Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - The Journey to Wudan Mountain Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 214
Aired: 2024-02-06
Duration: 15:19


=== Worst Booze Joke (01:33) ===

[00:00:00]  What time does yours say?
[00:00:16]  Mine's set wrong, no doubt.
[00:00:17]  No, mine's ten minutes past eight.
[00:00:23]  You know what Pooset is, don't you?
[00:00:27]  My favorite, the Palenka.
[00:00:31]  That is definitely Palenka.
[00:00:35]  I might have to drive today.
[00:00:36]  It's a bad idea. Nice.
[00:00:42]  No, it's horrible. I'd rather eat the cup.
[00:00:46]  That's the worst booze on the planet.
[00:00:49]  No, I saw the cups.
[00:00:52]  Palenka may be the worst booze on the planet.
[00:00:53]  It might be the worst booze on the planet.
[00:00:55]  But somehow, it becomes a joke when you're in the Romanian villages and you always end up drinking it.
[00:00:59]  It is funny. Because I hate this shit.
[00:01:00]  I truly do. Really?
[00:01:02]  It's like with beer or wine.
[00:01:04]  You just need to find the right wine.
[00:01:05]  What'd you say, bro? Oh, you don't know the code.
[00:01:07]  Yeehaw. Pour the shit.
[00:01:09]  Get the fuck out of here. He doesn't give a shit.
[00:01:11]  I don't give a fuck. He's not complaining that he hates it.
[00:01:14]  He's just making it as a matter of fact.
[00:01:15]  He's just saying it's disgusting. And you know what I will say?
[00:01:17]  I've lived in Romania eight years now.
[00:01:19]  I've drank a lot of Palenka. I will say that it doesn't grow on you.
[00:01:23]  Whiskey grows on you. Like, I like the taste of whiskey.
[00:01:25]  Yeah, acquired. Palinka is not the acquired taste.
[00:01:28]  It always tastes like this.
[00:01:29]  Absolute trash. Cheers, bro. You know what?
[00:01:31]  Cheers. That horse's ass smells better than this alcohol.

=== Good Morning, Two Shots of Palenka (02:32) ===

[00:01:33]  Wow. Nobody else?
[00:01:36]  All right, we'll get fishin' out the first one.
[00:01:41]  Whoa! I'm needing Jesus this morning, bro.
[00:01:43]  We're going to church drinking palenka.
[00:01:45]  So, this is the Romanian way.
[00:01:47]  Yeah. Don't shit on my traditions, you American scum.
[00:01:51]  Village practice.
[00:01:53]  Palenka church. Village practice.
[00:01:56]  No, that is actually how they do it.
[00:01:58]  🎵 Bailey, you've missed out.
[00:02:16]  In this perfect setting, I'm telling you, two shots of Palenka hits.
[00:02:20]  I don't want any more Palenka.
[00:02:21]  It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
[00:02:23]  But two shots of Palenka gives you a nice morning buzz.
[00:02:26]  You're missing out. T, absolutely not.
[00:02:27]  No way. No, Justin, no, no.
[00:02:33]  I'm not having Palenka.
[00:02:35]  I said two shots!
[00:02:37]  Three is the lucky number, guys.
[00:02:39]  Good morning. Two shots of Palenka.
[00:02:45]  Good morning. This is fucking horrible.
[00:02:50]  The donkey quit on us.
[00:02:52]  And he left with the fucking Palenka.
[00:02:55]  And we're in the middle of some field.
[00:02:57]  No, fuck that. I'm getting the Palenka.
[00:03:00]  What do you mean?
[00:03:03]  That's the least of our warriors.
[00:03:05]  We're in the middle of nowhere. If we're going to sit out here in the middle of nowhere...
[00:03:08]  Now hear me out. With my security guards, there's two seats in that car.
[00:03:14]  And there's six men here.
[00:03:16]  So, you guys all fight to death for the extra seat.
[00:03:22]  The guy with the gun is definitely winning.
[00:03:28]  Bailey, you're going to have to sit in somebody's lap.
[00:03:31]  And that's Alex. Come on, Bailey.
[00:03:35]  Let's go! Nice.

=== Marcel's Gambit (11:13) ===

[00:04:06]  Nice. How much?
[00:04:09]  One bullet. One bullet.
[00:04:11]  Bulletproof is here.
[00:04:13]  Now we're talking.
[00:04:19]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:04:20]  Now we're talking.
[00:04:21]  Now we're talking.
[00:04:22]  Well, the thing is, you know, lots of billionaires have private planes and all that kind of stuff,
[00:04:28]  the fancy supercars, the big guys, and as a billionaire I thought I'd up the game a little bit.
[00:04:33]  So I now take private trains everywhere.
[00:04:36]  There's no guests on this train.
[00:04:37]  It's just me and my people. My train.
[00:04:40]  That's how I roll. I'm Romanian now.
[00:04:47]  Would she like one?
[00:04:51]  I asked her and she said, what is it?
[00:04:53]  Six, please. Not five.
[00:04:56]  T, no one wants palinka.
[00:04:58]  Absolutely no one. Where are we?
[00:05:00]  We're in Romania. In a traditional...
[00:05:02]  I don't know.
[00:05:03]  Romanian restaurant. Okay.
[00:05:07]  What's your point? He's trying to upset me with hot chocolate, so I'm switching it back to Romanian.
[00:05:13]  Marcel, what have you done? A nice, calming, soothing twist in Romania.
[00:05:25]  Yeah, he agrees with me. What did I say?
[00:05:27]  What did he say? Fucking no, bro.
[00:05:29]  Does anyone know? You have to say, yes, this is it.
[00:05:32]  This is it, like Michael Jackson's last score.
[00:05:35]  Some make it like 60, 70 degrees.
[00:05:36]  Those are strong. This is like 50, 55.
[00:05:39]  Marcel, I was super cold before I drank that.
[00:05:40]  Now I feel really warm, so...
[00:05:42]  It's your booze blanket.
[00:05:45]  We make it from our apples. It's apples.
[00:05:47]  Great. It's disgusting as well.
[00:05:57]  Everything's gross. Yeah, from the grown man that wore hot chocolate.
[00:06:03]  You okay with that?
[00:06:05]  It is what it is.
[00:06:06]  I hear it. It's remaining.
[00:06:08]  I can't see Tristan is like the zoo similar
[00:06:23]  Civilization II. So when you'd start off, you had your little civilization and you didn't want to go to war because your army wasn't that big.
[00:06:29]  So you could do trade deals or do peace deals with people.
[00:06:32]  So I'd do peace deals with like the French and the English and the Vatican because you had a peace and you could not worry about that border.
[00:06:39]  If they start getting mad at you, they'd send their emissary and their emissary would be like, we are a little unhappy with our trade agreement.
[00:06:46]  And you knew in the next couple turns they were going to attack and you could be prepared for it.
[00:06:49]  You do peace deals with them. You never did peace deals with the Zulu.
[00:06:53]  Because the Zulu would say whatever they wanted.
[00:06:56]  It's fine, yeah, we're great.
[00:06:58]  And then the next minute they invaded your whole border.
[00:07:00]  Without warning, without an emissary, in the game.
[00:07:03]  Zulus were uninteresting.
[00:07:05]  You couldn't do these games. Of all games I've ever been interested in playing, that would be the most interesting.
[00:07:11]  Interesting. Don't do deals with Tristan.
[00:07:16]  He said just that. Interesting.
[00:07:18]  He's the Zulu. This is how it goes.
[00:07:21]  Marcella stuff. Fall into the trap.
[00:07:24]  You should just go to war with them instantly and annihilate them because there's no point.
[00:07:28]  Good luck. So, what's good?
[00:07:31]  It was absolutely wonderful.
[00:07:32]  Thank you. You better hope and pray.
[00:07:59]  Because if he finds out what you said about him, I'm not, listen, you've been my friend for a long time, but I'm not looking to get to a fight where I'm definitely going to die alongside you.
[00:08:11]  Normally I would, against any other man.
[00:08:13]  If anyone else came for you, I'd die with you.
[00:08:15]  Road dogs for life, day one.
[00:08:17]  But when Ted...
[00:08:18]  You better hope and pray.
[00:08:24]  My gut tells me that buying windshield wiper fluid from the gas station is not a good idea.
[00:08:28]  Why? I don't know.
[00:08:30]  It's a Romanian gas station.
[00:08:32]  There's no way it's a good idea. It's supposed to be acid, is it?
[00:08:35]  Romanians are cheap. At worst case, it's just going to be plain water.
[00:08:39]  Lying to be something else.
[00:08:40]  They're not going to make it anything more dangerous or better than what it's supposed to be.
[00:08:45]  I just clean my own windscreen.
[00:08:46]  You see that? People think I'm not a man of the people.
[00:08:49]  They go, oh, he's a billionaire. Must live this privileged life.
[00:08:51]  I clean my own windscreen sometimes on my one of 200 Audi, Audi, Kia, RS7, one of my 54 supercars.
[00:08:57]  I'm a man of the people. Yeah, but fire's warm. It's very cold.
[00:10:09]  It's very cold. So I need to make a very big fire?
[00:10:15]  There is no size of fire at which I will look and say, that fire's too big.
[00:10:20]  Someone might get burned.
[00:10:21]  Tristan might get burned.
[00:10:23]  I think I'll give a solitary fuck.
[00:10:25]  I am the fire. I will build the fire so large that our problem is only that we are too long.
[00:10:31]  Too hot. Maybe dead.
[00:10:34]  There's a lot of trees around here.
[00:10:35]  Have you noticed on the way in? Plenty of wood.
[00:10:38]  Also, we've got enough ice to put the shit out in here.
[00:10:40]  That's right. Me and Marcel, we've got ice, so it's fine.
[00:10:42]  You know, if there's any problems. Can we see your one?
[00:10:52]  I don't like either. I don't like either. I have to avoid drinking.
[00:11:09]  The saxophone made one, and it's interesting.
[00:11:12]  Do you have the enchanted amulet?
[00:11:14]  Yeah, I do. Has first seen it yet?
[00:11:16]  I have not. Maybe if you display the enchanted amulet, he'll understand why you can't drink.
[00:11:22]  He's scared to hug his necklace all night.
[00:11:25]  See, that's how you know he didn't go to the mage.
[00:11:28]  Sorry. Sorry, bro.
[00:11:31]  You don't get it. It's cool.
[00:11:32]  You're just scared to have a drink. Did you go to the Encharting Forest?
[00:11:35]  Yes, I did. Did you find it?
[00:11:36]  The Saxophone mage. And then did you go to the merchant?
[00:11:40]  Yes. And get the oracle?
[00:11:43]  Yes. I did all those things.
[00:11:47]  No, you didn't. I put him there.
[00:11:51]  Where's your holy point, sir?
[00:11:54]  Lichtenstein Castle, where the elves hum at me from the forest.
[00:11:57]  I have more experience with these things than you.
[00:11:59]  I have more experience with mystic forest creatures than you do.
[00:12:03]  And you dare sit here next to me?
[00:12:05]  Because you're too scared to have a sip of beer?
[00:12:08]  I need to see your...
[00:12:09]  Where's your amulet? Used to be a somebody, Marcel.
[00:12:15]  Used to be a contender, Marcel.
[00:12:21]  You were once a name to be feared.
[00:12:25]  Oh, Marcel's coming out. Shit, Marcel.
[00:12:27]  He's gonna have to pace. Everyone's gonna have to fucking get on their game.
[00:12:31]  Stage one. Attack's the ego.
[00:12:34]  Sorry. Cheers, Marcel.
[00:12:36]  We just did a happy family cheers.
[00:12:38]  Come on, drink with us. She's already done!
[00:12:40]  Marcel, why would you insult Justin's wife?
[00:12:44]  Of all the things, first my sister, then his wife.
[00:12:47]  The ultimate insult.
[00:12:49]  Let's go.
[00:12:52]  Marcel. Drink yours and show me how it's done.
[00:12:54]  I will, but...
[00:12:57]  Let's go, Marcel.
[00:12:58]  That's perfect. You look like a gnome.
[00:13:00]  I'm actually refusing today. No.
[00:13:03]  No. That's creepy.
[00:13:10]  First full baby. To being real men, baby.
[00:13:12]  First full baby, that's your first one.
[00:13:14]  Third. It's my third!
[00:13:17]  It is, 100%. Me and him did one before you, but you started in your room.
[00:13:21]  Then we did the once again, then we did that one.
[00:13:23]  No. You said one, I'm sticking to one.
[00:13:27]  I didn't say one. Juice.
[00:13:29]  It's juice. I cannot drink it, Twister.
[00:13:34]  I cannot drink it. You have to drink yours of ourselves.
[00:13:38]  You have to drink yours anyway. Super easy.
[00:13:42]  I'm not even saying this. I'm saying to you as a non-drinker.
[00:13:44]  It's easy. It's like juice.
[00:13:46]  It's like juice. It's actually like juice, bro.
[00:13:48]  It's easy. I would admire you.
[00:13:50]  Give me a sec.
[00:13:52]  I will take another one of these.
[00:13:53]  I will take another one of these for you to drink that.
[00:13:55]  Deal? No. He'll drink another one of them if you drink that.
[00:13:59]  That sounds quite a good deal.
[00:14:01]  Very good deal. I'm not sure who's going to drink with him.
[00:14:03]  We'll work that out later. It's super easy.
[00:14:05]  That's juice. Bro, you're right.
[00:14:07]  You're right about Marcel. People do change.
[00:14:08]  People just... I know. They're just...
[00:14:11]  He spread his wings.
[00:14:13]  He flew away. He moved on.
[00:14:15]  Yeah, he's just too good for guys like us.
[00:14:17]  You want to sit around and drink for that good old time with your buddies, you know?
[00:14:20]  He's done. He's done. See?
[00:14:27]  It's like juice. Done.
[00:14:32]  You know what?
[00:14:35]  I think we should legitimately let him off the hook.
[00:14:37]  Bro, I feel like I'm actually going to throw up.
[00:14:39]  Wait. That would be gay.
[00:14:41]  You don't want to catch AIDS, do you?
[00:14:44]  Yeah, can't catch AIDS. Bro, I thought you were going to back me there.
[00:14:47]  I was so sure you had one back.
[00:14:50]  Alright. I forget my friends.
[00:14:56]  We're not your friends!
[00:14:58]  We all lied about it being freezing cold.
[00:15:02]  You're liars and charlatans.
[00:15:04]  They told me this little sob story.
[00:15:06]  It's cold outside! And then something about being gay.
[00:15:09]  Something about gay bar. And then here we are, and I'm perfectly fine.
[00:15:15]  See this? You can't even see his fucking face.
[00:15:17]  Of course you can! Out here looking like Sub-Zero.