Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Endless Strikes | Tate Confidential Ep 236
Aired: 2024-06-15
Duration: 14:17


=== Murderous Plans Revealed (02:44) ===

[00:00:00]  Are you doing what I think you're doing?
[00:00:11]  Thank you.
[00:00:13]  I'm eating Hello Kitty cereal.
[00:00:16]  Hello Kitty cereal?
[00:00:18]  You know, I've been thinking because there's so many full grown men in this house.
[00:00:22]  How would I murder you all?
[00:00:24]  Because if you all attacked me at once, it'd be extremely difficult.
[00:00:27]  And if one of you found the first body, you'd realize something's afoot.
[00:00:30]  So I'm thinking, during the day in the garden when everyone's outside, perhaps I could lock the doors and wait for you to come in one by one to take a piss and then murder you.
[00:00:40]  You know? If I get you one by one because you're unsuspecting and my knife is large, I have a pretty good chance of getting a quick kill.
[00:00:47]  My concern is you finding out what I'm doing before I've managed to kill all of you.
[00:00:51]  Who's your mate?
[00:00:55]  Is it good at least?
[00:01:05]  Fucking bet.
[00:01:08]  Tee, I know you want Hello Kitty cereal.
[00:01:12]  Admit it. You definitely want some.
[00:01:14]  Baby, I would starve to death before I ate Hello Kitty cereal.
[00:01:19]  I would eat G, my dog, before I turned to Hello Kitty cereal.
[00:01:23]  No fucking way in hell will you ever catch me dead or alive eating Hello Kitty cereal
[00:01:50]  All right, I'm eating some of the jalapeño that's actually banging, but I got a serious question
[00:01:54]  We're in Romania. Where on earth did you get Hello Kitty cereal in Romania?
[00:02:00]  I think you'd trust me the most.
[00:02:02]  Even if I was covered in blood holding a knife.
[00:02:04]  You'd be like, well...
[00:02:05]  Hey, Andrew, you're having a little accident?
[00:02:07]  Do you want to read the Bible? I think he'd be the most trusting, and therefore the easiest to kill.
[00:02:11]  Sure. Who'd be the most paranoid?
[00:02:14]  Maybe Tristan. Yeah, I'd be super paranoid.
[00:02:16]  He'd be like, hmm, I know you're my brother, but something isn't right here.
[00:02:20]  You, I'd just say, oh, sorry, Bailey.
[00:02:21]  I must have cut my finger.
[00:02:23]  Let's read the Bible together.
[00:02:25]  Just look down at the book exposing the back of your neck.
[00:02:31]  I just wanted to know where you got the Hello Kitty cereal.
[00:02:34]  I don't know why we're going down this train of thought right now.
[00:02:38]  I'll take the camera at the end and film my own episode with all the dead bodies and blood everywhere.
[00:02:43]  I'm bloated for the suicide, yeah.

=== Let's Do It (11:16) ===

[00:02:44]  Just me. How do you use the camera?
[00:02:48]  Don't worry about it.
[00:02:50]  8.01 PM. Ready?
[00:03:00]  Oh! Bowling?
[00:03:04]  Yeah, put the bowling alley. Let's go bowling.
[00:03:06]  That's when you go fucking bowling.
[00:03:08]  I take bowling very seriously, and we're going bowling.
[00:03:11]  Get in the fucking cars. Why are you in a suit?
[00:03:13]  My bowling suit.
[00:03:14]  You don't have a bowling suit.
[00:03:16]  I have owned this suit for three years, and when I got it tailored at my Savile Row tailor, I said to you, this suit is specifically for...
[00:03:24]  You never said any of this.
[00:03:26]  This is all made up. Everything about this is imaginary.
[00:03:29]  I said, I'm ordering this suit for bowling.
[00:03:34]  Three years ago. Yeah, and everyone knows that $13,000 alligator skin boots are the original bowling shoes if you can afford them.
[00:03:40]  People just wear the weird colored ones because they're broke.
[00:03:43]  But why did it take you three years for us to go bowling if any of this story is true?
[00:03:47]  No, I go bowling all the time.
[00:03:50]  This is the first time I go bowling with you.
[00:03:51]  I personally bowl every night.
[00:03:55]  I don't have a suit, so I can't come.
[00:03:58]  You've got a bowling suit, bro.
[00:04:00]  I'm not wearing a fucking suit to go bowling.
[00:04:03]  Well, I'm not going bowling unless you wear a suit with me.
[00:04:06]  I refuse to look like the only professional in a realm of amateurs.
[00:04:10]  So you either step up to the fucking plate and get this ball rolling or you bitch out.
[00:04:17]  Nice. Nice. No.
[00:04:25]  No! This is not nice.
[00:04:30]  Nice.
[00:04:35]  Come on losers, time to lose.
[00:04:53]  I'm the best at this game.
[00:04:55]  At pool?
[00:04:57]  Yeah. Alright, we'll play pool.
[00:04:59]  Who's the best? Me.
[00:05:01]  How the fuck are you going to challenge Nigel when you're dressed in a leather jacket and jeans?
[00:05:05]  Look at this man. You can't beat this man dressed like that.
[00:05:09]  I'm getting my money on Alex.
[00:05:11]  I came to play Bali.
[00:05:13]  Bali. Your bet?
[00:05:16]  100 euros. I know. Let's go Alex.
[00:05:20]  Not being a little bit. He's scared to beg.
[00:05:24]  He's scared. At my university, because I am from Texas, I took a bowling class.
[00:05:37]  So you are going down.
[00:05:39]  I don't think you realize.
[00:05:40]  I'm as American as they come.
[00:05:42]  Bowling class. You're not ready.
[00:05:46]  Why do you always manage to surprise me with something new each day about what a dork you are?
[00:05:51]  Here you go, mate. They sell booze.
[00:05:52]  We're driving. Nice.
[00:05:55]  Max Fun Cocktail.
[00:05:56]  Give me ten of these. Ten.
[00:05:58]  Max Fun Cocktail. That's what we're drinking. Max of them fun.
[00:06:01]  I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and
[00:06:26]  forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life.
[00:06:26]  Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. You got a lot to be smiling for.
[00:06:26]  So what the fuck you did?
[00:06:30]  That's not, that's not, that's not a thing.
[00:06:35]  Now, we can bowl.
[00:06:38]  What can I say? What can I say?
[00:07:02]  What can I say? You're going down!
[00:07:06]  You're not ready!
[00:07:12]  I'm not ready to go to bowling school.
[00:07:15]  Look at these children's balls.
[00:07:19]  I can't play with children's balls so I don't work for the BBC. Nice.
[00:07:32]  I have big hands. I have skin on the neck like baby.
[00:07:35]  Things don't fit in the fucking ball.
[00:07:36]  Yeah, I hate games where my physical power doesn't help me.
[00:07:39]  So I'm feeling I'm just going to send it as fast as I can now we are.
[00:07:42]  We're physical power men.
[00:07:44]  We just go as hard as possible and we win.
[00:07:46]  This is all game. I told you I would win.
[00:07:50]  But you have a skinny neck for everyone I am.
[00:07:55]  It was too strong.
[00:08:00]  It was too much power. I told you what would happen.
[00:08:14]  I told you.
[00:08:16]  I went to bowling class.
[00:08:19]  I had a class in college dedicated to this game.
[00:08:24]  You don't stand a chance.
[00:08:26]  It's a wrap.
[00:08:28]  It's a wrap. Game over.
[00:08:33]  No way. No way!
[00:08:39]  Right here, buddy. More here, buddy.
[00:08:42]  The more crooked the vision, the straighter the throw.
[00:08:44]  Exactly. If you keep throwing off, if you make your vision crooked, it's straight and draining.
[00:08:51]  Science.
[00:08:52]  It is science.
[00:08:53]  Max power is the only way to do anything.
[00:09:04]  Thank you.
[00:09:05]  Bye!
[00:09:05]  Okay.
[00:09:06]  The tie's off, the jacket's off.
[00:09:09]  I'm feeling I'm in trouble.
[00:09:10]  I'm just saying. If your girl isn't happy with your sexual art, fuck!
[00:09:15]  There's no way you're not!
[00:09:17]  I found PlayStation Rudeau.
[00:09:22]  We can throw this bowling shit away.
[00:09:24]  And that's what I'm gonna do.
[00:09:26]  No way.
[00:09:29]  We'll pay the price.
[00:09:31]  I have never lost a game.
[00:09:36]  Five, six, seven.
[00:09:38]  Seven hundred leg. Come on, Bailey!
[00:09:43]  Bring it home! I'm taking your money, Alex.
[00:09:47]  Poor Tristan. Alex loses his money.
[00:09:49]  I just want you to win so Alex loses his money.
[00:09:51]  All right, Bailey.
[00:09:57]  If I do this, we beat Alex and we take all of the money in his wallet.
[00:10:00]  Let's do it. I need one thing.
[00:10:06]  That's my guy. You know, Bailey, sometimes I can't explain why I'm friends with you.
[00:10:11]  Come on baby.
[00:10:13]  You got it baby.
[00:10:15]  Watch it!
[00:10:21]  Nice! Nice!
[00:10:23]  It's enough. It's enough. It's enough.
[00:10:25]  It's enough. It's enough.
[00:10:26]  Don't worry, the last goes where it counts, though.
[00:10:28]  Envision.
[00:10:36]  Believe.
[00:10:38]  Manifest. You're going down, Alex.
[00:10:53]  You're going down!
[00:10:55]  We're taking all the money out of your wallet.
[00:10:58]  Let's go!
[00:11:02]  So you knock down all the pins and you get another turn because it's the last go, yeah.
[00:11:06]  I feel great.
[00:11:08]  Let's go. Strike me!
[00:11:15]  Yes! Let's go, Alex!
[00:11:18]  Let's go! Let's go!
[00:11:23]  Give me your money, Alex.
[00:11:25]  Give me your money. Who do you think you are?
[00:11:28]  Who do you think you are?
[00:11:30]  I am! A strike to claim it.
[00:11:36]  A strike to claim it, and he got it!
[00:11:39]  God damn it, Jeff!
[00:11:41]  Who do you think you are? I am!
[00:11:43]  You understand, I'm not gambling the benefits.
[00:11:45]  He's already in debt to me on $6,000.
[00:11:47]  For losing it to Coker, losing it to me.
[00:11:49]  All the money in his wallet.
[00:11:51]  Today, I'm going to take him back to the bank.
[00:11:53]  in his wallet.
[00:11:54]  Oh Guys! Guys, it's time!
[00:12:02]  Andrew you gotta support Alex.
[00:12:04]  A double strike win!
[00:12:06]  Don't let it go to your side!
[00:12:08]  Alright, alright.
[00:12:10]  Oh, there's no way.
[00:12:12]  Okay, that's it. We'll see the score in a minute.
[00:12:13]  Alex, it's not done until you believe it's done.
[00:12:19]  Oh, wait, wait!
[00:12:27]  He's still in it! He's still in it!
[00:12:29]  One more down, one more down.
[00:12:31]  Strike on six, on six.
[00:12:33]  Let's go.
[00:12:35]  He's still alive.
[00:12:37]  he's still alive why?
[00:12:43]  he's not dead!
[00:12:45]  he's not dead!
[00:12:47]  everybody get inside get inside
[00:12:51]  what?
[00:12:53]  That's it! Give me the damn fucking money!
[00:12:55]  All the money!
[00:12:57]  All the money, Alex!
[00:13:14]  I thought you quit gambling!
[00:13:16]  Mmm! Bayley!
[00:13:19]  Bayley! Gone!
[00:13:23]  You know, Bayley, Bayley, happiness for you!
[00:13:24]  Oh, thank you! Thank you!
[00:13:26]  Happiness for you! You deserve it, bro!
[00:13:28]  Drinks on me! Drinks on me!
[00:13:30]  Let's go! True going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
[00:13:34]  Correct! Correct!
[00:13:36]  Okay, no fat in this conversation.
[00:13:38]  Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
[00:13:43]  And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
[00:13:45]  As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
[00:13:49]  The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
[00:13:54]  What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
[00:13:58]  So you're saying college is a waste of time?

=== College Debt Desperation (00:16) ===

[00:14:00]  Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
[00:14:05]  That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
[00:14:12]  I will teach you how to make money online.
[00:14:14]  You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.