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Sept. 5, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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WASPOCALYPSE NOW | Tate Confidential Ep 186
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What are we doing Andrew?
We're attacking the wasps.
Biological warfare Roy what is your shirt doing on?
We have to explain the concepts.
A fair combat. No shirt in combat?
There's got to be another tin, right?
I know where the tins are. Vader, are you joining?
Of course I'm joining.
Nice. Duel wielding.
Nice. Andrew, explain the concept of fair combat.
Whenever there's a wasp nest, we have to attack him with Kanda Raid without troops on.
Andrew's got two guns. I've got one.
I didn't even know there was a wasp nest.
No, there is probably because all it makes is head.
I have to jump in full.
Right in the mouth.
There's a lookout wasp. Watch.
There's a lookout wasp.
Yeah.
You sure?
I'm sure.
He's pretty sick, huh?
Where are they?
There's a big nest up there. They went nuts.
There they are! Motherfuckers!
Motherfuckers! They are, they're coming out!
They're coming out! Fucking hell, load them!
Keep going, there's fucking holes in there.
Let's bombard it, get more cans!
We need more cans, bro!
No, all right, all right, all right. I think we got it.
Ah! Welcome to the concentration camp!
Motherfuckers. Andrews, they're pouring out, bro.
They are piling out. I don't know if we're going to get deep enough to actually kill...
Now they're sliding out.
There's a pile of them just falling out.
Bailey, come closer. Oh, I've got them.
It's all right. They're falling out the side of his mouth, look.
Ah, motherfuckers.
Okay, now hold on.
I have a feeling this isn't over.
I have a feeling this is not over.
I can see movement.
Must kill.
You just eradicated their whole clan.
yeah that was the the wasp holocaust bro lost the cost yeah ah bro all the jakes are coming back they're called backup that's how i leave right did we win
mission accomplished you gotta watch the radar off champions of life.
imagine shooting a man with your last bullet And he stands there!
Unfazed! Turn me to a superhero, yeah, yeah.
Hit that pill, turn me to a superhero, yeah.
From my 90s, turn me to a superhero, yeah.
Metro, Metro don't trust you, don't listen to you I'm on that dope again, I'm on that flow again, switch up the flow again, yeah, yeah Fly down the parachute, grip in that pole again, I'm on that pole again I love it, yeah And I guess my women live better than most women That's just how it is when you have anything to do with the top G. You just live a good life.
Play it out, G. I'm the top G. He's the other G. G stands for gentleman, of course, in case the world didn't know.
And he eats sirloin steak all day, every day.
Or T-bones. He likes T-bones.
He will not even touch dog food anymore.
If you try and put dog food out, he will not touch it.
He's the most spoiled dog ever. He waits.
You'll put dog food out and he won't eat for two days.
He'll starve himself waiting for a steak.
Because he knows he'll get one in the end.
He even takes his time with it.
He's not even worried. Like, oh, he might take it off me.
He's like, no, let me just chill, enjoy my steak.
Gee. Are we working today, T? Muscles.
It's muscle. You don't ever ask Tristan what's it going to be because when you're drinking it could be champagne.
It's just booze. Booze.
Rubbing alcohol. Drink it.
My muscles. That's always my answer.
Tristan, you want to get a drink?
Yep. Booze. Justin, what do you know about intraset boozing?
I don't know why I'm scared.
With the booze fitness program. Oh, you want to do booze fitness, do you?
Yeah, no, but you don't drink before.
You have to, first of all, get the muscles pumping up so your blood's flowing around.
Then you do the heavy shots of whiskey, because it enters your muscle and helps growth.
That's not how you do it in cowboy land.
Yaw.
Woo!
So, well, baby, you're trading it.
You're gonna get away with this. All these nerds out there with their protein shakes...
That is a protein shake.
Drink up, baby. You know, that whiskey may have just cured my stomachache, Alex. I'm feeling better now.
Did you have a stomachache before? Yeah, I did, but, you know.
Took a little Johnny Walker pre-workout.
Johnny never lets me down.
Always count on Johnny.
That's what they say. You look good.
My Johnny's never let me down.
When you tuck the elbows in, it makes it so good.
You're an impressive muscle group, besides your legs and your chest.
Yeah, I did push-ups for ages.
You know why? Because when I was a little kid, I was a little bit chubby.
I had a little thing right here, a little fat pocket right here, and so I'd wear shirts to pool parties.
So about 13 weeks. Pool every day.
Every day. It's good. Years and years.
So do you have repressed rage?
If I start calling you fatty, are you going to put shirts on?
No, you should try that. Ten?
Ten. Ten.
That means that you put fat kids at pool parties wearing shirts.
Ten or twelve? I thought we were doing twelve. Ten, ten, ten.
No, you increase the weight, you lower it by two rows.
We should take some more pre-workout.
Alright, let's go. Ah, so this did increase now, yeah?
Yeah. I'll do it with you as soon as I see them take the pre-workout.
Alright. Pre-workout.
You in this with me, bud?
I'm in this with you. Let me get them taking their pre.
Good friends with Whitney, the CEO of BPI Nutrition.
I'm going to try to get this on the line, Whitney.
Whoo, doing stronger already All right, let it be known that Justin is doing tricep work
extensions with this weight I definitely can't do it.
Matter of factly, if I were to just hang from this...
One!
That's my ballers literally just...
One! One!
Do a pull up! At least do a pull up!
You know I'm not having a drink for Sunday.
Deal with it, cowboy.
You got no choice, bro.
Zero choice.
Some Aldean, some curls, some cigarettes, and some Johnny Walker.
Fucker.
It's a V, Oklahoma.
Just a bunch of square coral fields and wheat farms, man.
It all looks the same.
Miles and miles of back roads and highways connected little towns with funny names.
Who wanna live down there?
In the middle of nowhere.
You know what they ain't done. They never rose through the Indian Lord.
Never let blood of the planet that seed bosom is ask for you and me.
Call the horns!
They don't understand why I got mad.
In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near.
Unmatched perspicacity, wisdom is revealed.
Your mind, body and spirit are sharpened and endless possibilities unfold.
So stand strong, defy conformity, and rise above.
Your destiny knows no bounds.
Resist. The battle raging for your mind.
If they fail to brainwash you, then they will try their best to restrict your body.
They will do anything it takes to stop you from telling others the truth You know the code, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lord me and Beckettis Please don't make them catch me with the empty clip Please don't make them catch me with nothing with sticks
Show me who genuine Cause me paranoid do everything Long time me no sleep When me live, Lord me a beg you Cover me, girl, if you rub a grip Can't find love a bit Can't trust nobody That rough road, yeah, just the summer way Side spring me, can't left me dog, yeah If them catch me, me take me charging Don't eat it, don't eat it You guys want marshmallows?
Have you ever tried roasted marshmallow?
It's an American joke.
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