Oct. 16, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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| This was a waste if we're only going to use it once. | |
| We're only going to do the live stream from jail and building the jail is a waste. | |
| So I've decided. Rory keeps annoying me. | |
| I'm going to sentence him to jail. | |
| What's the point in having a jail if you don't use it? | |
| He keeps leaving the door open. | |
| He keeps fucking playing video games at night at 5am when I'm trying to sleep. | |
| I might sentence Rory But I'm a fair guy. | |
| You can't just send a man to jail without due process. | |
| I am going to convene a court and put him on trial. | |
| Rory! Yeah? | |
| A court has convened. | |
| What? It's your trial. | |
| What are you talking about? The jail we just built. | |
| Yeah? What's the point in having a jail if you don't sentence people? | |
| You piss me off. What? | |
| Why don't you come and find out exactly what you're accused of? | |
| Well, what's up? Honorable Judge, talk to you. | |
| I present the defendant, Rory Simmons. | |
| Please take a seat right here, sir. | |
| What is this? I understand that the state is persecuting you for crimes against the Republic of... | |
| Take the stand. | |
| Great. Your Honor, as you know, before we start, I want to know I'm a very fair judge. | |
| This is not rigged. | |
| I hope this is fair. This is a fair trial. | |
| The G stands for justice. | |
| Okay. Now I want to know what, though. | |
| Your Honor, as you know, in the Republic of Tegzistan, we have had an issue recently with invaders. | |
| Invaders illegally coming into this house and wreaking havoc upon our lunches and breakfasts. | |
| I'm talking, of course, about the flies. | |
| You see me, as the prosecutor of this great nation, cleaning up the streets of this city by taking the flies off the streets. | |
| I have my cans of rain. I have my Aikido. | |
| I'm out there defending this country against the invaders and the criminals. | |
| I put it to the court that we have a conspirator among us. | |
| A traitor working with us. | |
| I plead the flies in efforts to ruin our lunchtimes. | |
| You, Rory Sinek, have been accused of leaving the front door open on multiple occasions and resulting in the infection of this great society with other criminals like the insect you are. | |
| How do you plead? I plead not guilty. | |
| Not guilty. Have you noticed, Your Honor, in the last couple days, ever since I killed all the flies with my rave Aikido, That there has been an increase in insects in this house? | |
| There hasn't been an increase in insects, I agree. | |
| Your Honour, if anything, I'm always the one who does close the door. | |
| I don't think I've been the one who leaves it open. | |
| What evidence do we have that Rory was leaving the door open? | |
| One, it's Rory. | |
| I feel like that is a very strong argument. | |
| Because Rory's Rory. | |
| Open the door, doesn't give a shit, drinking beers. | |
| It's his typical Rory-ish behavior. | |
| It's his character, your honor. | |
| Your honor, that's defamation, your honor. | |
| Now, when you look at his Instagrams, the things he said on the internet, he's painted himself as an irresponsible person who works in league with criminals. | |
| If he's the kind of person who's saying things on the internet that make him look irresponsible, then he definitely deserves some sort of punishment. | |
| Ah, but that's not it. | |
| Where's your evidence, bro? | |
| You need evidence of this. You can't just pin this on me. | |
| I'm always going around with the rape, killing the flies. | |
| That's very interesting. One second. | |
| Of course, I'm going to take a quick break of a very important message as a judge. | |
| One second. Andrew. Andrew, why aren't you picking up the phone? | |
| I've been trying to call you constantly. You keep ignoring me. | |
| Why? You know how much I love you. | |
| Thank you. Your Honour, this is an open and shut case. | |
| I have shown you the clips I edited from his YouTube videos detailing irresponsibility of character, which means, of course, As you know, with any great crime, 24-hour CCTV surveillance can either exonerate the criminal entirely or condemn it. | |
| For example, if I were accused of something and I had 24 hour a day CCTV footage all over my house showing everything and no crime took place, that would exonerate me. | |
| However, if you were accused of a crime in a house and that house had 24 hours a day CCTV, that would prove that you either did the crime or didn't do the crime. | |
| I agree with that. It would be ridiculous for you to be accused, one second, It'd be ridiculous for you to be accused of a crime in a location with 24-hour CCTV and no evidence of that crime being taken place beyond the videos. | |
| And the videos be ignored for that reason. | |
| So I actually agree with you. That's a good point. | |
| Your Honor, may I add? May I add? | |
| There may be one instance where I may have left the front door open. | |
| May have! Hold on. | |
| An admission of guilt! | |
| No. Right here in the courtroom. | |
| However, at the time when you said I was drinking beers or whatever it was you said I was doing, surely I have a plea for diminished responsibility due to my lack of coordination. | |
| Your honour, exhibit A. Press play. | |
| Shit. | |
| The prosecution rests its case. | |
| Bye. | |
| Any final words? | |
| I think that you should take into consideration Well, we've been diminished responsibility. | |
| I just want you to take these things into account before you send them to me. | |
| Your Honor, final words on the prosecution. | |
| As a known drinker and a fiend, he is fully aware of the destructive effects of his lifestyle choices and his bad habits. | |
| This is a pattern that I have seen in the defendant. | |
| This is not my first time seeing him. | |
| I've been familiar with this particular individual for over 18 years. | |
| Drunk or not. I think it's very clear that the court understands how serious these allegations are. | |
| The flies have been a pest which has been plaguing our lives for a very long time. | |
| There's no small feat to destroy them and get rid of them and then when they come back they are particularly annoying. | |
| So the flies in and of themselves is a serious issue and I believe that the state needs to take it seriously to show that we are A fair system of judicial control, and everybody knows that they can have faith in the justice system. | |
| So for that reason, anyone who's aiding the flies must face the punishment of the law. | |
| Rory, Senate. Your Honor, you must take into account my... | |
| You are sentenced to two and a half hours in jail. | |
| I've got shit to do. I've got shit to do. | |
| Someone take Rory away. | |
| Get Amir. Amir! | |
| This is horse shit. I've actually got shit to do today. | |
| I've got loads of work to do on my laptop. | |
| I don't care. I don't actually care. | |
| I've got videos to edit. This is horse shit. | |
| Do you have anything on you that can hurt you? | |
| I don't have anything on me at all, bro. | |
| Where's your mobile phone? My mobile phone's in my shorts. | |
| I can give it to you. Give me your mobile phone. | |
| Where is your mobile phone? It's there. | |
| Thank you. Bro, I actually need to edit videos today. | |
| I need to sort some shit out. | |
| Don't actually dare. | |
| Aren't you all the symptoms for two and a half hours? | |
| Yes. At least take an hour off. | |
| No. What? | |
| Why does... So I'm actually in jail? | |
| Okay. Take this off. | |
| Hands down and just give you a quick search. | |
| There's nothing on me. There's nothing on me. | |
| There's nothing else that can hurt you with. | |
| Nothing to harm us now. | |
| Turn around. | |
| Okay. | |
| Fine. | |
| I'm going to just sit down. | |
| I've got a jail cigarette. | |
| I mean, at least I've got a jail cigarette. | |
| But I don't think they've left me a lighter. | |
| I need a lighter! Look, cameraman, the least you could do is go and ask your honour if I can have a lighter for a jail cigarette. | |
| That's a human right. | |
| That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem. | |
| Come back bro. | |
| Bro, come back! | |
| Bye! | |
| Who's that? | |
| Who? | |
| Hey. | |
| How's your time in jail? | |
| Pretty shit. It's hot. | |
| There's no aircon. I've got cigarettes. | |
| And do you know what? I found supplies. | |
| I didn't know they left them in there for me. | |
| So look. I have... | |
| You left the cell door open. | |
| Shit! You can escape! | |
| They've got the security guards. | |
| They've told the security guards if I escape to throw me back in. | |
| So look, we've got some plates, cups, noodles. | |
| I found some water. So my time has actually been quite resourceful. | |
| But however, this has been one big pain in the fucking ass. | |
| And I know it's only been three hours. | |
| But you know, I had shit to do. | |
| All I did was leave the door open. | |
| Why am I incarcerated, bro? | |
| Don't ask me. I'm a neutral party in this. | |
| And I don't know if you've noticed. Are you trying to also get me incarcerated? | |
| That might be a thing. We have evidence now. | |
| I'm the cameraman. I can delete it. | |
| I don't know. But yeah, I tried to escape out the window. | |
| Did you? Yeah, and I got told no. | |
| To stop playing with the windows by the guards. | |
| I feel like they're going to double your sentence at some point. | |
| What, for trying to escape? Just for continuing to act up. | |
| Didn't you hear this is a no-smoking-blow jail secret? | |
| But they're clever, because these windows were never locked. | |
| For some reason today, they're locked, bro. | |
| So there was no escape. | |
| And the guard's office is just outside that door. | |
| So there's no point in trying to run because he's already said, if you try to run, I get you. | |
| And he's fucking huge, bro. | |
| So I'm not going to try my luck. | |
| How much time do you have left? An hour. | |
| I think an hour. What are you going to do? | |
| I don't know. You tell me how much time I've got left. | |
| I don't know. This seems like forever. | |
| No phone? No phone, no laptop. | |
| They took all my electronics off me. | |
| So you just have to sit here in pure silence, smoking, chain-smoking cigarettes. | |
| What else am I about to do, bro? | |
| I've got water, cigarettes, I've got a mattress, I've got a pillow. | |
| It's not really a long sentence, but I'm hoping someone gets a longer sentence because I feel like justice has been unfair on me. | |
| Do you need me to break you out? Bro, if you break me out, you're going to get a longer sentence than me. | |
| I'm going to Aikido all of the guards. | |
| How? Don't worry about it. | |
| I'll be back. Thanks. |
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