood is what makes me strong.
I think I destroy everybody.
You look at me and see, okay, that man is dangerous.
Because I'm full of fucking toxins, of course.
I've got nothing where I've got water, air, green grass, your fucking Bible verses.
This is bullshit. I need nicotine and caffeine.
Slow up my caffeine. Thank the fuck I didn't quit coffee or I'd be dead.
I'd already quit coffee. If I quit coffee and cigars slash shisha at the same time, I'd genuinely die.
I'm actually genuinely very sick and I guarantee the second I can smoke cigars again, I'll be 100% fine.
Smoke. I need toxins.
Tristan, you're on like what?
Day four, day five? Six, I think.
Is it day seven? Day six.
Tomorrow's day seven. Sunday to Sunday.
How many days you gone? Say the same six.
I'm gonna do two whole weeks to prove it's easy and then I'm gonna get back to smoking as much as possible.
To this fruity's young I smoke my fucking lungs.
I'm a fucking faggot.
You fumbled the bag, boss.
You should have won. Niggers can't do anything right.
Nothing!
$5100 please.
Unbelievable.
All in.
All in sir.
May I have my watch please?
Tristan, you've got a fever.
You can't be drinking beer when you have a fever.
Yeah, I've got booze fever. Party fever.
100 to 12. Don't tell me what to do, you cunt.
How much?
100.
Cool.
I got shit cards.
Cool.
Check, ready?
I don't even know what I have, check.
Check the pocket ace.
I think I need more nuts for it.
I think I need more nuts for it.
You don't want nuts.
I'm not trying.
Oh, I didn't see what that was for.
Bear points.
I'm going to save them.
Michael.
You ran me a cigarette as well.
And where's Marcel's rum and coke?
Oh my goodness.
My first smoke in two weeks.
You have been waiting for this day.
You know what? Not really. It's actually annoyed me how easy it was to quit.
Because it's made me hate humanity even more than I already did.
Because people talk about how hard it is to do things.
People say, oh it's so hard to quit cigarettes and I didn't have nicotine patches and it was so difficult to beat because they're fucking losers.
Do you know how easy it was to quit? I just stopped.
I smoked every day, all day, and then I said, I quit now, so I didn't smoke anymore.
For two solid weeks, I didn't touch it.
And if I kind of felt like having something, I just didn't.
So then the quitting completed.
If I couldn't quit, I'd have to quit.
But I could quit, so now I'll never quit.
Does that make sense? Quitting was so easy, after two days I wanted to quit my quitting because I was like, this isn't even difficult, this is just boring.
So after two solid weeks of not smoking, I'm back to smoking full time, and quitting smoking is easy, and anyone who ever struggles, if you're going through life, gentlemen, and someone comes up to you and goes, you know, I actually struggled to quit smoking, just don't talk to them, because they're the kind of person with no self-control, they're probably gonna try and fuck your bitch, they're a loser.
Stay away from these people. It's fucking easy.
I quit from birth. I quit not smoking.
Because I was not smoking for the last two weeks, but my willpower, right, I've now quit not smoking.
Nice. I'm back.
How is it? I'm back!
Alright, whose turn is it?
Oh yeah, check this one.
Oh, check.
All right, what are we doing?
Closed card, six, queen, six.
Check.
Two hundred.
Call.
Call all in to 50.
50 more? 50 more?
All-in!
All-in! Four players, one all-in.
Third. Three of spills.
Check.
Let's see the cards.
He's got a spade.
He's got a queen.
He's got a spade.
Queens.
He's got a spade, yes.
And he's hot.
Flush.
Check.
Let's see the cards.
He's got a spade.
He's got a queen.
He's got a spade.
Queens.
He's got a queen.
He's got a spade.
He's got a queen.
He's got a spade.
He's got a queen.
Aces have actually beat me the fuck up today.
Yeah Nigel has.
Ace of spades, he got it.
Relays, 2,000.
Relays, 4,000.
We're all in. Call.
Call? 2,000.
Showdown please.
Straight.
Straight.
Three of a kind.
Three of a kind.
Three of a kind straight.
We both had three of a kind.
We had to bet a bit. Where's your dad?
And got one. He's dead like your dad.
Of course. I'm sure he was home.
You wish. The only person's dad is home at this table, Bailey.
Hi dad!
I'm going to call my dad right now.
I'm going to call him and say I love you dad.
He answers? I'm at home with your mother!
That's my dad. Weird.
You're a family of psychos.
Small blind big like this.
Let's see the curve. I thought I could bully my way out.
Aces and Kings.
Split part though, no?
Aces and Kings.
No, the 8th place.
No way. So he wins.
Yeah. You both have aces, you both have kings.
Unbelievable. He's got an 8.
You've got a 7. Yeah, Nigel wins.
Nigel wins at hand, I can't believe it.
Because the aces and kings, we both had aces.
And I had two pairs.
Andrew's 7 being a pair matters zero.
Because the 8th place is the 5th highest card.
So gay. You see why I can't play this game?
That was the most winning hand.
I had two pairs, bro. And then the king fucked Andrew.
Good job, Knight. Good hand.
So how much has he got there? Because I put four.
3,700. Yeah, so I put four, I take three.
Knight is back in the game. Yeah, I got fucked over by the cards.
It's bullshit. I had two pair, he had one pair, and he wins.
No, skill issue. Yeah, true.
How the fuck did you lose a two pair, you dickhead?
I'm a dickhead. I must be.
That leads into three aces.
Bro, how the fuck did that even happen?
Knight, you're back in the game.
I know, I need to go. How did that even happen?
I need to go. 1,000 to 1,000, then you buy it.
Now I have to get extra reckless.
What am I? 1,000.
Extra reckless.
Because if you win, you're kind of rich.
Kind of. Because you win 10,000 if you win.
If you lose, you have to pay 400 to do it.
What a great bet. That's good odds.
That's a good odds. Dance a little bit.
Should add to my powers.
It's a problem with last round, not enough dancing.
That's why Bailey got that lucky card that I'm on the whole fucking map.
So, you admit on camera that I won?
You got one super lucky card, yeah.
I planned that all along. You didn't plan it all along.
I did, you fell into my trap.
Well, I planned you winning that game all along, so I could all along beat you at this hand all along, all along.
Sometimes you got nowhere to tap around.
You better know when to pop around and show them.
Only the Queen of Hearts could have beaten me.
Only the Queen of Hearts could have beaten me.
And I just had to think one card.
Sim! Queen of hearts!
Gay! So you needed a bitch.
Now I hate you. That was a sick hand.
So what I did was, I distract the waiter with the beer sip, right?
Freeze time! Deal myself the highest flush between you guys good hands too.
And then when he deals the cards he doesn't realize that I froze time with the power of drinking.
Alright Bernard. Bro!
Oh my fucking gosh!
Sick show! Bro!
These are not Bernard's watches so we don't know.
These we can't know. Bro, I'm not going to get the same shit.
These motherfuckers don't know about Bernard.
Bernard is a G. Three hours more.
Six hours more. Straight.
I think straight, and a straight, and a straight block.
Hold. I doubt two.
Two's a fucking block. Got a check.
I can just roll up, cause I'm swoll up.
So that birthday cake, you're the Cobra.
Bugatti for real, I'm Cobra.
The autobiography Rover.
Got the key to my city, it's over.
Snow thoughts, only in the color Culver's.
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