July 20, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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| Oh Oh | |
| Hi guys Tristan Tate here I'm down at the Grand Chess Tour Romania. | |
| If you have some free time, I suggest you come and check it out and watch some of the games being played. | |
| I myself am just a hobbyist player, an amateur, but I've always appreciated professional chess, and this is where the smart people hang out, so I'll see you down here. | |
| Thank you so much. So we have the lounge here, and then the tournament's going on in there. | |
| Did you visit the plane? | |
| No. It's silent in the tournament, right? | |
| Yes. But you can stay there. | |
| Is there seats to sit in there? | |
| Yeah. Thank you so much. | |
| These motherfuckers don't want me to play. | |
| Sit down. Call themselves chess players. | |
| And your 9% of people here would be... | |
| Never lost a game? | |
| Of chess? I've lost a lot of games of chess. | |
| Unfortunately, my shitty 1800 ELO would get me wrecked. | |
| Yeah. Endlessly. | |
| Can you meet me at chess? Absolutely not. | |
| I literally know one opening. | |
| I want to pay for 10,000 euro. | |
| 10,000 euro? It's going to be free money in your pocket. | |
| I stand no chance. I know one opening on white, the London system. | |
| That's all I know. Ah, the London system. | |
| Is that when you let your defenses down and allow all the black pieces in and then your position falls apart and your queen gets raped? | |
| Heard of that. Go with the nine. | |
| I'll tell you that imaginary piece is chess. | |
| Okay. Ready? | |
| Ready. Checkmate. | |
| Do you need a move? No, it's a move. | |
| It's a checkmate. I'll play the checkmate move. | |
| Baby's playing me for 10 grand again. | |
| Really? Yep. I never agreed to this. | |
| Hang around again. | |
| Too slow Andrew? Too slow! | |
| Hello! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| I got you. Is that funny? | |
| Yeah, unload it here? | |
| Yeah. And then I'll put this one on. | |
| So we have a big problem, which I've solved. | |
| What's the problem? I know you brokies don't understand, but McLarens, although they're the fastest and perhaps the best cars purely for racing, break all of the time. | |
| And my McLaren 765LT, which is probably my favorite car, maybe the 812 is my favorite car. | |
| Anyway, I had a problem with the throttle. | |
| I sent it to McLaren. They said, we've changed the throttle housing. | |
| It's come back, but the throttle still doesn't act right. | |
| Obviously, I pissed all over Alex and his Lambo in my broken McLaren. | |
| Then I thought I have to send my McLaren back to Germany to get fixed. | |
| And that's going to annoy me because it means I have no McLaren on the drive. | |
| So I had to buy a brand new McLaren. | |
| To be here during the time this gets fixed. | |
| So I bought a brand new McLaren, which has just arrived. | |
| I'll put that on the drive. I'll find this way to get fixed. | |
| And then when this is fixed in two weeks, I guess I'll be stuck with even more 765s. | |
| Because I already had four 765s and I bought a brand new one, which is the fifth one. | |
| Let me explain why. Because I had a Spyder in Dubai. | |
| But I didn't want to fly it from Dubai. | |
| And then I had a coupe here in Europe. | |
| Then I have a coupe with decot. | |
| And then I had this one, which is four. | |
| But I've had to buy a fifth one so that I have a Spyder here in Romania with me during the two weeks this is getting fixed. | |
| Because two weeks without McLaren is not worth the money. | |
| I'd rather pay 600 grand so that I have all my cars I'm supposed to have. | |
| Does that make sense to you? You have a problem. | |
| Does that make sense? No. | |
| Of course it does. | |
| You literally got the same color. | |
| In fact, I did not. | |
| Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple, because that is truly ridiculous. | |
| So I got a slightly different shade of purple. | |
| I don't know what to say. | |
| It's like having two blondes with big tits. | |
| This one's just slightly less blond. | |
| This one has the carbon accent, so now I have to get carbon accents for this car. | |
| I need the carbon hood, carbon wing, carbon... | |
| See, this is what I mean. | |
| Now it's getting complicated because now, if I buy all the carbon, that means this car goes into the workshop and I need it on the drive. | |
| So what we have to do is send this one away to get fixed. | |
| While it's getting fixed, I drive this one without carbon, order the carbon, then when this one's fixed, this one comes back, then I can send this to the workshop to have the carbon installed so they have matching carbon profiles and slightly different colors of purple. | |
| Does this stress you out? It's not easy. | |
| I mean, people think that having 60 cars would just be fun. | |
| No, it's actually a lot of work. | |
| It's almost a full-time job, but it's worth it. | |
| Yeah, the cost, the 600 grand has absolutely zero bearing on my life. | |
| It's like you buying lunch. | |
| It means nothing. It means nothing at all, 600 grand. | |
| She is pretty. Yeah, she's nice. | |
| Take her for a spin now. Yeah, 600 grand is absolutely nothing to me. | |
| It's like buying a Starbucks. Would you buy a Starbucks? | |
| If you had a Starbucks and it had to go away to be reheated for two weeks, but you really wanted a Starbucks, would you buy another Starbucks to wait for that Starbucks to push you with? | |
| So here we are. That's why I did. | |
| You know? I bought an M3 to drive up and down the fucking road. | |
| That is true. That wasn't a joke either. | |
| Top G. Let me zoom in on that. | |
| Imagine being in the position where you can call McLaren. | |
| Hi McLaren, I need a 765 because the current one you gave me doesn't work and I want it fixed. | |
| I'm like, oh, we don't really have a 765 that you can rent. | |
| I'm like, rent, borrow. I don't want a gay car. | |
| I want my car. Give me another one. | |
| Send me one. Like, okay, we got this one. | |
| It's only 616,000 euros. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. Invoice. | |
| WhatsApp. Same day. Boom, boom, boom. | |
| All done. And then three days later you get Top GK. You know, sometimes I look at all the stress I go through and all the work I do and The Matrix is trying to kill me and they put me in jail, etc. | |
| But it's totally worth it. | |
| 100%. I couldn't be the person watching this video right now. | |
| There's someone at home watching this video right now. | |
| The government's not trying to put them in jail. | |
| Nobody cares who they are. Nobody's following their story. | |
| They can't buy cars at random. | |
| Women don't send them love letters, nothing. | |
| They're just sitting there. And they're going, well, at least I'm not stressed. | |
| It'd be stressful to go to jail. | |
| You're right. You're not stressed, but you have nothing good about your life. | |
| You have no reason to wake up in the morning. | |
| If you died, nobody would give a fuck. | |
| You have no reason to live. | |
| Me? I get the light and the dark. | |
| And there's a whole bunch of light. | |
| It's great. Got a brand new 765 today. | |
| Got two Kernan's Egg Jeskos. | |
| They're coming soon. Two! | |
| Two! Imagine being the kind of normal guy who's just like, yeah, the government likes me. | |
| They don't mind me. | |
| Fucking gay I'm not a gay. I'm a lesbian. | |
| I'm a lesbian. | |
| I'm going to tell him. You know, that's not even our backup McLaren. | |
| That's our backup purple McLaren. | |
| That's not even our backup purple McLaren. | |
| That's our backup purple McLaren 765LT. That's true. | |
| Because we have a 600LT. Yeah. | |
| 570. 570. | |
| We have... 675, no, a 765 Spyder in Dubai. | |
| We have a 765 Coupe with decal. | |
| 765 Coupe here. | |
| We have the purple one that just broke, and this new one I bought. | |
| That's our McLaren's. | |
| Is that all our McLaren's? | |
| Maybe. And the 720. Those are McLaren's. | |
| See, it's our backup purple 765, because 765's in purple. | |
| Are very unique looking. And you couldn't, you know, come up with a blue one. | |
| Because then people would think that you were renting them. | |
| So you need, when it breaks, because McLaren's break all the time, to have a purple 765LT in reserve. | |
| The reserve purple. I think we can all agree that Bailey's a dickhead. | |
| I mean, I think we can all just sit and agree that the McLarens turning up to the house are conclusive evidence and proof of the fact that Bailey is in fact a dickhead. | |
| And nobody likes him. Yeah. | |
| And he's always walking around with his camera and his glasses. | |
| Do you have a backup identical camera that's specced exactly the same way that does the exact same thing? | |
| Do you have a backup Bailey? | |
| Do you have a backup set of glasses? | |
| Fucking dork. Six and a half hours later. | |
| Andrew, are you smoking shisha again? | |
| All you ever do all day, every day, is smoke shisha. | |
| And as your friend, I just want to let you know that I'm kind of worried about you because you might have an addiction. | |
| Sometimes I smoke cigars. | |
| I mean, I'm not going to take that away from you. | |
| You also smoke a preposterous amount of cigars, but shisha has become a daily occurrence. | |
| Cigars are like your breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and this is your daily dessert. | |
| I don't really breathe air much anymore. | |
| I just breathe smoke, you know? | |
| It's an upgrade. There's no way that your lungs are okay at this point. | |
| I still do 12 rounds of fighting against you punks. | |
| No problem. You do beat me at sparring. | |
| I will give you that. But I think you might need to consult a healthcare professional to check on your lungs because there's no way. | |
| There's zero percent chance that your lungs are healthy at this point. | |
| It's too much shisha. A healthcare professional or YouTube? | |
| Lung test. Here it is. | |
| You're not YouTubing a lung test. | |
| Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives. | |
| Maybe just give in. How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines? | |
| I have this. It scans you. | |
| It says you probably have that. | |
| Most doctors do that anyway. | |
| They type the symptoms into some stupid program. | |
| So you're going to base your perception of your lung health off of this one single YouTube video? | |
| You should test my lungs. I did say that. | |
| Let's go. So let me get some, uh, air. | |
| Okay. Three. | |
| This is not okay. Two. | |
| One. I don't even know what to say. | |
| If I was going to bet, I'm going to say you're not going to be able to do it. | |
| There's no way. T, catch your bets. | |
| Is he going to do it or no? I'm not paying attention to what you're doing. | |
| You should do this lung test, T. You smoke more than anybody. | |
| You and your cigarettes. | |
| Fine, I'll do it after I'm done. | |
| Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs. | |
| According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs. | |
| And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down. | |
| You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs. | |
| Every time I bring up the fact that you smoke way too much shisha, you're just going to rub this silly little test in my face. | |
| So look at the time. | |
| Look, admit defeat. | |
| You're not going to do it. I know you want to breathe super, super bad right now. | |
| Look, yeah, you got to Zen out real quick. | |
| You're almost there. You're... | |
| You don't have super lungs. | |
| I don't care what this test says, you do not have super lungs. | |
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