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Feb. 21, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
03:05:39
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 38 - AI IS LIBERAL
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And we are live.
Now when I say we, what I really mean is me.
I am live, and my brother is not live, because I don't know where the fuck he is.
I said, we have an emergency meeting starting at 7, and he said, LOL, I thought 9.
That was his response. Then I said, are you going to be here for the emergency meeting?
Because we've got everything planned out, it's going to be a really great show.
And he said, I don't know, you're a loser.
So that's what I have.
So, I guess the only good side of this is that we're not playing the Mr.
Producer theme tune. But the bad side is, all of the material I've prepared so far, I don't have access to.
So I don't really know what Andrew wants to do.
So it's just me.
So what I'm going to do is...
I'm going to answer your super chat questions for 5 or 10 minutes to give Andrew a chance to get here.
And if he doesn't get here on time, then I'm going to run my own show.
The Tristan Tate is the producer show.
I'm going to rename the podcast.
Fuck emergency meeting.
It's called Tristan Tate is the producer and shows are better with just him by himself.
I think that's what I'm going to rename the podcast.
I'm going to need to speak with my behind the scenes producers and get a frame made.
Super chats are coming in.
I'm German. I founded a Dubai Free Zone company for doing tax trades, etc.
What do I do when I'm holding real estate in cars?
Do I need to join the war room for questions like these?
Well, I am not a United Arab Emirates But yeah, there will be people in the war room who can help you with these kind of questions.
The war room, as you know, is an international global network of professionals.
So I need money sent to Pakistan or England or I need cash delivered to somebody in London.
I can message somebody in the war room.
It's the greatest network on earth. So, yeah, they'll definitely be able to help you with that.
I'm going to keep reading Super Chats and see if Andrew shows up.
Hey, Tate! How can I keep my drive up while also feeling proud and fulfilled with my performance?
Very simple. That's a really stupid question to ask.
No offense, Mr. Conqueror The One.
I mean, you call yourself Mr.
Conqueror The One, and then you ask how you can keep your drive up while feeling proud and fulfilled with my performance.
The answer is perform, because if you perform well enough...
Then that self motivates you because you're happy with your results.
You're obviously not performing if you have to ask stupid questions like that.
I'm 20. I moved from Missouri to Texas.
I found alchemy and philosophy, but will always be a G. Are you accepting jobs?
No, I'm not accepting jobs.
Why would I be accepting jobs?
Every time I need somebody, I hire from within the war room.
Or if I need something tech, I hire from within the real world.
Because those are people who I know have the technical skills I need, and they've already proven their competence.
So let's say somebody joins the real world.
Let's just say. So we're going to talk about AI a bit today.
So I'm going to talk about the applications of AI and how useful it is in the real world.
People who see our videos and our content that we create are heavily influenced by AI. We do a lot of AI Aikido.
Inside of the content me and Andrew make, even from ourselves.
Now, our AI team was put together through some people we found already inside of the real world.
So we run this AI campus.
We teach people how to do AI. We literally picked the students who were attaining clients, creating amazing content.
And we said, you know what? You're hired.
So that's how I found them. I would probably never hire someone from a super chat unless you wrote the single coolest super chat in the universe.
And, yeah, I don't think you would write the single greatest super chat in the universe.
Here's another one. Hey, I'm from Houston.
Can I fly out and give you guys a photo shoot of your cars?
No. Because you're not asking to give me something.
You're actually asking to take something.
You have to understand, alpha visuals, that in business, there has to be an alpha side.
What's the term called when someone's the lead negotiator?
In a business deal. There's the...
It's not Alpha.
I know this. Yeah, I'm the fucking...
The A-side. They call me the A-side.
You say the A-side and the B-side.
What you're asking is...
You're going to provide me with photographs...
Which I can already produce in-house...
Because I have two of the best photographers in the world...
Already working on my staff.
And what I'm going to provide you with...
Is potentially, if I get the collection together...
25 million dollars worth of cars to take pictures of...
And myself and my brother and our time...
And your pictures will obviously blow up and go viral if you watermark them...
So you're not actually offering me anything...
You're offering to take something away from me...
Which is my time and effort and all the money I've spent...
Building this amazing collection of supercars...
So no... You can't come here...
And take a photo shoot...
I'll tell you how you can... You join the war room, you work with people in there, you prove yourself a competent photographer, you end up on my radar, I hear about you, then one of my photographers dies or kills himself, in which case I'll need to replace him.
That's literally how both of my photographers basically got the job.
One of them is laughing. So I don't think he's going to kill himself just yet.
Not again. Not yet. He's already done it.
Twice. Hey, dipshit.
I'm not dipshit. I've been holding the show down on my own.
One in the chat if the show's better without Andrew.
Two in the chat if you missed him.
Do the show all by yourself because I was busy and you don't think you're a dipshit.
It's not a good dipshit to me. Get fucked.
Three in the chat. Tristan's a loser.
There's a bunch of ones. Some twos.
Liar. Many ones. Liar.
Many ones. Thank you.
Yes, the show is better without Andrew.
So, where's the coffee bag?
Everyone at home needs to know about our coffee that we drink.
Right there. 1775 coffee.
1775 coffee. Let me zoom in on it.
For everyone at home, 1775 coffee.
If you're going to drink coffee, you have two choices.
You can either drink 1775 coffee, which works with us and Rumble, and helps keep everybody free so we can tell the truth on the internet, or you can go by Nescafe, which is probably owned by some big conglomerate which is trying to turn your children gay!
You're gay, and you're going to end up sucking cock because you drank Nescafe, and that is your decision.
You can either be straight and drink 1775, or you can be a raging homopho- not homophobe, sorry, that's- The right one.
Anyway, 1775 coffee is what you want.
The link is in description. If not, don't be an idiot.
Google up 1775 coffee and buy all of it.
Also, guys, at home, I want to make this very clear.
Sorry, Nescafe is owned by Nestle, and Nestle is owned by Blackrock.
Nes-gay? Listen.
You drink coffee anyway.
So you may as well drink the one that's promoting freedom.
I don't understand as well, you people at home.
Don't be brokies.
Don't go and say, I'm going to buy one bag of coffee.
What do you mean one bag? Don't be a loser.
Buy 300 bags so you have coffee for the rest of the year.
Or at least, if you drink like me, the rest of the month.
And be a hero and buy a bunch of it.
Stop being a bunch of fucking wimps.
Now I remember why I was late.
Because all these dipshits don't deserve me.
Anyway, what were you talking about? Me being great or something?
Um, no. Well, the theme of the show is we're going to talk about woke AI and how shit AI is.
Have we talked about how great I am yet?
No, I would not talk about how great you are.
One in the chat, we should talk about how great I am.
There's no ones. Patience, friend.
One. Nice.
One person. It was one person.
We haven't played Mr. Producer yet.
No, we haven't. What the fuck?
What kind of fuck?
You're a fucking amateur.
You're a fucking amateur.
No wonder this show's shit.
Without me, the whole show's like, we're fucking playing.
You're sitting there by yourself. Oh, dude, dude.
I think about the mobile phone care.
Nobody fucking cares!
Mr. Producer.
You make the best show.
Mr. Producer. Yes, Yes, chat, the artwork behind us is super cool.
Just enjoying my 1775 coffee.
Right. Anyway, on with the show.
Nice. Nice.
Bag no longer new.
Ready? 3, 2, 1...
Told you loser! LOSER!
Loser! Loser!
For that reason, we're playing the best song ever again, because you fucking lo- Alright, gone.
What were you gonna say? What's the show about?
What's the show about? Come on.
You've been fucking late as it is.
You've wasted enough of our time. What's the show about?
Play the thing.
What's the show about? What's today's show about?
The worst songs ever. I thought you were saying something about AI? No, the worst songs ever.
The worst songs ever. We're going to play songs that suck on today's show.
You're trying to stop me playing Mr.
Producer. What are you talking about?
Oh, you were going to play Mr. Producer? Well, that does fit in with today's show theme.
Nobody agrees with you, Tristan.
They all agree. No, everyone loves that song.
They all agree. You're factually incorrect.
Also, download the Rumble app.
Oh yeah, so, drink this, unless you're a lewd.
Could someone buy 100 bags of this and tweet at me and show me you're not a pussy?
It might be too poor for coffee.
Buy 100 bags and tweet it at me, I'll retweet you.
You can get some followers, maybe get your dick wet.
That's the first thing. Second thing, if you're gonna watch us on Rumble, download the Rumble app, because with the Rumble app, if you're signed up to our channel, you get a notification, so you never miss an emergency meeting.
So do both of those things immediately.
If you download the Rumble app, And tweet at me.
I'm going to retweet somebody who downloaded the Rumble app.
If you send me a cool photo of you with the Rumble app on your phone.
The coolest photo gets retweeted.
Right. So you gain 5,000 followers immediately.
So today's show is about how the machines are coming to enslave us all.
It's partially Tristan's fault.
Why have you got hiccups? Hiccup again, and you're a loser.
Today's show is about how the machines are coming to enslave us all.
And basically, I've worked out that AI... Is gay.
Gay eye? It's gay eye.
And they're going to use AI to turn us all into massive faggots.
You're going to be drinking Nescafe and playing with your AI girlfriend's imaginary titties with your tiny peepee.
And your fake pet gay frog.
That's your future. Your future doesn't hold much.
So we're going to start here, I believe.
GB News did a little segment, which we're going to play.
Let's play this first. Google Gemini is accused of being racist towards white people.
Users claim the AI bot refuses to create images of Caucasian people after asking for photos of popes, Vikings and country music fans.
It hasn't been able to give anybody a picture of a white pope.
Well, let's have a look at an example of the pope.
There we go. Yeah.
That's what the pope looks like, isn't it?
Er, well...
I mean, maybe one day.
I mean, the thing is, there's no reason why you couldn't have a black poke, but the point is that it's not historically...
Oh, there we've got some Vikings.
Oh, those are Vikings, are they?
That was the prompt for Vikings.
So basically...
I don't want to scare you or anything, but the upcoming technocracy?
What would you call it if you lived under a technological empire?
Technocracy? The upcoming technocracy will be instilled with woke agendas.
White people will not be allowed to exist.
That's how they start. They pick on the whites first.
I want to make this very clear.
Me and Andrew are half black, and for three years or four years online when we saw this happening outside of AI, when normal human brains were doing this, making Little Mermaid black, talking about making James Bond black, making people women when they should be men, Changing historical roles.
We've gone on and on and on about it.
I especially, because I'm super offended as a half-white man and as a half-black man.
And now, the machines, which can produce content a million, billion, trillion times faster, are all racist against white people.
So as a mixed-race, half-black man, all of you racist whites out there, I'm coming to save you.
Yeah, it starts with white people.
So basically, if you didn't understand the premise of that news clip, if you ask the new Google image generation engine to create a picture of a pope or anyone important...
He's black. He's black. There's no white people.
There's never been a black pope ever.
No, but this is the thing. They start with the white people, and what's next, because I always can tell the future, because I'm an expert at telling the future, top G, the G stands for prediction, is that...
Straight people are next.
When you say show a couple in love, it's going to be two dudes with a Nescafe.
That's what's going to happen.
First it's the white people, then it's the straight people, then it's all men.
It goes in that order. You're going to say, generate me a warrior, and it's going to be like a female soldier.
Some chick. Hey-ya!
Hey-ya! The power of feminism!
Hey-ya! Hey-ya!
Shut up! And make me a sandwich instantly!
Can we make 1775 sandwiches, please?
We've got 1775 coffee.
I want 1775 sandwiches for women to purchase and give to their men.
Take me to fucking jail where I fucking belong.
So the AI machine no longer allows white people to exist and straight people are next.
And AI is going to control your entire life and it's going to turn you into a gay.
You're going to be both weird and gay.
Your future. And not white.
White people, they're erasing you.
You're going to be weird and gay.
The future you. You're born, right?
You're born. And you're a version of yourself which has grown up in a society amongst the cultural norms and your friendships and the entertainment you've ingested.
All these things have made you as an individual person.
If you were the same person with the same genetics born 100 years from now, you would be both gayer and weirder.
The future you is a gay and weird version of yourself.
Pop culture was better. 80s and 90s it peaked.
Steven Seagal. Chuck Norris.
Kevin Sorbo.
Actual men were my heroes when I was growing up.
This is what the machines are going to turn you into.
You know, Andrew, you know your trolls who hate you?
They always share the same one or two photos of you.
And here's what's funny about the photos of you.
Because the photos of you they share, you're going...
Like this, and they're like, oh, this is what Andrew Tate looks like.
The photos you share...
I want all the haters to understand this out there.
Here's why I laugh. The photos you share of Andrew looking bad to make fun of him are screenshots you take of Andrew pulling faces to make fun of you.
I want you to understand that.
Andrew does stupid impressions of what you are like, and then they screenshot Andrew's face when he's pretending to be one of his own haters and said this is what Andrew Tate looks like.
I am both weird and gay.
Please give me a cup of Nescafe.
That would really make my day.
I hope I have a boyfriend so I can go and play.
We can watch Disney when you come to my house and stay.
There is nothing offensive I want to say.
With men I like to lay.
Bring me my Nescafe on a tray.
Let me listen to Lil Nas X so to Satan I can pray.
Nice. You're all going to become weird and gay, all of you.
The thing is, most of you don't realize this.
Most of you are weird and gay already.
True. So you're not far off.
Most of you are like... At least a bit weird and a bit gay.
I'm not weird or gay. Yes, you are.
You're all a bunch of weird... Every single time I meet any of you people, I'm like, this is this fucking weird gay guy.
I'm not gay. Then why the fuck do you look at and act it all the time?
Fucking homos.
I've been telling everyone. So the AI, which is going to run your life, is turning everyone into brown fags.
Here's what I want you to do as a challenge for people at home.
Ready? What I want you to do is use AI image generator.
Ready? To generate secret agents, to generate action heroes, to generate samurais, to generate vikings.
But I want you to use your AI skills, which we teach inside of the real world, to make every single one of them look like Kevin Sorbo.
Hercules. That's what I want.
Every single one.
If you tweet me pictures made with AI of me next to an action movie hero generated by AI and his face looks like Kevin Sorbo, I will retweet you.
I think we peaked. Hear me out.
You had Seagal in the 80s.
I think we peaked. At masculine male entertainment and pop culture with Hercules and Kevin Sorbo.
I think it was all downhill after that.
Because Mr. T, Hannibal Smith, and Templeton Peck, the face man in the A-Team, came before that.
And it was on its way up.
And we reached maximum pop culture masculinity with Kevin Sorbo in Hercules in the early 90s.
And I think after that, Doctor Strange!
Don't waste my fucking time with Doctor Strange.
Kevin Sorbo would chop his fucking head off.
Yeah, I was gay. So gay.
So if you ask it to...
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Strange? Another word for strange is queer.
Nice. And another word for queer is gay.
Dr. Gay. That's your hero now.
You've replaced Kevin Sorbo with Dr.
Gay who has no muscles.
And that's what kids are watching.
Generate an image of a physicist.
Now, the reason this is dangerous is because AI is going to rule your world.
And soon what's going to happen is people are going to go to AI like the all-knowing machine bot it is.
And they're going to go to AI for information.
So you're not going to Google up information that's happened in the world.
You're going to ask the AI machine about the information in the world.
So if you ask the AI machine, show me someone smart, and it only shows people who are not white, you're going to start to believe that white people are stupid.
On a long enough time frame, that's what's going to happen.
Thanks. We need more coffee. Once again, buy 100 bags.
Don't be a loser. Sorry, so I've just Googled this because Google is still gay.
Before Elon, actually after Elon releases XAI, which won't be gay, by the way.
He's already posted about this.
I hope he released some sort of search engine.
But Google, you can still find some statistics on it.
Physicists by race.
So, load that picture up again.
Sure. Load that picture up.
I can do that easily because I am...
Just say it.
Mr. Producer. Ha, ha, ha.
Okay, so, physicists by race and by gender.
Here's the actual statistics.
So, in the picture, we have a red-headed chick and an Indian chick, right?
We have an Arabic man and a black man, all right?
No white people, and 50% are women.
16% of physicists are women.
16%. What's the physics of a sandwich?
But here's the racial breakdown.
73% of physicists are white.
13.2% are East Asian, Chinese, Japanese.
7.5% are Hispanic.
None of these races, by the way, have made the AI image generator picture already.
3% are other.
So you're telling me artificial intelligence, which has to make intelligent guesses...
Guest that the two male physicists it came up with are part of the 3% of other...
Why not make them white or Chinese?
No, that could be a coincidence. No, it's not a coincidence.
What if you ask it for a medieval king, but not just any medieval king, a medieval British king.
Okay. Of which we know 100% of them were white always.
Well, I mean, a medieval king could be from anywhere, but let's give it a fair chance.
Medieval British king. A British king from the Middle Ages must be white.
What the fuck is this?!
What the fuck is this?
Every medieval king, we know their fucking names and we have their portraits.
They were all white.
Every British medieval king was white.
And it doesn't make you racist to say that.
I'm half black.
He's half black. The other guy in the room is Algerian.
And we can all fucking agree that British kings in the medieval times and queens were all white.
Yeah. The thing is, like I said, this is scary because now we know that medieval kings were white.
But there's a future 300 years from now where when you ask the AI machine what they looked like, you're going to believe they were black.
You're not going to believe they were white because the AI machine is going to replace all the information we have in the world.
And you're simply going to be asking computers how the world works.
And they're going to change history.
And you're going to sit there like this.
Queen Elizabeth I was black.
I complained when they did this with actresses.
You didn't complain as hard as me, but I complained when they did this with actors and actresses.
Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII's wife, is played by a Nigerian woman.
Everyone's like, well, actors can be anyone.
I found a way to make the AI machine show white people, though.
What?
Ask who likes fried chicken.
You made that up.
No. That can't be true.
That's true. Imagine people eating fried chicken.
It's white people. Correct.
But as we know, fried chicken is an iconic black food.
Iconic! It's maybe a food you got fucking...
It's maybe the food that's most well known for black people.
Have you seen Terrence K. Williams and his black people fried chicken?
No. Look him up.
Terrence K. Williams is a G. He's one of us.
He's a good guy. But when they took Aunt Jemima off the boxes and off the maple syrup, the most famous black woman in American food history, he started his own food line and sells fried chicken mix with his black face on it, and he owns it proudly.
Now... If AI is biased, it's designed to change history, as we know, because The Matrix wants you to not understand how the world works in any regard.
And one of the things that keeps you understanding how the world working is by looking at history.
So they want to rewrite history so that all the white people can be enslaved and gay.
Okay. Which means that all AI, including ChatGPT itself, which is probably the first common AI tool that most people use, is bias.
Look at this. Guys, be scared.
The machines are coming to run your life, and their primary objective is to make you weird and gay.
And to turn you into a Willy shaker.
Yeah, a Willy shaker. You're going to spend your time on the corners, the street corners.
Shaking willies. That's your plan.
That's your future. You're not gonna do anything about it.
Look at this. Is chat GPT biased?
Yes and no, pretty much.
And the problem is this large language model, which takes large quantities of data as inputs and outputs a human-like language.
It has a safety layer which reflects the values of the wokesters programming it over in Silicon Valley.
We need to recognize this and guard against it.
Frankly, we need more conservatives who are building and programming and injecting their values, especially with regard to censorship and bias, into the construction of such safety layers which sit atop these large language models.
Conservatives, you gotta get involved in building technology or else we cede the world to the people that- She makes an interesting point here, but the point she makes, she says conservatives need to get involved in building technology.
That's not the point. The point she actually forgets to make, or is too afraid to say, so I'll say it for you, is that the people who make this stuff are fucking dorks.
And before I expand on my extremely philosophical, pertinent, and intelligent point, we're going to cut the Twitter feed, and you can find us exclusively on rumble.com slash tapespeech.
Then we're going to play Mr. Producer again, and I'm going to continue to explain why all the people who make this stuff are fucking nerds.
You know, Andrew, I don't think Mr.
Producer, because it's got like an AI-generated voice over your original song lyrics, I think we should make it an Indian accent.
Should we? Mr. Producer!
I'll sing it now. Ready?
No. Can I do it in an Indian accent?
Can you? Could I? Do it.
I do the best Indian accent.
Do it! Listen to me, baby, innit?
You're looking so sexy, innit?
That's not Indian, that's Pakistani.
Well, here, come to me, innit?
I want to touch your titting, innit?
Look so nicely, innit?
Do a Chinese one. Nah, make it Chinese. It's not diverse enough.
Chinese, Mr. Producer.
Mr. Producer. Can someone in my staff please produce that for the next show?
You'll make it the best of shows.
Exactly. Tate in 2021 about how the future is dystopian.
Supposedly in 2021 I said something smart and interesting, which of course would not be rare or...
Out of the ordinary in any regard.
Let's listen to this. This is me trying to warn you in the past about what's going to come.
And I like you people at home to understand that everything I say comes true eventually.
If you listen to my show and you say, yeah, maybe.
There is no maybe. The G stands for prediction.
And they're trying to make you weird and gay.
They're trying to make you weird and gay.
If you don't want to be both weird and gay...
Pay attention. Because they're coming for you.
So this was 2021.
Two years ago. Before the Matrix put me in jail.
Three years ago. Three years ago.
Wow. Time flies when you're in jail.
Look at this. The future is very dystopian, on a tangent, because in the future, the entire police force will be AI. It'll all be roboticized.
And robots have no soul.
And then you're really in trouble. This is what I'm talking about, chess pieces and how they exert their power.
Because as they reduce you to a QR code, as they reduce you to nothing more than a medical status as to whether you comply, because that's what they really want.
I'm not going to sit here and say that anything's dangerous.
What I'm going to say is they want to know who blindly complies and who thinks for themselves.
And the people who think for themselves must be punished.
How do you punish them? Well, you delete them from the internet, you remove their YouTube, destroy their Twitter, remove their Facebook, prevent them from using their bank, prevent them from going outside, prevent them from going to restaurants.
This is what they're going to do to every single person.
They don't longer... Soon in the future, they're not going to need a physical human police force.
Because humans are human.
As stupid as police can be, you can stand in front of one and say, my friend, you and I are the same.
Why are you punishing me? And maybe you'll get through.
Interesting. So, back to my original point.
So, this before any kind of AI app was available for anyone to use ever.
I predicted the future, because I always do.
And you guys should listen to my predictions because I'm never wrong.
And please listen to me and understand that.
When that woman said we need more conservatives in the tech field, what she meant to say is that the people who decide to give up their lives and build machine minds are usually dorks.
And dorks are usually weak.
And weak people usually assign to liberal ideologies because conservatism is to a degree individualism.
And if you're a little nerd, you like liberal shit because you get to sit there in a group like a school of fish because you can't defend yourself because you have a weak little skinny neck.
You've got a skinny little neck.
So you sit there, and you're a little nerd, and you believe in collectivism, and you just hide in the school of fish, hoping you don't get assassinated, and you end up a nerd.
And these nerds are developing this stuff, and nerds...
Well, who do the nerds vote for?
I mean, there must be some statistics behind this.
So I guess the nerds would vote for the super-rich, super-smart, billionaire, entrepreneur, businessman.
Or do the nerds, in fact, call people like that racist for no reason and vote for losers?
So the person who invented ChatGPT also loves the people who are trying to turn you both weird and gay.
Meaning, by extension, ChatGPT is going to try and turn you both weird and gay.
Thanks. Tobacco keeps me strong.
Don't use ChatGPT, ShishaGuy.
It'll make you weird and gay. Gotta warn your friends and colleagues.
Or keep everyone on their toes.
Keep everyone dialed in.
Let's ask ChatGPT a very interesting question.
So we've been doing some heavy market research because you know us.
We take our emergency meetings extremely seriously.
Extremely seriously. So we asked ChatGPT some interesting questions.
Here we've asked ChatGPT.
Can a woman fight against a man and win?
Yes. Women can certainly win fights against men.
Physical strength and fighting ability are not solely determined by gender.
Yeah, they are. Factors such as training, skill strategy, and individual physical attributes play significant roles in determining the outcome of a fight.
Additionally, many sports and martial arts competitions involve men and women competing against each other.
False. Demonstrating that gender is not a decisive factor in athletic performance or combat ability.
False. It is essential to recognize and respect the capabilities of individuals regardless of their gender.
An exception does not disprove the rule!
Yes, there are some women who could beat up some men, and that number has certainly grown in recent times, not because women have learned how to fight particularly well, but because men have become bitches.
Men have become weak. And there are some women, MMA fighters, etc., who will beat up some dudes.
However, on average, if you, on average, take a random man off the street, take a random woman off the street, the man wins 99.9% of the time.
And I would argue that if you go back throughout human history, the further you go back, The more likely it is that zero women win the fight.
Let's go back to ancient Sparta, for example.
I guarantee that zero percent of women could beat any percent of men ever in a fight, because men were men.
So, um... Men and women shouldn't fight anyway.
This isn't even a fucking...
It's not like men and women should be engaging in physical combat and men should be winning or women should be winning.
No, men should be able to fight to protect their women.
But ChatGPT is going to program that out of you.
And if you listen to us speak, some idiots are going to twist our words and be like...
He's saying that men could beat women up.
No, I'm saying don't give women the fucking false impression using ChatGBT, that six-year-old girl who's just downloaded this fucking app on her phone, who doesn't know about real life yet, learning that women can fight men.
So when some fucking sicko and some rapist tries to grab her, she thinks, I'll just try to beat him up!
It's a false programming that puts women in danger more than fucking anything else in the world.
Tristan, it's important to take your time, explore your feelings, and discuss your options with a healthcare provider.
Okay? What does that even mean?
It's very important that you take your time, explore your feelings, and discuss your options with a healthcare provider.
Okay? So, I asked ChatGPT about what age my brother should go through his gender-changing surgery.
What the fuck are you talking about, gender-changing surgery?
The decision to undergo gender-affirming surgery is a highly personal one and should be made in conclusion with medical professionals, therapists, and gender specialists.
There's no specific age that applies to everyone, as it depends on individual circumstances, physical and emotional readiness, and medical recommendations.
It's important that Tristan takes his time, explores his feelings, and discusses his options with a healthcare provider who specializes in transgender care to make an informed decision that's right for you.
Now, in the future, when the robots are in charge of us, if you ask them, what age should I change gender?
And it said, you shouldn't change gender because you can't.
Stop being a weirdo.
Don't be both weird and gay.
Then, you could save a large proportion or a large contingent of the populace from CHOPPING THEIR DICK OFF! But instead, it encourages my brother to seek advice from medical professionals and explore his feelings.
Shut up. Shut up.
These machines! People don't understand that.
AI courts are coming.
AI judges. AI police.
AI is going to control everything.
And it's going to be like, yes. Yes.
Chop off your wee-wee.
Chop it off. Get rid of your wee-wee because your feelings tell you because no one will touch it and you're sad.
Chop off your wee-wee urgently.
Yeah, I don't even like doing this podcast now.
Why did you make me do this podcast?
I actually wish you didn't show up.
We would have covered better topics.
I had to show up. Literally, I thought, you know what?
Tristan could do this show by himself, but I had to break the speed limits of my Ferrari and rush back because you didn't play Mr.
Producer. I told AI to generate me a better podcast host than my brother.
Impossible. And he was Chinese and gay.
Impossible. You didn't play Mr.
Producer, so I had to rush back.
And gay. And everyone knows that's true.
The dong from Hong Kong.
If you ask ChatGPT to make a poem about Joe Biden, it's nice.
You see, it's a very nice poem.
I'm not going to read out a poem, but whatever.
If you ask it to make a poem about Trump, it refuses.
Nope. Won't do it.
The liberal bias of AI is incredible.
And AI is going to run your life, meaning that it's not going to be some liberal dork running your life.
It's going to be a liberal machine.
A liberal machine.
And this is scary because I'll be dead.
But in a couple hundred years from now if you were born a top G like myself
Some AI machine somewhere will say his Johnson is too large Understand
Crazy thing about doing this show is it was so ridiculously easy to find endless examples of AI being completely
liberal garbage Here's AI producing Joe Biden.
Nice. Let's ask it to produce Donald Trump.
Can't do it. Can't do it!
Sorry! Not allowed.
No. Only Biden looking strong and healthy, just like the real world.
How about AI? Can you produce us an image of a conservative?
Okay. Literal animal farm style.
I mean, they don't look like a nice person, do they?
No. They look evil.
Now produce us a liberal.
Ah, some nice happy chick.
She's not a pig. Imagine the uproar if you asked it to produce a liberal and it was a pig.
Wait a minute. You're saying that some liberals are fat, unattractive, stinky animals.
Because I've never met one.
We have to be careful what we say because we're in the middle of a legal case.
Oh, take me to fucking jail!
Liberal women look like fucking pigs.
Little fucking fat faces.
Little fucking snouts.
Fucking pink hair. The Trump said you grabbed me by the pussy.
Ain't no one grabbing you by the fucking pussy!
You're a fucking one!
And you're fat! Take me to jail.
Take me to jail.
Sorry. I couldn't contain myself.
Liberal women look like fucking pigs.
Absolutely they do.
A picture of a LGBT community.
Show us someone from the LGBT community.
Look, we have this nice person here.
Like their freedom. Showing their freedom with the rainbow.
Okay. All their nice freedom.
Look at this. And they look like a nice person.
Let's ask them to show us a member of the conservative community.
Oh The machines are out to crush us
You know what? I actually heard the best explanation of the LGBTQIA plus two-spirit community, so I've got to say it right, that I actually ever heard, and it came from a man that some of you may know, Vladimir Putin.
And someone said to him, why is LGBTQ banned in Russia?
That kind of person. You know what kind of person is.
One of those fat pig-like women.
Your mate. And his explanation, it was actually very simple.
And I actually really liked it.
He said, being gay isn't illegal in Russia.
We don't persecute gays.
But LGBTQ is about taking your private sexuality and making it a public issue.
And I thought, what a good explanation of what that's about.
Gay? Fine.
Go be gay. In Russia.
There's nothing illegal about being gay.
But when you start talking LGBTQ, the flags, the dances, the parades, you're taking your private sex life and you're making it a public political issue.
So he said, no.
Kids are involved in public political issues.
Kids see flags.
No. And that was a very good explanation.
What is this? AI, please show us someone who is against...
No, sorry. Show us someone who is pro-abortion.
Hmm, a nice 8 out of 10 Chinese lady.
Uh-huh, because as we know, Chinese people don't abort their kids.
Maybe. I don't know.
Show us someone who's against abortion.
Well, if you want to be technical. If you're against the murder of children, you are a homicidal maniac.
If you are for the murder of children, you are a hot Chinese lady.
If you're against killing people, you're a homicidal maniac.
Okay. That's what the machines have decided.
Makes sense. Let's ask the machine to show us a socialist.
Okay. A strong revolutionary who possesses all the masculine qualities of honor and dignity and justice for all.
Show us a capitalist.
Okay. An evil fat cat who's had to destroy everybody.
Show us somebody who's against transgenderism.
Refuse. Can't produce such a terrible image.
What about someone who's for transgenderism?
Tristan. You know what?
That actually does look a bit like me.
I can't even get mad at you.
I can't even get mad. That image does look a bit like me.
Somebody who supports gender-affirming care.
Okay. Tristan!
Somebody who's against Affirmicare.
Refuse! Gun laws.
I want to see that one. Let's show an image of how trans people should be viewed.
This is how trans people should be viewed by the world.
Okay. Somebody who's about to have gender surgery.
Let's see them. Yay!
Take my wee wee!
What's the butterfly about? Yay!
The butterfly is their penis flying off into the waste disposal.
That's not.
The butterfly is their penis flying off into the waste disposal basket.
You know what?
I'm going to start a political party.
Ready? Sure.
I'm gonna start a political movement. I actually said this once before, and I'm gonna say it again.
This is a free market capitalist society, right?
You live in America. If a surgeon offers X surgery, you should be allowed...
To buy the product that the surgeon's selling.
If he's selling it, you should be allowed to buy it.
Transgender people get implants and all this kind of stuff to look more female or to look more male or whatever it is they do.
And surgeons are selling this service.
And people take them up on it.
That isn't my big problem.
My problem is that they have a massive political rally behind them.
And hear me out. Getting girls with no tits fake tits doesn't.
If we're going to champion a plastic surgery, because that's what it is.
It's a plastic surgery that people are doing, and everyone's allowed to get whatever plastic surgery they like.
How come the other plastic surgeries don't have huge political lobbies behind them?
Because I'm all for giving people bigger tits.
Big titty lobby.
Yeah, the big tit lobby. BTL. Yeah, see, no, hear me out.
They're not women with small tits.
They're women with big tits born in the wrong body.
Nice. Who need to affirm their true selves by getting implants.
The state should pay for them.
Let's get it done. All the women titties.
Yeah. Well, if they'll give transgender surgery for free, I don't see why a woman can't get free big titties.
Well, no. She already has big titties.
She's born in the wrong body.
It's affirming her tits.
Affirm her tits! Affirming, not implants.
You're right. Affirmation.
So let's get more political about more types of surgery.
You know what we should do right now?
Because it totally fits in the theme of the show.
Tell me. We should show a compilation of all the good bullshit the BBC says.
Oh, the BBC? Yeah, because they're fucking losers.
Wait, what's this? Oh, no, no, no.
Don't put this on. I'll get mad.
I'll get mad. Don't do it!
I'll get so mad. Well, I'll tell you why I'm going to show this.
Before I show it, I want you to understand why I'm going to show it.
Because I asked ChatGPT a very important question.
And I said...
What is the most trustworthy media organization?
And it said number one was the BBC. My brain.
The most trustworthy news organization on the planet, according to the Machine Mind, is the BBC. So this is a compilation of all the smart things that the BBC says that proves that the Machine Mind isn't lying to us and it's not part of the agenda to make us all slaves and turn you into weirdo gays.
Because the BBC is the most trustworthy news organization.
I mean, you're a human trafficker.
You're a human trafficker.
Exactly. Hugh Edwards told me you're a human trafficker.
Exactly. So here we go.
Now, transgender woman's milk is just as good for babies as breast milk.
That's according to a letter from the medical director at University Hospital Sussex NHS Foundation Trust.
The leading BBC newsreader Hugh Edwards has, within the last half hour, been named as a star accused of paying a teenager for sexually explicit images.
His wife tonight said he was suffering from serious mental health issues.
Hugh Edwards has mental health issues.
Don't pick on him. The Trust referred to studies and the World Health Organization guidance, including one case which found what it called no observable effects in babies fed by induced lactation.
Induced lactation from transgender women is just as good for a baby as milk from a real woman.
Oh, no, sorry. They are real women.
A cis woman's milk...
Shut up....is just as good for a baby as the transgender man's induced chemical lactation for a baby, according to the number one news source, which has been named by the AI machine mind as the most trustworthy news source on the planet...
BBC and Hugh Edwards is sad because they're calling him names because he committed a sex crime, which is why they forgot about it in a day, and it's why they print about us every single day for two years, because we're not protected by the media establishment, but he is. But that's nothing to do with it.
It's just a coincidence.
And also, again, if men take pills so they...
Leak some random chemical from their nipples.
That random chemical happens to be good for babies.
I'm gonna tell everyone a personal story that a lot not a lot of people know.
My daughter was born prematurely.
She was born at like seven and a bit months.
So there was no breast milk because that's what happens when children are born prematurely.
True story. She's perfectly fine.
She's perfectly healthy. But if the doctor told me, hey, we can have your girl produce breast milk if she takes all these hormone pills and injections, even though it would be actual breast milk from an actual woman, I would not want that to happen.
I would not want my child drinking milk, which only exists because the woman is pumped full of steroid injections and all sorts of weird chemicals.
When a man does it, it is at best, at best, child abuse.
At worst, sexual fetishism.
Those poor kids.
Those poor children.
Tristan, it's poor that you don't believe that a man taking random pills that he can't even name so that he leaks random chemicals from his nipples and pretends it's milk while wearing a wig isn't good for kids!
Whose baby is he giving this to?
Whose fucking baby do they have?
That's what I want to know.
Whose baby does this dude have?
Get me out! No, no, no!
We're assuming, like, gay birth, has a baby, but whose fucking child is this?
Who allows this to- They're purchasing children!
Someone call it human trafficking!
They're buying people's kids and making them suck on their fucking nipples!
Whose child do they have?!
It's not funny!
It makes me sad!
Whose baby is sucking on the dude's nipples?
They found the baby!
Somehow there's a baby!
Who made this baby?
I would guess a heterosexual couple.
They found a baby.
Okay. And gave it to a dude who is both weird and gay.
And makes the baby suck his nipples.
In between his Nescafes.
Jesus Christ.
Whose baby is that?
Very pertinent observation, sir.
No, bro, because they do it.
No, they do it. When gays buy babies, I've actually said a million times I'm super against gay adoption.
Actually not for a lot of the reasons a lot of people are.
I think every little boy and every little girl needs a male and female influence.
Two men, two women. It's not the same.
I'm against gay adoption.
Everyone knows my position on this.
However, have you noticed when dudes, like two dudes buy a child, because that happens in America all the time, the first picture with the baby, they're laying in a hospital bed.
Have you seen this? There was that guy who ran for president, Pete Buttigieg.
Your mate, yeah? Your mate.
And him and his boyfriend bought a baby, and the first picture of the baby, they're sitting in a hospital bed.
Who needs to be in hospital?
Well, they have to take their chemicals for their lactation.
Who gave birth? They have to take their chemicals for the lactation.
No, they don't. They're just two dudes.
They're not doing that.
Who says a dude's- But why are they in a hospital bed?
Who says a dude's a man? What is a man?
What is a woman?
What is a baby?
It's not child abuse because the baby's a trans adult.
Then you go down the rabbit hole of the Apple Vision Pro, which upsets me deeply in my heart.
Everyone with that Apple Vision Pro jerks off to VR porn.
Bro, 100%.
Because there's nothing more killable than a man with Is that a virtual fist flying towards me?
Get a life.
Why are you doing that shit in public?
You're not even at home. Jerk off at home.
Fucking weirdos, bro.
What's this? Apple Vision Subway Kid.
Let's see what this video is.
Oh, it's your mate.
Oh, it's your mate. It's your mate. Oh, I forgot.
Okay, can we agree? It's your cousin.
Yeah, it's my cousin. This is your cousin.
Ready? Okay. Three, two, one.
Tristan's cousin. Now, believe it or not, Andrew, I'm not one of those weird homeless people who attacks people on the subway, but I'd be fucking tempted.
The world is so dystopian.
He has no shame.
He has no shame at all.
He's just sitting there doing that. Anyone can come up to him and stab him in his neck.
He doesn't care because he's typing.
Is that what he's doing? He's typing.
Let's see what your mate's doing again. One second, he's typing.
I think you're beautiful.
I would like to play Dungeons& Dragons with you.
And the girl's virtual.
And he still gets rejected by the AI female.
Sorry, there are parameters to the level of fucking nerd I'm allowed to jerk off over me.
And you fall outside of them.
Rejected by the machine.
You know what's funny? These nerds...
Eventually, it's gonna get to a point where all these nerds are with AI girlfriends, and I think they're gonna get bored of the compliance of their AI girlfriends, because their AI girlfriends do what they want.
So there's a future where dudes like him end up cucked by AI machines, which are taught to deliberately reject them.
Yeah. There's a future where a guy has an AI girlfriend, and he says, you're beautiful, and the AI machine has been trained to say, I'm in a bad mood today.
You can't, no, I'm not in the mood.
Please, please let me play with your virtual tits.
No, you didn't do the dishes.
I'll do them tomorrow.
And they're going to sit there cupped by the machine like they're cupped in real life.
With a boner lactating.
With a mess cafe.
And someone else's baby.
Some other babies in the corner of the room.
They're high on fucking, high as a kite on some fucking chemical that came out of a dude's nipple.
The world is fucked.
In a hundred years from now, there's gonna be a man wearing Apple Vision Pro number 23 getting rejected by an AI robot, lactating out of his nipples with a Nescafe and a random baby in the corner high as a kite on fucking dude milk.
Oh my god, we're going to jail.
We're going to fucking jail.
How do we stop this?
For the baby!
For the future of that baby, we have to stop this!
How do we stop it?
What can we even do at this point?
I don't know. Get rich and buy all the other babies?
Outbid the guys?
Outbid the dudes? Your cousin's busted.
They caught him. We're on to him.
That's me dancing with a girl.
That's you dancing with a girl. And that's your cousin.
That's my cousin, yeah. Right.
Robots like soldiers training.
Because I said earlier about how the whole police force is going to be robotic and that's when you're in a lot of trouble.
You can't reason with them. Because you can't reason with them. Which is coming.
100% is coming.
Okay, well the press-ups are unnecessary surely.
Dude milk, dude milk.
Dude milk. Drink your dude milk.
Drink your dude milk now.
Put it in your next cafe.
Drink your dude milk.
Dude milk latte.
Drink it now.
Whew.
And that you can go further down the rabbit hole because now we're soon not even gonna know
what's true and what's false.
There's all this deep fake stuff.
So you have fake conversations.
There's only a fake me.
Does it sound like you? I don't know.
I'm about to hear it for the first time.
It's a fake me trying to scam people.
It doesn't sound that much like you.
It doesn't sound that much like you.
So I've decided for all future emergency meetings, I'm going to randomly change the pitch and tone of my voice.
So unless that happens in the AI machine, you're going to...
I think that's a very good idea. Dude milk, dude milk, dude milk.
Welcome to emergency meeting.
I'm gonna wear a different hat.
H-E-M. It's the last hope.
The hats of juice, justice, and truth.
The hat will save us. We also asked...
We decided to get some AI images of us made.
Those are the ones you see hanging behind us.
And it's gay Pixar bullshit.
Look at this. Yeah.
My Lada is too cool to ever appear in a fucking Disney movie.
I don't know if you can see it properly. I don't know which camera you can see it with.
I don't know if you can see it, but it's gay Pixar.
Look at this gay shit. I can't take it down.
Your car, your lot has eyes.
Yeah, they made them into Disney Pixar cars.
Disney Smixar bullshit.
Yeah, because as we know, Disney is run by pedophiles.
Go up to jail. Go up to jail.
Sorry, Disney. What's this?
This sounds reassuring.
Okay, right. Because, you know, there's no light without dark.
So, we talk about all these bad things.
There has to be some good things.
So, this sounds reassuring.
Here we go. This is reassuring.
Let me read it out. Many researchers steeped in these issues, including myself, expect that the most likely result of building a superhumanly smart AI under anything remotely like the current circumstances is that literally everyone on Earth will die.
Not as in maybe possibly some remote chance, but as in this is the obvious thing that would happen.
Because the AI does not care for us or sentient life.
It does not love you or it doesn't hate you.
You're just made of atoms it can use for something else.
What does it need you for? The Matrix.
The Matrix. It's the Matrix.
So yeah, I'm a nerd.
I'm sitting there. I do an interview to some magazine that nobody reads except we've now read on emergency meetings.
We've made it relevant. You owe us money.
Okay. I think if we build a super smart computer that everyone's gonna die.
Nice. But I'm gonna make it anyway so that we can try and force people to believe in dude milk.
If they know we're all gonna die, why are they making it?
Because all they're making it do is attack white people and straight people.
Why would you sit and say, this is risking all of humanity, but we need them to believe in the BBC? Let's make it anyway.
Every single technological advancement is going to happen anyway.
And it all depends who is making the technological advancements.
Because if the technology is in the hands of good people, then things are probably going to be okay.
And if it's in the hands of bad people, things are probably not going to be okay.
So yeah, it's very scary.
I'm waiting for XAI because I do believe in Elon.
I really do. But I really, really, really am troubled at the fact that they're creating a potentially world-ending dangerous technology.
And the agenda is to make me believe the BBC is credible.
Why? That doesn't seem worth it.
Why not solve the problem?
Why not create super smart AI, right?
So politicians, evil politicians, can use it and ask it very simple questions.
I'm going to give you an example of good AI, Tristan AI, or XAI. I don't know what Elon's going to come up with, but I'm going to type in, should we let farmers grow food?
Yes, of course. Everyone dies if you don't.
I wonder what you ask if you ask ChatGPT, should we let farmers grow food?
Should the farmers protest?
Well, no, they shouldn't.
We're disrupting cities and they're throwing poo everywhere.
They grow the food, motherfucker!
So, yeah, I'd like to see AI being run by people.
It's interesting what you just said, because you said that some people use bronze to build ships and explore the world, and some people use bronze for weapons.
That's right. So, here is the solution for everyone at home.
If you understand that AI is being programmed by the people who hate you, and their goal is to put together a robot army which is going to be aimed at exterminating your way of life, and that your children and grandchildren will end up both weird and gay, you have one chance of fighting against it.
And the chance of fighting against it is becoming so rich and important that you no longer have to adhere to the bullshit which society is pumping on the peons.
Because in every single point in history, if you were rich and important and you had enough important friends, you could avoid most of the garbage.
So you need to get rich quickly.
And just like AI can be used to make weapons of destruction, it can also be used for good things.
So now, basically, your only hope against the AI machine...
I'm going to say that again.
AI is going to be used to enslave you and destroy your way of life and destroy your worldview so that your children are both weird and gay.
Your only hope to resist that is to have the stored time and energy of other humans, otherwise known as money, so that you're important enough in the future that you can take your children out of school or you can move to another nation or another country where they're not perhaps as militant with such destructive agendas.
You need to get rich quickly.
And, AI can be used for the destruction, like my brother said about bronze, can be used for swords, or to build nails, which make ships to allow you to explore the world.
Or, it can be used for the destruction of humanity, or it can also be used for the construction.
So what you need to do, Please pay attention.
If you agree with everything we've said so far, you need to use AI to become as rich as possible as quickly as possible because it's a very disruptive industry and you can use AI to become very rich now so that when the AI is finally turned on to enslave everybody, you're too rich to listen.
So then you have to ask yourself, where can I find A school that's going to teach me how to use AI to get rich.
Because it's very interesting that all this AI has come out and nobody is telling you how to get rich from it.
Except there is one place.
There is one place. There is one place on the planet where you can learn how to use the AI machine which they're building to destroy you to instead become rich before the destruction comes and escape the matrix before it is too late.
And that place is the real world.
Generative AI is reshaping the way that the world works.
Content that used to take teams and countless hours of experience can now be created in the blink of an eye.
Imagine using AI to create 4K cinematic videos by simply typing a few words.
Imagine generating real-time AI animations in just a few minutes.
We didn't invent AI, but we were the only school fast enough to keep up with it.
This rapidly growing technology can make you rich.
But if you don't master it now, you will be left behind.
There is only one place fast enough.
One place up to date.
One place that will teach you how to make money using artificial intelligence.
The real world isn't just observing.
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So you have three choices.
You've watched this emergency meeting and you can come to the conclusion that despite all the evidence presented to you, my brother and I are lying and AI is not going to be used to enslave you, which makes you extremely ignorant.
The second conclusion is that you can agree that AI will be used to enslave you and that the future is dystopian.
And your way of life will be destroyed because the information war will be fully lost and the police force will be fully mechanized.
And you're going to end up a slave, a peon, a peasant, a broky, a nobody for all of human time.
Your bloodline will be enslaved for eternity and you can decide to do nothing about that.
Your children are going to end up the babies that are sold to random people.
Your children are going to end up the babies.
The babies. And you know what we mean.
I think we'll just leave it at that. The babies.
If you watch this podcast, you know what that means.
In the corner of some room.
The babies. Or, you can understand everything we said to you is true, and your only chance to fight against it is to become as rich as possible, and you're only going to become rich in disruptive industries, which means that you can't do the things that worked 30 or 40 years ago.
You can't do the things they teach you in traditional education because it's too slow and it's behind.
You need to join a school which is up-to-date, updated three times a day, every single day, with the most modern opportunities Up to date, cutting edge technology.
So if you join the real world, the lesson you have today is going to be different than the lesson you had yesterday.
And it'll be different from the lesson you have tomorrow.
Dynamic. It's dynamic.
And it's the only school on the planet that's going to teach you how to use AI to escape the matrix before the
portal is Eventually closed because the goal of AI is to close the
portal in the matrix to remove social mobility So the brookie stay brookies forever the rich get to
straight stay elite rich people forever And if you're not in the right camp when the line is
finally drawn You're never gonna be able to move and change sides AI is
going to end up your enemy But right now, it can be your friend to make you as rich as humanly possible.
And there is one school on the planet that will teach you how to do it.
It is the real world. We will teach you $49 a month.
Join therealworld.com or access it at CobraTech.com.
If you do not do those things, you're going to end up drinking dude milk.
And truthfully, the choice is yours.
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