This has nothing to do with me. Well, we drink because it's my birthday.
Okay, it's Alex's birthday.
So Alex is in charge of the drinking.
Yeah. Marcel, you're looking at me like this is my fault.
Alex doesn't drink. But wait, just a second.
This has something like, it doesn't write the number on it, but it has many plants.
Okay. So it's alcohol with plants.
Technically vodka is one plant, it's potatoes.
It's true. But this has digestive plants and herbs.
Are you trying to convince me that this is good for me?
Yeah, this is healthy. Cheers, my sir.
And you will like the taste. Okay.
Cheers. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Yeah. Happy birthday. Cheers, boys.
Honestly, that's not bad at all.
Yeah, it's not bad. It tastes like a cough medicine that you have when I was a kid.
I don't know, it's good though. Sizzurp.
Purple drink. My first one was to eat detox.
Really? Too bad.
Is it your birthday, Marcel? We'll be soon.
Alright, Marcel, I'm in charge of drinking for your birthday, yeah?
No. I think we need one more.
I'm down. I'm down.
You know that you need three victories in order to be the champion of the nation.
That is true. Last one.
To be fair, the bottle's getting very empty very fast.
So we've done three quarters of a bottle of liquor in a few minutes.
A few minutes in 30 seconds.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers. Nice.
It's very nice. It's getting better and better.
Better, better. With every shot.
One more? No! Your choice.
Okay. Time out.
Okay. We are the best team of men in the whole universe.
I think you should all know that. Only one condition.
Tell me. If we drink one shot more, your affirmation is true.
Only in this situation. One shot more?
One shot more. Well, it is your birthday, Alex.
You're in charge of the drinking. Let's do it.
Bailey, let's go.
Watch out.
Woo!
Woo!
Let's booze it up!
Let's booze it up!
Warming up! Are you zinning as well?
I was. I took my zinning as well.
The smallest one?
Nope. I'll happily take the smallest one because everyone knows I can drink the biggest one.
So give the slightly bigger one to Marcel.
Happy birthday, Alex. Happy birthday.
Let's go. Booze it up.
Shut the up, Chris.
Let's finish it. All right, let's go.
We need to finish the bottle. All right, let's go.
All right, let's go. Nice.
Now we're drinking. Now we're drinking.
Nice. No, that's Marcel's.
That's Marcel's. Quick, pick a shot glass, quick.
Okay, well... Whole bottle done in a couple minutes.
Happy birthday, Alex. Happy birthday, Alex.
Woo! You know what's funny?
This is my show on my channel.
Why am I filming so I'm not in the episode?
Alex, it's your birthday.
Star of the show. So, when are you...
Chris, put the polinka up.
No. Maybe.
No. No. No.
Your testosterone level needs to be as high as humanly possible, like mine is.
I'm going to tell you some real science.
Your cortisol needs to be as high as possible.
I'm very disappointed in my cortisol though.
I'm going through a matrix attack.
They took all my money. They put us in jail.
They're trying to put us in jail again in multiple countries.
I'm still only 60% stressed.
I'd be much happier if it was off the charts.
I'm going to give up on those massages.
Less massages, less relaxing.
I'm trying to have the nicotine, the caffeine, you know, get stressed as possible.
And the other biggest PSYOP on earth, and this is the biggest PSYOP in the world that people don't know about, so I'm about to bust the whole medical industry, it's even worse than the vaccine bar, is blood pressure.
They try and convince you that having high blood pressure is bad.
Imagine your blood flowing through your veins faster and harder.
Oh, excuse me, sir. You got high blood pressure?
Yeah, I bet I fucking do.
Would you rather fight a man with higher blood pressure than normal?
His blood pressure's high. Sounds to me like he's supercharged.
My blood travels at 400 miles an hour.
Of course it's fucking high. I'm not sitting around being lazy.
Your blood doesn't do shit, but mope around from place to place like you do.
That's why you're a fuck-up.
I demand to have high blood pressure for the rest of my fucking life.
And anyone who tries to make me make it go down, I refuse to adhere to.
How can that be bad?
Your veins are pressurized.
Rock-hard boners, you know?
Do you have a pen and paper?
Because I'm about to take you to school.
Sorry, do you see any dice on this table?
It's cause this ain't no fucking game.
I've decided that I now live inside of a mirrored ball.
Okay, I live inside of a mirrored ball.
And all the envy and hatred of all my enemies who sit at home going, he can't really just be tall and strong and rich and handsome or the big dick and be funny and be famous on the internet and have all these women who love him and drive all these fast cars.
It can't be true. He must be a bad person.
He's a human trafficker. And all this negative information.
That's me. A negative energy my way.
It bounces off. I'm one of them.
It bounces off my mirrored ball.
And it ends up going back to them and hits them deep in the heart.
And that's why they seethe with unhappiness.
Because they sit there watching me live this fantastic life.
Like, how did he get away with it in such a bad way?
I'm a good guy.
My wife won't set me off, but I'm good.
I can't pay the bills. Ah, how does he get away with it?
Because I'm a mirror ball and all the negative energy they take my way bounces back because I'm a master of the seven forms of Aikido.
And one day, they're going to accidentally run into me in public and they're going to be Amazed by my brilliance.
They're gonna stand there in adoration and they're gonna try very hard.
No, I know he looks perfect, but I'm not allowed to think he's perfect.
He's a bad person. They're gonna run up to me and say, you're a bad guy.
I'm gonna grab him by the little scrawny necks, pencil necks in front of their wives.
And their wife's gonna look at me with lust.
That's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna squeeze your neck.
And their wife will start taking her top off.
Trying to take my pants down while I'm strangling this fucking retard from Twitter to death.
To that! With my masterful Aikido.
With my ma- With my ma- With my masterful Aikido.
You've gathered in here to see you.
For a ritual sacrifice.
You need a man of Algerian descent.
Right here, buddy.
Why? It's a bit of power listening to scary music.
It's hilarious. Because you fucking rule.
It's got a point. It's only fit in there, really.
Yeah, but you can't vote, can ya?
Don't take the flash on our voice, I'll hit you if you are.
That's alright. We need more guns.
Guys, we need more guns.
I don't know if this will work.
I'm betting I didn't use any.
But the hot pot's still on.
Take one.
You can't flash it at us and then not take one.
No, Tristan, stop.
Do you think that's Tristan? Tristan's in here.
I have a good idea. Smokes?
Who knows? I don't think you're ready for the emotional stress of losing to me in the dark.
The emotional stress of losing to me in the dark.
You already kept the greens game.
Let's go! The blues and reds and yellows are now darker than before.
I'll use dark triad.
Practice and never reverse it.
Come on, D. Let's do it.
For the light. I want you all to know that your souls will never be the same after this crushing decimation.
Your souls will belong to me.
And guess how many souls you have?
I don't need cards to win.
Where are the cards? Alright.
I'm not the smartest guy in the world.
But I have an idea.
Boom! That is the smartest idea I've ever had in my entire life.
That is actually the smartest idea I've ever had in my entire life.
I still don't know how it is.
I could have put a red there.
I actually put a red there and a blue.
Make sure you have your candles.
Make sure you have your day in the sun.
Join victory me and myself.
The real world is officially now bigger than it has ever been.
It is now larger than it has ever been at any point according to history.
It was already huge, and then we went to jail, then we came out and got bigger, and now most people understand that chaos is coming for everyone in 2024 and they need to get some money, they can't stay around and be broke anymore.
The school has beaten a new record and we are larger than we've ever been.
What that means is there are more people learning how to free themselves from the matrix than there have ever been before.
So if you're sitting at home and you have not decided to join and learn how to escape from the matrix, you now have more competition than you've ever had.
There's more people taking up the spots who are going to jump into the wormhole to free themselves and you're going to stay there like a broke PR. We get bigger and bigger and I think the reason for that is because it's actually the only place you can learn things that matter basically in the world.
If I were to say to you, go join a school where they're going to teach you things that matter.
You're going to struggle because all you're going to end up doing is joining some liberal indoctrination camp, paying a bunch of money, learning a bunch of worthless crap, taking years to do it, getting debt.
This is a position and this is a situation where you can sit down and say, I want to be taught the things I need to know to live a life worth living.
It's going to cost you less than a pizza and you can do it from home.
For that reason, we continue to grow and it looks like we're going to be even more monumentally successful than even I have planned.