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July 21, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 61 - $DADDY DOESNT PULL OUT
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the And I am pissed.
Why are you pissed?
Because I fucking loved Joe Biden!
M.R for president.
We Bumbaclats play Fupin' Army Head!
Mr. Producer, you make the best shows Mr. Producer, you got all the booms
Mr. Producer, you're gonna bring the feeling Mr. Producer, you're the MCBD
Sad day for an America, for America A sad day for our future, because I was looking forward to another four great years of Joe Biden.
Weren't you? Weren't you?
I mean, he's just been so fantastic.
I miss him already.
Old, honest Joe.
You know? Carry on.
The best thing about Joe Biden was he brought decency back to the White House and the adults were back in charge.
None of that's true.
What do you mean?
The content presented in this program is a lie, and the mainstream media always tell the truth.
COVID was true, and you should be a vegan, and everything Andrew says isn't real.
Do not use these words against him in court, because he's a liar, and he really loves President Biden.
Shit! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! I have to change the disclaimer!
Fuck! Fuck's sake!
Well, he's still president for now, thank God.
Oh, he's still president? For now, he is.
Alright, let me start again. The culture representing this program is a lie, and the mainstream media always tell the truth.
COVID was true, and you should be a vegan, and everything Andrew says isn't real.
Do not use these words against him in court because he's a liar, and he really loves President Biden and Grant Thunberg.
Please do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
Women can drive very well if your discretion is advised.
Right, so basically I can see what's happening here.
I told you we needed an emergency meeting.
You put on that stupid mask and you're gonna talk shit the whole time.
What do you mean? So I'm gonna tell things that are real and you're gonna just, I guess, harp in with garbage that has no relevance whatsoever.
That makes no sense. I'd never do that on an emergency meeting.
This is an emergency and I'm now worried about the future of America.
What are you worried about? That a convicted felon can be president.
Because the man who raised Hunter Biden is an outstanding, upstanding citizen of the United States.
He certainly never did anything corrupt or anything weird.
Right, so I think we all knew.
Guys, what I want to do is try and cut out the conspiratorial things, and let's talk about the facts, the things we know.
Okay, Joe, Biden's a great president.
The facts are as follows.
Ignore him. The facts are as follows.
Everybody knew Biden was senile.
Whoa! Whoa!
My president on my podcast!
Everybody pretended he wasn't.
He's not! Okay, let me try again.
Everybody knew Biden was senile.
Everybody knew this and pretended he wasn't until the debate.
Then all of these people, Democrats, leftists, CNN, started saying, oh my God, Biden's too old.
They already knew this.
There's no way you couldn't have already known this.
And within lockstep, They unified, instantly did a 180 on Biden.
All of them. Now, we know these people aren't allowed to make their own decisions.
We know they have to pull the party line of the matrix.
So they didn't just decide to have an opinion all of a sudden.
They were told they're allowed to turn on Biden after that debate.
Wait, so you're saying...
Because they already knew this.
The Democrats... Who are obviously Democratic, are just ignoring the 14 million Democrat voters who voted for Biden to be the nominee and are hijinxing everyone at the last minute like they have no respect for democracy.
We're talking about the Democrats!
What I am saying is that this stinks of a plan.
I don't know what the plan is, but there is a plan.
If you think That they believed Biden was a good president, saw him in a debate, decided he wasn't a good president, put no pressure on him whatsoever to resign, and he resigned on his own accord, and they do not have a plan to put someone else forward and rig the election, then you are extremely childish and naive.
There is no way the Democrats would make such an amateur play.
They're evil. But they're not particularly that amateur.
They did rig an election, so they know kind of what they're doing.
As a Democrat, I'm going to explain what's going on, okay?
As a registered Democrat.
You're sitting down. You're in New York City.
And you're sitting down at a chess board with one of those chess hustlers.
And you're playing your game, chess, yeah?
You think you're winning. Oh, this is good.
I'm going to win this game of chess, right?
But I'm one of those pro chess hustlers.
I'm one of those chess hustlers who swipes rooks and knights off the board without you seeing.
You see, I'm the Democrat.
I know how to play this game.
You may be better at actual politics, but I'm better at cheating.
So you may think that you've got this lined up.
It's May 3. Click, click, click.
You've got no pieces left. Your knight and your rook have gone missing.
You accuse me of cheating.
I accuse you of lying.
Now I've won again.
All hail President Michael Obama.
They're now saying, from what I can understand, and like I said, this is brand new information, they're saying that Kamala's gonna run.
But the problem with that is, I don't believe, even in their infinite hubris, that they are arrogant enough to believe Kamala can actually win.
So... If they have set up, once again, I'm just using pure logic.
I'm not trying to go down the conspiracy theory route.
If they have set up a widespread mass media turn on Biden post-debate with the intention of convincing the base that he needs to be changed, Then they pressure him to change, of course, pretending they didn't and it was all on his own accord.
They had to have pre-decided who is going to take his place.
And do we really believe that they believe that Kamala can beat Trump in a fair election?
So there's one of two options.
Either it's not Kamala and they want to have a fair election.
There's actually three options.
Two, they'll run Kamala and cheat.
Or three, they won't run Kamala And cheat.
And they'll simply do both.
I don't think they believe Kamala can beat Trump.
I don't think anyone believes that on the planet, not even a Democrat.
Joe Biden is the most popular president in American history.
He got 81 million votes.
Whoever he endorses can get 82 million votes.
So we're going to talk...
Did he get 81 million votes?
No! Were 81 million votes counted for Joe Biden?
Yes or no. So we're going to talk about what's happening in real time now as this news breaks because This is actually one of the most interesting things about this is Biden didn't announce his resignation on CNN. He didn't announce his resignation on MSNBC. He announced his resignation on Twitter, which proves once and for all...
That Elon's the king of media.
That legacy media is dying and that social media is more important, which means that places like Twitter, where you see mass...
Dissatisfaction with the ruling elites actually reflect the populace's sentiment, which is extremely important because they no longer use the media machine anymore to try and get information to the masses.
They use platforms like Twitter, which is a massive win for Twitter, honestly.
But we're going to go through some tweets I've seen just in this short period of time since this news has broken, and we're going to comment on them and see what we think.
So we have this one here.
Biden can pardon Hunter on his last day in office.
It's the right move for the family.
Jill got a briefcase full of money, obviously.
Scummy, but I'm a realist.
Part of Democracy. This is from Cernovich, a good friend of ours.
I mean... Let's be honest.
They tried to kill Trump three or four days ago.
And now everyone in the world suffers from TikTok brain.
And we get bored of everything.
Like a presidential assassination is boring in 24 hours.
You see it, you go, wow, that's crazy.
Within an hour, you're going back to doom scrolling and you've forgotten about it.
So, if Joe, who no one's ever going to see again, by the way, he's going to just vanish.
You're never going to see his face.
No one's going to talk about him. He's just going to disappear.
If he pardons his son and then bounces, it'll be in the news for a day.
Sure. But then his son walks.
Biden disappears. TikTok brain.
Everyone forgets. They get away with it.
That seems pretty plausible to me.
Great idea, Joe. So that's pretty plausible.
Great idea, president.
He also promised he wouldn't pardon Hunter, and he said no one's above the law, but now he's no longer going to be president again.
He promised he wouldn't drop out.
Are you calling my president a liar?
I am extremely diligent, and I feel nervous, because these fuckers have a plan, and I don't know what it is yet.
They're going to swipe the pieces. I knew there was a plan when all of them turned on Joe post-debate, because that debate was bad, but it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Joe could have been a lot worse.
Yeah, he answered most of the questions.
He answered them. I mean, he wasn't great, but he answered them.
He could have stood there staring at the wall, trying to sniff imaginary kids like he does a lot of the other time.
So whatever they pumped him full of, he did pretty good.
So the fact they turned on him also instantly means they were given that order, given that directive with a plan.
What are they planning?
Are they really planning to run Kamala in a fair election?
Surely. Yes. You know what's crazy about all of this?
Let me tell you all a secret.
If I'm accused of cheating on my girlfriend and I'm not cheating, I have very good interest in sitting there saying, I'm not a cheat and proving I'm not a cheat.
But if I am cheating, I don't really have that much interest in proving I'm not a cheater.
It's more just shut up, get over it.
Yeah, don't talk to me about it.
Why aren't the Democrats, if they didn't cheat, desperate to prove they don't cheat elections?
Why aren't they desperate to say, we're going to prove to you we can win fair and square.
Let's do everything that is involved with election integrity.
Let's make sure there's a Trump voter at every ballot box.
Let's make sure there's no ballot farming.
Let's make this legit and show you that we're a party of democracy, unless they intend on cheating.
Yeah, you'd think they'd say something like, okay, fine, you have to bring your ID to the vote.
Just like you have to bring it to, you know, drive a car or purchase alcohol or do anything else.
You have to bring your ID. But they're like, anti-voter ID laws, because voter ID laws, Andrew, and maybe you don't know this, are racist.
Are they racist? Why are they racist?
Because black people, according to Democrats, are too stupid to get government-issue IDs, and they're less likely to have them, so it's racist.
So we can't have voter ID laws because it's racist, and I am a Democrat, as you know.
So don't be racist and say that people need ID to vote.
That's racist against blacks and Mexicans.
How dare you, actually, my brother, sit here.
We may be of different political parties.
This tweet is by Joseph D McBride.
He's representing us in the case against us when we're suing that lying female into the ground.
He also represents a lot of the January Sixers.
Great guy. Amazing guy.
This tweet nails it. Kamala Harris is one of the most hated people in the history of politics.
No one respects her.
No one thinks she's smart.
She's not likable. There is no way she can win against Trump.
All eyes on the ballot boxes.
Election integrity is all that matters.
He nailed it. Even they don't think that Kamala can win.
Nobody likes Kamala.
It's the old Joseph Stalin.
It's not the vote that counts, it's who counts the votes.
He's saying this bitch is unlikable and no one likes her.
And he's right. He's right about most things he talks about.
And yeah, what's the ballot boxes?
But as a Democrat, I can vouch for our integrity.
Right, read the superchats before we get into why Kamala.
Hi Tristan, I'm glad you're a Democrat.
Your brother's a loser. T.O. Dolly said, I'm so sad Joe Biden stepped down for the election.
He's a good guy with his own opinions.
Trump is the devil and wants to fix America.
I hope Humphrey Biden runs because he's a better alternative.
Okay, I detect a bit of sarcasm there.
Happy to send my money to save the children.
The Lord, dumbass.
I'm 18 and part of the real world. Just got a 10k win.
I hope this money goes to a good cause.
God bless you. Let's make a mega great again.
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I'm begging you all to take a minute out of your day and say a prayer for my mother, Crystal, battling stage one triple negative breast cancer.
Thank you all. Godfather Banks.
Godfather Banks, I'm praying for your mother, Crystal.
Let's all wish her to get better soon.
Trump is the last hope for the Western world.
If the worst comes to be, what countries are safe for those who support you and your allies, Andrew?
Not us and our allies, I guess the correct team.
You know what's so interesting when you talk about these things, you talk about the failure of America and American politics, is that often in history, those who were once oppressed, once they become powerful, they're worse than the previous oppressors.
Israel. Yeah.
So you have to be very, very careful with these things because truthfully, will the world be a more just and less corrupt place with China in charge?
I'm not sure it will. I mean, I don't know.
Or the other power axis is taking control.
America may be the best of a bad bunch.
Yeah. And sometimes it's better the devil you know.
We talk about America losing hegemony and America no longer being the only global superpower.
Well, that's great.
But will the world be a fairer, nicer place?
I mean, let's actually talk about things honestly, because I like to consider myself a realist.
Tristan, we are enemies of the state.
We talk bad against the government.
They don't like us. Yes. If we did this in China, would we be breathing?
No. If we did this in Russia, would we be breathing?
Probably not. If Assange was anti-Russia, would he have ever got out?
Doubt it. If he was anti-China, would he be of everybody?
If he was a Chinese or Russian citizen, no.
My point is, as bad as America is, it might be the best of a bad bunch.
And you might want America to stay in charge for a while.
It might be, especially given the fact that I can like Russian politicians and Russian politics, for example, but I am not Russian.
So if Russians are in charge of the world, I'm not one of them.
So you're never going to be treated as well as the people who are in charge.
I mean, Americans, unless they're me and you, you know, get pulled from prisons around the world when they're falsely in prison and stuff like that because they are Americans and America is the most powerful country in the world besides me and you.
If you were like a gay woman's basketball player, they would have pulled you out immediately.
However, yeah, I mean, I'm not Chinese and I'm not Russian.
I am, in fact, American.
What I would like is, obviously, in an ideal world, The monarchy to be back in charge of the UK, and England to reinstate the empire.
I agree. Under King William.
Give it to Charles. The problem with the British royal family is it's been infiltrated by psychiatrists.
Yes, you're right. And psychiatrists are sitting there saying, yeah, Harry, you have it so hard.
You have PTSD because you're a prince and everyone makes articles about you.
They make more articles about me than they do you, Harry.
True. And they insult me worse than they insult you, Harry.
True. And I haven't chopped my balls off, so you're just a pussy.
Yeah. And that's the problem with the British royal family is that these psychiatrists have got there and they've gotten their fucking heads and now they're all have mental issues.
You can talk to anyone in the British royal family and they'll try and convince you they have a hard life.
Yeah, I know. As literally the king and queens of the largest empire in history.
Yeah, exactly. And that's because of psychiatry.
What we needed to do is get rid of all the psychiatry and tell them to stop being fucking faggots and get back to being kings and queens and gangster.
Yeah. That's what we should have done. Be a G. Yeah.
I should have been their psychiatrist.
Yeah. I would have fixed them.
Do a Charles I. Walk into Parliament with muskets and open fire.
You know? Do some shit.
Do something. I'm the king.
So England's over.
I just want to say, the world was better when England was in charge.
Bro, cute. When England was in charge of everything and everyone was scared of England, the world was a better place.
Keir Starmer's first tweet after he became fucking labor leader is pledging endless money to Ukraine.
Nobody in England wants that.
They want their bills paid.
Labor used to be the voice of the working person, the working class of England.
Me and you are working class people, albeit with hundreds of millions of dollars, but we are working class individuals.
And labor used to be the voice of the working class man until fucking Peter Mandelson came along and turned it into fucking...
The voice of war.
The voice of sending all the working-class men to go and die in random countries that have nothing to do with the defense of the realm.
But let everyone in, by the way.
Let all the real invaders in.
Yeah, labor has failed.
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And we're helping people and we're feeding starving children, which is extremely important.
I'm going to show you what that is quickly. And then we're going to talk about why I don't believe Kamala is going to actually end up on the ballot box.
And I think they have some nefarious plan.
I think they're up to something.
I can smell it. And you know what?
I have a pretty good record for prediction.
I predict things. That's what I do.
I've been around. I just know stuff.
I don't need data. I just know.
I feel it in my bones. I feel it in my bones.
Something's afoot. Something is afoot.
And it's not, let's get rid of Joe and run Kamala, then we'll win.
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This is the story of a man who was hit by a drought.
I'd actually like to address the BBC very quickly, because I understand not liking Andrew, and it's your job to talk shit about Andrew, because all you faggots do that, even though when he walks out in front of a crowd of 200,000 people, everyone cheers his name.
I know that you write headlines saying, the crowd were unhappy Andrew appeared on stage.
No, they weren't. You're talking shit.
But to actually see the work we do at Tate Pledge and to try and call it fake somehow is stupid.
I remember the BBC did an article and they said, We were only able to track down 400,000 of Andrew's spending.
Oh, only? What the fuck are you doing, losers?
And all those videos and all those volunteers and all those kids and all those children, that's what, AI, I guess?
Scotch Mist? Well, that doesn't exist.
I literally speak with our volunteers on the ground.
I video call them when I'm with my three-and-a-half-year-old daughter and say, look, how lucky you are.
These people have no parents, et cetera, to try and make her understand that the real world is actually harsh and it isn't all fucking private jets and fast cars.
But the charity is extremely, extremely real.
And no matter how much you dislike Andrew...
You can't take that away from him.
And we've been doing this stuff. I mean, my volunteering on the border of Romania with the Ukraine refugees happened way before my arrest.
Way before my arrest. And those videos exist.
And that's all out there.
And you've been helping the Palestinians since way before our arrest.
And they try and say you do this to wash your reputation.
You also say nigger all the time and say things that make the BBC write bad stuff about you.
So you obviously don't give a shit that much what the BBC think.
Stop pulling that face at the camera or I will leave.
So, uh, I want to read a tweet by Vivek, which was actually, it came out 60 minutes ago, and it's probably the truest tweet said about this.
I'm actually going to repost it. You're going to repost, Vivek.
Well done, I like you. Wait, I'll put it on the screen, I'll put it on the screen.
Mr. Producer! Can I just read it out to you?
No, no! It's two sentences.
No! I'll put it on the screen.
It's two sentences. Mr. Producer!
Mr. Producer! Mr.
Okay, can I just read it out?
We are not running against a candidate.
We are running against a system.
And I think that's when I was in my Democrat mask.
I think I covered that. We're sitting there and a lot of people are like, oh, Kamala's going to lose.
Oh, Newsom will lose to Trump in a fair election.
You're looking at a winning chessboard on the way that these niggas are about to snatch your fucking rook, snatch your knight off the table.
So we talk about them running against a system.
Something's afoot. Well, something's afoot. Are they allowed?
Wait, so protocol is Kamala must run.
Is that protocol? Are they allowed to find and choose someone else?
How does it work? 14 million Democrats voted for Joe Biden to be the nominee.
So by ducking him out at this point, you're actually subverting democracy anyway, because even the people in the Democratic Party who wanted him to be the Democrat nominee, all their votes now count for nothing.
So one, you've cheated all the Democrats.
Two, I don't believe anyone but Kamala Can use the money raised by Joe Biden.
So she doesn't have to run.
Everyone got a bunch of money.
Joe Biden obviously got 90% of it.
Nice. And I don't think they could just say, oh, this guy, Michael, Michael Obama, can use all the money Joe Biden raised.
I think that's something against the candidate.
So Kamala doesn't have to run if they can find enough money, but they print the money.
Well, they do print the money, yeah.
Okay, so what you're saying is they can print more money and find someone else?
They can do anything they like. But what can they do about Kamala being from the streets, yo?
Oh yeah, she's up in these streets!
She's up in these streets, my dog!
Sorry, Joe Biden has 34 felony counts, three baby mamas, and took a bullet.
He's from the streets. He's a man of the streets, in a good way.
But this bitch...
No, no. She's from the streets, my dog, yo.
Say yo, my dog.
Yo, my dog, Kamala.
Taraji, now you know I wouldn't do that, especially not to a fellow bison.
The real H-U, you know.
So what's on your mind?
Madam VP Harris, I'm worried about the election.
Women's reproductive rights are on the line.
Our Supreme Court is on the line.
Our basic freedoms are being tested.
Madam VP, I know you've been traveling across the country.
What are you hearing?
Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji.
There is so much at stake in this moment.
The majority of us believe in freedom and equality.
Let's talk a little bit about Kamala Harris' relationship with the streets.
So let's talk a little bit about Kamala Harris and her relationship with these streets.
You know, yo. You know, yo.
I'm on these streets, dog.
Our democracy is at risk.
Do you want to kill your baby, yo?
I'll let you.
Don't you know she has a long, industrious political career?
I'm sucking off Montel Williams.
She dated some prominent men, including in 2001, former talk show host Montel Williams.
Back then, he was the famous one and had to introduce her to the paparazzi.
Now...
Oh, she's up in the streets all the time.
Montel with two girls. One bitch here, one bitch here.
I've been there, Montel!
I've been there! We ain't hating on you, Montel.
Mr. Williams.
I get it. All due respect.
I'm black enough. I know the white people don't get it.
I get it. You got a bitch here, you got a bitch here.
You got your two hoes, you go to the awards ceremony.
They're crying. Who's going with you?
Both of you are coming. Mrs.
Future Vice President.
Relax. Chill.
You're the big dog, Montel Williams.
You're up in these streets. Bro.
But she's in these streets, yo, my dog, yo.
She's up in these streets, yo. You know what I actually find amazing about American elections?
I did a quick video of this when I was driving in my Maybach.
It's that it's the only election in the world where they talk endlessly about killing babies.
When there's elections in England and other first world nations, Germany, England, France, wherever, nobody mentions abortion.
But in America, everyone is obsessed with abortion.
And it's amazing how high they put it on the list.
Let me quickly wipe this off.
Sorry, now you're taking your mask off.
I'm up in these streets.
I would argue. Do you remember when Hillary Clinton told black voters that she carries hot sauce around in her purse?
Who's your mate? I would argue that border security is probably more important than...
I mean, because... So actually having a country?
Actually having a border.
You think that's important to politicians?
Well, I mean... Instead of killing your population by killing all the babies.
Well, you can kill your kid at four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks.
I mean, blah, blah. But isn't it more important to have a border?
Isn't it more important to have food security?
No. Isn't it more important that people can pay their bills?
No. Isn't it more important that inflation's under control?
No. Isn't it more important the fentanyl epidemic?
Isn't it more important the crime rate?
Isn't it more important like- AIPAC run all your politicians!
Isn't it more important? Aren't there about 55 things more important before you find to get down to reproductive rights?
Maybe you wouldn't want to kill your baby so bad if you could pay your fucking bills.
Yeah, and afford a house. And afford a house and the streets weren't riddled with crime.
Maybe the reason you're so desperately rid of your kid is because you have no fucking money because groceries have been expanding and exploding in price for the last three years.
And then, somehow, Kamala comes up and says, Yo dawg, I'm up in the streets.
I'm up in these streets, yo.
If you want to kill your baby, you better vote for me.
And you know the worst thing is, there's some fucking female sitting there going, I want to kill my baby!
I refuse to vote for anyone who doesn't let me kill my own children!
And these people have fucking votes.
And only in America does this shit go down.
In any other country, they don't talk about abortion.
In America, I literally spoke to a fairly intelligent female.
I won't say who she was. And she agreed that Biden's useless, and she agreed Trump's best for America.
But she said to me, word for word, I can't vote for Trump, though, since Roe versus Wade.
So you're going to allow the border to be wide open, inflation to be out of control, World War III, Israel, Gaza, Russia, Ukraine, nuclear weapons, South China Sea, fentanyl epidemic, you're going to let the streets be rigged with crime, you're going to allow all of this to happen because you're upset you can't kill your own fucking kid late enough because it's going to be too much of a baby at the point you're going to annihilate it with the one fucking time kill shot, insta-kill. Snipe!
No scope 360.
Quickscope 360. What the fuck is wrong?
Who gives a fuck?
Andrew, it's super important that everyone kills their kids.
Who cares about abortion rights at this point?
There's bigger issues.
Why are you sitting there going, Fro versus Wade?
You are a fucking idiot.
You're a fucking idiot.
So I'm trying to smoke through your mask.
It's blinding. We're up in these streets, yo, my dog.
I am up in these streets. I carry hossholes.
In my purse. Yo, dog.
Taraji, now you know I wouldn't do that.
Especially not to a fellow vice.
The real H-U, you know.
So what's on your mind?
Oh, Madam VP Harris, I'm worried about the election.
Women's reproductive rights are on the line.
Our Supreme Court is on the line.
Our basic freedoms are being tested, Madam VP. I think it's very unfair for you to pick on Kamala Harris.
We live in a clown world!
It's very unfair for you to pick on Kamala Harris like this.
After Montel Williams, after this, she had a very, very good political start after that by sucking off the mayor of some town in California.
Is that what she did? Yeah, I think so.
I don't even know. Who'd she suck off next?
Some black mayor of something who had a wife sucking him off.
She Lewinsky'd her way up. America is the most failed demonic society.
She's in these streets!
Andrew. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You only see this shit in America.
This is pure America.
For America, it's like greatest country in the world.
Try to find this in Poland, Czech Republic, France, Romania, anywhere.
You'll only find this in America.
Ready? Who's your mate?
She's not my mate.
She's your mate. Bro, she's clearly your mate.
Who the fuck is this idiot?
And she's going to be voting. We have to vote for whoever's not taking rovers either way.
There's an open border.
Hello, my love, my dear.
There's an open border, and it's being flooded with drugs and criminals, and you can't afford to pay your rent, and you can't afford groceries.
Inflation's out of control, and there might be nuclear war.
We're on the verge of World War III. Don't you think you should put those above killing babies?
Because they're very important, and a lot of people don't want to die, and they want to feed their families.
You're a misogynist!
You're misogynist! You're misogynist!
I get a vote too!
Who let these bitches vote, Rev?
Unbelievable. Who the fuck is your mate?
I love the Democrats.
They're just weird.
And only in America does this shit happen.
Fucking weirdos.
Unbelievable. So, I'm up in these streets.
You're not in these streets. So, I don't think these people believe Kamala can win.
Okay. I think they have to endorse Kamala for some legal reason.
Yeah, the money has to go to her.
And then there's going to be some Black Swan event.
The reason I say there's going to be a Black Swan event, but once again, guys, I am, unlike Kamala, actually from the streets.
Yeah, something's afoot.
Something's afoot. I've been around.
And my prediction record has never been based on reading conspiracy theories on the internet.
And it's never been based on finding information on Google.
I just know shit.
And that's why I'm permanently right all the time.
If they'll attempt to assassinate Trump, as we all know they've already done.
That was a lone psychopath, Andrew.
No, that was a deep state coup attempt.
Whoa! If they're going to attempt to assassinate Trump, they're going to continue to do black swan events.
Between now and November, they're ready to do anything.
They're ready to kill anyone, shoot anyone.
Go to war with Russia. Go to war, World War III, nuclear war, shut down the internet, turn up, they're ready to do whatever it takes.
We know that. So I think they have to put Kamala in Joe's place.
I think they pressured Joe to resign.
He didn't do it organically off his back, of course.
Then, they are now going to use black swan events to either somehow, by miracle, get Kamala elected in a rigged election, or change Kamala, even though they're not allowed to change Kamala because it's against the law, and talk about how important that is, for some reason, for democracy.
Because without that, without rigging elections, you don't have democracy.
You know what? I'm a world champion combatant, right?
Okay. I can fight.
Fair. I made living fighting.
But can you fight like Kamala Harris?
I'm looking at this border crisis in America, and I'm being honest, at least half these dudes I think would be a pretty tough fight.
I don't want to fight these men.
I don't see any women.
I don't see any kids.
I see a bunch of Bredas who are built different.
Francis Ngannou, you know like the world champion of the UFC? He was homeless in Paris.
He was one of them. And then he finally found a way to eat a little bit of food.
I became one of the most deadly men on the face of the planet.
In fact, and here's the thing. Are you going to let these people in?
And here's the thing. I super like Francis Ngannou and people he's used by the left in France and Spain as like this model for immigration.
And as much as I like him and respect him, and Francis, if you're listening, you're the fucking man, and I really do respect you.
I would argue that Francis Ngannou is an argument against immigration.
Because not everyone becomes the heavyweight UFC champion.
Not everyone fights Tyson Fury and fights Anthony Joshua and makes hundreds of millions of dollars.
But there are lots of people...
His size and his build who will remain homeless and are fucking scary.
I'd argue that because he's such a tough guy and such a badass, that's not the type of person you need homelessly living in European seas.
So the average white boy, what chance do you have against the average Frenchman?
You got Francis' cousin.
Francis too, yeah?
Francis Ngadou, six foot eight.
Cameroon, Pierre's there.
Pierre, mustache, skinny.
What are you doing in France?
At least in America you have guns, but then these people get guns.
So now it's just a shootout. Great.
My point is, these people are ready for war and the average American man isn't.
You don't want these people around.
You don't. This is messy.
Yeah, keep your country full of people from your own country.
No matter how good of a fighter you are like me, you can look at someone and go, that's an easy fight.
That's a messy fight. I'll still win.
It's messy. You don't like messy fights, right?
These people are flooding the border.
And instead of everyone saying, yes, we must secure the border, people are sitting there going, Roe versus Wade!
Anyone who mentions Roe vs.
Wade in political discourse is a fucking idiot.
Yeah, should be banned from voting. Like, who fucking cares?
And the worst thing is, you know, Trump isn't even trying to ban abortion.
That's just a lie. The Supreme Court repelled, fucking got rid of Roe vs.
Wade. You could still have abortions in America if you really need them.
It's never stopped.
It's never, like, been banned completely.
Supreme Court judges may do in the future.
Who knows? But the president doesn't even decide that.
So this is all horseshit.
It's a red herring. Let me tell you another conspiracy theory of mine.
I'm gonna make up a brand new conspiracy theory.
I'm gonna make it up. But like I said, I've been around.
You know what's funny? Tell me.
Outside of the odd, retarded bimbo like the one we just watched who loves killing her babies.
Who's your mate. I struggle to find women who vote at all.
And I'm talking about globally, but especially in America.
I talk to currently about 100 American baddies, and I ask them who they're going to vote for, and they go, I don't know, I don't care.
Women aren't interested in voting.
They're interested in Instagram likes and finding a rich man to put them on a yacht.
Women don't vote. And do you know who else don't vote?
Illegal immigrants. You allow illegal immigrants to vote.
You say you don't need ID, you can go vote.
And everyone goes, they're going to vote for the Dems because the Dems let them in.
Let me tell you something. Newsflash, guys.
Newsflash. They don't know where the voting box is.
They don't fucking care.
They're not going to risk going down there and getting asked questions even if they're told that it's going to be safe.
They don't give a shit.
They're there trying to get money and food and crime.
They don't care. So here's my conspiracy theory, guys.
Hear me out. And we're gonna name it the Tate Theory.
This is a genuine theory, the Tate Theory.
The Tate Theory is something that I have come up with and it goes like this.
This is true, actually. I know what you're gonna say.
Illegal immigrants and women don't vote very much.
Not enough to affect the election.
So what happens is, if only straight men who paid taxes were allowed to vote, Then we wouldn't believe all of these dipshits are in power and all these stupid laws get passed.
Because we'd say, I don't know anybody who thinks that way or votes for this.
But by allowing women to vote and allowing illegal immigrants to vote and then pretending these people vote, they can then rig the election.
And when you sit there and go, who the fuck voted for this?
They go, ah, the women and the illegals.
But they didn't actually vote.
They just used them as a scapegoat.
Scapegoat for the BS bullshit policies because the straight dudes wouldn't allow it.
That is my theory.
I argue that they let all these immigrants in, not so they vote Dem, because they don't bother.
They let them in so that when the Dems win, they can say, ah!
They're the ones who voted. But they didn't even vote.
They just need someone to blame it on because after the Dems rigged the election, every single person you meet on the street in real life who's not a legal immigrant would have said, I voted Republican.
You'll walk through the mall and say, who voted Democrat?
And you won't see a single hand.
And you'll say, how the fuck did this happen?
And they'll go, ah, the illegals. The illegals!
The illegals! And the chicks.
So they only let these people vote so they can rig elections.
These people don't actually vote.
Let me tell you something. I talked to a bunch of American women.
They all love me. Every woman on the planet loves me.
They all message me. Andrew, you're the best man in the world.
You're so hot. Blah, blah, blah. I asked them, who are you voting for?
They all say the same thing.
I don't know. I don't care.
I want to go Italy.
How do I get Instagram likes?
I like Birkin bags.
It doesn't matter.
LOL. They don't give a shit.
You have these political leftist retard females, which is a small percentage of women to be honest.
Most women are more sensible than her.
And they just purport and push them to the front of the media to make you believe there's a lot of women who think this way.
But there's not that many women who want to have 40 abortions.
But they put them out there. And then they let all the illegals in and go, the illegals are voting!
The illegals won't even wait in line to buy their groceries because they're too busy fucking stealing.
They won't even wait in line and live a civilized life in any aspect of society.
But you believe on voting day, they're going to get up, put on their shirt, and fucking participate in the democratic system.
And stand in line.
We've got to go vote, Holmes. They don't give a fuck!
And they're not going to vote!
So what they do is they find... It's made up!
So you're saying they find these really loud Roe vs.
Wade psychopaths who have 10 abortions to scream on the TV. So when they rig the election, they're like, well, it's good they got rid of Roe vs.
Wade. Look how angry this girl is.
Yeah, Roe vs. Wade is why, because of this one stupid bitch.
When really, that's not why they just rigged it.
Or the illegals voted.
That's not why they just fucking...
Rigged it. Andrew, you sound like a conspiracy theorist.
That's my theory because I know I'm right.
I've been around. No illegals and no women are voting.
The odd woman who votes.
Do you know what women vote? Women who love their husband, love their family, care about their community, and guess who they're voting for?
Trump! The only women that can find who vote are the smart ones who vote for Trump.
And then you have 1% of psychos who vote Dem, and then there's this huge gap in between which is just filled with imaginary bullshit.
They made it all up.
They rigged it. And they plan to get rid of Joe, and they plan to replace him with Camelot, but they don't believe she can win, so they have some other nefarious plan.
Something's afoot. Something is afoot!
We need Pyro!
Yeah, we do. Sherlock Holmes.
They're not just gonna lay down and lose the election.
That's elementary. My dear Watson.
I need a pipe.
Something is up. So now we have to guess what we think they're going to do.
Well, we know Black Swan events are coming.
We know that's coming.
Black Swan events are coming up.
What they're going to do, I don't know.
I mean, they did just shoot Trump in his head.
That did just happen.
Wasn't that the only one of his rallies ever streamed live on mainstream news?
That man is built different. They decided to stream this one random rally where his head was going to explode by a sniper bullet.
And they haven't streamed anything since.
Just that one. Isn't that unusual?
I mean, I don't know. Call me a conspiracy theorist.
It just seems a bit weird. They wanted his head to explode on TV in front of everybody.
In front of his fucking kids.
These people are sick. It's not even funny.
It's disgusting. It's the least funny thing ever.
I won't even make a joke.
We're going to cut the Twitter feed.
You find us exclusively on Rumble at Tate Speech.
So where do we go from here?
I actually feel quite nervous that Joe's out.
Because it's better the devil you know with these psychos.
We had Joe. He's senile.
They'll try and rig the election.
We know what's going to happen.
Now, it's a whole new playing field.
The game has changed.
We were playing checkers. They've swapped it out.
We're playing Go or fucking Candyland.
Fucking two-handed canasta or bridge.
Last minute. No one knows the rules.
What's the rules? What's the game?
I don't know anymore. But them putting in Kamala for a fair election is not what's going on.
No fucking way.
No way. Even though she is from these streets.
She is up in these streets.
But something is afoot.
We need Poirot to fix this.
I said at the beginning, I said at an emergency meeting three or four months ago, anyone who's an avid washer and huge shout out to our guys who never missed an emergency meeting.
I said, this will be the most crazy year in a very long time.
And I also said, this is the year they're going to try.
The globalists are going to try and take over the entire world because there's so many elections going on.
They just took over the UK. The globalists.
Yep. Took over France.
Yep. I mean, oh yeah, the French election, that was fair.
Marine Le Pen's completely winning.
Ah, she lost. Yep. Marine Le Pen's completely winning.
Ah, she lost. Must be the illegals.
Must be the illegals.
And the women. So, they're rigging every other election.
Now we have all this shenanigans going on.
And the last thing we need in an American election is shenanigans.
Yeah, because you take your eye off it.
It's the fucking ball in the cup.
They're moving so much shit around, you don't know what they're doing.
I don't know what their next move is, Andrew.
But they're not just gonna let fucking Trump landslide on that dumb bitch.
I wonder if Harry Sisson is still going to suck off Joe Biden now he's not president.
Is he still going to go over to the White House, get on his knees, and suck his cock now that he's not president?
Or is he done sucking him off?
Can someone find out?
Can someone ask this little fucking faggot? I'm going to read this out because this is June 7th, 2023.
I actually tweeted about Harry Sisson when I first found out who he was.
And this is going to age very well.
I said... June 7th, 2023.
So over a year ago, I said, bookmark this tweet.
Eventually, some 40-plus-year-old man in the Democratic Party will offer half-baked public apologies for having sex with this idiot behind his wife's back.
This tweet will age well.
I want you all to remember that.
That Harry system's a little gay slave to one of these people.
Why do you think he doesn't?
He doesn't believe the stuff he said.
He's cognitive of mine, he's gonna win.
Now he's out. What's...
Well done, Joe.
Kamala. Who's your fucking mate?
Henry says he's your mate. Not my mate.
Not my fucking mate. He's your mate.
So yeah, we're entering a very strange period.
And I'm a little bit nervous.
So I'm going to keep my eye on the ball.
And I recommend all of you do the exact same.
We have to pray Trump wins.
Pray stay safe.
Pray he wins. Pray for his family.
November's a long way away. It's a long way away.
So we're going to see who's officially endorsed, see who starts actually officially running.
Build different. All right, guys, a quick bit of business I want to talk about.
A few things. First, daddy never pulls out.
Yeah, Joe Biden is not daddy.
Daddy never pulls out.
Granddad might. If you're a daddy holder...
They're going to have some very exciting news extremely soon.
So, Daddy never pulls out.
Daddy's here to stay. Daddy is going to go to a billion.
I book my flights for Daddy now.
You can book flights.
You can book hotels with Daddy.
It's all on the Daddy Twitter, which I'll retweet after this show.
I don't like to push it up too.
I don't want to pump it too hard before the staking is launched.
I want to get a chance for people to get in.
Soon you'll be able to stake, get the real world token, etc.
We can pump it at any second.
All this will be explained. You realize that.
That's the first thing. Secondly, this is such a fucking badass picture.
This unfazed.
It's so fucking badass.
Help me out. That Tristan and I are going to buy a Lamborghini.
We're going to wrap it in this with saying unfazed and Trump on the front.
And we're going to give it away to someone in America.
We're going to give away someone in America.
We're going to give away a free Lambo, a Trump unfazed Lamborghini.
Plus $100,000 is going to be donated to a Republican super PAC. And in the competition's name.
So we're giving away a Lamborghini to a lucky winner who helped spread the word.
And we're giving away $100,000 to help the next president.
If you want a chance to win, it's very simple.
You can sign up for the free email list on CobraTape.com.
Go to CobraTape.com, sign up to the free email list.
You will get additional entries if you're a daddy holder, additional entries if you're the real world student.
But even if you're just on the email list, you'll be able to join.
And someone is going to get a Lamborghini and going to drive around with this rap.
Fuck yeah. It's being wrapped as we speak.
It's gonna be gangster. We're gonna give it away.
We're gonna give away a Lambo. Yeah.
Another thing. To spread the good news.
I know we're talking about American politics here.
Go ahead. But...
This woman is a fucking G. The Polish MEP. Did you see this?
Yeah, well, there was two MEPs that went viral recently.
One was Polish, one was Romanian.
Did you see her? She was a gangster, too.
Diana, her name was. Diana Sosia, I think.
And she was telling them that they're all devils.
Yeah, you're Satanist, holding up an icon of Christ in the European Parliament.
That was very G. Find a single lie in this rhetoric.
Try and find a single lie here.
Pani Przewodnicząca, Szanowni Europosłowie, Pani Urszulo, najwyższy czas, by ktoś wprost Pani powiedział to, co o Pani myśli zdecydowana większość Europejczyków.
Wybranie Pani na stanowisko Przewodniczącej Komisji Europejskiej w poprzedniej kadencji było ogromnym błędem i niektórzy do dzisiaj mają kaca po tej Yes, Pani twarzą Europejskiego Zielonego Ładu, który niszczy europejską gospodarkę i rolnictwo, który prowadzi do tego, że z Europy robi się gospodarczy skansen.
Jest Pani twarzą wszystkich unijnych klimatycznych wariatw, które prowadzą do tego, że my, Europejczycy, stajemy się coraz biedniejsi.
Wreszcie jest Pani twarzą paktu migracyjnego i zwracam się do Pani jak kobieta do kobiety, jak matka do matki.
Jak Pani nie wstyd?
Promować coś takiego jak pakt migracyjny, który prowadzi do tego, że miliony kobiet w Europie i dzieci czuje się zagrożonych na ulicach swoich własnych miast.
Odpowiada pani za każdy gwałt, za każdą napaść, za każdą tragedię spowodowaną napływem nielegalnych imigrantów, bo to pani tych ludzi zaprasza tutaj na teren Europy.
I za to, co pani robi, powinna pani trafik do więzienia, a nie do Komisji Europejskiej.
All right.
Alright, time is up. Time up.
Find the lie.
Find the lie. Unbelievably true.
We're ruled by evil psychopaths.
So guys, remember. My prediction capability is flawless.
The only advice I can currently give to you is to stay aware, understand that all is not what it seems.
There is a nefarious and evil plot to destroy any semblance of democracy in the West which is being rolled out as we speak.
Something's afoot. The best thing you can do is get as rich as possible.
I'm warning you guys.
Get daddy. Get in the real world.
I've explained why before.
I'm not going to explain why again.
I don't have time to help idiots.
If you're too stupid to do those two things, then you deserve eternal suffering.
You're going to need money.
I think the world might be a worse place if America loses its superpower capabilities.
We're on the way there.
Global World War III, we've never been closer.
We're on the verge of it in a few different places in the Middle East.
England just sent planes to bomb Yemen with Israel.
Why? Thanks, labor.
Ukraine, Russia, everything's getting out of control.
And I told you all back in January that the best thing you can do is become a ninja and be a rich one.
I've warned all of you. Guys, remember, I warn you.
I'm never wrong.
Yeah, so basically, the whole world's fucked.
Kind of interesting. I said it before, and I decided to do this emergency meeting just to quickly brag and remind you all of my absolute brilliance.
Is this going to be a one-hour, Andrew?
I told you so. It might be.
I think the world's so fucked.
I now permanently go around Earth as a ninja.
I'm in blacked out clothes.
I've got a bag with a hundred thousand euro with a big blade in it.
I can't carry a gun anymore because I'm on parole.
So, got my nice big knife, loads of money, you know?
A battery pack in case my phone runs out.
Got it all. I'm permanently war ready when they try to attack and I'm out on the streets and all the other people start scuttling.
I'll get loads of money and my Rambo blade and I'll negotiate the situation.
I'll save the world!
I'm kind of like that, but in a suit and with a briefcase.
And I carry throwing knives and a hip flask.
Nice. Gentlemen, get rich.
Pay attention. This emergency meeting was just to update you on my predictions that are happening in real time.
As we get more information on this fiendish plot, we'll do other emergency meetings.
Guys, download the Rumble app.
Subscribe so you get notifications when we go live.
I have a feeling across the coming weeks, a lot more will come to light.
But I expect Black Swan events.
Yeah, until we post it on X... There were 7,000 viewers the moment we went live on Rumble.
So 7,000 of you have the app and you have subscribed to the channel and you have the notifications on.
Great. There are 23,000 of you here who do not have the Rumble app.
You want to be supporting these free speech applications.
You want to be supporting Rumble.
It's the only place people can speak 100% free and uncensored.
X is also a good platform for free speech now.
But if you're not supporting these platforms, you're out of your fucking mind.
Because they're the only... We're good to go.
Because it may not actually be Tristan.
It may be his twin. We have to keep this.
Because there's AI and these things around.
We have to be very careful. Because Tristan's twin is now releasing videos.
Tristan. Hey, Tristan.
Hey, you dickhead faggot.
Your twin's on the screen. Hey, you stupid fucking faggot.
Hey, come back! Fucking loser.
Fuck with me. I'm Mr. Producer.
I can't Mr. Producer you. I'm Mr.
Producer you. Anytime I fucking want.
Nerd. Taraji, now you know I wouldn't do that, especially not to a fellow bison.
The real H-U? You know.
So what's on your mind?
Oh, Madam VP Harris, I'm worried about the election.
Women's reproductive rights are on the line.
Our Supreme Court is on the line.
Our basic freedoms are being tested, Madam VP. I know you've been traveling across the country.
What are you hearing?
Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
I'm out here in these streets, girl.
We need abortions, girl.
I'm out here in these streets, girl.
We need abortions. Brev.
What the fuck's going on?
Guys, let me talk to you man-to-man.
What the fuck is going on?
Wasn't the world simpler when there was just men in charge?
And we were like, I care about my people and my country, so fuck off, get away from our border, or we'll shoot you.
Now with all this dumb shit, Harry Sisson and fucking pro-abortions and demonic bitches running around.
What's happened? Where did it all go so fucking wrong?
I know the answer.
It's basically when men became a bunch of pussies.
Basically. I mean, I'll be honest.
I mean, call me a misogynist.
If I had a girlfriend and she tried to vote different to me, we'd break up.
You can't cancel out my vote.
I do the voting in this house.
I decided Big Daddy Trump's gonna win.
Yeah, but Roe versus Wade.
Listen, you ain't having an abortion anyway.
You're not allowed to kill my kids.
So I voted for Trump and you vote for Trump because I'm the man of the fucking house.
Sir, yes, sir. Would you like a sandwich, Mr.
Top G? Yes, I would. Thank you very fucking much.
Brev. Y'all become a bunch of fucking gays.
If all you men weren't fucking wimps, we wouldn't be here.
Tristan's twins running fucking wild.
Don't forget the tape theory guys because women ain't actually voting that much.
Neither are these fucking illegals.
You can't get an illegal to go to fucking work, but you'll get them to go to a fucking voting booth.
You can't get him to fucking wait in line and buy his food because he steals it, but you'll get him to go to a voting booth.
No, you won't. You could literally make it mandatory for illegals to stay in the country.
You could say you're allowed to come in illegally, but you could only stay in illegally if you vote.
And they still wouldn't go. They'd still be like, nah.
Nah. Where's the nearest voting booth?
I can't afford an Uber. Fuck that.
The chance that these people are swinging elections is bullshit.
It's just a fucking cop-out. It's all a scam.
It's all a lie. And then we have the fucking Republican, the right wing of America.
You're fucking... Who's right wing nowadays?
They're all a bunch of nerds.
Jordan Peterson can't stop crying his eyes out.
I don't even hate the guy. I have nothing against him.
He's always crying. It's like, bro, stop crying.
Have a tissue. Bring someone, bring tissues for Jordan!
They don't got any tissues! Ben Shapiro.
Actually, you're a Democratic election.
Shut the fuck up. Piss off.
Dickhead. Everyone's fucking gay.
Everyone's gay and weird.
Fucking, what's going on?
Top G for president.
I should be Secret Service.
Me! Faggot on the roof.
We have a faggot on the roof. Faggot on the roof.
How hard can it be?
Where do snipers sit?
On roofs. Faggot on the roof.
Kill the fucking faggot. Jesus Christ.
Instead you got some fucking chick on her period.
I feel like I'm out here alone.
Me and Trump. It's like there's two of us left trying to save Western civilization.
Just two of us. It's like, guys, get some fucking balls and get some fucking money.
Get big dicks, swing it around, make some babies.
Stop fucking aborting your own kids.
Well, wife, I guess maybe you can have your own vote and you're allowed your own opinions and you can kill my kid.
What are you fucking gay Pearson's a faggot Pearson's a faggot
Bye.
I'm Secret Service now.
I'm Secret Service.
Me. I'm going to start a website.
How much is secretservice.com?
University.com cost me $8 million.
If you think I won't buy secretservice.com, put a picture of my face.
I'll do it! SecretService.com!
Bag on the roof.
Lone Soldier!
Tristan's run off with his fucking twin.
You know? We're living in interesting times, friends.
How it's all gonna play out?
Not entirely sure. All I can do is try and teach you guys to be perspicacious and give away Lambos and make you all rich with daddy coin.
That's all I can do. What more do you fucking want from a billionaire?
I'm out here. Elon's putting rockets on space.
Elon's out here saving space.
Trump's saving politics. I'm saving the rest.
The rest is down to me. Trying to make you all rich.
What more the fuck do you want? You got three of us.
We're here. Rumble.
Chris from Rumble's a G. I can say whatever I want.
I can say whatever I want. If I got on the roof.
Not banned. Fact on the roof?
It's fine.
What more do you guys want?
We didn't even talk about the other topics I want to talk about.
CrowdStrike. Fucking Skynet.
Sent the whole world into a tailspin.
Everything went offline because of some fucking internet hack.
I've seen that before.
It's called Terminator. Everything's down.
Skynet's taking control.
Before you know it, fucking John Connor's getting a blowjob from Arnie who hates your freedom because he's full of vaccine.
Terminator 8. Gay sex.
Watch out when Skynet comes and mandates robotic blowjobs.
You heard it here first.
Most of you are just at home jerking off.
Bye.
Pornhub.com. Let me go to Pornhub.com.
Let me find a video of a man having sex with a girl.
But I've done this a thousand times, so let me find a different one.
And then you watch the peepee, his penis go in and out.
The fuck are you doing?
Hello, you need to get rich!
They're gonna make you a slave! Gangbang.
Let me tell you a little secret about gangbangs.
They're shit! Sex with one girl is a lot more fun than a gangbang.
Take it from me. It's a fucking nightmare.
She's crying. You don't love me!
Shut up. It's like, girl here, girl there, pussy everywhere.
It's like, just... Leave me alone.
Leave me alone. Put me back in jail.
Leave me alone. Andrew, you're so sexy.
I know! Fuck off.
Then I make a tweet telling the white people to have kids and they all have a mental breakdown.
I'm never going to forgive white people for that.
I'm half white, half black.
I can change teams. I change 100% to the black man's team when I upset the white people and they start going, yeah, whatever, bro.
Wait till the mass deportations are coming.
Oh, what the mass deportations for the border that doesn't exist.
Is that what we're going to do?
Big, strong, tough guy. Are there going to be mass deportations across the imaginary border?
You're gonna do nothing but get outbred in your own society, sitting there while the woman you finally got pregnant, eventually, by fluke, aborts your child and votes for fucking Democrats.
Dumb fuck. I come along and say, listen guys, it's all fucked, I'll at least make you rich. Well, he might make me rich, but he's a racist.
He tweets racist things.
Yes, I do. You know what?
Newsflash, I tweet racist things because I find it funny.
I live with an Algerian, blacks, Romanians, whites, you name it.
And all we do all day is be racist because we think it's funny.
I think it's funny.
Heaven forbid. So I tweet it.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my God! Who fucking cares?
It's funny. I'm very disappointed in my friends don't make racist jokes at me.
You're missing out on a whole bunch of great friendship if you're not racist with your friends.
All the time. I saw one of the white guys I live with, he answered the phone to his woman.
Is that the phone? So she calls and, well, you answer the phone.
He goes, yeah, why? White people are weird.
Like, bro, that's insulting.
She's demanding your time.
She should text you and ask if she can call.
You're just answering it.
Hi, honey! White people are weird, bro.
My chick calls me. I'm like...
What?
I need to talk to you!
Oh, fuck it. About water tits.
Yes, she had tits.
Yeah, she was here.
What do you want to do? Break up?
Anyone do you want to break up with me?
Oh, you don't want to break up. So what the fuck are we talking about?
She's always there!
Shut up! Do you have any idea how hard it is to be the king of the world?
Do you people at home have any idea how hard it is to be the literal king of the world?
The amount of stress, bullshit, matrix attacks, freeze your banks, throw you in jail.
Every word you say is criticized.
Every time you go outside the house, someone's like, I want a photo!
I want a photo! You can't even fucking relax.
Everything you do is scrutinized.
One of the only advantages is endless money in a bunch of women.
Can I have one of the only good things?
I have a thousand bad things.
Can I just have a bunch of fucking chicks?
No! Only have me!
And be the king of the world and go through all that stress for no reason so you can spoil me!
WOOOOOO!
Wake up!
Trump 3 baby mamas Elon, four baby mamas.
Tate, enough.
I'm built different. I'm paying the kids go to school.
I'm paying the bills. I guess I could have avoided all this pain if I just worked in fucking Starbucks.
But I refuse. I decided to become king of the world.
There's light and dark. Let me have a little bit of the light side.
Just leave me the fuck alone. I have a list here of all my racist and misogynistic tweets.
Guys, hear me out. Guys, put a one in the chat if I'm funny.
If I'm not funny, guys, tell me.
Just say, Andrew, you're not funny and you're being immature.
You're one of the most famous men in the world and you shouldn't be doing what you're doing because you're super famous and it's not funny.
I'll hear you out.
Put two in the chat if I should stop and one in the chat if I should carry on.
Because with one of the largest, most important Twitter accounts on the planet, I tweet interesting things like, females of Earth make me sandwiches.
I'm hungry. One in the chat if I'm fucking hilarious.
I'm funny. I'm fucking funny.
I want a sandwich! What's the problem?
Give me a fucking sandwich.
Fuck. How about this?
I beat the BBC at their own game.
Every time I tweet something racist or misogynistic, they do a report on it.
Andrew Tate, accused human trafficker, who's been reinstated by Elon, conspiracy theorist.
BBC article by Ann Dreypus.
Andrew Tate, the famous misogynist who was let back on by the conspiracy theorist Elon Musk special report by Anna Dreypus in conjunction with Julia Exergon.
He tweeted the word nigger.
Yes, I did.
So once I saw them do it, I started tweeting it so much that they couldn't possibly make articles fast enough.
The face you make when the MSN gives up on reporting all the racist, misogynistic, and homophobic things you say because there's too many.
Blitzkrieg! I started being racist, misogynistic, and homophobic 15 times a day until the BBC gave up.
Now they don't even mention it when I say these things.
They were like, Julia Dry Puss and Anna No Eggs sat around and were like, I can't keep
up with this workload.
You're all being me!
Bye.
You're not being me!
If you'll do a report every time I say something like that, I'll keep doing it.
You want to fucking go?
You're feeling froggy, nigger?
You're feeling froggy?
Jump. Now they don't mention it at all.
They're like, oh, we give up on him.
He's too crazy.
We tried to scare him away.
BBC exclusive article.
Guys, I don't care.
Okay? Your problem is that you try and make me give a fuck and I don't.
In fact, it emboldens me and makes me laugh.
Look, they're mad I said this.
I'm going to tweet it 25 times today.
Who cares? It's funny.
Super funny.
So how do we conclude this emergency meeting?
Sorry.
Something's up. My spider sense is tingling.
Daddy, the real world, you should know what to do by now.
If you're not going to do it, you're a fucking dummy.
me. Piss off, stay poor, don't care.
You're going to need the war room.
You're going to need brotherhood. You're going to need money.
Because something's about to fucking happen.
I'm telling you now. BBC. I've got something for you to print.
You know what's funny? Let me give you guys a quick story.
Every time... The MSM prints something bad about you.
They have to come to you for a right to reply.
So by law, they can't print bad things about you without asking for your side of the story.
And then you'll give them a statement, and they'll print the statement, right?
So they'll come and say, Andrew's a misogynist.
He said nigger. And they'll come to you, and they'll come to your PR team, and they'll say, we are going to print this devastating article on the BBC.com website that nobody reads that says, Andrew, the half-black guy, is racist.
What do you have to say about that?
And normally people go, Andrew categorically denies being racist.
No. Do you know what I say?
Because I know they have to print it.
I say, the BBC is fake news.
All of your female employees should make me a sandwich.
That's what I send them as my right to reply.
And they don't want to print that the BBC is fake news.
So they've stopped writing articles about me completely.
Because otherwise they have to print the BBC is fake news on all their articles.
We contacted Andrew Tate for a statement and he said the BBC is fake news and we should make him a sandwich.
Correct. Correct. Any guy who's ever lived with a woman knows this is true.
Look at this. Any man who's ever lived with a woman knows this to be categorically true.
Women love spending a man's money on building expensive kitchens, but get mad when you say they belong there.
What's the problem? I want new shelves, and we need marble worktops, and I want a range cooker, and I want this fridge that can store my smoothie recipes on a screen on the front.
Okay, baby, you can have it all.
Here's your new kitchen. I built it.
25 grand. Bang, it's all built.
Thanks! Alright, now get in the fucking kitchen.
What? You wanted it.
Go play with your toys. They made me a fucking sandwich I'm fucking hilarious. I'm gonna fuck
I'm funny as fuck.
One more what else can say this funny This is true, this isn't even funny
This one's just true. This is absolutely true.
Before I put this one up, I want all of you to understand this about life.
In fact, this is so true.
I have to Mr. Producer something quickly because this is so true.
All them holes. Mr. Producer.
Look at this.
Tell me this isn't true.
Because it fucking is.
There isn't a single female friendship on the planet that's even 5% of true masculine friendship.
Female best friends argue over a hairbrush.
Men go to war together, we die together, and we never ever complain at each other.
We smile and nod and charge at bullets.
Brothers are the best thing about being a man.
Kill none of us or kill all of us.
Strength and honor.
Being a man is shit for a whole bunch of reasons, but at least we get brotherhood.
And women will never understand how strong that bond is.
And women are like, you don't need brotherhood.
You have me. Oh, you.
Miss, I want a handbag. Great.
You're going to help me when they break in the house.
You're not just going to scream and run.
Let me get fucking assassinated before you go suck off someone else
Fang on the roof back on the roof Bye!
See you in the war room. I've found brothers in the war room that sometimes I consider brothers just as close as my blood brother.
I lacked brotherhood. I was so used to being in an masculine environment and I lost that.
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