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Feb. 27, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Mano a Mano, who wins? | Tate Confidential Ep 218
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What's my job, Bailey?
I can't say.
Do you even know what my actual job is?
I'm gonna make it clear now to the world.
I'm gonna finally come clean.
All of this time, I have been Batman.
Batman's just filthy rich with a strong sense of justice and knows Aikido.
That is me and everybody knows it.
So for that reason, I need a Batmobile.
Think about it. You don't need any superpowers.
You don't need to be a little homo like Spider-Man.
No, you just go get filthy rich, get big muscles, and fight super good.
And then you have to decide that the Matrix needs destroying.
All the bad guys need to pay a price.
I am Batman. I always have been.
And for that reason, I've decided to turn one of my SF90s into a Batmobile.
That's what we've done. I don't normally like black cars, but it looks amazing on them.
Yeah, something black is different.
Oh, beautiful. That is a Batmobile.
That is a Batmobile. We have to become Batman.
They all have to pay the price.
Admit when that overtakes you, you're gonna think, oh no, Batman.
Thanks again.
Admit it. Bailey, admit it.
I admit it. Admit it or we're all Batman.
You're the Joker, you're always laughing.
Ah, you've infiltrated my Batcave.
I've worked it out. Bailey's the Joker.
I'm Batman. Who's Tristan?
Catwoman. Why aren't the rims black?
It's coming. So it's technically not the Batmobile yet.
I'm getting there.
You're the Joker.
Alex, are those the poison pills?
No. These are the good pills.
Have you seen that movie The Good Doctor?
Are you the good doctor?
I'm trying. We have here, Bailey, a Vitamin C shot.
And also we have the best olive oil in the whole world.
So, I'll tell you exactly what I will do.
I will give the boys the vitamin C shot and the olive oil in order to protect their vitamin C levels.
Alex, we have vitamin cigarettes.
The true vitamin C. The thing is vitamin C is depleted when you smoke.
This is science.
So what I will do is to help their bodies to maintain normal dose of vitamin C every day.
You know, cigars and of course cigarettes have some benefits but Still, they have also some side effects.
Hi guys! So, we have here olive oil and vitamin C shot.
Tristan, who's your mate? It's Andrew's mate.
Why do we take this shit? Apparently you smoke too much.
Basically, olive oil, vitamin C shot, So we take this because you smoke too much and you deplete vitamin C levels.
So vitamin C from the shot will help to increase your levels of vitamin C in the body and the olive oil will help the liver to produce internal vitamin C. Guys, what are you doing?
I'm trying to protect you here.
C stands for cigar.
You can see me smoke.
I got all the vitamins I need right here.
Okay. But please, drink your shots.
Vitamin tea. Tobacco.
Nice. I've got it all.
There's nothing I can't do. Nice.
Where the fuck are all there?
There you have multivitamin, mineral, polyphenols.
Yeah.
You should bite.
You should take your own bite.
Bite Tristan!
Yeah.
He's right. Vitamin C. He's right.
All this time we've been smoking cigars seeing we're getting our vitamin C, but we're not, because we need to be smoking cigarettes!
That's the problem!
Finally, it's making sense.
We need some vitamin C. Sorry.
You're right. He was right, Tristan.
He was right. Cigar ain't gonna do it.
You're right. You're right, Alex.
You don't inhale those cigars.
You don't have the vitamin C in your lungs, you know?
I'm right. There is no more cigars.
No vitamin C for you.
Several days later.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Eight. Eight players. Makes the pot 16,000 away.
Alex, you can gamble your way out of trouble.
Alex, I hope you brought enough cigarettes.
You're gonna need them. I have some facts.
Alright, calm the nerves.
Calm the nerves.
Calm the nerves.
Alex, sit down Alex.
I wanna, I wanna go.
He's in debt.
Alex is in debt so he's trying not to play.
Or we make him play.
Get him deeper in debt.
Are we the best friends or the worst friends?
Best. We're back at it my friend.
I'm about to take all your money.
Bailey. Can I hate you?
You're really gonna hate me after tonight.
But if you hate me now, you're gonna despise me after I clean the f***ing table.
See ya, young man.
See what you got.
Baby.
Can we have five Americanos, please?
100. Ooh, Yusuf, did you order tea?
And can I have whatever tea that he got, please?
Two of us left. It's gonna be a split call.
Poland.
Poland.
What did he ask?
Bro, I call. I call.
It could be a split pot.
Oh shit.
Full house with aces.
Sit! Marcel! Oh shit!
Bro, I just told you.
He told that. I just told you.
Bro, I just told him a story.
So, like, the math teacher...
Is it the story?
Is it the story when you lost?
No, no, no. We don't ask the loser.
No, sorry. We don't talk to loser.
Get off the table. He folded.
Somebody had six and made quads.
But he folded before.
I didn't fold it. Marcel, that was ice cold.
Marcel. Three people.
Everyone thinks they got something. So now when you have something, you're like, three good hands.
Then I am the top G. And you know what?
Sometimes in life, you gotta let people know Why you have the name you have.
I actually aren't in prison.
I'm serving three life sentences.
Three life sentences, just me by myself, solitary.
Sentence Commissioner, I'll play you a poker with no cards.
And if I win, you have to let me out.
Here I sit. So when these three people think they can go all in against the top G, Let's go!
Mmm! I am so ready for this!
Raise me! Oh! I'm down!
I'm down! Let's go, you fucking little dickhead!
Oh, yes! Feels so good!
Yeah, 400! Mmm!
Mmm! Yes!
Oh, my God! You see what you got?
Fucking... Pair of fours!
Pair of fucking jacks, you fucking dork!
Give me the fucking money! You fucking little jerk-off!
Right here, Yousef! Right here, buddy!
Hey! Yousef! Hey!
Yousef! Hey! Bro!
Right here! Right here!
Hey! Bro! Right here!
Told you. Fucking cuckold.
Fucking dork.
Fucking loser. Can't sexually satisfy your girlfriend or Marcel's mom.
You, my friend, are the worst man that humanity has ever spawned for the entirety of its existence.
I'm gonna bet because I think maybe he'll fall out fucking fold!
I'm so fucking rich I don't care!
You fucking nobody.
You're a dork. You, my friend, should be ashamed of yourself!
It's right here, buddy. Now's your time.
Now's your time to beat me. Now's your time.
Youssef, it's your chance. Now's your chance.
Right here, buddy. Bro, it's right here.
I'm all in. I'm all in.
It's right here. Youssef, it's me and you.
Right here. Two dicks, one shaft.
Someone's going in. Someone's making love.
Someone's getting that baby. Let's go.
Youssef, look, look, I don't know what you got, but it's your chance.
I don't even know what I've got. Youssef.
All right, all in. All in.
All in. All in.
All in. All in. Oh, shit.
So, youssef, it's me and you. So, do it to me.
Do it to me back. Me and you, buddy.
Me and you.
Me and you. Showdown.
No way! I'm out.
Last card. Told ya, bro!
It was me and you. It was me and you.
It was you and me.
It was buddy. That was it.
It was us. Me and you.
Told ya. He's dumb fucked up.
He fucked with the wrong man. He tried to play with the drunk man with the sober man's wine.
Mmmmm! Ooh, the sweet taste of victory.
It's wild, isn't it?
How do you feel? How do you feel?
Bro, it was just me and you.
Are you still in?
I don't know who you are.
Because I was all in. And you, my friend, are a fucking stupid, dickhead, loser, nobody, who everybody hates.
And I always knew that. Oh shit!
Oh, Tristan's a wild guy!
He bets on nothing! Oh shit!
Trip Kings! Out of nowhere!
Out of nowhere! Shit!
That must... Yusuf, buddy!
Right here, bro. Right here, buddy.
A6. Right here, buddy.
Right here.
Yusuf. Yusuf's gonna get it.
Your crucifixion is gonna end.
How can I get it? You might get a six.
Hang on. I went to Jack.
Yusuf. Right here, buddy.
Respect. Respect. I gave you shit all night.
Respect. I do actually like you.
I'm gonna stop giving you shit. But for one last time.
Right here, buddy. Told you.
I'm right here. I'm right here.
And you done fucked up.
Trying to play like a drunk man in a sober man's game.
You done fucked up. So, baby!
It's me and you bro. I told you when the drinks start flowing, the cards start showing.
It's true. It's true.
I'm a feminist, as you all know, and I really respect the opinions of women.
And that's why I'm here in this woman's only gym, to ask them what they think about my brand new product, Fireblood.
People often come up to me and say, Andrew, you're so tall and strong and smart and funny and charismatic and extremely rich, what supplements do you take?
And I explain that coffee and cigars are the only supplements I've ever needed, but perhaps as I get old I should look into them.
So I decided to do a little bit of market research and I was very disappointed by what I saw.
All of these supplements are full of chemicals I can't name.
I don't know what they are. Or they're full of flavorings.
I thought, why can't you have a product which is only the things your body needs?
Why can't you only have vitamins and minerals and amino acids?
And if you're going to do that, why not have loads of them?
I've never understood, girls if you don't mind, I've never understood why you would have 100% of your vitamin B2 when you can have 7,692% of your vitamin B2. Along with your vitamin B6 and your iodine, magnesium, zinc, copper, all the amino acids, niacin, folic acid, vitamin A, it goes on and on in one convenient scoop with absolutely no flavorings whatsoever.
Surely, Andrew, you're a business genius.
Why? Who hasn't thought of taking all the minerals and all the vitamins and all the amino acids and putting them in a fantastic, easy-to-use product with no flavorings whatsoever?
So I've created it, Fireblood, and we're here to see what women think of it at this Girls Only Gym.
So, girls, this is Fireblood.
This is my product. Please give us a very honest review.
Girls love it. They love it.
Don't listen to what girls say.
They don't mean it. They love it.
And that's the best thing about fire blood because you know what?
Life is pain. Everything good in life is going to be pain.
When you go to the gym, you're supposed to suffer.
Every single good thing that's going to come to you in life is going to come through pain.
Your supplement, what is good for your body, is never going to taste like cookie crumble.
It's never going to taste like strawberry cotton candy.
And if that's what you want, you are probably gay.
If you are a man and you want to be as strong as humanly possible with no garbage, only the things your body needs, then you need to get used to pain and you need to get used to suffering.
And only that way will you ever become a fraction of my power and manage to achieve fireblood.
Fireblood tastes disgusting because it is good for you and like everything beneficial in life that is hard to swallow.
Fireblood is the most disgusting product you can buy but contains every vitamin, mineral, and amino acid required for muscle growth.
Your stomach may ache a little bit after consuming fireblood if you are a dork.
If you prefer supplements which taste of cookie crumble but are full of junk, you should probably get an AIDS test because you are gay.
It's not good at all.
It's very disgusting. I really feel to throw up when I'm drinking.
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