In fact, it's actually amazing how much better I can swim than you, considering we're brothers.
No, Andrew, but in the women's category, I'm the best swimmer in the house.
Are you Lea Thomas? Is that the distinction?
No, I'm Tristan Tate.
I've changed gender so I can be the ranked number one swimmer in the house.
Women's category. And if you don't respect my pronouns, And you're in trouble.
Your pronoun is faggot.
You're a faggot retard.
There. Those are your pronouns.
Faggot and retard. My pronouns are she, her, and I am the fastest swimmer in the house.
You guys can compete for the male trophy.
I'm out of the running. But I am number one.
Ranked number one.
Fastest female swimmer in this house.
What's his problem? Her problem!
The fuck? His?
What's wrong with you, Bailey? I refuse to give in to your mental illness.
Mental illness.
Don't look mentally ill.
Your testosterone levels are more than everybody I saw, except Andrew.
But...
But I didn't look into the estrogen levels.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
I can have high testosterone.
That does not reflect my gender identity.
Well, I have a crazy theory that you're actually just bored and a dude and talking shit on a sunny afternoon because you're going to fucking regret that.
The sun's getting to you. You're going to fucking regret that.
The sun is actually getting to you. Get to me.
I'm going to fucking get to you. Watch this.
You're in fucking trouble now.
You're gonna prove to me you're a girl with your phone.
Oh yeah. So you have to have a streamlined beard.
Like, you have to save up all of this to be a female.
You know nothing about gender identity.
Clearly. Thank you for calling police Scotland.
Before we can direct your call, please select one of the following options.
Tristan, you can't call the police. Can I? You can't call the police.
Why are you calling the Scottish police?
You can't call the police in Scotland.
They've got the laws to put bigots like you behind bars.
Andrew. Is this real?
Is this real?
I'm going to have another police case against me in Scotland.
Like I don't have enough police cases already.
Tristan, don't actually report me to the police.
They're probably going to actually do something about it.
You are a citizen of the UK. Scotland is part of the UK. I'm reporting you.
I'd like to report a crime, and I need a crime reference number so this can be taken seriously in my local jurisdiction.
Alright, okay, wait.
What's the best contact number to get you back on?
Do you have this number?
Did it come up? Ends in ****?
No, no. It's not coming up, that number.
The number is plus four zero.
**** ****
**** Yep.
Thanks.
Over. And where did you call from?
I'm calling from Romania, but the people I'm speaking about are UK citizens.
They're all UK citizens, and I'd like to report the crime so it can be taken seriously in where I am now.
You can hear I'm British as well, of course.
Right, let me see.
Right, so I'm just going to double check that number, that is plus four zero.
Yep. Yep.
Yep. Correct.
Perfect. And what's your name?
My name is Tristan. T-R-I-S-T-A-N. And your surname?
Tate. T-A-T-E. My home address is...
And that's Bucharest, Romania.
Oh, wait, okay.
And do you have a postcode?
Uh, the postcode is...
The postcodes here work differently.
No, that's okay. Wait.
What? Well, it's a case of workplace harassment, targeted workplace harassment.
And it's a UK company I work with.
Everyone I work with is a British citizen.
And it's harassment plain and simple.
I have them on video. I have them recorded.
Literally not respecting my gender identity, my pronouns.
And I'm hoping to raise a big legal case, but I was told that I need a crime reference number for this to be taken seriously.
Oh, right. Okay. So what's the company that The company I work for is...
It's a UK registered company, I believe, as well.
It's a UK company. It just so happens that we're abroad right now.
I tried to call the local police, but they said they don't have the laws to report that kind of thing here.
They called me an idiot.
Right, okay. So do you know, do you have names?
Oh, yes. Oh, I have names.
Nigel. Bailey Bolton.
You are not a girl.
Stop calling the police.
You're not a girl. See, we're in a workplace meeting and they're shouting at me and trying to make fun of me.
You're six foot four.
You're 110 kilo.
You are not a fucking girl.
Stop pretending you're a girl.
Stop calling the Scottish police.
The Romanian police called you a dickhead instead of trying to waste their time.
Sorry about this. Sorry about this.
Yeah, Andrew Tate also.
You're not a fucking chick!
Do you see why I need to report this?
It's targeted harassment.
Right, okay, so...
Wait, do you have a message? I'm going to go and see a reporter now.
Sure, no problem. Absolutely, no problem.
Gotta bring these guys to justice.
The Hate Crime and Public Order Act came into effect on Monday 1st April,
aiming to tackle the harm caused by hatred and prejudice towards people with certain characteristics,
including religion, sexual orientation and transgender identity.
These new laws which came into force yesterday under the Scottish Hate Crime Bill allow for jail sentences of up to seven years to be imposed on those convicted of, quote, stirring up hatred against protected groups.
Let's take a look. Holyrood Minister Siobhan Brown has said that some people could be investigated by police if they misgender someone online.
Well, you'll be hearing from my lawyers now.
Now you're in trouble. Better fucking watch it.
All of you, Nigel, Bailey, they've got you by name.
As if we don't have enough criminal cases, now the Scottish police have actually, somewhere in their database, have a criminal case against me for misgendering you.
Yes. And knowing how much they hate me, considering we just assaulted the First Minister, they're going to take it seriously and try and get me- You are a UK resident.
You're a UK citizen and you hold a British passport.
If I help you spend a single dollar on legal bills or reply to a single letter because of the stupid call you just made, you're gonna regret it.
No, you're gonna regret it. You know what?
I'm gonna call the Scottish police on you.
No, I'll call the Scottish police on you.
No, I'm gonna call them on you.
I'll call the Canadian police on you.
You're misgendering me. What's my gender?
Male. Wrong! Whatever you say wrong, I am calling the police on you.
This is a police saw coming off.
Thank you for calling Police Scotland.
No we can't direct your call. Please select one of the following options.
You know what that means?
What kind of dance is that?
Maybe it's my best friend dance.
Nice! I have my own dance.
But I've stopped. Shit.
So what happened? I haven't got Apple Pay set up on my new coffee shop.
So you're poor? Yeah, I'm poor.
Give me some money. So you're a broke and you need some money.
So you admit it? I admit it.
This is broke. He's a broke loser.
And you used to be my best friend.
But it all changed.
What happened? The day you refused to dap me up and you took back your handshake thinking you were funny.
And you thought I forgot.
How are you? Good.
Where you been, Jim? Jim.
Alex. Alex the man, nice to see you.
Andrew? Too slow!
I got you. Is that funny?
That was pretty funny, you have to admit that I got you.
I don't find that funny. I find it offensive.
You find it offensive? Yeah.
Because I trusted you.
It's not that I was actually too slow, because I didn't try and move fast.
It's that I trusted you and you broke the trust.
I don't think that's funny. I don't think breaking the trust of your friends is a very funny thing to do, Bailey.
Maybe for you white people, that's normal.
But where I'm from, when you grow up together and you live together and you're fighting a war against the Matrix, you rely on each other.
But I guess we're just built a little bit differently, aren't we?
Okay, okay. No, no, no.
Let's try it again. Let's try it again.
I will never shake your hand again.
But I'll never forget. I'll never trust you or like you ever again.
Hey, Tristan called the cops on us.
So... In fact... We're kind of on team now.
I'm calling the cops on you.
On me? Thank you for calling police in Scotland.
So we can direct your call.
Please select one of the following options.
Thank you, appreciate it bro.
Thank you.
you Okay, so eight pepper soups?
Eight pepper soups to start, and then bring three pounded yam, or I don't know how big they are, but bring enough for everybody.
Yeah, I need more than that.
Give me like six pound of yam, and then a goosey soup, enough for everybody, so like five maybe.
And then two portions of fried plantain.
And what else?
You got jollof rice?
No? And give us two portions of coconut rice as well.
And that should be enough. Thank you.
Alright, my American brain can't comprehend this.
What is this? What am I eating? Bailey.
It's soup. Eat it. I know, but...
What is it?
You don't need to know.
It's cow intestines and cow stomach and cow liver, I think.
And then a bunch of herbs that you can't name.
And it's really spicy and it makes you powerful.
Trust me, it makes you powerful.
If you eat this and then fight, you fight people.
If you eat this, let's imagine you had a little, like, half-African girlfriend and you eat this.
She gets bussed up.
Next day she's limping.
Pum-pum is a mess.
Tomorrow, watch or listen.
First, you have to eat it.
So you would literally eat it before sparring and you just couldn't sleep.
Yeah, it gives you power. So this isn't a joke.
I literally have to eat the cow intestines.
So there's a method to imagine.
I was wondering, why are we here?
What are we doing?
So you have history with this.
Eat your fucking soup.
Alex, we have to eat the intestines.
That's the tough part. Alex, eat all of it.
Don't be a coward. Don't be a coward.
I see what you did there. Alex, eat some.
Where does Wiener fall off?
I have a revolutionary business idea.
What? It's never been tried before.
It's a Caribbean or African restaurant where they have everything on the menu and it doesn't take four hours to get your food.
I know it sounds like a crazy idea, because they all sell fantastic food, but none of them have everything on the menu, ever.
And none of them feed you on time, ever!
Ever! Globally!
No matter where you go from Miami to Kingston to Bucharest Romania, it takes a whole fucking day.
If they were to just have their menu and make the food quick, I swear they conquer the world.
I'm not even gonna try.
You know Tristan, we may be trapped in Romania, but it's not all bad.
Why? If you would have said to us when we were 18, we're going to trap you in a country full of beautiful women, in a mansion with your best friends, with a bunch of supercars, and unlimited money, and nightclubs and parties and mountains only a few hours away, and beach only a few hours away the other way, we would have said, that's absolutely fine.
That wouldn't be any kind of punishment at all.
So because it's summer, and because we have a Ferrari 812 competition and a McLaren 765
and an Almazer AMC 20 and two Ferrari 765s...
Don't name all the cars.
And now the RS7.
And a Maybach, all on the drive.
I say, we get up, we train quick, we hit the gym, we get in one of our really expensive
cars, and we go out and find some fun.
No.
What do you mean no?
Just don't want to.
.
But you just sit in this room, and it's sunny outside.
Yeah, I avoid the sun.
I'm the dark man. The darkness gives me strength.
That's why it's having fun.
I can't allow myself to be happy, because it ruins my furious, vengeful mind.
If I sit in the dark, life's better.
So this is you refusing to hang out with me.
Yes. Why? Why are you refusing to hang out and be my brother?
That's a fair deal. Why are you refusing to be my brother?
If you want me to go out, I'll go out.
If you stay in. So you won't talk to me?
Basically, yeah. Well, I think there's only one answer for this, old friend.
You're pushing me too far.
Thank you for calling Police Scotland.
Don't be underage at home.
Please leave your last one at the door.
Die!
Die!
How did you die?
They're coming for all of you.
Ideas are great for you.
The goal is to break me to scare you.
What that is done, there is no resistance left.
Your weapons have useless.
They don't understand that it's about you and I that we are hard to kill.
We're seen as one force because we are one idea.
Make me run a marathon on media in a fucking jail outfit.