EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 23 - YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the emergency meeting Bye.
Episode 23.
I, Trista Tate, am sick.
I keep coughing, and I feel terrible.
So Andrew's going to do the majority of the talking.
And if he starts playing stupid videos and making fun of me, I will leave.
I'll leave the room. Done?
Done? So the primary goal of this emergency meeting is to laugh at all of the brokies and let them know that their bloodline is facing eternal damnation of insignificance.
That my grandchildren will be supported, fed and served by serfs and slaves, which will be very likely your grandchildren.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to spend an hour laughing at all of you because you're unimportant and you don't matter.
That's the plan. It's not very nice, Andrew.
No, but that's actually the plan.
You said you're sick, and I'm in charge of the emergency meeting.
I have decided to laugh at everybody who is less important than me, because it is their fault.
They could have been more significant if they tried.
They didn't try very hard, and they're unimportant losers.
Their bloodline is cemented in insignificance.
And for that reason, I want to remind everybody that they have perpetually and monumentally failed.
I think you're being very mean.
I think you're being very mean, Andrew.
Well, then say something nice. Say something nice, then.
Hello, friends. I wish all of you love, joy, and happiness.
I'm rooting for you. I hope you make it Anyway, so we're gonna talk about the fact that genuinely family.
My goal with this emergency meeting is to try and get it through your brains because most of you are stupid and stupid people don't listen.
I want you to please listen to these words.
You are running out of time.
Slavery is coming for absolutely everybody, especially unimportant losers like you.
You are running out of time.
Slavery is coming for absolutely everybody, especially unimportant losers like you.
Please understand this. Most of you are only a few years away from being completely replaced by free computer programs like ChatGPT.
Most of you are so uninteresting and so unremarkable and lack skills at a level where a free chatbot can replace the majority of you.
In fact, I would argue if most of you use ChatGPT to talk to girls, you'd probably do better than if you tried yourself.
That's how pathetic most of you are.
You're all going to be replaced, which is going to make you a useless eater.
Once you're a useless eater, the elites will not need you anymore.
Because if you're a useless eater without a job, what you're going to eventually do is riot and cause problems.
And they have no interest in trying to police you.
They'd rather get rid of you.
And that's what they're going to do.
They're going to reduce the world's population from 9 billion down to about 2 billion plus machines.
And they're going to look at all the people with money and importance and stature and status and who are brown and tall and sexy with big muscles and they're going to let us live.
And the people like you are going to be exterminated one way or another.
You're going to be starved to death or given some vaccine and you're going to be permanently eradicated from the genome.
That's what's going to happen to you.
And I'm trying to explain this to you, and you're sitting there going, oh, it's funny.
No. This is not a joke.
This is an emergency meeting.
Emergency. Emergency.
Emergency. They intend on wiping out your entire bloodline because you're an unremarkable loser, and you're running out of time.
Exactly. Now, when I say this, people say, oh, well, Andrew's crazy.
Andrew, you know, he says all these crazy things.
He says the Matrix is after him, and then the Matrix comes and gets me.
And they go, well, maybe he was right about that.
But he says other things.
I'm right about everything.
Anyone who's followed me since the beginning of my journey knows I'm never actually wrong.
Please understand that we're about to move into a post-truth world.
Where nothing makes sense.
Nothing is true.
Nothing is real. It's all a big fallacy.
It's all a big lie.
And the useless eaters are going to be eliminated.
Let me give you an example. Look at this.
I think everyone's probably seen this by now.
This video, the car on fire in this video was generated with a computer program.
Let me see if I can do a split screen because I'm Mr.
Producer. One second. Bang.
Ready? That car is not there.
Bro, you're going to be watching videos soon of terrible events happening and you're not going to have any idea if it actually happened or not.
It's a post-truth world and in a post-truth world, even your own eyes and ears can't tell you the truth anymore.
Have you seen the AI version of your voice?
It's pretty good. No, I haven't seen that.
Is there an AI Andrew? There's an AI Andrew Tate.
Has he got computer hoes?
I don't know. He must do.
Digi hoes. Digi hoes.
Like Digimon. What the fuck with Digimon?
Sorry to go off on. I know we're talking about the end of the world, but this is really important.
Digimon must have been some bullshit.
I never watched Digimon in my life, but Pokemon was big, so they just came along and made up Digimon.
Who did that? Must be some copyright.
Find out who invented Digimon.
We're going to get to the bottom of this. He must owe the Pokemon guy money.
Digimon Founder. This is much more important than Mass Extinction.
Digimon is short for Digital Monsters.
A man named Hongo Akiyoshi.
He sounds like he knows karate.
Yeah. I take it back.
He was invented in 1997.
I mean, obviously I'd beat him, but as a fellow karate fighter, I have to give him respect.
And Pokemon was invented in 1996.
Yeah, so anyway, you're not going to be watching Pokemon or Digimon, neither are your children, because you're all going to be exterminated.
Yeah, you're going to the way of the Neanderthal, you have to understand.
Neanderthals were dummies. They couldn't compete intellectually, and what happened is, other people with bows and arrows came and murdered all of them and took all their stuff.
So if you're a dummy today, the digital homo sapiens are coming to annihilate you.
From existence. Literally.
And they're going to do it with a false reality.
The Matrix is going to ramp up now.
When the Matrix ramps up, because you're not going to be able to tell what's true and what's false, we just showed you from the video, they're going to make sure it all ends up with your extinction.
But I know some of you are sitting there thinking, no, I'm fine.
I've got a job. I've got a job.
I work in Amazon.
We're not going to make it, are we?
You know I'm going to make it!
You're not even going to be allowed to do manual labor anymore.
Please, Matrix, can I do some manual labor?
Please, I promise I'll sit and do the worst job for the lowest pay.
Will you let me?
No, we will not.
Work bought 10,000 has replaced you, useless E or number 7501.
Take yourself back to your unimportant family and prepare for extermination.
None of you are going to make it!
I'm trying to tell... Tristan, all I can do is laugh.
In a hundred years, when everyone's getting exterminated, mass exterminated, I hope this video goes viral.
Remember Tom G when he said we're all going to get mass exterminated?
Your electric car will not drive more than two miles from your house.
Your chip in your palm, your credits have been frozen.
You can only purchase cockroach rations.
Erectile dysfunction! Mandated by the Matrix.
Poisonous cockroach rations with erectile dysfunction drugs so you can't reproduce.
Your little peepee won't work because you're a useless eater who can only create useless eaters with a little useless peepee.
No one's gonna want it.
So to eat your bug rations is gonna be infused with peepee decimator.
Peepee decimator 3000.
And you're gonna sit there with your useless family consuming your peepee decimator because your little belly rumbles.
My belly hurts.
I hope people aren't laughing because you actually mean it.
It's true. They're going to stop the unimportant people from reproducing.
They're going to sterilize all of you.
I'm not even joking. Why do they want useless losers to reproduce so they can riot and complain?
Think about it. Most of you people at home think you deserve healthcare and a pension and, like, fair working conditions when you're an unimportant, unoriginal loser who can be replaced by WorkBot 3000.
I just proved it.
The elites don't want to talk to you.
What'd you say? Pension.
My WorkBot 3000 does not need a pension.
When he's done, he would just shoot him in the head.
Yeah, we can melt him down into steel and create other machines.
Murderbots to take out the loser.
Murder bots to exterminate useless eaters and their bloodlines.
Oh, useless eaters is a real term that the WEF actually used.
This is the thing. Andrew's saying things, but I want you to know the World Economic Forum describes people in the world as useless eaters.
You think you're going to need people to grow crops?
It's all going to be automated? Farms, machines?
They are coming to destroy you.
Please take this seriously.
If you don't become rich and important quickly, they're coming to destroy you.
And I'll also tell you why.
They get so mad when people tell you this because they don't want you to do anything about it.
That's why they attack anyone who tells the truth.
That's why the Matrix attacks us all.
I've noticed a very familiar pattern.
I don't know if anyone else has noticed this pattern.
It's kind of unusual. It's kind of a crazy thing.
I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but let me just show you something.
Maybe you guys will agree. Russell Brand called out The Matrix.
Rape charge. Trump called out The Matrix.
Rape charge. Andrew Tate called out The Matrix.
Rape charge. Julian Assange called out The Matrix.
Rape charge. As soon as you get too big and start speaking some sense to your following, some blackmailed women are pissed off X date is going to Come out of the woodwork by orders of the matrix and synchronize all the media outlets to break the news at the same exact time.
Now, I'm not saying anyone is guilty or innocent, but when you're on top and you got money and swag and options, you never need to rape anybody.
And one of the main requirements to be a successful man is discipline.
Discipline not to take advantage of other people when you know you got power.
So I think that the rape charge pattern on people speaking against the system is getting pretty clear by now.
MTV. Conspiracy. I mean, maybe it's a wild conspiracy theory that when you start telling people the truth about what's going to happen, they hit you with a rape charge.
In fact, anyone who's on the internet who's not been hit by a rape charge, you can't even trust.
All these other dorks, there's a bunch of dorks who are like, I'm telling the truth about the world.
Bro, you're literally on YouTube.
You're literally The Matrix.
You're on YouTube, which is The Matrix.
Your account isn't even deleted.
And you're gonna sit there and pretend you're exposing things.
You're not exposing anything. You're a fucking nerd.
But you're tiny peepee. Tiny peepee.
So now, unless you've been hit with a rape charge from The Matrix, you're basically...
Part of the Matrix. Because as soon as you tell the truth, they attack you.
And they've just attacked us and threw us in jail.
Yeah, because the rape charge is amazing because they don't have to convict you or find you guilty.
Julian Assange has been in jail for 12 years.
No guilty verdict. Me and you could be in jail or have our lives fucked up and be locked here in Bucharest and stop from speaking and stop from traveling for the next four years, five years, until they fucking rig another election until this goes away.
And they'll quietly say, oh yeah, well, the charges were dropped.
They don't have to find you guilty with this shit.
They just slander your name, destroy your name, attempt to destroy your name.
But, you know, we have 45,000 people listening to us.
I don't want to seem like a wild conspiracy theorist.
Some people are going to call me a wild conspiracy theorist.
Go ahead. So let me see if I can find evidence.
Of the people who are secretly in charge of all of the money in the world, and by extension, the entire world, talking about killing all the useless ears.
I mean, surely if I could find video of them literally saying that, then it might help my argument a little bit.
But no way they're just gonna literally say it, because they'd expect people to react and do something.
They're not gonna sit there and just say it, knowing that people are too stupid to do anything about it, right?
You cannot hide away from human population growth.
Because, you know, it underlies so many of the other problems.
All these things we talk about wouldn't be a problem if there was the size of population that there was 500 years ago.
So when you're on the internet telling people that they're going to eliminate everybody who they don't find useful, anyone who can't move money around and keep their economic system going, anyone who can't invest in the properties and the expensive things, anyone who isn't part of the super ultra elite they're going to eliminate. You're saying that because they basically admitted it.
I'm repeating what they told me!
The people who are in charge of everything have told us they're going to kill everyone who's not important.
And I'm sitting here telling to all the unimportant people, become important before they kill you.
And they're probably sitting at home thinking I'm a crazy conspiracy.
Well, I heard that next week you're going to rape somebody.
Rape charge. Why are they saying no sound?
Oh, there is sound. No, those are your cousin's mates.
They do it on purpose. They type no sound on purpose.
Whoever types no sound is going to be exterminated from being a useless ear.
Yeah, true. They do it on purpose.
Everyone can hear us. Bro, Tristan, I'm not even going to really try and convince people.
I'm just pointing it out now.
So when you end up dying, you were warned.
You deserve it. If I tell you, hey, bro, don't put your finger in that electricity socket and you still do it, it's going to be kind of like, well, I told him.
They're coming to destroy you.
And your bloodline. And your bloodline.
And your family. And your family.
They're going to control all the money first.
They're going to do it with CBDCs.
CBDCs are what they're going to do. They're going to introduce CBDCs.
Central bank digital currencies, for those who don't know what that means.
And then they can control all the money, so they can stop you being able to spend money in certain areas, which restrict you geographically, or spend money on certain things.
You know what's a very good movie? In Time, with Justin Timberlake.
That is a very good movie.
Only the people with money can go certain places.
Only the people with money can live certain lifespans.
Only the people with money can do certain things.
Everyone else just has to work and die.
It's very interesting. Very interesting movie.
It's pretty much the truth. I don't want to be called a crazy conspiracy theorist, so let me see if I can find a video, because surely it must not exist, because they'd expect people to do something about it.
See if I can find a video of them literally telling you they're going to introduce CBDCs.
Now, for you at home, who doesn't know what a CBDC is, it's very simple.
It's a centralized digital banking currency, centralized bank digital currency.
And what it's going to do, it's going to allow them to have absolute control of the money so they can control it with a time limit.
One, forcing you to spend it or not allowing you to spend it.
Two, they can control it geographically.
And three, they can control what you can and can't buy.
No meat, no gas. Yeah, you can't buy meat, you can't buy gas.
Oh, you can't travel to this area.
You can't buy a train ticket to this area because there's a protest over there.
We don't want you to protest. They're going to control you, they're going to get you by the bank strings, and they're going to strangle you.
Now, if I could find proof, because I've already found proof that they intend on reducing the population of the world.
So if I could now find proof that they intend on...
Controlling all the money with the CBDC. I mean, surely that would be a smoking gun.
So I can't possibly find proof of that because that would prove me completely right.
I wouldn't, no. People would stand up and start to do something.
People wouldn't just watch this emergency meeting and just go back to their normal shit lives.
They're like to jerking off. Surely they'd react, right?
So there's no way they'd make a video just explaining they're going to make a digital currency, right?
No, surely not. The digital euro is on the move.
Yesterday, the Governing Council of the ECB approved the opening of the preparation phase.
It will be a journey and we will walk the journey together with the legislator.
All European institutions will be involved to make sure that Europe is equipped with the currency of the future.
Cash is here to stay.
You will have all options, cash and digital cash.
So what does it mean for you?
For consumers, it would be free and easy to use everywhere in the Euro area.
All of that, of course, is subject to the legislative process.
Cash or digital, the choice will be yours.
Your euro, your choice.
Quick question.
This woman who's deciding how, I don't know, all of the money in Europe works.
Yeah. Did you vote for her?
Can you vote for her?
Who is this chick?
Hello. We are going to make all of the money controlled by us.
Don't worry. We'll work within the law, which we make.
We are the money kings.
Don't worry. You'll have the choice for old money and new money at the beginning till we take the old money away.
And we're going to do it within the law, which we write.
Don't worry. You've never voted for me.
The fuck is this?
Bro, it is so over for the world.
I don't want to be pessimistic, but it's dumb.
No one understands. Everyone's checking out the sumptuous dinner options on the SS Titanic.
Sailing towards the iceberg.
Trying to go to their bunks and make love to their ugly woman and think they're going to stay afloat because the Titanic's unsinkable.
I'm going to cut from Twitter now and move to Rumble.
If you're watching this on Twitter, go to rumble.com slash tape speech.
We're going to continue with our wild conspiracy theory, which they literally have not said themselves to your face.
Let's play the intro again while people move over.
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I can't handle you singing, Mr. Producer.
I'm actually sick.
It's got all them bones.
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Their intention is to depopulate and destroy your life.
And they're also going to make sure that you don't ever own any assets.
You're never going to be able to own anything cool.
Like, you and I own $100 million of property, and I also own these super...
$100 million?
Those shoes are ugly as fuck, one.
Two, we own much more than that.
Bro, just don't tell the Romanian police.
Oh yeah, they took it all.
Oh, they took everything we own.
Anyway... I don't know.
Bloodline extermination. Yeah, because then what happens is, when you're old, you finally own your house, and then when you die, you get hit with a 40% inheritance tax, so your kids can't even pay the money to keep the house, so they have to sell the house, and then it starts again.
You don't own shit.
You've never owned that house.
If you're paying any kind of property taxes, e.g.
council tax, you don't even own it.
You're just renting it from the government, because if you don't pay the rent, they'll take it.
So you never owned it anyway!
Whole thing's a scam! It's all a lie!
So, but they don't even want you to go down that path anymore.
You're not going to be allowed to own a house.
Here's a little video I found. Own a house.
Own a house. Not that you own houses anyway.
This is some random woman complaining she's never going to be able to afford a house ever.
And most of you are probably in the same boat.
Listen to me. Listen to me. I will never be able to afford a house.
Two minutes. Boring.
But we get the point. Yeah.
She'll never be able to afford a house.
And then she goes on for two minutes about how I can't afford a house.
Of course not! Of course!
Why would they want you to own anything?
They want you to have houses? They don't want you to have food.
They don't want you to have air. They're trying to exterminate you.
You're not listening. You're a fucking bug.
You're a cockroach.
You're uninteresting to them.
You've been replaced by work bots.
They don't want you to have a fucking house.
If there are rats living in your house, do you give them space to live?
No. You are the rats living in their house.
You're eating their food and burning their seas.
You're annoying! You're worm-like.
You're contemptible. It's just money.
It's made up.
Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat.
It's not wrong, and it's certainly no different today than it's ever been.
1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901 or 7, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987, Jesus, doesn't that fucker fuck me up good?
92, 97, 2000 and whatever we want to call this.
It's all just the same thing over and over.
We can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it or stop it or even slow it.
We even ever so slightly alter it.
We just react.
We make a lot of money if we get it right.
And we get left by the side of the road if we get it wrong.
And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers, happy farts and sad sacks, fat cats and starving dogs in this world.
you Yeah There may be more of us today than has ever been but the percentages they stay exactly the same It's just money money's not real I've said this a long time. It's just numbers on the screen.
Even at our level, we're not that rich.
I mean, we are basically billionaires.
But still, it's just numbers on the screen.
People say to me, Andrew, why do you buy new cars every week?
Do you think $300,000 is money to me?
I can't even tell. You could take $300,000 out of my bank account.
You could steal it from me and I wouldn't even notice.
I did that yesterday. Probably.
I wouldn't even notice. So why not get the Ferrari?
At least that's a real thing. Numbers on the screen are not even real.
You could trade it for food in the apocalypse.
And they're printing money.
They're inflating the currency because they own all of the assets.
They own all the important things.
And inflating the currency increases the value of the assets.
But you don't own anything because you're not allowed to own a house because you're a brokie.
And if you do own one house, it's not enough.
You should own at least 20. And then, what happens is, the currency inflates.
Your wage stays the same.
You still make the same $5,000 a month you've always made.
You feel like you're not going down, but truthfully, inflation's at least 10% a year, arguably 20%.
So you're losing 10% a year.
You should be earning an extra £500 a year to even be in the same place, and you're not.
And they're destroying your currency in real time, printing it for all these fantastic reasons like, I don't know, other countries.
The climate. The sun.
The climate. The sun's too hot.
Quickly, print a billion dollars.
The sun's too hot.
And then you all have to pay it back to us in taxes.
And they absolutely destroy the currency.
And you're stuck with the bill.
And what are you doing about it?
And you know they're doing this because their intention is bankrupting you and starving you.
That is their intention.
So that once all the money's messed up, they can come along with this new money which they completely control, and they can confine you in an area because of the sun being too hot so that you're easy to exterminate and kill.
And you're sitting here saying, well, maybe it's a conspiracy theory.
Maybe if I could just find a video of them talking about purposefully inflating the currency, maybe I wouldn't be a crazy conspiracy theorist anymore.
Maybe they're telling you what they're going to do.
I don't know if anyone at home actually understands something about Satanism.
And people often talk about Satanists ruling the world.
Satanism... Alex Jones started this.
Shout out to Alex Jones. Big G. Satanism relies on the fact that they have to tell you what they're going to do.
They can't deceive you. They can't deceive you because then there's karmic retribution.
The only thing Satanists believe in is if they deceive you and trick you, they will be punished for it.
So what they have to do is tell you exactly what they're going to do.
Let me give you an example. If I give you an apple that's poisoned and I say, do you want an apple?
And you eat it, I've poisoned you.
If I say, do you want a poison apple?
And then you eat it, it's suicide.
Therefore, I am not responsible for your death if I told you it was a poison apple.
Therefore, I am not responsible for the decimation and extermination of your entire fucking bloodline if I told you what I was gonna do and you didn't do anything about it.
If I sat there and told you what my intention was and you sat on your ass, jerking off the Pornhub and watching football, then you deserve to die!
That's what they believe!
And you're sitting there going, Oh well, you know.
Maybe they're joking. Arsenal plays next week.
I'm gonna go down the pub with my mates.
Don't you care?!
Why am I trying to drag you from the abyss?
Why am I trying to wake you up?
Hello? You need a parachute.
The plane's about to crash.
And you're sitting there stuffing your face with peanuts.
We'll go business class C. It's not that bad.
What's wrong with you people?
They literally tell you what they're going to do to you.
You don't even care! It's so over.
It is over, isn't it? And you know the worst thing about it is the solution to all of this is money.
Because what they're going to do is they're going to come along with carbon credits.
Here's what they're going to do. They're going to come along and say, listen!
Everyone at home, we've discovered the sun is hot.
So for that reason, we need to increase your taxes to save the world.
If you work harder and give us more of your money, we can stop the sun from being hot.
Ask the little girl with the weird face, Greta.
That's what we're gonna do. So, you have to buy carbon credits.
You're not allowed to use carbon anymore.
Carbon's bad. So that means you're not allowed to drive your car, you're not allowed to fly anywhere, and you're not allowed to eat meat.
But, if you plant trees, which probably won't even happen, they'll make up something, because planting trees are a real thing, they'll make up something.
If you put hydrogen into the Large Hadron Collider, then you can have more carbon credits, because you're offsetting the sun being hot.
You're putting snow in the sun.
So, that costs money to do.
So you're allowed 100 carbon credits a year unless you buy more.
If you buy snow to fire at the sun from the cannon, then you're allowed to eat more meat and fly more places.
Meaning, the rich people can do whatever they want and the poor people will be restricted to stay inside of their extermination camps.
Now, I know this sounds crazy and I've just made it up.
If only I could find a video of them literally admitting this, then maybe I wouldn't be a conspiracy theorist anymore.
The digital identity is not just a passport that you will have on your iPhone in a digital form.
It entails just about everything the government would like to know about you.
And yesterday in the Dutch media, we saw a perfect example of what it could entail in the near future.
We had the CEO of one of the largest Dutch banks say, Why don't we start with a personal carbon credit?
A carbon wallet, she called it, actually.
So right in line with the plans that the World Economic Forum people have for us.
And she said it in a way that was particularly funny.
She said, well, if everyone gets an individual personal carbon credit, why don't we make it so that rich people who, for example, want to go on holiday a little too often can buy personal carbon credit from other people who, for example, can't afford Buying plane tickets or eating meat too often.
So we can that way swap it out.
Oh, so if Bill Gates' or Leonardo DiCaprio's carbon footprint is getting a bit too big, then some peasant living in his hovel upcountry somewhere Can sell his,
and he can't afford to go to San Tropez, but he'll be able to sell his carbon allowance to Leonardo DiCaprio so Leonardo can park his yacht in San Tropez for a couple of extra days.
Exactly right, that's it.
So what will happen is the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and they're saying it openly as if it's not a controversial thing at all.
It's neo-feudalism.
That's what it is. Die uitstootrechten verdelen in dat elk huishouden of elke burger een hoeveelheid uitstootrechten krijgen, zodat we opgeteld niet meer uitstoten dan onze grens.
Vervolgens kunnen we, het zit in een carbon wallet, kan je dat noemen.
Kijk, bijkopen. And then I can, as I want to fly, go from someone who doesn't fly because he doesn't have money because he doesn't have money.
He's going to buy his carbon-outstoot and therefore a little bit more money.
Of the one who lives in a small house and I live in a large house.
I have more outstoot-rechten for my house.
And so can a man smith a small apartment a oak eats for dinner on for cool First of all no Tristan I need to find proof that I'm not just making this up I just hope they one day admit it so I don't look crazy.
First of all, for the people at home who aren't the most scientifically well-read or scientifically literate, it's perfectly fine.
If you were to guess in your head what percentage of the Earth's atmosphere is carbon dioxide, what would you guess?
I mean, you know you need oxygen to breathe, yeah?
All right, fine. You know it's mainly hydrogen.
It's about 1% argon. What would you guess carbon dioxide was?
5%, 6%, 8%, 10%?
0.04%.
And you know when it was higher than 0.04%?
Wasn't it during the Ice Age? The Ice Age!
It was higher than 0.04%.
Listen.
The word concentration camp...
Literally, think about it.
Concentration. Why concentration?
Because the concentration camp was coined as a phrase when the British Empire were fighting the white Dutch South Africans, the Boer, in South Africa.
And the problem with the Boer is they could move around...
Plant food in different places.
Roam the country. They're very, very hard to fight.
So what they did was they fenced off large areas of South Africa and restricted them into smaller and smaller and smaller places near modern-day Lesotho.
So you got the people into a certain area where they couldn't move, they couldn't farm, they couldn't produce their own shit, they couldn't attack you because they were in a concentration camp.
That's where the word concentration camp comes from.
So now when you hear these lunatics saying, well, you know, we restricted all the electric vehicles so you could only move five miles from your house, it's a concentration camp!
By definition!
That's exactly what it is!
Tristan, you're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Rape charge is coming? Probably.
Probably. Guys, all of this they have admitted to, and it is coming.
But I don't have to worry. Do you know why?
Because this is what I'm going to do. Because we're believers.
Yeah, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a cigar.
No, no, no. The Romanians took all our money, of course.
How much of the atmosphere is tobacco smoke?
Less than 0.04%.
When I smoke, it's a lot higher than that.
Okay, so let's smoke the atmosphere up with tobacco smoke to block the sun's rays.
Yeah, I'm going to get tobacco smoke. I'm going for sunglasses.
Okay. To protect the sun from your eyes and your laser vision.
Now I'm going to walk into the head of Concentration Camp Authority's office.
I'm going to walk into this. Okay.
Okay, where are you going with this? Give me all the carbon credits.
No, the other brokies need...
No, no, no. Give me all of them.
How much is all? How much is every carbon credit?
All of the snow!
To the sun! With my name on it!
I'm going to travel endlessly on jets.
I'm going to drive my Bugatti and do whatever the fuck I want.
How much are all the carbon credits?
All! I feel like, actually, you'd need to go with Steven Seagal and have him ask, put the carbon credits in the bag.
And I'll buy them all.
And the people will be sitting there in their 15-minute city.
For the environment. You know what?
They told me that the environment will get better next year.
If I just stay in my house all year, it'll be fine next year.
Just like COVID. Remember COVID? Me and you were flying around the world and everyone else was clapping for the NHS. Oh, two weeks flatten the curve.
Two weeks flatten the curve. Yeah.
Uh-huh. And then you're looking up from your quarantine and there's a jet overhead.
And you hear Return of the Mac coming through the airwaves.
Flying over your head because we bought all the carbon credits.
They're in our suitcases. All of our suitcases are full of carbon credits.
I'm rich! None of this matters to me because I'm rich.
It doesn't matter how much the carbon credit costs, I can buy it.
You can't! You can barely afford your rent.
You can't even afford to live.
And they're going to hit you with a carbon credit bill that you cannot afford.
And then you're going to sit there eating your cockroaches with your wee-wee decimator.
Trust the science.
And you're going to sit there and your little wee-wee's not going to work.
And you'll be flicking it like, please wee-wee.
You can't get boner anymore.
Why does my wee-wee not work?
Because they don't want you to reproduce. You've been sterilized.
Floppy. Floppy and stationary.
Whereas I will be gargantuan and mobile.
And it's your fault!
Because I told you and you didn't do anything!
You need to get rich now.
I don't know how else to put it in simple language.
You need to panic, stop sleeping, feel nervous, get worried, and get rich now.
Before the schism is so large in the universe that the wormhole closes and brokies cannot escape perpetual and never-ending slavery for their entire dynasty of their bloodlines.
You're about to be banished to the Shadow Realm for eternity.
I hope you realize that.
I've escaped the banishment.
Your great-grandchildren will talk about the year 2023 when it was still possible to escape, and they'll say, which one of our ancestors was alive?
Oh, yeah, him.
Why didn't he get out?
Ah, he was busy.
He was busy. I just checked his Facebook account, and he was at a festival.
Yay! You have shit to do.
We mean festival.
You have things to do.
You have to escape slavery.
When Rome was falling, there was a circus every day to distract people.
There were people inside the Colosseum.
When the barbarians got to the gates of Rome, didn't even realize the whole empire had been destroyed.
And they're literally at Rome, the city.
And they're like, why are barbarians here?
What's going on? We're Rome.
We'll spread all the way to Spain.
They couldn't have possibly got through our empire.
Empire's gone. You've been distracted watching the circus.
You're at a festival, screaming, praising some human like they're Jesus, listening to the same song you could have listened on YouTube.
Listening to the same song you could have listened on YouTube for free.
I'm living my life.
You're an idiot! You're an idiot!
And you will be a slave!
And I tell you, if I think you're an idiot, I'm someone who's from the bottom.
Luton Council Estate Single Mother Household.
We're from your world. We're from your world.
Imagine how the elites view you.
They are... Generationally wealthy.
They've been in charge of the world for hundreds of years.
The people who took control of all the banks after the 1815 battle of Waterloo and Napoleon and fucking took all the world's money supply back then.
Imagine how their great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids who now run the world.
Imagine how dumb they think you are.
And they are right.
So they say, you know what?
We don't want any karmic retribution, so let's tell them what we're going to do.
And any one of them who are smart enough to listen, they'll get out.
But the ones who stay deserve it.
And then you sit and you go...
Festival! Tomorrowland!
Death is coming.
The barbarians are well and truly at the gates.
The gates have been held open.
The barbarians are well and truly inside.
You deserve it. You have to get rich now.
You have to be able to afford the carbon credits, whatever they cost, in the new central banking digital currency.
You need to be able to have friends who can Aikido old currency into new currency.
You need to be able to have central banking digital currencies in different countries so they can't block you easily and across different jurisdictions.
You need to have lots of Aikido moves, companies, trusts, offshore shell foundations.
You need to have unlimited finance to purchase carbon credits so you don't have to sit at home with a floppy wee-wee.
That is your only chance!
I don't know how else to say it to you people.
That's what's gonna happen!
Shall I read some superchats?
Yeah. Hi, Tates.
My name's Alfred. I'm 16 years old.
I'm in the real world. I've done over $120,000 with my e-commerce store.
I just want to say thank you. And I want to donate some money to your cherry.
$150. God bless.
Thank you, Alfred. Big G. Tate, I joined the real world last year.
I completely changed my life. I'm using all the money to build up my own barbershop.
Also donating here because of Tate Pledge and your help for the Palestinian people.
Thank you, Push Better. Yep, we are helping the people of Palestine.
Climate change is a satanic agenda.
Yep, well said. CLY always.
I completely agree. Glad you're not quiet about the truth of what's happening in Palestine.
Burgundy sells lots of questions about Palestine.
I covered this on my cigar night, though.
I spoke about it in depth. You all know our thoughts.
Hey, guys. I have a successful business.
I'm thinking of hiring a good friend of mine for seven years.
Do you think that's a good idea, or will that ruin our friendship?
God bless both of you. Dan the Beast, here's what I will say.
Idiots who say don't mix friends and business, don't mix money and family, don't mix...
Look, if you...
Who else are you going to trust in the world besides your family and your friends to do business with?
Who else are you going to trust when it comes to money?
Let me tell you something, Dan the Beast. He's either your friend or he isn't, and I would advise you to go ahead with whatever business venture you're planning with him.
And if he screws you over, if he acts like a jerk, if he doesn't pull his weight, then he was never your friend in the first place.
So it's a good litmus test of your friends.
But yeah, absolutely do work with your family and friends.
I'll let Andrew work with me.
Obviously, I'm the brains of the operation.
Guys, we're under a massive DDoS attack because I'm telling you the truth, as usual.
As soon as I do, the Matrix attacks us and tries to freeze the screen.
Isn't that cosmic? How when you start saying things that the people in charge of the world don't like, the screen freezes?
Over and over. So we're under a massive DDoS attack.
Guys, you need to refresh your stream afterwards.
We'll make sure it's up in full because it's going to be saved.
You need to watch it back and understand.
The answer is you need to get rich, you need to get a network.
I know this is all I talk about, but I believe it is my mission to try and defeat the matrix, and you defeat the matrix with truth and love, because the matrix relies on hate and deception.
I love you enough to tell you the truth, and the truth is that you're fucked if you're not rich.
I don't have any answer for you.
People say to me, Andrew, what do I do if I'm not rich?
I don't know. I don't know what you will do if you don't have a bunch of money because it's going to become harder and harder and in the next 30 years, unless you're rich, you are finished.
You are done. The only thing I can do is try my best to teach you how to make money.
That's all I can do for you.
If you're prepared to work hard, I can guarantee you you'll make enough money to afford carbon credits.
If you're not prepared to work hard, if you're a quitter, then you are going to be a slave and your bloodline are going to be enslaved for the rest of human time.
That is the bottom line to it.
There's nothing else to say. That's what's going to happen.
Yeah. So you have to decide if you want to escape or not.
If you want to escape, put a one in the chat.
If you want to stay a slave, it's fine.
Put a two in the chat.
Go to your festivals, eat your bugs, I'll fly on the jets, I'll drive the baguettes.
Fine, I need someone to wash the cars.
We need slaves to take care of our stuff.
One or two in the chat.
Let's decide. Because if a lot of people want to stay slaves, then I can just leave.
One person said two. We can just go.
Admin, kick the guy who said two out.
There's one, two, and a couple threes, and mostly ones.
If you want to escape, ladies and gentlemen, the things I'm telling you now on a public rumble stream, imagine what I will be saying in my private network.
Imagine what I'll be talking about inside the world.
The gold. Or the real world.
You can't just sit and coast any longer.
You have to take drastic action.
Coupled with the fact that Crypto's now about to pump.
You know what's actually amazing to me, T? We keep catching all the crypto pumps.
You and I don't look at charts. Every single one forever for the last few years.
Ever since then, you know, in fact, we haven't actually missed one at all.
When we had the war room, okay, great.
We had a bunch of people inside of it giving us tips, giving us tricks.
We got almost every crypto pump.
It's almost like ever since you found that super smart crypto millionaire who became the professor inside of the real world who calls every single pump.
It's almost like we've never missed a pump since then.
Strange. Not one. No one.
We've had loads of crypto all the time just before every pump.
That's a coincidence?
It's amazing to me. And there's people here sitting and going, oh, crypto will save me.
No, it won't. Because for crypto to save you, you need to already have a bunch of money.
This is what you don't understand. All this time, you've been jerking off.
You haven't even managed to build up 1,000 Bitcoin.
If you have less than 1,000 Bitcoin, who cares if it goes up or down?
$25 million. It doesn't matter if it goes up or down.
It doesn't matter if it's 29K or 35K, you are still broke.
29K or 100K, you're still broke.
100K is nothing. 100K is a flight.
One flight. Probably two carbon credits.
100K is two carbon credits.
Whether they get you a hot dog, that's it.
You need unlimited sums of money.
You have to get your act together.
And the fact that they won't invest $49 in themselves so they at least get to follow and never make a mistake and never lose any money and win every pump.
I've got proof here. They've given me endless screenshots of us winning every single crypto pump.
Where is it? Let me show that if you're inside the real world, all we do is win.
Here. Watch this.
We have proof.
If you want to make money on crypto, invest $49 and never make a mistake.
We'll give you 100x.
We'll tell you when to buy and sell.
We'll tell you when to long and short.
We'll tell you how to escape.
Do you want carbon credits or not?
I do. The real world professors have been telling you to accumulate crypto.
We told you which ones to accumulate and we told you why.
Now the price is going up.
Everybody's making money. You could have had these tips and you could have learned how to make money in a very easy way, in a very simple system for $49 a month.
But you didn't sign up because you thought you were too smart.
You're an arrogant idiot. You thought $49 a month is not worth the investment.
Instead, you're going to save your money and now you're going to lose out on thousands because you're a dummy.
You know what? You're never going to work it out by yourself.
You need people around you.
You need perspicacity, which is amplified by your network.
You need people who know more than you do.
You need teachers. You need people to work beside to motivate you.
We're living in a transitional period where the matrix is broken.
You can start off at the absolute bottom echelon and you can end up at the highest echelons of masculine capability like I have.
All you have to do is genuinely try for once in your life.
When I meet somebody who's my age, who is still poor, I know it is their fault.
They have some kind of personality defect.
There's something wrong with them.
They don't have any motivation, or they're depressed, or they try to do it by themselves because they're an arrogant idiot.
I don't do anything by myself.
I do everything with my team.
I have a team of 110 people who work for me.
I have my closest advisors.
I have the war room with 4,000 people in it.
I have Hustlers University with all of the professors, 18 of them.
I talk to them all day, every day.
Every single time I'm making billions of dollars, I do it with other people.
I don't do anything by myself.
Every single thing I do and all the money I make is done with other people on my team.
And you, Mr.
Nobody, with no friends, thinks you're going to pull off better than us?
You're going to be destroyed for the rest of human time!
Anyway, off for lunch.
Bye.
This is the last time I'm going to mention these things to you.
It's not a conspiracy theory. They're telling you what they're going to do to you.
They've told you what they're going to do, and it's now up to you.
The Satanists are waiting for you to either take action or accept their plan.
If you want to take action, you can go to university.com, the only place on the planet that will teach you how to make money today.
If you join today, you will make some money today.
Because money doesn't even mean anything.
Money isn't real. We teach you how to create value, which brings you money as a consequence.
You can go to university.com and you can join.
Everyone on the planet has $49.
It's that simple.
If you do not join university.com, you are asking to stay a slave forever.
All the carbon credits will be mine and Tristan's and our students.
You'll have none.
You'll be a pauper begging outside with a little sign.
Need carbon credits.
Lights are off. Can't, not allowed to use electricity.
No washing machine. Sitting there.
Cold water only.
Got your spare carbon credits, mate.
Wait, didn't I see you on an emergency meeting once?
Didn't I play a video of me flying around on loads and loads of private jets and your stupid ass didn't even join university.com.
You typed a one in the chat and then took no action because you're a dummy The best not so, who say he's a wimp We sparter dem bad Huh, shan go slaughter dem bad Devil dem a di with the shatter dem god
If God desire can make a martyr dem We slaughter dem We, we slaughter dem bad We martyr dem bad We sparter dem bad We sparter dem bad Which part of them?
All right then! Na na speed and na try overtake again.
Dem a release from me so dem a fake again.
So me come here think about all the hate of dem.
But you know my carbon boss, carbon credit and keys is the next one.
Dem a smile but dem a say a trait of dem.
Dem since the covid they come fight the hate make of dem.
So me tell the youth, dem say we'll fake again.
Every youth I think shit, sure!
We don't fear them, we don't fear them And if them disliking everything, we don't fear them We don't fear them, we don't fear them And let's all have a happy New Year then We don't fear them, we don't fear them No challenge, keep women declared We don't fear them, we don't fear them I've entertained them, no, no, they're no threat But I don't care what my wife or my family does Let me say, no, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them
And if they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them Bro, everyone watching this is toast, bro.
Toast? Don't they realize they're actually toast?
Everyone watching this is more in jail than we've ever been.
Oh, you think I was in jail?
You're in jail.
You're gonna be in jail.
Perma jail. You don't even know you're in jail.
I'm gonna repeat that one more time because the music was going to wrap up.
When you fail to take action and you don't join University.com because in your brutal arrogance, you somehow think you're going to be able to escape the matrix without any help.
Even though we work with a team, you think you're better than us, the Tate brothers, with all of our money and influence and resource.
You think you're better than us and you don't need a team and you're gonna do it by yourself somehow.
So you don't join University.com and you end up a pauper on the floor with a little piece of cardboard that you managed to spend your life savings on.
Because of the currency inflation, it costs $55,000.
And you're begging for carbon credits so you can have a hot dog so that your wee wee works again because you've eaten too much wee wee destroyer in your cockroach soup.
You're going to sit there. Can anyone spare a carbon credit?
And you're going to see me walk past Sunglasses on.
Big fat cigar polluting the universe.
25 carbon credits per puff.
Diesel generator on my back to charge my phone.
And you're going to say, excuse me, Mr.
Top G, can I have one carbon credit?
My wee wee doesn't work.
All the wee wee destroyer and my cockroach soup has destroyed my chance of ever reproducing because they think me and my children are useless eaters.
And I'm going to say, you have to refer to me by all of my nicknames in the following order to get it correct.
In fact, even from now on, if you want a selfie with me, if you see me in public, you have to refer to me by all of my nicknames correctly in this order.
So pay attention. That's my name!
If you say it right, you can have one carbon credit.
Otherwise, you're going to continue to eat the wee-wee cockroach soup.
It's all over for him. It's all over.
Please can I have a carbon credit?
No, you cannot. I'd like to use my toaster!
I got the jet! Leaving the engines on, on the runway, to flex my carbon credits.
You know how people write today, I'm over clubs, Andrew doesn't drink anymore, but you know when you used to buy those bottles of champagne that were $2,000 each and just pour it out over your watch when I was young and more immature?
I don't do that shit anymore. Just to show that you're burning money.
I will leave all 46 car engines running on livestream and just stand there posing and Engines running.
Carbon credits draining.
Because I got carbon for days.
Unlimited. Carbon credit Aikido.
By the way, we're also, as well as trying to save your life, we're helping school children in Gambia.
Oh, yeah. We donate $25 million a year.
And we have done for the last two and a half years.
We started with smaller amounts of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
We started with a small amount of money, but that charity is two and a half years old.
Guys, on a very serious note, they literally put us in jail for saying the things we say.
We literally tell you the truth about what they're going to do, and they literally put us in jail.
We are suffering trying to help people like you.
We try very hard to help people.
You've seen we just spent money in Gambia helping people.
We're trying to wake you up.
I know we make a joke of this, and I laugh, and we talk about your little wee-wee that doesn't work, which is true.
But it's also, we are doing this because we genuinely believe we have a duty to wake you up.
And when we say we've got a solution for you, if you don't take action, then you are accepting the brutal slavery which awaits you.
I don't know what else you want us to do.
We have enough money.
We can just stop broadcasting, disappear, and be elites, and buy carbon credits, and let you all starve and die.
Yeah, we've built the best system that we can.
We've priced it affordable to every single person on the planet.
Lots and lots of Super Chats coming in.
I thank you for the Super Chats.
You see actually where your money goes.
But we've built the perfect system, the most...
Compendous money-making educational platform in the world.
Universities tried to shut us down.
We bought university.com because fuck them and they're losers.
We're teaching you how to make money in real time.
It is affordable to every single person on the planet.
I wish resources like this existed for me when I was younger, because I certainly didn't have anything like this.
But I had Andrew and we broke out anyway.
We're under a massive matrix attack.
We're under a massive DDoS attack.
So guys, we're going to go now.
We're going to talk to people inside the war room and the real world.
Please understand that, yes, we are joking, but we're also using humor to try and make you understand that everything we've said is true.
Please watch the stream a few times and understand what's going to happen to the next generation of people.
Because one day, if you're lucky enough, if you're blessed by God to have children, you need to understand their lives are looking bleak unless you do something about it.
And you can get more information.
I'll write an email about this tomorrow.
My email list is free on coverdick.com.
You can see along the bottom. The real world will teach you how to make money.
And once you have money, you can join the war room to give you a network which allows you to escape the matrix.
It is up to you. We're okay regardless.
But any of you with a brain, any of you who have typed one, I expect to be meeting you in person soon.
I can only show you the door.
door it is you who has to walk through it.
I give my heartfelt congratulations to the new class of slaves.
Instilling your minds with insidious propaganda and providing you with very little information of actual value.
You will now be able to apply your skills to the workplace to earn menial pay at a corporation which will own you for the rest of your life.
You will sacrifice your sanity for this meager paycheck as various HR and company ethics departments further damage your rationale and dilute the truth.
You will sell your soul and you will give up on all that you believe in.
We will give you a paycheck.
As a bonus to your slavery, we have gifted you a lifetime of student debt, a crucial step in ensuring you are too desperate for money to ever hold a controversial opinion.
You will do as we say, and you will think what we want you to think.
In return, you will earn just enough to survive.
You probably noticed that in all of your years of university, we've not taught you once how to make money.
This is important because money would allow you to be free.
We don't want you to be free.
And you've worked very hard for this slavery.
We've worked very hard to bankrupt you and brainwash you.
And none of that would be possible without this degree.
So, congratulations!
It doesn't take four years of brainwashing and hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to learn how to make money.
In fact, that's probably the worst thing you could do.
Because you're wasting something which is monumentally more important than money.
You're wasting everybody's time.
Inside the real world, students learn about practical artificial intelligence applications.
Learn the latest in artificial intelligence and how it's impacting business today.
Learn how to create any design, website, or video with artificial intelligence tools running as your co-pilot.
We also teach e-commerce.
Learn how to profitably source and sell products people use every single day of the week.
The online shopping industry is only increasing with every passing year.
It's a growing modern industry that every company on earth either already participates in or they're simply going to perish.
Only the innovative survive.
Client acquisition, like this sales.
When you apply for a job, you're trying to convince a company to give you money every month in exchange for your work.
Being able to properly sell your abilities and skills is the biggest decider on how much a company will pay you.
Sales, business, finance, marketing, investing.
We'll even teach you fitness for world-class traders.
Why be rich and weak? Rich nerds are still losers.
We'll teach you how to be rich and strong.
You join a community with dozens of real-world professionals ready to share their life experiences, ready to share the techniques they use to make money and share the wisdom they have used to navigate the obstacles of life.
If you want to be a millionaire, learn from millionaires!
And the real world provides all of this for only $49 a month.
Fully accessible to any person on Earth, without the need to take out debt.
Monthly payments you can cancel at absolutely any time.
The real world has over 200,000 students renewing their membership monthly.
This isn't because of some heavy social pressure, some heavy societal expectation like traditional university.
It's simply because we deliver on our promises.
Students of the real world renew because they are learning things that matter right now.
The real world gives its students a modern education in how money moves, how to make money, and the realities of business and finance.
The real world is the only university on the planet teaching you how to escape the matrix as opposed to preparing your mind for slavery inside of the matrix.
Education is important. You must learn things.
But traditional education is out-of-date information which cannot help you, overpriced purposefully, to keep you in debt, to keep you a slave.
Our information is cutting edge, updated at 8am every single morning, provided at a cost so effective even people in the third world can break free.
Hard work and dedication is important if you ever want to succeed.
But you must learn skills and dedicate your efforts to endeavors which will tell you how to break free from slavery.
Traditional education is designed to create people who can build yachts.
But the real world is designed to create people who can buy yachts.
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