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March 4, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
03:07:46
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 40 - CANNOT KILL AN IDEA
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♪♪♪ Tristan, I was thinking, I'm missing my friends at home, and I would love to stream and just have a nice hangout with my friends.
Who are you, the fucking misogynistic Mr.
Rogers? Hi, neighbor.
Hi, neighbor. If you're a woman, make me a fucking sandwich.
And if you're a man, welcome to the Emerging Me.
This is the first episode of the series.
It's a series of short films.
I purchased a new keyboard, and it is rocked Andrew's fucking world.
As you can see, all the keys- can we zoom in?
Can we zoom in on me?
All the keys are little ducks and when you press it...
It quacks.
Yeah, but how do you...
You can't see what letters which.
No, you have to touch type. You have to just know what the keys are.
Because every single key is an identical...
And it actually types. Yeah, it types.
Would it be better if every letter was a D? No.
It's good. It's functional.
F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N-Y-L. Functional.
See? Works fine. And it quacks every time you press a button.
And that is actually all I'm going to talk about.
Thank you for joining us on today's Emergency Meeting.
I'm done. So we're going to talk about that keyboard for the whole hour.
Yes. Fine. You know what?
You think that would annoy me.
Okay. But I'm going to get you back at your own game.
Alright. For the next hour, we are only talking about...
The quacking keyboard. The quacking keyboard.
So Tristan, on this emergency meeting, please tell everyone the story of where you procured this beautiful, unique keyboard.
Well, I saw one online, and I thought that's really cool.
I should get one and take it on the emergency meeting.
So I bought one and it's here on the emergency meeting.
But I can't help but feel it like I got a little bit scammed.
So what they do is, for the price of, I think it cost me $400 with all the shipping to get it here, because it was almost impossible to get hold of.
What they do is they give you a keyboard, okay, with a bunch of ducks on it, and then you download a program which changes the key sounds to ducks even on your normal keyboard.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the keyboard doesn't do anything.
So your normal keyboard now makes duck sounds.
Yes, on my actual Mac.
So, they make you install a piece of software.
Duckware! The ducks on the keyboard don't have anything to do with the quacking when you push them.
So you've installed some super virus that's gonna steal your crypto on your computer.
Worth it! So that there's a duck sound every time you use any keyboard.
Yeah, any keyboard. Including the one that's ducks.
Including the one that's ducks, yes.
Absolutely. I'm gonna lose millions of dollars of crypto.
100%. I think I've looked from like Taiwan or something.
This can't be good.
Well, it is good.
One in the chat, if you like my keyboard.
And obviously if you were me typing ones, it would make this sound.
Alright, everybody, quickly, onto something serious.
Download the Rumble application on your phones, download it, and subscribe to this channel, because we're going to start sending out notifications when emergency meetings happen.
Because right now, we announce the emergency meetings on Twitter, we give you guys three or four hours, whatever.
But when the summer comes, and we're in supercars, and we're traveling around the world, and we finally ever get free of this Matrix attack, or we're on private jets, etc., we're just going to randomly do emergency meetings with no two-hour countdown, no announcement, no warning.
It's just going to go random. So you need to have the Rumble application on your phone so that it'll go beep, beep, beep, emergency meeting at any random point.
Three in the morning, three in the afternoon.
Who knows? Who knows where we'll be?
Could be on the moon. Could be in Switzerland.
Tristan could have a new keyboard.
You're going to miss out if you don't download the Rumble application and subscribe to this channel on the app.
So to give you time to do that, we're going to play Mr.
Producer again. Download the Rumble app on your phone right now and subscribe to this channel quickly.
This is so ridiculous.
Tristan. I notice when you press buttons on your keyboard, there's no quack. That is true, there's no quack when I use my keyboard, correct?
Why? Because I haven't installed that bullshit software on my computer.
Listen, I'm gonna install the quacking malware everywhere.
Every device you- You just admitted it's malware!
It's definitely malware. It's definitely malware.
Well, who am I gonna call if all my crypto goes missing?
The fucking Duck Quack Company.
This piece of shit is made in China. Do you know who'd take all your crypto with that app?
Scrooge McDuck. That's ducking crazy.
You're quackers. Ha ha ha!
That was good. Go on.
Emergency meeting. Go. Emergency meeting, ladies and gentlemen.
Andrew has very important things to say.
So on this work to me world is on my turn skateboard Wait
Right Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Anyway, so in the theme of the duck keyboard, I think we should talk about shit animals.
I had a girlfriend once, long time ago, and her nickname was duck.
And she said, why am I a duck of all the animals?
And I said, because you quack and quack.
No one gives a shit.
You have no weapons.
No. You can't bite.
You have no claws.
You're just there complaining.
Stop cheating on me.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
And truthfully, every single animal you can name could kill you.
A house cat could kill you.
A mouse could probably bite you to death.
You're small. Quack, quack, cheating.
Quack, quack. You have no...
How does a duck attack you?
You know, I don't know why I know this.
The standard mallard duck, the duck that you see in ponds and lakes, is the most sexually aggressive species known on the planet, on the face of the earth, during mating season.
It's the only species on the planet besides humans in which homosexual necrophilia has been witnessed by people studying them.
Because they'll fuck dead bodies of even male ducks because they get so horny.
And that's your keyboard. Look this up, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not making this up. You're accused of sex crimes.
You know who will kill all your ducks? G! G! Get up!
G! There's a duck! G! There's a duck!
Quickly! G! There's a duck!
Get the duck! G! Get the duck!
G! Get the duck! G hates cigarette smoke.
G doesn't care. G's asleep.
G thinks you're a loser.
Does G have a duck keyboard?
Do you? Does anybody?
No. So I had a girlfriend called Doc.
That reminded me of that. But the shittest animal of all the animals on the planet happens to be one of the most revered.
Isn't it unfair how the Matrix works, where sometimes the shittest things are the most loved, and it doesn't make sense?
I've never understood it. You know what?
I want everyone at home to understand something.
I know right now I'm the most famous man, the most loved man on the planet, and everyone goes, Top G, and I'm the most famous guy, and everyone comes out to me and respects me, etc.
But for a long period of my life, people were just saying, you're crazy and you're wrong, Andrew.
And I was sitting there going, but I'm not wrong.
I'm right. Everyone else is wrong.
And I had to sit and stick to my convictions.
You know, like only five or six years ago when YouTube was full of these YouTubers and they're all fucking dorks.
Some dude's putting on makeup and he's got billion followers.
And it's like, who the fuck are these people?
I remember looking, but even before me and you were public figures and just saying, who are these people?
Who is watching this dude?
Put on mascara.
Why does he have 10 million subscribers?
Who is watching this crap?
And now I think the world's woken up and understands that these people are nerds.
But at the time, I was just like, what the fuck is going on?
Anyway, so we're going to fix the world now with everybody's love of this animal, which upsets me.
The world's shittest animal I have decided, conclusively, and I'm never wrong, are pandas.
And I'm tired of people liking pandas, because they're cute, because pandas are dumb as fuck.
How do pandas survive in the wild?
Newsflash, they don't.
Yeah, good point. They don't survive.
We have to force them to have sex.
And even then, it's hard.
Like your cousin. Otherwise, they're just gonna sit around and die.
Let's look at your mates.
I had an ex-girlfriend once, whose nickname was Panda.
Did you? Yeah. Weren't you dating her at the same time as Dating Duck?
I think. She had a little hat that looked like a panda.
And she had a panda hat and I nicknamed her Panda.
And she was quite attractive because I was about 24 and she was like 22.
But now she's probably 32 and ugly.
Whoa! And if you're watching, I'm sure you've gone downhill.
But it's okay. It's okay.
I had your good years. Thank you.
Let's look at some pandas, your mates.
These are Tristan's mates, everybody.
Tristan, can you tell us about your mates in real time?
Here's why pandas are the stupidest animals.
First off, pandas are famously clumsy.
They often tumble out of trees, and although it looks comical, these falls can sometimes be dangerous, even fatal.
It's like they forget they're up in a tree.
Then there's their bizarre diet.
Despite having the digestive system of a carnivore, pandas eat almost exclusively bamboo,
which doesn't provide much energy.
They have to consume up to 40 pounds of it every day just to stay alive.
That's like a human deciding to live solely on lettuce.
But perhaps the most puzzling is their approach to reproduction.
Pandas are notorious for their low libido, which is a major headache for conservation efforts.
They often show little interest in mating, and when they do, they don't always know how.
Plus, female pandas are only fertile for about two days a year.
And let's not forget, mother pandas sometimes neglect or even harm their cubs unintentionally due to their sheer clumsiness or inability to handle more than one cub at a time.
Why do we try to keep those things alive?
So they eat the wrong thing.
They barely fuck.
Even if we keep them in perfect conditions in conservation, we struggle to make them reproduce.
They fall over.
They hurt themselves. They hurt their children.
They're the world's shittest animal.
And everybody's obsessed with them.
Yay, pandas! They're literally absolute fuck-ups.
I'd eat a panda. At what point, I'm wondering, will human history get to such, or human civilization get to such a dire status that we no longer have the energy to worry about the pandas?
When humanity is so messed up and people can't survive and there's war and all these terrible things are happening, there has to be a point in the future where people go, look, we just don't have time for these fuckers anymore.
And they all just, what, just die?
I have an idea. Panda-themed keyboard.
Revolutionary business idea.
Go to topg.com tomorrow, and I'm going to get a panda-themed keyboard, and we're going to sell it.
Okay, is that going to make you happy?
Speaking of which, theyloveclyde says, fireblood tastes like shit.
Thank you, I love it. Fireblood is disgusting.
Fireblood is disgusting. But anyway, pandas are the world's worst animal, and I don't understand why they are so revered when all they do is monumentally fail.
Tristan, tell us. I want you to explain this to me.
Why people like pandas, because I don't get it.
Thank you, Tates, for everything that you do.
You guys have changed my whole life.
Does the G stand for duck?
Yes. Yes, it does.
I can actually use...
It's not malware, I promise.
I can move the duck keyboard away and just use my laptop as normal and have the power of duck quack.
Can you tell us about your mate, the panda, please?
Yeah, so panda-themed keyboard.
Every time you push a button, someone doesn't have sex.
Probably you. Because you have a panda keyboard.
Duck keyboard's fucked.
What rhymes with duck?
Fuck. Why is the panda doing this?
How is that a predator? Yeah, I think kill all the pandas.
Can we start a campaign?
Well, that would get us loved around the world.
Kill all pandas.
Let's get that hashtag trendy on X. So pandas are useless losers.
Can we all agree on that? I'm tweeting kill all pandas right now.
No you're not. Don't do Tristan.
Why? Because somehow we're going to end up in front of the fucking worldwide wildlife funds court criminal justice system.
Uh oh I've already done it. I killed the pandas.
Whoops. And it quacked as I typed it.
Pandas only survive down to charity, right, G? The charity of people who have nothing else good to do.
It's basically because they're cute.
You know what pandas are? Pandas are like those hot chicks, which are completely inept.
But because they're hot...
Oh, you mean all of them? Whoa, this sounds misogynistic, Tristan.
Please elaborate without being a misogynist.
Hot women...
I was talking to a hot girl the other day.
I was. And she was talking about her degree and how much she likes her degree.
And I said, you do realize that no one cares about your degree?
And she said, what do you mean? I said, well, you'd still be sitting here at this table if you didn't have a degree.
And she said, oh, really?
And I said, what's your degree in?
And she said, IT and business.
And I said, I run an IT business, literally, and don't have a degree.
And your job is basically knowing me.
That's it. So yeah, Hulk women are basically useless.
And there's people who go out of their way to keep these creatures alive purely because of how they look.
Yes. Because I'm sure if any other animal which was less cute was this inept, we would have just let it die long ago.
Yeah, if it was like a fucking roach or something that didn't want to fuck.
No one gets the roaches fucking, do they?
No one's trying to have a roach orgy.
Okay, hashtag kill the pandas.
Let's see what results I got.
Why? Why? Okay, one sec, one sec.
This guy might be onto something on X. Pandas aren't real.
The rabbit hole goes deeper.
Have you ever seen a panda in real life?
I think I actually have.
Hmm, I haven't. I think you're lying.
I think you made it up. It's a hologram.
Have you ever touched it? No, I've never touched a panda.
So they're not real animals. So maybe this is part of the Matrix PSYOP to try and convince you that if you do nothing with your life and you're inept and you're lazy and you're stupid and you're clumsy that someone's going to come along and take care of you and you can end up living in the conservation pods eating the food they give you living inside of their Matrix prison and you don't have to try your very best to be a competitive individual like I always teach.
Maybe pandas are part of the Matrix propaganda trying to convince everyone at home to be lazy and stupid and clumsy and slow.
Maybe they don't even exist.
Name one panda you're friends with.
I can't. I was going to do a comparison between pandas and the average man, but truthfully, I don't think the average animal is as bad as a panda.
I think pandas are the worst of the worst.
Of all the animals, you hate pandas the most?
I just don't like their ineptitude.
I don't like ineptitude around me.
I don't like seeing people fail around me.
I mean, are you black or you're white?
Make up your mind. Me?
Depends on the day. Pandas.
Ah, pandas, yeah. They should really just make up their mind.
They should make up their mind. I saw, like, there's...
I have to be so careful.
I'm going to end up in jail. Top 2 saved my life.
I'm now financially free from Bishop.
I saw some ineptitude the other day.
I was driving in my car and there was a beautiful woman next to me and we stopped.
And I said, get out. She goes, and I was sitting in the car waiting for her to get out.
I have this thing I don't like doing.
I don't like getting out the car and then waiting for the woman to get out because then I stand around outside my car and I'm like vulnerable to attack.
So I'm like, get out. And then when you're out, I'll get out because otherwise I have to stand around and wait for six fucking minutes for you to undo a seatbelt and pick up a handbag.
Yeah. Most men probably don't notice this because they're inept and slow themselves.
Pull up in your car and say, let's get out.
And you're out. Boom. And then you look back like 30 seconds later and she's like, getting her bag, undoing her belt, looking for her lip gloss.
Bro, get out the car!
Andrew, you sound like a misogynist.
Anyway, so I was going to compare the average man to a panda because I was going to talk about how pandas rely on the matrix to survive.
And pandas need people to go out of their way to keep them alive and to allow them to reproduce and to feed them.
Because if they're ever left to their own devices, they do nothing but monumentally fail against the other animals which are out there.
The other bears...
Brown bears aren't...
Grizzly bears aren't useless.
Only pandas are useless.
There's other bears out there which manage to survive just fine.
Don't grizzly bears catch fish?
Fish are quick. Polar bears are one of the only animals in the world that see humans as a food source and actively try to eat people.
There you go. Panda doesn't do that.
Panda's lame. Panda eats what?
Trees. Sticks. Sticks.
Fucking hell. The emergency meeting can't be duck, keyboard, and pandas.
People tune in to get the real hard-hitting facts about the world.
They want to hear the truth.
They want to be awoken. Okay, well here's the truth.
The truth is as follows.
Quack, quack.
Hmph.
Heh heh heh heh.
I'm only talking about the duck keyboard.
...
...
Someone said, Hi Tristan, are you aware that the duck keyboard was posted as an example in the e-commerce campus, so you probably bought it from a real world member?
It's all gone full circle, right?
You've worked me out.
The whole idea behind starting the real world all those years ago was so I could eventually get my hands on my duck keyboard.
I can't be the reason. I trained people up and hired a professor in e-commerce to teach people the skills to make money online by running e-commerce stores.
And I did that all planned, planned out in advance so that somebody would start selling duck keyboards and I could get one.
You know what's interesting about the real world?
Tell me. The real world is the only school that exists where when you join, you're forced to start a business and you only proceed in the school and get good grades if you make money.
Imagine going to a business school and you get to start a business on the first day and then to pass your lessons and pass your tests to progress with the class, your business has to make money.
So by the time you finish the school, you have a fully functioning, fully fledged business online, which is generating you income in real time.
Isn't that amazing that no other business school actually lets you start a business?
Only our school says, okay, day one, let's start a business, let's start making money.
It's like going to a boxing gym and, you know, learning how to punch and getting good at boxing, or you can't progress.
Seems crazy that we're the only school that does it, but it seems that we are.
Right, we're going to go on, and I'm going to talk about how, because although we're talking about duck keyboards and pandas and garbage, today's emergency meeting is actually about...
I'm unplugging the duck keyboard. We're done.
How the bar of what the average man's life...
It's going to be reduced, reduced, reduced in real time.
So if you stay the average person, how bad life is going to become and how dystopian your future is.
And to do that, first thing we're going to do is we're going to cut the Twitter feed and you can find us exclusively on Rumble at Tate Speech.
And we're going to wait for everybody by playing some Michael Jackson.
Rumble.com slash Tate Speech if you're watching on Twitter.
They don't really care about us, Tristan.
Hate me, hate me, you can never break me.
Will me, spill me, you can never kill me.
Juvie, soovie, everybody do me.
Kick me, kite me, don't jump like a kite.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
I show me money to cover my life.
I have a family, children who love me.
I got the freedom of police brutality.
I'm not a man to be judged.
you The government don't wanna see.
But if all the bell was a-diddin' He wouldn't let this be, no, no
Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game
So beat the fat, you can never track Hit me, kick me, you can never get me
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
Some things in life they just don't wanna see But if all the news was a-diddin'
He wouldn't let this be, no, no Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad
Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game So beat the fat, you can never track
Hit me, kick me, you can never get me All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us I'm dead to the line, you to the feeling
They don't really care about us Don't use the night to fuck with the feeling
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us Woo-hoo!
Okay, so we're done with the ducks, and we're done with pandas.
Okay, so we're done with the ducks and we're done with pandas Well, the pandas were an interesting point for me to mention because the point I was trying to make is that the amount of energy that comes or the amount of energy that is required to keep pandas alive is unsustainable.
You need to have people who truly care about these people or these creatures, pandas themselves, reproducing.
So the amount of energy required to keep pandas in the food web is Is an unsustainable level because you need to have people who wake up every day and think, I'm going to dedicate my time and energy to try and make a panda do the basic things it should do.
I'm going to teach it how to eat.
I'm going to try and convince it to have sex.
I'm going to try and convince it to not hurt itself, not be clumsy, not be stupid.
People are going out of their way, dedicating their lives to try and keep pandas alive.
Now, most of you at home don't realize that you're much closer to a panda than an independent entity.
You have some animals which nobody tries to help them.
Nobody wakes up and goes, we want to keep those animals alive.
They are self-propelling.
They understand that if they don't do what is necessary, they will fail.
And they don't have anyone to rely on, nothing to fall back on.
It's just themselves.
And then you have pandas who sit around, falling over, waiting for somebody to clean up after them.
And you have to ask yourself an honest question.
Do you need somebody to motivate you before you train?
Does your girlfriend have to convince you to put the video games down for you to put them down?
Do you need to hear or do you need to be given something from outside, from the external, for you to end up doing any of the things which are required for the basic premise of survival?
And a lot of people will say, well, you know, it doesn't matter if I don't have that much help or it doesn't matter if I don't try that hard because I want to be the average man.
And I was having this conversation yesterday, which is what inspired this emergency meeting, and I was talking about the fact that Average is simply failing so similarly to the people around you that you don't realize you failed at all.
Everyone else around you is failing the same way, so you don't see it as failure.
You see it as average. But if the bar of the average person's life is being constantly reduced, It doesn't matter if you're an average person because you've moved into loserdom.
In the 1950s, the average man had a good house.
He had a wife who loved him. He had children.
He had a nice car on the drive.
He was the king of his castle.
Nowadays, the average man can't pay his bills.
Divorced wife. His kids don't listen to him.
He's not respected.
He's in debt. Now, he's still average.
But you can't compare him to the man from the 1950s who was average.
The social standing for average is being pushed further and further down.
The average man's life is going to get worse and worse and worse.
So claiming that your average is no longer enough.
In fact...
For you to have a life like the average man had in the 1950s, a nice big house, multiple cars on the drive, a woman who adores you, who will birth your children, who obeys you, who stays at home and cooks and cleans, children who love you and would obey you and fear you when you raise your voice, who adopt your creeds and your worldviews, for you to have the average man's life today, you're now an exceptional man.
Yeah, you need 150k a year to get that.
150k. Minimum.
Minimum. So, the average man's life is actually an exceptional man's life depending on the time you look at it and depends on the time frame because they're pushing down the average man's life further and further.
You're not allowed to be an average man anymore.
You're not allowed to be a panda and sit around waiting for the government or your girlfriend or your mom or your friends or anybody else to take care of you and convince you to not be an idiot.
Because let me tell you something. Pandas actually have people waking up thinking, I need to save these lazy, inept, useless creatures.
You don't have that luxury.
No one cares about you.
You're not cute. There's no activists.
Save... Steven.
Steven! We need to give up our life to help Steven because Steven's a brokie with no Ferrari.
Yay, Steven. Nobody cares about Steven.
You're not as cute as the pandas.
You need to be a grizzly bear.
Now, grizzly bears are very different than pandas because grizzly bears don't take shit from nobody.
Look at this. This is why you should never try to outrun a bear.
Yeah guys, the video you just watched is a perfect example of why people always tell you to never try to outrun a bear.
So for context, I came across this video on my For You page and this guy saw a bear up on the mountain so he started to film it.
And that's when the bear started sprinting down the side of the mountain.
And this guy captured a perfect clip of just why you should never try to run from bears.
As you can see in the video, this bear was absolutely getting with it and they are super fast.
And if you couldn't tell, the bear in this video is a brown bear.
And it's honestly crazy just how fast these things are, considering they can weigh up to 1,300 pounds.
But if you guys didn't already know, brown bears can run up to 35 miles per hour.
And just for comparison, the average human male can run 8 miles per hour.
So yeah guys, if you ever come across a brown bear, definitely do not try to outrun it.
As you just see in this video, it's definitely not- So are you a grizzly bear or are you a panda?
No one had to convince that grizzly bear to charge at whatever he was charging at.
The grizzly bear smells food far away, gets up off its ass and decides to go get it.
Children roasting marshmallows in the forest.
Oh, some little children have gone on a camping trip and want to roast marshmallows in the forest.
Let's murder them. It's only four miles away.
Let me just run over there and see if there's any marshmallows and toddlers to eat.
That is an animal.
That is a hero. Tristan, do you know how many times I've...
This is an actual, honest, serious question.
How many times have I sat to you and said, I know a guy who's getting rich this way.
We need to find a way to get rich that way.
Yes. I smelt marshmallows far in the distance, but I saw some dude with something I wanted back when I was broke, and I was like, we have to do that!
And we charged through the forest, and by the time we got to the campfire, the little children were back on their school bus.
This time. But one of those days.
One of the days, we managed to finally get some marshmallows.
A panda would smell it far away and it would lay there and go, Dude, someone bring me marshmallows.
I'm cute! That's you with your fucking Uber Eats.
Duh! Duh!
No! Because what's gonna happen when I talked about the conservationists?
One day waking up with bigger problems and trying to keep these dumb animals alive.
It's exactly the same for you.
I believe the world is going to soon enter a period of chaos.
And when it enters a period of chaos, other people are going to be too busy to survive themselves to then start worrying about you, motivating you, convincing you, educating you.
All of that's out the window.
They're going to leave you to starve to death.
So you need to adopt more grizzly bear principles and less sit-around-lazy-someone-will-take-care-of-me panda principles.
And that's why I think pandas are a psy-op set by the Matrix if they exist at all.
There could be Chinese men in suits who did 9-11.
What's that? So the Chinese have used TikTok to fry everyone's attention span in the West, yeah?
Yeah. The Chinese are actively...
Masterminding the downfall of the West, yes?
Where do pandas come from?
Where are pandas native to?
That's a good point. I think it's a Chinese man in a suit.
There's no such thing as pandas.
There never has been. Okay.
If you think you've seen a panda, that was Ching Chong in a bear suit.
And his goal was to teach you that it's okay to be lazy and stupid.
Yes, exactly. It's a Chinese psyop.
Pandas are a Chinese conspiracy, like global warming.
That's a man.
Look, where's the money?
Give me the money!
How dare somebody get out of that bus and say something to me?
You're gonna fall over on some Z.
You need to be more like that guy.
You need to be more like that guy.
When's the last time you walked down the street like that guy?
Every day. You people at home are sitting around fucking kerfuffling.
Kerfuffling. Playing with your little panda winky.
Oops, my winky.
Oops, my winky. Because I want to have a thought experiment because we're sitting here with our friends.
And that's why we're doing this stream.
Because we said, let's just go sit with our friends.
How is the average person's life going to improve across the next 10 to 15 years?
It's not. It's going to get shit. Inflation's eating everyone's ass.
Here's an email I wrote today.
Life is absolutely fair and losers don't get trophies.
The weak lions do not get to have children and the sick antelopes die first.
Nothing has changed. If you're weak, your legacy dies.
Death just comes in many different forms.
You think being Being average is fine because you think that means kids, wife, job, and your legacy continues.
But average means average.
And you don't get to define the definition of average, your government does.
The average today is a divorced wife paying child support with one or two kids who have been programmed by the school and the ex-wife to hate you.
This is exactly where you're going to end up if you want to stay the average person.
Average men are cut slaves that will be useless tomorrow because they'll be replaced by AI. And you're living in the most disruptive times in human history, hard times, when even capable lions die.
You're going to watch helplessly while your wife feeds your 11-year-old son hormone pills and the state forces you to watch it as inclusivity training.
You're going to ask God why this has happened.
He's going to respond to you with very simple wisdom.
An average life led to an average outcome.
And the average man's outcome for the future is dire.
Life is perfectly fair as it's always been.
You don't want the average man's life now and you certainly don't want it in 30 years from now.
You want it in the top point, not, not, not, 1%.
And you must act accordingly.
It's funny you said about inflation because that was very interesting.
Let me talk to you some rich people stuff.
Everyone's saying about inflation and people are going, oh, the price of bread has doubled.
It cost me $2 for bread and eggs.
Eggs are up 30 cents.
Cool. That's brokey shit.
I'm going to talk about rich man's inflation.
We have four McLaren 765s.
When I bought my first one, fully spec'd out, it was around 390,000 euro.
When I bought my last one, it was 650,000 euro.
In two years, the price of supercars has doubled!
Yeah, remember supercars, quarter of a million was a supercar.
Yeah, 200 grand, 250 was a supercar.
You can't get anything, not new, not good condition, not brand new.
You can't get anything for 250 now.
400, 500 minimum?
So you're worried about the price of bread, but you don't even want bread.
You need bread. The things you actually want, the supercars, the yachts, the luxury penthouses, they are increasing faster than food.
They're massively outpacing inflation.
So you're getting further and further away from your dream life each day.
I have individual properties.
Listen to me very carefully. Individual buildings that have gone up Buy more in the last two years than you will ever earn in your entire life.
Think about that. I have individual buildings, I'll say it again, that have increased in price more in the past two years than you will earn in your entire life if you don't change things.
So how do you expect to ever be sitting at a table with me?
So if you were 10 grand a month 10 years ago, and you knew that a quarter of a million dollar car was probably hard to achieve, Nowadays, if you earn 10 grand a month or even 15 grand a month, that quarter million pound car, that quarter million dollar car has doubled in price and you're still stuck dreaming of one day owning one.
Your dream life is outpacing you.
And they talk about the basic inflation.
Not only do you have less disposable income because you're busy buying food and paying bills, you have less than ever before, but the life you actually want is getting more expensive Exponentially.
At a rate which is making it impossible for you to ever catch up and achieve it.
The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.
And the gap is getting wider and wider and wider.
And if you don't get up here with us, you're going to end up being the average person.
And the average person's life is about to be decimated because you no longer get any of the intangibles, any of the basic things that made you happy as a man which didn't cost money.
Like a loving wife.
Like having authority in your home.
Like being respected for your opinion.
You don't get any of that anymore.
Only thing you have left is to become a high status enough male that a woman goes, I better listen to this man.
I love him because I can't replace him.
But if you're average, you're very replaceable.
The average person's life is being decimated.
You can no longer be average.
And what I want you to do is sit and analyze, are you a panda or are you a grizzly?
Last time you did anything significant or remarkable, if you've ever done it at all, did somebody else convince you to do it?
Did somebody have to come along and drag you out of bed?
Or did you just get up yourself and smell marshmallows four miles away and decide to charge at the campfire?
You have to make that decision. The average person's life is going to get destroyed.
And I would actually like to start somehow tracking.
I might do this on CobraTake.com.
We're going to put together a snapshot of the average man's life in 1950, 1960, 1970, 1980, 1990.
Average wages, average house price, average car price, purchasing power, average number of kids, average number of years a marriage lasted before divorce.
Average weight of the average woman.
Absolutely. Let's put it all together.
And let's measure it now.
And if we're still alive in 10 years from now, let's look at how bad the average person's life will become.
And I'm glad I'm not average.
I'm just talking from up above in the clouds, looking down on the ant farm, saying, guys!
In our ivory tower.
In our ivory tower, made of solid ivory.
Fuck the elephants. Guys, it's crap down there.
You have to get up here.
You can't be the average man anymore.
You have to accept that being called average is basically an insult.
Because the amount of energy required to make lazy people do things is simply too high and too large.
And as the world gets more and more perilous, energy is going to be a finite resource.
And it cannot be wasted.
Putting energy into losers is simply not cost effective.
We can look at this also with the media landscape.
Let's look at MSM. How much energy has gone into MSM? How much money?
How much corporate sponsorships?
How much government backing?
Government money? They broadcast it everywhere for free.
They basically mean you can't avoid it.
It's in every airport. It's on every news channel, etc.
They are trying to keep these lies alive.
They're panda bears because they're not capable and they don't tell the truth.
All they do is lie. And what's happened to MSM in recent times?
Died. It has fucking died.
I get more engagements on a post than the BBC. The BBC. The Batty Boy Club.
I get more. Look at this here.
Or is there a bear on the screen?
Fox News down 16%.
Washington Post 14%.
CNN 16%.
BBC can't see it because Tristan's in the way, so...
7.8%.
Why do you think that is?
Because instead of being capable, instead of going out there and saying, we're going to go out there and find the truth.
No, they're sitting around waiting to be force-fed garbage.
Like a panda. Yep.
And no matter how large or how interested people are in trying to keep you alive, because governments are very interested in keeping their propaganda mechanisms alive, you can't continue to propagate lies.
The amount of energy required is unlimited.
To keep a lie afloat requires unlimited energy.
You have to constantly be lying all the time because people's innate perceptions and their innate masculine capabilities and their innate...
Desires will always run true in the end unless you constantly and endlessly suppress.
So I believe we're entering a war in which efficiency will win.
Very much like boxing.
The fighter who is efficient doesn't get tired.
And it's going to become extremely inefficient for people to try and convince losers to act.
So I really want this to be a thought experiment for all of you at home.
Of all the times you've been a panda and waited for shit to happen for you, or needed someone to do something for you, and all the times you've been a grizzly and got up and actually did something yourself.
You know, I was talking on the Rob Moore podcast, shout out to Rob Moore, about the worst advice I've ever heard.
And the internet is full of it.
It's exactly what you're talking about.
The internet is filled with the worst advice I've ever heard.
And you hear it all the time.
When they say, some flowers take longer to bloom than other flowers.
It's all part of the plan.
Everything's fine. Don't panic.
Who reads that?
Whose life is shit and reads that and thinks, thank God, everything's fine.
Now's the time to fucking panic.
And one of the best places you can go to for advice, besides obviously the Emergency Meeting Podcast and Rumble and some of the other creators on here, is the Vice website.
A Vice? Yeah.
Yeah, how to, what, engage in sexual intercourse with fat transgender prostitutes and sniff cocaine?
What happens when you drink an entire bottle of weed lube?
I can't believe these guys went bust.
It's crazy to me.
I mean surely that's very useful in the world today.
Your mates. Who's reading that?
Me. You know who's reading that?
Me. Pandas.
No. Panda type people are the exact people who are going to sit and read Vice News as if it has anything interesting to say at all.
This is an old video but it's very funny.
So we're going to play it. I've seen it before.
Have you seen it? No.
Here you go, friend. Mr.
Producer. Yeah, pretty accurate. It's panda distractions trying to keep you in your little panda cage, hoping the bamboo keeps turning up.
Because what happens when you're a panda?
One day, when all the people have given up on you, you're going to go to your food hole expecting to see bamboo, and no bamboo will be in there.
Because everyone's given up on trying to keep your stupid lazy ass alive.
And then you're going to have to go and find your own bamboo.
And you're not going to know how.
A grizzly will know what to do if he doesn't find food on his doorstep because he never has.
His entire life he's had to go out there and get it himself.
But a panda, as soon as people stop taking care of them, they're all just going to die out.
And that's you. And that's you.
Here's some thought experiments.
Genuine thought experiments for the people at home.
Imagine you don't have your rent.
Forget wherever you've got it from, your job, your savings, whatever.
Rent's due in a week and you don't have it.
How can you make it?
Why don't you think about this and say, you know what?
I don't have my rent. For the next seven days, I don't have rent and I need to make $1,000 or I'm going to be homeless.
I'm going to get up at 6 a.m.
every day and I'm going to find a way to make that rent.
Because if you manage to pull that off, your entire attitude towards life and towards money will change forever.
Yeah, it's not even about the rent.
It's not about the rent. It's about the fact that you put yourself under pressure and had to perform and managed to pull it off, doing something you would never have normally done, being unconventional, thinking outside of the box.
That's an experiment which I would encourage all of you to undertake right now.
What's the worst that can happen? You fail.
You don't get any broker.
You're fine. But most of you still won't do that.
Most of you are pandas. A grizzly will say, yeah, alright.
I'm going to do that. I'm not going to pay my rent until I find a way to make brand new money.
And then I'm going to pay my rent.
Yeah, very interesting thought experiment and everybody should absolutely try at home.
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And I'll tell you how we know it's not impossible.
Because somebody...
Made... I think a lot of it was shipping.
Like a hundred dollars selling me this.
It is possible.
You don't have a hundred dollars.
You're looking on Uber Eats right now.
Windows shopping for food you can't afford.
You got no girlfriend.
Can't take your woman on a date.
You're sitting at home. Can't buy the latest video game to jack off to whatever people do with video games.
But somebody made a hundred dollars selling me a duck keyboard.
You are being outperformed by a guy who sells little plastic ducks on a keyboard.
I would like you to understand that, people at home.
This guy has more money than you.
How do you feel? I'm starting to think, Tristan.
Look, there's a duck face on the bottom.
It looks sad.
I'm starting to think...
...that maybe...
...we should plan a grand exit.
Like, I was right with everything I've ever predicted.
Everything I've ever said came true.
And the day the average person's life finally becomes unlivable, we just disappear from the internet and disappear from the world.
No one ever sees this ever again. It's not a bad idea.
Like I told you- There'll be a lot less jail if we stop talking on the internet.
A lot less. Like, we prophecy, we prophesize what's gonna come, and when it finally comes, everyone goes, Tate was right!
Where is he? No, he's done his job.
The ghost appeared in the night and warned you.
And you woke up and failed to act.
And now the ghost is gone.
Like a phantom, a specter.
Do we delete all of our old content?
Just disappear. And leave everybody to suffer.
Because you know what we're doing?
We're helping these people.
We're kind of like giving them bamboo.
Yeah, we're the panda keepers.
And a lot of them are just sitting around on their ass doing nothing.
Jerking off. Why are they gay?
Don't put this on. This has nothing to do with the meaning.
We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr...
Should I call you Mr?
Pepe Julian Onzima.
Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
Good morning. Good morning to you.
Why are you gay? Who says I'm gay?
Another thing I want to top you on here quickly.
What did that have to do with anything? Are you unhappy with my producing of this show?
You're unhappy with my producing of this show.
Why are you gay?
You are gay. Another thing I want to talk about besides the fact is why Tristan is gay.
Tell me. There's a lot of people who are very happy about the fact that the crack that we have been a huge contributor towards putting a...
The crack in the matrix to which we have been huge contributors to making.
Correct. Is that what you were trying to say?
I was going to use some other language.
Why are you gay? The crack which we contributed towards creating in the matrix itself.
I saw crack. has allowed a lot of the woke liberal garbage to be exposed within God's light and God's light is truth and it's being incinerated in the light of logic leaving a society which is far more rational and conservative than ever before certainly an internet and people are excited by this but please understand the reason liberalism existed in the first place is so that there were endless excuses for failure Why you're a loser?
Because of someone else of another color, or because of another political party, or because you're born in the wrong area, or because you have a mental illness, or because you should chop your dick off, whatever.
That's what liberalism was.
It was mega-cope! As that fades away, and we enter a new brutal realm of harsh realities, which a lot of you are excited about, the light of harsh reality, when it shines upon you, will do very little other than highlight your monumental failings.
As the world moves out of this woke garbage, and as the matrix cracks, it's going to be harder and harder for you now to convince people that you're something of merit.
You can't... There's a lot of people on the internet who think they're smart because they stand up and say, men can't have kids.
Yeah, you're right. Everybody knows that, and you're brave enough to say it.
Congratulations. Bitcoin is good.
Bitcoin's gonna go up.
That's not a brand anymore. No one cares.
That's not enough. Everybody knows it.
As the world becomes more awakened, you need to perform at a higher level, a higher echelon to be seen as competent because the bar is going to be raising.
As the average person's life is being decimated, the realm of competence is going to be a higher echelon.
It's going to be more difficult for you to reach than ever before.
So I think it would be asinine to sit at home and be excited by the fact that the world is waking up to the truths.
Because the truths are that you need to be strong and rich and interesting and charismatic.
You need to have a strong network.
You need to have fast cars and a private jet.
And you need to be above the law in some regards so that when they try and force you to take a matrix injection, you don't take it.
You now have higher parameters to reach.
There's now higher expectations upon you.
And that's what a lot of people don't understand about this matrix crack.
They're getting excited about it, not knowing that previously, with that woke garbage, if you were against it, but a loser, you could still hold on to some semblance of significance or masculinity.
But as everybody abandons it and it all falls away, then masculinity is going to be based purely on brutal competence.
How competent are you?
Pandas are not competent. Grizzly bears are competent.
How competent are you in general?
What problems do you fix on a daily basis?
It's extremely important you can answer that question for yourselves at home.
You know, and I was saying this, I went on a bit of a rant against entertainment streamers earlier when I was on X. And yeah, people are getting very, very bored of...
Gay nonsense.
Let's call it gay shit.
People are getting very, very bored of gay shit.
And I don't mean actual gay.
I mean, the streamers...
Well, my point on Exit I made earlier was...
Did you see that post I made?
About Kick being garbage?
No. Well, I said that if a platform had taken two young girls who were broke, who were sisters, and made them make out with each other, and then platformed them and made them famous just based on the fact that they're two little sisters making out with each other, and now they have money, that platform would be shut down.
But Kick did that with the Island Boys, and that's completely fine.
And I was saying how people are getting very, very bored of this crap.
You have to have a message that means something.
How dirty is going ass to mouth?
Is that a Vice article? That is a Vice article, you're right.
And as the world moves away from all this insanity, people are going to be looking for solutions.
And to look for solutions, they're going to be looking for people who can offer them, which means you have to be operating within a realm of competence.
Nobody's going to listen to you or be interested in what you say if you don't operate in that way.
Shit, that was the wrong answer. I should have said, not my problem.
Think about it. Anyway, as you were saying.
So what I want to do is, and the point of this emergency meeting was, we're going to put together the average man life tracker.
That's the first thing we're going to do.
If you go to coberttape.com.
Also, I'm going to put together something on the website that allows you to fill in basic questions and analyze where your life is currently.
And you'll get an email automatically two years from now.
Which will remind you of where you were and ask you where you are again.
So you can see if you have outpaced the inflation and decimation that the average man will be bestowed with.
So you can see. Two years ago I was here.
I got my email. Now I'm here.
But the average man two years ago was here and now the average man is there.
Have I truly outpaced the average man?
Am I earning a higher percentage of money than I was two years ago?
And does that higher percentage of money outpace what the average man's increase in wages ended up being?
So we're going to put together an average man tracker because I actually start to believe the average man Who's always been a slave, but has been afforded some luxuries, is soon going to be stripped of all luxuries and be left as nothing other than a slave, purely.
So I want to put that together.
I'm going to put it on CobraTape.com.
And I want people to participate and to come to the website, fill in the information.
You get an OMAC email two years from then, and you can track how much you've improved your life, if at all.
It's going to be very interesting to see.
Check it out. What's this?
An article you wrote?
Don't show me more advice.
What's this one? You can really have a great life with genital herpes.
Why we need gay sex education in schools.
How did this website go bust, bro?
No, but this is the point. Weissel's worth billions.
Now it's gone bust. Everyone's sick of this shit.
So if everyone's moving away from this liberal garbage, they're moving into the realm of competence, which means that the barrier of competence is going to raise.
Where do you fall?
I don't know. I want people to watch this show and feel anxiety and feel panic.
I want them to be concerned that they're not where they should be in their life, and I want them to be unhappy with themselves and want to take action.
But I'm not sure that they do.
I think they just find it all funny.
Yeah, they laugh.
This is entertainment to them. But it's not entertainment.
This is actually very serious.
And the second I feel like people aren't listening to us anymore is the second we're going to vanish.
But I want you to understand at home that the only reason we have a brand is because we prophesize.
And I'm telling you now, the average person's life is going to get crushed.
And you're going to need to be in the exceptional 0.1% to even live anything close to what the average person lived only 10 years ago.
That is the situation we're going to get in.
So you need to be competent in all realms.
You need to be physically strong, mentally strong, financially strong, strong network, all the things we've talked about.
Any super chats, Tristan, before we go?
Not very many. That's for Palestine.
Hi, gentlemen. I'm volunteering in a campaign to help 400 poor children in Bucharest.
And here's my email to manage donations.
I'm going to contact you, my friend.
I will actually contact you and see if I can help out at all because Bucharest is my home territory.
Hi, Andrew Tristan. I'm a young black animator and I've made a skit of you and Andrew on your emergency meeting.
Well, tweet it at me and if it's funny, I'll repost it.
And, Hi Andrew, Tristan, I'm 19, I have 10k in cash.
I know this is nothing for you, but for me it's a lot.
What can I do with this much money to turn it into more?
That's a good question. Trying to turn money into money is once again lazy.
People who make a little bit of money have this dream of putting their money to work for them.
10 grand is nothing. If you make a 10% return on 10 grand, your life doesn't change.
You need to find a skill and you need to make as much money as possible.
And only when you have millions can you truly turn money into money.
Another thing that's really interesting I want you to understand is that one of the best investments you can make with cash at any point is upgrading who you are.
Upgrade your character. As you make the money, hopefully you learn lessons along the way which allow you to become a better version of yourself which is more valuable than the money itself.
Whatever you did to earn it, the lessons you learn on the way is worth more than the money itself.
If you only have 10 grand, you should join the war room and you should get a strong network of competent men that hold you to the highest possible standard and push you to be a better version of yourself.
You should upgrade who you are because you will always own who you are.
It doesn't matter if you get thrown in a jail cell.
It doesn't matter if you're in a business meeting.
You are you. You should upgrade you.
That's what you should do. Because if you become a good enough person and a competent enough person, then you'll never fail.
There are certain men who can simply never fail because they know too much and they're too good at getting things done.
Those men are in the NBA. They can never go broke again.
So that's what you should do with your 10 grand.
This dream that you're going to get a little bit of money and put it to work for you is fantasy.
And it's the fantasy of the lazy loser who believes they can get hold of a couple thousand and that couple thousand will allow them to somehow never have to work again.
10 grand is nothing.
10 grand is lunch.
10 grand isn't even money.
Yeah, it is lunch. And if you're going to invest in something nowadays without taking risk, the most you can hope for is 6-7% a year, which barely outpaces inflation, if at all.
And 6-7% a year, $600 or $700 on your $10,000 is not enough to live on for an entire calendar year.
When you have $10 million...
Then you can come along and talk.
Then you can say, ah, my 6% or 7% a lot can be done.
Yeah, get back to work is the advice.
Get back to work or upgrade who you are as a person.
Take that 10 grand and go hire a fight coach or go to corporatetape.com and join the war room and become a better version of who you are yourself.
That's the best thing you can possibly do with that money.
It's the best investment you can possibly make.
Elon Musk is one of the most...
He's got to be one of the most influential people on the planet.
Probably the most influential man on the planet.
It'd be hard to argue against that.
And even he knows the tide is turned.
So as we prepare for woke to collapse, instead of rejoicing, especially if you're a panda bear, instead of rejoicing, you need to understand that this is actually going to put you into a arena, a gladiator arena, which is more brutal than ever before, where there's a higher standard of performance.
So I want you to understand this.
As woke collapses, that's fantastic, and it's entertaining, and it's funny.
That's great. But when the dust settles, And people are now once again being held at the masculine standards of old.
Do you look like a warrior?
Can you fight? Are you strong?
Are you rich? Can you take care of your family?
Do you have people you can call on a hard time?
Are you mentally strong?
Are you brave? All of these things which were once laughed at are now going to be held in high regard and you're going to be expected to have these things especially if you've been laughing at the woke crowd for all of this time.
If you were contributing to the demise of the woke agenda Then they're going to be asking you, well, why were you so against the woke agenda?
Because now that it's collapsed, we're looking at you as a man and you still fail in every single regard.
All of the age-old adages and the age-old masculine principles and properties are going to be expected of you people at home.
And you have to be able to perform because without the woke cushion to bounce off of, Another thing woke was great for is it was always great to point at someone who's in a worse case than you.
You may be an unimpressive man, but you can always say, well, at least I'm not woke.
That's great. But when that collapses, you can't point at them anymore.
They're going to say you're an unimpressive man and you're going to say, well, at least I'm not woke.
Woke is fringe. Woke is gone.
Woke is no longer the general consensus of the population.
It's disappeared. You're just unimpressive.
And it's become harder and harder for you to show the world that you're something of significance.
I want you to understand this.
I genuinely believe the barrier for what is going to be considered a masculine man of competence is going to become harder and harder to penetrate once woke collapses.
I think it's going to become more difficult for most people.
So guys, download the Rumble application.
I want you to download it because we're going to start doing impromptu emergency meetings.
I want all of you listening. Impromptu, random, just going to pop up out of nowhere.
So go to rumble.com, download the application, subscribe to our channel here at Tate Speech, and we're going to start doing completely impromptu ones, especially this summer.
Hopefully we've beaten our The Matrix attack by then and we're free once again.
And once we're free, we have some huge plans.
Maybe we'll be in a rainforest.
Maybe we'll be on a helicopter. No, we're not going to be on a helicopter.
No, helicopters suck. A boat?
Maybe. No oceans, though.
Let's build a giant swimming pool and put a boat in it.
A boat near the shore.
But we want you guys to be able to tune in because we're going to do short, snappy, impromptu emergency meetings.
We want you guys to not miss any of them.
Here's something I need to show these guys before we leave.
Our friends, because we're here to sit and talk with our friends, aren't we?
Hi, neighbor. Hi, neighbor. That's boring.
Hmm. Who's this guy?
He might say something smart.
Who's this guy? I would say this to introverts all the time as well.
I know if you're introverted, it can seem very daunting and stuff, but for certain aspects of your life, like women, like job interviews, being confident and being extroverted certainly helps.
And I do believe it's something you can learn.
You don't have to be a full-time psycho.
You have to be the center of attention. But to learn to speak confidently and learn to be just arrogant enough to be believable, I think it's something everyone can practice into and learn.
I learned it. I know it was so natural to me, but I literally sat and thought, how can I come across as so fantastic they have to hire me?
I realized that humble is not the way.
It was never the way. I think you need to be able to turn on that extra version when you need it.
But you have to be socially aware.
Obviously not when you don't need it, but when you do need it, it's there.
So it's all good.
It's just another skill to put in the box.
You've got to have as much as possible and something you can drag out when you need it.
That's all it is. So normally this is where I'd play the gay unicorn with the hat on his head and say it's you.
Yeah, I'm sick of that. People tweet that at me.
Do they? Yeah. So I'd start again.
No. Alright, next show.
I promise, guys, tune in to the next emergency meeting.
I promise I'll play that video for Tristan.
I promise. I won't be here. But guys, go to CobraTed.com, message the live chat.
Let them know if you're interested in our two-year tracker.
We're also going to start tracking the average person's life.
We're going to put on nice fancy graphs so you can understand the decimation which is going to be bestowed upon the average person.
And for the next emergency meeting, we're going to do mental Aikido and go through some of the mindset hacks that you can adopt and install in your mind that make winning in life easy.
Because let me tell you something. All these things we tell you about winning, it's not actually that difficult or that hard to do.
No, it's not. You just need to install some software in your mind that allows you to perform at the highest possible echelon.
And it's not difficult because most people don't do exactly that.
So the next emergency meeting is going to be soon.
It's going to be mental Aikido.
You're going to need a pen and paper and a notepad.
We're going to give you some mindset hacks because you live inside of your own mind.
We have a new Fireblood advertisement coming out tomorrow, which I'm very excited about.
Tristan has a duck keyboard, and on the next emergency meeting, I promise to show you Tristan with his gay unicorn hat on, because I know he likes that.
We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr...
Should I call you Mr?
Pepe Julian Onzima.
Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
Good morning. Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay? You are gay.
You are a transgender.
What shows that I'm gay?
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