Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - PENCIL NECK | Tate Confidential Ep 243 Aired: 2024-07-18 Duration: 15:08 === Upgrading My Dream Car (09:50) === [00:00:00] Outro Music... [00:00:19] No problem. No problem. No problem. [00:00:21] The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself, in terms of how you move the car, [00:00:26] would be, because to bring a car from Dubai to Italy, you would need to come on a car aid, [00:00:33] and you would plan to move it somewhere else. [00:00:37] The luggage is there, with some notes. [00:00:43] So, the luggage is there, with some notes. [00:01:03] We have the performance one is 313k. [00:01:09] Okay. The PC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber is, and the aerodynamic of course, is 307k. [00:01:18] Okay. And then you have 40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof. [00:01:28] Yep. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades. [00:01:42] I have all the best aero. [00:01:45] 660k, deal, done, no problem. [00:01:47] I think I spend that week on cigars, so this is easy. [00:01:50] Yeah, well, it's good for me. [00:01:52] So that's that done. I guess the only other thing is If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color. [00:02:00] I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice. [00:02:05] With a logo or a crest? [00:02:08] Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice. [00:02:11] I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well. [00:02:14] Easy stuff. And then I can't think of anything else, really. [00:02:17] I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas. [00:02:19] I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want to do with it. [00:02:23] But all in all, I think that's basically it. [00:02:24] So I'm happy with the price. [00:02:26] It sounds like all the performance upgrades. [00:02:27] There's no performance upgrades I won't have if I pay for this, right? [00:02:31] There'll be nothing I won't have. [00:02:33] Good. So I'll have the best of the best. [00:02:36] We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance. [00:02:41] Perfect. Aero will look amazing. [00:02:42] Colors are already good. I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother to see if there's anything else we want to do custom on this car. [00:02:51] And then we'll go from there. [00:02:53] So I'll speak to friends and I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there. [00:02:56] And it's been fantastic to meet you. [00:02:57] Only $600,000 to upgrade my Pagani. [00:02:59] You just casually spent $600,000 like it was nothing. [00:03:01] No, but only, yeah, it is nothing. [00:03:02] $600,000 to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Huyura BC. That's a bargain. [00:03:09] I was expecting it to be two or three million. [00:03:10] $600,000. Fucking they could have sold it to me twice. [00:03:13] Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months? [00:03:18] You didn't last six weeks. [00:03:20] I already had the Hero BC and I don't have a new car. [00:03:23] I'm upgrading it. Although, now you busted me. [00:03:27] I did buy a new car today. Wait, you have something today? [00:03:30] Yeah, I bought something today. Where have I been? [00:03:33] I'm not aware... See, what happened was... [00:03:37] My favorite car is the 812, but the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down. [00:03:43] And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous, and it came here, and then I was abusing it. [00:03:46] Remember, I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came, and I was racing it around, and then something went wrong with the throttle. [00:03:51] I don't know exactly what it was. [00:03:53] Something was weird with the throttle, where I couldn't get it all the way down. [00:03:55] In neutral, I could put the throttle down, but when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%. [00:03:59] It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren. [00:04:01] They said, it's the throttle housing, and they're going to replace the throttle housing, and they're going to fix it. [00:04:04] And they did that, and they sent the car back to me, but it's still broken. [00:04:06] So now they have to come and get it. [00:04:07] And I thought, this is going to upset me. [00:04:09] It means I'm going to spend two weeks without a McLaren 765LT, and I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart, and I'm a very nice man. [00:04:14] So what I'll do is I'll buy another one. [00:04:16] So I bought another one this morning for $600,000. [00:04:18] This is what I mean. $600,000 for Pagani. [00:04:20] I spent $600,000 on McLaren this morning. [00:04:21] I bought another one for $600,000. [00:04:23] So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one. [00:04:27] Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765s, so this is my fifth 765. [00:04:36] No sane person needs five 765s. [00:04:39] Never said I was sane. You are pretty crazy. [00:04:42] So I spent 1.2 million today, so far. [00:04:45] Actually, if you want to be technical. [00:04:47] When did you buy this? I've been with you all day. [00:04:50] I bet you woke up. [00:04:52] Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym. [00:04:54] When I was bench pressing Nice [00:04:58] Nice Nice [00:06:10] What are they doing? [00:06:11] Installing a bulletproof door. [00:06:14] Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room? [00:06:16] We have bulletproof doors to the house. [00:06:18] You know, it's quite an interesting story, actually, baby. [00:06:20] I'm glad you asked. Last night, I couldn't sleep. [00:06:23] I was thinking, are they going to raid my house again? [00:06:25] You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before. [00:06:30] So I'm sitting there thinking, are they going to raid the house? [00:06:32] And if they do, there's double open of doors. [00:06:33] You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know? [00:06:36] You can just be annoying. Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's going to take a long time just to be awkward. [00:06:42] I can't go anywhere. [00:06:43] Nothing's gonna change, but sometimes when you're in a position like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward. [00:06:50] So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door. [00:06:55] Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top? [00:06:57] And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep. [00:06:59] So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and fucked her, and then I laid there, and still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch, and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now. [00:07:07] I'm laying there awake. No other bitches. [00:07:09] I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch. [00:07:12] It all got a bit awkward and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue roof door in my bedroom. [00:07:14] So I did. [00:07:17] Do you think you were doing it? [00:07:18] What? What do you mean? You thought you were going to drive your car? [00:07:21] Yeah. Why? I'm just driving. [00:07:23] Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and some mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster. [00:07:31] So let me explain something to you. [00:07:33] The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table. [00:07:39] Why? Because I'm handsome? [00:07:41] Because I'm having a gay fling with them? [00:07:43] No. I like them and they're good dudes. [00:07:45] But the truth is, it's because I spend money. [00:07:48] And when I go out, I have to spend money. [00:07:50] And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables. [00:07:55] So that means I have to buy booze. [00:07:57] And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays. [00:08:01] And I refuse to do that. [00:08:03] So here's what you can't do. [00:08:05] I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife. [00:08:11] I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate. [00:08:14] What you're not going to do is be like, oh yeah, Tristan's bought this table. [00:08:18] He spent five grand. [00:08:19] There's champagne and whiskey everywhere. [00:08:20] Let me talk to the girls. [00:08:22] Hey girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table. [00:08:24] I'm the baller. You get the numbers. [00:08:26] Okay guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of the hangover the next day. [00:08:30] You are participating in the booze. [00:08:33] That's part of the fucking package, Alex. [00:08:35] And there's no way out. [00:08:37] You'll be a faggot, Alex. Go drink after we get home. [00:08:42] Alex! Shut the f*** up, Alex! [00:08:45] Then why the f*** would I spend four or five grand? [00:08:47] Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free? [00:08:51] I got no problem with that. [00:08:52] But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have for you to sit around, oh, I just want to drink at home. [00:08:57] You'll f***ing sneak up to your bedroom. [00:08:59] Alex. Alex, don't be a f***. [00:09:01] We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad. [00:09:05] It's good logic. It's infallible. [00:09:07] You can't dispute it. You love drinking. [00:09:08] No, no. I don't love drinking because of Shester. [00:09:12] I used to drink before I met him. [00:09:14] But Alex, my logic is not bad. [00:09:17] You have to admit my logic is good. [00:09:18] I mean, it's right, yeah. I'm correct. [00:09:19] So I'm morally correct whether you like it or not. [00:09:22] You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away. [00:09:25] Why do you want to kill me? [00:09:27] We're not trying to kill you. [00:09:29] We're trying to facilitate fun. [00:09:30] No. I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel. [00:09:34] So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're going to have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking. [00:09:40] Oh, it's on Marcel, is it? [00:09:41] Fuck Alex No Marcel why? [00:09:45] Fuck Alex Fuck Alex === Neck Measuring Contest (05:18) === [00:09:50] Think about it One night I wanna get in the motor [00:09:53] Dance to them I wanna get in his place Baby take it, I think I'm not, gonna get it right [00:09:57] You can't know me, that's what I'm about to say Wanna be your baby, in the center [00:10:01] Oh look at that That's how we get it, check it out [00:10:12] Broken lights, music's got me broken hearts I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you [00:10:40] I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Tomorrow [00:10:56] So Nigel, admit now. [00:11:00] Alex is taller. I'm taller. [00:11:01] Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks, all these stupid things. [00:11:05] He reads studies and takes weird pills and gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever. [00:11:10] And he's grown a centimeter and he's now taller than Nigel. [00:11:13] I think that since he lost, he's been in his room using spine straightening injections. [00:11:19] I don't know. But he's now taller than Nigel. [00:11:21] But is his neck bigger than mine? [00:11:24] That is the question. [00:11:26] Let's measure it up. [00:11:27] Let's do it. I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day. [00:11:38] I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up. [00:11:40] How do you measure your neck? [00:11:42] All right. From where to where? Roberto. [00:11:43] I will measure. We'll do the biggest, or Alex can do it. [00:11:45] We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously, Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks. [00:11:48] Those are inches. You do it in inches? [00:11:52] Oh, it's inches. No, centimeters are the other side. [00:11:54] The other side. Retard. [00:11:58] So we have here 40 and a half. [00:12:01] 40 and a half. Alright, do mine. [00:12:03] He's watching me. [00:12:09] He's watching. [00:12:14] 36. We have here 36 and a half. [00:12:20] I'm not fucking sure. 36 and a half. [00:12:22] 36 and a half. We measured it two days ago. [00:12:25] It was 37. I know it didn't shrink. [00:12:27] I'd say faulty measurements. [00:12:29] Oh, nah, he's got some more of his neck in the house. [00:12:32] Yeah, probably. Well, 37. [00:12:35] Don't like you! Let's go! [00:12:38] Let's go! Measure that shit again! [00:12:41] Measure it again! [00:12:45] Measure it again! [00:12:47] Measure it again! Measure it again! [00:12:49] Measure it again! I can't find it. [00:12:52] Roberto, I need a neutral party. [00:12:55] Alex is trying to f*** me over. [00:12:57] Yeah, but don't measure it around the traps. [00:12:59] Measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple. [00:13:01] Right underneath the Adam's apple. It's slanted. [00:13:08] Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half. [00:13:10] No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted. [00:13:13] It's slanted. It needs to be at a nice parallel angle. [00:13:18] I think Alex is trying to lie, man. [00:13:20] 37. 37? [00:13:23] Alex is trying to mess me up. [00:13:25] You're the tweeter. What happened? [00:13:28] I have a bigger neck than me. [00:13:29] No, he doesn't! He does. Half a centimeter. [00:13:33] Alex's neck was half a centimeter bigger than me. [00:13:35] I refuse to believe. I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera. [00:13:40] Alright, so I'm going to measure Alex's. [00:13:41] I swear if Alex has the smallest. [00:13:44] Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big. 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