Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Lambo ruins Christmas | Tate Confidential Ep 204
Aired: 2023-12-29
Duration: 15:51


=== Germans Love Papers (11:05) ===

[00:00:00]  Thanks. Your pen.
[00:00:14]  Yes. Thank you, sir. Cheers.
[00:00:17]  Bye. Bye-bye. Safe travel, friend.
[00:00:24]  Germans love papers, don't they?
[00:00:27]  Why do Germans love papers so much?
[00:00:30]  I'm going to drive it with this on because it's so brand new.
[00:00:33]  How many miles on the clock? Seven kilometers on the clock.
[00:00:40]  Drive with the plastic on because I'm a gangstar.
[00:00:43]  Germans love paperwork.
[00:00:45]  Oh, seatbelt.
[00:00:46]  Oh, don't die.
[00:00:49]  Andrew, you have to save the world.
[00:00:50]  World Top G, you're not allowed to die.
[00:00:52]  What was I saying?
[00:01:13]  Oh yeah, Germans love paperwork.
[00:01:16]  Always going on and on about papers.
[00:01:17]  You want to have sex, you must sign this paper.
[00:01:21]  Berlin sex parties with contracts, probably.
[00:01:26]  Stinky anal, and they're all sitting around signing paperwork for it.
[00:01:29]  Fucking weirdos. Give me my car.
[00:01:32]  I don't give a fuck about papers.
[00:01:34]  There's no papers on the streets.
[00:01:36]  Imagine not having unlimited money.
[00:01:45]  Imagine, like, waking up and wanting something and not saying, give me that.
[00:01:50]  I want that, but I can't have it.
[00:01:53]  Why? Because I don't have any money.
[00:01:56]  Are you a fucking loser?
[00:01:58]  Everything I have ever wanted ever, I have.
[00:02:01]  In excess and abundance.
[00:02:04]  I couldn't live any other way.
[00:02:05]  Imagine being a full-grown man, not having everything he wants all of the time.
[00:02:09]  That would be devastating. Oh, let's speak to our mate.
[00:02:16]  It's beautiful. Thank you.
[00:02:17]  You painted it? Yes.
[00:02:20]  All right, cool. Take it to the house and we'll talk at the house.
[00:02:24]  It's very nice. Is your car broken, Alex?
[00:02:32]  Yep. That's unfortunate.
[00:02:35]  Why don't you buy four new supercars?
[00:02:37]  Because then you don't have to worry about your car being broken.
[00:02:40]  True, true. That's right.
[00:02:41]  I should buy it, you know?
[00:02:43]  Unlucky friend.
[00:02:46]  Driftin' parts like a fuckin' retard.
[00:03:00]  Bye.
[00:03:01]  So I can't fit the car.
[00:03:04]  Idiot. So what's wrong with your car?
[00:03:10]  Oh, the car broke. Oh, it's not working.
[00:03:12]  Oh, that's a shame. So why don't you just get new supercars?
[00:03:14]  Why don't you just get four new supercars?
[00:03:16]  That's an RS-7 ABT. There's only a limited edition of them, 850 horsepower.
[00:03:20]  And then I really like the SF90. I thought it was beautiful, so I might as well get a convertible.
[00:03:24]  So I got another one that's a convertible.
[00:03:25]  Two of the same car. Yeah, exactly.
[00:03:27]  One's coupe, one's convertible, and they look exactly the same.
[00:03:29]  So no one can tell that I have two different cars.
[00:03:30]  I think I have one car because I have so much money, I don't want people to even know how much money I have.
[00:03:34]  Cool, no? What happened to your car?
[00:03:36]  It's broken, yeah? Yeah. Oh, shit.
[00:03:37]  That must be terrible. It's a shame you don't know any friends, like a guy.
[00:03:41]  If you knew a guy with lots of cars, maybe he'd let you borrow one, but I don't think you know anyone.
[00:03:44]  No. That's unfortunate.
[00:03:46]  Yeah. That's life.
[00:03:47]  Yeah, you got Uber, so you'll be fine.
[00:03:49]  I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[00:04:09]  Thank you.
[00:04:14]  So guys. Merry Christmas.
[00:04:17]  I got the prizes.
[00:04:19]  I hope you like them.
[00:04:21]  Alright.
[00:04:31]  This is pretty good.
[00:04:33]  I was the king of What would you do if I actually killed myself?
[00:04:37]  What would you do if I killed myself with this exact rope?
[00:04:39]  Andrew, you know the present I was thinking of getting Alex?
[00:04:41]  If I kill myself, I can't get it for him, can I? I'm gonna kill myself.
[00:04:45]  Would you rather me kill myself or get you the present I was gonna get you?
[00:04:51]  Because I was thinking of buying you a Lamborghini.
[00:04:54]  I don't know why you're buying a Lamborghini.
[00:04:55]  Why the fuck would you buy a Lamborghini?
[00:04:58]  Because he's my friend. This rope costs Alex the same percentage of his income as a Lamborghini will cost me of mine.
[00:05:08]  So I feel like it's kind of fair.
[00:05:10]  But now I know he wants me to kill myself, I might not do it.
[00:05:13]  I might kill myself instead of buying a Lamborghini.
[00:05:15]  I refuse to let you buy a Lamborghini.
[00:05:18]  Fuck Alex. How are you gonna stop me?
[00:05:20]  Kill yourself? Will you kill yourself if I do it?
[00:05:25]  No, I just say that there's no point in doing that.
[00:05:27]  It's a complete waste of time and money.
[00:05:28]  Fuck Alex. Why the fuck are you gonna buy him a fucking Lambo?
[00:05:31]  Because his car always breaks down.
[00:05:32]  He loses his money gambling.
[00:05:34]  Exactly. It's just funny. We get to make fun of it.
[00:05:38]  Alex decides. Do I use this or buy you a Lambo?
[00:05:42]  Well, to be honest, I think I'm gonna take back a gift.
[00:05:48]  Because I really want Tristan to survive.
[00:05:50]  Oh, so you want Tristan to survive, so I know when we can kill myself.
[00:05:52]  Alex, buy your Lambo.
[00:05:54]  Today! Buy your Lambo.
[00:05:55]  What do you mean? Now? Nah, yeah, I'll buy you Lambo today.
[00:05:58]  Lambo! For Alex.
[00:05:59]  We're going to buy Lambos now.
[00:06:01]  I am. Young straps and I don't give a fuck.
[00:06:07]  I'm homeless!
[00:06:09]  I let a thug life lose my focus, baby!
[00:06:12]  I'm troublesome!
[00:06:14]  Bad boy killer!
[00:06:16]  He likes it and I like it.
[00:06:19]  The real cars. Keep the real ones hidden away.
[00:06:24]  This is genuinely a joke.
[00:06:29]  We don't need to buy him a fucking car.
[00:06:31]  Yes, we do. No, on a genuine level.
[00:06:33]  He's worked for us five years for buying him a car.
[00:06:37]  No disrespect, Alex, but fuck Alex.
[00:06:40]  What the fuck are we buying him a car for?
[00:06:42]  You get bored for one day, you get a piece of rope, and you just...
[00:06:46]  What happened to all this Christmas spirit you were talking about?
[00:06:50]  You. It's Christmas!
[00:06:52]  You are responsible for this.
[00:06:53]  Responsible for what, Christmas? Christmas lights, Christmas tree, Christmas cheer.
[00:06:59]  Can't buy your friend a fucking Christmas gift.
[00:07:01]  It's a Lambo. So?
[00:07:03]  It's Christmas. How old are you, Alex?
[00:07:05]  22, nice. 22, I couldn't even afford to eat!
[00:07:10]  Which one is it, this one? This blue one.
[00:07:13]  This blue one? Alright, tell me about it.
[00:07:19]  Price, mileage, oh, it's here.
[00:07:23]  Wait a second, I'll bring the key to...
[00:07:26]  Sure, let me take a look around.
[00:07:27]  It's DBS, yeah? DBS 1, yeah.
[00:07:31]  Alright, that's what you buy from Alex.
[00:07:34]  The DBS. Nah, I think you're buying the 4A. We already have a 4A in the fleet.
[00:07:39]  That's cooler looking. We won't be able to keep up anyway.
[00:07:42]  That's cooler looking. I'm hard to impress with cars because I have them all.
[00:07:48]  I'm very hard to impress.
[00:07:51]  This looks beautiful, but I already have three DBSs.
[00:07:57]  Yeah, we have three of the same fucking car.
[00:08:02]  It looks nice though.
[00:08:05]  Alright, let me take a look around because the decision is ultimately nice.
[00:08:08]  Why the fuck am I in a car showroom?
[00:08:10]  This is what happens every time.
[00:08:12]  Every time I go anywhere near a car showroom, I end up buying a bunch of cars.
[00:08:16]  Yeah, but this one's for Alex. Fuck Alex.
[00:08:21]  None of them are for Alex. It's Christmas time.
[00:08:23]  No. Alex does not get a Lambo.
[00:08:27]  Alex doesn't get a Lambo.
[00:08:29]  He does. He might.
[00:08:31]  Tristan's not buying a car.
[00:08:32]  He's buying a car at me.
[00:08:34]  He's not dancing. He's not dancing to the music.
[00:08:38]  He's dancing at me.
[00:08:40]  You have to understand that.
[00:08:41]  It's like how I drink at people.
[00:08:43]  Like his cousin. I think you need to dance.
[00:08:46]  I can't. He's dancing at me.
[00:08:47]  Just kind of bob up and down in your chair, T. No.
[00:08:52]  Ruku's crying now.
[00:08:54]  That's what he's doing. This is not about the car.
[00:09:04]  Christmas time! This is not about Alex.
[00:09:06]  Christmas cheer! This is teaching me a lesson for the lights.
[00:09:08]  You said Christmas! It's because I put lights on the house.
[00:09:10]  So now you're gonna buy a car at me.
[00:09:12]  Yeah. Give it to Alex to annoy me.
[00:09:14]  It's Christmas. New S63. We don't need a new S63, do we?
[00:09:23]  Nah. We don't need anything.
[00:09:25]  I wonder what that's like. Is that it?
[00:09:29]  The new 7 Series? Yeah.
[00:09:30]  Let's sit in it. Turn it on. I have it on the world's platform.
[00:09:33]  And besides that, we have a TV. We have the Audi now.
[00:09:37]  That's to be driven around in, bro.
[00:09:39]  Is it? It's a 7 Series.
[00:09:41]  I'd buy one to be driven in. I wouldn't drive it myself.
[00:09:44]  All right, let's have a look. This has got more headroom than the convertible, right?
[00:09:48]  Do you fit? I hope you don't fit.
[00:09:52]  I hope you don't fit, Alex, because then it won't be bought.
[00:09:56]  I hope he doesn't fit. Alex will fit.
[00:09:59]  The convertible version, he wouldn't fit, because I have trouble, but here it's fine.
[00:10:04]  Fuck Alex. I'll sit inside and see if it fits you.
[00:10:12]  I know this car inside out.
[00:10:15]  I'm an Air Force port miner. I drove from England to Italy, back to Romania, so I know it very well.
[00:10:19]  Alex, I want you to understand something.
[00:10:38]  As happy as you may think you are right now, the price you will pay when we spar, I guarantee you, will not be worth this car.
[00:10:46]  I will regret it because you will not be able to drive it because your arms will be gone from your body.
[00:10:50]  I will detach your arms from your body.
[00:10:52]  So if you want this car, I'm warning you now, you're going to pay for it with your life.
[00:10:57]  All right, let me discuss with my brother.
[00:11:00]  Every day, every time I say sparring, you have to spar.
[00:11:03]  Bank transfer will be with you in a day or two, then I'll send Alex to pick it up.

=== Why You're Mad I Bought Alex a Lamborghini (03:39) ===

[00:11:05]  There's no way out. So be very careful accepting presents from my brother.
[00:11:10]  Andrew! Andrew, what's this?
[00:11:16]  250. Done. Perfect.
[00:11:18]  To be honest, like, I literally have no words right now.
[00:11:22]  Like, I'm just in shock, to be honest.
[00:11:24]  Let me see this one as well.
[00:11:26]  This is done. I'm deal.
[00:11:29]  Yeah, DBS is something unique because we can deal with the weight.
[00:11:42]  Yeah.
[00:11:45]  for the people of the U.S.
[00:11:46]  Yeah, yeah, we'll try both.
[00:11:48]  DBS and the 488. You know, we have enough Astons.
[00:11:50]  We've got like seven.
[00:11:52]  Let's hear it anyway. We're spending a million dollars.
[00:11:56]  That's all the money we made yesterday.
[00:11:58]  Andrew, it's Christmas.
[00:12:01]  I should have bought my Santa hat.
[00:12:03]  I would have taught you a lesson.
[00:12:05]  Andrew, you taught me to like Christmas.
[00:12:08]  You bought the spirit of Christmas and giving into my heart.
[00:12:12]  Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!
[00:12:16]  Come in! What the fuck is this?
[00:12:20]  This one on the left is me.
[00:12:21]  This one on the right is you.
[00:12:25]  Congratulations. I now like Christmas.
[00:12:30]  You know what's funny? You bought me a Christmas gift that you wanted me to kill myself with, but you are far more likely to kill yourself with the Christmas gift I got you.
[00:12:39]  So, if you die, ha ha ha, did it back to you.
[00:12:45]  Took your own idea and switched it back at you.
[00:12:48]  I'll still have my rope and I'll be alive, whereas you will be dead.
[00:12:52]  That's actually smart. I'm starting to feel a bit better about this idea now.
[00:12:55]  Yeah. I'm starting to feel a bit happier about it.
[00:12:57]  Yeah, yeah. He's more likely to kill himself with our gift than we are with his gift.
[00:13:02]  That's true. We've got way too many of these.
[00:13:04]  By the time we get... Best, best, best price you can do on this if we buy both.
[00:13:08]  I suppose $230? Only $8?
[00:13:11]  You got $18 off that. $220 is done.
[00:13:17]  He's taking it right now. Okay.
[00:13:19]  Done. Done. Right.
[00:13:23]  For fuck's sake. Now we bought two cars.
[00:13:25]  Add them up. So you're mad I bought Alex Lambo.
[00:13:35]  Will you just pull that Ferrari? Who's pissed off?
[00:13:39]  Who's that for? If I'm mad about what you did, obviously I have to make myself feel better.
[00:13:45]  I'd like to buy a car. You wouldn't do it back to me.
[00:13:47]  Because I'll take your idea and do it back to you again.
[00:13:50]  I put lights on the house, so you bought Alex's car at me to annoy me, so now I bought a Ferrari at you to annoy you.
[00:13:55]  Doesn't annoy me. You can never be more annoyed.
[00:14:00]  You can never be less annoyed that I bought Alex's car.
[00:14:04]  You're super annoyed. You've ruined Christmas for everyone except Alex.
[00:14:11]  Let this be a lesson to you.
[00:14:13]  Not to drag me into nice, cheerful things.
[00:14:17]  Christmas is rude.
[00:14:19]  Wish granted.
[00:14:21]  Warning, warning, warning.
[00:14:22]  You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant, but you're not actually stupid.
[00:14:28]  I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do, and you could achieve.
[00:14:35]  Last year, during these exact days, you did nothing.
[00:14:37]  New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises, and a week later, you were still a fuck-up.
[00:14:42]  Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody.

=== Momentum Matters (01:05) ===

[00:14:45]  The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
[00:14:48]  You have absolutely nothing else to do.
[00:14:50]  You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
[00:14:57]  What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
[00:15:03]  Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
[00:15:15]  You commit like a man.
[00:15:16]  If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
[00:15:19]  You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
[00:15:22]  You either don't do it or you do it.
[00:15:24]  Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
[00:15:28]  Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
[00:15:31]  Only available for the next six days.
[00:15:32]  So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
[00:15:35]  As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
[00:15:39]  It doesn't take a break. It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
[00:15:45]  It continues to go because it is the momentum.
[00:15:47]  Only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.