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July 18, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PENCIL NECK | Tate Confidential Ep 243
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No problem. No problem. No problem.
The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself, in terms of how you move the car,
would be, because to bring a car from Dubai to Italy, you would need to come on a car aid,
and you would plan to move it somewhere else.
The luggage is there, with some notes.
So, the luggage is there, with some notes.
We have the performance one is 313k.
Okay. The PC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber is, and the aerodynamic of course, is 307k.
Okay. And then you have 40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof.
Yep. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades.
I have all the best aero.
660k, deal, done, no problem.
I think I spend that week on cigars, so this is easy.
Yeah, well, it's good for me.
So that's that done. I guess the only other thing is If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color.
I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice.
With a logo or a crest?
Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice.
I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well.
Easy stuff. And then I can't think of anything else, really.
I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas.
I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want to do with it.
But all in all, I think that's basically it.
So I'm happy with the price.
It sounds like all the performance upgrades.
There's no performance upgrades I won't have if I pay for this, right?
There'll be nothing I won't have.
Good. So I'll have the best of the best.
We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance.
Perfect. Aero will look amazing.
Colors are already good. I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother to see if there's anything else we want to do custom on this car.
And then we'll go from there.
So I'll speak to friends and I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there.
And it's been fantastic to meet you.
Only $600,000 to upgrade my Pagani.
You just casually spent $600,000 like it was nothing.
No, but only, yeah, it is nothing.
$600,000 to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Huyura BC. That's a bargain.
I was expecting it to be two or three million.
$600,000. Fucking they could have sold it to me twice.
Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months?
You didn't last six weeks.
I already had the Hero BC and I don't have a new car.
I'm upgrading it. Although, now you busted me.
I did buy a new car today. Wait, you have something today?
Yeah, I bought something today. Where have I been?
I'm not aware... See, what happened was...
My favorite car is the 812, but the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down.
And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous, and it came here, and then I was abusing it.
Remember, I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came, and I was racing it around, and then something went wrong with the throttle.
I don't know exactly what it was.
Something was weird with the throttle, where I couldn't get it all the way down.
In neutral, I could put the throttle down, but when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%.
It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren.
They said, it's the throttle housing, and they're going to replace the throttle housing, and they're going to fix it.
And they did that, and they sent the car back to me, but it's still broken.
So now they have to come and get it.
And I thought, this is going to upset me.
It means I'm going to spend two weeks without a McLaren 765LT, and I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart, and I'm a very nice man.
So what I'll do is I'll buy another one.
So I bought another one this morning for $600,000.
This is what I mean. $600,000 for Pagani.
I spent $600,000 on McLaren this morning.
I bought another one for $600,000.
So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one.
Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765s, so this is my fifth 765.
No sane person needs five 765s.
Never said I was sane. You are pretty crazy.
So I spent 1.2 million today, so far.
Actually, if you want to be technical.
When did you buy this? I've been with you all day.
I bet you woke up.
Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym.
When I was bench pressing Nice
Nice Nice
What are they doing?
Installing a bulletproof door.
Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room?
We have bulletproof doors to the house.
You know, it's quite an interesting story, actually, baby.
I'm glad you asked. Last night, I couldn't sleep.
I was thinking, are they going to raid my house again?
You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before.
So I'm sitting there thinking, are they going to raid the house?
And if they do, there's double open of doors.
You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know?
You can just be annoying. Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's going to take a long time just to be awkward.
I can't go anywhere.
Nothing's gonna change, but sometimes when you're in a position like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward.
So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door.
Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top?
And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep.
So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and fucked her, and then I laid there, and still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch, and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now.
I'm laying there awake. No other bitches.
I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch.
It all got a bit awkward and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue roof door in my bedroom.
So I did.
Do you think you were doing it?
What? What do you mean? You thought you were going to drive your car?
Yeah. Why? I'm just driving.
Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and some mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster.
So let me explain something to you.
The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table.
Why? Because I'm handsome?
Because I'm having a gay fling with them?
No. I like them and they're good dudes.
But the truth is, it's because I spend money.
And when I go out, I have to spend money.
And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables.
So that means I have to buy booze.
And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays.
And I refuse to do that.
So here's what you can't do.
I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife.
I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate.
What you're not going to do is be like, oh yeah, Tristan's bought this table.
He spent five grand.
There's champagne and whiskey everywhere.
Let me talk to the girls.
Hey girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table.
I'm the baller. You get the numbers.
Okay guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of the hangover the next day.
You are participating in the booze.
That's part of the fucking package, Alex.
And there's no way out.
You'll be a faggot, Alex. Go drink after we get home.
Alex! Shut the f*** up, Alex!
Then why the f*** would I spend four or five grand?
Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free?
I got no problem with that.
But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have for you to sit around, oh, I just want to drink at home.
You'll f***ing sneak up to your bedroom.
Alex. Alex, don't be a f***.
We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad.
It's good logic. It's infallible.
You can't dispute it. You love drinking.
No, no. I don't love drinking because of Shester.
I used to drink before I met him.
But Alex, my logic is not bad.
You have to admit my logic is good.
I mean, it's right, yeah. I'm correct.
So I'm morally correct whether you like it or not.
You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away.
Why do you want to kill me?
We're not trying to kill you.
We're trying to facilitate fun.
No. I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel.
So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're going to have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking.
Oh, it's on Marcel, is it?
Fuck Alex No Marcel why?
Fuck Alex Fuck Alex
Think about it One night I wanna get in the motor
Dance to them I wanna get in his place Baby take it, I think I'm not, gonna get it right
You can't know me, that's what I'm about to say Wanna be your baby, in the center
Oh look at that That's how we get it, check it out
Broken lights, music's got me broken hearts I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Tomorrow
So Nigel, admit now.
Alex is taller. I'm taller.
Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks, all these stupid things.
He reads studies and takes weird pills and gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever.
And he's grown a centimeter and he's now taller than Nigel.
I think that since he lost, he's been in his room using spine straightening injections.
I don't know. But he's now taller than Nigel.
But is his neck bigger than mine?
That is the question.
Let's measure it up.
Let's do it. I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day.
I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up.
How do you measure your neck?
All right. From where to where? Roberto.
I will measure. We'll do the biggest, or Alex can do it.
We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously, Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks.
Those are inches. You do it in inches?
Oh, it's inches. No, centimeters are the other side.
The other side. Retard.
So we have here 40 and a half.
40 and a half. Alright, do mine.
He's watching me.
He's watching.
36. We have here 36 and a half.
I'm not fucking sure. 36 and a half.
36 and a half. We measured it two days ago.
It was 37. I know it didn't shrink.
I'd say faulty measurements.
Oh, nah, he's got some more of his neck in the house.
Yeah, probably. Well, 37.
Don't like you! Let's go!
Let's go! Measure that shit again!
Measure it again!
Measure it again!
Measure it again! Measure it again!
Measure it again! I can't find it.
Roberto, I need a neutral party.
Alex is trying to f*** me over.
Yeah, but don't measure it around the traps.
Measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple.
Right underneath the Adam's apple. It's slanted.
Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half.
No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted.
It's slanted. It needs to be at a nice parallel angle.
I think Alex is trying to lie, man.
37. 37?
Alex is trying to mess me up.
You're the tweeter. What happened?
I have a bigger neck than me.
No, he doesn't! He does. Half a centimeter.
Alex's neck was half a centimeter bigger than me.
I refuse to believe. I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera.
Alright, so I'm going to measure Alex's.
I swear if Alex has the smallest.
Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big.
I will measure myself.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Alex, you have a small neck.
What do I...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, no, no.
Barely hold the camera I have to celebrate
Underneath that one Ah
Ah Actually, it's about the age of 25
Ah ha!
Welcome Mick!
Ha ha ha!
Oh Oh
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