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Checking Cars After Hailstorm
00:02:40
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| I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on because I know I've been in a | |
| I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy. | |
| Because obviously I moved all the cars. | |
| My cars were outside, so I'm like looking at them from the pool. | |
| And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection. | |
| After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. | |
| He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal. | |
| We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. | |
| And I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile. | |
| Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty shit. | |
| Let's go check. | |
| As you all know, although I am a beacon of positivity, I've been an oppressive woman. | |
| I've been in a particularly bad mood as of late. | |
| Waiting for some good news. | |
| Well, this is some pretty good news if I can say so myself Bad news for me! | |
| Bad news for me! | |
| That's Pinky right there. | |
| No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, one sec. | |
| One sec, no, no, no, one sec. | |
| Congratulations, Flurry's fine. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Ol' Alex. | |
| the cars then God said shall I get him I said get him. Me and him were talking. | |
| And here we are. You do deserve it. | |
| Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you. | |
| The fact that Alex's Ferrari right next to your car is fine shows that God actually hates you. | |
| I can't think of another answer. | |
| You need to repent. Let's go check our cars. | |
| Is the Merc fine? Check the Merc. | |
| All the cars are fine. | |
| Except Alex's. The BMW is out. | |
| Let's have a look. BMW and the Audi are out. | |
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Hypothetical Round: Cards and Loss
00:12:03
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| Looking good. BMW build quality. | |
| Looking great. Alright, so the X6M is perfect. | |
| Okay, great. RS7. Now the RS7, let's just check. | |
| This was exposed. Yeah, it was. | |
| It was out here. No, perfect. | |
| Congratulations. Not a perfect windscreen. | |
| Perfect. Nice. Everything here is almost a perfect time. | |
| Comp is perfect. | |
| 755 Spider is perfect. | |
| MC20 Spider is perfect. | |
| SF90 Spider and SF Cube are all perfect. | |
| Great. So it's just one car in my whole house. | |
| Just one car. Alex's. | |
| That's what he gets. Why does that make me happy? | |
| It's because Alex has no money. | |
| He can't pay to fix it. | |
| A guy came to fix my windshield because it's broken for a few days and he said it's literally not repairable. | |
| It's not repairable? Not repairable. | |
| So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen. | |
| Yep. And what's that going to cost? | |
| Bro, I don't even want to look. | |
| I know it's going to be tens of thousands of euros. | |
| Here's what I know. | |
| I'm willing to give you no limits, 1,000 euros a time, high card gambling. | |
| 1,000 bucks a time. | |
| I'll pay you cash every time you win, and I'll add it as debt every time you lose. | |
| You can repair your material. | |
| Summer is here. Go to Lamborghini. | |
| Gamble your way out the hole. | |
| Just try it once. | |
| What's up, how do you feel? No, get your mate out of here, please. | |
| Hold on, wait, hold on. | |
| He's a gambling man, excuse me. | |
| Okay. What do you feel? | |
| You're warm. His windscreen is not repairable. | |
| He just showed up to fix it, and he said there's nothing to them. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Whereas as a good friend, I've offered him no holds barred, 1,000 euros a time, I'll take debt in exchange for cash, and he can make the money for his windscreen. | |
| And he's walled right now. | |
| What's his energy level? | |
| He's walled. You can be here. | |
| Bro, how are you playing for yourself? | |
| Five or six games in a row? | |
| How are you playing for yourself? | |
| Bro, you can do this. | |
| Alex! Alex! | |
| Alex! I say we get the deck of cards and see what would have happened hypothetically. | |
| Where are the cards? | |
| T, where are the cards? Forget fate. | |
| Forget fate. I'm telling you now. | |
| You've got this. I'm not even joking. | |
| Let's do a hypothetical round. | |
| No money. We've not done dice in the house ever. | |
| Alex, I'm telling you bro. | |
| Bro, you're missing a golden opportunity right now. | |
| I have so much faith in you, Alex. | |
| It's not even my thing. Alex, how do you actually know you can't lose? | |
| I know you can't lose. Just live it like that. | |
| Look, let's just see what would happen. | |
| This doesn't count for money. You roll the dice, I roll the dice. | |
| Two! You would have won a thousand bucks, Steve! | |
| Oh my gosh, Alex! | |
| Alex! Wait, again, again. | |
| One more time. If I do it for real, I'm gonna lose. | |
| Let's go. Bro, we already did this like 10 times. | |
| Alex, one more hypothetical. | |
| One more hypothetical, Alex. | |
| It's real deal time. | |
| Let's go. Real deal. A thousand. | |
| Let's go. Alex, you sure? | |
| Do you want me to show your energy at sea? | |
| Bro, two and six, I told you. | |
| What did I say? Take it down to 500. | |
| 500. You can win the Lambo Woodstream. | |
| No, I gotta get him. | |
| I gotta get him. No, you have to jump in the pool. | |
| Jump in the pool is the deal. | |
| Jump in the pool. I'm walking down the stairs. | |
| No stairs in Africa. | |
| Haven't invented him yet. All right, game two. | |
| Let's go. | |
| And to mess him up. | |
| Green. | |
| Red. | |
| No green. | |
| Who starts with two plus fours? | |
| I must win when he starts with two plus fours. | |
| I kept one to protect myself because I knew he'd do that shit. | |
| How did you get dealt all the plus fours and plus twos in the deck? | |
| Nigel, did you rig the game? | |
| No, I didn't. Nice! | |
| Right, I need to sort my cards out to even stand any hope of a chance, so... | |
| You do have half the deck. | |
| I have half the deck. Tristan, are you prepared for total domination? | |
| Can you find a light on me? | |
| I can. It's Andrew's turn now. | |
| I'm about to get destroyed. | |
| We'll find out. | |
| All right green yeah You put down a yellow plus two. | |
| You were sorting your cards out, so I'll give you a chance tomorrow. | |
| Thanks, friend. I'm a fair guy. | |
| very much the melancholic side. | |
| I'm going to be doing a lot of walking, so I'm going to be walking a lot. | |
| I'm going to be walking a lot. | |
| I'm going to be walking a lot. | |
| Everyone's got no blues. | |
| So I'm gonna Aikido it to red. | |
| And I Aikido it back to blue. | |
| But does he have greens? | |
| Ooh. Tell me, Andrew. | |
| You would dance to the devil in the pale moonlight. | |
| Uno blue. Well played. | |
| Didn't matter. Oh! | |
| Well played. Well played. | |
| You were unprepared for total domination. | |
| That's true. You have in fact lost a game. | |
| I've never lost a game. That one didn't count. | |
| Marcel wasn't in. You won, but it was my victory. | |
| You know what? I called this at the beginning. | |
| I said I'm the only one who's not going to get in the pool. | |
| I knew it. I knew it. | |
| Is it cold? | |
| Yeah. Fuck first thing. Holy shit. | |
| I'm the best player in the house. Even Marcel knows. | |
| I have the best ratio in the house. | |
| How can you have a better ratio? | |
| When I was there, we lost the game. You just lost. | |
| No, I got the victory. | |
| It's on camera. I forgot to hit the record button. | |
| We're fired. Firing babies is a new thing. | |
| Pass me the lighters. By the sounds of it, you've lost a game. | |
| I've never lost a game. He always loses games to me. | |
| I've never lost a game. By the sounds of Marcel screaming, you've lost a game. | |
| It can be. Done. | |
| Never lost a game. | |
| Alright, 1v1 right here right now. | |
| Alright, let's go. You know what, I'll shuffle the cards. | |
| You shuffle, yeah. Okay. | |
| I'm sure the card's been shuffled so people know it's one take. | |
| This is not staged. | |
| Marcel, don't let me down. | |
| He's easy food, man. | |
| What do you mean? I've never lost a game. | |
| I've never lost a game, ever. | |
| Okay. He can't beat me. | |
| He knows what it is. | |
| I only shuffle this once instead of three times, so let's see what happens. | |
| It should be fun. Who goes first? | |
| You decide. I go first. | |
| Cool. Go first. Alright. | |
| Boom! Let's go. | |
| He went first last time, and he can go first again this time. | |
| Come on. Marcel, did I deal you good cards? | |
| Sick. Nice. | |
| The sickest cards. | |
| Sickest cards. | |
| Lost all of them. | |
| Marcel's got no greens. | |
| He's got no greens. | |
| Nope. | |
| Hmm. | |
| UNA. Nicely done? | |
| Andrew, you look stressed. | |
| You good? UNA. Matrix 5. | |
| Green. Uno, four. | |
| Let's go! It's on cam now! | |
| It's on cam now! | |
| Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa! | |
| Did you just lose me again? | |
| Look at the dance. | |
| I've never lost again. | |
| Look at the dance, though. Look at the dance. | |
| What do you call that dance? | |
| I don't know. We've got to figure that out. | |
| Ooh, those shuffles! | |
| Only one man can do it! | |
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00:00:38
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