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Fire Blood Time
00:03:30
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| Hey guys, you having a pleasant afternoon? | |
| Bye. | |
| I'm about to make it a lot less pleasant. | |
| Ready a few cups out here. | |
| You knew what it was beforehand. | |
| Are you ready? Let's keep this on ice. | |
| It's fire blood time. Fire blood on ice or not is fucking vile. | |
| What do you mean vile? Disgusting. | |
| It's delicious. Look at the color of it. | |
| It looks and tastes like you're just vomiting in a cup. | |
| It looks like toxic waste. It actually does. | |
| That is true. Chris, could you pass Bailey here? | |
| Just hold the camera. Yeah, exactly. | |
| You have to have yours as well. | |
| He thinks he's avoiding the fire blood. You think I'm afraid of fire blood? | |
| I'm so afraid of blood, Bailey. Thank you. | |
| All right. On three gentlemen. One, two, three. | |
| Cheers. Cheers. Mmm! | |
| Delicious! Nice. | |
| Wonderful. Fucking excellent! | |
| Wait, do you want to know something interesting? | |
| That we're the strongest group of men who exist in the world and the reason is fireblood? | |
| I've never had a glass of fireblood in my life. | |
| You've never had a glass of fireblood? | |
| I've actually never had fireblood. | |
| You want to take the camera? | |
| Yeah. Bailey's been missing out. | |
| This is my first time. | |
| Water got skinny neck. | |
| All of it Bailey. | |
| Delicious right? | |
| And nutritious. | |
| Hahaha. | |
| Best thing about fire blood isn't even the taste. | |
| It's the fact that you get a stomach ache. | |
| About three minutes after you drink it, you have a five minute long stomach ache, and then it goes away. | |
| But for five minutes you get a stomach ache, and you start to feel hot and sweaty, and your mouth gets really dry. | |
| It's great. It's really great. | |
| I strongly recommend. Everybody should endure the pain. | |
| Little bits of pain. Like little bits of poison to make you immune to pain overall. | |
| By the time I'm finished finishing an entire container of fire blood, you could set me on fire. | |
| For real. That won't even hurt anymore. | |
| So I drink my sparkling water. | |
| Do you have my stomach ache? And then, shoulder press. | |
| Thousands of reps. Last time I drank fire blood, I was walking down the street and someone stabbed me and broke their knife. | |
| Last time I drank fire blood, my girlfriend got mad at me while she was sucking me off. | |
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Telling Tales of Pain
00:07:39
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| She bit down on my dick and broke her teeth. | |
| Last time I drank fire blood! | |
| Off camera, I said, nah, I ain't gonna have a stomach ache. | |
| I kind of feel it a little bit. | |
| I actually feel it a little bit. | |
| Oh, it's real. I'm not kidding. | |
| I hope it hurts forever. I hope you start off. | |
| I hope it kills him. | |
| You're insulting my race and I feel offended. | |
| How many kids you got, Bailey? | |
| How many children do you got? | |
| How many children? Zip! | |
| Zero! Oh no! | |
| But why don't you just deport all the people who are conquering your country? | |
| On Twitter, all these tough guys are talking about mass deportations. | |
| I'm sure you're gonna do that. Aren't you? | |
| You're gonna do that, right? What's the chance of that happening? | |
| Me personally? What's the chance of the white people kicking out all the people who aren't white from their countries? | |
| Slim to none. Zero! | |
| How many kids do you got? How many kids do all white people have? | |
| It's a fucking path to extinction! | |
| Why are they mad at me for pointing that out? | |
| And then they're tough guys on Twitter, because one, they're really butthurt, because I said, you don't control your women anymore, and they know it's true, because the women go, I don't want a baby, I want Instagram mics. | |
| So they're really butthurt by that. | |
| So they're sitting there going, no, actually, I'm going to deport everyone here, fucking nigger. | |
| We're not going to deport shit! | |
| You're not going to deport anyone! You brave, big-talky people of England, you're going to deport the Prime Minister. | |
| You're going to deport the First Minister of Scotland. | |
| They rule you! | |
| You're giving your countries up. | |
| If Mexico wanted to kick white people out, they probably could. | |
| You know why? Because the president is Mexican. | |
| And all the fucking, and all the senators are Mexican. | |
| And they all have 50 Mexican children because they're Mexican wives and give them go. | |
| If they took a fraction of this anger they're trying to use to act like tough guys on Twitter, at me, and instead got a boner, they might be able to save their entire fucking race. | |
| You know what's funny? I said this and they're all like, oh my god, Andrew's on, Andrew's, uh, uh, paid opposition. | |
| How is me encouraging white people to reproduce? | |
| Make me paid opposition. What, what fucking controlled opposition? | |
| What planet are you on when I'm literally telling you guys how to fix yourselves? | |
| No, you're controlled opposition. | |
| You're all just, you're a fucking digger. | |
| You're a fucking Jew. Honestly, there were no kids. | |
| Bro. It's a hoover for your people, Bailey. | |
| I'm going to fix it all by myself. | |
| Look, look. I'm going to prove once and for all, I'm going to conclude this clip and prove it's over for the white man. | |
| Ready? All I want you to do is turn the camera around and show them your glasses. | |
| That's all I want. That's the end of it. | |
| That's all I want to do. Ready? Ready? | |
| I'm saying that it's over and this is the person telling me I'm wrong. | |
| I'm going to have the salt please. | |
| Lmfao Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was waiting for him to win it back in there because I wanted it as well. | |
| You know what, Bailey? Yes, you can. | |
| No way! Wow! | |
| I don't believe it! | |
| The legend isn't true at all. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. It's okay, friend. | |
| So everyone's being generous and passing the salt round tonight. | |
| Why? Why have you done this? | |
| Who is the instigator of the salt game? | |
| It's definitely Tristan. Does Tristan ever come anywhere, ever? | |
| He is Captain Fun, and once again, his seat is empty. | |
| So as long as Tristan refuses to come out, I'm going to give the salt. | |
| We're going to have a nice civilized time, and I'm going to tell him about that. | |
| I'm going to say, you know, when you're not around, Tristan, because you refuse to go anywhere, everyone just passes each other the salt. | |
| I'm going to go, I don't care. But he will care. | |
| It will bother him deep in his soul. | |
| And the next time he said we went out for dinner, we're going, I'm not coming. | |
| Say, I know you're not coming. Which means we'll be able to pass the salt around freely, Tristan. | |
| And I guarantee you that will annoy him so much he gets in his head. | |
| To take the salt. | |
| Master plan. That's going to strike an nerve with him. | |
| I already know. You have to do something. | |
| What's up, boys? Why are you filming me? | |
| There's a trick. It's actually not a trick. | |
| Something just happened and I think you're going to be just as surprised as I was. | |
| It's a trick, so tell me what's happened. | |
| Alex! | |
| Alex bought a motorbike. | |
| How did he afford that with his poker debts is my question. | |
| How do you afford that when you're in debt? | |
| It's a very good question. Yeah, don't you owe me $5,000? | |
| I actually do. So why'd you buy that? | |
| I'm actually gonna pay you. | |
| Have you ridden bikes before? | |
| No, my first time. Why did you decide to get a bike? | |
| Because I'm actually sick of the traffic in Bucharest and I've done a lot of like street trips and stuff like that. | |
| So yeah, I bought this for Bucharest mainly. | |
| How do you buy a bike when you owe me five grand? | |
| The real question is this, Tristan, and I don't want us to hyperbolically state things just for take confidential. | |
| I want us to be completely honest. | |
| Deadly. No jokes. | |
| Let's be deadly honest. | |
| He dies on this bike. | |
| Bailey comes in. Alex is dead. | |
| He died on this bike. I'd probably say, where? | |
| At this point, he's died. | |
| What, he's dead? Yeah, he's dead. | |
| Shit. After that, how long would we sit around sad for before we're back to normal playing Uno? | |
| Six minutes? Wouldn't be long, would it? | |
| No. Nice. | |
| Would we throw him a nice funeral? | |
| No. We have to do something with this Lambo, though. | |
| What do you want us to do with your Lambo and you're dead? | |
| Who can drive it? No idea. | |
| How about this? If you die on that bike, I'll give that Lambo to a girl. | |
| No, no, no. This is the biggest sin. | |
| You cannot let my girlfriend drive your Lambo. | |
| So don't die. If I die... | |
| And you give the Lambo to a girl, I'm gonna haunt you. | |
| For the rest of your life. | |
| Bro, even as a ghost you can't- Pay me my fucking money instead of buying shit. | |
| We give you too much. The amount of money the Romanian state is spending trying to put me in jail, they could just fix their roads. | |
| One of the things that confuses me about Romania is how potholes this big even turn off on a road. | |
| It's a big pothole. No, but like that can't be accidental road damage. | |
| Someone has attacked the road, dug this hole, which would destroy all of my supercars, so I have to dodge it every day. | |
| It's been here for a year. | |
| No one's ever cleaned it. | |
| No one has any intention of filling the hole. | |
| How did that hole get here? | |
| It's a fucking crater. It's looking like a meteor must have hit. | |
| That can't have just accidentally happened in the road. | |
| There's no excuse for it. | |
| And you see these everywhere. Driving a car in Romania is driving on hard mode because you've got to avoid dogs, bears, Romanian drivers themselves, potholes, the whole thing's a joke. | |
| And the fact that that is right outside my house upsets me because I know one of these days Tristan, not me of course, I don't make mistakes, is going to bust a tire on him when he's not paying attention, speeding home at night. | |
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00:00:57
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