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Upgrading My Dream Car
00:09:50
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| Outro Music... | |
| No problem. No problem. No problem. | |
| The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself, in terms of how you move the car, | |
| would be, because to bring a car from Dubai to Italy, you would need to come on a car aid, | |
| and you would plan to move it somewhere else. | |
| The luggage is there, with some notes. | |
| So, the luggage is there, with some notes. | |
| We have the performance one is 313k. | |
| Okay. The PC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber is, and the aerodynamic of course, is 307k. | |
| Okay. And then you have 40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof. | |
| Yep. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades. | |
| I have all the best aero. | |
| 660k, deal, done, no problem. | |
| I think I spend that week on cigars, so this is easy. | |
| Yeah, well, it's good for me. | |
| So that's that done. I guess the only other thing is If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color. | |
| I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice. | |
| With a logo or a crest? | |
| Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice. | |
| I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well. | |
| Easy stuff. And then I can't think of anything else, really. | |
| I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas. | |
| I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want to do with it. | |
| But all in all, I think that's basically it. | |
| So I'm happy with the price. | |
| It sounds like all the performance upgrades. | |
| There's no performance upgrades I won't have if I pay for this, right? | |
| There'll be nothing I won't have. | |
| Good. So I'll have the best of the best. | |
| We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance. | |
| Perfect. Aero will look amazing. | |
| Colors are already good. I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother to see if there's anything else we want to do custom on this car. | |
| And then we'll go from there. | |
| So I'll speak to friends and I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there. | |
| And it's been fantastic to meet you. | |
| Only $600,000 to upgrade my Pagani. | |
| You just casually spent $600,000 like it was nothing. | |
| No, but only, yeah, it is nothing. | |
| $600,000 to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Huyura BC. That's a bargain. | |
| I was expecting it to be two or three million. | |
| $600,000. Fucking they could have sold it to me twice. | |
| Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months? | |
| You didn't last six weeks. | |
| I already had the Hero BC and I don't have a new car. | |
| I'm upgrading it. Although, now you busted me. | |
| I did buy a new car today. Wait, you have something today? | |
| Yeah, I bought something today. Where have I been? | |
| I'm not aware... See, what happened was... | |
| My favorite car is the 812, but the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down. | |
| And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous, and it came here, and then I was abusing it. | |
| Remember, I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came, and I was racing it around, and then something went wrong with the throttle. | |
| I don't know exactly what it was. | |
| Something was weird with the throttle, where I couldn't get it all the way down. | |
| In neutral, I could put the throttle down, but when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%. | |
| It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren. | |
| They said, it's the throttle housing, and they're going to replace the throttle housing, and they're going to fix it. | |
| And they did that, and they sent the car back to me, but it's still broken. | |
| So now they have to come and get it. | |
| And I thought, this is going to upset me. | |
| It means I'm going to spend two weeks without a McLaren 765LT, and I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart, and I'm a very nice man. | |
| So what I'll do is I'll buy another one. | |
| So I bought another one this morning for $600,000. | |
| This is what I mean. $600,000 for Pagani. | |
| I spent $600,000 on McLaren this morning. | |
| I bought another one for $600,000. | |
| So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one. | |
| Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765s, so this is my fifth 765. | |
| No sane person needs five 765s. | |
| Never said I was sane. You are pretty crazy. | |
| So I spent 1.2 million today, so far. | |
| Actually, if you want to be technical. | |
| When did you buy this? I've been with you all day. | |
| I bet you woke up. | |
| Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym. | |
| When I was bench pressing Nice | |
| Nice Nice | |
| What are they doing? | |
| Installing a bulletproof door. | |
| Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room? | |
| We have bulletproof doors to the house. | |
| You know, it's quite an interesting story, actually, baby. | |
| I'm glad you asked. Last night, I couldn't sleep. | |
| I was thinking, are they going to raid my house again? | |
| You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before. | |
| So I'm sitting there thinking, are they going to raid the house? | |
| And if they do, there's double open of doors. | |
| You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know? | |
| You can just be annoying. Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's going to take a long time just to be awkward. | |
| I can't go anywhere. | |
| Nothing's gonna change, but sometimes when you're in a position like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward. | |
| So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door. | |
| Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top? | |
| And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep. | |
| So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and fucked her, and then I laid there, and still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch, and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now. | |
| I'm laying there awake. No other bitches. | |
| I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch. | |
| It all got a bit awkward and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue roof door in my bedroom. | |
| So I did. | |
| Do you think you were doing it? | |
| What? What do you mean? You thought you were going to drive your car? | |
| Yeah. Why? I'm just driving. | |
| Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and some mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster. | |
| So let me explain something to you. | |
| The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table. | |
| Why? Because I'm handsome? | |
| Because I'm having a gay fling with them? | |
| No. I like them and they're good dudes. | |
| But the truth is, it's because I spend money. | |
| And when I go out, I have to spend money. | |
| And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables. | |
| So that means I have to buy booze. | |
| And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays. | |
| And I refuse to do that. | |
| So here's what you can't do. | |
| I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife. | |
| I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate. | |
| What you're not going to do is be like, oh yeah, Tristan's bought this table. | |
| He spent five grand. | |
| There's champagne and whiskey everywhere. | |
| Let me talk to the girls. | |
| Hey girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table. | |
| I'm the baller. You get the numbers. | |
| Okay guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of the hangover the next day. | |
| You are participating in the booze. | |
| That's part of the fucking package, Alex. | |
| And there's no way out. | |
| You'll be a faggot, Alex. Go drink after we get home. | |
| Alex! Shut the f*** up, Alex! | |
| Then why the f*** would I spend four or five grand? | |
| Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free? | |
| I got no problem with that. | |
| But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have for you to sit around, oh, I just want to drink at home. | |
| You'll f***ing sneak up to your bedroom. | |
| Alex. Alex, don't be a f***. | |
| We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad. | |
| It's good logic. It's infallible. | |
| You can't dispute it. You love drinking. | |
| No, no. I don't love drinking because of Shester. | |
| I used to drink before I met him. | |
| But Alex, my logic is not bad. | |
| You have to admit my logic is good. | |
| I mean, it's right, yeah. I'm correct. | |
| So I'm morally correct whether you like it or not. | |
| You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away. | |
| Why do you want to kill me? | |
| We're not trying to kill you. | |
| We're trying to facilitate fun. | |
| No. I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel. | |
| So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're going to have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking. | |
| Oh, it's on Marcel, is it? | |
| Fuck Alex No Marcel why? | |
| Fuck Alex Fuck Alex | |
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Neck Measuring Contest
00:05:18
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| Think about it One night I wanna get in the motor | |
| Dance to them I wanna get in his place Baby take it, I think I'm not, gonna get it right | |
| You can't know me, that's what I'm about to say Wanna be your baby, in the center | |
| Oh look at that That's how we get it, check it out | |
| Broken lights, music's got me broken hearts I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you | |
| I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Tomorrow | |
| So Nigel, admit now. | |
| Alex is taller. I'm taller. | |
| Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks, all these stupid things. | |
| He reads studies and takes weird pills and gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever. | |
| And he's grown a centimeter and he's now taller than Nigel. | |
| I think that since he lost, he's been in his room using spine straightening injections. | |
| I don't know. But he's now taller than Nigel. | |
| But is his neck bigger than mine? | |
| That is the question. | |
| Let's measure it up. | |
| Let's do it. I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day. | |
| I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up. | |
| How do you measure your neck? | |
| All right. From where to where? Roberto. | |
| I will measure. We'll do the biggest, or Alex can do it. | |
| We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously, Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks. | |
| Those are inches. You do it in inches? | |
| Oh, it's inches. No, centimeters are the other side. | |
| The other side. Retard. | |
| So we have here 40 and a half. | |
| 40 and a half. Alright, do mine. | |
| He's watching me. | |
| He's watching. | |
| 36. We have here 36 and a half. | |
| I'm not fucking sure. 36 and a half. | |
| 36 and a half. We measured it two days ago. | |
| It was 37. I know it didn't shrink. | |
| I'd say faulty measurements. | |
| Oh, nah, he's got some more of his neck in the house. | |
| Yeah, probably. Well, 37. | |
| Don't like you! Let's go! | |
| Let's go! Measure that shit again! | |
| Measure it again! | |
| Measure it again! | |
| Measure it again! Measure it again! | |
| Measure it again! I can't find it. | |
| Roberto, I need a neutral party. | |
| Alex is trying to f*** me over. | |
| Yeah, but don't measure it around the traps. | |
| Measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple. | |
| Right underneath the Adam's apple. It's slanted. | |
| Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half. | |
| No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted. | |
| It's slanted. It needs to be at a nice parallel angle. | |
| I think Alex is trying to lie, man. | |
| 37. 37? | |
| Alex is trying to mess me up. | |
| You're the tweeter. What happened? | |
| I have a bigger neck than me. | |
| No, he doesn't! He does. Half a centimeter. | |
| Alex's neck was half a centimeter bigger than me. | |
| I refuse to believe. I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera. | |
| Alright, so I'm going to measure Alex's. | |
| I swear if Alex has the smallest. | |
| Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big. | |
| I will measure myself. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Alex, you have a small neck. | |
| What do I... | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Barely hold the camera I have to celebrate | |
| Underneath that one Ah | |
| Ah Actually, it's about the age of 25 | |
| Ah ha! | |
| Welcome Mick! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Oh Oh | |
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