Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Death Before Decaf | Tate Confidential Ep 198
Aired: 2023-11-28
Duration: 10:49


=== Four Double Espressos (10:49) ===

[00:00:00]  Outro music.
[00:00:08]  You can have a still water as well.
[00:00:09]  Thank you very much. Skristen, do you really need four double espressos?
[00:00:12]  It's the only way to wake up in the evening.
[00:00:15]  When you're tired of life, and you don't sleep, what you do is you get them and then you add ice so you can drink them fast.
[00:00:23]  So it's like a caffeine injection that hits you in one big hit.
[00:00:27]  You're going to overdose on caffeine.
[00:00:29]  That's the same Don't believe that you're actually going to go for these
[00:00:54]  You don't know just he's beginning to believe Yeah, I think so.
[00:01:04]  He might just do it.
[00:01:15]  Ambulance please.
[00:01:23]  And a double espresso.
[00:01:25]  I'm not part of that.
[00:01:27]  He's fully caffeinated now.
[00:01:29]  Come to time, the man's life has got to make important decisions.
[00:01:32]  I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life.
[00:01:36]  This is not going to do that.
[00:01:37]  This is not. This is going to overload it and just ruin it.
[00:01:41]  You need to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better.
[00:01:45]  He's not. He's feeling sick.
[00:01:48]  What part of jumping the deep end?
[00:01:49]  Don't you understand? Isn't that your whole philosophy towards everything?
[00:01:55]  Hopefully he drowns.
[00:01:56]  Yes. Exactly.
[00:02:00]  Marcel drinks hot chocolate instead of coffee.
[00:02:04]  Have they got hot chocolate? Hot chocolate.
[00:02:09]  No. Hot chocolate!
[00:02:11]  No, no, no, no, no! Marcel!
[00:02:13]  Marcel is an active member of the LGBT community.
[00:02:15]  What is he doing right now?
[00:02:19]  So we're gonna convert him back.
[00:02:22]  Give it a little bit of a mix, and he just neck them all back.
[00:02:25]  And then you feel fantastic.
[00:02:27]  Besides the cold sweats.
[00:02:29]  This is uncharted.
[00:02:34]  Have you never drunk coffee before?
[00:02:35]  Not like this. I don't think I've ever had a double espresso.
[00:02:38]  Definitely not. I'm not in Candyland anymore, hot chocolate boy.
[00:02:48]  That is disgusting.
[00:02:51]  Why do you do this?
[00:02:55]  I think I'm advocating for him to take a break between each one.
[00:03:01]  Trish is unhappy at last.
[00:03:02]  Andrew the Merciful.
[00:03:07]  Oh gosh.
[00:03:10]  Slumpy. Four more double espressos, please.
[00:03:12]  Four more? Yeah. Four more.
[00:03:15]  Phil left out. Nigel?
[00:03:20]  I've already had two. I've had two as well.
[00:03:22]  One here, one out there. So you're gonna do four straight half of the two that you already had?
[00:03:27]  If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen.
[00:03:31]  That's what's hard to get down. That's what she said!
[00:03:35]  What happens now?
[00:03:45]  Two every bits, please.
[00:03:47]  And the top of this for us, sir.
[00:03:50]  So Tristan's done it.
[00:03:52]  Marcel's done it. I want to see some fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires.
[00:03:56]  This is what you do when you're a millionaire.
[00:03:59]  Well, the millionaire would do this and this.
[00:04:00]  No, you sit around, you drink coffee competitions.
[00:04:04]  Are you actually going to have four?
[00:04:06]  Yeah. Are you doing it as well, Nige?
[00:04:09]  Yeah, I can't take that. Eight, please.
[00:04:11]  Twelve. Shit.
[00:04:14]  Twelve double espresso. What have you done?
[00:04:21]  I've already had.
[00:04:23]  I don't even know how many coffees I did.
[00:04:24]  I merely bought the sword, baby.
[00:04:26]  Nothing more. Twelve seconds later.
[00:04:29]  I'm going to sleep early. I'm sorry.
[00:04:33]  The espresso and the caffeine gives you nothing to eat.
[00:04:36]  My money's strong. It's really concentrate on sleeping.
[00:04:39]  My Johnson's long. Brave not sorry.
[00:04:57]  Well, it does get hard, doesn't it?
[00:04:58]  That's what she said! What am I doing?
[00:05:04]  I'm almost 37. What am I doing?
[00:05:06]  It's like I'm 10. Can you drink coffee?
[00:05:08]  I can drink coffee. 10 coffees behind us.
[00:05:13]  I've been drinking coffee all day.
[00:05:15]  That's the thing. This isn't our first coffee.
[00:05:17]  We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day.
[00:05:19]  Yeah, true. Ice coffee, normal coffee.
[00:05:22]  Yeah, we have. I had coffee when I woke up.
[00:05:24]  Bro, I've had at least 10 coffees in my coffee number 11, 12, 13 and 14.
[00:05:29]  I've had at least 4 coffees now.
[00:05:34]  I think it's my master of the Shotokan style.
[00:05:36]  That's true. Break his sternum.
[00:05:41]  I'm going for my fourth dan.
[00:05:45]  Coffee drinking. No, four double espressos.
[00:05:50]  Are you sure you don't want four double espressos?
[00:05:52]  No, not today.
[00:05:55]  Nope, I already did mine. We've each had four double espressos.
[00:06:03]  My man! You're the only one left, Bailey.
[00:06:06]  Easy. So I have to do this.
[00:06:07]  I have to do it.
[00:06:10]  Yes. Bailey, I don't want to threaten you.
[00:06:16]  I don't think you can take all four of us.
[00:06:19]  Caffeinated. Four angry caffeinated men.
[00:06:23]  Four more, please! If you don't drink four double espressos, you will never see your family again.
[00:06:30]  I promise you. Ever. What if I order five?
[00:06:34]  That's why. Five double espressos, please!
[00:06:39]  You dance with the devil, baby.
[00:06:41]  You wait for the music to stop.
[00:06:44]  You didn't do it in the car.
[00:06:46]  So I told Tristan, it's 8 o'clock at night.
[00:06:48]  I'm not going to have any coffee because if I have coffee now, I'm not going to be able to sleep.
[00:06:51]  And he scolded me for being weak.
[00:06:53]  And so, here we are with five double espressos.
[00:06:56]  I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to this at all.
[00:06:59]  But they all did four, so I had to one-up one and do five.
[00:07:03]  Here goes the thing. You think this is a bad man?
[00:07:06]  Cheers. This is a bad man.
[00:07:08]  No, because Bailey thinks this ends today.
[00:07:10]  He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee, and it's fine.
[00:07:13]  He doesn't realize that 24 hours a day, every day, for the rest of his life, it's an espresso one-upmanship contest.
[00:07:21]  It's starting more than ever ends.
[00:07:23]  You all know the salt passing game, man.
[00:07:25]  That's 23 years old.
[00:07:26]  Every time you sit down anywhere that sells coffee.
[00:07:29]  Pinky's up.
[00:07:36]  I feel powerful.
[00:07:45]  You know what? I was really tired before I came out tonight.
[00:07:48]  I'm back in the game.
[00:07:50]  Let's go! Cheers, baby.
[00:07:55]  It's double espresso.
[00:07:57]  I'm feeling a little bit tired. Tristan, why?
[00:08:00]  Why? I will never be one-upped by an American at consuming stuff.
[00:08:08]  Coffee, alcohol. I'm a European.
[00:08:10]  Cigarettes will never be.
[00:08:13]  Tristan, this is not okay.
[00:08:14]  I told you one alcoholic drink, it will bring the buzz down.
[00:08:17]  But let's show everybody what you've got.
[00:08:20]  Espresso martini.
[00:08:22]  Exactly. Keep the buzz up.
[00:08:26]  We're bringing the buzz down.
[00:08:27]  I'm going to die.
[00:08:29]  Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me.
[00:08:31]  No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
[00:08:33]  Alright, cheers. Welcome to school.
[00:08:36]  You have one there? Do you feel it, Marcel?
[00:08:40]  Yes, you do. Admit you feel it.
[00:08:43]  Admit it hurts. Can you admit it, Marcel?
[00:08:51]  Marcel. Oh my god.
[00:08:53]  Why? Why is he doing this?
[00:08:56]  The coffee shenanigans were over hours ago.
[00:08:59]  No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high.
[00:09:02]  So this is coffee with rum.
[00:09:05]  This is not okay!
[00:09:08]  How many coffees are we up to today?
[00:09:10]  You're literally at like 20.
[00:09:12]  It's 10 o'clock at night.
[00:09:14]  He's trying to do laser vision.
[00:09:17]  He's upset. He's upset because my laser vision hurts.
[00:09:20]  He's feeling it. The lasers are starting to heat up.
[00:09:23]  Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts.
[00:09:28]  We ain't had enough coffees in a blaze with you.
[00:09:30]  You have.
[00:09:32]  In no world is that actually pleasant.
[00:09:39]  It is. There's no way.
[00:09:41]  Nice bit of rum. It's hard out here on the streets.
[00:09:46]  Don't encourage this behaviour.
[00:09:47]  No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive.
[00:09:50]  I want to explain something to you.
[00:09:52]  You do enemies, yeah?
[00:09:53]  Right. And you're at points, yeah?
[00:09:55]  Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again.
[00:10:01]  Mr. Bailey with his five espressos thought he was tough.
[00:10:04]  You... Nigel, say let's turn this into a competition.
[00:10:07]  Fine. Well, you're all done, and I'm doing it by myself.
[00:10:10]  Just to show that this ain't no thing.
[00:10:12]  And I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight, no problem.
[00:10:14]  This is just, this isn't me competing.
[00:10:16]  This is me just living my life.
[00:10:18]  Just another normal day.
[00:10:19]  So you motherfuckers know not to step to this.
[00:10:24]  Hey, Nigel. Play Tristan at Consumption Games.
[00:10:27]  Is that the number one? Because he will always win.
[00:10:30]  This one's all right. I admit defeat.
[00:10:36]  I admit defeat.
[00:10:38]  Nigel called me out, remember?
[00:10:42]  Nigel was trying to up the game.
[00:10:43]  I up my own game.
[00:10:45]  This is me having a relaxing cup of coffee.
[00:10:47]  You win. On a Saturday night.