Nov. 4, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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| Roy, what are you doing? | |
| Shit. | |
| Yes, Bailey. Alright, game's up. | |
| Between you and me, I've got both the car keys from security. | |
| I've got to move both the cars into different positions in the yard. | |
| Why? Like, what are we doing? | |
| Oh, you don't know? No. | |
| Okay, so the boys don't know. However, last week I had a big slide put in. | |
| So this week I've decided to get a team of guys to come and we're going to turn the yard into the Tate laser tag yard. | |
| And we're going to have a huge game of laser tag. | |
| You're going down. I hope you realize that. | |
| Bro, I'm never going down. Yes, you are. | |
| The cars are obstacles that we can duck behind. | |
| You know? Okay. | |
| But do they know you're moving the cars? | |
| No, they don't. I'm hoping they don't hear me. | |
| So, yeah, we'll see what happens. | |
| But the cars are breaking down. Oh, well. | |
| It's our secret, I'm not gonna tell them. | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| You didn't want them to hear you, so you revved it. | |
| You revved it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye bye. | |
| Bye bye. | |
| Say nothing. Still gotta move the Porsche. | |
| They definitely heard you. No, I don't know. | |
| Where are they? Hold on, let's move the Porsche. | |
| I don't think they will. Nah, I don't know. | |
| Actually, yeah. Maybe they did hear me. | |
| Rory, I was scared you were going to crash it for a minute. | |
| Why? You did look at home in that, though. | |
| Well, I think it is. | |
| You're so English, you keep going to the wrong side of the car. | |
| I know, yeah. It's just a habit of mine, bro. | |
| Lucky I don't drive on the wrong side of the road when I'm here, hey. | |
| Jesus, I feel like a valet guy. | |
| See you. | |
| Roy, they definitely heard you. | |
| That car sounds even louder. | |
| I know. They definitely heard you. | |
| Okay, so I think the cars are in good position. | |
| Do me a favor. Okay. | |
| Go and see what they're doing and tell me if they heard anything. | |
| I hope they didn't. I hope they didn't. | |
| Who started the car engines? | |
| I have no idea what you're talking about. | |
| The car engines started who? | |
| I mean, who's not here? | |
| Nige is here. Andrew's there. | |
| Alex is there. Who's the only person not here, T? Why have you moved my cars? | |
| It wasn't me! I don't even care, but why? | |
| What's the problem? I told you they would hear you. | |
| I told you. Did you snitch on me, bro? | |
| Of course not. You know I'm not a snitch. | |
| How did they know it was me? Well, everyone is lifting weights except for one person. | |
| And that would be you, sir. | |
| So, you played yourself. | |
| Bro, I had to run. I'll tell you why I ran. | |
| Because I had to hide the keys. | |
| Because if Tristan gets the keys, they'll put the cars back. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. I've hit the keys now. | |
| So they can't find, they can't move the cars. | |
| The cars are in position to do what they're meant to do. | |
| So if you die in the middle of laser tag, they're never going to be able to drive these cars ever again. | |
| No, I've hit the keys somewhere only I would know where they are. | |
| So, good. And now, if Andrew wants to go out, I have to super hide because I can't let him go anywhere. | |
| Oh my goodness. Yeah. | |
| I hope you don't die in laser time. No, but I know Andrew super wants to get out of the house. | |
| So now he can't because I've hid the keys. | |
| You've locked him back in. | |
| I've hid the keys. He's back on house arrest until further notice. | |
| Nice. Nice joke, Roy. | |
| Thanks, bro. You're welcome. Thanks. | |
| I don't know what this is. | |
| Listen, there's someone outside for you. | |
| No, there's not. Because you're wearing a GoPro camera. | |
| Yeah Okay What are you making? | |
| Because I'm the best guy shooting guns around here You're not. Well, alright. | |
| We've decided that we're going to have the Tate laser tag yard. | |
| Okay. And we have all laser tag guns. | |
| We have some handguns as well. | |
| We have, you know, we have the whole yard. | |
| I've used the whole yard. So it's going to be three on three, I think. | |
| But we're going to have a brief in first because we have to listen to the instructor. | |
| And then we're going to come out and try a 3-on-3 and see who the real champions are. | |
| What do you think? Oh, I think you're going down. | |
| He thinks I'm going down, alright. | |
| We'll see about that. See you in two! | |
| Alright, now we've just got to wait for Andrew. | |
| I can't pretend I'm sad about this. | |
| This is Jin. | |
| This is Jin. | |
| Let's go. | |
| He's on military. | |
| I was worried. I thought, first of all, is it painful? | |
| Is it airsoft? Why is my car in the middle of the... | |
| The original idea was painful, but I thought it would destroy everything too much. | |
| I thought it would destroy everything too much. | |
| It'd just be a shitshow. | |
| Alright, so let's all get Tristan. | |
| Let's all kill Tristan. | |
| Team. Let's take him out so we get super upset. | |
| I'll tell you what the teams are. | |
| Tell you what the teams have to be. | |
| It's three on three, I think. I think it's people who live here versus guests. | |
| Me, you and Alex. Fuck them. | |
| Yeah? Bro, if you want it. | |
| If you want some. Is that how it's gonna go? | |
| I think so. Guests versus residents. | |
| Is he a guest at this point? | |
| He lives here. No, it's fine. | |
| I'm happy to be with the guests. | |
| I want to shoot you long. | |
| He is a guest. I don't want to accept that. | |
| I'm putting some shoes on. Let's go. Let's go. | |
| I'm changing my footwork. | |
| Who's the real runner going to be? | |
| Is we going to mess all of us up? | |
| Well, he's organized it, which kind of gives him some kind of power for some reason. | |
| That makes him powerful. But I think we can take him. | |
| Alright, let's do it. | |
| I like your shorts. | |
| I'm bringing freedom to the third world by dropping quarter million pound bombs on a little farmer who's made three dollars in his entire life to protect the American society. | |
| Very, very, very good. | |
| Bang! Hold on a minute. | |
| They're listening. The enemy are listening. | |
| I'm neutral. Now we've got the Merc for cover, too. | |
| Nice. That's seriously you're rude. | |
| Fuck you Alex. | |
| Mando Cobra. | |
| Love it when a plan comes together I'm neutral I'm not on a team. Not yet. | |
| We're the A team. The A team. | |
| I ain't get on no plane. | |
| Get up, get up. | |
| I'm glad we have a fighter. | |
| I'm a fighter. | |
| All you can do is chat, shit, and swear You're pretty so I can dislike, see rare Your figures should be in an electric chair I'm going on head-to-head And you cannot go outside, I'm biting you You're a big shit nigga, you ain't got IQ Unrule your fate, I don't like you And I don't believe what you just a nigga to do I heard you need more dick, they approved Of depending on factors, dude, ain't got a clue It doesn't matter who you clash with, you won't get through this bit Like in primary school, yeah too Crazy is big but what's it really on? | |
| Has it been signed yet, is it really gone? Popped wet, top wet, is he really strong? | |
| I heard you got brushed, nah that's raw I heard you got jerked, nah that's wrong I can see you, yeah that's a big flow Rubbing this shit to the thing and along You're the bitch, you're the beast, you're the thing and along I'm doing it here I'm holding them off, Henry Someone's just dropping the fuck Got him Ah, look | |
| Kill Rory. Nothing feels better than killing your friends. | |
| Tell that to the youth from the schools. | |
| That clip will be cut. | |
| I'm so out of context. | |
| get away from there I need help go into the drive was good get away from there I need help the f*** goodbye get away from there get away get away I'm gonna get myself an old piece. | |
| Shit! Gotta reload! | |
| I lost zero lives in that! | |
| You need a tactical smoke. | |
| Eddie, cover me! | |
| I'm hit, I can't feel my lighter. | |
| Move, you'll distract him. | |
| This is intense. We're under extreme fire. | |
| I don't know if I'm going to make it. | |
| Move forward! Move forward! | |
| But as long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy. | |
| As long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy. | |
| They keep smoking me, man. | |
| I'm going to die. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We're to the left. Nigel's behind the bandit. | |
| All to the left, Andrew. All three of them. | |
| all of you don't worry time's up come on I'm gonna go. | |
| I'm glad that wasn't real, because they all just went for me. | |
| I must have respawned about six times. | |
| Don't worry, we'll get them next time. | |
| Me and Tristan had a good gun battle here, though. | |
| I was behind these things. | |
| Hydra was there. Hydra was here? | |
| Now we've got swapped sides. | |
| I believe that's the good side. | |
| But now I don't think it is. Nah, I got the most. | |
| We'll find out at the end, find out at the end. | |
| What's the scores? | |
| Scored up, Jack? So you have 14 respawns. | |
| See? 8. | |
| We win, guys. Okay, now we've got time. | |
| If you kill us 8 times, we could do 20 times. | |
| Oh, sh... 14 respawns, 8 respawns. | |
| You've completely smashed them. | |
| 14-8. Woo! | |
| That's right, that's right. | |
| This ain't the hood, Nigel. | |
| This ain't Algeria, Yusuf. |
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