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June 5, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 55 - PLASTIC BALLS
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Because this episode...
Is all about health. Is all about health, and I've come here to get you afraid of something you didn't know you were afraid of.
Me? I'm not afraid of anything.
I'm a fucking tough guy, in case you didn't remember.
You're made of plastic, mate. I'm not made of plastic.
Why? I wouldn't. I can't be made of plastic.
I'm in plastic and you're a fucking faggot.
I'm a plastic faggot.
Correct! So we're gonna talk about that on today's emergency meeting.
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Stop here, Brokey, watch your emergency meetings, and hopefully you can do something about the fact you have plastic faggot balls, which we're going to talk about on this show.
I thought we were going to do a serious emergency meeting.
This is a very serious emergency meeting, mate. You said Tristan is going to be a serious emergency meeting, and I came here with serious intentions.
What were your serious intentions?
To talk about the health of young men globally?
You're all plastic faggots.
I'm going to talk about that right now.
Right, so you may not know this, Tristan, but I've got some facts and figures for you because I'm a well-prepared producer.
Shellfish contain microplastics.
Up to 10 microplastics per gram.
Shellfish filter large volumes of water for feeding, accumulating microplastics present in their environment.
Saltwater fish up to 2.9 microplastics per gram because larger predatory fish ingest smaller fish and organisms that have consumed microplastics, leading to accumulation in their bodies.
Sea salt! has up to 1,674 microplastics per kilogram derived from evaporated seawater, which often contains microplastics from polluted oceans.
Bottled water has up to 325 microplastics per liter because of the plastic packaging process and the bottling process.
Beer, honey, tea, fresh water fish, processed fish products, chicken, milk, soft drinks, processed foods, tap water, rice, vegetables, fruits, You name it.
Meat, ice cream, yogurt.
It all contains microplastics.
And those microplastics can be found inside of you, which is why you're a plastic faggot.
No, I don't have any microplastics in me.
You do. You must eat one of those things.
No, I don't. Okay.
I don't. I don't know what your plan is here, but my plan is here to show you that you're made of plastic.
I'm not made of plastic. So that you get...
Scared and afraid. You're made of plastic.
So let's start with...
Let me show you something that's gonna make you terrified.
Tell me if this scares you.
I'm not scared of fucking plastic!
I just told you there's microplastic in everything.
You don't care? No one cares.
No, I don't care. Why not?
Should I care? Well, yeah, that's a very good question.
Is microplastic bad for us?
Because macroplastics I'd be scared of.
Someone made a plastic sword, for example, and stabbed me through the chest.
Nice. That'd be quite scary to have macroplastics inside of you.
Microplastics don't intimidate me.
Cool, thank you. Open it up.
What'd you say contains microplastics?
Beer. Thank you.
So what are you trying to prove?
That you're not scared of plastic by getting as much plastic as possible?
No, I'm immune. That's your plan.
But that's from a glass bottle.
You wouldn't dare get it from a plastic bottle.
Would I drink beer from a plastic bottle?
I bet you wouldn't. Doesn't matter who I am.
What matters is our plan. So look at this.
I don't care. No, no, Tristan, this is, I want, I want your reaction, your honest reaction for everyone at home.
Give your honest reaction.
Now you know that you're full of plastic.
Here, I'm going to show you an advert and you're going to give me your honest reaction.
Don't hide your fear.
It would take you approximately one week to eat this credit card.
Plastic ingestion by humans could equate to eating a credit card a week by the WWF. What do you have to say about this extremely scary and dangerous revelation?
As a man with no banks who isn't allowed to be a member of any financial institution, I'm glad to have at least one credit card with me per week.
Nice. Fair.
In fact, if I use my mental Aikido, which you're probably unfamiliar with, I don't move my hands, I use my brain to raise my body temperature.
Hear me out. Now there's iron and metals in my body, you understand.
What I can do is I can formulate the plastics into a debit card with a metal chip.
There's silicone in my body, we agree.
And then what I can do is I can use my hand to pay for things.
Beep! Unlimited money.
The secret to infinite wealth is ingesting plastics.
Fine. Why wouldn't that work?
Tell me why that won't work.
Microplastics found in human remains for the first time showing the impact of pollution.
What do you have to say about this? Are you concerned?
I have no plastics in my system.
I've been trying to accumulate plastics for infinite money Aikido, but I can't.
As long as I still have to pay for things with money out of banks, I'm not plastic enough.
We're going to go through a few more examples of the plastic inside of people, and then we're going to talk about the possible solutions for the plastic problem.
Well, I'm the one who has to come up with the solutions because I'm the least plastic man on Earth.
There's no plastic in me.
Microplastics found in human blood for the first time, the discovery shows that particles can travel around the body and may lodge in your organs.
How do you feel about the fact that your organs are full of microplastics?
Mine aren't. Are you sure about that?
Very. I smoke them out.
The heat from the cigar smoke melts them.
You know what's crazy?
I 100% believe that. Thank you.
I 100% believe that if I smoke enough cigars, I can't have plastic in my lungs.
Well, let me ask you a question.
If you had plastic here...
One second, I'm chimney mode.
Great. Melt those plastics.
Now, this isn't a trick question, Andrew.
This is actually a logic loop I want you to follow, okay?
If I wanted to destroy plastic, I would need what?
Heat. Heat. And heat comes from...
What's the oldest way of making heat?
Fire. Fire, okay.
So there are microplastics in my blood.
Yeah. I can cure microplastics with...
Fire blood. Fire blood!
Exactly! If I ingest enough fire blood, in fact, I have a scientific demonstration for you.
These, as we know, are plastic balls.
So I hear a lot about plastic being in people's balls, and everyone knows that there's plastic in people's balls, apparently, nowadays, and it's a load of horseshit, and there's plastic in people's balls, but I'm gonna demonstrate to you the power of fire blood.
Ready? I put one plastic ball into the fireblood.
Two plastic balls into the fireblood.
And with no sleight of hand tricks, I take out two metal spoons.
The plastic has been forged into solid steel with the power of what's in this jar.
You know what I'm saying?
So you're saying by eating fire blood, plastic...
Plastic can't get in your body.
It tastes bad when you drink it.
If you eat it, it's very good.
Now I have to try this.
Is it that bad? I mean, we all know Fireblood tastes disgusting.
I've never had it dry. Bro, avoid at all costs.
Don't drink straight away.
Suffer through the pain. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you cure plastic.
Have you played the disclaimer?
No. I want the disclaimer up before I start talking about medical science.
Okay. I'm not a...
One second.
I'm not a well-respected, renowned physician like Dr.
Fauci. I'm just a guy.
The content presented in this program is a lie, and the mainstream media always tells the truth.
COVID was true, and you should be a vegan, and everything Andrew says isn't real.
Do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and everything.
Sorry, and he really loves President Biden and Greta Thunberg.
Please don't take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
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So did you know, and I didn't know this, I was completely unaware.
So for many years, I assumed, especially because me and you actually used to work in this field, we used to make television commercials, remember?
And in television commercials, there was a process called the clear cast process.
And in the clear cast process, what you had to do was you had to substantiate every claim.
So if you said, this water is fizzy, you'd have to prove that before putting it on the advert because you're not allowed to false advertise.
But did you know that if you're just some crook, Who wants people to take a certain supplement, drug, or pharmaceutical that you can make wild claims no matter what you like and say anything that you want and be completely free from prosecution?
Now I know what you're saying, Tristan, that can't be the law.
No, it might not be the law, but that's certainly the way things work.
So I am going to say right now, 100% cure for COVID and microplastics is the fire blood supplement.
Now you think, oh Tristan, you can't say that.
We'll get in trouble. No!
Don't you remember, hey, this poisonous vaccination stops transmission.
This poisonous vaccination stops you from getting COVID. Do you remember that?
They said all those things all across the world.
Who's been prosecuted? Who went to jail?
So if this fire blood, for example, didn't provide excellent nutritional health and instead gave you mitocarditis and killed you...
Nice. I could still say whatever I like, and although 22 million people may die from eating the Fireblood, I'd be free from prosecution because that's the way things work.
I don't know if you're aware of that, but I'm just, I'm just, I'm a businessman.
I'm thinking on my feet. I'm seeking patterns.
So you're saying I can state here that Fireblood Removes all plastics from your organs, from your balls, and from your bloodstream, because it makes your blood turn into actual fire that melts all plastic, available at topg.com, backed by all medical science, and they can't sue us.
Well, yeah, because if they question the science, they're conspiracy theorists, because it also stops you getting AIDS. Nice.
And it makes your Johnson long.
If your girl's cheating on you, it's because you haven't had your fireblood.
That's why she's cheating.
Scientifically proven to stop that bitch from spreading her legs.
Fire blood. Right.
Anyway, did you know that...
I want to go back to this, Tristan, because actually, this is going to come to an important conundrum.
Okay. Before we get sued and go to jail for making false medical claims, because I think that doesn't work for me.
If my name were, for example, Fantony Alchi, and I was a little rat, I could say those things.
But I don't think I'm allowed, because I go to jail for saying things.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Nice. Nice. Right.
So... Every scoop of fire blood lengthens your lifespan by 10 years.
Agreed. Which country do you think?
Why am I even asking you? You can already see the answer.
Here. The Philippines put the most plastics in the ocean.
Okay. Then India, then Malaysia, then China.
Okay. Brazil, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Where's America? Is America even there?
I think it's in rest of the world.
Wait, so let me understand this.
So the Philippines, the fishing nation that dumps all its nets in the ocean, obviously puts the most plastic in the ocean.
Can I just ask a question? So the Philippines and China and India and all these countries, those are the ones that Greta Thunberg and her mates and all the Hollywood celebrities complain about and go to?
Yeah, and protest? Why doesn't she protest in the Philippines?
Is it because she'll end up fucking dead?
Well, what do you mean? All the Hollywood elite, they don't just virtue signal at the Oscars, they go to China and stand up to the CCP about their pollution, don't they?
I bet they don't.
They don't? Because I don't know what celebrities do, but I assume if you're trying to fight plastics and you're trying to fight pollution, that's the first place you'd go.
India, China, you're telling me all these celebrities aren't there?
No, they're actually in the countries that put the least pollution in the world because it's the only places that they're allowed to run their mouths without facing hard jail time.
Well, I don't believe you.
You're telling me that celebrities are disingenuous.
You're telling me that when people get to a certain level of fame, money is offered to garner certain talking points, and if you don't take the money, you end up in jail?
You, my friend, are a wild conspiracy theorist.
How long? Let's actually be realistic.
What do you think would actually happen if Greta tried to protest in China, actually?
They wouldn't kill her.
They'd arrest her, and then, like, Sweden would say, give us Greta back, and then what would the Chinese say?
I think they'd send Bonebender Ding.
Okay, what would Bonebender Ding do?
I think Bonebender Ding would execute her.
At least, karate chop!
Karate is Japanese. I don't think they'd execute Greta.
But what would they actually do if people were trying to protest in China against their pollution?
I'm curious what they'd actually do.
I think that they should protest against the pollution because I'm the mainstream media now.
By the way, if you're wondering why does Tristan have an old-fashioned mustache and an old-fashioned top hat on when he's portraying the mainstream media, it's because the mainstream media is old and out of fashion and no one thinks it's cool anymore apart from them.
So when you see me rocking this look, It's because I'm the mainstream media.
Well, Grant Thunberg is an extremely well respected science professional.
And I think the Chinese can see that.
Is this why they get away with all the shit they get away with in the world nowadays?
Because all the men are walking around with little mincy faggot balls?
Little girl balls? Little plastic balls, yeah, because I don't have any plastic in my balls.
My balls are made of meat and procreation juice.
And I pump out children all day using my big manly balls.
There's a genuine mustache, by the way.
That's what my balls do.
Create new humans.
I think with my balls.
Yeah. In my recent Tate speech, I was talking about, if you haven't seen it, how data is for midwits and data is all a scam.
You shouldn't listen to data anymore.
And a girl watched it and she thought I was very funny.
And then she messaged me and goes, but what if you actually need to think about a subject and you're not sure?
And I said, the reason you're asking me that question is because you think with your brain.
You have to sit there with your brain and think properly.
Hmm. Is it X or is it Y? Is it left or is it right?
Is it up or is it down? You think with your brain.
I don't think with my brain. I think with my fucking balls.
I think with my balls, my big weaponly hands.
And I feel it deep inside of my massive ball sack.
And I know the answer instantly for everything because my balls tell me what to do.
You wouldn't possibly get it, female.
I've read that before. You think with your dick and not your man.
Correct! Let me tell you something.
My dick's thinking has got me to billionaire status.
Where are you? That's right.
You little brain thinker.
Making the fucking sandwiches.
Fucking washing cars.
Broke. Can't pay your rent.
No kids. No women.
Two plus two is four. Is it fuck?
Loser. Right, so here's some of the things you can do besides fireblood to prevent yourself from being full of microplastics.
Because fireblood is obviously a conspiracy theory.
The mainstream media know that it does nothing.
So what I decided to do, Tristan, when I realized that there's microplastics once again in everything.
There's microplastics in shellfish, saltwater fish, sea salt, bottled water, beer, honey, tea, freshwater fish, processed fish products, chicken, milk, Soft drinks, processed foods of all kinds, tap water, rice, vegetables, fruits, meat, ice cream, yogurt, it goes on and on.
That's my new shopping list.
So I thought, who will know how to fix this?
And obviously there's some easy answers, like for meat you can buy the organic or free-range meat.
Choose meat from organic and free-range farms so the animals are less likely to be eating plastic.
You know, it's a pretty gangster chicken.
Imagine being born. I'm a chicken.
I'm born and I look around and realize I'm going to get assassinated in about two weeks.
So I'm like, they're going to kill me for food along with everyone else here.
And I'm stuck in a cage. I can't even spread my wings.
To get them back, I'm going to eat as much plastic as I can so that when they ingest me, their balls are plasticky.
I actually have a lot of respect for those chickens.
The chicken's revenge.
Nice. The poultry strikes back.
So I asked... I'm getting a lot of compliments on this look, by the way.
I think I should grow the mustache out.
I asked the AI machine, the computer mind.
I thought, well, let's go to the AI and see what the AI says we should do about this.
Oh, the one who says the founding fathers are black.
Correct. Oh, yeah. Nice.
I went to the AI and I said, AI, everything's got plastic in it and is bad for us.
What should I do? And it gave me a solution, which I guess would solve the problem.
Kill yourself? But...
Almost. But it would make another problem.
It said that there's a lot less plastics in plant-based products, so become a vegan and reduce my dependency on meat.
The problem with that is I would no longer have plastic balls, correct, but I don't know if I'd have any balls at all.
You'd have no balls. You can't have balls made of fucking kale.
That's like, like you just said, killing yourself to solve a problem.
Andrew, the car won't start.
Well, I won't need my car to start if I kill myself.
Yeah. Andrew, they're going to try and put you in jail.
It doesn't matter what court case I have if I kill myself.
Now we're talking. Andrew!
The mainstream media can get behind this.
There's plastics in the food that I won't need to eat ever again if I kill myself.
Well, don't eat any food.
Don't eat any good food.
All the good food has plastics in it.
That's funny. It is actually pretty good, though, that we drink our water from cans.
Because we drink a lot of water every day, and it's always from cans.
It's actually very good that we constantly drink from these cans of water, and we don't drink from...
What'd you say?
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Let's have a nice little refreshing drink.
The only way out is through.
If I consume all the plastics, I'll become Plastic Man.
Nice. I'm sorry about this.
Okay, wait. So they put me in jail.
Plastic Man's in jail, ready?
I've consumed all the microplastics before they sentence me on some bullshit false accusation nonsense.
I find myself in jail again, or for whatever tax evasion they decide to put me in jail for.
I concentrate my brain and melt down into a liquid form.
And I slide under the door before re-plastifying on the other side and fighting the guards with my plastic Aikido.
Okay, none of this is real.
That's real! I'm starting to wonder if...
This whole bullshit about plastics now is just part of their big climate agenda scam shit.
You're saying that no one cares about the climate and they're just trying to scam us every single turn.
You, my friend, are fucking crazy!
For anyone at home watching why they pushed a climate change scam, to make it very clear to you that all governments- SCAM?! All governments have ever wanted since the dawn of human time is control.
So now they're going to come along and say that the sun is too hot and we're all going to die unless we give them more control.
So they can tell us all what to do while they don't do it themselves.
Fly around on private jets while we're stuck in 15 minute cities.
Smart. Eating the bugs.
Scared of plastics that might be in any kind of food that's remotely real.
No one's that stupid. It seems they are.
Really? Yeah, because here we have a scary video which shows you that the earth is going to end and it has nothing to do with another Hollywood video which was produced and released on mainstream cinema only a few years ago.
Al Gore's 2006 documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, makes the same point with actual video of Eichelt's calving.
Which shots have more impact?
And if you were flying over it in a helicopter, you'd see it's 700 feet tall.
They are so majestic.
Wait a minute! That shot looks just like the one in the opening credits of the day after tomorrow.
Yeah, that's our shot.
That's a fully computer-generated shot.
There's nothing real in there.
Audiences expect Hollywood to twist fact into fiction.
But Gore's documentary does the opposite, using a fake shot to make a real point that ice shelves are disappearing and vanishing ice means global warming.
There was one hell of a shot.
I think it's great that he used it.
It seems the decision for now is left to the audience.
Can the same created...
So basically it's all made up bullshit.
Well, she cared about the future so much.
Why is she so fucking fat?
She's probably dead by now. Fat bitch.
She's full of microplastics. Plastic fat bitch.
You know, I can see the future with everything.
I've always seen the future. I've, I've, I've literally, our brand is built on perfect future telling.
We saw that the vaccine was bullshit.
We saw that COVID was bullshit.
I see this climate change thing is all bullshit.
We saw the election was going to be rigged.
The vax. We saw the vax.
I even said Star Wars.
And Doctor Who was bullshit.
And three seconds later, they're fucking gay.
I remember when I did a big thread.
If you're not an OG follower, you don't know.
But if you've been following me for a while, I did a huge thread taking down Star Wars.
I would argue I, as one individual, have done more damage to the entire Star Wars franchise than any other man on the planet.
I don't know. Disney are now doing a lot of damage.
And now, Star Wars has just become super fucking...
As if it wasn't gay already.
They've made it super ultra gay.
So all those Star Wars nerds are gonna what?
Defend it still against you?
Sit on dildos again?
Again. I mean, they're probably doing that already.
True. Star Wars was always stupid.
True. I've never seen a Star Wars movie ever.
I don't need to. It's shit.
I can guess the plot.
The Rebels are a bunch of fucking losers.
Darth Vader is a G who can do whatever he wants.
He has a sword. And the Rebels somehow fight Darth Vader and win.
Is that... It takes three hours of my time to sit there?
I don't know the answer to the question.
I'm guessing that's what happens.
Because I've also never seen Star Wars.
The fifth Sith of the Jedi!
The new one looks so fucking good.
Because this is, I would say, arguably the gayest Star Wars by a considerable margin.
And, uh... Are you excited about that?
Are you bracing yourself?
It's pretty gay, let's be honest.
Leslie, are you...
How do you feel? Am I gay?
Yes. No, I know you are gay, but I'm asking, are you excited about putting this...
You know, this is going to be a talking point.
Is it going to be a talking point?
I'm sure some- Because nerds are gay.
Yeah! Well, some nerds are very not gay and are very threatened by gay stuff.
Well, that's true. But in my world, nerds are gay.
Okay. Was this the fun element of- No!
I don't think so, and yet people have told me that it's the gayest Star Wars, and I'm frankly- You're offended?
Into it. I think that Star Wars is so gay already.
Okay. I mean, have you seen The Fitz?
We'd be like, look how gay this is, and then send each other a reference.
And are you telling me, with a straight face, that C-3PO is straight?
They're a couple. That's what I think.
But this is more outward.
I think it's canon that R2-D2 is a lesbian.
Oh, interesting. Yeah.
Ask Filoni. Okay. Ask Filoni.
Can you imagine? Can't wait!
Can't wait! To watch that Star Wars, because I've never seen Star Wars before, but now I really want to see it.
Happy Pride! I said Star Wars was gay bullshit before this.
Tristan, I'm tired of being perfectly accurate all the time.
I predicted them putting us in jail.
I literally am one of the best predictors on the planet.
I predict everything correct all of the time.
I sat there years ago and said, Star Wars is bullshit for losers and for fucking dorks and nerds.
And the nerds were sitting there going, what's wrong with being a Star Wars nerd?
Now you have bimbos sitting up there saying, nerds are gay faggots.
The people who make the movie are calling you all gay.
Nice. Why are you giving these people your money?
Star Wars is clearly absolute trash, and now they're admitting it.
I can't wait to watch it. I'm going to watch it in our house.
We've never seen it. We're not going to watch it.
I am. I'm going to watch The Acolyde.
What's it called? I don't know.
But the new Star Wars, you don't even know the name of it.
This clip... For some reason.
Is it going to make me excited? No, it's actually...
I'm going to play it once, and then we're going to talk about it.
But before I play it, I want you guys to listen to this.
Listen to the asinities peddled by these two mediocre individuals.
These individuals are not special.
There's nothing unique about them.
They've been plucked from the...
Average by the Matrix to sit there and propagate the lies the Matrix want them to propagate.
There's nothing special about these people.
They're not remotely talented.
They're not remarkably intellectual.
Nothing. They're no Don Lemon.
When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with?
Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.
Well, I mean white people crying actually was the goal.
Permission to be racist?
Permission granted, sir.
White people crying was the goal, and you have Trevor Noah, the South African, going, ha, ha, ha, ha!
White people are crying in your fucking home country when blacks are killing them on their fucking farms and raping their wives, you fucking piece of shit!
White people built South Africa!
White people built South Africa!
Shut the fuck up! White people crying about all that never has the power!
White people should take over fucking South Africa again and basically treat everyone fairly and everyone fine, but ban Trevor Noah from existing.
It's interesting to me because I'm mixed race.
I'm half black and half white.
Yeah, I'm as black as Trevor Noah, so fuck you.
So are these people. Yeah, these people are half white.
So why do they hate half of themselves?
And why is this little bimbo sitting there saying it's important to make white people cry in a white, a nation built by white people?
Well, to be fair, her dad is white and her dad's probably crying when he fucking finds out she's a hoe.
Like, what the fuck is this?
I wouldn't ever say my intention is to make all black people cry with my content.
Ever. That was black.
Yeah, I would never, but it's not even about the fact of me being black.
I wouldn't say it's my intention to make all Chinese people cry.
It wouldn't be my intention to make all men cry, all women cry.
No, I can have a point of view where certain people disagree with, sure.
But I wouldn't sit on a TV show and say, my actual goal is to make all white people cry.
And then, because I'm a child, I don't know how old this female is.
I'm sure she's not very old and doesn't know very much.
Find out. She's sitting there.
Trevor, who's supposed to be the adult, say, hey, you know, a lot of people who are watching your movie are white, and the people who invented the camera are white, and the people who invented the cinema are white, and we're living in a nation that was founded by white men, and we should all get along here.
Instead of sitting there saying that's a stupid thing to say, he says this, and fucking jizzes in his pants.
When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with?
Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.
Well, I mean, white people crying actually was the goal.
This woman is 25 years old.
How fucking stupid are these?
This isn't even about race. I'm half black, half white.
This is just a stupid person saying stupid shit.
To another stupid person. To another dickhead who's sitting there and then he's laughing as if it's even funny.
It's not even the fact that, even if you don't find it offensive, it's not funny.
If somebody calls me and goes, hey Andrew!
What? It's my goal to make Amazonians cry.
I'd say, well, that's strange.
That's a weird goal for making a movie.
Why would you do that?
That's a weird... I wouldn't go...
Where's the joke?
Because it's not like my goal is to make all black people cry by being racist.
My goal to making all these Chinese people cry is making a movie about outer space.
It just doesn't matter.
I don't get why he's pretending it's funny.
Trevor Noah is talented and funny.
He's not. He's a fucking dipshit.
He's very funny and very talented.
He's a dipshit who's been plucked from mediocrity and put up there on a Matrix-owned platform and has been told to hate half of himself and hate white people.
So he sits there and laughs at things that aren't funny when some 25-year-old bimbo repeats garbage.
Shouldn't black South Africans do the absolute opposite?
You're trying to fucking abolish the apartheid state forever and now suddenly fucking white people are your enemy.
When people watch The Hate You Give, what do you want them to walk away with?
Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.
Well, I mean, white people crying actually was the goal.
I have a good way of advertising our product, Andrew.
For every jar of fire blood you buy, Japanese people will cry.
You know, I try not to hate people, but this Trevor Noah, every time I see a clip of him,
because you know, I don't think that mainstream celebrities are even famous anymore.
Yeah. I really don't... No one cares about Trevor Noah.
Nobody gives a fuck. And they live in this delusion that people care about them because they're put in front of a camera and they talk.
Yeah. And Don Lemon proved that perfectly.
When he got taken off CNN and tried to launch a show, he's got, like, 15 views.
Yeah. It's so bad. Nobody gives a single fuck about Trevor Noah.
In fact, let me just see.
Let's compare Trevor Noah's Google searches.
Because I could sit here...
And say no words and smoke cigarettes for an hour and I get, what, 30 times the views of his show?
By myself. Let's do some actual statistical research.
Andrew Tate. Okay.
Trending worldwide in the past 90 days.
Okay. Let's compare me to Trevor.
Trevor Noah. Trevor Noah.
Even his name is gay.
Bro. Gay!
Gay! So look, me and my brother are cancelled.
We're not allowed on anything.
Internet people. But of course, we're actually relevant because people watch us because we actually matter.
Trevor Noah's a complete nobody.
This is Google searches.
You can see here.
Google searches in the last 90 days around the globe.
I'm in blue.
I'm in blue and Trevor Noah's in red.
So nobody gives a fuck about Trevor Noah.
It's right here that I dwarf him globally in every single nation.
Wait, let me just check quickly and make sure that it also includes South Africa, correct?
Nice. And even his home countries betrayed him.
And this dipshit wants to sit there propagating and purporting racism, which he's supposed to be so against.
And he's sitting there going, listen, These dickheads.
Nobody cares about celebrities anymore.
Nobody actually cares about celebrities anymore.
They've lost all relevance. They're just talking pieces for the Matrix.
And this clown's gonna sit there and pretend to find overt ostracization of the people who founded the nation he's living in.
Funny. For some reason.
And the laugh is fake.
He's fucking...
Looks like a... I'm just amazed that he's sitting there with the hubris to not realize he's a dickhead.
Here's what you should do. So I'm mixed race, so I don't, but I will say white people did one good thing recently.
White people sometimes pull it off.
White people built the entire modern world, but recently they've been slacking.
But white people did something brilliant recently.
The BBC, who we all love and respect, It came out with an article, because now Doctor Who's black and gay, of course, BBC. And they put an article, hey white men, Doctor Who was never for you in the first place.
You know what happened? White people thought that fuck I ain't watching Doctor Who.
And their series got like 30% of the normal viewership that Doctor Who gets.
So, here's my advice white people of the world.
Never ever...
Ever watch Trevor Noah again.
I don't know why you're watching him in the first place, but if you are white, do not watch his show.
Do not click his face, do not click his links, and do not make him relevant at all.
Because if I hated you, you wouldn't want to watch me.
This clown, who's pretty white, by the way, which is very funny.
He's certainly more white than he is black.
He's sitting there.
Oh, making white people cry.
That's how we should do space movies.
Stop watching Trevor Noah forever.
And don't watch this fucking Star Wars movie.
Yeah, white people cry, blah, blah.
Who watches Star Wars?
I'm pretty sure it's white people.
Don't buy the fucking theater tickets and watch it flop.
And then they'll be like, racism is why the movie didn't do well.
Yeah. Your fucking racism on the fucking Trevor Noah show, you fucking stupid bimbo bitch!
Bro. This clip, and I guess I'm slightly...
That clip gave me long COVID. I watched it three times, I now have plastic balls and a long COVID. Should we just forget the rest of the show, just rip into Trevor Noah, because he's not significant.
I'm much more famous than him, and he's clearly a dipshit.
Let's see if Trevor Noah was pro-vaccine.
Trevor... What does he have to say about the vaccine, Mr.
Noah? Here's a video.
Maybe I'm wrong about it.
Maybe he got the vaccine right.
Cops and firefighters refuse to comply with vaccine mandates on The Daily Show.
Let's see what he has to say about it.
Come on, Mr. Noah. Come on, say something smart.
Let's hear it. It's become the biggest fight in the country.
I mean, aside from the Netflix CEO and everyone on Twitter.
I know you guys can't see it, but I literally don't know what he's going to say.
That's why everyone from federal government to airlines to even Fox News is doing one.
Yeah, that's a real thing.
Fox News has a vaccine mandate, which is insane.
It's like seeing one of those Amish farm stands that accepts Apple Pay.
Like, I'm happy, but I did not see that coming.
And now, the former epicenter of the pandemic in New York City is saying that all of its government workers need to get vaxxed, and they mean everybody.
New this morning, Okay, are you pro-vaccine or not, you fucking dickhead?
He is. Is he? Bro, this guy can't get any worse.
Yeah. The heroes who save people from burning buildings and face down criminals in Democrat-run cities are the last people I expect to adversely react to potential danger!
You, sir, are a faggot.
Is this guy the biggest dickhead?
I knew his name.
I didn't know much about him. But now every single time I see his face, I'm more and more convinced he might be one of the biggest dickheads all the time.
So apparently The Daily Show was run by a man named Jon Stewart.
I've seen him. I know him.
After Noah took over, viewership dropped by 37%.
The goal was to make people not watch my show!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OOOO!
Listen to how Fake is laughing!
I have to play this clip one more time. Please, that one long COVID. No, listen to how fake his laugh is.
It will make me vaccinated.
When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with?
Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.
Well, I mean white people crying actually was the goal.
Ladies and gentlemen, my brother Andrew Tate is dead.
That clip gave him AIDS and COVID, and now he has died.
Guess that's the end of the emergency meeting.
I don't know what else to tell you.
Trevor Noah is a fucker.
Are we just going to rip Trevor Noah the entire time?
I'm trying to read things about him.
He had a book that failed. Interesting.
Great. Nice.
Noah and the Daily Show writing staff released a book, The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, with a bunch of his tweets.
That sounds like a book I'd read, but your actual book, Born a Crime, sounds shit like you.
You, sir, are a goofy loser.
A super goofy loser.
And he lives in New York City where, arguably, the cops and the firefighters in New York City are probably the biggest heroes in all of the United States because they're facing down a crime epidemic because New York is a fucking shithole and the only people they seem to prosecute are, you know, billionaires who had sex with porn stars 14 years ago for no reason.
So, New York is a shithole.
So, he shits on the cops and the firefighters because they're like, oh, this might be dangerous.
Oh, no! Cops and firefighters say something might be dangerous.
They must be white supremacists.
Let's make a Star Wars movie that makes them cry.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just wonder if these people realize they're dickheads or if he is so arrogant, even though that nobody knows who he is.
Nobody buys his books. Don't worry!
There's an official invitation to come on the emergency meeting live, Trevor Noah.
Because no one cares who you are, but that episode will blow up and millions of people will actually listen to you for once.
You are welcome to come on my show and argue about how us three mixed-race men should care that white people cry about movies in sci-fi outer space.
I'm happy to have that conversation with you because I'm not a dickhead.
Obviously, you're not allowed to talk to people like me.
You're just allowed to talk to other fucking racist mixed-race retards who shit on white people on your crappy show that no one fucking watches.
Yeah, Trevor Noah's one of the biggest dickheads in the world.
I just actually, as a professional, and Tristan, we consider ourselves professionals, and I'll tell you why.
We made it to the top without working with any of the gatekeepers.
We weren't plucked from the mediocrity and put in front of people like The Matrix, like Trevor Noah was, and like Don Lemon, like these others.
We did it all ourselves with hard work and grit, and they canceled us and tried to delete us and make us go away, and I told them they were gonna put us in jail, and we prepared and went to jail like heroes.
We go through it all.
Through the fire and emerge unfazed, more powerful than ever before.
So you have to sit there and constantly analyze as a professional when you find two young brothers who grew up in a single mother council estate, mixed race, and we managed to become billionaires and do it all ourselves with no help.
And we never sold our souls, never repeated the propaganda, never sold the lies.
And you sit there and you get to a point in your life where you sit and say, for me to be as capable as possible, I need to analyze all the decisions I make and all the things I say and work out where I made a mistake and what I did wrong and how I can improve in the future to make sure I'm less susceptible to attacks from my enemies.
I wonder if Trevor Noah ever wakes up in NYC next to his boyfriend and looks in the mirror and says, I'm just a parrot talking piece for people who are trying to destroy humanity.
Nobody actually gives a fuck about who I am.
If they stop putting a camera in front of me and force feeding me down dickheads' necks, nobody will think about me twice.
Every time I've tried to predict the future on anything, including the back scene, I've been wrong.
Plus, I'm clearly a racist piece of shit.
Does he even understand anything about himself?
Or is he too busy just sitting there jerking off dudes?
I take it all back because he's actually in my favorite movie.
I didn't realize. Because obviously his face isn't in it because he probably can't act.
We have to move on.
He plays the computer voice in my favorite movie, which we all know is Black Panther.
Okay. Black Panther is excellent.
It's wonderful. It's a really great movie.
It's not racist against white people.
I mean, it's not set in modern day times where, you know, no white person has ever colonized anything.
And they don't refer to every white person as colonizer, even when they're American and not, you say, Portuguese.
Hey, colonizer! Hey, colonizer!
Because you could do that in a movie today.
If you made a movie in 2024, right, about a country run by white people, and they called every black person slave, that would be fine.
That would be 100% fine, as we know, because double standards don't exist.
Let's make a movie called White Panther.
White Tiger. Who goes around killing all the blacks.
Yeah, from white candor.
And calls every black person slave.
That would be perfectly acceptable.
Of course. And it would be pushed by every...
Oh, this movie is so forward-thinking next day.
No, they'd actually probably put me in jail.
So Trevor Noah, you are part of the worst movie franchise in the world because I don't know why I've seen Black Panther.
It is the shittest movie ever.
So obviously you're not in it.
You're not in it. That Chadwick Boseman, who's actually a good dude, is in the movies.
You're just a voice in the movies.
And that movie sucks.
And you know why Black Panther sucks?
I didn't put my finger on it when I watched it, Andrew.
It's not because it's supposed to be the most advanced civilization in the world.
They just let Africa get fucked up by everyone for hundreds of years and let slavery happen, which is my ancestry, so it didn't piss me off.
It's not just because they're supposed to be the most advanced space-age people in the world, and we live in Africa, but, you know, when it's wartime, we ride rhinoceroses into battle, even though we have spaceships.
It's not because they're the most advanced civilization in the world, but to decide our leader, oh, they've got a system better than democracy, you know what it is?
Spear fights in the lake.
So, it's not just shit because of all those reasons.
I hated the movie and I couldn't put my finger on why the movie sucks, but I've just realized the entire movie is dragged down by the cunt who voices the computer system, which I've just read is Trevor Noah.
That's why the movie sucks.
That's why Black Panther is terrible.
You know... I have a genuine question for you.
About Trevor Noah? Because this is where we're going.
We're vibing! First, I'd like to turn off the air conditioning because I am black and it is cold.
Okay. I'm a real nigger, Trevor.
And if you want to handle this with a spear fight in the lake, You little pussy.
How about that, Mr.
Black Panther? You and me, one-on-one, let's go.
Me and you, one-on-one, mano-a-mano to the death.
Forget the Google views, forget your bullshit, leave your boyfriend at home, and let's go.
Let's fix it. Let's see who's right and who's wrong.
Wakanda forever, motherfucker.
Pussy. Right, so, black people living in white countries, And me and you are perfectly in the middle, so I'm just being objective here.
If black people living in white countries, although they're afforded the opportunities to go on national TV and say racist shit.
Okay, because he was born in apartheid South Africa, so you'd think he'd appreciate moving to America, a country that doesn't have the apartheid regime, a country that's fair, and he gets put on television, and he gets his lines written for him.
He's like, okay, you're a massive celebrity.
He gets to jerk off, guys. Yeah, here's your millions of dollars.
You may have to have sex with Duff Patty at this one party, but you do get your own TV show.
We're in America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.
Everyone can be black and white, and it's perfectly fine.
He was born after the civil rights movement, and everything's good.
So he should be happy about white people.
He should like them.
You made a very interesting point there.
You said that these movies hating on whites are allowed to be made, but movies hating on blacks would be illegal.
Super illegal! So these white people must be terrible.
Yeah. Right? Because we can talk about the ills of old.
There was slavery, of course, but the Arabs had slaves.
The Chinese had slaves.
The Aztecs had slaves.
Guess who else had slaves? Black people!
Africans had other African slaves!
Hello! When the white man turned up to get slaves, do you think they caught them?
Like roots? You think the white man and his cotton suit and his musket was chasing these guys down in the jungle?
Without firing a shark and catching them!
Come here, old boy! We're gonna do some slaving in the United States!
Never happened!
They turned up, and the black man had already made other black slaves, and they bought those slaves off other black slavers.
That's what happened. So slavery's been everywhere, but in the modern times, No, but it was black people who ended slavery, wasn't it?
It wasn't obviously the United Kingdom and then the United States and 300,000 white Americans from the North didn't die in a civil war to free the slaves.
No, black people just freed themselves.
No, no, white people didn't end slavery, did they?
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. They fucking did, didn't they?
Wait, didn't the British... I think that it takes the most rudimentary basic understanding of history at all to know that the first people ever to ban slavery were the white people.
That's interesting. I thought we were terrible.
Well, that's the thing. So, all this bad happened in the past.
We can talk about the past. No modern white person has ever owned a slave.
No modern black person has ever been a slave apart from in Africa.
Tristan, the fact that Trevor Noah and his little bimbo girlfriend hate white people so much means that white people must be doing terrible things to black people all the time.
They must be. So I've done a little bit of quick research to see all the crimes that have happened recently in Europe.
And we're going to see how many were white people attacking the guests that they allow into their native countries, allow into their civilizations they've built, and how many are the guests which are being bad guests and killing native people.
Let's just have a look here and let's try and estimate and we'll track it on the whiteboard.
Hello Hungary, hello Budapest, hello fellow Europeans and American friends.
Thank you so much for having me.
Allow me to skip for Matthews for a moment and dive right into a subject that is not so cheerful, but very, very necessary to discuss.
Let me walk you through the past seven days in Europe.
This week, in Stockholm, three elderly women in their 70s were stabbed in broad daylight on the streets.
In London, four people were stabbed in a time span of just 42 hours.
In Paris, hundreds of African migrants took to the streets to riot.
And in Brigolo, also in France, yet another church was burned down to the ground.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just a few incidents in just a couple of days on our beautiful continent.
But we all know that these incidents aren't incidents anymore.
If there's one thing that's for sure, it's that we know and our governments also know that there is a link between mass migration and crime.
Whoa! Whoa!
How dare that racist woman say that?
Because white people are the bad ones, obviously.
Trevor Noah said that white people are the bad ones!
Right, we're going to cancel the Twitter feed files exclusively on Rumble at Take Speech.
Trevor Noah and his little bimbo girlfriend said that we should make all the white people People cry even though they built all of civilization and now all of the black people are living inside their civilization and killing the white people in real time.
It's the white people that are bad because the white people 200 or 300 years ago did one thing bad which they also stopped to prevent it and black people have never done anything wrong ever.
And Africa is a haven, and a hero, beautiful place, and it's perfect, and it's Wakanda, and if you go there, they have the best technology ever, but they have to hide from the colonizers, because the colonizers are evil, bad people, so they fight in and late, with a spear, Wakanda forever, and Trevor is the computer!
You've never seen that movie, have you?
No. Alright, thought experiment.
Thought experiment. I meet a guy, Andrew.
He is a Christian missionary who feeds children.
He feeds children in South Africa and poor parts of the world.
Hands out Bibles. All in all, good dude.
Married, three kids, good guy, yeah?
If you find out that his great-grandfather was a murderer in Ireland, for example, Does that mean that he's the most evil person in the world and he owes everyone an apology forever?
I don't think so. No, no, he doesn't.
Now, let's take a direct link.
Let's say I meet a guy, okay?
Nice guy. Let's say he's an imam at a mosque.
Good God-fearing man, has his wife, has his family, preaches the Quran to everybody.
Decent good dude, yeah?
To his core. But I found that his father raped someone in the 50s.
His father's dead now, okay?
Yeah. Is that guy inherently evil because his father did something wrong and his father was a criminal, despite being a wonderful, great person?
No. No, that doesn't make any sense.
But, but, but, hear me out!
Hear me out, Andrew! If I find out, because I'm half black, let's take a white person.
I was saying Bailey, Bailey Bolton, who's a really nice dude, yeah?
His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather lived in a state, hear me out, where slavery
was legal and may have owned slaves.
We don't know who his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was.
No one knows. It's all gone. But he is definitely descended from someone who lived in a time when slavery was legal.
Does that make Bailey Bolton a bad person?
Yes. Yes, it does.
And Star Wars movies should make him and his family cry forever.
One second, T.T. I refuse to believe this.
I know nothing about this guy, and I really think he's the biggest dickhead on the planet.
Who, Trevor Noah? Yeah, I know nothing about him.
Please, he can't just be a parrot.
Is he really just a parrot for the Matrix?
If Trevor Noah isn't a dickhead, please send me reasons, because I can't...
Does Trevor Noah believe in climate change?
He's pro-vax. He laughs.
Pretends it's funny when people are racist.
He's a fucking retard. It's not even funny.
The guy's a clown. Is he pro-climate change?
I just want to know. This is the final test.
In my office, fight with the women in my office over who controls the thermostat for the rest of the year.
It's a week where all the late night shows are going to be getting together.
To bring some attention to the climate change crisis.
Yes! Late night TV hosts, led by Trevor Noah, are all going to get together to bring attention to the climate change crisis.
You know why? Let me give you the evidence that climate change is bullshit.
Well, say all these images of him on private jets are fake.
They must be. Of course they are.
Wait, wait, wait. Here he is with Jay Leno driving around in a hypercar.
Is that a big guy? Must be fake.
Okay. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, guys, everyone here knows that they're just using climate change to raise your taxes and lock you in your house while they do whatever they want.
And I've made the point before that if they're genuinely afraid of climate change, they wouldn't be buying beachfront property as soon as they retire, these politicians.
But you know what's really interesting to me?
What one act, Tristan, could a government undertake which will be as bad as humanly possible?
What's the most damage you could possibly do to the climate?
Not only the atmosphere, but the ground, but the sea, but the ocean?
When would you not care about pollution?
When would you just be destroying the planet en masse as much as possible?
I would imagine... Some type of war.
So if you're really scared about climate change, what you're not gonna do is build super aircraft carriers, which take unfathomable amounts of fuel, and then take extremely heavy 30 ton war machines, Ship them around the world, pump them full of diesel, and then start pumping out diesel as the war machine goes around, firing bombs, blowing up things, releasing CO2, and destroying the entire environment.
If you're worried about climate change, what you would not do is go to war, Permanently and forever.
So if the American government's worried about climate change, they wouldn't be constantly blowing everything up all of the time.
Would you argue that's pretty fair?
I think that's why Wakanda uses rhinoceros cavalry.
America, America America, fuck yeah
Come out of here to save the motherfucking day, yeah America, fuck yeah
Freedom is the only way, yeah Terrorists, your game is through
Cause now you have to act like you America, fuck yeah
So lick my blood and suck on my America Fuck yeah, this is what we're coming for, yeah
Cause we're the only ones who know It's the only ones who know
Fuck yeah Together, fuck yeah
Roma, fuck yeah Fuck yeah!
V-Spray!
Fuck yeah!
Internet!
Fuck yeah!
Rock and roll!
Fuck yeah!
Internet!
Fuck yeah!
Slavery!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
We're living in one big lie.
Everything they tell you is a lie.
It's all Trevor Noah's fault.
It's all Trevor Noah's fault.
They ignore everything they tell you to do.
They do whatever they want. They talk about you driving a Prius and eating the bugs while they literally drop bombs all day, every day, blowing the earth to fuck.
And then they sit there and pretend they care.
White people built civilization they live in, but they hate the white people.
They get some mediocre dickhead with no morality, no sense of self, who's an empty vessel, and they stand him up and give him a teleprompter, and he sits there and goes, I have to argue with the girls in my office because of the thermostat and he thinks he's funny and nobody laughs and then he laughs that things aren't funny and they get little racist bimbos and they give them media jobs and then you sit there and give them your money because you like Star Wars and the people who are in charge of you fucking hate you and they import people into your nations who not only out reproduce you and are conquering and changing your entire culture they murder you during the day With plastic balls.
With plastic balls injecting the poison into your arm, because if you don't inject the poison into your arm, you're a bad person.
Trevor fucking Noah said so.
We are living in a grade A clown world.
I think Trevor Noah is the source of all the world's problems.
Trevor Noah has little mincy faggot balls.
Plastic ones. And the final point I want to make.
Wait, does he have any kids? Yeah, does he have any kids?
As of 2023 has not confirmed any children or marriage.
Yeah, because you used to be jerking off dudes.
Yay! How can you get kids jerking off dudes?
With plastic balls. Then, I can't make this film on the screen, but I'm Mr.
Producer, whatever. EU Commissioner is saying that we need to spy on everyone more to make sure they don't talk about these things.
Nice. So they're going to spy on your WhatsApp chats in real time.
They're going to spy on your Facebook messages in real time.
They're now saying that we can read your WhatsApp the same time you can.
So if you talk about the fact that Trevor Noah is a dickhead, you're going to go to jail.
They're gonna lock you up while they blow up the whole planet and convince you to drive a Prius.
Guys, it's a fucking scam.
He has won Emmys, though, so...
Who the fuck watches the Emmys?
No! Where's my mustache?
You know, Tristan, I'm starting to think there's only a couple cool people left on this planet.
There's a few of them. And you know what?
We might just be... I think we're in that team.
I think we're in that club.
I saw this video, this edit on Instagram, and it made me pretty fucking happy because you know what?
You and I are on the greatest adventure two brothers can possibly be on.
Yeah, it's hilarious. We're on the greatest adventure.
We get the adventure through the Romanian judicial system.
It's great. And you know what?
When we're old, we're going to laugh about this more than we laugh about it already.
Look at this video because this is actually hilarious.
I have some questions. I don't know if you can answer them.
Sure. What did you do with all that money?
Well, you know, I had...
I'm gonna shoot you right down.
I spent money, you know, I did at that time.
But I was young and I was enjoying it.
Right on for your feet.
I'm not gonna answer anymore.
I understand completely.
Oh, baby.
I love you, baby.
Baby. Little baby.
I know exactly what you're saying. I understand you, sir.
I understand. Are we the coolest motherfuckers that are left?
Yeah. Yeah. People like him, people like Michael Francis, they're dying out.
He's cool as fuck, but who's going to carry the torch into the next generation?
I'll tell you who. Our fans.
Our fans will be cool.
They won't be watching Trevor Noah.
Nope. Black Panther.
Nope. They won't be laughing at making white people cry with space movies.
Nope. They'll be doing cool shit.
Making money, driving fast cars, making love to beautiful women.
That's the plan. So when you watch these emergency meetings, guys, you're actually part of a much larger family.
You're resisting the slave mind.
You're resisting all of their programming, resisting their lies.
Every time you tune in here is a little bit more medicine for the poison they are trying to infect your mind with because they are permanently trying to subjugate you and they're trying to subjugate you by altering the reality you live within.
They want you in the matrix believing in all of their propaganda and bullshit.
The matrix is cracked.
My brother and I have been a large component in the damage which has been done to the Matrix as of late,
and our lives are no longer starting to work.
So when you watch these emergency meetings, don't just sit and think you're enjoying yourself.
You're actually part of the resistance.
You're the reason people like Trevor Noah have no relevance whatsoever.
You're the reason nobody looks at him, nobody Googles him, nobody cares anymore.
We are the culture. We are winning.
My brother and I are the coolest fucking people on the planet.
And if you're as cool as us, you're going to join the rear world.
You're going to join the war room. You're going to meet up with us.
And one day, we're all going to sit in the same room calling Trevanoa a dickhead.
But in the meantime, sir, I want to once again thank you for being part of the most fun journey we've possibly had in a very long time.
This is hilariously fun, isn't it?
Can't wait to see you in fucking jail.
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