Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tristan Tate, The Art Collector | Tate Confidential Ep 237
Aired: 2024-06-21
Duration: 15:55


=== Draw-Off Challenge (15:40) ===

[00:00:00]  What are the odds?
[00:00:09]  Very low.
[00:00:10]  How would that ever happen?
[00:00:11]  That little Toyota is a different vehicle.
[00:00:14]  Yeah, you know what? I will get in here.
[00:00:16]  It's about getting out though.
[00:00:20]  Hi friend! Hi friend!
[00:00:26]  God is good.
[00:00:28]  God is good.
[00:00:30]  Wine time.
[00:00:32]  Fuck you, man.
[00:00:34]  Come to the other side.
[00:00:36]  Don't scratch my car, by the way.
[00:00:38]  He can't get in his car.
[00:00:42]  Ha ha ha.
[00:00:44]  Turn in the void.
[00:00:48]  Turn in the void.
[00:00:50]  He makes me turn.
[00:00:52]  In the void.
[00:00:54]  Turn in the void.
[00:00:56]  Turn in the void.
[00:00:58]  He makes me turn.
[00:01:00]  Turn in the void.
[00:01:02]  Turn in the void.
[00:01:04]  To give the rhythm of this dance very short.
[00:01:26]  Count the galadins. One, two, three, four girls.
[00:01:29]  He was cancelled by the Matrix for telling the truth.
[00:01:33]  Gauden. Yeah.
[00:01:35]  First of all... Big art guy, huh?
[00:01:37]  Yeah, he was cancelled by the Matrix for telling the truth.
[00:01:40]  He had the Gauden, some girls.
[00:01:42]  He had a watch, I had a watch. But let's cut the bullshit and be deadly serious.
[00:01:47]  Who was actually a better artist?
[00:01:51]  Me or someone or nothing.
[00:01:53]  No bullshit. No jokes.
[00:01:54]  Deadly serious. I know it's too confidential, but I want to be actually serious now, baby.
[00:01:59]  Who was actually a better artist?
[00:02:01]  I was going to say me. You.
[00:02:02]  You're not even in this race. Tristan, this is the first time I've seen you out of the house in weeks.
[00:02:08]  That's not true. What brought Captain Fun out of Funland?
[00:02:12]  It's because I don't hang around with you. I'm out of the house all the time.
[00:02:15]  You're just not invited. And sometimes he said something about Hitler at that period, something good about Hitler when it looked like he was very...
[00:02:27]  because he was in the surrealistic medium where most of them were jewels.
[00:02:34]  So they punished him for speaking his mind?
[00:02:36]  Yes, they said you are a fascist.
[00:02:39]  You are an antisemite, more than that.
[00:02:42]  Did you go to jail? No, no, no, no, no.
[00:02:44]  Ah, just me. You went to the USA. Just me.
[00:02:46]  No problem. But in the USA, I understand he designed all the costumes for the Rockefeller and...
[00:02:53]  It was the J.D. Rockefeller and the Rothschild Ball.
[00:02:57]  He designed all the costumes for them, didn't he?
[00:02:59]  In France, he took this contact with the haute couture medium.
[00:03:06]  He met Coco Chanel, he met Elisashka Parelli, he worked with a model, then Amanda Lear.
[00:03:14]  After that she was a singer, but first she was a model.
[00:03:17]  How did you get Captain Fun out of the house?
[00:03:20]  Turns out he leaves for the very fun things like this.
[00:03:24]  Listen buddy, I challenge you to a draw-off.
[00:03:28]  You and me. I think you're something.
[00:03:32]  Right here, right now.
[00:03:34]  We're going to have a draw. We're going to get paper, we're going to get pencils, we're going to have a draw.
[00:03:38]  I'm not seeing anything more beautiful than my Ferrari, or my Bugatti, or my Lamborghini, or my Bentley, or my RS7 Audi, or my Audi RE. I just followed.
[00:03:48]  I don't see anything more beautiful than this.
[00:03:49]  What about my Pagani, my Koenigsegg?
[00:03:52]  Yeah, we've got gloves. Captain Fun, what do you think of the art?
[00:04:02]  That is the most famous. Everyone would know what that is.
[00:04:05]  Everyone knows what it is. These aren't for sale, are they?
[00:04:07]  No, no, no.
[00:04:09]  They're not for sale. They're 18 carats gold with diamonds and rubies and everything you see.
[00:04:16]  It's amazing. Who canceled him?
[00:04:49]  It was the Jews who didn't want him to talk anymore?
[00:04:52]  Why was he canceled?
[00:04:54]  He could not be canceled.
[00:04:56]  He just flew and found another space where he could speak.
[00:05:01]  His mind and his will.
[00:05:04]  But they tried to shut him up, right?
[00:05:05]  He tried, but...
[00:05:06]  Right.
[00:05:09]  No problem. He found who was creative enough.
[00:05:15]  Got to think outside the box.
[00:05:16]  Aikido. To defeat the matrix.
[00:05:18]  Find a new way to express yourself.
[00:05:24]  In terms of acceptance.
[00:05:31]  This is St.
[00:05:32]  George with the dragon.
[00:05:34]  Story of my life. It was made in 1977.
[00:05:39]  There's only 350 of them.
[00:05:41]  Only 350.
[00:05:42]  And it was commissioned by him. Yes, I'll buy it.
[00:05:45]  You want the support also?
[00:05:48]  Do I want the support also?
[00:05:54]  Where are you going to put the Salvador Dali thing?
[00:05:57]  New house, bookshelf, in between all my books in the new house.
[00:06:02]  He has a vision.
[00:06:04]  He has a vision and he spent $151.
[00:06:07]  Yeah. Yeah, buy it.
[00:06:08]  Let me pay for it first. I'll put it on card and my security guard will carry it.
[00:06:12]  What can you do? You need one now.
[00:06:16]  Do I get a more expensive one than him?
[00:06:17]  Do it. Do it.
[00:06:20]  Don't start with Salvador Dali flex off.
[00:06:23]  It's been a while since we've had a Salvador Dali flex off.
[00:06:26]  It's been a while. Is that even a thing?
[00:06:30]  It is now. Tristan, when you get home, we're going to have to do the Salvador Dali dance.
[00:06:35]  Look at him now discussing how to pay all this.
[00:06:38]  Everyone's confused. Like, 151 grand, why are you...
[00:06:41]  And he's sitting there like, oh yeah, what do you want?
[00:06:43]  Probably got cash in his pocket.
[00:06:46]  I'm going to make him do a Salvador Dali dance for this.
[00:06:49]  That's my retribution. Did it with the Rolls Royce.
[00:06:53]  What are you guys doing? Oh, you've never seen this before?
[00:06:56]  No. Men like you, anyone else have seen this?
[00:06:58]  A few people? Very few.
[00:07:00]  Very few. This is called the New Rolls Royce Dance.
[00:07:02]  He does it with all the other cars.
[00:07:04]  He has to do a Salvador Dali dance for the money he's just spent.
[00:07:08]  Or it won't be a take-confidential episode.
[00:07:11]  Teach him a lesson. Why are they wrapping his Salvador Dali?
[00:07:14]  He's actually buying this. I think you should show him up.
[00:07:25]  Do I show him up?
[00:07:31]  Yeah, I'll be very honest.
[00:07:32]  I'm going to break the fourth wall.
[00:07:33]  Hello, people at home. I'm strongly considering buying this piece of art I do not want for the Tate Confidential episode for the episode alone.
[00:07:40]  I'll never use it. I'll never appreciate it.
[00:07:42]  I'll probably lose it, but I'm thinking of doing it just to make a good episode of Tristan bought Salvador Dali, and then I came along and bought more Salvador Dali, and we're Salvador Dali superfans, Salvador Dali flex off.
[00:07:51]  I'm considering it.
[00:07:54]  Back in character. You won't f***ing buy it!
[00:07:58]  I don't think it's possible.
[00:08:14]  You don't take tips? I don't dare take you so much money.
[00:08:18]  Please, please, please, we appreciate the tour.
[00:08:19]  Come on! I appreciate it.
[00:08:20]  Well, I'll leave it here and stay there forever if you don't take it.
[00:08:23]  I did it with my colleagues.
[00:08:25]  Thank you very much!
[00:08:28]  It's most generous of you!
[00:08:30]  Thank you! No problem, you did a very in-depth thorn.
[00:08:33]  You really know your stuff. Smart people are doing your work.
[00:08:36]  I told Emilia that she's a really good guy.
[00:08:40]  Thank you! We're very glad that you really enjoyed it.
[00:08:45]  I don't know what to say!
[00:08:47]  Thank you! She doesn't have words anymore.
[00:08:48]  Thank you very much for the talk.
[00:08:50]  We appreciate it. We enjoyed it very much.
[00:08:52]  Oh yeah! Thank you!
[00:08:56]  Thank you.
[00:08:58]  How heavy is it?
[00:09:00]  Easy with that.
[00:09:02]  I'm strong.
[00:09:04]  Do you need any help?
[00:09:07]  No, perfectly fine.
[00:09:08]  Thank you very much. Sorry for the left hand.
[00:09:10]  Don't worry. Don't worry.
[00:09:11]  It was a pleasure.
[00:09:12]  Yeah? You know what?
[00:09:14]  Left hand handshakes used to be the sign of Soviet spies.
[00:09:16]  Yeah, I know.
[00:09:17]  So, bad luck. I don't like to shake your hand.
[00:09:19]  Andrew, please, please.
[00:09:22]  One photo altogether.
[00:09:23]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:09:25]  Please, please. I'm a little sweaty.
[00:09:27]  I love you so much, Andrew.
[00:09:30]  I love you so much, Andrew.
[00:09:31]  A few moments later.
[00:09:33]  What are you wearing?
[00:09:56]  What do you mean?
[00:09:59]  Do you think you're Salvador Dali?
[00:10:01]  You're not Salvador Dali.
[00:10:03]  I'm not. As a serious art collector, I decided to ditch my conventional style and spice things up a little bit.
[00:10:10]  You know? You get one piece of art and now you think you're some big shot art collector.
[00:10:17]  Think I'm a big shot art collector!
[00:10:19]  That cost me $35,000.
[00:10:21]  Do you have $35,000 worth of art, Bailey?
[00:10:24]  I am the artist. I'm going to take my new hobby seriously.
[00:10:27]  I'm not here to be a fucking laughing stock for the likes of you.
[00:10:30]  I am the artist, Tee.
[00:10:32]  Listen, Bailey, I'm going to count to three, and you better apologize.
[00:10:37]  Un? Deux?
[00:10:39]  I refuse. You know what?
[00:10:41]  I have an idea. Andrew challenged me to a draw-off.
[00:10:45]  He and I Can have art draw off, and whoever's art is worthy enough can go into your collection.
[00:10:51]  How does that sound? Well, as a serious collector of art, as you can tell from the way I'm dressed, I feel like I'm the only person qualified to referee this competition.
[00:10:59]  Let's go. Let's go!
[00:11:01]  Let me see what I got. Tristan now thinks he's some big shot art collector, okay?
[00:11:09]  So, I know you and I had our little beef moment where we said we were going to have a draw off, so I think now is the perfect time.
[00:11:16]  I challenge you to a draw off, and whoever is his best, he is going to put in his acclaimed art collection.
[00:11:22]  So, you're going down.
[00:11:24]  If I were to punch you as hard as I could.
[00:11:31]  My shoulder wouldn't work and I couldn't draw.
[00:11:32]  I would snap your sternum.
[00:11:34]  I don't even know what surgery that would require to fix.
[00:11:38]  I'm not disagreeing.
[00:11:40]  I want you to know that before we begin this fucking draw.
[00:11:44]  I ain't scared of you.
[00:11:48]  Let's go, pussy. Let's go.
[00:11:51]  Alright, Tristan. T, let's do this.
[00:11:58]  I hear you are in need of my Is this because of that ugly statue you bought?
[00:12:06]  I'm a serious art collector.
[00:12:08]  And I'm embracing my hobby by changing my style slightly.
[00:12:12]  Is this because I buy too many cars and you're just wasting money now to try and get me back?
[00:12:16]  I don't know what you are talking about.
[00:12:19]  Alright, this is already getting out of control.
[00:12:21]  So, let's just do this draw off.
[00:12:23]  Let's get this over with.
[00:12:25]  If Bailey beats me, I'll snap his sternum and I'll go back to work.
[00:12:29]  Well, as the most qualified man in the house, I'm the ref.
[00:12:34]  I'm gonna tell you two what to draw on the count of trois.
[00:12:40]  And you go for it. Okay?
[00:12:41]  Pens and paper at Zeretti.
[00:12:43]  On guard. Alright Alex, take the camera.
[00:12:46]  Take the camera. Nigel.
[00:12:50]  I'm gonna sit over there. Of course.
[00:12:51]  I'm going to stand here as the independent adjudicator.
[00:12:54]  I've got to scoot that one. I've got to take a seat at it.
[00:13:00]  Of all the things I could be doing with my time, which is extremely valuable by the way,
[00:13:06]  Sorry, what time?
[00:13:08]  I know one of the K watches is pocket watches only.
[00:13:11]  Where the fuck did you get a pocket watch?
[00:13:13]  I've always had a pocket watch.
[00:13:17]  I'm not even going to ask questions.
[00:13:20]  At Zerate, you will have 60 seconds to draw one another.
[00:13:26]  No!
[00:13:27]  Bailey, you draw Andrew.
[00:13:29]  Andrew, you draw Bailey.
[00:13:32]  On the count of trois.
[00:13:34]  Oh!
[00:13:35]  I've seen it!
[00:13:38]  I've seen it!
[00:13:39]  I'm so scared!
[00:13:40]  I've seen it!
[00:13:41]  This is scary!
[00:13:42]  I've seen it!
[00:13:43]  This is so scary!
[00:13:44]  Trois!
[00:13:45]  Alright, alright.
[00:13:46]  How long do we have?
[00:13:47]  60 seconds.
[00:13:50]  Oh, shit!
[00:13:51]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:13:52]  Oh, shit!
[00:13:53]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:13:54]  Oh, shit!
[00:13:55]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:13:56]  Oh, shit!
[00:13:57]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:13:58]  Oh, shit!
[00:13:59]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:00]  Oh, shit!
[00:14:01]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:01]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:02]  Oh, shit!
[00:14:03]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:04]  Oh, shit!
[00:14:05]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:06]  Oh, shit!
[00:14:07]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:08]  Oh, shit!
[00:14:09]  It has been 15 seconds.
[00:14:11]  Shit. Shit's right.
[00:14:14]  It has been 30 seconds.
[00:14:17]  You have 15 seconds remaining.
[00:14:37]  I'm going to start.
[00:14:44]  Are you ready?
[00:14:51]  Let's see. It's you in jail.
[00:14:54]  Let's see. It's Andrew in jail.
[00:14:58]  In mid defeat. Andrew, can you show your art You win.
[00:15:14]  Tiny neck. Tiny neck and a Bible and skinny legs.
[00:15:20]  Let me see.
[00:15:21]  I admit defeat. That's so accurate.
[00:15:23]  I declare the winner!
[00:15:37]  Of this draw-off.

=== Build Different! (00:14) ===

[00:15:40]  Monsieur, and you take it.
[00:15:43]  I was gonna break your fucking stereotype!
[00:15:46]  You are lucky you lost this competition, so then at the fucking end you, you pencil-neck fuck!
[00:15:50]  Build different! Never lost a fucking game!
[00:15:53]  Never lost a game!