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Aug. 16, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
15:22
Uno Cards Hailstorm Over Bucharest | Tate Confidential Ep 250
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I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on because I know I've been in a
I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars.
My cars were outside, so I'm like looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
And I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty shit.
Let's go check.
As you all know, although I am a beacon of positivity, I've been an oppressive woman.
I've been in a particularly bad mood as of late.
Waiting for some good news.
Well, this is some pretty good news if I can say so myself Bad news for me!
Bad news for me!
That's Pinky right there.
No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, one sec.
One sec, no, no, no, one sec.
Congratulations, Flurry's fine.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Ol' Alex.
the cars then God said shall I get him I said get him. Me and him were talking.
And here we are. You do deserve it.
Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
The fact that Alex's Ferrari right next to your car is fine shows that God actually hates you.
I can't think of another answer.
You need to repent. Let's go check our cars.
Is the Merc fine? Check the Merc.
All the cars are fine.
Except Alex's. The BMW is out.
Let's have a look. BMW and the Audi are out.
Looking good. BMW build quality.
Looking great. Alright, so the X6M is perfect.
Okay, great. RS7. Now the RS7, let's just check.
This was exposed. Yeah, it was.
It was out here. No, perfect.
Congratulations. Not a perfect windscreen.
Perfect. Nice. Everything here is almost a perfect time.
Comp is perfect.
755 Spider is perfect.
MC20 Spider is perfect.
SF90 Spider and SF Cube are all perfect.
Great. So it's just one car in my whole house.
Just one car. Alex's.
That's what he gets. Why does that make me happy?
It's because Alex has no money.
He can't pay to fix it.
A guy came to fix my windshield because it's broken for a few days and he said it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable? Not repairable.
So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
Yep. And what's that going to cost?
Bro, I don't even want to look.
I know it's going to be tens of thousands of euros.
Here's what I know.
I'm willing to give you no limits, 1,000 euros a time, high card gambling.
1,000 bucks a time.
I'll pay you cash every time you win, and I'll add it as debt every time you lose.
You can repair your material.
Summer is here. Go to Lamborghini.
Gamble your way out the hole.
Just try it once.
What's up, how do you feel? No, get your mate out of here, please.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
He's a gambling man, excuse me.
Okay. What do you feel?
You're warm. His windscreen is not repairable.
He just showed up to fix it, and he said there's nothing to them.
Oh, shit.
Whereas as a good friend, I've offered him no holds barred, 1,000 euros a time, I'll take debt in exchange for cash, and he can make the money for his windscreen.
And he's walled right now.
What's his energy level?
He's walled. You can be here.
Bro, how are you playing for yourself?
Five or six games in a row?
How are you playing for yourself?
Bro, you can do this.
Alex! Alex!
Alex! I say we get the deck of cards and see what would have happened hypothetically.
Where are the cards?
T, where are the cards? Forget fate.
Forget fate. I'm telling you now.
You've got this. I'm not even joking.
Let's do a hypothetical round.
No money. We've not done dice in the house ever.
Alex, I'm telling you bro.
Bro, you're missing a golden opportunity right now.
I have so much faith in you, Alex.
It's not even my thing. Alex, how do you actually know you can't lose?
I know you can't lose. Just live it like that.
Look, let's just see what would happen.
This doesn't count for money. You roll the dice, I roll the dice.
Two! You would have won a thousand bucks, Steve!
Oh my gosh, Alex!
Alex! Wait, again, again.
One more time. If I do it for real, I'm gonna lose.
Let's go. Bro, we already did this like 10 times.
Alex, one more hypothetical.
One more hypothetical, Alex.
It's real deal time.
Let's go. Real deal. A thousand.
Let's go. Alex, you sure?
Do you want me to show your energy at sea?
Bro, two and six, I told you.
What did I say? Take it down to 500.
500. You can win the Lambo Woodstream.
No, I gotta get him.
I gotta get him. No, you have to jump in the pool.
Jump in the pool is the deal.
Jump in the pool. I'm walking down the stairs.
No stairs in Africa.
Haven't invented him yet. All right, game two.
Let's go.
And to mess him up.
Green.
Red.
No green.
Who starts with two plus fours?
I must win when he starts with two plus fours.
I kept one to protect myself because I knew he'd do that shit.
How did you get dealt all the plus fours and plus twos in the deck?
Nigel, did you rig the game?
No, I didn't. Nice!
Right, I need to sort my cards out to even stand any hope of a chance, so...
You do have half the deck.
I have half the deck. Tristan, are you prepared for total domination?
Can you find a light on me?
I can. It's Andrew's turn now.
I'm about to get destroyed.
We'll find out.
All right green yeah You put down a yellow plus two.
You were sorting your cards out, so I'll give you a chance tomorrow.
Thanks, friend. I'm a fair guy.
very much the melancholic side.
I'm going to be doing a lot of walking, so I'm going to be walking a lot.
I'm going to be walking a lot.
I'm going to be walking a lot.
Everyone's got no blues.
So I'm gonna Aikido it to red.
And I Aikido it back to blue.
But does he have greens?
Ooh. Tell me, Andrew.
You would dance to the devil in the pale moonlight.
Uno blue. Well played.
Didn't matter. Oh!
Well played. Well played.
You were unprepared for total domination.
That's true. You have in fact lost a game.
I've never lost a game. That one didn't count.
Marcel wasn't in. You won, but it was my victory.
You know what? I called this at the beginning.
I said I'm the only one who's not going to get in the pool.
I knew it. I knew it.
Is it cold?
Yeah. Fuck first thing. Holy shit.
I'm the best player in the house. Even Marcel knows.
I have the best ratio in the house.
How can you have a better ratio?
When I was there, we lost the game. You just lost.
No, I got the victory.
It's on camera. I forgot to hit the record button.
We're fired. Firing babies is a new thing.
Pass me the lighters. By the sounds of it, you've lost a game.
I've never lost a game. He always loses games to me.
I've never lost a game. By the sounds of Marcel screaming, you've lost a game.
It can be. Done.
Never lost a game.
Alright, 1v1 right here right now.
Alright, let's go. You know what, I'll shuffle the cards.
You shuffle, yeah. Okay.
I'm sure the card's been shuffled so people know it's one take.
This is not staged.
Marcel, don't let me down.
He's easy food, man.
What do you mean? I've never lost a game.
I've never lost a game, ever.
Okay. He can't beat me.
He knows what it is.
I only shuffle this once instead of three times, so let's see what happens.
It should be fun. Who goes first?
You decide. I go first.
Cool. Go first. Alright.
Boom! Let's go.
He went first last time, and he can go first again this time.
Come on. Marcel, did I deal you good cards?
Sick. Nice.
The sickest cards.
Sickest cards.
Lost all of them.
Marcel's got no greens.
He's got no greens.
Nope.
Hmm.
UNA. Nicely done?
Andrew, you look stressed.
You good? UNA. Matrix 5.
Green. Uno, four.
Let's go! It's on cam now!
It's on cam now!
Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
Did you just lose me again?
Look at the dance.
I've never lost again.
Look at the dance, though. Look at the dance.
What do you call that dance?
I don't know. We've got to figure that out.
Ooh, those shuffles!
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