Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - THE CIGAR DEATHMATCH | Tate Confidential Ep 199
Aired: 2023-12-01
Duration: 12:17


=== Tristan's Triumph (10:44) ===

[00:00:00]  And that looks like a big cigar.
[00:00:10]  Thank you.
[00:00:12]  Yes, I do have one.
[00:00:13]  I'll take it. Thank you very much. I'll take it to smoke now.
[00:00:16]  Appreciate it. You have to smoke this right now.
[00:00:21]  All right, T, you win. I can win when I'm beat.
[00:00:24]  I said give me the biggest cigar in the place.
[00:00:26]  I thought I had the fattest cigar. Tristan came along.
[00:00:28]  Yeah, very much. T, you got me beat.
[00:00:30]  What can I say? Hands down, Tristan wins.
[00:00:33]  What do you mean? This is not the normal day for me.
[00:00:35]  Are you going to smoke it now?
[00:00:37]  Of course I am. Want a little smoke?
[00:00:38]  Yeah, let's have a nice little cigar.
[00:00:41]  You don't compensate for anything, do you?
[00:00:44]  He wins, bro.
[00:01:06]  I'm man enough to admit when I lose.
[00:01:09]  I'll fight a fight. People should know when they're conquered.
[00:01:17]  Need some lungs on you to do that, mate.
[00:01:20]  A lot of practice. Smooth.
[00:01:28]  Now we're smoking. That was good.
[00:01:31]  How long do you think it would take you to smoke that?
[00:01:34]  I'll actually be done in about 15 minutes.
[00:01:37]  If I rock up in a $400,000 cart, he's like, gee...
[00:01:43]  He was like, no, bro.
[00:01:46]  The point he made was kind of poignant.
[00:01:48]  He said... So you admit defeat?
[00:01:52]  No human capacity is not this right.
[00:01:54]  It's not made for humans. So you admit your human.
[00:01:58]  You are the consumption champion.
[00:02:00]  Don't tell us that you're conquered by this cigar.
[00:02:03]  It's just a tobacco leaf. That's all it is.
[00:02:06]  It's a lot of tobacco leaves.
[00:02:07]  Just one more puff. It is just leaves.
[00:02:09]  It is just leaves. You're scared of leaves.
[00:02:12]  Ha! Got him!
[00:02:14]  I know, he's going to have to smoke another thing.
[00:02:19]  He's scared of leaves.
[00:02:20]  I've finally been defeated by cigar.
[00:02:22]  It's not by a cigar, it's by leaves.
[00:02:24]  You've been defeated by leaves, you've got to say that.
[00:02:26]  I've been defeated by leaves.
[00:02:29]  This is unsmokeable.
[00:02:31]  Let it be known. That this cigar is too much for me to smoke.
[00:02:35]  You're still the champ. I'm not going to take it from you.
[00:02:36]  I'm not going to be in front of you. You're still the champ.
[00:02:37]  I don't know. You're beeping. You've got to finish yours though.
[00:02:40]  I probably will finish it, but even this is a struggle, bro.
[00:02:42]  Does that help? Yeah. You've done it good, though.
[00:02:46]  You did good. Excuse me.
[00:02:48]  Can I have a double Johnny Walker blue label, please?
[00:02:50]  Nice. Thank you very much.
[00:02:54]  Back in the game. I've officially rewired my brain.
[00:02:59]  Remember when I was going to give up, right?
[00:03:01]  I vow never to give up until this cigar is done.
[00:03:05]  I will never stop.
[00:03:08]  Alright, guys.
[00:03:11]  It's getting late. It's time to go home.
[00:03:13]  It's time to call it all day. Finish your drink.
[00:03:15]  It's time to go home. Yeah?
[00:03:19]  I thought I'd finish my drink. Yeah, finish your drink.
[00:03:21]  It's time to go home. We're done.
[00:03:23]  It's time to go home. We'll just finish our drinks.
[00:03:26]  I'll take this home. Finish it then.
[00:03:31]  But you've done enough.
[00:03:32]  Enough what? No, no, no.
[00:03:34]  This is a good cigar, so I'm gonna smoke it at home.
[00:03:38]  Finish your drink, and it's time to go home.
[00:03:40]  Oh no, I just wanted a gin and tonic.
[00:03:42]  Sorry, I need a few more minutes. Please.
[00:03:45]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:46]  And I thought you're not impressed.
[00:03:48]  Not yet.
[00:03:50]  Not yet?
[00:03:56]  No.
[00:03:57]  Mmm.
[00:03:58]  No.
[00:04:01]  Woohoohoo!
[00:04:03]  All I need is a G&T.
[00:04:05]  Thank you. Have fun. Enjoy.
[00:04:07]  I will- I'm- I won't.
[00:04:09]  But, it's okay.
[00:04:11]  Please do.
[00:04:12]  I'll try my best. See you later.
[00:04:14]  See you later.
[00:04:16]  The game continues.
[00:04:20]  Okay.
[00:04:22]  You filming me for no reason while I have a nice smoke, yeah.
[00:04:25]  Nice game.
[00:04:30]  Nice relaxing smoke.
[00:04:32]  Bye.
[00:04:33]  Thank you.
[00:04:36]  Home sir, right?
[00:04:37]  Yes, home. Thank you. You're still going strong.
[00:04:49]  With what? It's almost gone.
[00:04:54]  Fuck. Your will to live.
[00:04:56]  Heh heh heh.
[00:04:58]  The fucking hero.
[00:05:04]  You really just flipped that whole thing.
[00:05:06]  What do you mean? You might be the greatest man who ever lived.
[00:05:09]  Well, I've often smoked at least four cigars a night, but one cigar in the evening.
[00:05:14]  You might be the greatest man who's ever lived.
[00:05:16]  I know what you're talking about. I'm trying to give you credit.
[00:05:19]  That is actually epically impressive.
[00:05:22]  I thought I'd get the biggest cigar there.
[00:05:23]  I didn't finish it. If you finish that cigar, Tristan, I'll admit, once and for all.
[00:05:28]  Bro! Gin and tonic, please!
[00:05:33]  Booze is not powered. You did say you couldn't do it before you started drinking loads of booze.
[00:05:44]  My light is busted. It's burning underneath me.
[00:05:50]  Why don't you feel super sick?
[00:05:51]  Why do you sound like Luke?
[00:05:53]  You're right. I'm sorry. Tristan, I'm just giving him credit.
[00:05:55]  Tristan, you're here. I don't know what else to say.
[00:05:56]  No, no, I am sick. Sick of you.
[00:05:59]  Sick of the naysayers.
[00:06:00]  Sick of the people in life who try to hold you back.
[00:06:02]  Try to push you down. Tell you that you can't do basic things like smoke one cigar.
[00:06:09]  You got skill issues. Talk to me.
[00:06:11]  Nice shisha, mate.
[00:06:13]  Tristan's the champ.
[00:06:15]  Tristan's the champ!
[00:06:17]  It's a champ!
[00:06:18]  I'm going back.
[00:06:20]  Who's the champ?
[00:06:22]  🎵
[00:06:39]  Smoke it out, P!
[00:06:41]  🎵
[00:06:49]  Andrew.
[00:06:50]  you want to see my new move? Who told you that?
[00:06:54]  Oh, shit! Now we're smoking.
[00:07:33]  Now we're smoking.
[00:07:34]  I think I've ever smoked before.
[00:07:36]  The machine is the same as me.
[00:07:40]  It's got my security hat.
[00:07:43]  The machine can't control me.
[00:07:48]  The machine is the same as me.
[00:07:51]  The machine can't control me.
[00:07:54]  The machine can't control me.
[00:07:58]  The Machine Controls You Why do I have a drink? I don't know.
[00:08:05]  Why does he have a drink?
[00:08:07]  Why do you have a drink?
[00:08:14]  No, all jokes aside, someone's got to study why this happens.
[00:08:16]  Someone's got to study why this happens.
[00:08:18]  There needs to be some sort of study on why your body can do this.
[00:08:21]  It's not normal. Bro, it's actually not normal, bro.
[00:08:25]  So, Andy, you're a cigar smoker.
[00:08:26]  Let me tell you what the most fucked up thing about this is.
[00:08:28]  The head spins real. Hear me out.
[00:08:31]  Mama Sarah. You know what it is, bro?
[00:08:33]  What? Tongue.
[00:08:34]  Tongue down. Fry.
[00:08:36]  I won't taste shit for weeks.
[00:08:40]  Yeah, I threw it. Can you play Push It to the Limit, please?
[00:08:44]  We're on that vibe. When does the cigar finish?
[00:08:47]  It's done when I say it's done.
[00:08:53]  Tristan you need to just rip it to this beat right here It's not a good loud. I don't know what he's gonna say It's time now. The cigar is getting empty.
[00:09:16]  The cigar is now done.
[00:09:18]  Andrew's gonna have to concede total and utter defeat in every realm of human endeavor right now.
[00:09:22]  I'm about to put it out. Listen, I'm a fair man.
[00:09:27]  I grew up in a warrior culture.
[00:09:29]  And as a warrior, you have to accept sometimes when you get beat.
[00:09:31]  I'm not gonna make any excuses.
[00:09:33]  It was a fair one-on-one.
[00:09:35]  Tristan stepped up to the plate, put it all on the line like a hero.
[00:09:40]  And he won. He beat me.
[00:09:41]  Tristan is the champion.
[00:09:43]  He counteracted the spinning of the cigar with loads of booze and somehow beat me.
[00:09:49]  He made it messy. He made it a dogfight.
[00:09:51]  Took me into the forest. Where I was confused.
[00:09:55]  Surrounded by enemies.
[00:09:57]  I used my Aikido to the best of my ability, but somehow he was everywhere.
[00:10:01]  Left, right, forward, backwards, and he destroyed me.
[00:10:04]  Tristan is the champion of the day.
[00:10:06]  I should have known. I thought there was no bigger cigar there.
[00:10:09]  I thought I could just push through and finish this cigar.
[00:10:11]  He'll finish the same one, and then ha ha ha, it's all even.
[00:10:14]  But somehow, he pulled out the bag, and I am defeated.
[00:10:20]  I don't know. We actually really know.
[00:10:23]  What you're talking about It's victory lap

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