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Dec. 12, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Croc Walk | Tate Confidential Ep 201
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Outro Don't shit on the crocs, Marcel!
This does make sense! Stand up and look at the crocs!
See, you don't see it coming!
Why are you gonna punch him?
Of course! Because he might stay there as shit, bro!
So look at the crocs, and then you I'm very,
very excited. How are you? Thank you for making the time.
This is the only good thing about the failing nation of the USA are airheads.
You know what's so funny? I'm not going to lie.
You're such a sweetheart.
Even when you talk, and the people here, I was like, oh, Andrew's coming.
They're like, oh, he's so sweet. And what I asked, I was like, yo, is there anything you need, anything at all?
He goes, airheads.
And I looked at my girl, I'm like, is he fucking with me?
He's like, he actually likes airheads.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Rain fall for everybody off Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah To the place where my come from Rain fall for everybody off Just like I don't believe in things that take away power from me.
I don't care if depression is real.
I don't care if I'm wrong.
I don't believe in something that takes away power from me because I can't become depressed if I don't believe in depression.
And that allows me to shield my mind from the idea of being a depressed person.
I can feel depressed temporarily, but I can never become a depressed person because it doesn't exist.
You can lock me in a Romanian jail cell for 93 days with cockroaches.
I will not be depressed. I will feel a little bit sad, of course, but I will never become a depressed person because I don't believe in it.
And when I say this, depressed people are like, no, depression's real.
It's ruined my life. It's taken everything from me.
Depression's real. Depression's real. I said, you sound like it's promotional team.
You sound like it's PR team.
It's their God. They're worshipping it.
You're worshipping it because it gives you a cure-all excuse for your monumental failures as opposed to waking up and going, you know what?
Maybe I'm a fuck-up. Nothing to do with depression.
Maybe I've just been fucking up. Maybe depression isn't real and I've just been fucking up and I should fix a few of these things.
I've been reaping. Absolutely.
And you'd be amazed how depression will lose power over your life and lose its ability to destroy your life if you stop giving it so much respect and just wake up and say, let me fix X, Y, and Z. What can I control?
Let me clear just in case there's some people that might not catch up to our speed.
I do not believe that some people, sorry, let me rephrase this.
I believe that some people are depressed every single day, but I believe that their steps into fixing that is one, first and foremost, find God immediately.
Two, instead of running to somebody and expressing your problems every single day, just sitting there, just telling somebody your problems every single day, find some friends, go to the gym.
Instead of talking about your problems, talk about your goals, talk about your dreams, focus on something that is not negative.
If there's two wolves, and I'll say this every time, I've said this a few times, there's two wolves, Andrew.
One's chained up in the dark, one's chained up in the light.
Which one lives? Busted up in SSB. Yeah, don't play Smash Bros.
You gotta teach me this game because I have no idea what to play Smash Bros.
You good? Oh, great.
I play Melee. That's my Smash Bros.
Oh, shit! Dude, you know what's going on.
You play Ultimate, don't you?
Yeah, it's the GameCube version. It's like 20 years old.
I was playing Melee 2. I'm ready for you.
Oh, okay! Who do you use?
He's my guy. He'll play for me. I got that good stuff.
Let's go.
George will bring the money.
Oh, what the fuck? Whoa.
The fucking boy.
It's practice.
You had like 900 cups of coffee.
Caffeine and nicotine are good for your testosterone though.
Do you fuck with these?
That's an American thing. He doesn't like zinc.
But nah, I'm cigars.
I don't know where I'm going to release this one, because I don't want to cut any of that shit out.
I don't want to leave it at all. So I might hit somebody from a different streaming service.
To be honest, bro, YouTube got mad at me for some shit, and now every day I've been getting messages saying, hey, dude, they're not showing us your videos.
Why? Bro, you do it for Rumble.
But Rumble have been really good to me, because when I was most banned, like the height of banned, they're like, not comfortable.
I feel like Rumble...
They let me say whatever I want.
How do you feel about Kik? Kick is backed by gambling, right?
It's backed by the stake. And if you're going to be on Kick, you have to do a bunch of gambling shit.
I don't gamble at all. Neither do I. I don't push gambling.
And it's clown shit. They're all fucking retard kids running around screaming, acting like idiots.
I'd be embarrassed to be on Kick. Rumble's like me, Russell Brand.
People saying smart shit. It's for the smart people.
And I get really good views on Rumble.
I got more views on Rumble than I got on YouTube.
Let's transfer over, honest to God.
Well, you can do both at the same time, and you'll be surprised.
I think the Rumble CPM, they pay like six times more than you do.
So your viewers are worth six times more.
They pay more. You should check it out.
Okay, we'll try it. We're going to start with this episode.
Awesome. Thank you, brother.
Come on, hit me up.
My man.
You're gonna have to hold a line.
If you want me to know what you're shooting at, you're welcome to achieve it.
I see you.
Approach this man.
Tell him before, no, but let me explain what he's talking about.
No.
He's on the other side.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
No!
you you Why divide it? Because I'm wearing the cross.
It's like a protection mechanism.
Marcel, you don't know about the protection mechanism.
Aikido. Of course there's two pairs in the house.
Of course there's two pairs. You're going to see me and Bailey standing like this.
And bodies. I'm wearing them.
Are you wearing those out? I'll wear these out.
Just like this. No, don't do the their good thoughts.
I'll buy them. Give them off and then you can have some.
The whole house is going to convert.
They're sick. Admit they're sick.
No. Myself.
They're so terrible though.
What are you thinking? They're actually terrible.
They're sick. I hate to say it, but technically those are slippers and not crocs.
They're not. Where are the holes?
That's the thing. No, crocs aren't cool.
Valentino ripoff crocs for $2,000 are cool.
Yeah.
How can the rip off be more?
Whose- whose- Footwork. Angles.
You don't know the game.
So we're wearing the Crocs out.
Yeah? Because I'm committed.
Look, no fear for the puddle.
I was trying to record your reaction to my shoes.
Don't sit with me. I'm sitting right next to you.
I'm sitting right next to you, T. I don't know who this guy is.
I don't know who you are. T can't be Hayden.
Marcel. Marcel.
Last thing you see is the bling of the diamonds.
Last thing. Crocs, diamonds, and Colonel Black.
I'm sitting right next to you.
Tristan pissed off about our uh, shoe selection.
They're not Crocs though, right?
No, they're Valentinos.
Valentinos.
Crocs are not just a fashion statement.
They're a philosophy and a way of life.
You would have no idea what any of that means.
We have to find the whole world and take out the fox.
We're gonna convert the whole house.
Let me get me.
Oh.
We're being conquered. Surrounded in all realms.
When you thought you were somebody, you thought you mattered, but it turns out you were at the lowest possible echelon of existence.
Like a bug, in the mud, like a little worm, waiting to be crushed by your superiors, people who are better than you.
And you sat there in your little stupid shoes.
When people like me and Bailey, real men, heroes, men who don't give up, men who made a...
Courage, bravery, and honor.
The age-old adages which built the modern world.
Truly masculine geniuses surrounded you on all sides, and you face certain destruction.
Look at the floor. You look like a faggot.
Look at the floor. He's been conquered.
You're surrounded. You're surrounded.
It's over. We'll get him.
We'll get him. George, what's at stake? I have no fucking idea.
I just see the lives, bro. I have no idea what's going on.
Oh, the stake. The stake. If Reed wins...
Oh my god.
I think he's about to lose. If Reed wins...
Bro, you're sick.
You're good, bro. You are good.
He's good. I've never had to try that hard at that game before.
Are you sweating? Bro, you are good.
Running back. It's good, you're fine there!
Nah, you're good.
He's good, bro. Bro, he is different good.
You lost? Bro, you are good.
We'll play again for the end of the night. Okay.
No, man, he's fucking sick.
So close, bro. All of my house arrest would have been wasted!
Jesus. He's good, bro.
He's slippery. De Mara Borshue.
You got it. Marcel's converted.
What did you order him? I accidentally converted.
But see, the thing is, we wore our Crocs yesterday.
Tactical. They're tactical Crocs.
So if you want to be like a top performer, They had you surrounded yesterday.
We had him surrounded, so we saw the tactics.
Now he's getting a pick. That's three on one.
I'm going home. Right now, I'm just going to go home.
Tactical Crocs. Think about it.
TC, bro. TC. TC. Would you fight a crocodile?
I'm going home. Don't do it, my son.
You're too black. You're too black for Crocs.
No, what do you mean? You're fucking Cripwalking them, like a G. You're not Cripwalking Crocs.
No, you're Cripwalking.
Yeah. We call it crockwalking.
Crockwalk. You don't know.
Have a nice day.
Marshmell. How did these get here?
Tristan ordered hot chocolates because he loves hot chocolates.
Especially with whipped cream. Andrew, who's your maid?
Drink that without looking gay.
He's here. You look scary as shit.
If Marcel's down with the cross, that might be good.
Good point. You gotta try it.
It's banging. You're onto something, Marcel.
So much energy involved.
It's not coffee, but it is.
What about ten coffees with it?
Ten coffees will balance it out.
It balances out the cool as well.
Coffee, crops and chocolate.
What? Coffee, crops and chocolate.
The triple C. Triple C, brother.
Several days later.
Bailey, it's your birthday.
Drink a Guinness, baby!
Marcel. Bro, everyone is doing it.
It's a new thing. It's a new diet.
It's a new diet. It's a new diet. Guinness diet.
I'm going to take my vitamins with my Guinness.
I think that's going to really wash them down.
Thank you. Is that a good plan?
That's a very good plan. Very good plan.
But baby, don't drink your Guinness.
You're not my friend. I don't think I'm man enough to take them all at the same time.
Why? Ugh, you make me want to be a better Christian.
I try my best. Alright, of course.
Andrew, there's birds in the house.
Andrew, there's birds in the house.
No, they're our new roommates.
They must have come in through the rooms, but I'm hoping to keep the birds.
Until they start shitting on everything.
If they shit on everything, are you going to clean it up?
No, but my housekeepers.
We can't do the housekeepers dirty like that.
Oh, I see. The traitor lets the birds through.
Yeah, let's do it.
Something like Rory. Showing up uninvited.
Hopefully I can get an interview today, Dale.
Might make it mate.
I've got the chocolates.
I've got the chocolates mate.
It was Rory's birthday yesterday.
Fuck Rory. Who's Rory?
The bird's in the chalice.
He's drinking out of the chalice.
He sees it. He sees it.
He sees his opening. Nah, I'll miss the bird.
He's gonna leave us. Ah, the birds are gone.
The birds left us, it's official.
What the fuck? They're your friends.
Your one and only friend. They're the only people in this house I've trusted.
They're probably the only people in this house that liked you.
Touche. That's true.
I hate this guy. No one likes Tristan.
No one. Alex, do you like Tristan?
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