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Sept. 10, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Emergency Meeting Episode 16 - THE WORLD'S ON FIRE
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Today's a super important show because I'm not sure I believe anything anymore.
Anything. Anything.
No, Tristan, I'm not sure I believe.
Name a theory. That the...
No, something more basic.
What's the most basic theory?
Gravity. Yeah.
Why is it still a theory? What does this mean?
It's a theory. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
If I drop this cigar, will it fall?
A theory means a field of scientific knowledge.
Will it fall if I drop it?
Yeah. It's just a theory.
Not sure, bruv. You're talking shit.
You know, it's not sure. It's been a long time since we've acknowledged how much of a banger that song is,
Mr. Producer. It's pretty good.
I'll give you that. I remember when it was all made and no one believed in me, but I stuck through it, persevered.
Everyone said, Andrew, you can't sing.
Your song's shit. And now it's like one of the most famous songs in the world because I'm one of the most famous men.
I heard a theory that that song is why they put us in jail.
Theory. That's what I'm saying.
We don't know anything anymore. It's impossible to know anything anymore.
And the reason I'm saying this, on an absolutely very serious note, I want to give respect to everybody who died in 9-11, because on a serious note, death is not funny.
Nope. And a lot of people lost their lives.
Everybody who died, all the firefighters, all the policemen, everybody involved.
A bunch of brave men tried to do the right thing, and unfortunately, the way it works in the world, if you're a brave man trying to do the right thing, sometimes you suffer the consequences of that.
And that's one of the most beautiful things about masculinity, is that true men take risk on behalf of others.
That has a very masculine essence.
That's what men are supposed to do.
But the reason I'm saying that is because obviously it's the anniversary of 9-11.
And for the first time in a long time, I think it's been 22 years since it happened.
22 years. It's been 22 years, bro.
I remember being in school class when everyone started making fun of me.
Yeah, because we were American.
Because we were American. Saying, ha ha ha, America got bombed.
And I remember going, what? I remember being in school.
Everyone remembers where they were.
That's England, isn't it? That's England all over.
The English were chanting, in your face, ha ha ha, laughing at us.
I was 13. I didn't have a clue what was going on.
But do you have a clue what went on now?
That's the real question. There are lots of theories.
But do we actually know?
And this is what I try and do.
I'm trying to sit here now and I'm analyzing my own worldviews as I always do because you must allow manipulation to find out where your enemy wants you to go and then use your mind to break the trap and punish the perpetrators.
And I try my very best to come up with all my worldviews and my extremely insightful conclusions based on personal experience.
I do not trust anybody else and I don't trust anything else.
But I wasn't there.
So I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.
And I've been reading all day, going down both rabbit holes.
The rabbit hole of the...
Narrative story, which is enforced by MSM, and the narrative of people who obviously believe that's all a lie and something else actually happened.
And I've been reading all day long on these two opposing theories, and we've reached a very difficult place in society where you can't trust anything anymore.
It's almost like if your government does nothing but lie to you, Even when they tell the truth, you're not going to believe them.
It's the boy who cried wolf. It's the boy who cried wolf.
So maybe they were telling the truth back then about all of this, but they've lied to us so much since.
About everything. Everything has been a lie.
The invasion of Afghanistan, the invasion of Iraq, why Gaddafi had to go, Syria, ISIS, COVID. Everything's been a lie.
So I'm now sitting at a point where I don't know What I believe and what I don't believe in.
I don't know if that was the last truthful thing the news ever said, or if it was one lie in the beginning of a massive cascade of false information.
I read a super interesting tweet.
Let me try and find it.
But all they do is lie to you, it's very difficult to come to any kind of conclusion.
Let me find it. Of course.
So I've been going down both rabbit holes, and now it's difficult, because especially after COVID, etc., I've had a lot of arguments with people about things, and they try and pull studies up to prove me wrong.
I'll say, oh, women can't drive.
Oh, misogynist, put me in jail, blah, blah, blah.
And they'll say, well, actually, the studies show...
Study? Who made the study?
The study said, take the vaccine.
Who made this study?
Who? What guy?
Safe and effective. Safe and effective.
So studies are all a lie.
Saying I want a source for my belief no longer means anything because all the studies are a lie.
So if the Matrix wants to lie to you, it just lies about a study.
Imagine being the Matrix and you want to lie to somebody about something.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So now, let's take something.
I don't know. Global warming. Let's imagine global warming is super real.
And let's imagine I sit there and say, well, I don't personally believe in global warming.
I don't think it's cause for alarm.
I don't think that raising my taxes will stop the sun from being hot.
And then they sit and say, ah, but here's a study.
I say, who made the study?
The guy who wants me to believe in global warming?
No, your friends. Your mates?
Your mates' study? I could do a study.
I think I'm the greatest man in the world.
I think the Tate brothers are the greatest men in the world.
Tristan, I need a study. I commission you.
All right, sure. I'm in charge of that study.
Head scientist Tristan Tate.
I'm going to be in charge of that study.
And guess what the conclusion is going to be?
I'm not sure. Tell me. Well, I think the conclusion of the study is going to be that the Tate brothers are, in fact, the greatest men in the world.
And if you ask what my source is, I'll have a study to show you.
Proven. So here we are.
So you can't believe a single thing these people say anymore.
So then you have to approach it with brutal logic, which is how I approach my life.
And like I said, I've been going down both rabbit holes trying to work out what really happened on 9-11.
I would never kill myself.
But I've sat there and tried to conclude, okay, does the government have a problem killing people?
No. They don't.
Well, they killed everyone with this vaccination.
Yeah. All they do is kill people.
All governments do is find a way to kill people or make you do as they say.
They're pretty ruthless, really.
If you don't listen to them, you die or go to jail.
And if you do listen to them, you sit there and have a terrible life.
So they have no issues killing people.
So would the government have benefited, or when I say the government, the real government of Earth, would it have benefited from manufacturing something as large as 9-11?
Yes. And what would the cost have been?
Some human lives. They don't care.
They don't care. It's scary.
It's very scary. What's even scarier, what scared me the most...
I don't have an official position on this, by the way.
Neither do I. I'm just trying to learn.
If any of you out here have proof, either way, you have proof that 9-11 was an inside job, or 9-11 was exactly as they said it was, I don't know.
Please send it to me on Twitter.
I'd love to see very interesting studies either way.
If you can prove it either way for me, I'd love to know.
Because I don't trust anything anyone says anymore.
What is interesting, one of the very few men on earth I do trust.
Yeah, one of the few.
One of the very few men on earth I do trust, good old Alex Jones.
He said this two months before 9-11.
That if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.
The point is... If any terrorism comes, it's from this government.
And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden who was a known CIA asset in the 80s running the Mujahideen War and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now and sits on the board of Iridium Satellite, he's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.
I want the White House numbers up there now.
A big part of this solution, after you research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true, call the White House and tell them, we know the government's planning terrorism.
We know Oklahoma City and World Trade Center was terrorism.
We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up airliners, Baltimore Sun.
If you do it, we're going to blame you because we know who's up to it.
Or if you let some terrorist group do it, like the World Trade Center, we know who to blame.
And you could save the planet.
I'm calling it Operation Exhibition.
And then I read this very interesting tweet.
Regardless of whether 9-11 was an inside job or the official narrative is exactly as they say it is, it was a very interesting tweet, and I think it's true, because I think before 9-11, America was united.
I felt like America, everyone believed in a flag, and everyone understood what America stood for, and everyone believed in the ideas of freedom.
Matrix agents assassinate them.
They're here to get us to talk about 9-11.
Everyone believed in the overreaction.
Democracy. They understood what freedom was.
But let me read this tweet to you because it's very, very interesting.
Let me read it out loud here.
I'm going to read it from my laptop so I can see it easier.
It's from a Twitter account.
Sean M. Dav.
In hindsight, 9-11 looks like it might have been the beginning of the end of the American Empire.
It spawned the worst and most destructive foreign policy in the country's history.
Which is true. Foreign policy.
We want to talk about foreign policy. Going to war endlessly is pretty bad in terms of forever.
Forever. Forever wars.
The government response to 9-11 birthed the constitutional abomination that is the modern warrantless surveillance state.
The Patriot Act enabled the government to weaponize its vast resources against its own people.
Bush's failed foreign policy led directly to Obama's presidency and indirectly to Biden's, both of which are responsible for diminishing the US at home and abroad, militarily and economically.
After two failed forever wars that wouldn't have happened without 9-11, our government is now desperately trying to foment potential nuclear war against Russia.
Meanwhile, all of the massive surveillance powers claimed by the US after 9-11 are being ruthlessly deployed against American political enemies of the regime via the most insidious censorship industrial complex the world has ever seen.
And then there's the crippling legacy of debt enabled by American response to 9-11.
Not content to spend trillions on poorly thought out invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan, our leaders spent as thoughtlessly at home creating insane amounts of new entitlements while doing nothing to put the country on a sound financial footing.
And where are we today?
The ruling political party is criminalizing its opposition and attempting to throw its top political opponent and its supporters in prison all under the guise of democracy.
We generally remember 9-11 as the day that the towers came down.
I wonder if historians will look back on it as the day that America started to fall.
Isn't that sad? It is sad.
Very sad. And it's sad because the bravery of all those people who died at 9-11, all those firefighters, all those police who did the right thing, all the American patriots who believed in going to Afghanistan and Iraq to defend America, the weaponization of the masculine instinct to fight and defend what you love has been used against us.
Hijacked. Hijacked to complete aims, which I don't even know what they truly were or are.
I can guess. But I'm not truly sure.
I don't think it's what they told us or tell us it's supposed to be about.
What was achieved? What was achieved over there?
Very little. What was achieved?
20 years. Absolutely nothing.
And now we're in a situation where Post 9-11, 2001, most people would basically believe the news, but now most thinking people don't believe a thing they see on TV anymore.
You don't believe any of it. I don't.
I certainly don't. So what's true?
What isn't? And what I'm scared of is everything can't be a lie, Tristan.
Yeah. I don't want to go crazy conspiracy theorists and not believe anything because something has to be true.
The sky has got to be blue.
Yeah. So now we have to sit and work out Through their lies, which lies are real, which lies are half true, which lies are completely false.
It's scary. I mean, if you have a wife who's cheated on you seven or eight times and you've caught her red-handed, she might just be going out for a drink with the girlfriends.
She might. She might. But what are you supposed to do?
What are you supposed to say when she says that to you?
You have to say, I don't believe you, even if she's telling the truth.
So then, as a professional, which I am, I analyze myself constantly to make sure I'm the greatest man on earth.
How can I be convinced of something outside of personal experience?
This is the question. My life is based on my worldview being deduced from personal experiences.
But if I am not personally involved in X situation, how can I be convinced?
A study won't convince me.
The news won't convince me.
An expert will not convince me.
No, sir. Oh, an expert.
Listen to plenty of experts during COVID. Oh, loads.
Loads of them. Don't listen to experts.
Don't listen to that. Even video won't convince me.
I saw the plane hit the tower.
But it hasn't convinced me. And now we live with AI and deepfake and fake videos and fake all this.
So that's getting even worse.
What will convince me?
Perhaps the personal experiences of men I trust, the war room in my brotherhood, other men around me who I know are rational, sound, logical humans.
Perhaps they could convince me.
But outside of that, where am I supposed to get my news anymore?
Where am I supposed to believe anything? Everything is a lie.
Is anyone supposed to get their news? What if COVID comes back?
And what if it's actually deadly?
What if it actually kills you?
Me and you will be the first ones to die running around with no masks on like jackass.
And what if they invent a vaccine that instantly cures you?
And we won't take it.
We won't take it.
We'll die. We'll be dead on the street.
The government's lying.
But they made us do.
They put us here. We can't believe anything.
What if the Earth is really heating up?
What if Gretel was right?
What if we pay more taxes?
And sell our cars. And sell our cars.
We'll save the planet.
And the sun will stop being hot.
Maybe if we stop flying on private jets, Tristan, the sun will cool down.
Maybe. But I don't believe it.
Maybe we destroy Earth because they've just lied to us so much.
Liars! They put us in this terrible position.
They're liars. I don't associate with people that I know to be liars.
Absolutely not, really not. I like truth.
I like living in the realm of truth.
And the closer you are to the realm of truth, the closer you find yourself to God, by the way.
Whenever you see somebody who says, I'm an atheist, what they're saying is, they don't live near truth.
They live in delusions and lies, MSM garbage.
Actually, I'm going to talk about atheism for a minute or two, because I used to be an atheist, sadly.
I'm quite ashamed to admit that.
I think I have a video of you back when you were an atheist.
No, don't play that video.
I know what video you're going to play.
So anyway, when I was an atheist, I thought I was Mr.
Smart, 22 years of age, no money.
I thought I was a genius. No money!
Sleeping on a mattress on the floor.
Tell people God's not real.
I was such a fucking know-it-all.
So, yeah, there I was, the genius, sleeping on a mattress on the floor with no money.
Couldn't pay my electricity bill.
Yeah, I thought God wasn't real. I was told by Christians and Muslims alike that atheism is a cult of Satan.
And I thought I was clever.
I was like, it can't be a cult of Satan, because atheists don't believe in Satan, blah, blah, blah.
Like a retard. But now...
If there is just one thing that proves that these people will write all along and atheism is a cult of Satan, it is how quickly atheists are happy to adopt an anti-scientific worldview If it furthers the work of Satan himself.
Tell me more. Let me tell you more.
Let me tell you more. I remember being an atheist.
Couldn't pay my bills. Young broke Tristan thinking he's so fucking smart.
No, no, no. If I can't believe it or see it, it has to be scientifically verified.
That's their whole worldview.
I need to be able to see X, Y, and Z categorically in front of me.
Scientific proof.
I need this or I don't believe in it, right?
There's a man who calls himself the amazing atheist.
I had a big YouTube channel back in the day.
How are you an amazing atheist?
Well, he's fat and super out of shape and obese.
And his whole Twitter now is about how women can have penises.
And men can get pregnant.
I thought he believed in his eyes.
I know!
Scientific empirical evidence!
That was the big cry of the atheists years and years ago.
And I think anyone who was smart and an atheist years ago has now come to God.
And everyone else is still in the cult of Satan.
It is a cult of Satan!
Because every single atheist is a short, blue hair, loony, screaming, men can get pregnant, let's have 50 abortions, abortion is healthcare and doesn't hurt anyone, psychopath!
So, clearly, it was, in fact, a cult of Satan all along.
I want to issue an apology.
I want to issue an apology to a man named Jonathan.
Do you remember Jonathan? I do.
Jonathan. Jonathan.
He was about 6'5", lived in Dunstable, the United Kingdom.
He was a Jehovah's Witness, and he used to knock on my door, and I used to invite him in for coffee, because we used to have some interesting discussions.
And I remember telling him, nah, nah, this whole God thing, not for me, bro.
I'm really smart. I'm an atheist.
Welcome to my flat where I can't pay the electricity bill.
Young Tristan, the idiot. And...
Jonathan used to tell me atheism was a cult of Satan.
And I laughed at Jonathan.
Jonathan, if you're listening, Jonathan from Dunstable, the Jehovah's Witness, who was knocking on the apartments in Watling Gardens, trying to convert people and bring them to the truth of Jesus Christ.
We may have, obviously, differences in our Christian denominations, but you were trying to bring me to the truth of Christ, and I did not listen then.
I officially apologize to you, Jonathan.
Atheism is a cult of Satan.
We have to go back. How are you an amazing atheist?
Have you seen him? No, but I haven't even seen him, but I'm just going to apply logic to this.
To be amazing, it's very hard to be amazing for just not believing in something.
How are you amazing when God doesn't love you?
I'm an amazing... I denounce God!
You make an enemy of the most powerful force, which is completely mis...
You couldn't even fathom it with your human mind.
It can't even be understood. You make an enemy of that force, and you think that makes you amazing?
If I put my hands around your little fucking neck...
Oh, sorry. Your fat neck.
And I'm squeezing the life out of you.
And you'd end up praying to God.
And you'd say, no, you don't believe in me. Sorry, G. I'm the only one who could stop Top G from ending you right now.
And you've been running your mouth, chatting shit.
Chat shit, get banged.
That's what he looks like. Exactly like you think.
You know the worst thing about atheists?
Put him on the submarine. What was it?
Deep sea stupid thing.
Down Titanic. Guarantee he'd pray when the lights go out.
Yeah. He'd be praying.
When the lights go out, he'd be like, I'm sorry, God, if you just let me off.
Everyone at home knows one of these situations where you're like, God, if you just let me out of this one thing, I promise, if you just let me out of jail, I'll shut up on emergency meetings.
Your wife caught you cheating.
You're praying. Just let me out of this one, God!
He would be saying to God, please, I won't be an atheist anymore.
Make the submarine work.
There's no such thing as an atheist when things get real.
And he's obsessed with the idea of girl penises.
Female penises. I challenge him to combat.
Okay. Let's settle it old-fashioned.
Fair enough. Me and him...
Bare knuckle. No rules.
And we're going to work out if God is real or not.
Good idea. Because if God's not real, I don't have any advantage over him, right?
I believe in the power of God will ensure that I destroy him absolutely and completely.
But he's an amazing atheist.
Ooh, amazing. But we're focusing on this.
The monkeys! The monkeys! We're focusing on this one guy, Andrew.
I'm telling you, all atheists have given into this cult of Satan.
All of them. Besides Richard Dawkins, one.
Grumpy old Englishman.
At least he's stuck to his guns. I'll give him that credit.
At least he's stuck to his guns. But besides him, one.
There's now one atheist left in the world.
I've met one person.
I know of one man who's actually an atheist.
One. And no one else is.
Because every single other person, from your mate Neil deGrasse Tyson.
The world needs God.
If you don't wake up now as an intelligent person looking around you saying, the world needs God sooner than ever.
We need him urgently.
Then there's something wrong with your brain.
Because only God can fix the mess we are currently in.
Where truth is no longer truth.
Where lies are purported and pushed to the point.
And issues are conflated at such a level that you can't even discern the argument you're having about anything anymore.
You need God.
God is the only thing that can preserve your human experience.
Someone on Twitter, I can't remember who, said something.
X. Sorry, Elon.
Someone said something very interesting.
And it was talking about a debate between Christianity and Islam, which I do not want to do because I believe we're all brothers and I believe we're all on the right side.
But he said something super interesting.
I can't remember who it was, but he said...
When you see a movie about a post-apocalyptic Christian society, America, England, whatever, law breaks down.
It is like the purge.
People are destroying each other without remorse or recourse.
But when you see a post-apocalyptic Islamic society, which exists right now thanks to the West, thanks to us people, Fixing 9-11, I guess, somehow.
Bringing freedom, spreading democracy.
Spreading democracy by destroying farmers in some country 4,000 miles away.
When you see a post-apocalyptic Islamic society, they still have family.
They still pray.
They still care about each other.
There's no purge.
I'm not saying that's perfect.
But it's certainly a very interesting and astute That if Christianity cannot preserve morality without the threat of law, then what is Christianity at all?
I mean, you're not going to debate about this.
I'm just trying to make an overall view.
But my point is, the worse things get, the more we need God.
And if you're going to sit and say you're an amazing atheist, and you believe that atheism is somehow going to be the solution to the world, then you are worse than dumb.
You are genuinely evil.
Yeah, he's one of the priests in the cult of Satan.
By the way, I think all these mosquitoes today were officially sent by Bill Gates, and they're genetically engineered.
That's what I think. That's my theory.
Is that true? I've got to study.
You've got to study? Yeah. I've consulted an expert.
Shit. All right.
Let me drink my 18th coffee and let me smoke loads of cigar and I'm going to activate my highly advanced Aikido maneuvers.
And if a mosquito comes anywhere near me on camera, I'm going to snatch it from the sky and snap its fucking neck.
Good idea. Do mosquitoes believe in God or are they atheists?
There's no mosquito God. There's no mosquito God.
Atheists. I bet they are. So let me prepare for war.
Read the super chats while I power up.
I don't have the proper words to express my gratitude.
I found friendships and brotherhood inside of the real world in the war room that I've craved all my life.
Someday soon, my friends.
Steaks and cigars on me. Cheers from Revoso.
$100 super chat. Thank you, Revoso.
If we weren't changing lives, I would not do this.
At this stage with people literally trying to put us in jail, maybe trying to kill us.
I don't know how bad it's actually gotten.
But if people just watched me for entertainment and no one actually bettered their lives and no one got into shape and made more money and became more God-fearing and they just watched me as an entertainment show, I would end this stream permanently.
But it's messages like that that give me the strength to continue.
Hey, Alex here. I'm the 15-year-old who makes a bunch of money in the real world.
I go to the gym daily. I'm making 20k monthly and building my network.
How can I progress even more?
Even if I go to school, that takes up a lot of my time.
Yeah, go to school. I mean, you have to.
You're 15. Go to school and just utilize your time outside of school, Alex.
Obviously, you're making 20k a month at 15 years old.
If a mosquito bites me, he will pay the ultimate price.
This is a warning for all the mosquitoes who understand English.
If any of you or your little mates want to take a taste of me, the top G, I will declare war on the entire mosquito population of Earth.
And I will destroy all of you.
I have all the money and all the time to walk around Let's kill a million mosquitoes.
We're hiding somewhere in a temple.
Nice. And we're not allowed to speak words anymore because we've been silenced.
Nice. We're going to walk around destroying mosquitoes for the rest of our human years.
We'll become super good at it.
And it'll come up on, like, TikTok, the new TikTok of whatever, the 2071 or whatever.
3D holotalk. 3D holotalk.
It'll say, remember Top G? This is what he's doing now.
He's walking in the shadows.
An old man that's still built like Hercules, just snatching mosquitoes from the sky.
I told you!
I warned them!
I fixed my life up. I was an ex-convict and a junkie in Dubai.
I'm making decent money and I can't wake up without working out.
You do so much for the world from Poysha.
Thanks, Poysha. Anyway, the mosquitoes.
I've had enough.
36 years, Tristan.
36 years they've been biting you and me.
What have we done about it? Simping.
Like pussies. Oh, it's just a mosquito.
I guess I'll just let him. Maybe we smacked a few.
Why don't we just get our fucking act together and end this shit?
I mean, if we combine forces to a sole purpose of destroying mosquitoes...
Sole purpose! All the money and time and power!
No more podcasts, no more Final Matrix, no more changes in the world.
I've got nunchucks. Mosquitos only.
Bro. I think I'll use throwing knives.
Throwing knives. If you get good enough for throwing knives to assassinate mosquitoes, you'll become one of the greatest men on the face of the planet.
You're already one of the greatest men on the face of the planet.
But you'll become even greater.
No, but I can already. I actually want to give G of the Week this week to Tristan Tate.
Oh, no, no, no. I am G of the Week.
Because, you know what? People say, what happens when you and Andrew argue?
I'll tell you what happens when me and Andrew argue.
Me and Andrew are smart.
And we debate ideas.
And we discuss. And over time, someone is found to be right.
The universe either shows them.
them or they're talked around or they're convinced and Andrew for the first time on the stream could say those three words say Andrew I was wrong What were you wrong about, Andrew?
We had long debates deep into the night.
About the best car.
About the best of our 52 cars.
And I was arguing it was a Bugatti or a McLaren or a Kernan's Egg or all these other cars we have.
And you said, no, it's the Lada.
And what is the best car?
And the Lada is the best car.
It is officially the best car.
First, let's play a video of your Lada for anyone who's not familiar with this machine that Tristan purchased, which turned out to be the best car ever.
Let me just play it quickly here so the world can see.
Ballada.
MAPLELEVANIA
MAPLELEVANIA is the best car.
The Lada's officially the best car.
Andrew admits it. Andrew confesses that none of the McLarens, none of the Ferraris, none of the Porsches, none of the BMWs, none of the Mercedes, none of the Bugattis, none of the Koenigseggs, none of the Remax are as good as the Lada.
And would you like to explain to the universe what it was that made you realize that you were incorrect?
I have to find the video.
To show the world. And this guy is officially G of the Week.
He is officially G of the Week.
I don't know who he is.
I would love to find him.
But this man is G of the Week.
I saw this video on Twitter and I instantly messaged you and said, I'm sorry, Tristan.
I'm sorry, I was wrong. This is a video of a man.
A legend. A hero.
A titan. A behemoth.
In Alada. In Ukraine, in a war zone, who gets hit by a Ukrainian kamikaze drone.
The thing that wipes out tanks, by the way.
See what happens next. And he keeps on driving.
Okay. You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometime, you just might find Sorry.
Bruv. These...
The western... powers have been sending their brand new tanks, the leopard tanks, to Ukraine, and they're getting wiped out by kamikaze drones left, right, and center.
And the kamikaze drone hits a Lada, and he just keeps driving.
Tristan, I'm flabbergasted.
You know he's drunk. For sure he's drunk.
Is he? He's a Russian man driving in Ukrainian territory in a Lada with Russian number plates in a war zone.
Of course he's drunk. Of course he's drunk!
He must be drunk.
Oh, he's definitely drunk. So he's some drunk guy in his ladder driving.
He sees a drone, maybe he doesn't know what it is.
Drone hits it. He takes no evasive maneuvers.
He gets hit dead on with the drone.
Angry face, furious, broken windscreen.
It just keeps driving home.
Who is this guy?
He's gonna be G of the Week.
He is G of the Week. I don't know who you are, sir, but you have settled a two-year argument between the Tate brothers.
We've been arguing for two years about which car is the best.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
I'm flabbergasted. These drones, literally, I'm going to play.
I'm going to have to play it again.
Out of respect for the G of the week.
We're gonna play it again. Here he is No, face it back. He doesn't know who I am He's up to a barrier He cleans the rack, goes on I'm there, I'm there I'm going, I'm going, I'm going I'm there, I'm there I don't know what the drone is I cannot put this car into the lawn I go home What did you just say?
I went and changed the drone I know, you look at me You think it's vodka driving? Sit here You get what you need We'll get you to the house We go home What the fuck?
You sir, are a hero I don't! I was totally right the entire time, and you finally admit that you're wrong.
Bugatti, Rimac, Koenigsegg.
No, bruv, we need more Lattas.
Yeah, we need. We need a whole fleet of Lattas.
Tristan, you're in charge. Three or four more Lattas.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
On the way. And by one of those long wheelbase Lattas politicians used to get driven around in in the late 1950s.
I understand now. You're bulletproof.
Exactly. I will sit in the back of the Lada and our drivers will drive us around in Lada's.
From now on, we control... Lada, man.
No more patrol in the streets and supercars.
Lada. Patrol in the streets and Lada's.
Gotta stay safe. That was gorgeous.
That was beautiful. And when the Matrix finally tries to assassinate us, we can just continue on our little drive home.
Okay, we can go home. Speaking of G of the Week, there's a lot of G of the Weeks.
Have you seen... I don't think even you've seen this.
Have you guys... Have you seen this one yet?
Look at this for G of the Week.
Where is it? I think I know who you mean.
And he is a G. No, it's not that.
It's not the kid. It's not the kid.
No, that kid was ages ago.
This is up to date.
Whoever this guy is escaped from jail by crab walking up a wall.
And what's G about it is it's been nearly a week and a half and he hasn't been caught.
Who is he? What were we doing in jail?
We didn't even try this stuff.
We've been sitting around like jackasses when it turns out you can just walk out.
Look at this dude.
Watch. He looks around the corner.
His mate goes to watch out for him in case a guard comes.
Doop-de-doo.
That's the only footage of his escape.
You're welcome.
He escaped from jail.
He hasn't been seen since.
He's on the run.
What is it? He hasn't been seen since.
But what does he do? I can't make him G of the Week if he's like a sex offender.
What's his crime?
I don't know. Okay, fine.
But that's pretty G. I mean, that's pretty impressive.
The escape is pretty cool.
See you, losers. Hero!
Epic! Also, there was another guy who escaped from jail in England.
I don't have it here. He hugged the bottom of a truck, didn't he?
No, there was another guy who escaped.
No, no, you're thinking of an old one. Escaped jail.
There's a guy who escaped from jail in England recently and escaped jail UK. And they caught him again.
I mean, he ain't all that. Daniel Caliph, he escaped West London jail.
He was a soldier who must be mentally ill.
He planted fake bombs around his military base and got arrested for terrorism and went to jail.
He escaped, but they caught him again.
But the only reason I'm mentioning this is because I read it And the British, which used to be the best people in the world, had an amazing term for somebody who escapes jail.
He's not an escaped prisoner. Do you know what the British justice system calls somebody who has escaped jail?
No. Unlawfully at large.
That is very British. That's from back in the day when England used to be cool.
Yeah, back in the day when England used to be cool.
Daniel Kalief is unlawfully at large.
Imagine being unlawfully at large.
Sounds like a bedroom.
You're unlawfully at large.
Sorry, my dear.
Happens. That is G. Unlawfully at large.
I just like that.
When I was reading the article, I was like, unlawfully at large.
That's such a cool thing to be called.
Top G, unlawfully at large.
We'll see. We'll see.
We'll be fine. If worse gets to worse, I know what to do.
It's fine. I got it under control.
I've learned now. Getting a lot of He walked up the wall like Spider-Man, and he's unlawfully at large.
I'm impressed. Andrew, how does being a Muslim affect your business or how you do business from CLMRS, $50?
It's a good question. I think the Matrix has attacked me a lot harder since I reverted.
Yeah. But Allah is the best of planners.
I believe in God. I believe in God.
So it is what it is.
If they walk in here and kill me in an hour, they're going to do that.
And there's not much I can do about it. If they want to assassinate, you're going to do it.
If they want to put you in jail, they're going to do it.
You don't have to be guilty of anything. They'll just do it.
But I believe in God. So I'm going to believe in God and I'm going to be happy and I'm going to pray like I'm supposed to.
And Allah is the best of planners.
And when you have true faith, that's what makes you hard to destroy.
That's what the amazing atheist doesn't understand.
As soon as his life gets hard, who's he going to turn to?
And he'll learn. Burgers.
Burgers. And if he thinks that...
Chicks with dicks. Chicks with dicks.
If he thinks that God will not show him, God is showing him that he is real.
Daily. Because his life sucks.
Because his life sucks.
If you insult God, you will be punished by perpetual and never-ending misfortune.
It's amazing that an atheist can sit there with a life as terrible as his and not realize, oops, maybe I should stop insulting the most powerful force in the universe.
I said it myself. Because my life sucks.
Tristan the atheist had no money.
Tristan the atheist slept on a mattress on the floor.
There are certain influencers in the world.
Certain influencers in the world who have publicly mocked God, and they end up being forever misfortunate, constantly attacked, constantly laughed at, constantly shamed, and publicly crucified.
And they can do everything right.
They can be in good physical shape.
They can make money. They can train.
They can do everything they're supposed to do in this world.
But because their souls are empty and because they mocked God, they are not respected by anybody and are forever mocked.
And they will be forever unlucky and forever shamed until they wake up and look in the mirror and go, I shouldn't insult God.
There is something more powerful than me.
I'm not the smartest person that's ever existed.
There are things about the universe that I don't understand.
There is magic. There are certain things about this existence that I can't fathom.
And I think I should show respect to what most people, rational people, believe in.
I shouldn't be sitting here trying to insult it.
Because that's why you're forever unlucky.
At least shut up.
Or at least shut up about it.
To sit there and think you look smart.
To insult God.
Hey guys, appreciate all you do.
We'll see. Once you're able to leave Romania, where would you like to go?
Much love, real Autumn B. Well, hello, Autumn.
Where would we go once we're allowed to leave Romania?
I'm going nowhere. Staying home.
Staying here. Staying home.
I'm going nowhere. What you have to understand about me is I live life on my own terms.
I'm going to live exactly as I would have lived if this had never happened.
So if I wish to be in Romania, which I am most of the time and a lot of the year, then I'll be here.
Otherwise, I'll be in the other places I have to be.
But I'm certainly not going to run away from this country.
We're going to win this war, Tristan.
This very important war, which everyone knows about because we've spoken about it publicly, one of the most interesting and observed cultural wars which is currently going on at the moment, our war against the mosquitoes.
We have to ensure that we do not lose a single battle, which means before we can leave this house, the lands and the ground and the air surrounding must be completely free of all mosquitoes and perma-eradicate mosquitoes.
They're existing. We're not going nowhere.
We're not going nowhere! When we get released, when another judge finally does what the other judges have done and said, oh, look, this is interesting evidence.
Let him go. When that judge finally makes that call, I'm going to stay home and kill mosquitoes.
That's what I'm going to do. We're not going anywhere until they're all eradicated.
First from our house, then the city, then Romania.
Then the Earth. Then the EU. Then I'm going to team up with Elon and make sure no mosquitoes have escaped on any spaceships and land on Mars to colonize the new planet.
And I'll be the Martian mosquito marshal.
MMM. Willing to make sure they never infect the new colony of Sir Elon Musk on the red planet.
We ride into battle like brave heroes to ensure that the mosquitoes face certain destruction.
There's no way they're going to ever be allowed to exist.
Not when Top G is around.
True. I'll bring the larder.
The Lada. You take Lada, I'll take the tricep.
Good luck stinging me when I'm in my Lada.
Bro, a drone couldn't even hurt you in that thing.
No, of course not. Not a single chance.
I'll die on my windscreen when I'm going max speed, 43 miles an hour.
It's war! Right, not because it's war.
I want to play a war edit. Because I'm Mr.
Producer. I do whatever the fuck I want.
Let's go. They're going to continue to attack me for the end of time.
And I'm sad that my children are going to wake up every day wondering if dad's in jail for no reason.
Or if dad's been assassinated yet.
You think they're going to allow me to continue to spread good when they're truly evil in their hearts?
I'll put a bullet in my head.
I'm sad knowing that I could have the best life on earth and the only thing I have to do is be a coward to live it.
One...
Two...
Two worlds collide, rival nations.
It's a primitive class, beating years of frustration.
Bravely we hope against all hope.
There is so much at stake.
Seems our freedom's up against the roads.
Is it East versus West?
Or land against man?
Can any nation stand alone?
In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers and a bridge of the past In the darkened night, rising like a spire In the burning heart, the unmistakable light Although drones and fighter jets and attack helicopters drop bombs to the cloudy skies You should be able to look at the sky and see hope and hope alone
In the warrior's code, there's no surrender Though his body says stop His spirit rises never deep in our soul A quiet ember knows it's you against you It's the paradise that drives us all on It's the battle of wills, it's the heat of attack
It's the passion that kills, the victory is yours alone In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers and a grit to the best In the darkest night, burning like a fire In the burning heart, the unmistakable fire If I have a day where I've worked as hard as I can
I've trained and done all the training I'm supposed to do I've spoken to all the people I'm supposed to speak to I've eaten right, I've done everything right I feel happy just from doing the right thing.
You do the right things over and over again, you're going to end up in the right place.
Pay attention, notice things, and never quit.
And if you do that, you're going to succeed.
In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst In the darkest night, rising like a fire In the burning heart, the unmistakable thirst In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst
In the darkest night, rising like a fire In the burning heart, the unmistakable thirst
In the burning heart It's there What are you doing?
I was trying to flex you, but I got my shirt on Skeetos, beware. Yeah.
Please do call our guns. Demote it to Rambo knives.
Right! Speaking of Matrix attacks and war, did you hear about my man?
Who? My man?
You didn't hear about my man? Let me show you.
I don't know who that is. You don't know who my man is?
You're just saying shit. My man.
A guy you know. A friend of yours?
I don't even know him. Some dude.
Who? Wrong split screen.
Sorry, not that guy. A different fucking legend.
One second. Who's a legend?
I don't know if he's a legend at all, to be honest.
Terrible split screen by Mr.
Producer, do whatever I want. Who cares?
So, this dude.
Okay. Is a Turkish crypto millionaire who ran an exchange in Turkey, cryptocurrency boss, and he got, drumroll, 11,196 years in jail.
Okay. Me and you have done a...
I mean, we do jail.
We've done a bit of jail. We've done a bit of jail.
11,196.
Now, I have a few questions. Okay.
Why the six?
11,000 100 and 90 Six Why the six?
Imagine you've got that sentence.
Imagine after your sixth year.
Nice round number.
Only 11,190 years to go.
All downhill from here, smooth sailing.
Hard part's over.
Why the six? I don't understand why the six.
The first six may be the most difficult.
That's my first question. Okay.
My next question is...
Great. Imagine...
What did he do? He stole $2 billion, didn't he?
No, they say $2 billion, but I think it's only like $30 million.
That's the thing that's crazy, Tristan.
People go out there and do these scams, and we all know who I'm talking about.
We all know who I'm talking about.
All these scammers scam for menial amounts of money.
$30 million, what's that, like a week's wages?
Yeah, rubbish. And they're literally losing their lives for pennies.
You can make that money If you join the real world, you can make millions without ever having to risk getting in trouble.
And people are out here doing drugs, risking jail time.
Or your reputation. Build up your reputation.
We've never sold a crypto.
Fans love you. People trust you.
And you scam your fans. Embarrassing.
11,196 years. What I think he did is he ran the biggest exchange in Turkey and the Turkish lira was plummeting.
So people were investing in cryptocurrency to try and fight against inflation.
And then obviously, like all other cryptocurrency exchanges, it blew up and he stole a bunch of money and ran away to Albania and got caught with the Interpol red list.
I ended up putting him back in Turkey. 11,196 years in jail.
Question is this. How?
Like I said, I'm a professional. I like to analyze situations and analyze myself.
How could you explain yourself in a Turkish courtroom to try and be found innocent of this charge?
You walk into court in Turkey.
Judge doesn't know what crypto is.
He has no idea what crypto is.
No clue. None. Baklava...
Coffee. There's a dude in the corner with an ice cream.
And you go to get the ice cream. He famooses you.
That is Turkish cream. Shit!
I imagine that is what... Didn't even get an ice cream.
Yeah. You walk in with a napkin like a dummy.
Guy famoosed you. You sit down.
To your kebab. To your kebab.
I don't know if you're allowed it. I don't know if you have a knife or a fork.
Or chili sauce. Can I have some baklava?
No. No. Fine.
But you got your kebab. And you sit there.
And you sit there. And you say, Judge!
Blockchain technology!
Guilty! What? Ha ha ha!
You stole how much money?
No, I didn't steal it. The ecosystem of the blockchain.
Guilty! I am not interested in learning about this dork shit.
I have four wives at home.
I'm a Turkish judge.
So who's G of the Week? The judge? No.
Maybe. I'm a Turkish judge.
My life is pretty good.
I live a pretty good life.
And I've been sitting here for a whole six minutes.
You're trying to explain to me a bunch of dork crap.
Talk about Etherscan.
Etherscan. Jail!
I'll show you Etherscan.
You're going to jail, sir.
You stole money.
No, I didn't steal money. They invested in a coin.
And the hashes.
And the half-life.
And the halving, Bitcoin halving.
Bro, 11,196 years in jail!
He must have done such a terrible explanation of what Bitcoin is.
I would have loved to have seen his explanation to the Turkish judge.
What a Bitcoin is.
Because that's the beginning of your defense, right?
You're sitting down with a court, and you have to start at the basics.
You have to explain what crypto...
A judge is living well. He isn't all crypto.
The judge doesn't care. He hasn't got crypto.
He's not interested. You stole.
You're a thief. You're a thief. And he's sitting there with the thief.
And you're like, why didn't you steal?
Because according to these papers, everyone lost all their money and you're rich.
Oh, well, because, okay, so the blockchain, how it works is cryptocurrency.
There's a ledger. And he's just sitting there like, bro.
Ledger? Ledger. You know what it was?
He probably wasted six minutes of the judge's life.
Yeah. And that's where the six years...
Came from on the end.
You, sir. He probably had a six-minute court trial, and he sat there listening to some crap about the blockchain for a full six minutes and goes, no, I'm going to get my six back.
I've had enough of this thief.
I've had enough of this guy.
You're going to jail, sir.
Jail. Not only him, but all of his siblings were also put in jail.
Do you know how long they were put in jail for? How long?
11,196 years.
His brother and his sister are going to jail with him for 11,196 years.
Why'd you go to jail because people didn't like your brother?
Strange. Would you even get a job in trying to work time off?
Well, would you just give up?
What would you do? I would love to see this guy explaining Bitcoin to that judge.
That'd be a fantastic... The judge's face.
It would be the most unimpressed face.
Angry, thick, dark mustache.
Sitting there with his thief trying to talk garbage about a ledger.
So we've got a ledger right here, sir.
It's your criminal file.
Yeah. And you're going to jail.
Yeah. There's no way out of this.
Yeah, I believe that the judge is G of the week.
I don't understand where that sentence came from.
Legendary. Is it? It is.
It's heroic. Bro. My man got wrecked.
They might have half his sentence. You might just do half time.
Maybe. Whoa, crazy.
I would have loved to see you. See you in space in the year 5000, mate.
And that's the thing with all this cryptocurrency stuff.
I want to make it clear. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
That's literally longer than all of human recorded history.
The pyramids weren't built.
11,000 years ago.
Giza was just sand.
There was no Sphinx.
No pyramids. There was no pyramids in South America.
Nothing. No Bible. No Stonehenge.
No Quran. Nothing. Nothing.
Cavemen. He's in trouble.
But bro, and that's the thing that's very important.
I want to make it clear because when the next bull run comes, a lot of coins will come out.
TakeCoin, TristanCoin, AndrewCoin.
We have made an ethos.
Me and my brother sat down together and we understood with great power comes great responsibility.
We understand we're some of the most famous people in the world and some of the most respected people on earth.
And the last thing we want is anyone who is a fan of ours' lives to do great.
Our mission is that anybody who believes in us and listens to us becomes a better person.
They train harder. They feel better.
They're more motivated. They're more powerful.
They're more knowledgeable. They're more intelligent.
They're financially more stable through the real world.
We teach you how to make money for real.
We do not want anybody who believes in us to lose a penny, which is why we won't launch a crypto.
Ever. We won't ever.
And I'll explain why. I don't care how good your crypto project is.
They all involve loss.
If I buy a coin for $1 and sell it for $10, someone bought it off me for $10 and it doesn't continue to go up, that person will lose money.
I don't want anybody who believes in me or believes in our brand or believes in our mission to lose a single penny.
I want you all to make money, never lose money.
I don't care if I'd make a billion dollars off a coin.
I probably would. We would. I refuse to do it.
And I want it. Who is selling a crypto, no matter how well-intentioned they are, is to sacrificing their fans and sacrificing the financial capability of the people who believe in them so they can enrich themselves.
That is not who me and my brother are.
We refuse to do it, which is why we have Tate Pledge and donate our own money, firstly.
And secondly, why we teach how to make real money inside of the real world and will not launch a crypto coin.
Ever. Ever. Because it involves, there must be losers for there to be winners.
So I don't care how good a project is.
I don't care how well-intentioned it is.
I don't care who's behind the project.
Uninterested. Anyone who launches a crypto is out to scam their fans for themselves, and that is not us.
And whoever this dude is, I know we're laughing, making fun of him.
He's probably in jail right now. He's probably in a little bit of a bad mood.
Yeah. But whatever he did, his intention was to enrich himself, and at the end of the day, a bunch of people lost a bunch of money, and those people got together and put a piece of paper in front of a judge that made the judge think, you, sir, are going to jail.
Now, obviously, I don't want to get too political, but if you give enough money to the right people when you steal it, then you're free to go.
You're just a kid who messed up, you know?
You'll know who I'm talking about now.
Well, the world is satanic, and the world is evil, and nobody has any honor left, unfortunately.
Have you seen your mate? Have you seen your mate's new outfit?
Who's my mate? Your mate?
Who's my mate? Your mate.
Who's your best mate? You?
Oh, your other best mate.
I don't know. Sam Smith. So let me show you Sam Smith.
Sam Smith is not my best. Sam Smith's new outfit.
Let me show you your mate's outfit. Tinky Winky.
click the怎么样 button right here.
You think you can just, you know, sing songs and not push the agendas of Satan?
No, Tristan, that's extremely naive.
You must be a Satanist.
You can't just learn how to sing, sing songs, have a good life, and be a good, honest person.
No, you have to push garbage for some reason.
What did I just watch? Didn't you know?
Didn't you know that? I might quit.
And I have proof, conclusive evidence that he is your mate.
I want everyone here to know that I, myself, because I don't believe in research, I don't believe in studies, I've done my own research, my own study, because I'm the only man on earth I can actually trust, and concluded that Sam Smith is 100% your mate, because you and him act big.
Tinkly, winkly, dingly ding, la la la, ho!
Teletubbies, Teletubbies, say hello!
Tinky Winky, Dinky Dink, La La, Puff, Teletubbies, Teletubbies, Sammy, Hello, Sammy Anything to say?
I want to say that StackUp99 donated $400 on a Super Chat that says please don't play that video of Tristan but you said it's of me so I didn't want to read that Super Chat out because everyone knows it's you Do you have anything to say to the people at home who have seen you repeatedly on emergency meetings dressed and act in a certain way and then obviously your mate,
your best mate, Sam Smith, decides to also do the same thing because we've just concluded you're not allowed to be a singer without also pushing the agenda of Satan because God is the only way to fix this earth which is why they try very hard to damage us spiritually because if they destroy our spirituality we no longer can resist enslavement because when you have hard parameters instilled by what you know is right and wrong It's hard to turn you into an absolute slave because there's always going to be a hard parameter which you will not penetrate.
That is why they fear God.
It's especially why they fear Muslims and the Islamic faith because we know what is right and we know what is wrong and you cannot come along and tell us with your subjective garbage or your studies or your experts what is right and what is wrong because we already know what is right and what is wrong because it's come from God.
That's why they fear us.
But that's why all these people who have any kind of influence, these singers, for some reason, are hell-bent on pushing the agendas of Satan.
Now, through my own conclusive studies, I have determined he is your mate.
So I would like you to defend yourself and your mate to the world.
Sam, as my mate, I want to talk to you.
Talk to your mate. Just stop doing that.
Just, like, dress back in suits like you used to and just sing songs, please.
Like, you're actually quite a good singer.
Why are you doing this? We're good to go.
Yeah. Stop it.
Please. Like, I've got a daughter.
I don't need that in the world.
I think that's a perfect way to end this emergency meeting.
I think it's really good that you actually finally told your mate to not, you know, do what he's doing anymore.
Finally come to a good conclusion and we can be a good force for the world.
You know who's going to mention us after this?
Your mate. Who's my mate?
The amazing atheist. I spoke to an expert who concluded that he was your mate.
I read a study. You know, the thing is, when haters make videos about me, I promise, I've got a magical power.
Oh, I'm going to cover this in a second. You go first.
It actually makes me feel so happy.
Yeah. Because what happens is, hater makes a video on me.
It's an hour and a half of a deep dive.
Got this. We found this.
Got to put it all together.
Oh, you found the video I made and released.
Andrew Tate. I have never watched any of them.
Yeah. Ever. And they must be making them going, when Andrew sees this, he's going to be mad.
I promise. I promise.
I don't care. No, no, no.
Tristan, please. I need to make this very clear to people.
Go ahead. I don't give a fuck.
Please continue. Make your video.
Discover it. We discovered Andrew said women can't drive.
He's a misogynist.
They can't. Study.
And I don't even care enough to watch them.
The BBC will make a documentary about me.
They'll spend nine months. The Batty Boy Corporation.
And they'll spend a year.
And they'll put it together.
And they'll release it!
It's out! Andrew, have you seen it?
No. It was stupid!
I'm sure it was. You should watch it!
No. I'm busy!
I don't watch any of this crap!
If The Amazing Atheist sits...
Jerking off. Complaining about how I've told him he's incorrect.
For the next 200 years, I will never watch a single one of his garbage videos, ever.
I don't care. I don't care.
So I hope my mate, the amazing 8th, if he wants to do it, go.
I don't care. Because people do this all the time.
I don't want to make this very clear. I don't know.
Fucking ex-fighters, fucking people who run podcasts, people who stream.
One, they're all poor. One.
All of them are broke. Because saying my name is hoping that I engage with them and argue with them.
And then they can finally have a little bit of money and a little bit of relevancy.
Because they're all poor. So one, they're broke.
And two, I want everyone to understand when someone says, Oh my God, did you hear what this guy said about you?
I don't know who these people are.
I never do. But this guy said this.
I don't know them. I've never seen their content.
I've probably blocked them the first time they ever mentioned my name.
I literally don't know them.
Who? Exactly. Who?
Exactly. This liberal said this.
Who? This conservative said this.
Who? This far-right guy said this.
Who? Who? Who?
We don't care. The culture is ours.
We're the ones saving the world.
We're the ones literally feeding children.
Give me a tape pledge video.
Let's show all the amazing things we do.
Let me type this out. The fundraiser video?
Yeah. The people at the house?
Let me do it. We don't know.
We're very busy. We have our own Matrix attack to defeat.
I don't consume content by almost anyone.
There is a very small handful of people, and it's people I know personally.
I'll watch Patrick Reddavid speak to interesting people.
I'll watch Tucker Carlson speak to interesting people.
Ooh, do you want to cover Tucker Carlson's latest piece?
Who's he spoke to?
Oh, is that about Obama?
Yeah, I heard that...
We're going to end up in an early grave, my friend.
It's bad. It's only something bad.
Is it? Give me a hint.
A guy went into very great detail about how he smoked crack and had sex and sucked off Obama.
That's not a hint. I would never kill myself.
On Tucker's podcast, on Tucker on X, a guy went into very, very explicit detail about About performing oral sex on Barack Obama.
We would never kill ourselves.
I'm sure that guy is not telling the truth.
I'm sure. Yeah.
Because Michelle is an elegant, beautiful lady.
And I believe that Obama is heterosexual.
For the safety of me and my brother, the stream has to end.
Okay. What did you say? Something about it?
No, nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Okay. Obama's wonderful. Okay.
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