Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Uno Cards Hailstorm Over Bucharest | Tate Confidential Ep 250
Aired: 2024-08-16
Duration: 15:22


=== Checking Cars After Hailstorm (02:40) ===

[00:00:00]  I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on because I know I've been in a
[00:00:12]  I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
[00:00:16]  Because obviously I moved all the cars.
[00:00:17]  My cars were outside, so I'm like looking at them from the pool.
[00:00:20]  And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
[00:00:23]  After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
[00:00:27]  He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
[00:00:31]  We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
[00:00:37]  And I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile.
[00:00:41]  Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty shit.
[00:00:43]  Let's go check.
[00:00:46]  As you all know, although I am a beacon of positivity, I've been an oppressive woman.
[00:01:13]  I've been in a particularly bad mood as of late.
[00:01:17]  Waiting for some good news.
[00:01:20]  Well, this is some pretty good news if I can say so myself Bad news for me!
[00:01:26]  Bad news for me!
[00:01:28]  That's Pinky right there.
[00:01:34]  No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, one sec.
[00:01:40]  One sec, no, no, no, one sec.
[00:01:42]  Congratulations, Flurry's fine.
[00:01:46]  Thank you.
[00:01:48]  Thank you so much.
[00:01:50]  Ol' Alex.
[00:01:58]  the cars then God said shall I get him I said get him. Me and him were talking.
[00:02:04]  And here we are. You do deserve it.
[00:02:07]  Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
[00:02:12]  The fact that Alex's Ferrari right next to your car is fine shows that God actually hates you.
[00:02:20]  I can't think of another answer.
[00:02:22]  You need to repent. Let's go check our cars.
[00:02:26]  Is the Merc fine? Check the Merc.
[00:02:28]  All the cars are fine.
[00:02:31]  Except Alex's. The BMW is out.
[00:02:34]  Let's have a look. BMW and the Audi are out.

=== Hypothetical Round: Cards and Loss (12:03) ===

[00:02:40]  Looking good. BMW build quality.
[00:02:43]  Looking great. Alright, so the X6M is perfect.
[00:02:46]  Okay, great. RS7. Now the RS7, let's just check.
[00:02:50]  This was exposed. Yeah, it was.
[00:02:52]  It was out here. No, perfect.
[00:02:54]  Congratulations. Not a perfect windscreen.
[00:02:56]  Perfect. Nice. Everything here is almost a perfect time.
[00:02:58]  Comp is perfect.
[00:03:00]  755 Spider is perfect.
[00:03:01]  MC20 Spider is perfect.
[00:03:03]  SF90 Spider and SF Cube are all perfect.
[00:03:05]  Great. So it's just one car in my whole house.
[00:03:07]  Just one car. Alex's.
[00:03:10]  That's what he gets. Why does that make me happy?
[00:03:20]  It's because Alex has no money.
[00:03:22]  He can't pay to fix it.
[00:03:25]  A guy came to fix my windshield because it's broken for a few days and he said it's literally not repairable.
[00:03:33]  It's not repairable? Not repairable.
[00:03:35]  So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
[00:03:37]  Yep. And what's that going to cost?
[00:03:38]  Bro, I don't even want to look.
[00:03:41]  I know it's going to be tens of thousands of euros.
[00:03:43]  Here's what I know.
[00:03:45]  I'm willing to give you no limits, 1,000 euros a time, high card gambling.
[00:03:51]  1,000 bucks a time.
[00:03:53]  I'll pay you cash every time you win, and I'll add it as debt every time you lose.
[00:03:58]  You can repair your material.
[00:04:01]  Summer is here. Go to Lamborghini.
[00:04:05]  Gamble your way out the hole.
[00:04:06]  Just try it once.
[00:04:10]  What's up, how do you feel? No, get your mate out of here, please.
[00:04:13]  Hold on, wait, hold on.
[00:04:14]  He's a gambling man, excuse me.
[00:04:16]  Okay. What do you feel?
[00:04:17]  You're warm. His windscreen is not repairable.
[00:04:27]  He just showed up to fix it, and he said there's nothing to them.
[00:04:31]  Oh, shit.
[00:04:33]  Whereas as a good friend, I've offered him no holds barred, 1,000 euros a time, I'll take debt in exchange for cash, and he can make the money for his windscreen.
[00:04:40]  And he's walled right now.
[00:04:41]  What's his energy level?
[00:04:42]  He's walled. You can be here.
[00:04:44]  Bro, how are you playing for yourself?
[00:04:46]  Five or six games in a row?
[00:04:48]  How are you playing for yourself?
[00:04:49]  Bro, you can do this.
[00:04:51]  Alex! Alex!
[00:04:54]  Alex! I say we get the deck of cards and see what would have happened hypothetically.
[00:05:03]  Where are the cards?
[00:05:08]  T, where are the cards? Forget fate.
[00:05:12]  Forget fate. I'm telling you now.
[00:05:14]  You've got this. I'm not even joking.
[00:05:17]  Let's do a hypothetical round.
[00:05:18]  No money. We've not done dice in the house ever.
[00:05:35]  Alex, I'm telling you bro.
[00:05:37]  Bro, you're missing a golden opportunity right now.
[00:05:43]  I have so much faith in you, Alex.
[00:05:45]  It's not even my thing. Alex, how do you actually know you can't lose?
[00:05:48]  I know you can't lose. Just live it like that.
[00:05:50]  Look, let's just see what would happen.
[00:05:52]  This doesn't count for money. You roll the dice, I roll the dice.
[00:05:58]  Two! You would have won a thousand bucks, Steve!
[00:06:02]  Oh my gosh, Alex!
[00:06:04]  Alex! Wait, again, again.
[00:06:07]  One more time. If I do it for real, I'm gonna lose.
[00:06:11]  Let's go. Bro, we already did this like 10 times.
[00:06:16]  Alex, one more hypothetical.
[00:06:18]  One more hypothetical, Alex.
[00:06:20]  It's real deal time.
[00:06:21]  Let's go. Real deal. A thousand.
[00:06:24]  Let's go. Alex, you sure?
[00:06:27]  Do you want me to show your energy at sea?
[00:06:30]  Bro, two and six, I told you.
[00:06:33]  What did I say? Take it down to 500.
[00:06:37]  500. You can win the Lambo Woodstream.
[00:06:41]  No, I gotta get him.
[00:06:45]  I gotta get him. No, you have to jump in the pool.
[00:06:48]  Jump in the pool is the deal.
[00:06:49]  Jump in the pool. I'm walking down the stairs.
[00:06:53]  No stairs in Africa.
[00:06:57]  Haven't invented him yet. All right, game two.
[00:07:01]  Let's go.
[00:07:03]  And to mess him up.
[00:07:05]  Green.
[00:07:12]  Red.
[00:07:15]  No green.
[00:07:17]  Who starts with two plus fours?
[00:07:21]  I must win when he starts with two plus fours.
[00:07:24]  I kept one to protect myself because I knew he'd do that shit.
[00:07:35]  How did you get dealt all the plus fours and plus twos in the deck?
[00:07:42]  Nigel, did you rig the game?
[00:07:43]  No, I didn't. Nice!
[00:07:48]  Right, I need to sort my cards out to even stand any hope of a chance, so...
[00:07:51]  You do have half the deck.
[00:07:54]  I have half the deck. Tristan, are you prepared for total domination?
[00:08:04]  Can you find a light on me?
[00:08:05]  I can. It's Andrew's turn now.
[00:08:07]  I'm about to get destroyed.
[00:08:09]  We'll find out.
[00:08:36]  All right green yeah You put down a yellow plus two.
[00:08:41]  You were sorting your cards out, so I'll give you a chance tomorrow.
[00:08:44]  Thanks, friend. I'm a fair guy.
[00:08:46]  very much the melancholic side.
[00:08:48]  I'm going to be doing a lot of walking, so I'm going to be walking a lot.
[00:08:55]  I'm going to be walking a lot.
[00:09:02]  I'm going to be walking a lot.
[00:09:28]  Everyone's got no blues.
[00:09:35]  So I'm gonna Aikido it to red.
[00:09:39]  And I Aikido it back to blue.
[00:09:44]  But does he have greens?
[00:09:48]  Ooh. Tell me, Andrew.
[00:10:05]  You would dance to the devil in the pale moonlight.
[00:10:09]  Uno blue. Well played.
[00:10:13]  Didn't matter. Oh!
[00:10:16]  Well played. Well played.
[00:10:17]  You were unprepared for total domination.
[00:10:20]  That's true. You have in fact lost a game.
[00:10:22]  I've never lost a game. That one didn't count.
[00:10:25]  Marcel wasn't in. You won, but it was my victory.
[00:10:30]  You know what? I called this at the beginning.
[00:10:32]  I said I'm the only one who's not going to get in the pool.
[00:10:34]  I knew it. I knew it.
[00:10:38]  Is it cold?
[00:10:42]  Yeah. Fuck first thing. Holy shit.
[00:10:44]  I'm the best player in the house. Even Marcel knows.
[00:10:46]  I have the best ratio in the house.
[00:10:48]  How can you have a better ratio?
[00:10:50]  When I was there, we lost the game. You just lost.
[00:10:52]  No, I got the victory.
[00:10:53]  It's on camera. I forgot to hit the record button.
[00:10:57]  We're fired. Firing babies is a new thing.
[00:11:00]  Pass me the lighters. By the sounds of it, you've lost a game.
[00:11:08]  I've never lost a game. He always loses games to me.
[00:11:10]  I've never lost a game. By the sounds of Marcel screaming, you've lost a game.
[00:11:16]  It can be. Done.
[00:11:21]  Never lost a game.
[00:11:23]  Alright, 1v1 right here right now.
[00:11:25]  Alright, let's go. You know what, I'll shuffle the cards.
[00:11:30]  You shuffle, yeah. Okay.
[00:11:33]  I'm sure the card's been shuffled so people know it's one take.
[00:11:36]  This is not staged.
[00:11:38]  Marcel, don't let me down.
[00:11:40]  He's easy food, man.
[00:11:42]  What do you mean? I've never lost a game.
[00:11:45]  I've never lost a game, ever.
[00:11:49]  Okay. He can't beat me.
[00:11:56]  He knows what it is.
[00:12:00]  I only shuffle this once instead of three times, so let's see what happens.
[00:12:03]  It should be fun. Who goes first?
[00:12:05]  You decide. I go first.
[00:12:06]  Cool. Go first. Alright.
[00:12:08]  Boom! Let's go.
[00:12:09]  He went first last time, and he can go first again this time.
[00:12:12]  Come on. Marcel, did I deal you good cards?
[00:12:16]  Sick. Nice.
[00:12:17]  The sickest cards.
[00:12:19]  Sickest cards.
[00:12:32]  Lost all of them.
[00:12:44]  Marcel's got no greens.
[00:12:47]  He's got no greens.
[00:12:50]  Nope.
[00:12:52]  Hmm.
[00:13:08]  UNA. Nicely done?
[00:13:17]  Andrew, you look stressed.
[00:13:19]  You good? UNA. Matrix 5.
[00:13:30]  Green. Uno, four.
[00:13:39]  Let's go! It's on cam now!
[00:13:45]  It's on cam now!
[00:13:47]  Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
[00:13:52]  Did you just lose me again?
[00:13:56]  Look at the dance.
[00:13:58]  I've never lost again.
[00:13:59]  Look at the dance, though. Look at the dance.
[00:14:02]  What do you call that dance?
[00:14:04]  I don't know. We've got to figure that out.
[00:14:10]  Ooh, those shuffles!
[00:14:11]  Only one man can do it!
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[00:14:34]  Inevitably, chaos will arise from this.
[00:14:36]  But in the real world, we don't fear chaos. We thrive in it.
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